Battle It Out With The Weirdness (ep. 99) - Lifeline
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Today we discuss getting ambushed with petitions, plane seat etiquette, when holding the door goes unappreciated, friend group dynamics, and obtuse mispronunciations of words. Plus,. Matt looks good today.
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0:00 Matt looks good
12:08 Simular
16:42 Befriending Matt
18:18 Ambush Petitions
27:54 Plane seat etiquette
32:03 Sucking on the crank reprise
35:33 Holding the door
43:35 Friend group dynamics
53:01 Bumble questions - Komedie
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Hey kid I’m a computer
Rippin my babies.
Roll Tide, father!
It's crazy how you guys STAY in the beans
Turd Ferguson ain’t got nothing on you guys..
Supergood subs absolutely creamin with style now
life frenkin rips dude!!
Everyone knows. Window seat gets the window and the wall, middle seat gets both arm rests, aisle seat gets the aisle and extra leg room
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!
Both arm rests?! That's tooo much bro
Every single episode has given me at least one good belly laugh, absolutely the best podcast and you know that.
Bro Chris doing the Nelson laugh the entire podcast with the same pitch every time dude!? Im cryin
You guys are the ONLY reason I get my dishes done or my laundry folded. ❤
People don't hang out anymore because we're broke. Can't afford it. I try to have barbecues at my house when I can. But that's really every other two weeks or so.
Lol what?😂😂😂
I love how chris has to ask anothony why hes laughing when he laughs unexpectedly 😂 lol like chris needs to know the science behind it.
Chris referencing Matt’s episode on his flight made me laugh so hard that’s my favorite story 😂
Chris said he wants you to get his initials tattooed on you and join his sex cult. Be careful
This podcast has me lovin' liiife.
That’s what’s up.
Absolutely mixing in “DON’T GO” to the group chat. One of my favorite episodes!
Matts hair looks perfect!!!
Dem boys got good hair
10/10
It’s been a tough couple of days and this episode totally brightened my night. So funny hahah ♥️
Life got you in Rochester?
I feel like I grew up with you guys every time one of you quotes an old D’Elia anecdote
I’m absolutely fucking losing my shit over the crosswalk thing 🤣🤣 I can’t stand when cars stop for you. Hey guy, you’re in a car. That’s faster than my little human legs. Fucking GOOOOO
At a random segment of road, I agree. Car goes. At a crosswalk? Nah. Then car stops or I throw rocks.
I always feel sad when Chris mentions his tour dates in the middle of the episode because I think it is the end of the episode until I check and we are at the middle point. That said, definitely mention the dates because I saw him in Vancouver and he did all new stuff and it was so funny.
😂😂😂
Matt "if your six ppl"
Chris "well I'm only one"
Man I keep trying to make Chris laugh with my submissions and I am absolutely BOMBING😂
When Chris made the joke about the guy instantly growing a beard I was choking on my Starbucks 😂
I walk everywhere with my children and one of my biggest pet peeves is when people stop for us to cross when were not even at the curb yet. I get theyre trying to be safe but I definitely dont want to have to hurry my kids across the street when were still a quarter of the way down the block 😂
When Chris does the HA HA bit I imagine him having a ventriloquist puppet on his lap doing it
Watching my two favorite brothers slowly come to the realization they're both neurodivergent as fuck is the best way to spend a day.
The Ambush Petition guys facial expressions and slight forward nod of emphasis when he said "or join a group" fucking killed me! Chris! How did you let that one slide? 😂😂😂😂
Matt didn't let it slide tho 😂
Another annoying thing people say is "on accident" it is "by accident". Also when people say especially like expecially.
This episode is actuallyyy one of my favorites. The banta is next-level mates
I love how every episode starts off with a backhanded complement about each other’s hair
Feeling good today, just changed my oil!!!😂😂
44:55 straight up, calling me a loser 😂😂 I don’t have friends because I like to be by myself
On plain seat etiquette, I totally agree with you Chris. I grew up traveling a lot because my dad was military and it's hard to rival how terrible it is when you've been flying for hours, and then have to drive hours to get wherever it is you're going. This specific thing ruined traveling for me at a very early age. LOL
Matt, I could listen to you sing all day!😊🎶
THANK YOU
@@mattdelia you’re welcome
100% agree with Matt about the word “panties”. Idk. It creeps me out, lol. I say undies, so I suppose I’m not one to talk. I sound like a toddler.
It’s almost time for Bill 👏😂 we’re all ready
Nice to see the subscribers movin up!!!
So glad “suckin on the crank” made a resurgence 😂
Commenting for the algorithm, LOCKED IN 🔒
The coffee ritual yesssssss late night coffee sign me up!!!!
Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.
Italians are oily - there you have it. 😂 🇮🇹🍕☕✨
Love these two, their chemistry and the light topic chats are always entertaining and a joy to watch. 💖🥳
Being one of Chris' first awkward friends from La Canada, I can say he was definitely a cool kid to be around. Always made you feel included and always made you pee in your pants from all the jokes about Armenians and our cars. Yes he has done that bit for ages.
the part where Chris was talking about his friend being awkward was hilarious hahaha - awesome ep my guys
The last few episodes have gotten. eh. s’. absolutely. amazing.
it’s taken me a couple weeks, but i’m finally caught up with the pod ! thanks for making me laugh so much during a hard time ! love you guys and life RrrrIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiIiiIiPs!!
I love this pod so much
Thank you.... love you guys needed to laugh today.
great episode, thanks guys 😂
Every submission is a dude in a car with a hat
So excited you are coming to NANAIMO BC Chris!
6:28 according to ad reads I’ve heard on Pete Holmes’ podcast, “The Perfect Jean” is what you’re looking for. lol
best podcast in the history of the universe
Ahh its sunday again. Thank you brothers.
“You know just me making sense of it all you know yeah.”
46:25 dur dur dur dur there adults right 😂😂😂 he be killing me with the stuttering
I am from Canada and the problem here is the opposite if somebody walkthrough a door and let it close in front of you instead of holding it for you that is considered rude😂 I will say "hey thanks"
The bank that charges you to bank 😂
I love going to get coffee literally any time of the day. I will get coffee at midnight sometimes. If I haven't had coffee by 6pm I get a headache.
Matt plugging luxury like Chris Gaines was perfect!
Feeling noticed. Thank you. 🙏🏼
chris genuinely thinking he sings good is hilarious to me
Hey Chris, a few weeks ago I remembered that you said on your podcast once YEARS ago that Metamucil gave you great bowel movements and that before taking it you used to take forever and had to wipe a ton. Well recently my brother brought up that he had that going on - and I remembered your recommendation so I ordered him a thing of it. He thanked me today and told me he's having the best bowel movements he's had in years.
Thanks Chris, hope you're well!
Espresso up to midnight😂😂I'm so in
Gettin head from chuck and dave 😂
🤣🤣🤣
yoooo Matt I *FEEL YOU* regarding jeans - I haaaate how my legs feel in them 👖🫣
FEELIN’ SEEEEENNNNNN. 🙏🏼
If you only hold the door open...seeking approval or recognition...you aren't genuinely kind. Your ego is in the way. Who cares if they say thank you. Being kind is and act of love. True love has no conditions. Pray for them, and love them anyways. Not my words, this comes from the most high, merely the vessel. Stay blessed up. Show grace, even when grace isn't deserved.
Hey Guys one of the best hair changes Guys in general need to make for the better, is switch their product to clay and matte hiar products. it was something i wish i would of known along time ago if you like to be able to shape your hair the way you want while having it completely dry. because naturally guys think that their hair has to be in some sort of a wet state whether from water or product that usually even when its dry has a wet look so naturally they get used to putting a wet looking product in their hair and that doesnt have to be the case... Go get some hair clay in matte finish it will change your life!
Hair washing advice. Shower everyday or every other day depending on how dirty your body gets. Let your hair get wet when you do.
Only wash your hair ONCE a week with JUST shampoo. No conditioner.
Keeps your hair clean and nice looking, while staying manageable and easily styled.
22:05 young chris😂😂😂😂
Chris's hair literally looks like Richard Lewis's in this episode 😂
That first guy was genuinely pissed off about a mispronounced word 😂... This is right up the Delia's alley
watching this show with my late night coffee 🤟
You gotta have ur dad on for episode 100, would be sooo good
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that HATES the way that jeans feel on your legs.
Feelin’ seen.
There's a recent phenomenon with the changing of language thing that's really harmful and annoying. Language has always evolved based purely on how people use it, and that's okay because language isn't precise to begin with, but we're losing words in our vocabulary by changing the meaning and not having a sufficient replacement.
The reason words like literally and POV are being misused on such a large scale is if a misconception is somewhat common, the misuse spreads like wildfire because we're hearing from hundreds of strangers every week now that the internet has given ever swingin dick a public platform. Misconceptions become solidified because they're heard the incorrect way more commonly than the proper way.
“Actually, I’m with the enemy of your organization.” “And then I moonwalk into CVS.” 😂 Hardest laugh I’ve had in a while.
I drink coffee at 10pm hell yea. Love it
Night coffee RIIIIIIIPPPPPPPSSSSSS
24:40 great story lol
Hey petition guy, is this your first election year? Those people are out there every few years.
Chris said he is going cold places names mainly, if not all warm southern states haha
I feel bad for the awkward friend lol
I got yelled at by a lady who decided to be nice and let me cross the street in the middle of the road because I should’ve said thank you or smiled YOU SLOWED DOWN. Aaand I never stop thinking about it cause I feel guilty
Chris should do a blind coffee taste test.
When and where are the fort myers tickets?! Been dying to see you live 🔥
That first segment was very impordant.
D*MN IT. I was *just* beginning to type MATT WASHED HIS HAIR and then he said it and beat me to it.
I noticed, Matt. Bing bong, rinse repeat.
Petitioners: I always tell them “I signed one last weekend” or “I’m a felon” and they usually don’t even know what to say and leave you alone.
Agree with Matt sooooooo hard, panties is a gross word 😂
Ummmm shoutout to the bumble guy bc I would absolutely not play him 😅😍
Chris: coffee doesn't effect me late at night.
Also Chris: if I don't blast my crank I can't sleep and get restless leg syndrome
I'm 30 minutes from St Pete Florida, is Matt coming with you Chris?
Where's everyone at!!?? SMASH that like 👍 button
Didn't think I heard that Tyrese Gibson joke?
(Tupac Voice) Matt, you are appreciated.
🙌🏼
Dang Matt does look good today 😳
Yes you have fans in Green Bay! 😁
Jim Jefferies bit on plane arm rest etiquette explains it.
sick innit
Gotta bring on papa billy for the big 100🤟🏻😎
I have a friend who says nitchy for the word niche, and it drives me insane.
Totally agree with Matt about the panties thing...change it
Who else would pay for a yellow - cold play Chris Delia cover?
If you decide to hold a door for someone, at least make sure they are in close proximity. The guy that holds the door for you while you are 30 feet away, making you feel like you have to do that fake jog thing to relieve him of his duty, doesn't deserve a thanks. He's complicating things unnecessarily.
Lol exactly
I've been that guy. You open it, check for someone behind you and see a person and decide to hold it open for them. You then quickly realize "oh shit, this person is too far" but if you decide to leave it now you'll look like more of an asshole than if you just keep holding it open
@@ChildishGambeaner that's also a good point 👉
It's crazy cuz I feel exactly the same. 7:19 only Jean shorts. Back off my shins 👖