Chris D'Elia on Kristin's Wild Night Out

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • Kristin went out with some friends for one of their birthdays. Chris was home with their son. Things got pretty wild. Kristin got lit and then called Chris to pick her up. Chris got punched in the nuts by a boxing dog.
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    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Komentáře • 171

  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios Před 3 lety +280

    Insane lol

  • @daniel_callister
    @daniel_callister Před 3 lety +274

    “There’s 11 people but somehow 300 people” parties are the best.

  • @nathansharnsky2330
    @nathansharnsky2330 Před 3 lety +147

    The half pipe driveway when he mimed out the angle the driveway was at and him crashing into it, then driving up to park had my dying hahaha

    • @DGaller85
      @DGaller85 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too man I burst out laughing 😂

    • @DjangoAli
      @DjangoAli Před 2 lety

      I just choked on my Doritos at that part 😭

  • @ItstheGr1m
    @ItstheGr1m Před 3 lety +45

    That quick “is your Bluetooth on ?” Took me absolutely the fuck out

  • @cptkreuzbein
    @cptkreuzbein Před 3 lety +165

    Dude his drunk girl impression is still one of the best impressions ever, right behind Joe Rogan's Joey Diaz impression.

  • @gaffyduck7491
    @gaffyduck7491 Před 3 lety +43

    “Help me” in a weed coma, we’ve all been there man, we’ve all been there 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns Před 3 lety +9

    7:24 _"Bring in the IKEA cake...."_ What? _"[fwhippp] GOTTEM."_ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @poppysparadise
    @poppysparadise Před 3 lety +40

    "sssssss....thats true... yes it is" greatest text convo ever

  • @heather56207sjz
    @heather56207sjz Před rokem +3

    One year later and this video still cracks me up!!! “Help me” 😂

  • @tagootuesday6521
    @tagootuesday6521 Před 3 lety +16

    “But I’m pressuring him” reminded me of my girl when she’s had one single drink 😂

  • @hannahhonn5190
    @hannahhonn5190 Před 3 lety +15

    Just watched this while working in a silent office and half way through just uncontrollably bursted into laughter. This was great 😂

  • @DAZSMITHXXIII
    @DAZSMITHXXIII Před 2 lety +2

    "He's funny..... HELP ME!" i buckled at that point.

  • @zacteakell4373
    @zacteakell4373 Před 2 lety +6

    I’m so glad that life has given this man at least two instances to where he can completely replicate exactly what it’s like dealing with a drunk girl. Took me TF out!!!

  • @drummerboy777pab
    @drummerboy777pab Před 3 lety +62

    Dude this is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. And the internet has like... a lot of videos

  • @zacharyguthrie3404
    @zacharyguthrie3404 Před 3 lety +14

    “Lit as fuck by 8” is a mood I am now striving to achieve

  • @joeflow007christian6
    @joeflow007christian6 Před 2 lety +16

    Bro the dog boxing motion you had me on the floor my God I can’t imagine your girlfriend must have abs of steel from dying laughing all the time around you 🤣good stuff brother

  • @cosmicsoullove
    @cosmicsoullove Před 2 lety +8

    once he dropped the driveway bit around the 5 min mark im dying ahahahahahahahahaha, glad to have you back man hahaha

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 Před 3 lety +18

    “It’s the new noise people are making.”

  • @Joshgilly94
    @Joshgilly94 Před 3 lety +6

    The sniper/ikea cake part is top 5 all time funniest bits in podcast history

  • @1338-c9s
    @1338-c9s Před 3 lety +4

    “Help me” 😂

  • @SpareBedroom
    @SpareBedroom Před 2 lety +1

    This is the most legitimate snd funniest drunk impression I have ever seen I fucking love this

  • @catcrapinahat
    @catcrapinahat Před 2 lety +4

    "the driveways is literally a halfpipe" I'm fuckin dying bro!

  • @michaelpurpuro1045
    @michaelpurpuro1045 Před 2 lety +2

    “Oh cool hi everybody I’ve met all of you before I don’t know why she thinks I haven’t” 😂😂😂

  • @mia-mirandamccarty7629
    @mia-mirandamccarty7629 Před 3 lety +9

    This was such a human-real-ass-life- moment in time and I enjoyed watching this so much.

  • @MFilppi
    @MFilppi Před 2 lety +1

    This is the best video I've seen in years. Thank you Chris, you made me forget I have a fucking water leak in my house.

  • @oldmenickboys8503
    @oldmenickboys8503 Před 3 lety +2

    I lost it at " ....help me " lmao

  • @kevinjackson7807
    @kevinjackson7807 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m so happy you’re back man

  • @ClaireHoffman91
    @ClaireHoffman91 Před 3 lety +1

    So much comedy in 8min I've listened to it 5 times hahahah

  • @187SCARFACE187
    @187SCARFACE187 Před 3 lety +3

    This made me laugh so fucking hard!! My girl is the same when drinking and the texting/calling part was so accurate😂😂😂

  • @HairyGooch
    @HairyGooch Před 3 lety +17

    I’ve gotta say man, I’m so glad you’re back. Your videos brighten my day and help me get a great start. Always listen while having breakfast. You’re awesome as fuck, dude. #LifeRips

  • @tokinrrh5359
    @tokinrrh5359 Před 3 lety +2

    Always here for Chris

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz Před 2 lety +1

    Nice to see Chris' drunk white girl impersonation is still goated

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 Před 11 měsíci

    😂😂 I love this story!!

  • @kinsleykhoo48
    @kinsleykhoo48 Před 3 lety +1

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAhahahahaha Im dying of laughter here but please know youve somehow simultaneously prolonged my life in the process

  • @RikoPeveri
    @RikoPeveri Před 3 lety +4

    Hahaha that «help me» hit me so hard.. must be every girlfriend when out n about without boyfriend

  • @ClaireHoffman91
    @ClaireHoffman91 Před 3 lety +3

    "Lit as fuck by 8" hahahahaha

  • @chrisdavis5540
    @chrisdavis5540 Před 3 lety +4

    Love your drunk white girl impression. Always on point 😂🤣

  • @Greg-ys2gy
    @Greg-ys2gy Před 2 lety +1

    This guy's the best

  • @justinharnett2443
    @justinharnett2443 Před 3 lety +3

    The look you give when you realize you just told the internet you leave your 2 yr old home alone... smh lol @6:16

  • @yoitshannond
    @yoitshannond Před 2 lety +1

    One puff of weed LOL

  • @DGaller85
    @DGaller85 Před 2 lety

    The way you tell this story is priceless 😂

  • @goriaakash
    @goriaakash Před 2 lety +1

    This clip is so funny

  • @jacksonace7279
    @jacksonace7279 Před 3 lety +2

    “Bring in the IKEA cake”
    “...what?”

  • @anabarrios9143
    @anabarrios9143 Před 3 lety +4

    You crack me up

  • @marcokali1603
    @marcokali1603 Před 3 lety +2

    Glad yall made it safe back home bruski!!! 🙏😅 things can get crazy when someone hasn't been out in a long time, especially with this last year of insanity 🤯 keep em coming Home skillet 🍳😎🙌

  • @je550
    @je550 Před 3 lety +6

    Might be the most I've laughed on a podcast all year lol when he's actually upset about something that's when he says the funniest shit. Get mad at stuff more please 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @doztacos8913
    @doztacos8913 Před 2 lety

    The Fonz said Aaaaaaaaaaah. Not new, but life still rips.

  • @lukemurphy6244
    @lukemurphy6244 Před 3 lety +2

    I actually involuntarily stood up and applauded at the end - This was such a funny bit, I'm dying haha

  • @edmunddantes4757
    @edmunddantes4757 Před 2 lety

    Got boxed in the nuts and all i was thinkin was" i hope Calvin is ok waiting at home with a bucket and towl for his mom.😂😜

  • @JMassone
    @JMassone Před 3 lety +1

    Dude I laughed so hard!!

  • @hannameyer3255
    @hannameyer3255 Před 3 lety +1

    THE DRIVE WAY lol

  • @leekautz2926
    @leekautz2926 Před rokem

    Kristin turned into Fonzie!! 😂😂

  • @Nicole-bg8pq
    @Nicole-bg8pq Před 3 lety +3

    “Help me.” We have all been there

  • @trentsmith8497
    @trentsmith8497 Před 3 lety

    It’s so true on so many levels of existence

  • @FourthExile
    @FourthExile Před 2 lety

    bro the sniper bit ... gold.

  • @gustavosaliola
    @gustavosaliola Před 2 lety

    The sniper got me.

  • @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
    @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens Před 2 lety

    Oh my God. I pee'd a little from laughing so hard! Your drunk girl impressions are the most hilarious shits I've ever heard.

  • @ladycole
    @ladycole Před 3 lety +1

    Help me! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_ArtofLife
    @_ArtofLife Před 2 lety

    I was fucking dead with the dog boxing bit

  • @heraclio3
    @heraclio3 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the funniest shit!!! Lol

  • @thomasaa1361
    @thomasaa1361 Před rokem

    03:38 HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @jacobreynolds4547
    @jacobreynolds4547 Před 2 lety

    Holy shit dude 💀😂😂😭On top of the post mates fiasco??? Hilarious man !💯😂I love your life

  • @monkeyman2590
    @monkeyman2590 Před 3 lety +3

    That weed'll getcha.

  • @zacharyradke1583
    @zacharyradke1583 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn haven’t laughed like that in a minute

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 Před 3 lety +3

    “And she texts me......’help me’...”

  • @underballbutter
    @underballbutter Před 2 lety +1

    It's adorable when young parents try partying again

  • @NYGRLINTN
    @NYGRLINTN Před 3 lety +1

    The driveway 💀💀💀

  • @jmfp21jp
    @jmfp21jp Před 3 lety

    Best drunk girl impression ever!

  • @MFilppi
    @MFilppi Před 2 lety

    Help me. 6:15 lmfaoooo dude

  • @manofthehour1983
    @manofthehour1983 Před 3 lety +2

    Bring in the Ikea cake 💀

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 Před 3 lety

    Lolzzzzzzz. Dad hey dad hey hey hey dad um dad hey..... we maaaade it!

  • @williamramirez7559
    @williamramirez7559 Před 3 lety +2

    It's called the "Fonz"

  • @ronswanson3656
    @ronswanson3656 Před 2 lety

    Underrated content.

  • @jno4159
    @jno4159 Před 3 lety

    I got a Google Fi Unlimited ad immediately after this...

  • @plstrom
    @plstrom Před 2 lety

    nothing good can ever come from those "girlfriend birthday parties" ! lol EVER !

  • @tchelala33
    @tchelala33 Před 2 lety

    from da streets Chris! haha AYEEEEE

  • @salm7804
    @salm7804 Před 3 lety +1

    BRING IN THE IKEA CAKE !!!

  • @evonne315
    @evonne315 Před rokem

    How. F-ing. Adorable. ♥️👑♥️

  • @jonathanschmitt9038
    @jonathanschmitt9038 Před 2 lety

    Truth Chris

  • @humantranscendence
    @humantranscendence Před 3 lety +3

    His impressions of drunk women are fucking spot on 😂

  • @baiijoune
    @baiijoune Před 2 lety

    Chris should 100% make a movie

  • @neillbaxter9613
    @neillbaxter9613 Před 3 lety +1

    Chris delia love you

  • @victorhappier3564
    @victorhappier3564 Před 2 lety

    OMG Chris 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leoelvir1415
    @leoelvir1415 Před 5 měsíci

    The sniper was relieved after chris arrived at the party. casualties 0% , fun 100%

  • @Rjsimm101
    @Rjsimm101 Před 3 lety

    The ikea cake shit had me

  • @agusa.9833
    @agusa.9833 Před 3 lety +1

    Hate those driveways

  • @jonathanschmitt9038
    @jonathanschmitt9038 Před 2 lety +1

    Show the eyyyyyyyyyy!!! Video

  • @HYLND
    @HYLND Před 3 lety

    This one had me weak as fuck 😂

  • @chiefcoyote
    @chiefcoyote Před 2 lety

    slammin bit

  • @PhlegmBoHiggins
    @PhlegmBoHiggins Před 2 lety

    I came back just to watch Chris say. "we're gonna."

  • @sjdkfl
    @sjdkfl Před 3 lety

    Jesus Christ this had my sides hurtin’

  • @mariomazziotti2151
    @mariomazziotti2151 Před 3 lety +1

    Dude his stories are so ridiculous 😂😂😂

  • @gattiyon
    @gattiyon Před 3 lety

    *LIT AS FUCK BY 8*

  • @DarrylHebbes
    @DarrylHebbes Před 3 lety

    This story is nuts

  • @ferdwenen4892
    @ferdwenen4892 Před 3 lety

    Yes

  • @jacobperleoni8549
    @jacobperleoni8549 Před 3 lety

    Delia you old bastard I never laugh out loud at CZcams videos because I’m not a wack job, but I’ll admit I shot air out of my nose at the sniper bit. Well done.

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty Před 2 lety

    This is Ssssbest

  • @bradyhannon3081
    @bradyhannon3081 Před 3 lety

    Love it

  • @ludo3375
    @ludo3375 Před rokem

    This is every single woman I've ever dated and my reaction every time I have to pick them up from their friends house

  • @0tdy
    @0tdy Před 2 lety

    Ya