Half in the Bag: Captain Marvel

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  • @duras200
    @duras200 Před 5 lety +8414

    "Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos".

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak Před 5 lety +117

      He made fun of people like you.

    • @drewmannMcGee
      @drewmannMcGee Před 5 lety +590

      Aw man, I though I didn't like this movie because it was schlock garbage, but it turns out its because im a woman hating man child, Oh no!!!! What do I tell my wife!!!!!

    • @christopherrustad7191
      @christopherrustad7191 Před 5 lety +10

      Beautiful

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak Před 5 lety +155

      @ShaddowSabbath This is not really about social justice, is it? If some company releases a product pandering to like teenage femenists fully expecting an Internet outrage by wierdos to give the movie attentions thats just very cynical of the company. You know: "eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop". Social justice is just used as a marketing tool.

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak Před 5 lety +34

      @ShaddowSabbathI know the movie stars and producers say that but do you seriously belive that the Studio heads at Marvel and Disney really genuenly care about social justice OR do they care about their profit, getting attention and using a trend in society to sell their products.
      But it is true that both Internet mobs are used for free marketing in the same way and don't realise it. In that way, they defenetly are the same crowd.

  • @TheSteveTheDragon
    @TheSteveTheDragon Před 4 lety +10138

    Say what you will about Brie Larson, but you really have to admire her for being the first woman to be in a movie. That's really brave.

    • @rinkusonic
      @rinkusonic Před 4 lety +627

      That's not just really stunning of her, but also brave.

    • @josephclark1139
      @josephclark1139 Před 4 lety +395

      I guess you could say, it's brave and stunning

    • @shitlordflytrap1078
      @shitlordflytrap1078 Před 4 lety +445

      I was stunned by how brave she was. Women in movies? Unheard of! But man did she do it.

    • @TheSteveTheDragon
      @TheSteveTheDragon Před 4 lety +221

      Anthony hopefull this will open the doors to more women in movies. Brie larson cannot be thanked enough for her massive contributions to the entertainment industry.

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 Před 4 lety +75

      I almost missed the sarcasm and got whooshed

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 Před 4 lety +823

    Black interview lady: Goddamnit, Brie, I am a plant sent by Disney, and even I find you condescending.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 3 lety +80

      “Well you’re black so it must be extra challenging” -her response basically

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming Před rokem +2

      ​@@frankmerker630
      I would love it if the lady was like "Really? I had a lot of doors open for me. Didn't feel so hard"

  • @ageofdulltron2052
    @ageofdulltron2052 Před 3 lety +1106

    Twitter is literally a place where all our human diarrhea has merged and become a sentient monster.

  • @spagett2069
    @spagett2069 Před 5 lety +2813

    "This is the least important film in the history of cinema."
    -Jay Bauman
    This should be on the back of the box.

    • @MetaMetro3
      @MetaMetro3 Před 5 lety +74

      That quote's already on the back of the Space Cop Blu-ray 😘

    • @marklarizzle
      @marklarizzle Před 5 lety +10

      I would rather watch Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop for the rest of my life than anything else that comes out of all the wood.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Před 5 lety +1

      It's no less important than its inevitable sequel.

    • @seanritchie91
      @seanritchie91 Před 5 lety +24

      killerskillet Tell us how you really feel.

    • @aBrotherSeamus
      @aBrotherSeamus Před 5 lety +23

      @@killerskillet you need some perspective on what is and isn't important in life. Chill out a little.

  • @wozzlefozzle
    @wozzlefozzle Před 5 lety +5284

    Really enjoyed the Milwaukee review, but I could’ve done without the Captain Marvel segment

    • @acrylomatic
      @acrylomatic Před 5 lety +129

      Wozzle Fozzle In the first 3 minutes I thought it would go on for 40 minutes 😂

    • @oliviaconnor9359
      @oliviaconnor9359 Před 5 lety +5

      Wozzle Fozzle lol same

    • @mymanzeesports
      @mymanzeesports Před 5 lety +5

      Wozzle Fozzle honestly was hoping it would be a plot drive. Episode like the mazerunner

    • @peanutsncream21
      @peanutsncream21 Před 5 lety +5

      Nice profile pic bitch

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls Před 5 lety +17

      That's what I felt while watching the Captain Marvel movie.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Před 4 lety +2259

    "Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend its social justice you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone!"
    These two sentences comprise the greatest film review I've ever heard.

    • @kingjinga2539
      @kingjinga2539 Před 3 lety +18

      Couldn't have said it any better myself👍

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Před 3 lety +20

      I love RLM’s self awareness. They manage to articulate the things I wish more people would notice.

    • @farenheit2456
      @farenheit2456 Před 2 lety +12

      I love Jay so much. You continue being cynical, you sweet man.

  • @DamianBartolacci
    @DamianBartolacci Před 4 lety +2349

    “I heard her speak and I thought, ‘wow she’s sounds like a dingbat.’ And then I moved on.” Such a good philosophy.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 Před 3 lety +72

      @normalguycap god such unprecedented issues that threaten all of society right now of all things.
      Grow up.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 Před 3 lety +44

      normalguycap « this person made one typo in his comment therefore I am right and wahmans are the real issue with society that we need to mObOlIsE against »
      Seriously grow the fuck up you absolute child

    • @Zaelin94
      @Zaelin94 Před 3 lety +27

      @@bothi00 you didn't even dissuade his argument he provided facts you just told him to shut up who is being the child now?

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Zaelin94 I tend to only use reason and engage in discourse with people who are using it and doing it themselves.
      Why bother reasoning with the unreasonable?

    • @Zaelin94
      @Zaelin94 Před 3 lety +28

      @@bothi00 what reason was there to dismiss his point?

  • @craigperry3779
    @craigperry3779 Před 5 lety +5624

    I feel the Captain Marvel review really got in the way of the Milwaukee board of tourism promotional video.

    • @snowballolee
      @snowballolee Před 5 lety +13

      lol epic!

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 Před 5 lety +84

      As someone who lives pretty close to Milwaukee (and is now living in, eep), I can confirm everything said in this video

    • @aeroripper
      @aeroripper Před 5 lety +4

      lmao

    • @ChanchoMittens
      @ChanchoMittens Před 5 lety +21

      I sent this to my buddy in Milwaukee, but told him not to worry about most of it.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh Před 5 lety +13

      hi guys...im new to the channel...can someone please explain the whole Milwaukee thing? I feel like its some kind of inside joke or something

  • @hollandscottthomas
    @hollandscottthomas Před 5 lety +3998

    I was genuinely expecting the Milwaulke advert to go for the 99% runtime.

    • @Realist00
      @Realist00 Před 5 lety +57

      same, I started to worry

    • @thenononsenseninja
      @thenononsenseninja Před 5 lety +14

      I skipped ahead just to make sure it didn't.

    • @josepena7845
      @josepena7845 Před 5 lety +9

      Like mazerunner 🤣

    • @tobalt1
      @tobalt1 Před 5 lety +57

      @@Realist00 Worry? I had a glimmer of hope.

    • @babalaord
      @babalaord Před 5 lety +2

      hahahahahahahha yeah :(

  • @born2hula325
    @born2hula325 Před 4 lety +2012

    “So watch this film, but only because it introduces a character who will be important in infinity war”
    This line aged like milk.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu Před 4 lety +178

      Just like women!

    • @littletub6683
      @littletub6683 Před 4 lety +33

      except captain marvel came out after infinity war.

    • @born2hula325
      @born2hula325 Před 4 lety +160

      @@littletub6683 Mixed up the movie titles in my quote, I meant endgame.

    • @ducklordthegreat352
      @ducklordthegreat352 Před 4 lety +162

      I rewatched endgame yesterday and captain marvel’s role is so bizarre. She has max 4 lines and is barely present the entire movie but suddenly returns in the end to fuck up thanos’s army and I don’t get why. If it was supposed to be feminist then why doesn’t she do anything in the movie or have lines or a character arc or anything? Having her be a plot device is the opposite of feminism. And if that wasn’t the point then it makes her appearing at the last moment to explode the huge ship even stranger. What’s the logic?

    • @heroeagleeye8141
      @heroeagleeye8141 Před 4 lety +67

      @@ducklordthegreat352 Captain Marvel is Passive Progressive™ to a tee

  • @arasonyth3243
    @arasonyth3243 Před 3 lety +582

    I'm a dude that loved a wrinkle in time when I read it in school. I did a book report on it, one of the few I actually remember. And they make a movie and my inner child is excited. And then theres this deluge of media saying "we dont want you to watch it, its not made for you". Why? Just made me sad. Its that simple.

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 Před 3 lety +80

      A Wrinkle in Time fucking sucked. I'm black. What, is the movie not made for me either? My sister doesn't even know what it is but isn't she who the movie is made for?

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 Před 3 lety +147

      Nah the best way to make people happy is to segregate all the races to different movie theatres. I don’t think that’s been done before so it’s just a little hypotheses that I think will work really well.

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 3 lety +11

      A wrinkle in time nothing more than a black remake the previous version came out in the 90s try that one it’s better

    • @Literally-God
      @Literally-God Před 3 lety +34

      Why the fuck would you make a movie that's only for a specific race/gender. No studio would do that. I do agree that Brie probably wasn't intending for it to sound bad but good lord it comes off so divisive.

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Literally-God True but that wasn’t what really made us hate her it’s what she said later that did it

  • @daviddamasceno6063
    @daviddamasceno6063 Před 5 lety +805

    "It doesn't have a strong female character, just an empty shell that can do anything by the end of the movie."
    Man, what a quote!

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb Před 5 lety +36

      and he is 100% right about this. great

    • @fraddi
      @fraddi Před 5 lety +17

      THIS IS MOST MCU MOVIES LOL

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta Před 5 lety +2

      Reminds me of another SFC, in another movie. I forgot the name.

    • @warfreddy6968
      @warfreddy6968 Před 5 lety +10

      I like how fat dudes cheesiest suggestions ever for story progression and dynamic were actually great suggestions. Like, hey even if you had to make that cheesy kind of movie, you could've made the story not suck.
      Dude knows movies.

    • @charissaruth18
      @charissaruth18 Před 5 lety

      YES. THIS.

  • @justinunderwood4040
    @justinunderwood4040 Před 5 lety +2707

    Can’t help but roll my eyes at the clip where brie larson complains about how hard it is to be a privileged multimillionaire moviestar

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard Před 5 lety +147

      probably hard for her. all the kids that took drama classes at school were barely functional...

    • @waltercfrosenbaum
      @waltercfrosenbaum Před 5 lety +17

      What an original take Justin underwood! You should have a CZcams channel

    • @vernesdelpeche7240
      @vernesdelpeche7240 Před 5 lety +157

      @@waltercfrosenbaum So should you!

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 Před 5 lety +189

      I despise any celebrity that preaches about what they don't and never have known.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 Před 5 lety +67

      I know, its tragic, I feel so sorry for rich corporates, but I think I know a way to alleviate all that stress and anguish!
      Give me all of their money with no strings attached, that should help ease their pain of being rich -asshole- person.

  • @christianweber7435
    @christianweber7435 Před 4 lety +851

    I can’t believe how brave she must feel being the first Female actor.

    • @searchengine27
      @searchengine27 Před 3 lety +10

      BOOOOOOOO repeating a joke that literally was done by another user 2 months before you.

    • @Doctor_Glados
      @Doctor_Glados Před 3 lety +38

      @@searchengine27 is that a metaphor for all of the Marvel movies? Because I'm stunned how brave it was.

    • @christianweber7435
      @christianweber7435 Před 3 lety +33

      @searchengine27 sorry man, but I don’t spend my entire day searching through comments to make sure nobody else had the same joke as me. I watch the video, drop a comment, and leave

    • @emericam2002
      @emericam2002 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Homeschoolsw6 wut

    • @Slypooch
      @Slypooch Před 3 lety +8

      searchengine27 she is so brave for being the first female actor

  • @franconius85
    @franconius85 Před 2 lety +112

    that cut of the guy complaining "I haven't seen it" always cracks me up, from time to time I come here to watch it again

  • @LadyHokage9
    @LadyHokage9 Před 5 lety +5561

    I feel like they're not even trying to fix Mr. Plinkett's VCR anymore

    • @lanceFin85
      @lanceFin85 Před 5 lety +202

      Shhhh....dont tell Mr. Plinkett.

    • @DarkAcolyteNZ
      @DarkAcolyteNZ Před 5 lety +185

      They have destroyed every second hand vcr in their area pursuing that gag

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 Před 5 lety +46

      @@thantrus how dare you.

    • @audreyalbritton1435
      @audreyalbritton1435 Před 5 lety +97

      I get the feeling that they might even be a couple of hack frauds.

    • @avenderiel
      @avenderiel Před 5 lety +51

      Thanks man, you just destroyed my immersion.

  • @Evasius
    @Evasius Před 5 lety +8102

    Doesn't 'Brie Larson' translate to 'cheese theft'?

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe Před 5 lety +336

      @@trevorwills1600 brie is a type of cheese and larsony is theft lol

    • @9and7
      @9and7 Před 5 lety +257

      Your joke just doesn't cut it...

    • @mugen3603
      @mugen3603 Před 5 lety +154

      😗 Why would someone name their child after a type of cheese? Is this why she grew up to be such an insufferable bitch?

    • @prestonhong3187
      @prestonhong3187 Před 5 lety +59

      @@9and7 it doesn't cut the cheese for you?

    • @redundanttrees
      @redundanttrees Před 5 lety +14

      The best type of crime

  • @Wally480
    @Wally480 Před 4 lety +327

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone." Jay Bauman. Nothing more true has ever been said, thank you Jay. Its the phrase my brain has been seeking the last 3 years!

    • @dankenstein9462
      @dankenstein9462 Před rokem +5

      and this was pre-covid, yeeesh. if only we knew how much embarrassment the world still had to give

  • @StarsMarsRadio
    @StarsMarsRadio Před 4 lety +520

    Casting a woman who treats her audience with contempt. Solid.

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 Před 3 lety +14

      She treats white dudes with contempt, and the movie wasn't made for them.

    • @nopatiencejoe6376
      @nopatiencejoe6376 Před 3 lety +119

      @@alesin1992 Cool! So she apparently threat people badly based solely on things that a person is born with and has no control over.
      How progressive!

    • @eefthebeef3047
      @eefthebeef3047 Před 3 lety +69

      @@nopatiencejoe6376 Not to mention inclusive!

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 Před 3 lety +6

      didn't RLM make fun of the same people? Why is it bad when she does it?

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg Před 2 lety +2

      I didn't know Brie Larson was based

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Před 5 lety +1797

    Came for the movie review, stayed for the Milwaukee review.

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 Před 5 lety +23

      Oh man I thought they were going to troll us by making the whole video about Wisconsin...I mean Milwaukee...

    • @rtstrong
      @rtstrong Před 5 lety +2

      Milwaukee is classy as *fuck*..!

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 Před 5 lety +6

      learning about milwaukee is more interesting then the shitty movie

    • @JCHauntsman
      @JCHauntsman Před 5 lety +3

      So Jaaaaaay, would you recommend Milwaukee?

    • @mathewattipetty8540
      @mathewattipetty8540 Před 5 lety +4

      As someone from Milwaukee its pretty depressing how accurately they translate this nightmare

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir Před 5 lety +2636

    I remember watching Aliens back in the day and thinking, "This is good, but I hope we have a female-led action movie some day."

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker Před 5 lety +67

      I know that pain bra

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx Před 5 lety +16

      Aliens is an action movie though haha.

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker Před 5 lety +274

      @@Shatamx no is it not! Even Terminator is not a action movie! Finally in 2019 we have a strong Independent WAHMAN, that is a Action heroin!

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx Před 5 lety +133

      @@Houseoholiker Oh I get it. Shit.

    • @julesmallow
      @julesmallow Před 5 lety +29

      @@revolverswitch It's more like, "wow, finally we have a comic book superhero movie with a female main character after 7,000 male-led origin story movies. good job on taking this long, Marvel."

  • @AdamRelayson
    @AdamRelayson Před 3 lety +122

    First Mike makes JJ Abrams write the Star Wars sequels. And now he's given Dustin Diamond cancer. He's basically Pedro Pascal in the Wonder Woman 1989.

    • @someguyinahotdogsuit9641
      @someguyinahotdogsuit9641 Před 2 lety +4

      Space Cop, 1984 with Mike as the pedro Pascal character would break new ground.

    • @cursedcaracal04
      @cursedcaracal04 Před 2 lety +3

      @@someguyinahotdogsuit9641 It sounds borderline experimental

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil Před 2 lety +1

      @ShaShock HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

  • @jordyboy321
    @jordyboy321 Před 2 lety +445

    Jay nailed it on the head. "What she was trying to say was probably a good thing. The way she expressed it was just horrible in every way"

    • @brandonlink6568
      @brandonlink6568 Před rokem +27

      She explained it just fine to the audience in the room because that's what they were there to hear. The problem was more than just that room was listening and that's where she got in to trouble.

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil Před rokem +30

      Was it?

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Před rokem +1

      She's a privileged fraud, like most people in Hollywood. She probably doesn't care enough about minorities to risk anything, and words are cheap so she's got plenty to say. But she's too stupid to say anything of consequence or even know how to be diplomatic.
      Once Hollywood relearns that the awful white men have money, and recognise how Chinese peasants feel about woke politics, the fake corporate social justice will end, if it hasn't already.

    • @mikehunt1924
      @mikehunt1924 Před rokem +43

      Judging people by the color of their skin and their gender is a good thing?

    • @TK2692
      @TK2692 Před rokem +53

      Yeah. It sounds like she was trying to say including perspectives that have previously been underrepresented is a good thing, but she said it in such an unnecessarily confrontational and condescending way it just came across as disingenuous and cynical. It just came across as very self-serving on her part.

  • @mrholdbutton971
    @mrholdbutton971 Před 5 lety +2267

    I was disappointed when they stopped talking about Wisconsin, Milwaukee. They should start reviewing cities on this channel. And lakes.

    • @interdictr3657
      @interdictr3657 Před 5 lety +35

      Yes, but don't forget the lakes. This is stuff we need to know!

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 Před 5 lety +15

      I would of been more thrilled if they reviewed *OUTHOUSES.*

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 5 lety +61

      White dudes shouldn't be reviewing lakes. It's not made for them. Only teens of color should be reviewing lakes.

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez Před 5 lety +6

      @@kevinthetruckdriver353 - Ugh, yep, I'll do it folks: *would HAVE...

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 Před 5 lety +4

      @@MrOuchiez - tanks alot.
      Eye wood *have* been more thrilled if they reviewed *OUTHOUSES.*
      *Now pazz me the bag. So I can ripe my azz.*

  • @codyw518
    @codyw518 Před 5 lety +274

    As a ‘white dude’, I’ll pass on this one. I don’t want to buy a seat that a woman or minority could be sitting in. Seems rude and inconsiderate.

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid Před 5 lety +2

      Cody W too funny

    • @4komegaash885
      @4komegaash885 Před 5 lety +22

      Please go the extra-mile and protest yourself too. It's the only way to be sure.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 Před 5 lety +25

      @Arjuna Brooklyn The comment you're responding to is agreeing with you! Sarcastically or not, isn't that what you want? More girls watching this movie; regardless of the quality of it? Given you agree with the nonsense Brie Larson was saying.
      Equal representation is far more important to those types of people (you too, if you agree with her!) than freedom of choice! That doesn't make sense to me. But, I'm assuming you're joking. Stupid people usually don't watch RLM videos. They do a pretty good job of telling you *why* she's wrong! Did you miss that, or ignore it?

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před 5 lety +10

      Now that's woke!

    • @HungryTacoBoy
      @HungryTacoBoy Před 5 lety +4

      Next level woke!

  • @jeffleake1960
    @jeffleake1960 Před 2 lety +216

    I love how they made her so over powered that they couldn't use her in the future movies as she'd just end the conflict no problem at all , just by herself

    • @JaDav40
      @JaDav40 Před rokem +22

      Just like how the Avengers were entirely absent in defeating any of the villains that Agents of SHIELD faced. It all gets rather absurd under any scrutiny at all.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy Před rokem +18

      @@JaDav40 Or in general how all of these superhero movies have the strongest characters absent for smaller-scale stories.

    • @apocalypsepow
      @apocalypsepow Před rokem +7

      Yes now that she hulk can break the fourth wall and travel into our dimension it's even more ridiculous

    • @landofthesilverpath5823
      @landofthesilverpath5823 Před rokem +4

      I'm proud to say I haven't watched a Marvel movie since the first Iron Man. That one was worth watching, no subsequent films are worth my time.
      Of course, I watched all the Sam Raimi Spider-man and the x-men films before the first Wolverine movie-- which I didn't see.
      The number of these films now are absurd and they bring nothing new or interesting to this genre, based on what I know about them and the obviously hack nature of this industry.
      And now these films are straight political, anti-white propaganda affairs.

    • @Unit076
      @Unit076 Před rokem +4

      @@landofthesilverpath5823 Winter Soldier is pretty good if you like something like Mission Impossible. Ant-Man too since it had elements of heist movies.
      I think the Disney Marvel movies could be great fun when they're making "[x] movie genre but with a superhero skin." Unfortunately, they discovered their formula too fast.

  • @HayabusaPaul
    @HayabusaPaul Před 3 lety +160

    The crazies over at Reeeeesetera just saw this and of course are losing their minds.
    Keep up the good work guys 😂

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 Před 3 lety +26

      Those weirdos are nearly 2 years too late to lose their minds on this video

    • @Doctor_Eightball
      @Doctor_Eightball Před 3 lety +3

      @@nour2146 They just did!

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 Před 3 lety +8

      And the next video, they release is a BOTW Episode, where they review "The Suckling" XD

    • @L0U_ZER
      @L0U_ZER Před 3 lety +3

      What is Reeesetera?

    • @its1899
      @its1899 Před 3 lety +28

      @@L0U_ZER you don't need to know

  • @Ducaso
    @Ducaso Před 5 lety +2315

    "Eat the mutli-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice (you weirdos)...." is our world today in a nutshell.

    • @bla09235454212
      @bla09235454212 Před 5 lety +22

      look up torches of freedom and edward bernays

    • @GrandLordGeek
      @GrandLordGeek Před 5 lety +6

      social capital

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Před 5 lety +28

      Gillete and Nike says hi.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 5 lety +13

      we live in a society

    • @fisherkyle91
      @fisherkyle91 Před 5 lety +32

      hbomberguy's video on "Woke Brands" does a pretty good job of expanding on this statement and how to capitalize on the free advertising of indignation.

  • @timelordfandango
    @timelordfandango Před 5 lety +1959

    I honestly thought they were going to spend 38 minuets talking about Milwaukee and not even mention Captain Marvel at all.
    Part of me kind of wishes that they did.

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski Před 5 lety +44

      Yeah I was disappointed that they started talking about Captain Mary Sue as well. =P

    • @uwantSAM0A
      @uwantSAM0A Před 5 lety +14

      Im out here in Hawaii and they were just about to sell me on moving to Milwaukee

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded Před 5 lety +10

      That woulda been so good. Maybe for Dumbo they can do a 1 minute review and spend 44 minutes talking about Milwaukee.

    • @bleack8701
      @bleack8701 Před 5 lety +7

      not like there's much to say about the most painfully generic movie ever made

    • @dan5609
      @dan5609 Před 5 lety +1

      I would have been ok with it going that way.

  • @jmjedi923
    @jmjedi923 Před 3 lety +265

    I'm here after after resetera started having a meltdown even though this video is over a year old
    Anybody else hear to rewatch this?

    • @namsivad
      @namsivad Před 3 lety +2

      Second!☝️🤣

    • @YouTubePublisherorPlatform
      @YouTubePublisherorPlatform Před 3 lety +6

      You guys aren't being very nice. RedLetterMedia could benefit from historically marginalized voices.

    • @HeroQuestFans
      @HeroQuestFans Před 3 lety +13

      cancel cancel culture

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ZacharyCusanelli YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!! I would give you my entire "Nukie"-Collection to have that experience again.

    • @chandler224
      @chandler224 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah it was recommended after YellowFlash2's video lmao

  • @Donmatteoqc
    @Donmatteoqc Před 3 lety +119

    they should have called the movie Captain Karen !!

  • @peterandre7688
    @peterandre7688 Před 5 lety +1659

    I’ve grown up and spent my life in outback Australia but now you’ve truly given me something to dream of... Milwaukee.

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 Před 5 lety +12

      Peter Andre don’t get your hopes up

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux Před 5 lety +22

      Doesn't the Outback have plenty of BBQ and Beer? You don't need to go to Milwaukee for any of that.

    • @Starlingg
      @Starlingg Před 5 lety +6

      Trust me it's not that great my guy. There are way better places to live in Wisconsin

    • @alegendisafoot5436
      @alegendisafoot5436 Před 5 lety +20

      Don't be fooled, it's much worse than they make it out to be.

    • @LKRaider
      @LKRaider Před 5 lety +3

      Peter Andre - Dreaming of the big life !

  • @factotums
    @factotums Před 5 lety +2054

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone."
    That perfectly sums up the decade.

    • @bronzeager1298
      @bronzeager1298 Před 5 lety +10

      eh, the first couple of it years were ok. I think?

    • @kefkamadman
      @kefkamadman Před 5 lety +28

      This entire millennium is a write off to me already. Let’s just skip to the next one

    • @Minx5892
      @Minx5892 Před 5 lety +17

      @@bronzeager1298 It was fine first then 2015 started the spiral of doom.

    • @pieshka4509
      @pieshka4509 Před 5 lety +30

      @VideoGamePlayer Nah, it started in 2012/13 with all the 'reeeeee everyone is a MRA manspreading mansplaining misogynist!!' tumblr crap

    • @lbrlrsfdj8895
      @lbrlrsfdj8895 Před 3 lety +24

      I'm watching this during Corona and riots. Older comments make me think "oh, sweet summer child".

  • @unexpecteditem7919
    @unexpecteditem7919 Před 3 lety +98

    "I don't hate white dudes" - Brie Larson, for some reason.

    • @SanguineUltima
      @SanguineUltima Před 2 lety

      She hates white dudes

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Před 10 měsíci +5

      When you have to specify you don't hate a group of people you probably shouldn't be talking in the first place.

  • @ThePenguinOfMadness
    @ThePenguinOfMadness Před 3 lety +260

    It's hilarious for an attractive white woman (from America, and one of the richer states no less) to talk about privilege.

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat Před 2 lety +75

      She’s literally living life on easy mode

    • @zachkh
      @zachkh Před 2 lety +41

      It doesn’t exclude her from talking about it. But pretending she has none is stupid.

    • @wataki2
      @wataki2 Před 2 lety +6

      Definitely not ugly, But absolutely definitely nothing to write home about. Anywho, can't wait for her to have a kid and 20 years from now that kid, Surprise! Surprise!, becomes an A-lister. See, Hollywood don't like talking about the privilege of Nepotism. They forget all about that. Funny that.

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 Před 2 lety +9

      she's aware of her diminishing privileges associated with youth & beauty (she's 32)
      she should continue to capitalize on it before she loses it entirely. she's in a fickle, immoral industry that will toss her aside if she can't attract audiences.
      I think that's why she seems to try to be known for her moral opinions, so she can continue when youth fades... but they'll ignore her to support a younger woman that says the same things (because it puts a better "face" on the issues)

    • @cool_sword
      @cool_sword Před 2 lety +3

      @@PyrokineticFire1 diminishing privileges due to youth and beauty are completely outweighed by the fact that white women go off and marry white men and get access to all of their wealth with a fraction of the effort, then that wealth is further multiplied when their parents die. This idea that their lives just become a living hell after like 27 is an incel fantasy. White feminism is entirely constructed around obscuring this, and white anti-feminists love to ignore it too because you're both just playing oppression Olympics.

  • @mrhobs
    @mrhobs Před 5 lety +2633

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone."
    10/10

    • @sweetbrothanunci
      @sweetbrothanunci Před 5 lety +27

      I hope endgame is about the galaxy manipulated into blaming the avengers for the snap through memes and tribalism.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 Před 5 lety +21

      That whole speech was brilliant. That is the best way to describe the world right now

    • @mrhobs
      @mrhobs Před 5 lety +2

      @@alexsilva28 Agreed

    • @DuoXCity
      @DuoXCity Před 5 lety +3

      Only in America in 2019 could a bunch of angry, obsessed white boys making video after video and statement after statement about an actress because she wasn't sexy or "nice" enough think that SHE'S the one embarrassing people.

    • @CornishGuilt
      @CornishGuilt Před 5 lety +53

      ​@@DuoXCity Way to completely miss the point, you absolute reprobate.

  • @anthonyq6902
    @anthonyq6902 Před 5 lety +1097

    I’ve never undone the noose so fast

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq Před 5 lety +28

      This.....this is the comment I needed.

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer Před 5 lety +28

      This is a tolerable adaptation of the "last time I was this early/I'm a simple man/first" trend

    • @scott4398
      @scott4398 Před 5 lety +3

      Can nooses be re-tied or is rope a one-and-done type deal?

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial Před 5 lety +1

      Nice getting comment cliches and flipping them on their head.

    • @franciscothedisco1416
      @franciscothedisco1416 Před 5 lety +13

      The movie itself was what made him tie the noose in the first place

  • @Kragar01
    @Kragar01 Před 4 lety +86

    She stood up everytime, how heroic!
    You know every person would get up as well right? The alternative is to just lie on the ground....at some point you still need to get up.

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 Před 3 lety +8

      They're mocking it because it's a tired motivational cliche, not because it doesn't make literal sense.

  • @onlyrevolutions2010
    @onlyrevolutions2010 Před 3 lety +76

    Even thought it was quickly squandered, I think Richard Donner managed to make Superman interesting using the precise method the guys mention here - they showed his upbringing, what grounded him to Earth, and what he was powerless to stop despite his abilities (John Kent's heart attack). By the time we see him in action as Superman, we know Clark Kent and we want good things for him.
    I gave Captain Marvel a chance and it was just...meh. Like, Iron Man II, Thor I and II levels of yawnage. I just didn't care what was happening or who was involved.

  • @Danoplaysgames
    @Danoplaysgames Před 5 lety +708

    Wow Brie Larson really called out Rich Evans

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 5 lety +70

      Hold on I think we just received a rebuttal:
      "Fuck You Miami, Fuck You."

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 Před 5 lety +91

      Rich Evans should have been Captain Marvel.

    • @Spystreak
      @Spystreak Před 5 lety

      @@Liberator130 He should replace Robert Downey Junior

    • @holythirteenx1
      @holythirteenx1 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Liberator130 That would have triggered the TERFs too hard. That's not a fight they want to have yet.

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Liberator130 Well Rich has more personality than Brie Larson.

  • @zoetrope1501
    @zoetrope1501 Před 5 lety +461

    That Mark Hamill reaction is a classic.

  • @robovampire
    @robovampire Před 3 lety +45

    Cancerous tumor? Dustin Diamond?? RLMs most accurate prediction video ever

  • @blakeadams965
    @blakeadams965 Před 4 lety +679

    "They're so scared for people calling this movie out for what it is - feminist propaganda. Now, I haven't seen it."
    Lol

    • @AnnaMarianne
      @AnnaMarianne Před 4 lety +27

      I had heard RLM and Jeremy of Geeks & Gamers aren't buddies, but hadn't seen it in any of their videos. Well, there it is.

    • @Peter_Parker361
      @Peter_Parker361 Před 4 lety +40

      Well, it is though and that's kinda obvious to almost anyone who has really seen it ^^

    • @blakeadams965
      @blakeadams965 Před 4 lety +138

      @@Peter_Parker361 sure if that's how you took it that's your opinion to cherish, but the idea of a dude making a whole video on it prefacing it with "Now, I haven't seen it." is fucking funny.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 Před 4 lety +29

      He's not wrong, though.

    • @BockwinkleB
      @BockwinkleB Před 4 lety +19

      Yet the first half of this video parrots everything Jeremy has said about the movie.

  • @bex_d
    @bex_d Před 5 lety +905

    I'm sad this wasn't a 40 minute review of Milwaukee

    • @iansmith8796
      @iansmith8796 Před 5 lety +15

      Sadly, since it is Milwaukee, there's not enough to even complain about.

    • @mukers
      @mukers Před 5 lety +1

      Louis Theroux already did that.

    • @EionBlue
      @EionBlue Před 5 lety

      Would still be more entertaining than Brie Larson's performance.

    • @tamapajamas
      @tamapajamas Před 5 lety

      I was about to fast forward that segment 😒

    • @kps2420
      @kps2420 Před 2 lety

      i'm sad this wasn't a 40 minute take of Rich Evans eating Spam

  • @patrick-is-so-cool
    @patrick-is-so-cool Před 5 lety +1674

    It's empowering to people who have survived engine explosions.

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 Před 5 lety +34

      I was empowered to be like Nick Fury because I have been scratched by a space cat.

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 Před 5 lety +41

      No woman ever flew a plane before Carol Danvers.

    • @patrickclark2801
      @patrickclark2801 Před 5 lety +4

      FINALLY!
      soooo brave!

    • @bcat010
      @bcat010 Před 5 lety +26

      Brie Larson doesnt need to hear criticism from anyone who has never survived an engine explosion.

    • @MGCardaropoli
      @MGCardaropoli Před 5 lety +1

      Tell that to the woman who got sucked out of that Southwest pla --- ohhhhhh.

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 Před 8 měsíci +15

    I loved Brie Larson in The Room, her performance was a real Hi Mark in cinema history

  • @boxerblake1
    @boxerblake1 Před 3 lety +24

    She's the colour beige of the acting world.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem

      That's outrageously unfair...beige does go quite well with other colours

  • @Jun-bm8ly
    @Jun-bm8ly Před 5 lety +351

    i was expecting the milwaukee advertisement for 38 minutes, but captain marvel review was ok too i guess

  • @Big_Garf
    @Big_Garf Před 5 lety +679

    I really enjoyed the post credit scene in which an aged rich Evans downs an entire bottle of Tums before convulsing violently. Really gets you excited for Endgame!

    • @jakemurphy4832
      @jakemurphy4832 Před 5 lety +32

      It was quite the Tums Festival.

    • @246trinitrotoluene
      @246trinitrotoluene Před 5 lety +10

      @@jakemurphy4832 I don't remember seeing that in Captain Marvel. I think you're confusing it with Samurai Cop.

    • @km91420
      @km91420 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jakemurphy4832 - TUMS FESTIV... aww ya beat me :(

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego Před 5 lety +5

      I really liked the part where he threw up in Samuel Jacksons lap, though it was weird that they added in over 40 minutes of bloopers, but I still enjoyed it.

    • @dantheface2986
      @dantheface2986 Před 5 lety +1

      I was in tears.....it broke new ground!!!

  • @Hanky.SSCorp
    @Hanky.SSCorp Před rokem +23

    Gosh darn this review is forever a classic. The intro remains one of the finest pieces of travel advertisement ever made.

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 Před 3 lety +113

    Brie Larson’s parents were “homeopathic chiropractors“ and she and her sister were home schooled. That.... explains a lot.

    • @pelicanpineapple309
      @pelicanpineapple309 Před 3 lety +17

      @Splitinfinity I'm homeophobic

    • @ejflor1313
      @ejflor1313 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pelicanpineapple309 lol looks like he deleted whatever drivel he wrote

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem +3

      Trying to fix serious physical problems with sugar pills 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @DepressedHandsomeSpaceCop
      @DepressedHandsomeSpaceCop Před rokem

      I'm giving you homeopathic chiropractic right now. It's diluted chiropractic, 1 ppm of chiropractic per lb of hand pressure, so you won't actually feel anything when I'm waving my hands over your spine. However, you can be assured that the essence of chiropractic has been retained - your subluxations are being cured, even if you can't feel it. Now, the funny thing about homeopathic chiropractic is that it costs a lot of money to perform all these dilutions, so you owe me $700,000 for the treatment.

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Před rokem +7

      @@lucasoheyze4597 I do that all the time. They're called M&M's.

  • @Notsram77
    @Notsram77 Před 5 lety +1164

    "Thank you for making the world an embarrassing nightmare."

    • @screenname9872
      @screenname9872 Před 5 lety +11

      Weeblebroxxx go off queen

    • @user-hu3ov7sk7z
      @user-hu3ov7sk7z Před 5 lety +16

      @Weeblebroxxx Kinda like what you just did

    • @Sonicmaster54
      @Sonicmaster54 Před 5 lety +8

      EVERYONE! We should try to get Pewdiepie to tell Everyone to go see Alita: Battle Angel. We NEED an Alita 2

    • @MrMetalforever5
      @MrMetalforever5 Před 5 lety +5

      All of these replies on this comment are the epitome of why you shouldn’t scroll down to the comment section.

    • @dieppat
      @dieppat Před 5 lety

      @@MrMetalforever5 Yeah, I don't know why I keep violating my long-standing policy of never reading comments on CZcams.

  • @dylanwadell7768
    @dylanwadell7768 Před 5 lety +642

    Did these hacks get better cameras? I can finally see the effects of Mike’s crippling alcoholism in HD!

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 Před 5 lety +10

      I noticed it too, I think it might be the lighting. Looks a bit brighter and flatter.

    • @morgan_drui
      @morgan_drui Před 5 lety +3

      It’s satisfying.

    • @AstroWarped
      @AstroWarped Před 5 lety +6

      @@jorgamund07 They switched to LED lighting but based the wattage on the original wattage output, so they had to buy more lights!

    • @coyotepeyote
      @coyotepeyote Před 5 lety

      @@AstroWarped how do you know this?

    • @MikeVerta
      @MikeVerta Před 5 lety

      Longer lens, shallower depth of field.

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Před rokem +6

    I'm Indonesian so I'm pretty thankful to have successfully escaped those Milwaukee sweatshops years ago

  • @tbxvividos
    @tbxvividos Před rokem +12

    As someone who is new to the channel, I had no idea what was happening when I clicked on this captain marvel review and spent 6 minutes hearing you utterly tear apart Milwaukee.
    But I live in Minnesota and thought it was hilarious.
    Also, I hate living in the northern Midwest

  • @timpriest593
    @timpriest593 Před 5 lety +396

    "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." God bless Mila Kunis, she gives that line so much more than it deserves

  • @Ajlez
    @Ajlez Před 5 lety +1671

    "This is empowering.. if you have superhuman abilities and can fly into space"

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 Před 5 lety +92

      Why didn't they set up the whole feminist angle with Black Widow? The woman taken when she was a young child, forced into a dance academy that hid a spy ring for the purpose of serving the needs of power hungry white dude who saw her as nothing more then a tool and had her spade? Seriously they dropped the ball.

    • @rikowolfin4984
      @rikowolfin4984 Před 5 lety +52

      @@jacoblevenson7934 Because that's a darker plot than they are willing to do for a solo movie and would take talent to pull off effectively, something the people who made this movie have none of.

    • @Ajlez
      @Ajlez Před 5 lety +11

      It's pretty natural to feel sad for not being able to have babies. I feel sad that I don't have any. I can't adopt. Of course, you're welcome to your feelings too.
      I don't know much about any of the origin comics, but certainly a good team could make *anything* into an intriguing movie.

    • @rikowolfin4984
      @rikowolfin4984 Před 5 lety +19

      @Adrijana Radosevic People want to have biological kids though, yes you could adopt but it's not nearly the same as making a kid of your own and be there for every moment of their lives.
      That's not to say a family can't adopt and still love their child the same, but that's not for everyone and other people have different feelings about adoption and biological children.
      Black Widow was a character who didn't have a choice about the matter, she had to be this way as it wasn't a choice she made but her government that did it to her and that's not something a person can get over just because its [insert current year].
      It doesn't matter if it's not important to you, it's important to her. It's not important to me that some one else in a story overcomes a challenge or defeats a bad guy, but I can understand a characters feelings and see how important it is to them which makes it enjoyable to watch.

    • @ChanchoMittens
      @ChanchoMittens Před 5 lety +1

      @@rikowolfin4984 isn't ScarJo supposedly as good as it gets? Can't sheen anchor it like she did the endgame movie that I didn't know she was in?

  • @mchurch72
    @mchurch72 Před 4 lety +36

    "thanks for making the world an embarassing nightmare, everyone"
    What a perfect summary of my worldview.

    • @Jeviok
      @Jeviok Před 2 lety

      The frauds have a way with words.

  • @WilliamSGe1228
    @WilliamSGe1228 Před rokem +36

    The thing I love about these guys is that they give off a look and vibe of not really giving a shit about anything, but also hitting u with some really good points about the movie they’re covering. And of course they’re also really funny

    • @blessingomebari1547
      @blessingomebari1547 Před rokem

      Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men.
      The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles.
      "Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?"
      "We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country."
      Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country.
      Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010.
      "It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."

    • @herrtrigger7220
      @herrtrigger7220 Před 10 měsíci

      They are AI generated deep fakes, replaced the actual guys when they sold the rights a year ago.

    • @nickcarter4006
      @nickcarter4006 Před 8 měsíci

      Too bad they’re white guys. :slide whistle:

  • @fandlpetroleum
    @fandlpetroleum Před 5 lety +173

    RLM on film criticism: "It's the most unimportant thing in the whole wide world." Damn that made me laugh.

  • @seth3708
    @seth3708 Před 5 lety +245

    can't believe these hacks sold out to the Milwaukee tourism dept

    • @petesandwich3246
      @petesandwich3246 Před 5 lety +23

      No gonna lie, the Bronze Fonz sold me

    • @jsc315
      @jsc315 Před 5 lety +11

      Trust me they did a better job selling Milwaukee then that shit hole ever could.

    • @lostapostle76
      @lostapostle76 Před 5 lety +9

      and they had the gall to spend the bribe money on beer not even made in Milwaukee any more.

    • @joewalter7523
      @joewalter7523 Před 5 lety +7

      They gave them beer, man! BEER!!! They're not made of stone!{:(

    • @duckrutt
      @duckrutt Před 5 lety

      @@nickbooze9766 Is that a step up or a step down from Tim Allen?

  • @dookie_12
    @dookie_12 Před 3 lety +50

    This video was recently recommended to me by internet sky screamers.
    “Dont laff at muh qween Brie!!”

    • @joejones8776
      @joejones8776 Před 3 lety +4

      Same here! 😂

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 Před 3 lety

      I could take or leave her, my only problem is the hypocrisy of RLM making fun of the same kind of critics she was talking about, but getting bitchy when she says it.

    • @ejflor1313
      @ejflor1313 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Gordy3000 you’re 100% wrong. But if you can’t see the difference between RLM’s jokes and Brie Larson’s babbling nonsense then there is no point in trying to explain it.

  • @samalton5837
    @samalton5837 Před 3 lety +86

    Came here thanks to REEEEEEEsetEra; left an upvote, RLM are awesome, ignore the trash reblog repository that is ResetEra and their nobodies, they really are worthless and complain about literally EVERYTHING! Keep doing the awesome reviews (the WW84 one was hilarious)!!

  • @lucy7th
    @lucy7th Před 5 lety +585

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!" Can you put that quote on a t-shirt?

    • @weavehole
      @weavehole Před 5 lety +10

      Well, pathetic hack that I am, you can now go on redbubble dt com and search for "embarrassing nightmare". Yeah.

  • @dimihamuzu
    @dimihamuzu Před 5 lety +194

    im indonesian.. thank you Milwaukee for keeping my childrens employed

  • @chrischatsfacts4483
    @chrischatsfacts4483 Před 3 lety +18

    "It's the least important thing in the whole wide world." That line gets me every time.

  • @theillusivefan3046
    @theillusivefan3046 Před 3 lety +119

    ResetEra IS STILL not over being assblasted about this review.

    • @pippi5000
      @pippi5000 Před 3 lety +14

      That’s why I rewatching this right now

  • @Nubbiecakes
    @Nubbiecakes Před 5 lety +187

    She said she was a girl... and I CLAPPED.

    • @interdictr3657
      @interdictr3657 Před 5 lety +20

      such strength!

    • @comment_deleted
      @comment_deleted Před 5 lety +2

      Dem cheeks?

    • @JonaOrange
      @JonaOrange Před 5 lety +4

      that is offensive, you're meant to click or else you will trigger their ptsd with all that clapping.

  • @atomiswave2
    @atomiswave2 Před 5 lety +533

    Eat the corporate slop and pretend its social justice. Hilarious.

    • @Erreul
      @Erreul Před 5 lety +1

      HILARIOUS

    • @EndsleyIV
      @EndsleyIV Před 5 lety +8

      2+2=5 dear comrades, consume your daily media rations and get to bed before glorious labour in the morning.

  • @NewRealityPill
    @NewRealityPill Před 4 měsíci +3

    Captain Marvel really opened up the wonderful world of characters. I didn't know Brie Larsson was the first character in a movie until I saw this film. The whole idea of characters in a movie is ingenious! Thank you Brie Larsson for being truly the character of all time.

  • @williamdelahunty3677
    @williamdelahunty3677 Před 3 lety +157

    Captain Marvel taught us a lot. Mostly that social justice is a terrible substitute for good writing.

    • @Heliosphan15
      @Heliosphan15 Před 3 lety +24

      And the mere act of supporting it isn’t a substitute for a moral compass!

  • @erikmoe4767
    @erikmoe4767 Před 5 lety +621

    Mike's alternate script for Captain Marvel:
    "I want to bring along my friend... black lady!"

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 Před 5 lety +20

      Nope I think thats the actual line

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 Před 4 lety +3

      @@superdooper50 i didn't 100% hate the movie i was just bored. I mostly hate SNEEZE-Larson. She's disgraced my hometown by being from there. Disgusting!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere Před 5 lety +575

    Captain Marvel power was established, in that she is powerful enough to kill Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid Před 5 lety +6

      Andrew Hershberger too funny

    • @erikskole7669
      @erikskole7669 Před 5 lety +4

      But rotten tomatoes are so squishy not to much power needed to defeat them. Just decent footwear. Squish

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 Před 5 lety +10

      Too be fair they have been screwing themselves for years. Remember the ghost busters remake?

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere Před 5 lety +7

      @Arjuna Brooklyn With the power of melting snowflakes in a single retort and head bobble!

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere Před 5 lety +17

      @Arjuna Brooklyn I'm also laughing at all the women who are embracing this corporate hogswallow as if it a powerful and well designed movie.

  • @cartoonking1789
    @cartoonking1789 Před 3 lety +229

    I had to check this review again after learning that ResetEra wants to cancel RLM for this review. Those losers are a little late to the party.

    • @Heliosphan15
      @Heliosphan15 Před 3 lety +53

      I’m sorry I don’t have the link to it, but I saw a massive thread somewhere not long after this review was posted of a bunch of social justice turds crying about how Mike and Jay didn’t like this movie. After like two pages, the raging sexism in it was literally making me nauseous. The same thing happened after the Black Panther review. People got mad at Mike and Jay because they reviewed it as a movie.

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Heliosphan15 honestly out of many reviewers RLM is so tame.

    • @connorolita5342
      @connorolita5342 Před 3 lety

      Same here my friend

    • @richardacevedo2056
      @richardacevedo2056 Před 3 lety

      same

    • @Heliosphan15
      @Heliosphan15 Před 3 lety +11

      btw, the fine people of ResetEra should probably watch the review before saying it should be canceled.

  • @doomstadt2371
    @doomstadt2371 Před 3 lety +29

    I'm waiting for the 10 minute rant shitting on Brie Larson I was told was in this video....all I got so far was a pretty decent explanation on how insulated celebrities are, and how corporations are using social justice to make more money and help approximately no one, which relevantly used Brie and all the nonsense surrounding her and this film as an example. This movie is about on the same "eh" level as Ant Man, basically good, but nothing worth raving about.

  • @ikenosis8160
    @ikenosis8160 Před 5 lety +141

    “Spider-Man turned to dust, just like Kurt Cobain.”
    -Mike Stoklasa

  • @mediocreboi
    @mediocreboi Před 5 lety +163

    A bug crawled on my screen and i thought it was part of the milwaukee add

  • @louisachalarca6494
    @louisachalarca6494 Před rokem +49

    I love how she can’t just say black girls. Brown girls. She’s like in her head walking through a minefield hahaha

  • @you_were_the_chosen_one
    @you_were_the_chosen_one Před rokem +13

    I love how they go five and a half minutes before even saying the name of the movie.

  • @creepycrunch1789
    @creepycrunch1789 Před 5 lety +2274

    Remember when none of this controversy happened when Wonder Woman came out? I miss those days...

    • @UmTois
      @UmTois Před 5 lety +177

      Yeah, gender messages were subtle and it was a reasonably good movie nonetheless.
      I really feel she shouldn't have gone full controversal mode in that interview (unless it's was on self defence).

    • @reviewmegamind6154
      @reviewmegamind6154 Před 5 lety +138

      @Munición de Sobra you're*. Also no there wasnt nearly as much to this degree

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 Před 5 lety +18

      Yea I think once people seen her in bvs most said at worst the scenes weren't needed but as far as she went the best part of the movie for many more? It's kind of funny the way bvs was received and the narrative being pushed does not match up. Most looked at WW as hope for the dceu.

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega Před 5 lety +9

      Reason #4 for why I like DC films better than Marvel.

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- Před 5 lety +67

      That's because WonderWoman was a way better made film and it's main star was way more likeable and charming than Brie what's her face?

  • @Fadzi2342
    @Fadzi2342 Před 5 lety +398

    On behalf of all Indonesians, I thank you for supporting the Indonesian economy by using our cheap labor force.

  • @notanundesirable
    @notanundesirable Před 3 lety +74

    Man, Brie Larson sounds like a fun person to be around

  • @deathwithin
    @deathwithin Před 5 lety +290

    I want the last thing i every hear to be "That's Right Jay".

    • @CLfreaksho
      @CLfreaksho Před 5 lety +13

      so, Jay, what did *you* think of deathwithin's funeral?

    • @erc1971erc1971
      @erc1971erc1971 Před 5 lety +2

      Wouldn't you rather it be Rich Evan's laugh?

    • @simonbelanger3923
      @simonbelanger3923 Před 5 lety +3

      ...and then a mumbled, semi-sarcastic, gameshow-style description of what Heaven will be like.

    • @deathwithin
      @deathwithin Před 5 lety +1

      @Alex M tru

    • @Lauv
      @Lauv Před 5 lety +3

      -Oh my god Mike! Are you choking deathwithin to death with your bare hands?
      -Thats right, Jay

  • @jbmcb
    @jbmcb Před 5 lety +227

    Here I was hoping the promo for Milwaukee would be 99% of the video, and the review would be "Eh it was OK." fade to black.

    • @pyro380
      @pyro380 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah, I was more engaged in that segment.

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 Před 5 lety +4

      "Hoping"? I full-on expected that to be the video.

  • @Thurmanation2011s
    @Thurmanation2011s Před rokem +11

    The biggest sin of this movie is how Nick Fury was handled.

  • @timothymcqueen3408
    @timothymcqueen3408 Před 2 lety +15

    This may be my favorite Half in the Bag episode ever.

  • @Werekoala1066
    @Werekoala1066 Před 5 lety +559

    I've actually been to Milwaukee and I have to say... it exists.

  • @lonewolfgamingplus379
    @lonewolfgamingplus379 Před 5 lety +801

    “Get rid of that White Dude !”
    The most hilarious line in the video, how the camera zooms into his face

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah I laughed.
      Also, you can film in 8 or 16k, then add the zoom in editing after. Then you can do shit like that, that looks spur of the moment, without the apperance of a drop in quality.

    • @RochesFan
      @RochesFan Před 2 lety +10

      26:56

    • @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent
      @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent Před rokem +1

      His delivery and the pan in fucking sent me. Had to pause it to catch my breath 😭

  • @isaacmcg4946
    @isaacmcg4946 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Jay’s intro for Captain Marvel is so incredibly funny. Best intro ever!!! “Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone”

  • @NJbldragon
    @NJbldragon Před 4 lety +15

    I'm fucking dying.
    Ice saying "I'M A MAAAAN!"
    "GET RID OF THAT WHITE DUDE!" when talking about Captain America being the "first" avenger.
    Fucking gold.

  • @Kladyos
    @Kladyos Před 5 lety +257

    I cannot wait til the X-Men reboot has Rogue take all Capt. Marvel's powers so we don't have to see her anymore.

    • @stepitup25
      @stepitup25 Před 5 lety +9

      Yes! 😂

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid Před 5 lety +6

      We can only hope

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Před 5 lety +1

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 I liked the newer Miss Marvel issue where Carol asks a fangirling Kamala to pre-imprison a bunch of people Minority Report style, actually evil actual hero is an interesting tack.
      But really, just pick a character and stick to it, so I'm hopeful MCU can do something with her.

    • @NZealand
      @NZealand Před 5 lety

      You’re fuckn pathetic

    • @ivanb4681
      @ivanb4681 Před 5 lety +1

      @The Duke I would say she'd be Charlene Xavier haha

  • @flusterdouglas9326
    @flusterdouglas9326 Před 5 lety +1624

    "I'm a MAAAAAAN!"
    *crashes into manure truck*

    • @propheci
      @propheci Před 5 lety +89

      "You can't do better than meeeeee!!!"

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer Před 4 lety +47

      I hate manure!

    • @nicholasspecialmusic
      @nicholasspecialmusic Před 4 lety +24

      Icebrand Music I JUST watched the Back to the Future trilogy for the first time last weekend. So, I understood that reference.

    • @PawsleyDirt
      @PawsleyDirt Před 4 lety +15

      Welcome to the party, pal!

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 Před 3 lety

      Nicholas Bradley I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

  • @gracedavis5936
    @gracedavis5936 Před 2 lety +4

    I regularly come back and watch this, but only the first 5 minutes where they talk about Milwaukee. Truly the best thing to come out of marvel

  • @kristacedergren7133
    @kristacedergren7133 Před 4 lety +92

    I can never forgive them for putting "Just A Girl" into that fight scene. It was so embarrassing and I was so uncomfortable the whole time. It retroactively ruined my childhood of listening to No Doubt in elementary school.

    • @Mr_Wallet
      @Mr_Wallet Před 4 lety +27

      I was baffled for that entire scene because it's the one where she's mostly fighting team members who respected her as a peer and never once even gave her a little ribbing about any aspect of her identity, let alone her gender. I could barely pay attention to the action because the whole time I was trying to figure out why they paid out for such a popular song just to drop it on a scene that has nothing to do with female empowerment.
      I can only assume they were cynically trying to be pandering, but put so little thought into it that they couldn't even do that much.

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 Před 3 lety +3

      I dunno if it was just me but the sound mix also sounded really awful in that scene for me

    • @CoopDeezer
      @CoopDeezer Před 3 lety +3

      I absolutely love that song, and I also enjoy "pop" songs being used in action scenes, but that was just so out of place. Could have easily been set up to make sense, too.

    • @pugman9672
      @pugman9672 Před 2 lety +1

      That was the one song I was praying they wouldn’t use and they did.

    • @blakecey4631
      @blakecey4631 Před 10 měsíci

      It should have been Rusty Cage

  • @temmaxtemma9570
    @temmaxtemma9570 Před 4 lety +1803

    Oh Brie, making enemies doesn't make you the hero.

  • @lordtennysonspipe1239
    @lordtennysonspipe1239 Před 5 lety +502

    "Well, Jay, it's almost summer. What are you gonna do with those six days?"

    • @lamalien2276
      @lamalien2276 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm Canadian, that makes me laugh. You do know the snow outside hasn't melted here?

    • @lordtennysonspipe1239
      @lordtennysonspipe1239 Před 5 lety

      @@lamalien2276 I live in Indiana, and we're still getting cold temps and the occasional snowfall, lol

    • @amirite
      @amirite Před 5 lety

      Even as the third rated this comment is underrated and very RLM.

  • @jeromesage
    @jeromesage Před 3 lety +29

    Katie Sackhoff should have been Captain Marvel - then her brashness comes with the requisite pathos so as to not come across as obnoxious. Just a miscast, plain and simple.

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 Před 2 lety +2

      @Quentin Goodman true but how freaking awesome was she in Battlestar Galatica??!! Lol she got me through (at least) one lockdown, brilliant show

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Před 2 lety +3

      @Quentin Goodman She was just in The Mandalorian and Longmire in the early to mid 2010's. LOL, What was RDJ back in 2008? He was a B list actor with a bad history and already in his 40's.

    • @hughJ
      @hughJ Před 2 lety

      @@BishopWalters12 In 2008 RDJ was an oscar and emmy nominated actor, Sackhoff was on a cable TV show -- there's a slight difference there. On top of that, and perhaps more importantly, Marvel was in a very different place at the time they hired RDJ -- back then they weren't signing actors to 9 picture deals with the expectation that they were going to be in the franchise for the following decade or more. Even if someone like Sackhoff (or Katheryn Winnick) were much better for the role now, I'd not be the least bit surprised if Marvel/Disney would prefer Larson because she's a decade younger and will more likely be viable 10+ years from now. I'm sure with the benefit of hindsight that Disney/Marvel would have chosen someone else, as I don't think either Larson or the Captain Marvel script served that character very well.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Před 2 lety

      @@hughJ I disagree but to each their own.

  • @KanyeWestwasRight
    @KanyeWestwasRight Před rokem +5

    hearing them describe this movie sounds like them describing something they watched on Best of the Worst.

  • @rumpleforeskin532
    @rumpleforeskin532 Před 5 lety +258

    That ringing endorsement of the city of Milwaukee was fantastic... I'm booking my vacation there immediately