Commander Bitin' | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 9. 10. 2023
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    CLIP from Episode 770 - Master & Commander feat. Kath Krueger (10/5/23)
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Komentáře • 69

  • @ross4
    @ross4 Před 8 měsíci +53

    The funniest part is that apparently Commander ONLY bites Secret Service Agents, and is nice and cuddly with everyone else.

    • @Houtont
      @Houtont Před 8 měsíci +12

      He knows who the trump loyalists are.

    • @ReallyBadJuJu
      @ReallyBadJuJu Před 8 měsíci +3

      Beau of the Fifth Column has some thoughts on that...

    • @Abcdefg-tf7cu
      @Abcdefg-tf7cu Před měsícem

      ​@@ReallyBadJuJu Beau is also a human trafficker

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Anyone who’s been around Secret Service agents know that you never really feel safe around them. They’re always on edge and super serious and apparently that’s making the dogs very uncomfortable

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 Před 6 měsíci +1

      What if I was gay? U ever considered that?

  • @xavierriv41
    @xavierriv41 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Felix's extensive knowledge of dog breeds and animals generally makes me think he wakes up at like 9 am on Saturday to watch old animal planet shows to this day

  • @lmackenzie9198
    @lmackenzie9198 Před 8 měsíci +14

    “There are four types of people in this world. Sheep, wolves, presidential German shepherds, and sheepdogs.”

  • @voiceofreason2674
    @voiceofreason2674 Před 8 měsíci +15

    I had a German shepherd and can confirm they love to bite anybody in a uniform. My pitbull does not discriminate, a toddler, a small dog, an unsuspecting dweeb on Nintendo switch, he covets all bites. But my German shepherd only had eyes for the mail man. Barking his azz off when the mail came clamoring for that mailman BOOTY bite

    • @xRickAstleyx
      @xRickAstleyx Před 8 měsíci

      its because theyre american uniforms

  • @gking407
    @gking407 Před 8 měsíci +23

    Conservative watchdog group out here literally watching dogs 😂😂

  • @penabler
    @penabler Před 8 měsíci +10

    Barney bit a reporter I remember. Scottish terriers were bred to fight badgers in their dens and have teeth WAY bigger than their weight class would indicate. They have the same personalities as the War Boys from mad max.

  • @patricklynch9574
    @patricklynch9574 Před 8 měsíci +15

    Good dog good dog.

  • @bighomiegayass1917
    @bighomiegayass1917 Před 8 měsíci +57

    Was wondering why the ep wasn’t out yet but it probably has something to do with the Third Intifada starting

    • @NoName-lq6vw
      @NoName-lq6vw Před 8 měsíci +22

      Chris is probably furiously editing it in an attempt to keep Mossad from assassinating Felix. I bet he's losing his goddamn mind at the absolute dogvomit right wing western media/gov responses

    • @theletterw3875
      @theletterw3875 Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@@NoName-lq6vwat least now there is breadtube so millions more Americans will support Palestinians this time

    • @wegotbagels
      @wegotbagels Před 8 měsíci +8

      ​@@theletterw3875lmao

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier Před 8 měsíci +3

      In the meantime, strongly recommend episode 212, or just the Acid Marxist clip of the Chapos talking about that huge peaceful protest in which literally tens of thousands were mowed down by Isn'treali guns, including deliberate targeting of clearly-marked journalists and medics, and all the shitlib Westoid media takes ofc since that's the Chapo wheelhouse. So many gems from that all these years later.

    • @ericherde1
      @ericherde1 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@NoName-lq6vw Or they have to find a second guest host for the epp because Felix is on a leave of absence to join Hezbollah.

  • @penguininasuit4451
    @penguininasuit4451 Před 8 měsíci +14

    Who watches the watchmen? Apparently, a watchdog.

  • @Lizzmael
    @Lizzmael Před 8 měsíci +10

    Waiting for the exposé on Socks the cat…

  • @businessgoose6057
    @businessgoose6057 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Were the dog's nails just clicking? That's normal dog stuff....

  • @eriktillman8114
    @eriktillman8114 Před 8 měsíci +12

    We love our Commander, don't we folks?
    Biden should give him the same medal Trump gave to Conan the hero-dog.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Anti-police dog.
    #goodboy

  • @natelandherr5202
    @natelandherr5202 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Good boy

  • @capyossarian
    @capyossarian Před 8 měsíci +5

    Dog toenails click, comeon people

  • @CippiCippiCippi
    @CippiCippiCippi Před 8 měsíci +4

    Scotties can be wonderful affectionate dogs. They are ratters and very good at it.

  • @darthtater1231
    @darthtater1231 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Was pete B. around when the incidents happened cause i think comander smelled the dog murder on him

  • @chocolateleftisttanuki3690
    @chocolateleftisttanuki3690 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Cujo if Acab

  • @Mr1930s
    @Mr1930s Před 8 měsíci +4

    woof woof

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Před 8 měsíci +2

    I think the cat put the dog up to it

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 Před 8 měsíci +3

    trumpy could've been using those water dogs to "swim" classified docs to our enemies if they weren't immigrants.

  • @karensmetanovska1902
    @karensmetanovska1902 Před 8 měsíci +1

    lol

  • @radiationshepherd
    @radiationshepherd Před 8 měsíci

    Lol

  • @patricklynch9574
    @patricklynch9574 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Where are his razor teeth?

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Před 8 měsíci +6

    If your dog is biting people, you taught them to.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Před 8 měsíci +17

      Secret service officers aren’t people

    • @MichaelSotoCE
      @MichaelSotoCE Před 8 měsíci +6

      The way I think about it is these poor dogs are inundated every day by people with absolutely fucked vibes. The dogs have a job to do, protect master Biden, and yet everyday he's meeting with people who would wish him harm, who would stab him in the back to take a bit of his power, they're encountering the absolute worst cretins, lizard men, Lolita express Platinum club members, etc.
      The dogs are absolutely trying to do their job but don't have it in their soul to just lie down and do nothing, Biden might as well live in a haunted carnival scare house for how disruptive it must be to these dogs' sanity

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 Před 8 měsíci +4

      INCORRECT ! Many dogs are born with a taste for booty and they wanna take a BITE out of it !

  • @Rompelstaump
    @Rompelstaump Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is why I'm voting for Trump 🤣
    Sorry I couldn't keep it straight face after that one

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Před 8 měsíci +9

    God, Felix is so unfunny