For the full episode, subscribe at / chapotraphouse CLIP from Episode 801 - Modern Major Generals feat. Derek Davison (1/25/24) / chapo-trap-house #chapotraphouse #chapo
Its actually not that surprising that theres a bunch of 22 year old generals because as we all know the ranks in the IDF are: Tattletale, Tattletale first class, Baby sniper, Lieutenant child killer, Somebody's Nephew, Dentist, and Lawyer.
Early 1989. 28 year old, bleached blond idiot (me) missed the border crossing into Swaziland where I was living and laid down behind some light brush in the veld about 1/2 mile away. Woke up, blinded by a flashlight surrounded by four SA White "soldiers", one pointing a pistol at me. Incensed that I was sleeping in a "no man's" security strip between Swaziland and Kwa Zulu "homeland" (reservation), they drove me back to base, propped me up in a chair in their "club", fed me beer and argued they were fighting "communism." (Ha). A Captain, a Major and 2 Lieutenants. The oldest was 26.
I make fun of CTH a lot but Matt is a cool dude and it really fucking sucks what happened to him and particularly when it happened. It's pretty obvious that his mind is 100% intact though, so that's good. I hope he's relaxing and getting to spend time with his kid.
We the people of the world demand a 2024 amendment of actions definable as 'war crimes' as laid out in the 1949 Geneva Conventions (Article 8, Section 2) to include Cringe Against Humanity
Among the 21 dead idf soldiers, there's an indigenous peruvian from some obscure tribe that converted to judaism?, and a filipino ex-con migrant worker who isnt even jewish from what i can tell ?? Like wtf are these people doing there, just stay home lmao
Yall do know hamas killed several workers from those areas recording them being brutally murdered even tho OBVIOUSLY NOT JEWISH like you all say. Its almost like they are fighting terrorism and not just for the sake of ThE JeWiSh ZiOniSts In IsRaEl
What's crazy is even at this point in the conflict, IDF soldiers are still posting themselves looting and shooting at already blown-up buildings and giving up their positions. They're still out, in open unsecured areas, getting domed by al qasam snipers left and right. Like, they are so bad at this.
20-year old captains? That's not bad iirc. I Lived with a leftish American Vietnamese war vet growing up, around 14-15; he called that a 90-day Wonder, not new in the west & he implied they were straight out of college, so could be 18 in circumstances.
"I dont know what theyre doing i dont see the thought behind it" Really? You dont have any idea what the apartheid state of isreal is trying to do in gaza? REALLY?
the hasbara is also for israelis, so promoting soldiers to high rank plays into that, individually, for the soldiers, affirming their feelings of being Special. i wouldnt doubt that the whole thing, at least as a side note, is also an experiment on how untrained and unserious can your soldiers be, given the right tech, and right pats on the back, “Major!,” and still overwhelm an inner city population.
where the fuck is the ICJ case for Sudan? South Africa is rightly praised for putting forward case against Israel, YET happily embraces Hemedti in South Africa, just like he was warmly embraced by a bunch of other African leaders (and even shown around the genocide museum in Kigali), meanwhile a new report has indicated 15,000 deaths in JUST ONE CITY in Darfur last year. The second genocide in the same place in just 20 years, which involves not just bombing, but large-scale sexual violence and all sorts of physical violence by hordes of RSF fighters, ones very experienced with committing atrocities in Darfur prior. But no it's Africa, guess it's not that important. It'd be nice if international groups could multi-task, then again there's three major wars in the headlines and dozens of other ongoing ones that don't get discussed as much.
“Why should I waste my beautiful mind on this?” Jesus Christ, one of these dudes has an ego that would give Mike Tyson an existential crisis. With that being said, ✊🇵🇸
Couldnt imagine supporting people that brutally murdered and recorded their atrocities by hand to 1.7k civilians and then kidnapped 150+ women and children.
But you support a state that has been illegal occupying land, the people of which they've been brutally ethnically cleansing for over half a century, culminating in an abhorrent genocide of innocent civilians that even the international stage has finally had to condem??
@@TheAlmightyAss Palestinian, started it. 2 wars; lost both. -- 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again. '" - (George W. Bush) -
We hear that poverty can sap brainpower, reduce frontal lobe function, induce the fantods, etc. But exactly what do we mean by ‘poverty’? If we’re talking about an absolute, rather than relative, standard of living, most of the world today must be in poverty, as well as almost everyone who lived much before the present. Most Chinese are poorer than the official US poverty level, right? The US had fairly rapid economic growth until the last generation or so, so if you go very far back in time, almost everyone was poor, by modern standards. Even those who were considered rich at the time suffered from zero prenatal care, largely useless medicine, tabletless high schools, and slow Internet connections. They had to ride horses that had lousy acceleration and pooped all over the place. In particular, if all this poverty-gives-you-emerods stuff is true, scholastic achievement should have collapsed in the Great Depression - and with the miracle of epigenetics, most of us should still be suffering those bad effects. But somehow none of this seems to have gone through the formality of actually happening.
Kidding aside, yeah. The absolute poverty level in China has basically been eradicated, and the relative poverty has decreased dramatically YOY. I just laugh because America has insane amounts of homeless and dirt-fuck poor people that somehow never get considered.
This podcast is for downwardly-mobile drug-addled failsons who are far more concerned with bringing living standards in the West down than bringing living standards in the developing world up. Type of people who use terms like "late stage capitalism" unironically and get more upset about whatever David Brooks writes in the Atlantic than imans throughout the Islamic world calling for the mass death of Jews. Unserious people.
@@lanceblankenship9995 totally true your spot on with this take. Chapo gives no remedies or solutions just edge lord humor from 2016. Unserious adult men living in their 20s forever. They're a threat to no one and their maturity level is permanently stunted.
@@Lowe505 yeah, i prefer listening to Pod Save America, the only Podcast dedicated to protecting American Democracy from the Trump menace. When we all get behind Biden this November, he will singlehandedly smash the Fascism button Trump installed in the Oval Office(he's been searching for it for a few years, he'll find it soon) and save us all from fascism.
@@Louie_The_DagoYou’re jealous because if the joke that Italians are Jews with better food is true, then Jews are Italians but with better jokes. Convert to Judaism and get some better material
The 700 teslas flashing to "free the hostages" was the most israeli thing of all time.
Lol for real
Reddit country
This sounds nuts can you please explain?
Yea same@@ciaranglobel784
@@ciaranglobel784 Israel has the highest concentration of tech developers in the world outside of San Francisco.
The IDF kissing a loony tunes girl made of dynamite is such a funny fucking analogy
Its actually not that surprising that theres a bunch of 22 year old generals because as we all know the ranks in the IDF are: Tattletale, Tattletale first class, Baby sniper, Lieutenant child killer, Somebody's Nephew, Dentist, and Lawyer.
Cold blooded...
Glad to see us lawyers are running things
Somebody's Nephew is the Commander-in-Chief/5-Star General of the Armies.
Early 1989. 28 year old, bleached blond idiot (me) missed the border crossing into Swaziland where I was living and laid down behind some light brush in the veld about 1/2 mile away. Woke up, blinded by a flashlight surrounded by four SA White "soldiers", one pointing a pistol at me. Incensed that I was sleeping in a "no man's" security strip between Swaziland and Kwa Zulu "homeland" (reservation), they drove me back to base, propped me up in a chair in their "club", fed me beer and argued they were fighting "communism." (Ha). A Captain, a Major and 2 Lieutenants. The oldest was 26.
We love our big boy Matty, folks!
Don't count on him ever coming back to the show tbh. I just hope he makes some kind of recovery.
I make fun of CTH a lot but Matt is a cool dude and it really fucking sucks what happened to him and particularly when it happened. It's pretty obvious that his mind is 100% intact though, so that's good. I hope he's relaxing and getting to spend time with his kid.
Oh, look! The IDF has become the 4th Reich
only the IOF can make looting look so uncool
Gaza is rightfully Israel land
Looting their own land? Lol
Worst viking wannabes ever.
@@just_a_turtle_chad k fash
@@just_a_turtle_chad Your anime avatar is rightfully the only avatar you should use.
god this story is so funny
We the people of the world demand a 2024 amendment of actions definable as 'war crimes' as laid out in the 1949 Geneva Conventions (Article 8, Section 2) to include Cringe Against Humanity
Among the 21 dead idf soldiers, there's an indigenous peruvian from some obscure tribe that converted to judaism?, and a filipino ex-con migrant worker who isnt even jewish from what i can tell ?? Like wtf are these people doing there, just stay home lmao
Literally it’s so fucking ludicrous. They getting mercenaries as well because they’re too pussy to fight
Yall do know hamas killed several workers from those areas recording them being brutally murdered even tho OBVIOUSLY NOT JEWISH like you all say. Its almost like they are fighting terrorism and not just for the sake of ThE JeWiSh ZiOniSts In IsRaEl
@@ausinasmith96 You suck.
@@ausinasmith96you jackass
Wile E Coyote is Israeli excellence
I'm stealing that "Home alone-ing" line at the end. That is just too good.
14:34 THEYRE HAVING A BLAST ALL RIGHT
Guys… Jürgen Klopp is leaving Liverpool. I feel like I’ve lost a family member
It was gonna happen eventually. Stay strong.
I see your Jürgen Klopp and I raise you Bill Belichick.
Noooooooooooo
I love that his middle name is Norbert.
Thoughts and prayers to you during this trying time
It’s like the IDF is playing escape from tarkov with fortnite mentality
I know it’s a joke but this is the most LiVF iS LiKe bIDEo GAme thing ive ever read
It's like the idf is playing minecraft with a castlwminer z mentality 😂😂😂
🎼I am a Major General 🎼
This reporting is no error; the Israeli military has exceptionally young officers.
the spoiled of war.
Felix rules!
at being crooked-faced and unintelligible and not getting any ass
@@lanceblankenship9995 Was that an anti-Semitic dog whistle?
Stories and depictions of Israelis engaged in dancing is a harmful and anti‐Semitic stereotype
in what way
@@SyncrisisVideos I think he’s joking, but you can never be sure on the Internet
Is it really a depiction when it’s Israelis themselves posting it on the internet
??? IDF soldiers are the ones posting videos of themselves dancing. I must be missing a joke here.
Womp womp! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Velociraptor was woefully inaccurate
What's crazy is even at this point in the conflict, IDF soldiers are still posting themselves looting and shooting at already blown-up buildings and giving up their positions. They're still out, in open unsecured areas, getting domed by al qasam snipers left and right. Like, they are so bad at this.
20-year old captains? That's not bad iirc. I Lived with a leftish American Vietnamese war vet growing up, around 14-15; he called that a 90-day Wonder, not new in the west & he implied they were straight out of college, so could be 18 in circumstances.
Felix is funny.
"I dont know what theyre doing i dont see the thought behind it"
Really? You dont have any idea what the apartheid state of isreal is trying to do in gaza? REALLY?
The TRS guys sound different.
the hasbara is also for israelis, so promoting soldiers to high rank plays into that, individually, for the soldiers, affirming their feelings of being Special. i wouldnt doubt that the whole thing, at least as a side note, is also an experiment on how untrained and unserious can your soldiers be, given the right tech, and right pats on the back, “Major!,” and still overwhelm an inner city population.
What in the fuck is going on in this comment section??
First time in the Chapo comment section?
Dumbass rhetorical questions?
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where the fuck is the ICJ case for Sudan? South Africa is rightly praised for putting forward case against Israel, YET happily embraces Hemedti in South Africa, just like he was warmly embraced by a bunch of other African leaders (and even shown around the genocide museum in Kigali), meanwhile a new report has indicated 15,000 deaths in JUST ONE CITY in Darfur last year. The second genocide in the same place in just 20 years, which involves not just bombing, but large-scale sexual violence and all sorts of physical violence by hordes of RSF fighters, ones very experienced with committing atrocities in Darfur prior. But no it's Africa, guess it's not that important. It'd be nice if international groups could multi-task, then again there's three major wars in the headlines and dozens of other ongoing ones that don't get discussed as much.
The Israeli flag is a symbol of hate and supremacy. Israel shouldn't exist.
They’re rich kids
People aren’t going to forget this.
@@mepanther3125what you said. I know I wont forget this haha. It's too funny and stupid not to haha. Acme levels of looney toonz crap haha.
Gonna tell my grandkids about the worst army that ever existed and the fake country they died for
they shouldn't, feel-good stories are stories are few and far between these days
#nukeisnotrael
WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP???
CHAPOS WHERE IS YOUR FRONT AGAINST THE FREAKING CHEETO???
Your mum
pog @@dabrickshaw651
What are you doing to stop him?
chapo wants trump to win since theyre all millionaires and want the tax breaks
SHUT
why does he stutter so much
“Why should I waste my beautiful mind on this?” Jesus Christ, one of these dudes has an ego that would give Mike Tyson an existential crisis. With that being said, ✊🇵🇸
How the fuck do you listen to Chapo with no sense of humor?
@@slickstufneatstufI never get used to how many idiots there are in the comment section
@@slickstufneatstuf Apparently the same way you read the comment section.
@@seanmcdonald4686 Autism awareness month
@@jingbot1071I give your comment an 8 out of 10.
Couldnt imagine supporting people that brutally murdered and recorded their atrocities by hand to 1.7k civilians and then kidnapped 150+ women and children.
But you support a state that has been illegal occupying land, the people of which they've been brutally ethnically cleansing for over half a century, culminating in an abhorrent genocide of innocent civilians that even the international stage has finally had to condem??
@@TheAlmightyAss Palestinian, started it. 2 wars; lost both. -- 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again. '" - (George W. Bush) -
It was like 900 tops, and most of them were killed by the IDF, lmao.
Way to conflate, jackass
How's Hamas doing?
I heard IDF is performing good in their peacekeeping operation.
Invite them to peacekeep your neighborhood. We won't be seeing you post anymore.
How are you doing is the question. Not well obviously lol
Congratulations, you're what George Orwell was against.
@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342they can't hide in those tunnels for long
The Hasbara Nazis are everywhere online for some reason
We hear that poverty can sap brainpower, reduce frontal lobe function, induce the fantods, etc. But exactly what do we mean by ‘poverty’? If we’re talking about an absolute, rather than relative, standard of living, most of the world today must be in poverty, as well as almost everyone who lived much before the present. Most Chinese are poorer than the official US poverty level, right? The US had fairly rapid economic growth until the last generation or so, so if you go very far back in time, almost everyone was poor, by modern standards. Even those who were considered rich at the time suffered from zero prenatal care, largely useless medicine, tabletless high schools, and slow Internet connections. They had to ride horses that had lousy acceleration and pooped all over the place.
In particular, if all this poverty-gives-you-emerods stuff is true, scholastic achievement should have collapsed in the Great Depression - and with the miracle of epigenetics, most of us should still be suffering those bad effects.
But somehow none of this seems to have gone through the formality of actually happening.
take your meds
>Most Chinese are poorer than the official US poverty level, right?
Uh. No.
Always good to see you Lance
@@fipipip [dr. drew sound drop] Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Kidding aside, yeah. The absolute poverty level in China has basically been eradicated, and the relative poverty has decreased dramatically YOY. I just laugh because America has insane amounts of homeless and dirt-fuck poor people that somehow never get considered.
Russian soldiers are doing same thing in Ukraine, but you'll never hear that on Chapo.
This podcast is for downwardly-mobile drug-addled failsons who are far more concerned with bringing living standards in the West down than bringing living standards in the developing world up.
Type of people who use terms like "late stage capitalism" unironically and get more upset about whatever David Brooks writes in the Atlantic than imans throughout the Islamic world calling for the mass death of Jews.
Unserious people.
@@lanceblankenship9995 totally true your spot on with this take. Chapo gives no remedies or solutions just edge lord humor from 2016. Unserious adult men living in their 20s forever. They're a threat to no one and their maturity level is permanently stunted.
@@Lowe505 yeah, i prefer listening to Pod Save America, the only Podcast dedicated to protecting American Democracy from the Trump menace. When we all get behind Biden this November, he will singlehandedly smash the Fascism button Trump installed in the Oval Office(he's been searching for it for a few years, he'll find it soon) and save us all from fascism.
3/10 hasbara red herring I think you can do better than this
Not really, they're liberating Donbas
God, Felix is so unfunny
lol it’s been a while since I saw the jealous guy commenting
@@5508Vanderdekken I'm jealous that my voice doesnt constantly crack like I'm going through puberty.
@@Louie_The_DagoYou’re jealous because if the joke that Italians are Jews with better food is true, then Jews are Italians but with better jokes. Convert to Judaism and get some better material
Shut up ya rat bastad
negging him in the comments isn't gonna convince him to pork you, you gotta try harder
Praise Allah
Sacrifice to the war gods conspiracy
VDAREPREDATOR mention!
VLONEPREDATOR even, I dunno why VDARE is stuck in my brain