Chris D'Elia Reacts to Woman Whose Toaster is Possessed by Satan

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • Chris watches an old interview where a woman is seemingly convinced that her toaster is possessed by Satan. Is she lying? Probably. But it's good fun anyway.
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    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Komentáře • 207

  • @kanielh5229
    @kanielh5229 Před 3 lety +65

    “When I wake up in the morning I never know about the sentences that are coming out of my mouth later in the day”

    • @ToonLink240
      @ToonLink240 Před 3 lety +3

      PROFOUND

    • @spencer1531
      @spencer1531 Před 2 lety +3

      "How good does the toast have to be to allow Satan in your home?

  • @Nemesislord001
    @Nemesislord001 Před 3 lety +141

    This man talks to my soul every time

  • @mrjoe27
    @mrjoe27 Před rokem +6

    "How good does your toast have to be to allow Satan into your home?" 💀💀💀

  • @Ladybluebugg
    @Ladybluebugg Před 3 lety +21

    Not him bursting into "Real Love" while it's playing on the speakers in the Target I'm shopping at!!

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Před 2 lety +25

    When he called him Francis Ford Cappola I literally melted into the floor laughing. What a random but accurate observation lmao

    • @jarrettthomas4865
      @jarrettthomas4865 Před rokem

      I paused it there and looked him up and there was one of him in black and white that looked exactly like the guy and I literally laughed so hard for a solid minute

  • @CJ-bd4iz
    @CJ-bd4iz Před 3 lety +11

    When she held up the first piece of toast I lost it

  • @NoBeunoPendejo
    @NoBeunoPendejo Před 3 lety +74

    Chris's thought process.. makes me smile.

    • @joshlogan2789
      @joshlogan2789 Před 2 lety +1

      Chris’

    • @mindsigh4
      @mindsigh4 Před 2 lety

      @@joshlogan2789 Josh' thot process makes me wonder why english spelling & punctuation is so dislogical

    • @joshlogan2789
      @joshlogan2789 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mindsigh4 illogical** 😏

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Před 3 lety +41

    These Chris Delia reaction videos give me so much life

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před rokem +1

      "I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...

  • @RambeauBelievesnU
    @RambeauBelievesnU Před 3 lety +111

    S’a q-tip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ImAFuckinDevil666
    @ImAFuckinDevil666 Před 3 lety +11

    The best thing about waking up, is Satan in your cup.

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 Před 3 lety +16

    Holy shit dude ...I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe.

  • @demondsofdogtown
    @demondsofdogtown Před 3 lety +63

    I feel like Chris was talking about Brendon Schaub when he was talking about his friend that believes in ghosts.

    • @TV-zn7br
      @TV-zn7br Před 3 lety +6

      To be fair Brendan is wearing a hamsa all seeing eye necklace. (Witchcraft) So I bet he sees all kind of spirits

    • @leedsdrumacademy
      @leedsdrumacademy Před 3 lety +4

      That would imply that Chris and Brendan are friends...

    • @cag1
      @cag1 Před 3 lety +2

      Joey Díaz and Bobby Lee believe in ghosts as well. They talk about it at length on Church #602

    • @aaandy44
      @aaandy44 Před 3 lety +3

      Idk I felt more Burt vibes because of the "oh A hundred percent!"

    • @FactoryFugitive
      @FactoryFugitive Před 3 lety +1

      @@aaandy44 Me too, only person I could think of aside from My friend Caleb and it's 100% not Caleb. So Burt is the only logical conclusion lol.

  • @emmanuelgonzalez4945
    @emmanuelgonzalez4945 Před 2 lety +14

    “ toast is done” that one line really got me.

  • @tanorbonin9509
    @tanorbonin9509 Před 2 lety +2

    "3rd of all" really was as good as you amped it up to be. Lmao well played.

  • @packerbacker9109
    @packerbacker9109 Před 3 lety +23

    Chris is his zone through the whole vid, YES!! Too funny

  • @ofishal1503
    @ofishal1503 Před 2 lety +1

    It says "Satan lives!"... she ded it...
    HEY June O'Brian ....you did ittt.. 😀
    🤣🤣

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 Před rokem +1

    "I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...

  • @silencenhikes6692
    @silencenhikes6692 Před 3 lety +9

    Satan lives to make good toast haha great episode.

  • @Kevtron9000
    @Kevtron9000 Před 3 lety +23

    This was my favorite podcast all summer so funny

    • @protoneuronium
      @protoneuronium Před 3 lety

      Right on! "It" made me lol alone so many times. (which is rare) 🤣

  • @MrJMO78
    @MrJMO78 Před 3 lety +9

    I’m here for a silly goose time, and that’s all.

  • @aarono1800
    @aarono1800 Před 2 lety +2

    14:51 I’m dying at this point 😂😂

  • @LucoMcc
    @LucoMcc Před 10 měsíci +1

    If everyone had a big brother like Chris.. wwwwwwworld be better place😌

  • @asenita19
    @asenita19 Před 2 lety +3

    Man this is the funniest clip ever idk how it doesn’t have way more views dying rn 🤣🤣

  • @thegoosaroo4290
    @thegoosaroo4290 Před 2 lety +1

    "Because a sentence never ends in My.."

  • @Curlz76
    @Curlz76 Před 3 lety +12

    I would eat that toast 🍞slap some jelly on it and pray I don’t sound like Eli Wallach later

  • @kylemoe8564
    @kylemoe8564 Před 2 lety +1

    "Yes Dude! Yes" is my new exclamation for something aggravating

  • @starbelly2000
    @starbelly2000 Před 18 dny

    "hey, toast ish done." 😂

  • @Syndrum
    @Syndrum Před 3 lety +2

    Tsk tsk... I'll send Satan down to your toaster...

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani Před 2 lety +2

    “Just eat it” 😂

  • @steveschmitt6933
    @steveschmitt6933 Před rokem

    Its crazy loppsided stares into the camera when he’s grinning at his own jokes and ideas. Lol 16:51

  • @JayThomasofficial
    @JayThomasofficial Před 2 lety +1

    1 minute in Im laughing so hard out loud twice people all around my house are asking what’s so funny and if I’m
    Ok lol

  • @DavidKing-sx3ll
    @DavidKing-sx3ll Před 6 měsíci +1

    So quick with the Q-tip

  • @mhelf777
    @mhelf777 Před 2 lety +1

    When we didn't think that could be Eli Wallach because his voice wasn't low, but then it turned out it was him, I'm still laughing!!!!

  • @silverxanderman7092
    @silverxanderman7092 Před 11 měsíci

    June O'Brian 😅 call the coroner cuz I'm DEAD

  • @Jess.B82
    @Jess.B82 Před 4 měsíci

    I cracked an egg and there was the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..

  • @chrispowers8339
    @chrispowers8339 Před 2 lety

    When I laugh out loud with my earbuds in my wife always asks “ya listenin to De’lia?😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜

    • @alecstaley1017
      @alecstaley1017 Před 5 měsíci

      Can't even spell his name right yessss dude!!!

  • @rupexo
    @rupexo Před 2 lety

    DUDE that q-tip comment was instant and so accurate hahahaha. s'q-tip

  • @charlesrump5771
    @charlesrump5771 Před 3 lety +2

    "Aaaaannnd she looks like a Q-tip".

  • @Jess.B82
    @Jess.B82 Před 4 měsíci

    My guess is the flames out of the toaster, was done with the same paper for magic wallet tricks.

  • @miken2968
    @miken2968 Před 2 lety

    I may type lol a lot.. But I legit busted out loud when he held up toast with SATAN LIVES... I'm 💀 lol

  • @meilei8716
    @meilei8716 Před 2 lety

    Opened my eyes in middle of the night, door opened by itself and stove was on when I had the courage to walk downstairs

  • @yoitshannond
    @yoitshannond Před 2 lety

    “Dude, KEEP IT SHORT ”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pppcorn
    @pppcorn Před rokem

    it took me 3 decades to notice one side of the q tip is bigger than the other

  • @jkb462
    @jkb462 Před 2 lety

    New merch alert: “where’s my Satan toast”

  • @alpaverson9793
    @alpaverson9793 Před 2 lety

    "This is what the toaster sounded like" 😂

  • @michellet5158
    @michellet5158 Před 2 lety

    The only person who compares a snot to Jeff bezos rocket! I'm dead! 🤣

  • @JacksonKing100
    @JacksonKing100 Před 2 lety

    Farted right when you said "toot" and now I'm probably cursed

  • @tonyjohnsen3160
    @tonyjohnsen3160 Před 2 lety +1

    09:56 I dont know how good of an impersonator Chris is but thats Bert Kreissler he talks about

  • @BeezleSpiritCommunicator

    Satan doesn't like toast. 😂😂😂...

  • @jonathanbuck4256
    @jonathanbuck4256 Před 2 lety

    This lady is a comedic genius.

  • @DrewSage1
    @DrewSage1 Před 2 lety

    The silver necklace is maybe the best part of this video

  • @basilandrigsby
    @basilandrigsby Před 3 lety +2

    Does ‘it’ say “A bit more” in Eli Wallach’s voice?

  • @ericeschenbrenner3277
    @ericeschenbrenner3277 Před 3 lety +2

    Actually if you take a racecar and turn it upside down you have yourself an accident

  • @MsContessa1974
    @MsContessa1974 Před 2 lety

    We should all be able to take a spin in that car since our subscriptions help pay for it 😅

  • @NarekAvetisyan
    @NarekAvetisyan Před 2 lety +2

    Also, I didn't know Satan was American.

  • @2tart
    @2tart Před 3 lety +1

    I had to type racecar and check it. He’s telling the truth ya’ll.

  • @jonahclement24
    @jonahclement24 Před 3 lety +1

    the toaster had a voice of john calude van dam

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK Před 3 lety

    9:53 100% sounds like Bert Kreischer hahaha

  • @leorubio5653
    @leorubio5653 Před 3 lety

    That necklace you're wearing in a troll job right? hahaha

  • @whyyoustaring
    @whyyoustaring Před 3 lety +1

    Why wasn't "The Human Equivalent of Toot" the episode title?

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 Před 2 lety

    Oops you interrupted me 🤣

  • @hippielonggstockings3215

    some of my favorite chris content lol

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 Před 2 lety

    I used to say “sorry god” as well. Hahahahaha

  • @SchoolFlunkyPillJunkie
    @SchoolFlunkyPillJunkie Před 9 měsíci

    …i used to do the “sorry god” thing fucking TOO… i also say “excuse me” to my own burps when nobody is around..

  • @christopherpauls519
    @christopherpauls519 Před 2 lety

    I hate when you get interrupted and you forget. oooops I'm using that from now on nicest way to stop an interruption

  • @evonne315
    @evonne315 Před rokem

    Its a brave little haunted toaster.

  • @jonathankulesa
    @jonathankulesa Před 3 lety +1

    I bet Chris would flip the eff out if he finds out that there are $400-$500+ toasters on the market... 😂

    • @mikeross5627
      @mikeross5627 Před 3 lety +1

      Chris such a bitch dude he prob got 2 of em

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 Před 2 lety

    Where my satan toast?!😂😂😂

  • @williambonnie-do7yz
    @williambonnie-do7yz Před 3 měsíci

    I'm no, "Encyclopedia Brown" here but....Hey!
    SHE DID IT!
    ⭐👊🏻

  • @kanedelk9034
    @kanedelk9034 Před 4 měsíci

    “A sentence never ends with my” ends with ‘my’ brother 🤣

  • @TheThirdNight
    @TheThirdNight Před rokem

    It could be referring to something inhuman, which I would consider satan as.

  • @djgeitman2647
    @djgeitman2647 Před 3 lety +5

    Agreed!! I have had so many friends try and convince me about ghost and such and its always some stupid drawn out story that is not refutable evidence😂🤦‍♂️

  • @fbgfuture5804
    @fbgfuture5804 Před 3 lety

    He said its a one of a kind pieeeeece

  • @julesjenkins8387
    @julesjenkins8387 Před 2 lety

    I lie wallach.... I'm in a puddle of tears.... ,,,

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 Před 2 lety

    Oops himself 😃

  • @mthrnd1
    @mthrnd1 Před 3 lety

    “Fuckin’ elbow of a chick”. I am dead

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 Před 2 lety

    June is koo koo 🤣😂does she like the toaster or not? She said it makes good toast but it’s possessed oh man 😂She def scribbled Satan lives in the toast 😂🤣 wow

  • @ashlinhart5602
    @ashlinhart5602 Před 3 lety +1

    You could read the phone book and it would be entertaining. 🙌👑

  • @mikeross5627
    @mikeross5627 Před 3 lety +6

    Nice chain dude. That reminds me of being 12 years old in 2003, all metal chains were the shit back then.

    • @jamescolin7813
      @jamescolin7813 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahahaha this is amazing

    • @TaragonHelos
      @TaragonHelos Před 3 lety +2

      the most underhanded, holy christ lmao

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 Před 3 lety

      I've seen dogs with smaller chains round their necks

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271

    Do more reaction videos Chris…you analyzing the details is the funniest sh!t

  • @adamhunt1433
    @adamhunt1433 Před rokem

    but in all fairness satan would probably make some fire toast though

  • @zenpremiumcannabis5670

    a hundred percent? i think i know who believes in ghosts lol

  • @jasonzool323
    @jasonzool323 Před 2 lety

    You can see the glee in his eyes when he talks

  • @juice525
    @juice525 Před 2 lety

    I was watching this video while making toast on my toaster

  • @typicalrockhound9887
    @typicalrockhound9887 Před 3 lety

    Holeeeeeh fuuuck lol

  • @floridaman2331
    @floridaman2331 Před 2 lety

    Make em crispy through the gates of hell!

  • @rydogrittman1871
    @rydogrittman1871 Před 2 lety

    Woah race car - race car

  • @natequillin4365
    @natequillin4365 Před 2 lety

    6:10 haha pure truth came out

  • @BoboFattt
    @BoboFattt Před 3 lety +1

    The youngest man alive is fuckin back baby

  • @Dillonmac96
    @Dillonmac96 Před 3 lety

    Was 666 likes so I changed it to 667… dying laughing… it says Satan Lives. “you’did it.”

  • @woodstocknun
    @woodstocknun Před 2 lety

    that guy was on Letterman in the early 90s

  • @jessemockler616
    @jessemockler616 Před 2 lety

    It's a good ghoster

  • @Emulation_Inflation
    @Emulation_Inflation Před rokem

    Dang that chain ⛓️ is the shit!

  • @kittykat632
    @kittykat632 Před 2 lety

    Ah... just eat it

  • @TheMixmastamike1000
    @TheMixmastamike1000 Před 3 lety +6

    Palindrome

  • @mindsigh4
    @mindsigh4 Před 2 lety

    i don know why but this
    iss funny to me
    to
    day

  • @Louey_
    @Louey_ Před 2 lety

    Racecar racecar he's right

  • @SumZonedCat
    @SumZonedCat Před 3 lety

    How is chris so behind that he hasnt seen Toastergate with coppercab by now.. wtf 😂

  • @MikeGTR
    @MikeGTR Před 2 lety

    Free bank toaster?

  • @PlainAndSimpL
    @PlainAndSimpL Před 2 lety

    satan is the one that's at my house and he's in my toaster