Half in the Bag: Terminator: Dark Fate: (FULL SPOILERS)

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  • Mike and Jay talk about the 6th (3rd) film in the endlessly failing Terminator franchise.
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  • @BurntL
    @BurntL Před 4 lety +9759

    I was absolutely prepared for that phone call to last the entire forty minute episode.

    • @mercenum5186
      @mercenum5186 Před 4 lety +584

      I would have been okay with it. I was laughing more and more the longer it went on

    • @bobbobson110
      @bobbobson110 Před 4 lety +386

      It's like a sequel to the scientist man explains Terminator video.

    • @marcuswalters8093
      @marcuswalters8093 Před 4 lety +21

      BurntL I was pretty much sure too.

    • @hermannabt8361
      @hermannabt8361 Před 4 lety +101

      I'm disappointed that it didn't.

    • @carlvandopamine4769
      @carlvandopamine4769 Před 4 lety +75

      Only 3 minutes in and this phone call has already earned this a 👍

  • @sephiroth7655
    @sephiroth7655 Před 4 lety +3493

    "Who played mr plinkett in the prequel reviews? "
    "that was mike stoklasa"
    "And in HitB "
    "Rich evans "
    "But that's a different guy"

    • @CosmicDogoran
      @CosmicDogoran Před 4 lety +608

      "That's because Mike got too old and bloated to play Mr. Plinkett again."

    • @trenchardjj
      @trenchardjj Před 4 lety +174

      Surely he wasn't old or bloated enough.

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 Před 4 lety +143

      "BATMAN ?!?"

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 Před 4 lety +80

      They use different actors to represent that Mr Plinkett's a 21st Century Schizoid Man.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 Před 4 lety

      ja, solides gold hier.

  • @danielj8292
    @danielj8292 Před 3 lety +2129

    If you don’t kill a terminator in the first 5 minutes it starts a business and family .

  • @pyingst
    @pyingst Před 4 lety +1713

    “In ‘The last Plinkett review’ it was Mike Stoklasa playing Mr. Plinkett”
    “But that’s a different guy!”

    • @jadedemotions9891
      @jadedemotions9891 Před 4 lety +55

      Mike Stoklasa is the only Mr Plinkett to me

    • @tehFozzeY
      @tehFozzeY Před 4 lety +41

      Rich Evans is the original Plinkett though.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 3 lety +52

      @@tehFozzeY I mean, no? Back when RLM cared abotu social media presence, they did a interview about Half in the Bag, stating Rich is Plinkett B.
      MIke is PLinkett A.

    • @Aeon2Flux
      @Aeon2Flux Před 3 lety +7

      What have all of you put in YOUR crystal head's?

    • @FungusTrooper
      @FungusTrooper Před 3 lety +75

      Mike got too old and bloated so they had to re-cast him.

  • @radmega7938
    @radmega7938 Před 4 lety +1904

    Listen and understand that Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until this series is dead.

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 Před 4 lety +20

      @@deaddropsd1972 boycott or pass? The later sounds easier as I don't have to do anything.

    • @radmega7938
      @radmega7938 Před 4 lety

      Tire fire of a Springfield magnitude. But... If u think about it.. It is progressive.

    • @neamraven
      @neamraven Před 4 lety +21

      How do you best destroy something? Think about it in human terms. You don't want to kill someone you hate. You want to torture them while keeping them alive, hopefully forever. It's essentially hell--eternal torture. So the best way to kill a series is not to stop producing it, but to keep making bad iterations of it again and again and again and again. That's why I always say it's best to let a series rest in peace than keep it 'alive' just to torture its mangled meat sack of a body. Nobody agrees with me.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +2

      @Boba Fett its been dead since Terminator 3 what do you mean

    • @PSWX-do4wj
      @PSWX-do4wj Před 4 lety

      Rad Mega good one 😃

  • @Jon-ey4el
    @Jon-ey4el Před 4 lety +1991

    Linda Hamilton saying "I'll be back" has "Part time" energy.

    • @drewg4261
      @drewg4261 Před 4 lety +51

      Jon thinking the same thing

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 4 lety +17

      en gage

    • @Scrubasteveable
      @Scrubasteveable Před 4 lety +20

      Man, that is the worst line.

    • @jgmiller804
      @jgmiller804 Před 4 lety +6

      Keep getting that feeling more and more lately.

    • @Dankalank
      @Dankalank Před 4 lety +5

      Literally the first thing I thought when I heard it

  • @SirGeeeO
    @SirGeeeO Před 4 lety +878

    "Terminator 6: Terminator 3 Part 4"

    • @MicahRibbentrop
      @MicahRibbentrop Před 4 lety +10

      A valve film

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 Před 3 lety +9

      Wait, I thought Russian Terminator was Terminator 3.
      But I won't know that until someone fixes my VCR...

    • @DA0K
      @DA0K Před 3 lety +6

      IN SPACE

    • @IvyCrack
      @IvyCrack Před 3 lety

      :Judgement Day Chronicles, Episode 2:

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol
      Terminator 8: Unterminated

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 Před 4 lety +923

    It was good that Terminator: Dark Fate pretended the last 3 movies didn't exist. I only wish it had pretended that Terminator: Dark Fate didn't exist.

    • @braddockakalatis2
      @braddockakalatis2 Před 4 lety +28

      I pretended it didn't exist.

    • @octpod3923
      @octpod3923 Před 4 lety +22

      You can, I didn't even go see it.

    • @braddockakalatis2
      @braddockakalatis2 Před 3 lety +6

      @@DemetriusAniketos Give me some of what you have!

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 Před 3 lety +1

      Why am I reading this in mr. Plinkett voice?

    • @xenocyde8498
      @xenocyde8498 Před 3 lety +7

      honestly I preferred terminator 3 and salvation after that they have been shit dark fate to me was even worse

  • @Veed.l0
    @Veed.l0 Před 4 lety +3352

    When the VCR repair plot is more nostalgic than The Terminator franchise.

  • @michaelburke7978
    @michaelburke7978 Před 4 lety +764

    No one's ever really terminated...

  • @doctorroboto5018
    @doctorroboto5018 Před 4 lety +910

    T2's effects still holds up amazing for being from 1991.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 3 lety +23

      Idk I hear T12 is gonna be pretty cool.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 3 lety +24

      Yeah man,
      and it _thematically_ fits too; the T1000 being all computer-y himself,
      so it's ok if it looks slightly strange and unnatural (unlike, say, the whole de-aged actor weirdness of the later movie products)

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 Před 3 lety +12

      @Navarro Dodge I watched T1 and T2 last month, and i'll say that T2's effects still holds up well. T1 though, a lot of the effects just didn't hold up. Two examples are in this video even.
      But like you said, both are still great films.

    • @Acueil
      @Acueil Před 3 lety +19

      The same reason analog films can still be viewed in 4k. They use practical effects that do not rely on CGI that got outdated really fast.

    • @Kapojos
      @Kapojos Před 3 lety +15

      @@akulahirpada1993 still the first terminator is the best movie

  • @alanpennie8013
    @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +632

    Terminator: Eden
    Skynet sends a terminator to kill Adam and Eve and stop the whole mess from starting.
    But The Serpent assembles a kickass bunch of animals to fight back.
    Possible cartoon film for children there I think.

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 Před 4 lety +73

      And somehow they all end up in a factory-type place for the final showdown....

    • @IrisCorven
      @IrisCorven Před 3 lety +40

      Terminator vs. Robocop? Fuck that, we want Terminator vs. Satan.

    • @stefanpoirier6810
      @stefanpoirier6810 Před 3 lety +26

      And that there would be the reason why humans and Terminators were sent back through time naked.

    • @hacooray525
      @hacooray525 Před 3 lety +17

      since no one has a gun at that point, you will watch montage of human and monkey throwing rocks at robot

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Před 3 lety +6

      I'm sure Crowly gets a tardis from somewhere and Azaraphael is all bothered by it all, bitching about the mess.

  • @robbywilliamson4152
    @robbywilliamson4152 Před 4 lety +2233

    As far as I’m concerned, Terminator 2 was the end.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Před 4 lety +28

      Was t3 really that bad?

    • @crab7405
      @crab7405 Před 4 lety +51

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Robert Patrick was just that good!

    • @rotj4587
      @rotj4587 Před 4 lety +68

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 I think T3 was when I finally lost faith in sequels

    • @rotj4587
      @rotj4587 Před 4 lety +85

      I enjoyed Termi:Salve but I have to agree - T1 & 2 are the franchise, anything else is dust.
      Shame too, those future scenes made me really want to see a realised "Future War" series or film.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy Před 4 lety +19

      Something funny is that T2 actually did leave stuff open for the story to continue. They thought they destroyed all of the terminator stuff. But Remember They forgot to destroy the Arm that Arnold's terminator left behind.

  • @JasonFiske
    @JasonFiske Před 4 lety +750

    Hollywood is now SkyNet. They send movies back in time to correct the plot points of the past.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety +13

      More like pointless plot of the past. What was the whole point of making the terminator movie in the first place only to kill it off? 😁

    • @slagit
      @slagit Před 4 lety +16

      But unlike SkyNet they are succeeding in killing everything off!

    • @erichulett5597
      @erichulett5597 Před 4 lety

      That was perfect

    • @JJvideoman
      @JJvideoman Před 4 lety +3

      But in the end, the only make it worse.
      *Mickey mouse laughs like Palpatine*

    • @chesterfumblenutts6935
      @chesterfumblenutts6935 Před 4 lety

      Plot-inator

  • @waccle8335
    @waccle8335 Před 3 lety +706

    This movie was JUST 9 months ago? Felt like three years have passed already

    • @NoLegacyLeft
      @NoLegacyLeft Před 3 lety +2

      Still haven't seen it. Maybe on netflix maybe... Still haven't watch'd the Ghostbusters Reboot.

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 Před 3 lety +6

      @@NoLegacyLeft well you're not missing much. . .

    • @RoverIAC
      @RoverIAC Před 3 lety +3

      I usually don't mind not-so-good lame films but this film actually felt like an insult.

    • @RoverIAC
      @RoverIAC Před 3 lety

      @@martymcfly88mph35 Well, It's not like they had a choice, otherwise there going to jail for child trafficking.

    • @mrblank-zh1xy
      @mrblank-zh1xy Před 3 lety +1

      Impossibru

  • @matthewkemmer7943
    @matthewkemmer7943 Před 4 lety +436

    Mike's laugh through "Jurassic World: Jurassic World Park" is adorable

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 2 lety

      The extra on patreon is a riot, the gang corpses throughout the entire phone call.
      This is, apparently, the best take RLM could keep.

  • @jackevans6200
    @jackevans6200 Před 4 lety +1464

    The opening skit is the reason why I've stopped caring about the Terminator franchise

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety +17

      Jack Evans
      Same here! Hey Jack are you Rich Evans’ brother?

    • @bakashinji
      @bakashinji Před 4 lety +17

      Fucking T1 doesn't make sense, Kyle Reese gets sent back in time to protect Sarah Connor cuz she's gonna have a kid that will be the leader of the resistance but the kid is only conceived because of Reese and her hooking up so how the hell does Reese get sent back in time if he dies and is John Connors dad at the same time????? Loved the movie still but wtf

    • @thoso1973
      @thoso1973 Před 4 lety +41

      @@bakashinji T1 is a fixed timeline, a closed loop. It was written that way. T2 isn't.

    • @DavidEvans1983
      @DavidEvans1983 Před 4 lety +9

      Same here. Would have been okay to see a continuation after Terminator Salvation, but now... Meh.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon Před 4 lety +2

      I was hoping to see more of Spock in this movie.

  • @DoctorSquires
    @DoctorSquires Před 4 lety +1505

    I don't actually watch new movies anymore. I just watch these guys talk about them.

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf Před 4 lety +33

      watch the movies they recommend and then come back and finish the review after

    • @harrisonjohn4301
      @harrisonjohn4301 Před 4 lety +27

      Yeah same. Movies seem to be milking franchises and/or focusing on visuals versus a good story nowadays.

    • @protheu5
      @protheu5 Před 4 lety +10

      And you shouldn't. There are special people like RLM who watch movies professionally.

    • @peteraustin9057
      @peteraustin9057 Před 4 lety +25

      because unlike these movies, RLM are free and entertaining

    • @Zazekina
      @Zazekina Před 4 lety +1

      Same

  • @MatthewMortensen1
    @MatthewMortensen1 Před 2 lety +267

    I wish I lived in a world where a great movie didn't always have to morph in to a horrible franchise.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      A precious few still exist out there,
      like rare, twinkling jewels among all the mush-piles of whored-out cinders
      (Someone should compile a list of 'em......Just don't show it to any hack producers....) @_@

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 11 měsíci +6

      At this point, I think Rocky and the Dirty Harry franchises are the only ones that hold up.

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 Před 11 měsíci +7

      So far A Clockwork Orange doesn't have a sequel. Crap I probably should not have said that 😟

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 Před 10 měsíci +2

      into*

    • @MatthewMortensen1
      @MatthewMortensen1 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@ahall9839 whatever

  • @robertgevere113
    @robertgevere113 Před 4 lety +216

    "Dark movie theater. Movie starts and I start to see things that I recognize except that's a different guy." - Harry S Plinkett

  • @georger64
    @georger64 Před 4 lety +765

    “Forget all the other Terminator movies you‘ve watched.“
    “Ok.“
    “This new Terminator movie...“
    “What‘s a Terminator?“

    • @lokiunchained9468
      @lokiunchained9468 Před 4 lety +21

      Mitch Hedberg?

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +12

      Amazed Hollywood never tried to make Titanic 2.

    • @blakethompson-dodd9874
      @blakethompson-dodd9874 Před 4 lety +34

      @@luckyspurs Titanic 2: Twiceberg

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser Před 4 lety +2

      *cue all the Spongebobs running around trying to find the bits about Terminator after burning everything about it*

    • @vonVile
      @vonVile Před 4 lety +3

      @@luckyspurs They did in the 80s. It's called Raise The Titanic.

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki Před 4 lety +1552

    Linda Hamilton says "I'll be back" like Harrison Ford says "part-time."

    • @armr6937
      @armr6937 Před 4 lety +23

      @@Dimchek970 You do realize we're all here because of that, right?

    • @tonypepperoni3679
      @tonypepperoni3679 Před 4 lety +4

      It's immediately what popped into my head when I heard it.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +1

      @@armr6937 A surprising number of people here haven't actually watched any of the Plinkett Reviews that didn't have *"Star Wars"* in the titles.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +19

      @@hashvendetta7226 Lucas is a smart guy, and has a lot of great ideas. The problem is that he also has a lot of really terrible ideas, and his newer movies didn't have anybody else on the crew who could talk him out of the bad ideas.

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alcovitch I think Lucas did the editing. That's always been his "thing" the part he loves.

  • @AndyQuinton
    @AndyQuinton Před 3 lety +424

    Rich's delivery of "I'm trying to follow along" never fails to put me in to stiches of laughter.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 Před 2 lety +41

      He says it genuinely like a sad old man who doesn't want to piss anyone off. If Rich cared, he could be a "real actor."
      Where's Rich Evans SAG card, goddammit?!?

    • @rwicerino
      @rwicerino Před 2 lety +23

      @@johnt.campbell316 BUT THATS A DIFFERENT GUY!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +2

      The actor History / plotline / character backstories to the Terminator franchise:
      Finally,
      Plinket's dementia is entirely appropriate,
      maybe _he's beating this terrible affliction!_ \😂/

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 Před rokem +3

      @@johnt.campbell316 How dare you? He *is* a real actor!

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před rokem +3

      "batman?"

  • @jeffbollen5276
    @jeffbollen5276 Před 4 lety +528

    One million points for Jurassic World: Jurassic World Park.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 Před 3 lety +41

      Jurassic World Park: Park Jurassic Park World Jurassic Jurassic Part II 2: Fallen Jurassic Kingdom World Park Kingdom: Fallen
      2

    • @stefanpoirier6810
      @stefanpoirier6810 Před 3 lety +34

      Jurassic World: Park Fate

    • @georgedudleysashtray3860
      @georgedudleysashtray3860 Před 3 lety +15

      Jurassic World: The World is Yours

    • @stefanpoirier6810
      @stefanpoirier6810 Před 3 lety +3

      @@georgedudleysashtray3860 Nah that would the long-awaited sequel to "Scarface" that completely ignores the video game sequel's storyline.

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 Před 3 lety +14

      Jurassic World 3: Rise of Jurassic Park 2 part 2

  • @samboujaiteh3331
    @samboujaiteh3331 Před 4 lety +555

    Terminator: Salvation threw out Terminator 3, and Terminator: Genysys threw out Terminators 3 & 4, and Terminator: Dark Fate threw out all of them.
    So the series is effectively two movies and four fanfictions.

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 Před 4 lety +40

      Actually it is implied Terminator 3 is canon to Terminator Salvation although it's never outright stated whether it is or isn't.

    • @fnordiumendures138
      @fnordiumendures138 Před 4 lety +31

      Thing is, Dark Fate also kind of threw out T2. John Connor didn't survive anyway, the sacrifice of Arnold-bot and Dyson didn't matter, the apocalypse wasn't stopped. T2 might as well not have happened as none of it was important.

    • @bhind45
      @bhind45 Před 4 lety +7

      @Zeno Blues Katherine Brewster is in it and Judgement Day takes place on 2004 instead of the original 1997 date. T3 definitely is canon to Salvation.

    • @shahidmirza1138
      @shahidmirza1138 Před 4 lety +2

      @@fnordiumendures138 wrong. They did prevent the the judgment day. Skynet was replaced by Legion. In the end it doesn't mater because we human will always create AI. Declare AI unethical and prevent human from creating it then we might have peace.

    • @BeeTeeGee
      @BeeTeeGee Před 4 lety +7

      There's a few things in Salvation that directly connect it to T3. The character of Kate Brewster is still around and is now John's wife (like the T-850 revealed in T3), the new Judgement Day happens in 2004 and T-1 units (with a redesign) show up. Salvation's intention was to start up a new trilogy, but at the same time it still followed on from T3's plot.

  • @JamesMcCormickIV
    @JamesMcCormickIV Před 4 lety +962

    I was really hoping the opening gag was going to be all 40 minutes.

    • @martionman231
      @martionman231 Před 4 lety +3

      it sure fuckin feels like it lmao

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations Před 4 lety +34

      I just keep wanting to hear "But that's a different guy!" over and over

    • @CD-ek3iq
      @CD-ek3iq Před 4 lety +5

      Ohhhh myyy GAWD!!!!!

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle Před 4 lety +2

      The video would still be playing to this day! And that's if they talked only about _Terminator: Genisys!_

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 Před 4 lety +2

      Batman? lmao

  • @leonardodominguezlobos2769
    @leonardodominguezlobos2769 Před 4 lety +354

    I thought the mexican terminator (rev 9) was the lovechild of Arnold and the Maid.

  • @TheHeartlessFour
    @TheHeartlessFour Před 4 lety +268

    Mike almost laughed when he said "Edward Furlong was too old and bloated"

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +6

      Thankfully that didn't happen - No one wants the man to hurt himself

  • @thecaptain1708
    @thecaptain1708 Před 4 lety +1262

    How about calling it a "de-boot" when they make a movie that ignores previous installment

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 Před 4 lety +72

      Rich Evans actually called DOOM 2016 a de-boot in the PreRec episode on it, so he might actually be the first.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 Před 4 lety +23

      @@MarsofAritia No, a reboot is still within canon but is a remake in all other ways. Force Awakens is a reboot of A New Hope because it has the same structure and elements, but still has returning characters.
      A de-boot is when say Terminator 4 is a sequel to Terminator 2 and it canonically ignores 3. I'd say I prefer Rich Evans's definition though, which is when they try to remake a franchise (Doom 3, DmC Devil May Cry) and then that fails so they ignore it and just continue with the previous canon (DOOM 2016, Devil May Cry 5).

    • @tsrav5
      @tsrav5 Před 4 lety +23

      @@Horatio787 You're mistaking reboot with "soft reboot". The Dark Knight movies were a reboot because it discards all the previous Batman films. Terminator Dark Fate may be shit, but it still maintains canon, thus qualifies as a sequel, just tries to fulfill the same functions as a reboot and remake...
      (So it's a REquel!)
      Well actually, people already have a word for that. It's called a "retread".

    • @FredCracklin
      @FredCracklin Před 4 lety +29

      I'd prefer to call it "This shit again?"

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 Před 4 lety +4

      The funny thing is like Halloween they do and they don't. They say none of the past matters but then they do a bunch of the same shit that happened in T3 and Salvation anyway.

  • @artkub5396
    @artkub5396 Před 4 lety +474

    At this point VCR Repair Shop's storyline is more coherent and competent than Terminator franchise.

    • @patricklehigh9019
      @patricklehigh9019 Před 4 lety +13

      Omg you are soooooo right.

    • @latue87
      @latue87 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm surprised they didn't come up with a bit in this episode where they met versions of themselves that time-traveled after seeing Dark Fate.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +6

      @@latue87 they've already done that haha

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      "What? There's a new Terminator movie out, right now??"
      = Nice night for a wank

  • @GigaEnigma
    @GigaEnigma Před rokem +79

    The opening skit is one of the best HitB openings ever. The Terminator franchise really gives Star Wars a run for it's money in being more creatively bankrupt

    • @Howlrunner82
      @Howlrunner82 Před 6 měsíci +4

      THATS IT. Terminator needs a Deathstar, and Star Wars needs time travelling Terminators.
      You just saved both franchises...for another 6 movies

    • @GigaEnigma
      @GigaEnigma Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@Howlrunner82 hear me out, you know how terminators have those cool red eyes? Imagine if each one had planet destroying lasers in them.

  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff Před 4 lety +400

    FFS, why can't they focus on giving John connor development so we can eventually get to the John connor that saves humanity. The character always gets sidelined.

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones Před 4 lety +53

      Personally I find the whole war in the future to be the least interesting thing about the franchise. It's just a catalyst for the time traveling robotic assassin

    • @cmckittrick91
      @cmckittrick91 Před 4 lety +5

      Wasnt that 3?

    • @petewillson205
      @petewillson205 Před 3 lety +11

      T2, was john puberty, T3 was john in his 20s, T4 was john in his 40s as a resistants fighter.
      3 different actors, but 3 movies were mostly about him

    • @RamixTheRed
      @RamixTheRed Před 3 lety +9

      Bruce Wayne Connor deserved better

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 Před 3 lety

      Because they need Arnold in them

  • @Oxossis
    @Oxossis Před 4 lety +1773

    The title of this movie should have been Terminator: Beyond Salvation

    • @nickbode5211
      @nickbode5211 Před 4 lety +43

      Joe Dirt Can’t wait time see Terminator 7: The Search For More Money

    • @Sacrilege83
      @Sacrilege83 Před 4 lety +20

      Terminator 7: Bit Mining

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 Před 4 lety +23

      I liked Mike's title the best-- Terminator: Deep Fake. Cuz that's how they get all the actors these days!

    • @bigpun7916
      @bigpun7916 Před 4 lety +9

      TERMINATOR WOKE FATE .

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid Před 4 lety +2

      Brilliant !

  • @ImAllinDark
    @ImAllinDark Před 4 lety +666

    “I’ll be back”
    “Part-time.”

    • @freakadelic7495
      @freakadelic7495 Před 4 lety +28

      As in the half-drunkenly uttered lines from Sarah Connor in Dark Fate and Indiana Jones in Indy 4, respectively. You sly dog, you

    • @nicholashurst7739
      @nicholashurst7739 Před 4 lety +4

      The radio advert has been using the I'll be back line all week when ige been at work. This is exactly what has been reminding me of. Thank you for also thinking this

    • @geddyflea6645
      @geddyflea6645 Před 4 lety +17

      Why did they use that take?

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety +2

      Freakadelic
      I’m halfway thru the review...do they compare both scenes? Cuz as soon as I saw Sarah Connor say that in the trailer I thought of Indy in Crystal Skull

    • @freakadelic7495
      @freakadelic7495 Před 4 lety +2

      @@vietnamd0820 They didn't do that in this review, no

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES Před 2 lety +153

    If I had an infestation of mice I'd create a robot cat with a titanium exoskeleton and then create a time machine and send it back to the 80s (in my house) to kill the first breeding pair of mice just after it was built. That's common sense

    • @yeahey5947
      @yeahey5947 Před 10 měsíci

      You don’t understand, skynet is much too bloated and over swelling with resources to actually be effective and get anything done, sorta like modern day America

  • @stephenwhite258
    @stephenwhite258 Před rokem +69

    It's insane how much better the original laundry day scene looks and sounds compared to the new one in a side by side

  • @movieyeeter9172
    @movieyeeter9172 Před 4 lety +1517

    at this point they should just pull an aliens and make a movie with hoards of Terminators, a weird little sewer girl, and a queen Terminator.

    • @nagkenyan722
      @nagkenyan722 Před 4 lety +24

      lmfao

    • @daiselol
      @daiselol Před 4 lety +14

      yeet

    • @michaelmegson2778
      @michaelmegson2778 Před 4 lety +97

      I mean genesis kinda did that, movie opened with the resistance fighting a fuck load of terminators, Emilia Clarke was in the sewers for a while and Matt Smith played the terminator queen.

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie Před 4 lety +10

      Bring back the lady who played the Borg queen in Star Trek First Contact!

    • @banjotoothlessbill
      @banjotoothlessbill Před 4 lety +35

      In the future Skynet sends a terminator in the past to kill Schwarzy before he can kill the predator, so there you have it : Arnold as a commando has to fight Arnold as a terminator in the jungle, AND a predator.
      You're welcome, Hollywood.

  • @mrdog4529
    @mrdog4529 Před 4 lety +554

    Kyle Rees (talking to the franchise)
    "Hollywood can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse... And it absolutely will not stop, until you are dead."

    • @zacc
      @zacc Před 4 lety +50

      Hell, they won’t even stop AFTER you’re dead.
      See: Carrie Fisher’s deepfaked corpse being portrayed STILL in Star Wars

    • @katarishigusimokirochepona6611
    • @nogravitas7585
      @nogravitas7585 Před 4 lety +19

      "Hollywood can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse... And it absolutely will not stop, even after you are dead."

    • @drew9351
      @drew9351 Před 4 lety +4

      This comment would be funnier if you didnt have to explain it was kyle reese talking to Hollywood

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman Před 4 lety +1

      You mean Disney. Hollywood is way much worse

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 Před 3 lety +106

    What I love is that the only actor that doesn't get burned here is Michael Biehn.
    BECAUSE MICHAEL BIEHN IS FUCKING AWESOME.

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx Před 3 lety +85

    You can’t make a sequel a perfect film with a perfect ending about preventing a future from happening. Terminator 2 is the perfect sequel.

  • @Denethorable
    @Denethorable Před 4 lety +3079

    It's a choose your own ending trilogy.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před 4 lety +211

      I choose T2!

    • @ottoandersson2216
      @ottoandersson2216 Před 4 lety +34

      I choose 3 and salvation sans Helen Carter

    • @tycho_m
      @tycho_m Před 4 lety +58

      please no not Mass Effect 3 again

    • @bradenhogan2
      @bradenhogan2 Před 4 lety +52

      otto andersson I still have the most respect for Salvation. It came closest from escaping the “future robots try to kill someone who will be important in the future” plot which is literally every Terminator plot ever. But at least they put somewhat of an interesting twist on it by having it take place in the future, and this time Kyle Reese is the figure which must be protected so that he can be sent back to the past. Plus, I give that movie’s team and not Dark Fate’s credit for creating a human who is turned into a half-Terminator, which is a cool idea that I think is fleshed out a little better in Dark Fate.
      I know conventional Hollywood wisdom is to steer clear of anthology-type series’, but I think the Terminator franchise’s best chance of success is to do more stand alone movies in the Terminator world but that don’t have much of anything to do with time travel and don’t touch anything the original two movies did. We haven’t seen really that much of the future war, so why don’t they tell some stories there? Or maybe instead of just trying to assassinate one person from the resistance at a time, they have a whole hit list of key humans that the humans have to try to save. (Again, something brushed over but not really done in Salvation.)

    • @ottoandersson2216
      @ottoandersson2216 Před 4 lety +11

      @@bradenhogan2 I agree with having respect for salvation. I think it's 75 percent a really good movie. Despite being pg 13, I found it more frightening and atmospheric than dark fate. I just think the politics of the future wasn't done well (not that it can't be). I also think Helen Carter Burton is an awful actress mostly (and especially in this film). I loved the the idea of a cyborg. I guess Tim pool did too because he stole the idea and it was actually okay. Salvation sis it better tho

  • @W96H2
    @W96H2 Před 4 lety +291

    Terminator in 1984 :
    - "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear."
    Terminator now :
    - "I need to help Alicia with the groceries."

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z Před 4 lety +31

      That's embarrassing and fuck, how does Alicia and her kid not realise this thing doesn't eat, shit, sleep, breath, laugh, cry etcetc

    • @ghostman76015
      @ghostman76015 Před 4 lety +18

      I hate when movies try to humanize robots, its a machine!

    • @ghostman76015
      @ghostman76015 Před 4 lety +6

      @@jeremytitus9519 good point! its like we will be so lonely and isolated in our own selfish worlds we will impose human traits on them to make up for the real friends we dont have.

    • @Leniofonte
      @Leniofonte Před 4 lety +7

      @@ghostman76015 Blade runner 2048 had "joy", an AI that did just that. Great movie to watch, too

    • @nipzie
      @nipzie Před 4 lety +4

      @@Leniofonte 2049 but I agree. Probably my favourite movie. Absolutely stunning cinematography. Unfortunately some people can't sit and enjoy that so it's too slow and boring for them.

  • @sourpatchkid394
    @sourpatchkid394 Před 4 lety +140

    “Terminator” and “Terminator 2” is all there is for me.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith Před 3 lety +10

      @Thulsa Doom There is only T1 and T2. Stop making stuff up.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem +1

      Well, gooood for you, goooood for you

  • @bebbibabey1246
    @bebbibabey1246 Před 3 lety +216

    Went to see this movie in 4D but the cinema fucked up and played it on a normal screen so I was sat watching a 2D movie with water occasionally being sprayed into my face

    • @alphatrion4365
      @alphatrion4365 Před 3 lety +14

      So they tricked you into paying money to watch a good film in 4D and all you got was 2D trash with water squirts. Might as well go pay money to run into a wall over and over. Would have been more rewarding.

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat Před 2 lety +25

      That’s what you get for going to see a 4D movie

    • @Mviews-hb4ib
      @Mviews-hb4ib Před rokem +6

      Lmao

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi Před rokem +5

      Holy fuck, that's amazing 😂. That's an entire mood honestly.

    • @azzy2001
      @azzy2001 Před 8 měsíci

      Did it smell like tacos?

  • @Shadowmech88
    @Shadowmech88 Před 4 lety +2077

    New Terminator Movie:
    Skynet decides to try quantity over quality. It sends hundreds of terminators back in time all at once, in an attempt to inconvenience John Connor so heavily in his day to day life that it drives him to suicide.
    John Connor's late for work because his alarm clock was a terminator and it went off late. Terminators infiltrate John's workplace and have an office party that they don't invite him to. John has intimacy issues because every woman he dates turns out to be a terminator. Terminators replaced all the cereal in John's house with plain unflavored cereal. Terminators keep resetting John's router so that his neighbors can steal his wifi. John refuses to get therapy because the last time he tried it the therapist turned out to be a terminator who was also pretty bad at being a therapist.

    • @ripperzbyszko3322
      @ripperzbyszko3322 Před 4 lety +82

      Shadowmech88 ... I think you just described my life 😂😂 🤯

    • @stupaterson4830
      @stupaterson4830 Před 4 lety +263

      Not going to lie.... I would watch this movie...

    • @nunyabaznus7851
      @nunyabaznus7851 Před 4 lety +180

      this is a bit too real. every woman i dated also turned out to be a terminator. they "terminated" the relationship when things got too serious.

    • @HippopotamusPencil
      @HippopotamusPencil Před 4 lety +78

      This is a comedy routine waiting to happen.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 4 lety +160

      All Terminators are, of course, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger with a generous use of CGI.

  • @ArkhanNightman
    @ArkhanNightman Před 4 lety +548

    In Terminator 1 it makes sense that they just send one robot back in time, because we are told that Skynet had basically lost and it was a last ditch effort.

    • @ciarancrombie3045
      @ciarancrombie3045 Před 4 lety +75

      Buuuut thanks to the nonsense of time travel how do we know that the terminators from T2 and onwards weren’t sent before T1. Sky net could have been like fuck we keep failing what have we got left? A T800?? Yeah yeah send it back further than all the others!!

    • @Arbiter099
      @Arbiter099 Před 4 lety +29

      @@ciarancrombie3045 and why doesn't it go further back whenever it fails? Can't kill John's mom before he's born? Kill her grandpa and so on, send a new terminator immediatly after she crushes the first one

    • @ciarancrombie3045
      @ciarancrombie3045 Před 4 lety +75

      Arbiter099 send a terminator back to when the Connor family first settled in America, Terminator vs cowboys!! Like that episode of Doctor Who

    • @mmmuck
      @mmmuck Před 4 lety +80

      They could explain that traveling further back in time requires more energy, which limits them to 1984 as the furthest travel point.

    • @sterlinga8307
      @sterlinga8307 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Arbiter099 The basic idea which Genesis ignores is that sending a terminator back further than the one you already sent is not possible as the second one you send back changes the future meaning the exact time when you already sent one back no longer exists, creating a big paradox.

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven Před 3 lety +150

    I'd heard that Ed Furlong was super bummed because he apparently spent months getting into shape so he wasn't Bloat Connor after they "cast him", only to find out they were just using his likeness/voice for a death scene.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +21

      From John Connor
      to John Doe
      :/

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi Před rokem +11

      Damn, that blows lmao.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited Před 6 měsíci +8

      Well, at least he got into shape. That’s never a bad thing I suppose.

    • @Ken-fh4jc
      @Ken-fh4jc Před 5 měsíci +2

      Did they change their mind? Why would they tell the guy that?

  • @matthewkemmer7943
    @matthewkemmer7943 Před 4 lety +43

    I could listen to Rich Evans say "but that's a different guy" all day

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite Před 4 lety +661

    "So Terminator 6 is the sequel to Terminator 2?"
    Don't you love how genuine Hollywood releases are now following bootleg logic?

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 Před 4 lety +13

      Can’t beat em, join em

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 Před 4 lety +15

      Bootleg?
      Well China practically owns Hollywood now.
      Hmmm?

    • @14debanjan
      @14debanjan Před 4 lety +2

      May I know what bootleg logic means?

    • @kosemekars
      @kosemekars Před 4 lety +4

      This is what broke Plinkett's brain. Origin story right here.

    • @sergf3624
      @sergf3624 Před 4 lety

      this and 1 other movie literally followed this blueprint what other releases are following this logic? you inbred

  • @peckmyeyesout1437
    @peckmyeyesout1437 Před 4 lety +446

    "Terminator: Deep Fake"
    I love you Mike

  • @HyenaDandy
    @HyenaDandy Před 3 lety +55

    I mean as far as Jamie Lee Curtis being a survivalist, I just always interpreted that as her, you know, having had PTSD and not necessarily being RIGHT.

  • @perunplague9794
    @perunplague9794 Před 3 lety +35

    The fact that they pointed out how dumb it is that the advanced AI of the future never think to just send a nuke or bio weapon back in time instead of killer robots that continuously fail the task...
    …I think even if it is completely rebooted at this point I can never conceptually take this series seriously again.

    • @NicholasAdeptus
      @NicholasAdeptus Před 2 lety +2

      Humans have to create Skynet, then it becomes sentient. If you just nuke the humans, no Skynet.

    • @famalam943
      @famalam943 Před rokem +10

      I thought about that and I think it needs humans to exist. If it just wiped out all humans it would never be built or come online

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +492

    "they've made another Terminator movie"
    Christian Bale; "oh great, good for you".

  • @freakadelic7495
    @freakadelic7495 Před 4 lety +368

    "These movies are like taco bell, there's 5 ingredients and they just put 'em in different order." Very succinct Mike observation, as ever

    • @ChristopherBushman
      @ChristopherBushman Před 4 lety +15

      Problem is... I love Taco Bell...

    • @crasheffort
      @crasheffort Před 4 lety +18

      @@ChristopherBushman The Terminator movies are like if taco bell used time travel to keep sending the same meal you ate yesterday, but each day substituted one of the ingredients with a different bodily fluid until it becomes an unrecognizable mess of shit.

    • @cts006
      @cts006 Před 4 lety +6

      In the future all movies are Taco Bell.

    • @oMaJoJ
      @oMaJoJ Před 4 lety

      @@cts006 No, they're Pizza Hut

  • @pathfinderLXXIV
    @pathfinderLXXIV Před 3 lety +22

    "What's her name?"
    "Dora the Explorinator"
    Terminator: Carl's Angels

  • @AidanBelcher22
    @AidanBelcher22 Před 4 lety +193

    Mike's consistent hate for old people is my favorite RLM character arc.

    • @BladeV8
      @BladeV8 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes "character" "arc"

  • @job2k6
    @job2k6 Před 4 lety +604

    I'm just going to listen to this rather than go see the movie.

    • @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden
      @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden Před 4 lety +22

      Good choice. Mike and Jay made a bigger effort coming up with explanations for the movie to work than the filmmakers did making the movie.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk Před 4 lety +12

      Same, I have zero interest in watching this and I think T2 is probably the all time best action movie

    • @_wat_
      @_wat_ Před 4 lety +8

      I see it thanks to the High Seas (i'd never pay money for this) and RLM are _really_ digging to find anything nice to say about it, to the point it somewhat seems like they're scared to say anything too negative because of backlash from a certain group of people... Probably why they pretty much gloss over the blatant politics/ideology that's infected it. As a Terminator film it's absolute #@#! and a disgrace. As a standalone action film it's 5/10.

    • @ojmj1984
      @ojmj1984 Před 4 lety

      Same.

    • @SrSacaninha
      @SrSacaninha Před 4 lety +3

      Same here. Thinking about it, I haven't watched any terminator besides 1 and 2. That story is told, let it rest.

  • @gabrielorsi3599
    @gabrielorsi3599 Před 4 lety +513

    Growing up with terminator?
    Terminatorhood
    Recorded over 35 years.

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 Před 4 lety +9

      Only if it's done as mockumentary style

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid Před 4 lety +15

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND

    • @shenotski
      @shenotski Před 4 lety +8

      It took 35 years to make!

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief Před 4 lety +11

      Just follow Arnold Schwarzenegger for the last 35 years.
      Way better and more interesting movie.

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 Před 4 lety

      @@FunkBastid do you think louise theroux would be up for it ?

  • @ElectricIguana
    @ElectricIguana Před 4 lety +57

    How is it that I'm seemingly the only person in the world who has a problem with the submersible, water tight Hummer?

    • @Britishwolf89
      @Britishwolf89 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah that scene and the airplane had me rolling my eyes. Felt more like Genesys in those moments.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před 3 lety

      Dennis Reynolds also approves of it.

  • @fofalooza
    @fofalooza Před 3 lety +21

    "The one in which Mike and Mr. Plinkett try to make sense of a world in which there has been almost as many Terminator movies as there has been Police Academy movies."

  • @johnsonjohnson3261
    @johnsonjohnson3261 Před 4 lety +314

    Terminator: Deep Fake was the best parody title I've ever heard.

    • @freakadelic7495
      @freakadelic7495 Před 4 lety +6

      Deep fake is what they should've done with Edward Furlong's and Linda Hamilton's faces in that beginning scene instead of the more expensive digital de-aging. At least that would've saved them more money to put into the other lackluster effects in this otherwise dead-on-arrival movie. 😒

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 Před 4 lety

      @@freakadelic7495
      I dunno, based on Mike and Jay's review I kinda wanna see it.... with a couple beers.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 lety

      Johnson Johnson
      Jay said don’t see it...I would say if you’re gonna watch it, then don’t pay for it...it’ll lessen the blow of it being so boring

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 Před 4 lety

      @@vietnamd0820
      Mike enjoyed it to some extent, and there are often times that I find myself in a more "Mike frame of mind." If I wanna get drunk and watch a dumb movie about robots and time travel then I will. I've paid money for worse experiences than that... much worse.

    • @moviemaster8510
      @moviemaster8510 Před 4 lety +1

      No Love Deep Fake

  • @sarahofastora9089
    @sarahofastora9089 Před 4 lety +319

    In fifteen years:
    -"So Mike, what did you think of Jack and Jill 2?"
    -"B minus"

    • @25thDaveWalker
      @25thDaveWalker Před 4 lety +25

      Jack & Jill: DARK FATE

    • @sarahofastora9089
      @sarahofastora9089 Před 4 lety +20

      @@25thDaveWalker Jack and Jill 2: Jack harder

    • @sarahofastora9089
      @sarahofastora9089 Před 4 lety +1

      @Man on phone If you want a vision of the future, imagine сomputerised old man Pacino's boot stamping on a human face to a Dunkin Donuts jingle - forever.

    • @sarahofastora9089
      @sarahofastora9089 Před 4 lety

      @Man on phone And Mike could star as Castle Greyskull

    • @RaSkipper
      @RaSkipper Před 4 lety +3

      Jack & Jill 2: Jacked Up

  • @luckyjosh7
    @luckyjosh7 Před 3 lety +24

    Ah yes, "The Sarah Conner Chronicles"; aka The TV Show Better than All the Terminator Films after T2 Combined

    • @andymc96
      @andymc96 Před 2 měsíci

      Worth a video I think.

  • @army103
    @army103 Před 2 lety +29

    This has to be my favorite Half In The Bag opening sketch ever!

  • @johnnymungo323
    @johnnymungo323 Před 4 lety +920

    the should make a Terminator: Boyhood Edition where a new Terminator attacks John Connor on every birthday for twelve years.

    • @oprescue999
      @oprescue999 Před 4 lety +58

      only if it takes twelve years to make it

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle Před 4 lety +17

      Would Adam Sandler be in it?

    • @SciEntertainment
      @SciEntertainment Před 4 lety +2

      Could be a plot of Mister Peanutbutter’s “Birthday Dad” from Bojack Horseman

    • @Ellthom
      @Ellthom Před 4 lety

      Johnny Mungo think that's the premise for Happy Death Day

    • @jetydosa1
      @jetydosa1 Před 4 lety

      now THAT is an idea!

  • @sockyninja112
    @sockyninja112 Před 4 lety +316

    I'm not gonna see Terminator : Dark Fate, but i would be first in line at the midnight showing of "Those Darn Terminators."

    • @stormbender528
      @stormbender528 Před 4 lety +14

      Terminator: Extreme Therapy

    • @Sannidor
      @Sannidor Před 4 lety +8

      So you did not hear about planned sitcom spin-off: "Too many 'Nators"

    • @jjg7823
      @jjg7823 Před 4 lety +3

      Terminator: Those Darnolds!

  • @LilBuerck
    @LilBuerck Před rokem +16

    Something else I think makes Dark Fate Sarah Conner awful is that they just completely change her character? In T2 she's not a badass because she can take on Terminators, she's a badass because she knows she can't beat them but tries to face them down anyway to protect her son. A normal person being able to confidently try to fight terminators just removes any of the terror of a murderous soulless death machine always trying to kill you.

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 Před 2 lety +32

    "That's our Terminator Dark Fate poster, we got it as a consolation prize for seeing the movie."
    Perfect line, delivered perfectly.
    Honestly, I don't understand why the future resistance girl wasn't just made John's daughter and kill adult John at the start of the movie.
    Sarah wasn't there, they had a falling out because John believed it was over and she couldn't let go, so she's still the crazy militarist. She comes into the story because John's dead and her granddaughter is in danger.
    Just like that you don't shit all over the original and Sarah is in the story organically without the convoluted "I hunt terminator's and get tipped off where they're going to show up from someone." She never bothered to find out who, and how would he even know anyway? If you must have Arnold, make him the guy they modeled the original Terminator after, who's in the know.

    • @efgragin
      @efgragin Před rokem +3

      It was his sled. He regretted how his successful life turned out and missed his childhood sled, so he created a time machine and replaced his bones with nanobots to go snowsledding in the past on Rosebud. There,now noone needs to watch this.

    • @vorbo01
      @vorbo01 Před rokem +2

      ......you know exactly why they killed John. He's a white man hero character, they can't allow that

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 Před rokem +1

      @@vorbo01 I understand that the female hero is needed, but she needed a father, why not John. Hell, even make him a deadbeat but his mother still kept an eye on her. Woke and sensible.

    • @vorbo01
      @vorbo01 Před rokem

      @@jakeand9020 ARE YOU DARING TO IMPLY A CHILD NEEDS A *FATHER* FIGURE IN THEIR LIFE YOU BIGOT?!?!

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 Před rokem

      @@vorbo01 I did not say father "figure" in fact I specifically said they could have made him a deadbeat dad (to really show how selfish and amoral white men are.) However, for now, a biological father is still required, perhaps they could have done a happy ending where in the future she has a child without that masculine taint.

  • @auringtail
    @auringtail Před 4 lety +823

    Kyle Reese: It doesn't feel remorse.
    Terminator: I'm sowwy.

    • @wyrmh0le
      @wyrmh0le Před 4 lety +19

      I got more feels from that clip from T1 even with Dark Fate and Jay interrupting than I did from the last 4 Terminator movies.

    • @neilgoldberg547
      @neilgoldberg547 Před 4 lety +6

      The Terminator with restrictions on its mode from Skynet doesn't feel remorse, but then again who the fuck reset Carl's chip, and since Skynet doesn't exist....wait what?

    • @purushottammukherjee
      @purushottammukherjee Před 4 lety +5

      UwU

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 Před 4 lety +3

      Neil Goldberg
      Skynet does eventually learn remorse though after it annihilates the entire human race

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 Před 3 lety

      To be fair, Kyle had been fighting them his entire life, so probably not feeling very charitable toward them in terms of seeing them as anything other than killers.

  • @bigmoviefreak
    @bigmoviefreak Před 4 lety +422

    They could have gotten Norman Reedus to play John Connor instead of killing off the character just because Edward Furlong is incapable of handling the character in his current state. Norman Reedus resembles Furlong much more than the other 4 guys.

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 Před 4 lety +42

      Acts like how the kid acts as well just with a deeper voice

    • @MentalDeviant
      @MentalDeviant Před 4 lety +22

      And have kojima write it. Actually this would be a good video game!

    • @jakebiomask
      @jakebiomask Před 4 lety +17

      Norman is way too old. Furlong isn't on drugs anymore they could have easily got him again.

    • @JerseyMcgee81
      @JerseyMcgee81 Před 4 lety +3

      Awesome Ideal

    • @Davidlicious52
      @Davidlicious52 Před 4 lety +1

      The gay from stranger things Charlie Heaton

  • @lizp5004
    @lizp5004 Před 3 lety +31

    *DECORATOR*
    *_Dark Drapes_*
    _"I'll hang that."_

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 Před 3 lety +45

    Great idea for the next Terminator movie: Skynet and the Resistance put their differences aside, and send a Terminator back through both time AND space to kill James Cameron.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Před 4 lety +224

    Every time I watch a Mr. Plinkett review video:
    "That's Mr. Plinkett? But that's a different GUY!!!!"

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Před 4 lety +25

      The Mr. Plinkett timeline is a mess at this point

    • @hararigottlieb6638
      @hararigottlieb6638 Před 4 lety +5

      I want to go back one minute in the past so that I could read this comment again for the first time and laugh like a madman again.

    • @collecticus
      @collecticus Před 4 lety +2

      This is the original Plinkett.

    • @someguy-qk5cx
      @someguy-qk5cx Před 4 lety +5

      @D Ceased Rich was the original Plinkett. He played Plinkett in short films released before the Plinkett reviews.
      Then Mike took the character of Plinkett for the reviews. Then Rich took up the mantle of Plinkett again in Half in the Bag.

  • @quehay45
    @quehay45 Před 4 lety +186

    "BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT GUY!!!"
    The franchise in a nutshell.

  • @drquantum6548
    @drquantum6548 Před 4 lety +93

    IF you gonna make a terminator after T2 just make a movie about the war, saving private ryan style.

    • @Icarusabove
      @Icarusabove Před 3 lety +23

      Part of what Salvation sort of did right.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 2 lety +5

      A movie with characters that we are introduced to and learn to care for throughout the film? A novel concept that hasn't been attempted since the first film.

    • @bearimo2867
      @bearimo2867 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t know the whole point of T2 was surely to avoid the war, to end on a positive, so her son doesn’t have to become a military leader, so billions live.
      I’m cool with the idea of starting it during the war but going back to prevent it, sort of Skynets plan in reverse, but they’ve *sort of* done this.
      Agree with Mike first half was great and then slowly I saw the creeping appearance of a committee of shadowy producers and executives saying they should have another action scene and Arnie should be in it etc... shame as it really was decent for the first hour.

    • @JohnDonovan1968
      @JohnDonovan1968 Před 2 lety +3

      Terminator: Resistence?

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem +1

      In order for T2 to happen, there has to be an original timeline in which judgement day still happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @LordMay0
    @LordMay0 Před rokem +4

    I searched "but that's a different guy" and this is what came up.

  • @BetweenTheLyons
    @BetweenTheLyons Před 4 lety +176

    "It was supposed to be the start of a new trilogy" should have been the tagline of Terminators 3-6 lol

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 4 lety +1

      It should be the tagline of every piece of shit farted out by Hollywood studios over the next decade.

  • @deltamatt001
    @deltamatt001 Před 4 lety +112

    Linda Hamilton saying "I'll be back" in the most unemotional, bored, and uninterested way really matches my enthusiasm for this movie.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +2

      I don't want to be back.
      But I got bills to pay.

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
    @Gentlemenpickleesq. Před 3 lety +18

    Carl: "it don't matter... none of this matters..."

  • @SheikhMawini
    @SheikhMawini Před 4 lety +81

    "Why don't they just go back to the time of the dinosaurs? Wait... is that how Claire ended up in Jurassic World???"
    I laughed.

  • @theguardian8317
    @theguardian8317 Před 4 lety +278

    "Jurassic World: Jurassic World-Park" was the worst one of them.

  • @Jarumo76
    @Jarumo76 Před 4 lety +169

    "Sarah Connor cuts terminators down like they're butter, and they are really pretty useless."

    • @user-uj4os7pk2g
      @user-uj4os7pk2g Před 4 lety +26

      It's gonna be great

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 Před 4 lety +16

      @@user-uj4os7pk2g That's gonna be great

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z Před 4 lety +16

      Dark Fate will be the darkest of the 3

    • @ghostman76015
      @ghostman76015 Před 4 lety +6

      Everthing is so dense

    • @mdcraig62
      @mdcraig62 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ghostman76015 Fuck you Rick Berman!

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls Před 4 lety +116

    Salvation should have been R-rated. More grim, more dark. I loved the scene when he turns the engines on and it's Rooster from Alice in chains. They let the song go on without talking. The kid ask what it is, because music is kind of lost in thoses times of survival. And the character played by Sam Worthington has that lost look in the eyes, like it triggered some memories. then he look down and come back to the present and answers "Something my brother used to listen".

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith Před 3 lety +6

      Salvation is awful. Never talk about it again.

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 Před 3 lety +10

      @@JohnnyZenith But it is the fourth best terminator movie.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Před 3 lety +6

      @@JohnnyZenith ok but i'll do it anyway.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před 3 lety +1

      There is an R rated cut of Salvation, complete with boobs and everything. It's still boring AF.

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 Před 2 lety +6

      The only one where thare changed the direction.
      Movie flopped
      Producer guy: "It must have to do with that is was not the same plot again,
      that is the only explanation that exists!"

  • @SamVarvodic
    @SamVarvodic Před 3 lety +34

    Linda said "I'll be back" with the same enthusiasm I have when I'm voice searching a video on CZcams.

    • @CerpinTxt87
      @CerpinTxt87 Před 3 lety +4

      It would kind of be out of character if she said it with enthusiasm

  • @JoeLewis14
    @JoeLewis14 Před 4 lety +331

    That's Mr. Plinkett? But that's a different guy.

  • @BenGoodsonModular
    @BenGoodsonModular Před 4 lety +148

    The opening ten minutes of this should have been the entire review.

    • @jonnyblucky
      @jonnyblucky Před 4 lety +9

      Even mike couldn’t get through it without laughing

  • @RobTunes
    @RobTunes Před 3 lety +20

    The more Mike says “they built a time machine in a sewer”, the more I realize how utterly absurd it is. I really just didn’t think about it on first viewing. But, like - these clowns built a time machine in a sewer.
    WOW.

    • @emotionalsupportostrich2480
      @emotionalsupportostrich2480 Před 2 lety +4

      Not only that, how did the t800 know how to build a time machine with 1980s tech?

    • @jedi4049
      @jedi4049 Před rokem +1

      @@emotionalsupportostrich2480 That should have been the movie

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem

      They needed the chip from the future to make it work, I guess they could build the basic framework of the machine without it

  • @TheEngineerYTDS
    @TheEngineerYTDS Před rokem +5

    If they added John Connor back,
    They would have had to increase the budget
    To digitally De-Bloat Edward Furlong

  • @baphy643
    @baphy643 Před 4 lety +95

    Finally a movie I don’t care about so I can watch the whole review in one sitting!

    • @charmander466
      @charmander466 Před 4 lety +1

      I didn't even realize it came out until the reviews came in. They should have stopped at three.

  • @NPrinceling
    @NPrinceling Před 4 lety +343

    Mike "I rate this movie a B-, or a C+"
    Also Mike: rants about how bad the movie is for 40 minutes.

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 Před 4 lety +29

      He clearly liked parts and disliked other parts. He even loved some of the beginning.

    • @FloorFerret
      @FloorFerret Před 4 lety +17

      @@monmothma3358 that was my experience. Lots of problems with the film. But a lot of decent moments as well. It was watchable, which is a lot more to say than 3-5 were lol

    • @TitoSilvey
      @TitoSilvey Před 4 lety +37

      This is Mike voted-for-Shark-Exorcist Stoklasa you're talking about

    • @lordsneek2660
      @lordsneek2660 Před 4 lety +8

      Weird. I thought this movie was garbage.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith Před 4 lety +14

      There was a whole tonne of garbage in this film they never mentioned. It didn't remotely deserve that rating, it is worse.

  • @SquareOFortune
    @SquareOFortune Před 3 lety +11

    A year later, I’ve found the term you were looking for to describe this genre: it’s a Deboot.

  • @billnguyen4148
    @billnguyen4148 Před 2 lety +8

    little did Arnold knew, his line "I'll be back." is the most ironic line in cinema history. cause please don't come back, Terminator franchise, you overstayed your welcome 31 years ago...

  • @rangers94ism
    @rangers94ism Před 4 lety +309

    It's actually funny how much I don't want to see this movie.

    • @IndridCold
      @IndridCold Před 4 lety +10

      We have reached levels of neither the PC people nor, peopke who enjoy things like good movies, ir terrible ones..
      Everyones just like "no you guys can have it"
      Shocked the perpetually offended shove it back trying to pawn it off on the others..
      You know its bad when feminists wont take it.

    • @punchysonichu5395
      @punchysonichu5395 Před 4 lety +4

      Saw it. Knew nothing about it beforehand. Wasn't even aware it was coming out, let alone aware of the internet drama which its marketing team apparently tried to stir up.
      Fell asleep halfway into the film. Can't really recommend it.

    • @alexdamaceno
      @alexdamaceno Před 4 lety +4

      It’s not a bad movie. In times, it’s really good. But if you have any affection for T2, DON’T SEE IT. EVER.

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alexdamaceno So a massive chunk of its targeted audience?

    • @alexdamaceno
      @alexdamaceno Před 4 lety

      jacob levenson Funny, right? But, hey, there’s a bunch of creators saying that their actual fans, who are critical of their work, constitute a “toxic fandom”, so maybe they thought it would be best to chase another audience altogether. They just forgot to tell this new & improved audience to go watch the movie.

  • @MikeAsbestos
    @MikeAsbestos Před 4 lety +278

    Make John Connor invent the Terminators because he's trying to rebuild his friend, the Terminator who saved him.
    I'll take my writing credit and royalties please

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. Před 4 lety +64

      John Connor invents sex bots, but accidentally makes Skynet.

    • @kollarpg
      @kollarpg Před 4 lety +35

      @@Commander_Shepard. It screws the whole humanity so it's the best sex bot ever.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 Před 4 lety +5

      It was necessary to destroy the world in order to save it?

    • @ITSRICHTIME
      @ITSRICHTIME Před 4 lety

      Custard Ganet bruh lmaoo

    • @vishnualcyone9170
      @vishnualcyone9170 Před 4 lety +1

      Which he then accidently creates new A.i. that takes over. I like where this is going!!!!

  • @JonIsFrench
    @JonIsFrench Před 4 lety +46

    “Wait, that’s John Connor? But that’s a different guy!!”

  • @floydharper1216
    @floydharper1216 Před 3 lety +150

    "I hunt terminators" is honestly all I need to hear to avoid ever seeing this movie. I don't care how cringey the actual movie is, doing that faux wannabe badass thing is enough to kill it

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 2 lety +8

      Movie making 101: Show, don't tell. That would've been a better movie, but that would've costed too much to de-age Linda for the entire film, and have it take place during the 2000s or whatever.

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano Před 2 lety +6

      She thinks she’s Samus 🤣

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala Před 2 lety +2

      But then you'll miss seeing the cringiest scene ever involving frozen laundry

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 Před 2 lety +4

      You didn't miss anything. I'm a Terminator mark, and this movie was shockingly bad.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 Před rokem +2

      Yeah. Sarah Connor as written in the original '84 movie and T2 is already pretty fucking badass. In this one, it just comes across as forced and unsubtle, like a lot of "strong female characters" in recent action blockbusters.
      I'M NOT BEING SEXIST THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS

  • @blair9056
    @blair9056 Před 4 lety +486

    I dislocated my shoulder as a kid, and 25 years later it still hurts.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Před 4 lety +19

      Hahahaha other’s pain is funny!!!

    • @mymangodfrey
      @mymangodfrey Před 4 lety +40

      Why is everyone being so nice? Am I still online or is this a CD-ROM?

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes Před 4 lety +54

      @@mymangodfrey Shut the fuck up, Matt. Kind regards.

    • @tretozo
      @tretozo Před 4 lety +8

      Reboot it

    • @grantbitman1448
      @grantbitman1448 Před 4 lety +1

      Same thing with me, only it's from my mom dying of cancer.

  • @nathangillmore5064
    @nathangillmore5064 Před 4 lety +96

    The extended Rich Evans sequence was worth the budget of Terminator: Dark Fate alone.

  • @bunnywaffles1190
    @bunnywaffles1190 Před 3 lety +11

    "But that's another guy!" sums up the entirety of this confusing mess of a continuity and character portrayals.

  • @Graham-gt4gr
    @Graham-gt4gr Před 4 lety +30

    There is a law of movies that all horror movies eventually go into space, like Halloween, Jason, Leprechaun, Critters, and species.