Chris D'Elia Reacts to Missed Connections on Craigslist in Bakersfield

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • Chis continues his Missed Connections segment. In this one, he checks out the weird and wild stuff going on in Bakersfield. Stay until the end. It's amazing.
    Clip is from: Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP113 - Brahdellee-ahtaht
    Comedian Chris D'Elia (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) goes on tangent after tangent every week about what's going on, alone in his house.

Komentáře • 296

  • @aaronrobertson8334
    @aaronrobertson8334 Před 5 lety +328

    The last 3 min of this cured my depression.

  • @hunterendicott2673
    @hunterendicott2673 Před 5 lety +140

    His laugh is so good. And it makes me laugh even harder

  • @ninalove3044
    @ninalove3044 Před 4 lety +19

    Wtf!! Ive been on a Chris D'elia binge since yesterday - like dying laughing with tears- how in THEE ACTUAL FK did I JUST discover him??? Im so happy rn

  • @user-ve3oj9re2k
    @user-ve3oj9re2k Před 5 lety +14

    LMAO one time this guy i knew said "so watched any good shows on the Flix recently?" and i was like wtf is the flix....he had to explain that it was short for Netflix....i roasted him for days

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 Před 5 lety +66

    Gotta love The D'Elia.

  • @gushernandez9881
    @gushernandez9881 Před rokem +2

    Nah “what I want” face has me CRYING dude 😂

  • @m.sggs_9789
    @m.sggs_9789 Před 5 lety +80

    The song was the kicker for me I lost it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dylanostapyk7656
      @dylanostapyk7656 Před 5 lety +7

      Dude I can't stop rewinding that part over and over lol

    • @sammonroe3985
      @sammonroe3985 Před 5 lety

      What's the name of the song?

    • @ViolentRunn
      @ViolentRunn Před 5 lety +1

      @@sammonroe3985 You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

    • @sammonroe3985
      @sammonroe3985 Před 5 lety

      @@ViolentRunn thanks

    • @twanation2162
      @twanation2162 Před 5 lety +1

      “What I want, you got, it might be hard to handle...” 😂😂

  • @nikoma_
    @nikoma_ Před 4 lety +10

    I cannot believe how many times I keep watching this and how it makes me cry laugh every time. My god man this is comedy gold. I’ve been sharing it like crazy.

  • @NickGenovese
    @NickGenovese Před 4 lety +23

    “nsa what is that nasa?”
    no strings attached
    “oh yeah that’s right”

  • @gomez_tooraw3378
    @gomez_tooraw3378 Před 5 lety +150

    "So whats on baby" the only way i will ever acknowledge my wife from now on

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused Před 5 lety +466

    Hey Chris, I just subscirbed to your channel but do NOT contact me with unsolicited services and offers.

  • @Big_Steve11
    @Big_Steve11 Před 4 lety +3

    Chris' face when he pointed at the sign made my week and it's monday

  • @yig_501
    @yig_501 Před 5 lety +7

    the face when vocals kicks in

  • @annatnguyen7746
    @annatnguyen7746 Před 4 lety +2

    I really enjoy the way he smiles when he points at the "Do not contact me..." sign. 👍

  • @ereheryeht
    @ereheryeht Před 5 lety +123

    Omfg I was laughing so hard.

    • @zerofriends5592
      @zerofriends5592 Před 5 lety +2

      Dude, the song when Chris put his arms out and smiled, shaking his head. Was the money shot. I never pictured something so gay and so funny.
      "You make my dreams come true" HAHA

  • @babahancho813
    @babahancho813 Před 4 lety +3

    Lmao the song part legit made my day.

  • @alo4912
    @alo4912 Před 4 lety +1

    Hearing the faint giggling in the background makes it funnier lol

  • @commonbroadcaster
    @commonbroadcaster Před 4 lety +2

    Literally laughs more at himself when he does the "What's on ladies" 😂💯

  • @dmankilla8035
    @dmankilla8035 Před 5 lety +14

    This is the most I’ve cry laughed in a while

  • @ItsNessaTho
    @ItsNessaTho Před 5 lety +129

    "and i've never watched porn before, because i'm christian" 💀💀💀

    • @sumsar0125
      @sumsar0125 Před 4 lety

      That one was confusing because it was so understated and he moved on from it quickly, he didn't "milk" the irony.

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Před rokem

    his joy once he started doing the face kills me haha

  • @UsSpect
    @UsSpect Před 5 lety +4

    😭 I’m cryin, damn that was hilarious with the music and “acting”

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson3129 Před 5 lety +15

    Man this made my laughter come out 😂 great content as usual, thanks for the upload.

    • @HotdogGlory
      @HotdogGlory Před 5 lety +2

      “Made my laughter come out” eh.. se.. foreign

  • @BaddLudo
    @BaddLudo Před 5 lety +4

    I'm trying to eat lunch in the office and I'm crying laughing, jesus 🤣

  • @stevendelopoulos
    @stevendelopoulos Před 4 lety +6

    Dude I love you, you’ve had me laughing all week.

  • @nailmomma
    @nailmomma Před 5 lety +25

    I love your laugh...it makes me laugh even harder

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau4 Před 5 lety +22

    My stomach hurts 😂😂

  • @juancflorido
    @juancflorido Před 5 lety +30

    I laughed sooooo hard 7:26

  • @Jamedia66
    @Jamedia66 Před 4 lety +7

    Okay man, I’m out here eating a f’ing eclair and I literally just almost wrecked my car from exploding so randomly from that little song and visualization! Bro.. Bro!!!! Yes, I pulled over to make this comment 😂 F’ing Historical man!!!

    • @juleecarpenter1106
      @juleecarpenter1106 Před 3 lety

      I am just now reading this and the same exact thing happened to me last night. I had to stop and post about it also.😂👍🏽I was drinking a blueberry smoothie and had my mouth on the straw and at the 7:40 mark when he started the Hall & Oates song? I sprayed so much smoothie out of my nostrils and I peed a little SIMULTANEOUSLY it was EPIC BRO😂👍🏽

  • @Emily00Strange
    @Emily00Strange Před 5 lety +38

    I knew a guy that would say "let's look it up on The Goog" instead of just saying Google 😏

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc Před 5 lety +9

      @Antenna2heaven did he call himself the nard-dog by any chance?

    • @MartinEiken
      @MartinEiken Před 4 lety +1

      @@Jack-rk7jc You nailed it bro, that's 100% the type of guy they wanted to create

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 Před 5 lety +1

    I’ll never listen to Hall and Oats the same way again. This song is in every third movie and I will forever think of Chris bringing a man to climax with vigor.

  • @sebastiangosse3628
    @sebastiangosse3628 Před 5 lety +9

    😂😂i woke up my son laughing

  • @IAMayito90
    @IAMayito90 Před 5 lety +1

    I’m so weak!! Chris is comedy!!! My favorite lol. I can listen to his stand up and podcasts all day!! Haha

  • @dreambiglistentomymixtapes983

    You can't watch his podcast without the video 😂

  • @Life_Rips
    @Life_Rips Před 4 lety +1

    Omfg this shit had me crying at end! That face...lmfao!

  • @blownnbetter4822
    @blownnbetter4822 Před 5 lety +2

    😂😂😂 Chris’s podcasts are as amazing as stand up. Pissing my pants at my shitty job

  • @shimmy5340
    @shimmy5340 Před 3 lety +1

    I literally scream laughed in my kitchen for the last 3 minutes of this

  • @jamescarrier3372
    @jamescarrier3372 Před 3 lety

    Bro! The last one almost killed me! I fkn dry heaved, i laughed so fkn hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Angelothecomedian
    @Angelothecomedian Před 4 lety +1

    Omg the last 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cissyslit
    @Cissyslit Před 5 lety

    When the music dropped I about fucking died laughing hahaha.

  • @rbbnice
    @rbbnice Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve watched this at least a hundred times

  • @LOZlaura
    @LOZlaura Před 5 lety +2

    Your laugh sounds like baby angels being born, music to my ears 😂😂😂😂

  • @qawal12
    @qawal12 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm in tears bro! 7:45

  • @DebateThis
    @DebateThis Před 5 lety +4

    Great job man loving the cast.

  • @dbregman85
    @dbregman85 Před 4 lety

    Ho boy i should NOT have drank water before this, nearly spit that shit out LOL

  • @agm8214
    @agm8214 Před 5 lety +2

    8:03 that laugh!!! 😂

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 Před 5 lety +1

    I love how he reads the end about do not contact me with blah blah blah. Like they put that in the post.

  • @matty4855
    @matty4855 Před 3 lety

    I was crying at the end LOL

  • @ctatum_
    @ctatum_ Před 5 lety +1

    I think this was the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • @2CommaClub
    @2CommaClub Před 5 lety +7

    Do yourself a favor and just pause the video at 7:45 and leave it there for a little while, and enjoy

  • @MrWrecklessD
    @MrWrecklessD Před 5 lety +3

    The ending to this shit made me laugh so hard I almost woke the baby 😭

  • @SirenOffspring
    @SirenOffspring Před 7 měsíci

    I totally understood when he said "that hurts my heart".😅

  • @Pouya0820
    @Pouya0820 Před 2 lety

    I haven’t been able to stop laughing

  • @Viper-tq1zs
    @Viper-tq1zs Před 5 lety +1

    hahahah the first result for missed connections in austin texas says "girl at bus stop did you fart" "are there any girls that want to fart on my face please" LMAO

  • @GrimspecteR.
    @GrimspecteR. Před 5 lety

    Oh goddamn it...i don’t know what it is but i just LOVE the fuck out of Chris’s laugh.

  • @wrhodez7185
    @wrhodez7185 Před 4 lety +1

    Reminds me of Madtv "Lowered Expectations" I was DYING....

  • @Vassiliadis504
    @Vassiliadis504 Před 5 lety +11

    Lmfao I'm dying laughing haha

  • @Pouya0820
    @Pouya0820 Před 2 lety

    I can’t stop watching this

  • @GomJabbar9
    @GomJabbar9 Před 5 lety +5

    I had a bad day but then it was all erased when I got to 7:08
    Thanks Chris, you're the man!

  • @Keell444
    @Keell444 Před 2 lety

    7:26 best part of this video 😂

  • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
    @rebekahlikesmusic2723 Před 2 lety +1

    Man this has me dyin laughing. Chris is hilarious

  • @valeriedelacruz8423
    @valeriedelacruz8423 Před 5 lety +1

    8:00 had me gasping for air

  • @Kellygluckman
    @Kellygluckman Před 5 lety +1

    "I've never done it cuz I'm Christian" with the biggest eye roll I've ever seen. Had me rolling

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars Před 2 lety

    7:05 is all I see when I hear that song for 3 years now.

  • @sharleenduplessis6632
    @sharleenduplessis6632 Před rokem +1

    YOU are f'ing awesome , thank you xoxox

  • @idafox2499
    @idafox2499 Před 5 lety +2

    Dude is goofy lol
    Making me laugh so hard

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 Před 5 lety +18

    "Not that i do that, cuz im christian"

  • @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418

    Gonna be honest I wasn't a big fan before, stand ups just didn't tickle me for whatever reason. But you just being yourself on these podcasts is fucking hysterical. Converted D'Eliaber

  • @brookemoore484
    @brookemoore484 Před 4 lety +1

    I am literally LMAO 😂

  • @royal_berg
    @royal_berg Před 5 lety

    LIterally Crying from laughing so god damn hard, that is the funniest fucking thing dude hahaha! jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

  • @jessiszk4676
    @jessiszk4676 Před 2 lety

    I remember reading one in a Seattle missed connections and the guy was like “we made eye contact on capital hill today. You’re gorgeous and i would love it if you sat on my face. “ something like that. Had me laughing cause now its like i wonder how many people you make eye contact automatically want you to sit on their face…

  • @francisg5207
    @francisg5207 Před 5 lety +1

    "My slugging % is .520" hahaha

  • @pratikadhav8202
    @pratikadhav8202 Před 5 lety

    This is the hardest I have laughed in a while!!

  • @LostMyStick
    @LostMyStick Před 4 lety +2

    I could’ve sworn that Chris was Rick from the TWD

  • @itsjezzybrah
    @itsjezzybrah Před 5 lety +1

    Dude this should be a weekly thing

  • @juleecarpenter1106
    @juleecarpenter1106 Před 3 lety

    😂🍇💦💦💦 OHHHHHHH MY GAWD! I am sitting here drinking a blueberry smoothie with one of those wide straws so I have a mouth full of blueberry smoothie and my mouth was also on my straw and I swear to God right at the 7:40 mark when Chris was being TOTALLY RIDICULOUS I swear to god I just now sprayed so much smoothie out of my mouth and out of both of my nostrils and I PEED a little bit all at the same time. omg THAT was Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh that hard.
    😂👍 THAT was AMAZING!💪🏼😎💣

  • @BurgundyKRO
    @BurgundyKRO Před 4 lety

    I've watched this everyday for 3 months.

  • @Joooools
    @Joooools Před 5 lety

    I love watching Chris on the tubes babies!

  • @dylanostapyk7656
    @dylanostapyk7656 Před 5 lety

    The sonic drive in part had me crying for 2 days holy shit
    I sent that clip to everyone I know
    Fucking hilarious!!!
    @6:30
    Holy shit
    Thank you
    Lololol

  • @cceja688
    @cceja688 Před 5 lety

    I’ve listened to various Joe Rogans, This past weekend w/ Theo von, Your moms house, 5 minute podcast, Church of what’s happening now, and I’m now just discovering “congratulations” and God damn... I’ve been missing out.

  • @shakadeekee
    @shakadeekee Před 4 lety

    Way better than his stand up 😅🤣🤣

  • @NaruBrilu
    @NaruBrilu Před 5 lety

    Lmfao i died laughing at that. So fucking funny

  • @christopherrainwater991

    Same sign in the background of do not contact me lol

  • @Sticeyyy
    @Sticeyyy Před 4 lety

    I had anxiety before bed and this made it go away.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Před 5 lety +3

    Someone should make a compilation of all the sections of complete silence in these podcasts. It’d be pretty long.

  • @pumpkinboi800
    @pumpkinboi800 Před 4 lety

    that last one fuckin killed me

  • @OhThatsNikko
    @OhThatsNikko Před 5 lety

    Bfo I love the way you just spitball the jokes as they come to you and start crackin up at your own shit. Thats real comedy.💯 😎🙌

  • @JulesJenkins-ys5ne
    @JulesJenkins-ys5ne Před 10 měsíci

    Chris is everything🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Sashacita
    @Sashacita Před 4 měsíci

    Dude I’m dying

  • @erlendviken6412
    @erlendviken6412 Před 5 lety +1

    For some weird reason I like it when referred to as his babies

  • @leekautz2926
    @leekautz2926 Před 4 lety

    This dude is unreal. Funniest dude ever

  • @breza1515
    @breza1515 Před 5 lety +1

    greatest double take of all time 0:30

  • @TreeShark
    @TreeShark Před 4 lety

    Hahahahahahaha that music!

  • @jakasaras5525
    @jakasaras5525 Před 5 lety

    "Hey what's going ..." *dying inside noise*

  • @tonebalone9203
    @tonebalone9203 Před rokem

    Yah lmfao me as well lol it's on my dailys 😆

  • @borderlime7340
    @borderlime7340 Před 5 lety

    Tears....fucking tears streaming down my face

  • @BurgundyKRO
    @BurgundyKRO Před 5 lety

    OH FUCK! The 8 minute mark...HAHAHAHA!

  • @darkcamo77
    @darkcamo77 Před 5 lety +14

    You and Shultz are the new Murder inc.

  • @bondosaucy9675
    @bondosaucy9675 Před 5 lety

    This shit just made my day so much better, laughing my balls off

  • @linziRyan1965
    @linziRyan1965 Před 4 lety

    My stomach hurts from laughing