Chris D'Elia and The Cleaning Lady Nightmare | Congratulations Clips

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  • Kristin booked some cleaning ladies after a party. Of course things got ridiculous when Chris had to deal with one of them who had some problems.
    Business & Pleasure (237) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Komentáře • 195

  • @Justin-zj8nj
    @Justin-zj8nj Před rokem +11

    “you have.. TWO CONDITIONS?!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @roomofidiots
    @roomofidiots Před 2 lety +10

    “…like I just have attack dogs fly out and bite your jugular” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 Před 2 lety +26

    9:45 that "Ohhhh I don't know" hit me right on the funny bone

  • @GandalfTheStraight
    @GandalfTheStraight Před 2 lety +31

    3:45 that’s actually true, at least with two strangers they can talk to each other but then with one it’s awkward cuz they might wanna strike up a conversation with u and it gets awkward

    • @aidanm5578
      @aidanm5578 Před 2 lety +1

      Cleaners are there to clean, not talk unless the homeowner is eager to talk.

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts Před 2 lety +134

    Heard this on the podcast the other day. Can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. 💯This and the appointment. 😆

    • @yvesnux7264
      @yvesnux7264 Před 2 lety +1

      Aren't you the grandmaster and founder of Mexican martial arts? 🤔

    • @yvesnux7264
      @yvesnux7264 Před 2 lety +2

      @Daryl Brown Don't even try it essay, because I'll block it with my richwallet

    • @blakebonanza
      @blakebonanza Před 2 lety +1

      But what do I do with all this anger?

    • @fallenabr7654
      @fallenabr7654 Před 2 lety +2

      What part is the funniest to you? This comment is staring me in the face as I watch on my phone, and I’m 6:49 deep and haven’t laughed yet.

    • @2CanSam1000
      @2CanSam1000 Před 2 lety

      Where are the live streams grandmaster

  • @AlwaysRight1776
    @AlwaysRight1776 Před 2 lety +33

    100%. When it comes to “cleaning ladies”, TRUST COSTS MONEY.
    Also, familiarity COSTS MONEY!

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 Před rokem +1

      I ran a cleaning buisness and 100%. Its like WHY you hire them its more important than the actual cleaning job itself. Thier in your HOUSE.

  • @ryanlauer8290
    @ryanlauer8290 Před 2 lety +12

    How many unheard ‘ummmmmm’s were there in that 10 minutes you were gone Chris?! 😂

  • @keith3946
    @keith3946 Před 2 lety +18

    9:00 I don't know why, but that little hand wave when he says "crying" really cracked me up hard.

  • @willschreck88
    @willschreck88 Před 2 lety +17

    >let’s just not even talk about fault
    >no and the answer is: just because
    Classic.

  • @smoothforreal4242
    @smoothforreal4242 Před 2 lety +4

    “First order of business the stranger is crying what do we do Mayor?.. uuhh i dont know” 😂
    Jesus christ i laughed so hard at this

  • @jonahfalcon442
    @jonahfalcon442 Před 2 lety +14

    I like hanging out with 3 or more of my friends at the same time instead of 1 on 1 for the exact reason you said at the beginning. One on one with my friends can get too weird because there is nobody else to bounce stuff off to.

    • @LetsGoBirds
      @LetsGoBirds Před 2 lety +7

      It’s funny it’s the exact opposite for me. I think it’s way more awkward with several people or friends. People act so much more genuine one on one

  • @Psychedelic_Wolf
    @Psychedelic_Wolf Před 2 lety +27

    “Then she Starts… Crying…” this is the funniest shit storm I’ve heard in my life 😄 I dunno how you kept your fucking cool brother, that therapy is WORKIN

  • @laurenlucas5170
    @laurenlucas5170 Před 2 lety +9

    Idk how these vids don’t get more views. There is nothing more entertaining that Chris telling stories about things that make him mad hahahaha

  • @wateractivatedmakeup
    @wateractivatedmakeup Před 2 lety +18

    When he found out she had an additional condition 😭😭😭

  • @plaidjunky
    @plaidjunky Před 2 lety +1

    "I'm the color of off-death" 🤣😂💀

  • @porakanasa2006
    @porakanasa2006 Před 2 lety +9

    ''First order of business, stranger crying in your house, Mayor, what are we going to do? - Ooooh, I don't know...'' When I don't have time to watch the whole podcast when the bell notifies me, I watch these clips before work in the morning. Maybe I should stop that. Cause then I start laughing and feeling like life really rips, and then goes gravity and back to reality. Chris, that's why people pay the bucks, to hear you talking about something so random and make it funny. Good thing you're not into the cleaning business.

    • @porakanasa2006
      @porakanasa2006 Před 2 lety

      And btw, so many quotable lines in this 10 min video, I just typed the one when I really laughed while slapping my forehead.

  • @TheBadcop
    @TheBadcop Před 2 lety +33

    Chris conveys a lot of comedy through his facial expressions - especially his eyes - so I wish he'd take the sunglasses off.

    • @Ethan-om1wc
      @Ethan-om1wc Před 2 lety +19

      mmmmfutures too bright

    • @ZXZVX
      @ZXZVX Před 2 lety

      He’s on drugs.

    • @adambarkham6116
      @adambarkham6116 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ZXZVX doubt it

    • @CoachHeyward
      @CoachHeyward Před 2 lety

      The sunglasses are perfect tool because he’s playing an alpha character. I hope he wears them MORE

  • @21Problemz999
    @21Problemz999 Před 2 lety +18

    So funny story. Had tears in my eyes two times🤣 Love from Denmark 💯🇩🇰

  • @gubberfuck
    @gubberfuck Před 2 lety +9

    the everything is unraveling moment is hilarious

  • @alcoyot
    @alcoyot Před 2 lety +3

    Hiring help is usually way more to deal with than just doing it yourself

  • @gasanaarsene3656
    @gasanaarsene3656 Před 2 lety +3

    DUDE...i laughed so hard at this!!

  • @violetedge83
    @violetedge83 Před 2 lety +10

    I would have told her she can wait outside for the Uber 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick Před 2 lety +5

    Heard this on KATS but I laughed all over again.

  • @witchingbrew3
    @witchingbrew3 Před rokem +1

    aw thats so cute she went to the library to study I work within the field so I love to hear people go to other libraries to study

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration Před 2 lety +6

    God.... That cleaning lady kinda sounds like my mother in law 🤣

  • @mikeg3950
    @mikeg3950 Před rokem +4

    I like how chris’ version of “Johnny deals with shit” is just being home while two pinch hitting cleaners are there IN BETWEEN his normal weekly cleaners. Hey guy….never worked a day in your life…

  • @lilcriminals101
    @lilcriminals101 Před 2 lety +1

    When he said then she starts crying lmao

  • @monicawalsh5114
    @monicawalsh5114 Před 2 lety +3

    The absolute funniest podcast was this one. He's a genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mayh3mmadn3ss79
    @mayh3mmadn3ss79 Před 2 lety +6

    Cut the whole podcast into clips because it's all gold

  • @jaejae444
    @jaejae444 Před 10 měsíci

    "held up @ knifepoint" 😂

  • @CHOPPASLUGBM
    @CHOPPASLUGBM Před 2 lety +20

    I deal with the way of the world identically to Chris hahahahaha. Sometimes its so unbearable, turning it into comedy is the only option.
    Keep the stories coming

  • @luluruckus55
    @luluruckus55 Před 2 lety +1

    Trust is absolutely free if you have integrity.

  • @AlienBaebies
    @AlienBaebies Před 2 lety +4

    This was hilarious lmaoooooooo

  • @OfficalCali
    @OfficalCali Před 2 lety +1

    Chris is really under rated homie needs 100m plus!

  • @kristen656
    @kristen656 Před rokem +1

    THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RELISIX
    @RELISIX Před 2 lety +3

    One of the funniest moments of the podcast yet

  • @monicawalsh5114
    @monicawalsh5114 Před 2 lety +2

    Couldn't stop laughing 👑 King D'elia

  • @Mypurposelifestyle
    @Mypurposelifestyle Před 2 lety +6

    This one has me in tears 😭

  • @mrjeremyjeremyjeremy
    @mrjeremyjeremyjeremy Před rokem +2

    The epitome of first world problems and I’m totally here for it 😂

  • @sheypanadoyle46
    @sheypanadoyle46 Před 2 lety +5

    I love your comedy Chris. I imagine that would be awkward. I also noticed if you had compassion for her it wouldn't be so awkward

    • @pigboi
      @pigboi Před 2 lety

      He paid even more money for her to get home safely. How is that not companionate?

  • @rolferikbaklkk6613
    @rolferikbaklkk6613 Před 2 lety +5

    How funny wouldnt it have been if it was Brian Callen who sent the cleaning lady and instructed her to go UUUHHHHHMMM? To get back at Chris for all the OOOOOOOPPPSS!!!

  • @scarefix8557
    @scarefix8557 Před 2 lety +2

    “You don’t think Spotify had something to do with it do ya”!!!

  • @andyblake9673
    @andyblake9673 Před 2 lety +1

    You are legit one of the funniest people on earth!

  • @heinzmad
    @heinzmad Před 2 lety +5

    This made me laugh so hard

  • @charliesmith8147
    @charliesmith8147 Před 2 lety +2

    Chris mate these videos are the perfect distraction I've needed .... funny as fuck although an old lady freaking out in your house can't be funny for you

  • @hawaiianrussian1047
    @hawaiianrussian1047 Před 2 lety +6

    ….I would more pissed at my wife for using my money to hire a cleaning lady, then just leaving and telling me to “deal with them” ….then when I call and tell her about this shit show that’s going on with this random old women that was brought here from the cleaning lady that my wife hired with my money she then tells me she doesn’t wanna come home to help me out because..”she’s scared”……even for a grown ass woman that’s a real bitch move lol

  • @visheshtiwari1042
    @visheshtiwari1042 Před 2 lety +2

    LMAOOOOO this is so funny.😂😂🥳

  • @illasbonez1708
    @illasbonez1708 Před 2 lety

    the shades made this so funny

  • @davidl1307
    @davidl1307 Před 2 lety +1

    Holy fuck this is gold.

  • @joshfletcher9408
    @joshfletcher9408 Před 2 lety +4

    All this struggle and money is worse than just cleaning your house yourself

  • @slr7628
    @slr7628 Před 2 lety

    “ they fkn figured out how to make a conglomerate” 🤣

  • @lewiepostalone8776
    @lewiepostalone8776 Před 2 lety +1

    8:59
    I wish i could be this neglegable to strangers emotions when they cry in my basement.

  • @tomsensale2104
    @tomsensale2104 Před 2 lety +2

    Y’got 2 conditions?!

  • @ColinQuin
    @ColinQuin Před 2 lety +1

    Johnny “trims his neck beard now”? Love to see it

  • @mikhailpugliano9610
    @mikhailpugliano9610 Před 2 lety +1

    You got that red interior AMG thang eh? Okyay

  • @Norfolkjiujitsu
    @Norfolkjiujitsu Před rokem +2

    I’ve got a condition, don’t let people with two conditions in your house 😂

  • @Powerline1391
    @Powerline1391 Před 2 lety

    “UHHMM!!”😂

  • @IdonthaveatwittersoFoff.

    The first “Ummm…” needed a swift “Oooooooooops…”.

  • @1990Co
    @1990Co Před 2 lety +4

    Hey… Christian… why’nt cha clean up after your own little par party…? Probably just had to throw bun’ stuh in trash bags… mab’ windex counter…. Kid was with grrma yajus chillin

  • @ashtonrouse5638
    @ashtonrouse5638 Před 2 lety +1

    "Now I have these random people to come wash my house".... wash my house.

  • @Bielocke
    @Bielocke Před 2 lety +1

    This was incredible

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 Před 2 lety +1

    This has Curb written all over it 🤣

  • @CoachHeyward
    @CoachHeyward Před 2 lety

    11:21 Ahahahaha “conglomerate”

  • @georgepanagiotou8673
    @georgepanagiotou8673 Před 2 lety +1

    Chris is hilarious man 😆

  • @Pedro-tl7jg
    @Pedro-tl7jg Před 2 lety +1

    I wish my dad was rich and I could do nothing my whole life like Chris

  • @PattyBandAidz
    @PattyBandAidz Před 2 lety +2

    S'rich...how's about we clean our own house, k?

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns Před rokem

    This is awesome.

  • @madridista703usa3
    @madridista703usa3 Před 2 lety

    My pillow guy lol

  • @thedude9592
    @thedude9592 Před 2 lety +2

    this shit was hilarious

  • @normanxiong5614
    @normanxiong5614 Před 2 lety

    The sunglasses

  • @kahrinf21
    @kahrinf21 Před 2 lety +1

    UUUMMMM this is too funny

  • @AlwaysRight1776
    @AlwaysRight1776 Před 2 lety

    😂😂 Color: “Off Dead”

  • @nancyjones6780
    @nancyjones6780 Před rokem +1

    I would say........ Breadfruit white

  • @evonne315
    @evonne315 Před rokem

    OMG what a nightmare 🤦‍♀️

  • @bravenraps1995
    @bravenraps1995 Před 2 lety +1

    IT’S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!

  • @seekeroftruth101
    @seekeroftruth101 Před 5 měsíci

    Chris, love your sense of humor. I'm Armenian, so don't touch my face bro.

  • @JulesJenkins-ys5ne
    @JulesJenkins-ys5ne Před 10 měsíci

    Chris is fucking gorgeous...plus hair on point

  • @tanyaspedd1144
    @tanyaspedd1144 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bl00DmixedWithPoison
    @Bl00DmixedWithPoison Před 2 lety

    Lol this is fucking hilarious because ive been situations like this. So awkward and youre just like fuck sakes man what do i do

  • @FiveVibesGamer
    @FiveVibesGamer Před 2 lety

    Your Mj white with salmon lips😂😂

  • @chazpfordt1620
    @chazpfordt1620 Před 2 lety

    Uh ohhhh oh uh ohh🤣

  • @nickwest_acoustic
    @nickwest_acoustic Před 9 měsíci

    Lol you really described that moderately inconvenient incident like it was the most stressful day imaginable. Chill out fam

  • @ArkhitectProductions
    @ArkhitectProductions Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

  • @jonathankulesa
    @jonathankulesa Před 2 lety

    I can barely afford groceries...
    "Cleaning Lady"? - I simply cannot relate...
    Rich people problems... 😆

  • @carlosanaya9756
    @carlosanaya9756 Před 2 lety

    UMMMMMM,M…CLEAN YOUR OWN FKN HOUSE CHRIS!!!😂🤣

  • @MoonBull13
    @MoonBull13 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro chris lives in twin peaks

  • @MiguelTorres-tb8zp
    @MiguelTorres-tb8zp Před 2 lety

    This was so funny

  • @ksrhys-
    @ksrhys- Před 2 lety +1

    9:00

  • @JulesJenkins-ys5ne
    @JulesJenkins-ys5ne Před 10 měsíci

    You're so smarty

  • @benfeacey860
    @benfeacey860 Před 2 lety +2

    Wash that 🏠

  • @leroy1829
    @leroy1829 Před 2 lety

    CHRIS DOESNT MISS!!

  • @redhot654
    @redhot654 Před 2 lety

    Chris sounds like he's been watching a lot of Vince Vaughn

  • @juliadavis4624
    @juliadavis4624 Před 2 lety +1

    FIRST! CHRIS IS AWESOME!

  • @marklunavich3221
    @marklunavich3221 Před 2 lety

    Fuck this is hilarious!!!

  • @Albuquerqueray
    @Albuquerqueray Před 2 lety

    Mango white 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inthbiz57
    @inthbiz57 Před 2 lety

    I now have a condition about this condition. OY VEY!

  • @BFrei46z
    @BFrei46z Před 2 lety

    6:45 cuz time

  • @Tehownilator
    @Tehownilator Před 2 lety

    Yeah women really are something else.

  • @aak3227
    @aak3227 Před 2 lety +1

    Unmmm crying in fucktville 🤣😂

  • @dannymeese5853
    @dannymeese5853 Před 2 lety

    😁oh, UH oh 😁