@@frenchynoob They are short, stocky birds with long beaks i would guess for fishing. I think we have different or fake ones here in Canada, but they live in the forest around lakes. They are one of the "camp birds" that steal food from camps, but they are less bold around humans than the usual suspects. They are nothing like a Heron.
Fun Bird Fact: That heron that ate the catfish whole is a Goliath Heron, the largest extant species of heron in the world, they can get up to 5ft tall. That boy is a D I N O S A U R
12:14 As a Geordie I think he’s saying “look at this fucking mess”. Northern accents can be quick to southerners, and it’s pronounced like “looket the fuckn mess”
I read that second story title very wrong and go so confused..."Rat-eating Heroin is The Hero New York needs right now." Wait a minute...Are we talking about a rat that is high off his balls? Or is someone repurposing a bunch of seized heroin as rat poison? I'm not sure how either of those would have been good.
I love how oddly professional Simon is at times, like he's on an actual TV programme. Not only does he say "other [products] are available", but also at 3:20, he realised that the bleeping of Lewis saying the name again, would also bleep out what he was saying, so he repeated it.
im so happy this podcast exists, its so good and is the reason I'm still watching the yogscast, I know these vids don't get good views, but thanks for doing them anyway they make my week, cheers from a long time yogscast enjoyer
Heron story (from Essex, UK): My neighbour had a fish pond with 20 koi fish in it. One morning I woke up to 11 koi fish scattered across the garden and later found out from the neighbour that a heron had got at their pond. They only have 7 koi fish now
For those interested, birds do understand what they say to a degree! Most understand the general meaning of sentences, but many trained ones understand lots of individual words and forms them together. Crows are so good at mimicking, they even sound like people!
@@LexSchilperoord oh absolutely for those that aren't trained for research or the likes. For those that are, think of their understanding like that of a 3 or 4 year old. Their grammar obviously isn't perfect but its impressive, and they'll ask questions and the likes. One of the biggest breakthroughs in animal self-acknowledgement was an African Grey asking what colour it is while admiring itself in the mirror. Super interesting stuff!
I think the best part of the whole "Metaverse" concept is that someone literally watched Ready Player One and was like, we need to make this a reality, but one where the corporation wins
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Mimicking birds learn to mimic the sounds of their family/social group in the natural world. If it becomes a pet, some will naturally pick up sounds that the owner repeats in the same way. So not only is it repeating the words, it's mimicking the previous owners voice, so definitely creepy 🤣
Ahh man. I love African Greys. We used to have one that spoke in my dad's voice. The bird was in a cage on the back porch and my mom was in the back yard with a woman who was looking at a miniature horse that we had for sale. My dad's washing dishes at a window that looks out that way from behind the cage. The bird yells out "MOVE IT YA FAT ASS" and my dad had to duck and cover so that the woman didn't think he was yelling at them. It was something that he'd used to say to an old golden retriever that we had that would lay against the sliding door. Same bird also used to headbang while just chanting "F*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*cker." And he also used to bite my mom (and the vet) and look them in the eye and call them assholes whenever they had to give him antibiotic injections when he got an eye infection once.
Lyre birds are incredible mimics. They don't sound like birds at all, that's parrots. If you you look you find videos of lyre birds perfectly mimicking the shutter sound of a camera complete with zoom noises.
African Greys are actually the smartest birds in their species of psittacines. Some have been shown to live for up to 60 years in captivity, compared to 23 in the wild. Their cognitive level has been shown to be that of a 4-6 year old human, sometimes even higher than that. It’s been reported that grey parrots are capable of using existing known English words to create new labels for objects which the bird does not know the name of, for example, banerry. (Banana and Cherry). They’ve also been known to be able to identify voices with faces who create those voices! Long story short: Read up on them if you want. They are REALLLY smart!
20:52 I don’t know why, but my 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵 same response was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 to lift my hand, snap, and point- only difference would be that I raised my left hand, not my right, as my right hand was busy holding my phone. Unless, of course, this footage is mirrored, in which case it would genuinely be the same Could just be because I love a good bagel with lox and cream cheese
That "tomorrow" and "tamara" conversation is exactly what I think of when British people just out right refuse to pronounce "er" or just "r's" at the end of words. Instead of pronouncing "er" it becomes just "a".
I loved Lewis & Simon not understanding the first bit of how animals live. Yes, herons stab the shite out of their meals before they eat it. Kinda their whole MO.
Well the duck's not gonna articulate the words, is he? He's just mimicking the noises based off of his interpretation and no one is giving him instructions.
That’s a terrible solution Lewis, because then instead of just giant mutant sewer rats, us New Yorkers would have to deal with both them and the new giant mutant herons! Imagine one of those things grown to the proportions of a NYC rat! That’s a freaking baby-eating dinosaur right there.
I had a bird that would say shut the fuck up all the time. it was the only thing he knew how to say, but he would say it to a friend of mine that talked a lot it was very funny
oh my fucking god the 'clearly a heron lol' on lewis' photo nearly killed me
I nearly died laughing at Lewis' picture of a 'Kingfisher'
The audio described "clearly a Heron" in the podcast was so funny I had to watch this just to see Lewis' picture. Yep, clearly not a kingfisher lol
I guess there are more bird experts in the world than I thought, cuz I got no fucking clue what a kingfisher is
@@frenchynoob They are short, stocky birds with long beaks i would guess for fishing.
I think we have different or fake ones here in Canada, but they live in the forest around lakes. They are one of the "camp birds" that steal food from camps, but they are less bold around humans than the usual suspects.
They are nothing like a Heron.
Such a good way to tell us the text!
@@frenchynoob they're usually small brightly colored birds with very distinctive needle shaped beaks
lmao same, I just had to see how obviously a heron it was
"You eat half of it, and there's like, more to eat."
Yes, I would imagine eating half of something would leave more of it left to eat.
Another thrilling episode of two old men fail to stay on topic
I don't know where my parrot picks up all this foul language. All he does is watch Yogscast all day long.
Did you name him Michael McDonald?
So long as it doesn’t say fuck or bugger
Fun Bird Fact: That heron that ate the catfish whole is a Goliath Heron, the largest extant species of heron in the world, they can get up to 5ft tall. That boy is a D I N O S A U R
About a boba in size
All birds are dinosaurs
Simon: You were a scientist…not a biologist though.
Lewis: STABBY SPEAR ATTACK
As an Australian I can confirm. We do call our friends numerous aggressive terms in a warm loving and tender way.
I saw my aussie mate last week as he was visiting his British dad, he called me a Sh*t C**t. That was nice lol!
@@jakemuss3805 We do that.... XD
funny that also sounds like us Canadians
@@ajhavok7280 funny that I’ll be moving there once the borders calm down a bit!
I like telling stories while I’m high ASF on my CZcams channel to cure people’s boredom lmao :)
12:14 As a Geordie I think he’s saying “look at this fucking mess”. Northern accents can be quick to southerners, and it’s pronounced like “looket the fuckn mess”
Lewis: "this stupid show"
Yogscast fanbase: *"and i took that personally"*
I read that second story title very wrong and go so confused..."Rat-eating Heroin is The Hero New York needs right now."
Wait a minute...Are we talking about a rat that is high off his balls? Or is someone repurposing a bunch of seized heroin as rat poison?
I'm not sure how either of those would have been good.
"the worse they call you, the more they like you"
thats actually strangely accurate...
If Lewis thinks a Heron is savage... I'd like to see his reaction to a Shoebill Stork or a Casowary
Or a secretary bird
I love how oddly professional Simon is at times, like he's on an actual TV programme. Not only does he say "other [products] are available", but also at 3:20, he realised that the bleeping of Lewis saying the name again, would also bleep out what he was saying, so he repeated it.
"Other products are available" is a classic Simon joke.
@@Khrayfish Yeah, but he's referencing how the BBC or whatever has to, or at least used to have to say that when referring to named brands.
Hearing Simon yell "It FUCKS ME OFF!" when discussing how annoying big ads really resonated with me. It fucks me off too.
Don't know if it was just because of the hiatus and I've been missing these but this felt like one of the best episodes to date!
im so happy this podcast exists, its so good and is the reason I'm still watching the yogscast, I know these vids don't get good views, but thanks for doing them anyway they make my week, cheers from a long time yogscast enjoyer
Simon: My cats are naked. It would be weird if I put clothes on them.
So I've seen...
11:40 lol, she is swearing while she complains that the bird only could have picked up swearing on the telly
Heron story (from Essex, UK): My neighbour had a fish pond with 20 koi fish in it. One morning I woke up to 11 koi fish scattered across the garden and later found out from the neighbour that a heron had got at their pond. They only have 7 koi fish now
F
Oh HERON and not Heroin lol
12:00 Sounds like he’s saying, “The fucking *bleep* (hell?) you lookin’ at?” and they bleeped the wrong word.
I was listening to this in the shower and I heard bleeping, I was worried you guys started talking about sex arses again
I'm traumatized from the last episodes
Funnily enough Nicole Brown Simpson's parrot kept asking for orange juice after she was killed.
No one figured out why.
"It used it's beak as a sort of spear"
Yes Lewis, that is how herons work
I really do enjoy these "well done, well done. We can teach them how to speak." xD
For those interested, birds do understand what they say to a degree! Most understand the general meaning of sentences, but many trained ones understand lots of individual words and forms them together. Crows are so good at mimicking, they even sound like people!
Surely that depends on association, teaching them a word while performing an action or showing an item?
@@LexSchilperoord oh absolutely for those that aren't trained for research or the likes. For those that are, think of their understanding like that of a 3 or 4 year old. Their grammar obviously isn't perfect but its impressive, and they'll ask questions and the likes. One of the biggest breakthroughs in animal self-acknowledgement was an African Grey asking what colour it is while admiring itself in the mirror. Super interesting stuff!
@@benp6858 That's amazing!
Hello! In need of lipreaders to tell us which "ultimate boomer news agency" Lewis is insulting
sky lol
Sky I think 🤣
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Being from Sunderland, the comparison of saying "tomorrow" had me creased.
The whole parrot section had me dying
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Simon's Australian accent is surprisingly good. It's not very good, but it's at least not wildly absurd like most people do.
I agree. I'd hesitate to use the word good, but some of it was passable.
Get an adblocker for gods sake lol
Edit: Oh, he did. lmao
Lewis and Simon at their best
Simon's Australian duck is actually perfect. As an Australian, I can confirm
Great video, again didn't fail to make me giggle and chortle
"clearly a heron lol"
fuckin got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:00 why do they just fucking ignore this sound? Like they act surprised for a second and then just decide to move on
I'm so confused. Basically no one has mentioned jt lol
Looks like Lewis doxxed himself, the sound is edited in.
@@netyr4554 but both he and simon looked around the room as if there'd been some sound
11:50 "look at the fucking mess" Simon dear :)
The Grey's know what they are doing lol they are really scary smart
Hahaha 5 inches of meat is enough. Don't be greedy. My new pickup line
These websites are the perfect example of why adblock gets used
Great, now I need to binge watch Aunty Donna videos, thanks Simon
lol had to rewind me and lewis said in sync Dr Zaius Dr Zaius wasn't sure if he said it or not. Like they say great minds think alike.
Mimicking birds learn to mimic the sounds of their family/social group in the natural world. If it becomes a pet, some will naturally pick up sounds that the owner repeats in the same way. So not only is it repeating the words, it's mimicking the previous owners voice, so definitely creepy 🤣
My grandfather had a parrot that used to say "ring ring, ring ring, hello? Fuck off." Everyone but my grandmother laughed at it.
Ahh man. I love African Greys. We used to have one that spoke in my dad's voice. The bird was in a cage on the back porch and my mom was in the back yard with a woman who was looking at a miniature horse that we had for sale. My dad's washing dishes at a window that looks out that way from behind the cage. The bird yells out "MOVE IT YA FAT ASS" and my dad had to duck and cover so that the woman didn't think he was yelling at them. It was something that he'd used to say to an old golden retriever that we had that would lay against the sliding door.
Same bird also used to headbang while just chanting "F*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*cker." And he also used to bite my mom (and the vet) and look them in the eye and call them assholes whenever they had to give him antibiotic injections when he got an eye infection once.
Tomorra, australian origins.
Also there is a bird that can mimic just about anything, it is called the lyrebird & it's ability to mimic is insane.
The roman bath at Baarth ( thats how it is said) Contains sulpher, hence the discolouration of the walls.
I love how people in a country across the ocean still know about Florida Man.
12:15 Parrot interpreter here. He appears to be saying "Look at the fucking mess"
4:33 DOSTOEVSKY
Yes! Best show on YT. 👏
We need Peculiar Portions merch in the yog shop 😫👍
Lyre birds are incredible mimics. They don't sound like birds at all, that's parrots. If you you look you find videos of lyre birds perfectly mimicking the shutter sound of a camera complete with zoom noises.
Ah yes, the ultimate hunting tool: Frostmourne
16:00 wtf XD
African Greys are actually the smartest birds in their species of psittacines. Some have been shown to live for up to 60 years in captivity, compared to 23 in the wild. Their cognitive level has been shown to be that of a 4-6 year old human, sometimes even higher than that. It’s been reported that grey parrots are capable of using existing known English words to create new labels for objects which the bird does not know the name of, for example, banerry. (Banana and Cherry).
They’ve also been known to be able to identify voices with faces who create those voices!
Long story short: Read up on them if you want. They are REALLLY smart!
Why do I always watch these while I'm eating, I will never learn.
Lewis's face at 28:47 is pure gold
The Great Blue Heron is the successor to T. Rex. They are legit scary birds.
Lol awesome video like always
its been 20 seconds
@@cookiepuss6296 We all know it's gonna be amazing
man, after rewatching those first minecraft videos i just feel so nostalgic looking at these two dudes
20:52 I don’t know why, but my 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵 same response was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 to lift my hand, snap, and point- only difference would be that I raised my left hand, not my right, as my right hand was busy holding my phone. Unless, of course, this footage is mirrored, in which case it would genuinely be the same
Could just be because I love a good bagel with lox and cream cheese
10:39 😆😆🤣🤣
I can’t believe that Simon is in the minecraft celebration thing lol
That “let me out” bird actually did happen.
Im excited hes excited
I'm surprised the Australian talking duck didn't give Simon Sylvio flashbacks
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Lewis is british Jim from the Office
That "tomorrow" and "tamara" conversation is exactly what I think of when British people just out right refuse to pronounce "er" or just "r's" at the end of words. Instead of pronouncing "er" it becomes just "a".
Missed opportunity of getting Bouphe to narrate the parrot
I won't lie, I thought that headline was "Rats eating heroin" lol
i am an old man and i have fallen over
The mans picture in the duck story looks like he could be Lewis's dad.
4:00 @Simon, don't you mean a post-fighter?
I loved Lewis & Simon not understanding the first bit of how animals live. Yes, herons stab the shite out of their meals before they eat it. Kinda their whole MO.
Well the duck's not gonna articulate the words, is he? He's just mimicking the noises based off of his interpretation and no one is giving him instructions.
I live in Florida and I see them pick lizards off bushes, so I doubt geckos are safe.
I’m surprised you guys are still alive I was a little boy when I started watching and now I’ve been drinking alcohol for a year
You know that you are getting old when the CZcams people you have watched since israphel, are getting grey hair.
That’s a terrible solution Lewis, because then instead of just giant mutant sewer rats, us New Yorkers would have to deal with both them and the new giant mutant herons! Imagine one of those things grown to the proportions of a NYC rat! That’s a freaking baby-eating dinosaur right there.
Wow, seeing this and knowing that Belle Delphine is British, did she get the idea for Gamer Girl Bath Water from Bath Water?
bleep not very good to block out lewis saying Sky news lol
I wonder if Lewis regrets not continuing his career in chemistry. He tried really hard not to talk about it
Yooo that's my accent
I had a bird that would say shut the fuck up all the time. it was the only thing he knew how to say, but he would say it to a friend of mine that talked a lot it was very funny
Not classy Lewis my Bro loses massive Carp out his pond like this!
Need a yogs parrot to say "nice clean race...no prox bombs"
such a perfect upload for my name day
Dr. Zeus is Digging a Hole.?!
Come on repeated news should be called “deja news”
i love to commenbt about things i think i know
Pretty sure that was Sky News lol
Wasn't Ripper Harry Potters's Aunt's Dog's name?
Gutta be the Sunday Times right?
hes saying you pick up the fucking mess
food planet for animals. animal planet.