Do It In Japanese (369) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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This week we've got Oscars, Presidents, Tyson v Paul, and some wonderfully stupid people! (including the host)
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0:00 Oscar wrap-up
3:57 a Yeezy shirt & John Cena
8:35 Royal Match
13:00 Cows and Chris's diet
14:36 The Gentlemen
16:41 Indian workouts
19:39 Is Chris racist?
21:35 Trump's Oscar post
23:35 Yeezy shirt unhappiness
25:06 Being dumb
29:39 The stolen bag
33:50 The future of being dumb
37:40 On sight!
38:20 Sexy Redd
39:30 Paul / Tyson
42:50 Checking in on Lil Dump
44:30 10% of our brain
53:08 Holy smokes & Sam Rockwell
55:18 Suck of the Union - Zábava
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This was the funniest episode yet!! They get better and better I’m crying laughing
Absolutely loveeeeee when me and my lady are watching a new movie and she's asking me what's going on like I wrote the shit
🤣
"369?"
"Damn things fine?"
"No, dude!"
God bless the Dawgs.
those aren't the lyrics
@@jondaniel6948 if u know, u know. #MSSP
@@GenesysRider23 blessed be..
So... You're not an undercover cop?
The 1930’s guy not understanding male feelings had me cracking up in line at the gas station 😂
Got that Vyvanse energy
Vyvanse on top of 4 shots over ice energy
53:51 this clip is the FUNNIEST thing ever lmfaoooooo
“Dementia? … that’s a breath of fresh air dude!” - I lost it! 😂😂😂😂
I am literally CRYING laughing about this 10% discussion. Unreal
I tried to explain what I think the disconnect is
czcams.com/video/_D_TVig3qJU/video.htmlsi=tDus3z7Dps4Delze
Scrolling for pods..and my man comes through.
facts there is honestly nobody else I want to watch right now other than matt and chris
Theo?
@@LukeWalker-eb1cq
Dany Jones podcast is great formerly "koncrete".
Also Julian Dorey podcast, neither comedy but they have some of the coolest guests in podcasts today.
With no Dents
Gay
Bro that's Micheal Beasley. He's a basketball player that invented weed.
32:57 I’m with you on that one Chris😂😂
I love this podcast so much
I worry about those who don’t know to talk during non-dialogue scenes. This was another awesome episode! Thanks again, sir!
33:20 Man that’s just gold
This was a good one Chris! Keep up the energy! Eating Hamburgers is definitely insane.
Da burger part is definitely me 😂😂💯💯💯YYYEEEESSSSS DUDE💯💯🙏🙏
Chris you have been a constant in my life for the last 3 years. Thank you for bringing me joy all these years.
This one was a good one chrissy
😊 That "Holly smokes" dude is an absolute LEGEND!!!!
Upload is perfect timing for french toast!!! aaaaaaand I hear your coming here to san Diego as soon as the pod starts !!!! yessssssssss #bestdayever
The Dunning -Kruger effect is what we are seeing in that 10% brain clip. "I see dumb people.... They don't know they are dumb" 🤣
It doesn't even need to be related to Dunning Kruger effect. This is just pure stupidity, first and foremost. He's going to have similarly incompetent takes on nearly any subject
Every movie was Jurassic Park!! 😂
Yay!! See you in San Diego!!
"Imagine Beethoven" 😂😂😂
Thank you for another hilarious hour of my week. I always remember why I watch/listen to this podcast. Congratulations for Life! I wish everyone could relate to this $hït like I do. Dementia is a vacation I can't wait for too. Love u buddy 😂
14:25, "I'll leave a wake of Dead Bodies!" Haha!
Hell yeah. Listening at 5am on truck day. Always look forward to it.
Hahaha! My name is Dave. Spelled P-a-u-l. That’s hilarious.
Great episode.
I was working on a project outside my house listening to this. I had to take breaks because this was so funny!
Best one YET!
7:37 😂😂😂 yes!
Chris genuinely trying to figure out what Michael Beasley is talking about is sending me 😭💀
Dude, just makes me laugh laugh and we all need that.
Chris the only old dude who can see the vision, free yzzy 😂😂🤲🏾
That sexy Red , Frank Sinatra bit had me dead😂😂 💀 💀
My husband hasn't listened to pod- he happens to walk through room as you're saying "be vigilant" and how your wife asks where phone is way more than you. 😂😂😂he's like 'this guy is right'
Yup- phone & purse- this is our couples story too
This episode is my spirit animal!
I legit laughed my frinkin ass off for 20 straight minutes. Lol Do you believe that?
NO
Love from Canada, Chris!
35:01 ❤*hugs*
That 10% of your brain guy is Michael Beasley. He played in the NBA before his life fell apart
Also the 10% of your brain thing is a complete myth
LOL how do YOU know his life fell apart? Do you know his bank account balance or his personal life? Just because he wasn't an NBA superstar with a star studded NBA career doesnt mean his life fell apart... just to make it to the NBA you have to be the top 0.01% of bball players in the world, nevermind being a superstar.
He's literally wearing a WATCH ON HIS ANKLE and BOTH wrists in that video,, he was STRAIGHT TROLLING.. yet you out here judging his life.
TALK ABOUT using 10% of your own brain. SMFH
@@sowaveysuyathey whats up michael beasley
it's just a known thing if you look into it. You're one of those guys, eh? How do we know ANYTHING? you gotta draw the line somewhere dude. And no not just because of those things. Fucking... Look into it cheese brain. You made so many baseless assumptions.
Chris I laughed so damn hard at you saying you eat so many hamburgers yeeeeaaaaaassssss 😂 😂 😂
This podcast makes me think EVERY comedian should get cancelled to unlock the funny. Hearing Chris doin a Japanese accent was so funny 😂and most dudes are scared to do it
Keep living your -best- life, Chris
Just a really good pod
Hearing this for the second time while working to laugh my ass off YYYYYYYYYEESS DUDE!
31:40 best part.
Hugeeee fan Chris. I love you. Been loyal since day one, man. Since the short laugh factory clips when you were doing Keanu Reeves impressions.
Aw s’cuuuuuute
Idea for the Paul vs Tyson fight: only the winner gets paid.
49:00
SPIN MOVE PUT INTO ACTION 🎬
@chrisdelia this episode is funny af , the “adam wrote 10 percent to surpass the other 90” had me waab. Its crazy cus u tell jokes, but you are all the time just spot on with your of everything. U get it
Two brothers vs one brother 😂 he’s vibin’
This ep was a classic! Old mate was inspired ….. hahahaha
@32:52 So accurate it hurts.
Poor Things is a trip dude
I like those little dried salted seaweed snacks, wrapped around a small slice of provolone, dipped in mayo. Boom, cheese on sushi
We live on a marble spinning in infinite space… life’s not supposed to make perfect sense… life’s supposed to RIP!
"adam wrote 10%" 🤯
Lol!! 😅😂
Omg Chris is in such a bad mood today. 😅 but I ❤️ it
That Yeezy shirt,
That's the bill belichek fit
19:40 I’m screaming guys lit my boi up!!! Guys lit em up! My daughter runs in whos on fire!?! I said while crying laughing Chris, who’s chris
😂 but who he takes on with him black comedians r his boyz fyi the neck tats he forgot to not do
i watch congratulations to hav TMP flashbacks LOL
This is the first time CZcams has told me that and episode of this show may be sensitive content, and 5 minutes I see why and I’m laughing to death
John Cena was amazing 😂
This is exactly what I come for 😂
JACK PAUL vs MIGUEL TYSON 😂
The 10% of your brain thing isn't true which makes that conversation even funnier
48:40 Imagine having this guy at the office
I spit MY drink out when Chris said black people are wearing everything😂😂….and I’m black
Chris, Associating things together to remember them is a very popular AND SMART technique. It's called Mnemonics!
47:47 😂😂😂😂😂
the 10% thing is mainly used as an example as to why people can't REALLY multitask. We can only focus on so much at one time, disregarding subliminal thoughts and uncontrollable interruptions.
Just made that up. What cha think?
That's pretty much it though. It alludes to the fact that conscious thoughts only account for a small percent of our brains output. The vast majority of the work is done under the hood, or subconsciously. But there's no way to quantify that maybe the 10% is just like an estimate. Our brain has much more potential to unlock. You see this in idiot savants, or people who hit their heads and wake up and are suddenly incredible mathematicians or can create complex music.
10:51 So ORD!
53:25 "He let his perve slip out"
The Gentleman is good!!
My name's Jordan, that shout out wasn't meant for me, but boy did it make my day better.
Ew
Haha! Be Vigilant 👀🤣👜
absoutely wild how chris says what’s his name then says robert downey jr like he doesn’t know who that is lmao
Wild. It's late Fri night. I got a cheeseburger and fries, turned this episode on. He says "and he eats the fries, too," as I just finished the burger and am eating fries. Next to me is ice cream. It's like I predict the fewch. S'Nostradamus
Cruising northern!!!!!
This episode was fucking epic 😂
The 10% of our brains thing was debunked such a long time ago. I remember believing that when I was 8 years old. Lmao yikes. Thanks for the episode Chris.
I need to know where you visited in England where they’re eating mayo and onion sandwiches… 🥴🥴🤣🤣
Nobody in Britain eats Mayo and Onion sandwiches 😂
Robbie drowning junions lmfao
6:42 can you smell the rock is cooking steroids 😂😂
shots fired at will sasso! big 40 year old looking dad guy, got no shoes!🎵🎶🗣️
two johanns, zero shoes
The Atlanta clip was one of the funniest clips ever. No one is actually upset. Seriously.
18:40 The funniest thing about the Indian influencer bit is Chris has the Exact same build 😂
Not the shoulders… get real
The shirt looks like a barbers robe
Englanders: "Im going to eat this onion+mayo sandwich and kill everyone I speak to" 14:06. laughed for 1/2 an hour at work
Do you know mayo and onion sandwiches are not a thing in the UK? he just made it up for comedy. Cheese and onions sandwiches are a thing here. But you Americans believe anything you hear
lol bro we know that 😆 @@mannsjewellery
I’ve had to resubscribe to your channel Chris probably five times in the last month. What’s up with that?
It’s really weird because I feel like it’s unsubscribing to channels we subscribe to, and subscribe us to channels we’ve never even seen 😅
Let's go, babes. 💜
English baby here, never heard of a mayo and onion sandwich 😂
The “we only use 10% of our brain” isn’t true lol.
The executive part of your brain (thinking out loud part) is around 13%. The other 87% is your subconscious which is extremely important and is constantly used. Plus physical functions etc
Can you start posting the links to the videos you show please?
The yeezy shirt is literally how Kanye dresses lol that’s on you for buying it
51:35 he’s actually a rich ex nba player lol
Thanks for the recap on the Oscars also no one gives a fuck about the Oscars
"he's an Indian guy, ...and that's fine..."
😂
Robby Downer Junion 🙌