Trump's Valet Tests Positive For Covid-19 As His Campaign Prepares To Deploy Their "Death Star"
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- The President won't be photographed wearing a mask, won't push states to follow the White House's own reopening guidelines, and is waging a war on information as he prepares to launch a bizarre "Star Wars"-inspired phase of his reelection campaign. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #StarWars
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Boris Johnson was infected with the virus, got quite ill, was hospitalized, got well.
He at least had the sense and decency to thank the health care workers and say what a great job they did.
If trump should get sick, hospitalized and survive, he will probably thank his uniquely fantastic immune system and talk about what an incredibly great job it did.
And Dr. Borstein will proclaim Trump as the most virus resistant person to have ever lived.
omg that's actually so absolutely fucking highly likely. Probably so say that US have sufficient ventilators cos he's got one and so he did a "great" job preparing for the pandamic.
Bigly
I'd accidentally on purpose stand on the air hose.
@Paula R Gulp
“He’s gone from being a birther to a deather, and if there was any justice he’d be a lifer.”
And he’ll never be a truther.
cuz he's always been a liar
Well said!
Right on the spot 👊
Give him to ME! I WILL make him a Truther, and enter him into the Jamal Khashoggi Memorial Weight-Loss Program. And he will NOT be a lifer, just a bleeder.
or a winner!, he will get his!.
The Republican party is like the Cartel. As long as you're part of the group, you can commit any crime you want because other Republicans will protect you.
And ofcourse the Democrats have never done that. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Forgot the Clintons already? LOL.
@@johnbrowne3950 the Clintons? You really want to play that game? But, but what about Hillary's emails and Obama's tan suit! You
Angela, they’ll always play the “look over here” bullshit. I miss the Clintons and the Obamas. Whole intelligent sentences will be gladly welcomed back.
@@johnbrowne3950 Great. A treasonous murderer points at a jaywalker and says "but what about him?"
SQUIRREL ! deflection , distraction and cover the rest with a heavy coat of propaganda . the coin of the realm . the truth and anyone who speaks it and stands up to the liars are considered the enemy of this administration . what a time to be alive . it's time to pick sides , and not rep. or dem. , but right and wrong , good or evil . YHVH ,God help us all .
First and probably the last time in my life I'll ever advocate for Axl Rose as a more informed and cogent political candidate than the incumbent. Welcome to the jungle, indeed.
No shit, right? Or, on second thought there's a lot of s***. We are absolutely drowning in doo doo.
“My personal valet has CoronaVirus? I wouldn’t know. Barely knew the guy, I think he was an errand boy. I wear masks all the time. I was backstage, totally wearing a mask, when Chief Honeywell came up to me and said, 'Sir, Sir, you don't need a mask, you're the healthiest President in history! My 401K is also up 800,000% because of you!' Mr. Honeywell then started crying. Big , strong man, never cried in his life, believe me!”
JAWS 😂😂😂.... it’s funny because it’s true!😩😩😩😩
Most underappreciated comment of this section.
LMFAO
This is so perfect
Right on brother! Well said!
@jaws,nice one there with the sir sir,trump's favorite,he's so full of it
4:06: "He's gone from being a birther to a deather, and if there was any justice, he'd be a lifer." Priceless!
What does "lifer" mean? I'm Australian and sometimes US English bamboozles me.
@@nni9310 Prison for life...
Shouldn't Hillary also be in prison? They need coed prisons to put those two together. Imagine the babies.
@@lepetitroquet9410 Thank you.
Oh America you never cease to entertain... even in the darkest time.
- Canada
I'll say one thing to that, we need some more Letterkenny to get us through this dark time. Greatest show ever! Thank you Canada! You guys are the best. Much love and apologies on our end for this retard president we're stuck with. Fortunately he can't live forever.
Melissa Sirois the fallacy of your rather smug school of thought is that Trump can just as easily screw up your country as he can screw up ours... you're not safe from Trump in Canada either.
@@willritter4076 WTF? I think you're projecting something weird in your twisted mind.
Sorry about Ritter, Canada.
She's not wrong. I'm also from Canada and our government is doing a good job with Covid-19. The states are doing good but the national government is definitely not. It amazes me how leaders are bluntly messing up and continue to do so. They'd be removed up here for those kind of decisions. I just want to say that I hope it all turns around for you guys, we still love you, and wish you the best! We'll all get out of this eventually.
@@willritter4076 who's talking about Trump...I was talking about the great Twitter battle with Axel Rose and whoever that Republican guy was...
"Throw the chicken bucket in and slam the door before you lose a hand!" Ha ha!
Lose it to him falling on it, or what?
Lmao! Seriously I laughed out loud.
The Justice Department has really lowered the Barr.
Imagine how great that sentence would be if you only added another 6 words: ".... into a lake of boiling sulfur."
We currently have the worst attorney general in history, Barr none...
William walks into a Barr......
The only thing this A.G is good for is Barring immigrants from entering the country.....
William sure does love his Barr food.....
You're welcome folks 😉
President Trump in recent weeks has sought to block or downplay information about the severity of the coronavirus pandemic as he urges a return to normalcy and the rekindling of an economy that has been devastated by public health restrictions aimed at mitigating the outbreak.
With polls showing most consumers still afraid to venture out of their homes, the Trump administration has intensified its efforts to soothe some of those fears through a messaging campaign that relies on tightly controlling information about a virus that has proven stubbornly difficult to contain.
“If the message were to go out with complete objectivity, it would be disastrous for Trump,” said Max Skidmore, a political science professor at the University of Missouri at Kansas City and the author of a book on presidential responses to pandemics. “So he is doing his best to prevent experts from speaking out or using their expertise, and he’s simply trying to divert attention.”
Trump’s information-control tactics are being replicated in states across the country, where governors are lifting stay-at-home orders against the advice of public health officials. Governors in Georgia, Texas, Iowa and elsewhere have been praised by Trump as they ignored recommendations from doctors and health officials in their states to begin phased reopenings.
States such as Florida have limited or redacted public information about their coronavirus deaths.
Administration officials say the moves reflect a shift, driven by Trump, away from focusing on the health challenges caused by the pandemic and toward restarting economic activity and pulling the country out of recession. The evolution is being driven in part by the political calendar, with just six months before voters decide the president’s fate.
While Trump reversed course Wednesday and declared that the White House coronavirus task force would continue indefinitely, its public-facing role had already been curtailed.
The task force’s daily press briefings, which previously featured key health experts alongside Trump, have been reduced and reconfigured to showcase the newly appointed White House press secretary while other events are staged to highlight the president conferring with business owners.
The administration also has not released guidelines from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that have been in the works for weeks and offered advice on how to reopen certain businesses and facilities. The CDC, which has seen its public role significantly downsized since the early days of the crisis, continues to play a more limited part in the coronavirus response than it has in previous viral outbreaks, according to experts and administration officials. That has unnerved some lawmakers and public health experts.
“Irony around CDC not issuing it’s reopen guidance, whatever the reason, is a lot of business literally can’t reopen without it because CDC is a de facto regulator in a public health crisis,” Scott Gottlieb, former commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration, wrote Thursday on Twitter. “CDC must publish its umbrella document to publish more detailed industry specific guidance.”
The limits of Trump’s ability to shape the public’s understanding of his coronavirus response could be tested next week, as major congressional hearings featuring career government health officials are set to take place. Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s top infectious-disease expert and a member of Trump’s task force, is one of several officials scheduled to testify before a Senate committee on May 12.
Fauci has regularly contradicted Trump’s sunny descriptions of the crisis and described the administration’s early testing efforts as “a failing.”
While the White House blocked Fauci from testifying before the Democratic-controlled House, its blanket policy of limiting congressional testimony has not stopped the oversight process. A senior government scientist who filed a whistleblower complaint alleging that the Department of Health and Human Services made critical mistakes in the weeks before the outbreaks ramped up into a pandemic is expected to testify before a House committee next week.
Rick Bright, former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, said in his complaint that his early efforts to take proactive measures against the virus “encountered resistance from HHS leadership, including Secretary Alex Azar, who appeared intent on downplaying this catastrophic event.” Trump has tried to dismiss Bright - who was demoted from his position after his warnings - as a “disgruntled” employee.
But the White House’s effort to tightly control which officials are allowed to testify before Congress has been criticized by Democrats and some Republicans. Rep. Tom Cole (Okla.), the top Republican on a House panel that requested Fauci’s appearance, said Wednesday that it would have been “useful to this country” to hear from the high-profile member of the president’s coronavirus task force.
The administration released multiple statements this week disavowing a draft report that projected as many as 3,000 daily coronavirus deaths beginning on June 1. The report, which carried a CDC logo and was featured in a Federal Emergency Management Agency briefing, had not been vetted by the White House, McEnany said. On Tuesday, a day after the White House attacked the report, the United States recorded more than 2,400 coronavirus deaths.
An alternative “cubic” model, produced by the White House Council of Economic Advisers, was widely panned by economists and health experts after it appeared to show coronavirus deaths plunging toward zero by May 15. There has been no such plunge, and outside of New York, cases continue to rise nationally. There have been more than 1.2 million cases and 74,000 deaths recorded in the United States, the largest totals in the world.
The steadily high number of coronavirus cases and the growing death count have stood in sharp contrast to Trump’s cheerful language about reopening the economy. The president has encouraged several states to begin relaxing stay-at-home orders even though they have failed to meet benchmarks from the White House’s own guidelines. Those guidelines encourage states to wait to see a decline in cases over a two-week period before relaxing social distancing measures.
The president has blamed widespread testing for the high number of positive cases and continues to dismiss governors’ and public health experts’ persistent calls for more testing before relaxing social distancing restrictions. “In a way, by doing all of this testing, we make ourselves look bad,” Trump told reporters Wednesday. On Thursday he told reporters testing was “overrated.”
Skidmore, whose 2016 book “Presidents, Pandemics and Politics” describes presidential leadership during health crises as critical, said Trump’s push to turn the battle against the coronavirus into a form of information warfare will ultimately fail. “It will work for some people, but he can’t get over the fact that many, many people are dying - and they’re dying on his watch,” Skidmore said. “Too many people are dying, and that’s the fact that he can’t cover up however much he tries.”
Source:www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-tightens-grip-on-coronavirus-information-as-he-pushes-to-restart-the-economy/2020/05/07/d4a05e42-9068-11ea-a9c0-73b93422d691_story.html
Attorney general Barr / DOJ is saying to the judge they would like this case to be dropped. Why? They are trying to do this so Trump can easily pardon him. I don't think the Judge is just going to fucking let them just have their way! and say let's drop it!! Not going to happen, because Flynn admits it to the judge he lied. Then William Barr comes trying to change the narrative and says that he was set up by the FBI investigator is fucking astonishing!!! they're about to have a bad day Trust and Believe.
James Bullo On election day, Let us not forget that it was every Republican Senator that voted for bar’s confirmation!
When Axl Rose is the coherent one...
Axl Rose is actually a really smart guy. He may have his issues, but he's definitely not stupid.
Caryn Code oh that’s a good one
@Raoul Fleckman There are different forms of intelligence. Someone can make great art (like writing excellent songs) but can be a complete idiot with other things. Someone can be a creative artist but for example be terrible in mathematics.
That said, I remember I read years ago an article about Axl Rose, where they stated that he has a pretty high IQ (don't remember the exact number they gave him). Oh, and he has excellent taste in music!!! 😁😁😁
@@mori1bund That makes me think of Kanye, who is considered a musical great/genius but is a looney with almost everything else
The day has come when Axl Rose is more logical than our government leaders.
I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate old-school music would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PENNY LANE by the Beatles and VIENNA by Billy Joel on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace, stay safe and VOTE BLUE.
Yep. Bravo, Axl Rose for calling Mnuisance out.
We're truly in Hell.
Hats off to Axel Rose.
Pretty scary world
Maybe the valet licked the knobs and desk in the oval office... Hey, everyone has to have a dream...
Well to work for trump willingly means they have to lick some knobs.
sillypinkewe Knobs, noobs....nutters...
It’s wrong to wish death on a another human being but what the heck 🤷🏾♀️
@@TheJamandberries I agree, you should not wish death on another human being. Fortunately, the operative word is "human...", so I'm good. 😜😂👍🤦
Fair Witness - Ha Ha!! Just hope the valet & those who have had contact go into self isolation for 14 days -
actually - stuff it - ..... take care, regards from New Zealand
Wtf is up with the government
Chump is in charge, that’s what’s wrong
There's a government?
This is not a government, it’s a criminal enterprise.
They're all idiots
It is run by out of touch baby boomers who think party loyalty is more important than humanism
"Denying the deaths of Americans is next-level cruel. It's also not gonna work."
Someone's forgetting that President "I don't want a damn cent going to that island" has already done that with thousands of Americans in Puerto Rico during Hurricane Maria.
Thank you! People seem to have forgotten what happened there!
They all ran to Massachusetts.
I’ll never forget what he did with Puerto Rico, or that all his Republican yes men let him get away with it. I’m forever done with the Republican Party. They’re over.
Hey remember when Trump declared a national emergency in an attempt to get funding for the wall?
Funny how he's forgotten about that national emergency thing now, eh.
True
He's killing us intentionally. It's part of his eugenics program.
He is killing us intentionally. And his "understanding" of eugenics could be the reason. But how does he imagine that his frail constituency of old white men will survive? Even the Texas lieutenant governor said old people ought to be willing to sacrifice themselves to trump's economy. Well, let every member of trump's regime who is male and over sixty line up to volunteer. A lot of mixed messages, huh?
No He's Not. He's The Only One Trying To Help Us Get Through This.
What a world we live in. Axl Rose is the voice of reason and "hole" gets a bleep but not ass.
Standards & Practices won't let them use the whole word, but can use "ass", so, they all bleep the "hole". Or they clean it up by saying "A-hole"... SNL couldn't use "dick" for "Dick in a Box", but, they found that the bleeps made it funnier.
@@igorschmidlapp6987 people literally use Dick as a nickname for Richard but you can't say it on a TV show? :D "bleep, can you bring me a glass of water please?" XD
Ass is an animal, arse is the posterior end of the human body. 😉
That was such a great slam. Flag of Liberia??? No wonder the economy is shit.
NuncNuncNuncNunc In the immortal words of George Carlin: “You can prick your finger but you can’t finger your pri...”(bleep).
The Death Star tweet and trump playing “live and let die” at the mask factory in Arizona has me 100% convinced that this can’t be real life.
Sorry...😔It's real
If life is a simulation, please, turn it off. Wait? It isn't? Wow.
Malik Phillips Don’t think Paul McCartney will be too pleased
Malik Phillips trust me...this is ALL real. Remember these moments in history because Hollywood is going to make ALL of this into the biggest movie ever told. I’m 100% convinced.
Wow that Death Star reference is equally as cringy as Kathleen Kennedy.
Trump: Testing is unnecessary. Gets tested daily.
Garden Maniac Hmmmmm, Wondering how ‘reliable ‘ HIS daily test results are? 🤔
I dunno why the president is so upset, this being a hoax and all...
He's got a solid case of the emperor's new clothes.
Coronavirus: "Dammit, so close!"
Trump and Barr (in unison): "Hah! Nice try, loser."
Cholesterol: "It's okay, I got this."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect!
🤣🤣🤣
We couldn't do worse. Trump is not only incompetent, but a huge corrupting influence. Crooks, grifters, and war criminals are elevated and people who have integrity are attacked, punished, and pushed out.
Techvi except for Biden, Sanders, Warren, Pelosi, Mayor Pete...
@@Techvi A rock hard, stone cold horse turd would be preferable to Trump at this point.
He's got a Weaver Bird nest on the top of his head and a candy corn colored tan but he thinks a mask will make him look ridiculous.
#SoFarBeyondVain
Hahaha! So true.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s afraid the bronzer will rub off on the mask.
He’d look much better with a paper bag over his head.
@Ray Bosanko Imbleach Trump because he Lysol the time!
@Kris Moodley 👍
Didnt know that "Land of the Free" means that criminals dont get imprisoned in the USA.
It was always ironic really, seeing how we've had more of our citizens in prison than any other country but call ourselves the singular "free" country.
"Fortunately, the White House fan is so caked with poop, it no longer spins" lol
That Death Star tweet was some serious next-level lack of self awareness.
Or they plan to shut down the networks and broadcast OANN State TV
Think's he will look ridiculous? That boat has sailed.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"baby chick who just burned the barn on fire" LOL
Lucky too funny!!!
Luckily, Melania has been practicing social distancing for years now.
Yes he sure mastered it, alright lol
You are doing a wonderful job with these most difficult broadcasts from home. Do not be disheartened or frustrated. Your viewers are still here watching.
And laughing!
Axl Rose owned his ass.
Trump's so vain... he thinks this song is about him.
I was born in '77 so I only ever knew the Faster Pussycat - 80s Hair Metal version of this song. czcams.com/video/41zKVmk4z8Q/video.html
Imagine my surprise when I learned it was Carly Simon and has literally decades of speculation about who she was talking about. (I was today years old when I learned this piece of info. I AM a little ashamed even granted that Faster Pussycat was an underrated 80s hair band (GnR level) and their cover is a ROCK SOLID cover of the song musically. Still I've had 30+ years to figure this one out...)
@Brass Razoo Actually, by my count, he's bankrupted about 21 companies (not even counting his casinos), all within 18 months of opening. He's definitely some kind of genius. Who does that?
He thinks everything is about him
Squeedow he’s a narcissist...they don’t care about anyone except themselves
@Jewels Star Apparently I'm dense...
"Boofing Sunshine" is a great band name...
Debra Womack I was literally thinking the same thing!
Every time the orange clown falsely blames Obama for something, it just makes me miss President Obama more.
@Paula R
....Could you at least spell 'flu' correctly before shitting out your ignorant word vomit?
@Paula R Oh Paula, Paula, you are the perfect example of the stupidity of the orange chimpanzee followers!
Thank you, I was a little bored but you managed to make me laugh!
@Paula R You can lie about positive tests, but you can't hide the bodies. Excess all-cause mortality:
www.ft.com/content/a26fbf7e-48f8-11ea-aeb3-955839e06441
@@sleepyprinny That's pretty presumptuous of you. Do you have any scientific studies to back up your claim that sunlight DOESN'T kill viruses originating from fireplaces?
@Paula R Oh another troll. Let me, an "uneducated" one educate you.
First off, dude... for someone who yell that others is uneducated you're bad at writing.
Second, lets say what you said is the truth. Is that the way to convince other people to accept an information? Either your "education" is very bad or you don't have capacity to use it in an argument (which mean it's failed)
Third, a claim that something is a lie must be backed by by showing the true one, it will be more believable even if someone "uneducated" like me said that you're a troll while give a link to said chart. www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/global-covid-19/world-map.html?CDC_AA_refVal=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cdc.gov%2Fcoronavirus%2F2019-ncov%2Fcases-updates%2Fworld-map.html not a chart but related info with many useful thing, better than none eh?
Fourth, Goat? Pawpaw fruit? If it's a troll/sarcasm then ill just r/whoosh myself for not getting it.
Fifth, Your is used for owning/having something like "Your education is questionable" instead of "Your brainwashed" in contrary You're is used to pointed out things like "You're the who need to get their brain washed if there's any" instead of "You're -" forgive me, you didn't even write using you're. I'm afraid this is too trivial for your level of "education"
Edit : Grammar, I'm sure an educated one like you will not making mistakes.
Edit 2 : Typo, damn being uneducated is so hard. My wish to get better and reflect on myself kicking me. You have it too, right?
Thanks Axl. All sane people must stand up to trump. VOTE 2020!! Blue 🌊!!
"boofing sunshine" is the most amazing combination of words I've ever heard.
"Baby chick that just set the barn on fire!" I'm still cry'n.
It's not just American citizens that are dying; It's also our Democracy.
That's long dead. Those of us in the rest of the world see it clearly as fact. We want nothing of the US's way of doing, well, anything. It's thoroughly corrupt, dishonest, racist to the core, violent, artificial, illogical, self-destructing, and arrogant. The US is the world's cringe-worthy laughingstock at the moment.
@@numbereightyseven Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel.
@@djsosonut lol
@@djsosonut it is true though. The only people that think america is so great are the ones it oppresses the most. How little americans know about the rest of the world is astounding because as far as most of them are concerned every country should be like america... broken.
numbereightyseven You’re partly right. What you’re saying is largely true of a significant portion of the country. Unfortunately, due to several quirks of our electoral process, these people’s votes count for more because they are spread out between more states, despite making up roughly half (or less than) the population. For the same reason they are also at an advantage in the senate, where each state gets two senators no matter the population. And their willingness to play dirty by redrawing voting districts in their favor whenever they gain power means they get an outsized influence in smaller elections as well.
*But* look at how my state California, for example, conducts itself and you’ll find that we’d be considered reasonably liberal even by the rest of the world’s standards. This is true of pretty much the entire west coast. And though I am less familiar with their politics, it seems to be largely true in the north east as well. And these two regions are the most heavily populated in the entire country.
I guess what I’m saying is that I can’t entirely blame you for thinking as you do because that *is* largely what we have presented to the rest of the world in recent decades. But such an extreme view lacks nuance and conflates those in power with the people as a whole.
Oh God. Let's hope he spit in it. I can imagine how he treats his personal valet.
YES!
Let's hope the valet will be fine. Otherwise tRump won't be able to dress himself.
Come of Donny, A Fn Valet? What are you, POTUS or a 17th century aristocrat?
4:48 I have no idea why but "baby chick who just set the barn on fire" broke me. I had to pause to laugh for like a minute XD
5:44 "Eric: I'm NOT your father!" ROFL!
He is only going to be worried when it is the valet that handles the orange spray paint.
Paula R The drugs you speak of cause more harm that good. I’ll pass on a heart attack thanks. STFU!
@Paula R lol
@Paula R
Poor thing. Your Faux is leaking
@@DQ_Forever Your comment made me burst out loud LMAO thanks :)
@Paula R So, how do you get internet in your doomsday bunker?
“Who’s the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan Kenobi
The fool is the one that doesn’t realize the power of the high ground.
The guys watching Colbert. He’s quite literally a clown for a living. He’s been wrong about everything he’s said for 3.5 years.
snap patruce um, that includes you since you’re here.
@@snappatruce wrong about everything?? lol that sums up everything about you
basically Trump's last deflect ever
Go Axl! We need to keep calling them on their crap!
"...drive a nail with your eyeball..." got me. Laughed out loud!
“The Department of Justice has departed from justice” would have worked, too.
I honestly never thought I would like Axl Rose. I will admit I was wrong.
I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate old-school music would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PENNY LANE by the Beatles and VIENNA by Billy Joel on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace, stay safe and VOTE BLUE.
He's been awesome for a long time. I've heard he's a bit of an ahole but for the right reasons.
What a world we live in.
Same. That was hilarious.
Maybe the clown can try some of his miracle cures.
BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship. VOTE BLUE
Trump isn't Darth Vader. He's not even Dark Helmet.
He definitely doesn't have the Schwartz, lol
Everybody got that???
He wouldnt even be Kylo Ren :P
Lol , yup. Vader would felt insulted
I love that Axl Rose called out Mnuchin on Twitter, especially just one day after "Live and Let Die" was blaring while Trump went maskless at the mask factory!! 😉
“It’s called bouffing sunshine” lmao thank you for making me smile during these dark times! We love you Stephen!
let's hope the valet did what every waiter does, spit in the hamburger of the customer
" he was an innocent man".... Dude, he admitted to lying himself.
John Oliver is going to have a field day with the Axl Rose tweet.
Very funny that Axl Rose makes more sense than the secretary of the treasury in the trumpet ministration or should I say very sad for all of us in the USA
Come on covid, you're so close...
I love that I can sit in quarantine and LOL - thanks for the great humor!!!!!!
Ironically, the White House is a new coronavirus hotspot.
"Hes so vane, that he thinks if he does the right thing, he'll be mocked!"
I mean... Hes not wrong there... Fox news mocked obama for wearing a helmet on a bike ride
And really, they were mocking him for being black while in office.
@owatahfuhlyem It's irrelevant unfortunately, as long as the right people think it's a reputable news source, it's a reputable news source.
If facts worked, Trump wouldn't be in office.
You couldn't be more correct. Like a vane he changes with the weather.
Tom Smith Lol! To really appreciate your pun , a person has to know the difference between “ vain” ( vanity) and a weather vane! Good one, buddy! You
kate winston “ vain”, not a weather “ vane”
This was an absolutely hilarious monologue, even by Colbert’s consistently high standard. I needed it today!
Yep, that's exactly how I feel, every morning, when I'm trying to summon enough courage to face yet another day of t-RUMP....Like I've driven a spike through a 4in slab of oak with my eyeball...
"he fears he would look ridiculous in a mask"
Has he ever looked into a mirror? He looks ridiculous 24/7, actually the mask might even improve his looks. The uneven orange glaze, the polyester filling that is his hair, the ridiculously long ties etc. Everything about this guy screams tasteless.
He could wear a black mask and look like a pumpkin dressed for halloween!
And if he's worried about people using the image in attack ads, someone should tell him about Photoshop.
Not a fan of Axl Rose, until now. Hurray for him!
Tom Boughan Ikr? Could’ve knocked me over w/ a feather. Right on Axl
Right I would have thought he was a trump support
Axl F is fine. Especially with the frog.
m.czcams.com/video/k85mRPqvMbE/video.html
Same lol
@@Maximus-pd9kl Who do you think he is, Ted Nugent? lol
The bucket of chicken joke was hilarious
Wait “I like people who weren’t captured” is now supporting someone who was caught? Well yes, that tracks
Agree. I thought the same when I heard him state that Flynn is an even greater hero.
Stephen Colbert isn't really in the position to judge anyone he's the pathetic white bread suburbanite with no life.
Let’s see ... attack a factual point with an _ad hominem_ ... clearly I sense a Trump wannabe around here.
@Dylan L ya cuz u were there right? Moron
@Dylan L also he was called 'Hanoi Hilton Songbird' based on a statement from a political activist who probably wasn't even in the Vietnam, he just claims he was for a year without a record. PolitiFact debunked him a long time ago.
I actually love this casual format! Both normal and casual are great, but this just feels more personal. Keep up the great work Stephen!
I'm replying in 2022. I came here because I miss this format.
Please Covid-19, take that one final step we need.
Of course he's going to question whether the deaths actually happened! (4:02) Remember Puerto Rico.
_"He's gone from being a birther to a deather -- and if there was any justice, he'd be a lifer."_
Florida hurricane season ad: "Visit the sunshine state, it will blow you away " 😂😂😂😂
The glasses at the frontline made me laugh much more than they should.
To anyone who reads this, I hope you and your family are happy and healthy, and that you get through this safely, stay strong, we can and will get through this together.
So sweet same to you and family
Reporter: Why didn't you wear a mask at the mask factory.
Trump: I wore a mask you just didn't see it.
Um he does know that was the punch line for the The Emperor's New Clothes.
That's what he looks like right now. A naked king parading around in his "new n innovative armour" or whatever thinking he's such a gem, while the public watch him knowing the truth but not being able to do much. Oh what a day has come..
Oh, aren't you smart, cutting down President Trump from your computer.. Have you prayed, sincerely prayed for this man with the right heart attitude? ...............Angie
Share Bright Light I’ve prayed, but so far he’s still alive
@@ShareBrightLight I've prayed that he gets the "right heart attitude" that comes from gobbling down all that junk food and sitting on his fat ass all day. Btw don't you have to go lick some country gravy off a plate or shine the mudflaps on your pickup?
Fox News didn’t see it either.
On a serious note: a reform on the education system of several countries is the most important goal after this pandemic. The idea that political leaders are so little educated in science and math is haunting - and I'm not talking only about Trump. Even NY mayor and governor, now heroes, tried to argue with the health dept. people in the beginning of the pandemic ( czcams.com/video/nVM_2rD9DlY/video.html ) even though the CDC has a manual first published in 1996 with guidelines in situations like we're living. Why would someone argue with the CDC - probably the best CDC in the world?
In addition, Americans need to be educated in logic, reasoning, psychology and how to recognize a lying, fascist, authoritarian, sociopath, who wants to take away their rights and destroy Democracy. When some blowhard contradicts himself in his own statement, promises you the moon and more for less money, you might want to think twice before voting for him as President. The American educational system definitely needs an overhaul. But then again, maybe you can't fix stupid no matter how hard you try.
@@sandras7029 Should have added..."Repeatedly contradicts himself"
Reference point: I graduated from High school in 1972. The adults in the nation, up to then, were educated in a system that resulted in progressive changes. Then came RMN.
A friend of mine lost his mother to Covid-19 two weeks ago, and some of his friends who just days ago were giving condolences are now telling him, "Maybe she died because, you know, she had asthma and stuff." Disgusting thing to do to a grieving family.
Yes, it's difficult to wrap my head around the thoughtless, ignorant statements people are making related to Covid-19 death to family and friends. Just when I think I have heard the worst, some new low tips the scales further.
That's awful
"He's gone from a Birther to a Deather and if there was any Justice, he'd be a Lifer."
Yeah, je's got a a Barr for that. To make sure there is no Justice, only Just Trump.
“Throw the chicken in & close the door before you lose a hand” - hilarious mental picture
Right?!?! That's the image I had!!
Ar Jun It paints quite an image indeed! 😂
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I love stephen!!!! The light to these dark days God bless you Mr Colbert
"Frog that was kissed and turned into a Toady" Soooooo True!
The Liberian flag had me ROFLMAO.
Me too, in a sad way.. Axl Rose can spot this but a high-ranking govt. official cannot? No wonder "the check's STILL in the mail" for millions of U.S. Citizens...
All you had to do was type “flag” into Google and up popped the flag of Liberia!!! I wasn’t the only one looking, clearly!
I swear, moments like these 12 minutes are the only thing that make me feel better about this administration and time in US history. Thank you, Steven for absolutely destroying so many terrible people.
It's always the little guy that suffers first :(
I swear the impressions are Trump are on point!!! It’s hilarious
He's afraid his orange face will rub off on the white mask.
Sandi Billingsley VOTE Blue!! End the whole gop swamp in november!!
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#accurate
😅😆🤣orange tan line.
Just like he soaks his entire bed sheets every night 😂
There wont be much resistance with pushing the swab in, I should imagine it's pretty hollow in there.
The pre-show chatter reminded me of the way Tom Snyder used to open the Tomorrow show on NBC late nights in the 70’s. Just yapping with the crew; it was awesome.
Thank you for raising my spirits, if even for a little while. Bless you! 💕
He's a murderer. Lock him up.
I'd vote for that. Someone start a poll.
A charge of murder requires means, motive, and intent to stick. While control over pandemic response could serve as means, he lacks any sort of initiative to manifest motive, and any sort of cognition to develop intent.
Maybe we could get him on negligent homicide or manslaughter. We can also have him in prison for fraud, emoluments, extortion, kidnapping, and gross incompetence (which is technically a tort with criminal penalties).
@@Chunkboi why not just use some corrupt lawyers and judges to all say guilty. Like he's used to evade any kind of investigation or impeachment...
usern4metak3ns The problem is that we’d need lawyers, judges, and a jury that AREN’T corrupt in order to find him guilty. The corrupt ones are the ones letting him off, as we’ve seen before.
@@Chunkboi no the uncorrupt don't exist. So corrupt them in the opposite direction of equital.
I've been an idealistic before. Honest uncorrupt people don't exist.
Manuchin didn’t realized that he was getting “IN THE RING” with AXL.. Don’t stop AXL from exposing these lying mother efforts.
@ Themachine You seem to have mistaken The Vegetable That Walks Like A Man for an actual *man.* There is no "A" in Mnuchin.
Interesting side note: It is probably a Russian name. Should we suggest he buy a vowel?
EDIT: see 7:47
I am thinking of you Americans people are watching and care very much love from Australia stay safe
Freaking fantastic.
just don't turn this into a civil war though...axl would really stand up for it with the flag in his undies..
You go axy,so. Proud of you standing up to such another stupid !!!!we the people love you , I agree ,write a song about these stupids!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙😎😎😎😎😎😎
""Bad news about Grandpa, he wasn't real"" CLASSIC
Stephen seems so much happier since working from home. Sincerely happy and loved up. Bless his socks. It’s genuinely heartwarming to see at the mo
Wow I can't believe I missed the fact that Mnuchin used the Liberian flag rather than the US one; now that Liberian comment by Axl makes sense and Mnuchin looks even more silly lol
EDIT: Wait I didn't - it's because Mnuchin deleted the original and re-commented with the proper one LOL
Yes, it was deleted apparently either He caught the mistake (unlikely) or someone maybe point it out. Pathetic and funny at the same time! LoL!
"Frog that was kissed and turned into a toadie." Yes. Just perfect desription.
I loved the "add a set of truck nuts!" LMAO! 🤣
Filming with your family is probably the biggest gift you could have gotten
Prepare for denial, followed by anger, then some sort of self praise or justification
“Boofing on sunshine” immediately made me blast coffee through my nose. Brilliant! 😂
That one got me and "truck nuts!" 🤣
Best part was him visibly stopping and thinking about whether he wanted to go for the high note in "trump voice"
"Eric, I'm not ur father"……
LMAO😂😂😂
I am in tears literally. My neighbors probably think I've finally cracked up..🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜 I feel judged when I go outside for Sun therapy🤣🤣🤣
This is now the United States of every criminal is innocent as long as they pay Trump.
As long as you're white
Yep even covid bug is a free jail card cause trump is making lots of money with him.
BIDEN '020 to stop the dictatorship. VOTE BLUE
@@willritter4076 Do you think you can remove a dictator by voting? How does that work in Russia & the PRC, then?
@@willritter4076 2020 trump to stop dems dictatorship.
Axel Rose, you are my hero!!! How eloquent and on point you were in addressing that Mnuchin. I admire your style.
I'm glad Stephen translated Axel's tweet into English for us.
"General who sent his glasses to the front line" cracked me up!
this is one of the classic monologues. love it