Chris D'Elia Has Bags of Anger | Congratulations Clips

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024

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  • @TheWrestlingFam
    @TheWrestlingFam Před 2 lety +197

    😂😂😂😂 I love that Chris's anger is out of control and totally in control at the same time.

    • @Mr.Opinion
      @Mr.Opinion Před 2 lety +3

      some bruce banner shit

    • @publicoutlaw1731
      @publicoutlaw1731 Před 2 lety

      @@BamBam-7-7-7 then you should probably stop

    • @nathanwho1384
      @nathanwho1384 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Johnny learns a lot

    • @chrish2112
      @chrish2112 Před 10 měsíci

      He has control of his uncontrollable rage. I'm actually kind of impressed. 😂

  • @borisp4177
    @borisp4177 Před 2 lety +191

    As a blind guy with no eyeballs and no food, your life is harder than mine.

  • @colt4505
    @colt4505 Před 2 lety +75

    3:00 I died. I fucking love how he expresses his anger with a celebratory, "EEE-YES!" Fuckin' dying, dude. So glad this man has made a comeback.

    • @the1der
      @the1der Před 2 lety +3

      06:24 nikka Chris reminds me of Jack Nicholson Joker in the OG Batman. The eyebrows bro comedy

  • @jeffhearn3658
    @jeffhearn3658 Před 2 lety +85

    For those that missed this from the podcast, do yourself a favour and watch the whole episode- it’s pure gold. #237

  • @John_B.
    @John_B. Před 2 lety +29

    “47 pieces of air” lmao this whole story was gold

  • @dylancunard8824
    @dylancunard8824 Před 2 lety +6

    “What do I do with 2 carry-ons of anger?”😂😂😂

  • @Serpent947
    @Serpent947 Před 2 lety +21

    “But what do I do with all this anger?” 😭😭😭😭

  • @metaversal
    @metaversal Před 2 lety +96

    to lessen your anger just quietly say to yourself - "chocolate croissaaaannnts."

  • @robertflood3007
    @robertflood3007 Před 2 lety +35

    I’ve never seen someone sit so still 😂 6:15
    Then it’s gold through 6:55 with the anger bags🤣🤣🤣
    Honorable mention for the mayor of fuckedville line 😂 “they voted you in” 🤣

  • @alexbiale
    @alexbiale Před 2 lety +17

    Hands down, the best rant of all time.

  • @Hustlersmakeit
    @Hustlersmakeit Před 2 lety +31

    Damn I laughed so hard I almost crashed… his lil stutter breath… “that’s cool but what do I do with all this anger.” 😂😂😂

  • @furiousdb
    @furiousdb Před 2 lety +52

    Chris, you are the greatest ever bro. (The day is fucked already) Your 10-second
    stare at the camera was all we needed to see.

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 Před 2 lety +7

    This one is amazing. One of the best anger stories yet

  • @stephanieeppes8437
    @stephanieeppes8437 Před 2 lety +3

    The tears in my eyes from laughing so damn hard …..😂😩😭😂😩😩😩I keep coming back to this clip

  • @GeorgeFN
    @GeorgeFN Před 2 lety +7

    I can so relate to this. When we're late going out for breakfast (because of her) and then she goes "shall we just skip breakfast and go for lunch?"... PISSED!

  • @JeepTJay6
    @JeepTJay6 Před 2 lety +7

    This may in fact be the most relatable story ever told 😂

  • @TVSSC21
    @TVSSC21 Před 10 dny

    The breathe of anger at 6:22 kills me 🤣

  • @TheThirdErnest
    @TheThirdErnest Před 2 lety +40

    THE BOY NEEDS HIS SLEEP BRO.

  • @ElN1N07
    @ElN1N07 Před 2 lety +3

    the silence at 6:16 is hilarious...hit too close to home hahah

  • @IJRLV
    @IJRLV Před 5 dny

    “But what do i do with all this anger” lol

  • @josephcredendino2899
    @josephcredendino2899 Před 2 lety +6

    Chris you are hands down the funniest dude alive

  • @Kevin_EndStepMTG
    @Kevin_EndStepMTG Před 2 lety +2

    I Thought "What do I do with all this anger" was the bomb. But the PSI= Pieces of Air killed me

  • @issacpearson4749
    @issacpearson4749 Před 2 lety +1

    9:39 is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 🤣🤣

  • @gabrielsilvas9528
    @gabrielsilvas9528 Před 2 lety +1

    I knew this was going to be a perfect clip right after a big smoke sesh lmfaoo!! Ahhh yessss doood. 😂😂

  • @mikedoyle6849
    @mikedoyle6849 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m deleting my meditation app and listening to this clip every morning before I start my day.

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P Před 2 lety +3

    "What do I do, with more than 2 carry on's of anger"?? 😆

  • @hannanaber1770
    @hannanaber1770 Před 2 lety +1

    Never empathized with someone’s energy so fuckin hard. Life Rips 💀, love you Chris!

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 Před 2 lety +2

    Lmaooo she even got me mad

  • @jordandaniel714
    @jordandaniel714 Před 2 lety

    The coffee sound got me lolol

  • @sammata1905
    @sammata1905 Před 2 lety

    i had to watch the video after hearing the audio earlier. That architect/no coffee/flat tire storey ripped. That silence when you found out the meeting was on the wrong day...made my day.

  • @4IndieForever
    @4IndieForever Před 2 lety +4

    damn this was a masterclass in storytelling. Fucking funny man!

  • @thedude6906
    @thedude6906 Před 2 lety

    Seeing those eye brows detail your facial expressions above those sun glasses just adds to the story.

  • @jhhd44
    @jhhd44 Před 2 lety +1

    Chris in 60fps is just that little bit extra frantic and I love it lol. Also surprised you dont have a coffee press for crunch time.

  • @c1audius
    @c1audius Před 2 lety +2

    The house that anger built 🤣

  • @joshp9804
    @joshp9804 Před 2 lety

    Those touché moments are like birthdays every time.

  • @zacharyhebert3293
    @zacharyhebert3293 Před 2 lety +9

    In summary; Everyday problems permeate socioeconomic tiers.

  • @rickjamesand81
    @rickjamesand81 Před 2 lety +1

    Checking anger bags and paying extra, everyday!!!!

  • @jeremyk5414
    @jeremyk5414 Před 2 lety +8

    There is no worse self inflicted stress than building a house 🤦🏻‍♂️ absolutely nothing goes to plan or schedule it’s s‘stressful

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline Před 2 lety +1

    *”I GOT EYEBALLS!!!!!”* - Chris Delia

  • @duke3196
    @duke3196 Před rokem

    Greatest 10 minutes in the history of comedy

  • @brasondenton401
    @brasondenton401 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey man, just because you have money doesn't disqualify you from having difficulties in life. Its not about the money, it's about learning from the hard times and growing as a person. We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we have.

  • @ryanmorrissette27
    @ryanmorrissette27 Před 2 lety

    This whole section of the podcast and me during 😂😂

  • @Hidesinmud
    @Hidesinmud Před 2 lety

    I watched this whole podcast and still watched this clip! Yasss!!! Because I love Chris Yasss dude!

  • @MrCpittman1
    @MrCpittman1 Před 2 lety

    Thanks!

  • @aroundtheweb_
    @aroundtheweb_ Před 2 lety +1

    But what do I do with all this anger 😂😂

  • @brucekai7462
    @brucekai7462 Před 2 lety

    I’m CRYING with laughter… holy fuck. “Ehhhh yes duuude” has to be my favorite thing EVER. fucking dead with belly aches from laughing.

  • @luh_eerie
    @luh_eerie Před rokem

    dude when she said I guess we can get coffee now I would have lost it in the best way

  • @wateractivatedmakeup
    @wateractivatedmakeup Před 2 lety

    😭😭😭 the pause to acknowledge the anger level

  • @user-ji8xl9zz3o
    @user-ji8xl9zz3o Před 2 lety

    It makes me happy to watch this funny video …. and to also see you wearing my sunglasses that I bought two years ago that are still in style. YES!

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash Před 2 lety +3

    This was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time

  • @rayrivera6952
    @rayrivera6952 Před 2 lety

    Oh shit!!!! Far right Chris is coming out! After I heard next Wednesday, my face started to twitch lol

  • @tolpot
    @tolpot Před 2 lety +1

    Lol …the Guys Friggin Funny

  • @AGfrom83
    @AGfrom83 Před 2 lety

    ".... Incredible you're not ready."

  • @Chadkid14
    @Chadkid14 Před 2 lety

    Great one

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash Před 2 lety +22

    It’s amazing how similar your wife sounds to mine. No matter what we do in life, she makes us late every single time, 110% of the time.

    • @Joshaaayy23
      @Joshaaayy23 Před 2 lety +1

      This is probably a majority of ladies dude lol mine does the same lol

    • @ManOfAKind
      @ManOfAKind Před 2 lety

      Lol, women… right 😨

  • @adamhousenga7324
    @adamhousenga7324 Před 2 lety +7

    Callen needs to rough this guy up a bit

    • @stickyone11
      @stickyone11 Před 2 lety +1

      srsly Chris too L.A now fr....take this man elk hunting lmfao

  • @czrthegreat
    @czrthegreat Před 2 lety

    Does anybody else think of Paulie Shore when he goes "aahyesss duuude!"

  • @PeterYost
    @PeterYost Před rokem

    Oh really dude??? Inside sunglasses guy....love ya.

  • @BaDaBing1a2b
    @BaDaBing1a2b Před 29 dny

    5:22 why is the most sunward facing pane of glass not tinted??

  • @vcam3331
    @vcam3331 Před 2 lety

    This video deserves 1 million views

  • @mariomazziotti2151
    @mariomazziotti2151 Před 2 lety

    Long pause…..but what do I do with alll this anger??? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 Před 2 lety +3

    You have to lead Chris, you know the date, you organise when to get up, know how to change a tire. Damn you should’ve gone to alpha con 😂

  • @benb3684
    @benb3684 Před 2 lety

    I felt this story in my loins

  • @atomiswave2
    @atomiswave2 Před 2 lety +5

    "The fans you ride with me and you ride hard" true.

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 Před 2 lety

    Johnny learns a lot.

  • @mustyqizzle2381
    @mustyqizzle2381 Před měsícem

    Bobby Lee, Santino, and Chris D'Elia would be the perfect triad of comedy. My math is flawless.

  • @pedrobrocato1982
    @pedrobrocato1982 Před 2 lety

    I have just returned from the dead to comment that I died fucking laughing 😂 when he says “ Babe the meeting is next Wednesday “ Eeeyyesss Dude!!!!

  • @christinagiammona6850
    @christinagiammona6850 Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite anger rant EVER! 🤬😘

  • @poopandfartjokes
    @poopandfartjokes Před 2 lety +5

    The entire purpose of the run flat tires is that they can run… flat. 🤦‍♂️
    So did you even need to pull over? NO!
    But did ya need to call a tow truck? NO!
    But is that ok? Yes dude!

  • @LosDefinit
    @LosDefinit Před 2 lety

    LMFAO this was the most relatable yet unrelatable shit ever

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 Před 2 lety

    6:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasbender2020
    @thomasbender2020 Před 2 lety

    Hahah "but its all good cuz im still chillin in bloody guts" -chris

  • @ajaeflint2632
    @ajaeflint2632 Před 2 lety

    I was having a fucked day like this and this video turned that into a manic laughing frenzy fucking thank you chris d’elia

  • @theerickstone
    @theerickstone Před 2 lety +1

    “But what do I do with all this anger?” I had to pull my car over because I couldn’t see through the tears.

  • @johnnymac2001
    @johnnymac2001 Před 2 lety

    6:17 cut... Lol

  • @vnthony2439
    @vnthony2439 Před 2 lety +1

    Gotta give him props for how he deals with shit *Johnny rolls with the punches*

  • @shootie5764
    @shootie5764 Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like you could have avoided that if you would’ve said “you take a shower first” then rolled over and went back to sleep.

  • @dustinM613
    @dustinM613 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol have a great day Chris.... life is funny sometimes ... finite vs infinite

  • @zacharyhebert3293
    @zacharyhebert3293 Před 2 lety +2

    Family chris is so much more relatable. Gold. Feel my feels

  • @Smellydoug
    @Smellydoug Před 2 lety

    Man, I love these.

  • @20th_century_Ghost
    @20th_century_Ghost Před 2 lety

    "What do I do with all this anger?"
    Should be on a T-shirt.

  • @zachboggs1300
    @zachboggs1300 Před 2 lety

    Came to the realization that fuckin Chris is my favorite fucking comedian holy shit he has me dead every single time I watch his content ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😭😭😭

  • @Frankpizzaa
    @Frankpizzaa Před 2 lety

    This really reminds me of Chris’ good friend Johnny Coolsitdown

  • @bhaas412
    @bhaas412 Před 2 lety

    I’m crying rn

  • @Kuggins
    @Kuggins Před 2 lety

    Hyssssssssterical.

  • @wyattworld47
    @wyattworld47 Před 2 lety +1

    Nah that story made me mad too, Chris is 100% correct

  • @bransonquintenz4052
    @bransonquintenz4052 Před 2 lety

    CZcams shows me ads for luxury vehicles under all your videos now. so... Congratulations.

  • @goriaakash
    @goriaakash Před 2 lety

    Johnny learns alot 👌

  • @erinellen3955
    @erinellen3955 Před 2 lety

    Chris... You're in for a lifetime of this shit.

  • @samramage8946
    @samramage8946 Před 2 lety +2

    Change your own tyre, baby (referring to a state of infancy, not an affectionate term for media-consuming paychecks)

  • @ebagmaiyup7436
    @ebagmaiyup7436 Před 2 lety

    You should do a video on the car. It sounds dope

  • @thestangle1
    @thestangle1 Před 2 měsíci

    I guess we can get a coffee now

  • @stephencowley8585
    @stephencowley8585 Před 2 lety +1

    You can leave those bags at the curb. You already know there full of shit you don't need and you can get new ones full of useful items. Keep being you brotha.

  • @CoachHeyward
    @CoachHeyward Před 2 lety +1

    “We hit a POPhole I meant a POThole not a POPhole, that’s not what it is.” Oh-HOH! IT IS NOW!!

  • @pandorepewpew6134
    @pandorepewpew6134 Před 2 lety

    This bit made me laugh more than any other of @chrisdelia 's . I had such a life ripping experience for the whole time ! Maybe because everyone went through this at least once but Chris puts the funniest words and attitude on it. Being himself, hence flipping funny as s#¥t

  • @Todd1990
    @Todd1990 Před 2 lety

    I'm glad someone Is a realist other than just me

  • @Tesla-w1d
    @Tesla-w1d Před 2 lety +1

    The mans sober... give him his fucking coffee on house building day

  • @AX-tt1od
    @AX-tt1od Před 2 lety

    Where can I buy that shirt, very West coast chopper/ Hoonigan

  • @BallJuiceOfZeus
    @BallJuiceOfZeus Před 2 lety

    Sorry you were inconvenienced. I delivered 94 cabinets into a house on my back today...

  • @duke3196
    @duke3196 Před rokem

    This guy is fucking hilarious