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  • čas přidán 26. 09. 2019
  • Chris reacts to more Deserve It Scale videos that he was sent. They're also called Instant Karma videos, but guess what? Now it's the Deserve It Scale.
    Clip from: Taxi Driver Behind a Keyboard (139) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
    • Video
    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Komentáře • 428

  • @davidugarte3826
    @davidugarte3826 Před 4 lety +478

    “I wish he fell. I don’t like it when the girl falls”
    Rewinds it and laughs at her.

    • @NewGoldie
      @NewGoldie Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 that took me out

  • @elnino4398
    @elnino4398 Před 4 lety +836

    Chris with a straight face: “oh wow that’s so funny dude”

    • @non-binaryeugene733
      @non-binaryeugene733 Před 4 lety +50

      Thats everyone whenever they write “lol” in a text

    • @jack_the_sparrow
      @jack_the_sparrow Před 4 lety +4

      @@non-binaryeugene733 lol

    • @Zawfee
      @Zawfee Před 4 lety +3

      That is constantly Chris when his computer system short circuts and his emotion processor is rebooting.

    • @fico1500
      @fico1500 Před 4 lety +9

      Thats someone who doesn't need to fake reactions for views

    • @v-mekka144
      @v-mekka144 Před 4 lety +1

      “Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing”

  • @azz75sl
    @azz75sl Před 4 lety +570

    Here’s a hot take, if you’re in a situation where wearing skis is an advantage, probably not the perfect texture for running.

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee Před 4 lety

      theh1n1shot that may be true. Doesn’t mean it’s the perfect running texture tho lol. I totally get snow running but slips definitely happen

    • @radicalboricua7245
      @radicalboricua7245 Před 4 lety

      @@ConLLee they were saying that because it's easier on your joints

    • @unclerico7271
      @unclerico7271 Před 4 lety

      @@ConLLee im with u. Dont care who runs when or how often. Just thought it was funny AF & perfectly timed.

    • @RadicalRedbeard
      @RadicalRedbeard Před 4 lety +1

      you def dont live in the midwest lmao

    • @RadicalRedbeard
      @RadicalRedbeard Před 4 lety +1

      @Giannis Antetokounmpo I meant the other dude who said winter running is amazing but I'm from Illinois

  • @DPER4
    @DPER4 Před 4 lety +219

    "Bryan Callen's face has the perfect texture for Dents"

  • @GlitterMix
    @GlitterMix Před 4 lety +58

    I love how thoroughly he analyzes these short clips lmao

  • @autofocus4556
    @autofocus4556 Před 4 lety +99

    “Hey guys, don’t send the ones where they die.” 😬

    • @autofocus4556
      @autofocus4556 Před 4 lety +1

      google e he was joking I’m sure

    • @autofocus4556
      @autofocus4556 Před 4 lety +1

      google e I’m sure he was but he was probably just saying that because it looked really painful lol

  • @shotguned10
    @shotguned10 Před 4 lety +51

    “Guess if these people are white”
    😂😂😂😂
    That just came out of nowhere and I was DONE

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před 2 lety

      Came out of nowhere but we were all thinking it before he said it lmao

  • @FatalFriction
    @FatalFriction Před 4 lety +167

    CZcams is the perfect texture for watching a Chris D'Elia video.

  • @johnwiggwag1789
    @johnwiggwag1789 Před 4 lety +321

    Send nothing but ones where they potentially died

  • @dominikcydzik
    @dominikcydzik Před 4 lety +54

    Chris' reaction to the truck hitting the dude was priceless
    I laughed.. hard.

  • @lassehl4349
    @lassehl4349 Před 4 lety +16

    " Do you know what snow is?"
    "water"
    -Chris D. E. 2019

  • @stevenheitzman8708
    @stevenheitzman8708 Před 4 lety +78

    At first I thought wtf chris....I use the word texture all the time. Then I'm like oh, okay. We're cool. I do tile work 🤣🤣

  • @kevincassidy198
    @kevincassidy198 Před 4 lety +10

    "don't send the ones where they die..what are you, Satan?" 🤣

  • @rodgerza2
    @rodgerza2 Před 4 lety +84

    I like the dumb smile when he says "Guess if they're white"

    • @ReddFoxx1562
      @ReddFoxx1562 Před 4 lety +1

      Let me guess if you're white

    • @rodgerza2
      @rodgerza2 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ReddFoxx1562 you can see my picture bro I'm not hiding it

    • @ReddFoxx1562
      @ReddFoxx1562 Před 4 lety

      @@rodgerza2 Over your head and under your feet, it seems.

    • @nicktaylor1902
      @nicktaylor1902 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ReddFoxx1562 your joke has a pitch that wide? Weak.

    • @RadicalRedbeard
      @RadicalRedbeard Před 4 lety +1

      ReddFoxx1562 Your joke just wasn’t good sorry pal

  • @TheNiNjawesome
    @TheNiNjawesome Před 4 lety +7

    The camera person is the real MVP. He or she could have not stayed with the joggers after the interview but s/he did and now we have this gem.

  • @bunklypeppz
    @bunklypeppz Před 4 lety +16

    The lady who slipped while jogging also did so after running directly onto a patch of sheer ice that was obviously indicated by the reflection of the street lights.

    • @bunklypeppz
      @bunklypeppz Před 4 lety

      ​@Jeff Royer Woosh. Usually when you slip on ice, it's because you don't see it. I was pointing out the humor in the fact that she could have easily avoided slipping, but instead chose to run into the one highlighted patch on the ground that everyone could see. I wasn't just reiterating the fact that there was ice on the ground.

    • @bunklypeppz
      @bunklypeppz Před 4 lety +2

      @Jeff Royer Oh well, at least I'm not the type of person who browses youtube comment sections looking for opportunities to be a dick for no reason. Keep livin' the dream.

    • @LooseCan88
      @LooseCan88 Před 3 měsíci

      She didnt fall til she tried to run on hubbys path, he cut her off than hits ground

  • @itscoolhesmybrother.6701
    @itscoolhesmybrother.6701 Před 4 lety +40

    Now she can't run for a month because they couldn't wait a day.

  • @michiganjfrog366
    @michiganjfrog366 Před 4 lety +15

    You can see the patch of ice 20 feet before she reaches it... It was preventable.. They said they were California kids, so they were determined to not gain an ounce over winter...lol

  • @dannass5
    @dannass5 Před 4 lety +21

    "guys don't send in videos where they die" challenge accepted

  • @SnikenCSGO
    @SnikenCSGO Před 4 lety +21

    The perfect texture doesn't exi-

  • @red6743
    @red6743 Před 4 lety +4

    No disrespect Chris but the dude getting hit by the ice cream truck is comedy gold. It has all the elements, the horn, the context, instant classic. Plus he walks away...

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 Před 2 lety

      The girl with the watermelon on the amazing race is also made to continue too.

  • @baboonmagi1763
    @baboonmagi1763 Před 4 lety +15

    My girlfriend was trying to remember from where she knows Chris, he looked familiar to her. After checking imdb and realizing she hasn't seen any of the movies we started watching these short clips where he rants and all of a sudden she said she remembered: "That's the dad guy from Full house" and she's right. Chris Delia is actually Bob Saget.

  • @michaelbrush741
    @michaelbrush741 Před 4 lety +14

    It would've been great if when the girl slipped you added in the grape stomping lady's audio going "OW WOW OW WOW OW WOW!!!"
    LOL

  • @mattnara4917
    @mattnara4917 Před 4 lety +21

    “If your listening to this and not watching the video. Guess if these people are white?”
    Hilarious quote!

  • @laytonbfc
    @laytonbfc Před 4 lety +107

    OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOps... that can happen

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus Před 4 lety +4

      they made a mistake TOGETHER

  • @PONYBOYonline
    @PONYBOYonline Před 4 lety +14

    The culture he has created is very impressive. It’s reminds me exactly of 6th grade where the cool kid has his followers and they just repeat whatever buzzword he says that week to the point of calling him daddy.

  • @kentuckyblugrass
    @kentuckyblugrass Před 4 lety +2

    Whenever im feeling down it takes maybe 15-20 seconds of listening to D'Elia and I'm pissing my pants.😂

  • @gorgonzolasleaze8623
    @gorgonzolasleaze8623 Před 4 lety +1

    I had no idea who you were till i a few days ago. Then i saw this channel. Now ive watched a lot of stand up sets and youre one of my favorite comedians.

  • @adamspence6809
    @adamspence6809 Před 4 lety +3

    Literally cried this video was hilarious. When he calls her a yoga teacher LMAOOO. And the scientist LOLLL

  • @MyDarKnightMareAnims
    @MyDarKnightMareAnims Před 4 lety +1

    "You fucking yoga teacher". Best insult I've ever heard lol

  • @emily-zx3el
    @emily-zx3el Před 4 lety +9

    I see you jeans sending in the death videos. Thanks for the hardcore fun 👖👖👖

  • @-themercyseat
    @-themercyseat Před 4 lety +1

    @ 9:38 bud homie puts his hands out like he's gonna slow down the delivery truck. Lmmfao🤣😂

  • @Mika-pv4bw
    @Mika-pv4bw Před 4 lety +5

    Bruh that last one.... 😮😮😵😵😵

  • @Vstrum
    @Vstrum Před 4 lety +40

    For a minute I thought the joggers were black but it makes a-lot more sense now

  • @toysarealive1
    @toysarealive1 Před 4 lety +16

    Chris. LET THE VID PLAY, BRUH!

  • @sugimation8575
    @sugimation8575 Před 3 lety +3

    It’s interesting how he’s genuinely changed since his semi- cancel. His attitude and demeanor are much less arrogant now. Fascinating.

    • @vernylee
      @vernylee Před 2 lety

      This clip is years old tho

  • @DadsResale
    @DadsResale Před 4 lety +3

    When he said "Hey guys. Guess if theyre white." I lost it.

  • @jnayls379
    @jnayls379 Před 4 lety +3

    5:15 "If youre listening and not watching it on the video. Guess if these people are white" *dead stare* HAAAAA

  • @schaef2355
    @schaef2355 Před 4 lety +14

    That guy got hit by an ice cream truck, he was fine, Tosh had him on for a Web Redemption.

  • @Hatrimn
    @Hatrimn Před 4 lety +49

    I don't care if he did die, it's funny. Getting taken out by an ice cream truck while ghetto dancing in traffic is divine comedy.

    • @lmlCOBHClml
      @lmlCOBHClml Před 4 lety +1

      I remember seeing that video on tosh

    • @Commando98100
      @Commando98100 Před 4 lety +2

      “Ghetto dancing” S’racist

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 Před 4 lety +2

      It's too intense to of made me laugh. I gasped. And then I felt bad for the poor immigrant ice cream driver that's gone get deported now for hitting a stupid child with his giant ice cream truck

  • @b_a_entertainment145
    @b_a_entertainment145 Před 4 lety +6

    That dude that got hit by an ice cream truck was on Tosh.O I think lol

  • @bryanplumstead9005
    @bryanplumstead9005 Před 4 lety +1

    Lol the ice cream truck and then the watermelon to the face. I cant stop laughing oh shit

  • @jacksonallen3945
    @jacksonallen3945 Před 4 lety +11

    I’m a baby !!! (Fart noise)

  • @519MaLoNeY
    @519MaLoNeY Před 2 lety

    “Guys, don’t send the ones where they die.”
    Lmaooooooooo

  • @zacjohnson8404
    @zacjohnson8404 Před 2 lety +1

    9:51 you know Tom Segura would be laughing his ass off at that one

  • @christianlipscomb819
    @christianlipscomb819 Před 4 lety +1

    :28 "that's so funny dude" is the embodiment of everyone who's ever said lol in a text and never actually laughed

  • @bjorncopperside4572
    @bjorncopperside4572 Před 4 lety

    I dont like when the girl falls... Proceeds to play it 5 times while laughing LMAO😂😂

  • @neon_dex42
    @neon_dex42 Před 4 lety +25

    I’m reading the comments on a video of Chris reading video comments.
    Then the person reading this will be reading a comment about reading comments while someone was reading comments.

    • @JustMe-ql9li
      @JustMe-ql9li Před 3 lety +1

      Damn now i gotta say it out loud... im commenting on a comment about reading the comments on a chris delia video where he reads comments

  • @telepathy90
    @telepathy90 Před 4 lety +3

    What’s even funnier is the camera guy on the texture snow one really did know or he wasn’t gonna keep filming them😂

  • @tylerk1501
    @tylerk1501 Před rokem +1

    “Wow, I love it 😐” - Chris D’elia

  • @snusemcgoose1001
    @snusemcgoose1001 Před 4 lety

    Lol the 4 seconds of WTF eye contact in the beginning is what makes me come back to this podcast

  • @chrisb2368
    @chrisb2368 Před 4 lety +3

    At 8:15 that guys laugh sounds exactly like harry from dumb and dumber

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr Před 4 lety

    LMAO - the guy dancing into traffic getting slammed by that delivery truck LOOOOOL

  • @VisionsFromAmari
    @VisionsFromAmari Před rokem

    It's 1:02a in Memphis 11/18/22 and i don't know why TF my algorithm wanted me to know the origin story of "Oops" but I THOROUGHLY appreciated the history lesson!!! Thanks Elon!!!

  • @JobyButlerHasAPodcast
    @JobyButlerHasAPodcast Před 4 lety +1

    The guy laughing in the streaking video sounds like Harry in Dumb and Dumber LOL

  • @sirelllingtob
    @sirelllingtob Před 4 lety

    The absolute best part of this, is when he says “guess if these people are white”!! I don’t know if people who do the videos are allowed to set up where the ads are, but that was fucking brilliant. Perfect timing, it was like watching an old sitcom again.

  • @davidbenoit4145
    @davidbenoit4145 Před 11 měsíci

    "Worst case we'll slide through a stop sign" slides through stop sign

  • @Diddley_Squat
    @Diddley_Squat Před 4 lety +5

    Haha, never run full speed at night.

  • @heyitslilz2474
    @heyitslilz2474 Před 4 lety +4

    The 2nd video of the “perfect texture” chick biffin it while jogging in Portland OR is a classic 😝 First off, people in Portland DON’T know snow at all‼️ 2nd, aaaaah ya don’t jog in snow 🧐 s’stoopid

  • @lucaslayvo9744
    @lucaslayvo9744 Před 4 lety +7

    Burgers in Amsterdam 😂

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 Před 4 lety

    I’m sorry, but the kid getting hit by that ice cream truck looking thing ... I’m lol so hard ... ok I’m dead!! ☠️

  • @bradordylan
    @bradordylan Před 4 lety

    "OOOPS, that can happen." Musta been the black ice? 🙉🙊🙈

  • @kingqp
    @kingqp Před 2 lety

    The oops does it for me lmao

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 Před 4 lety +2

    Love his hair like this

  • @painandpyro
    @painandpyro Před 4 lety +4

    I was totally thinking the same thing on the last girl "uh, ain't she dead now??"

  • @Marthyboy88
    @Marthyboy88 Před 2 lety +1

    WE NEED MORE DESERVE IT SCALE REACTS

  • @dead_yetti8343
    @dead_yetti8343 Před 4 lety

    “oh does he get hit by a car, i can’t watch” *continues watching intently*

  • @gnarhound
    @gnarhound Před 4 lety +1

    Santa with a maga hat.....bars

  • @jameskantlehner4046
    @jameskantlehner4046 Před 4 lety +1

    Perfect texture for a silly goose time

  • @Psychedelic_Wolf
    @Psychedelic_Wolf Před 2 lety

    She literally ran on the only sliver of ice on the road… talk about texture 😄

  • @Godzillacock
    @Godzillacock Před 4 lety +15

    Totally missed the rest of the watermelon video! So excited to so disappointed.

  • @Mizzzy90
    @Mizzzy90 Před 4 lety +5

    When Chris D'elia is your soulmate, but you live in AMSTERDAM

    • @0zem
      @0zem Před 4 lety +1

      Mizzzy90 that’s not a problem, just never say that you had your best burger in Amsterdam :D

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 Před 4 lety

    "It's the perrrfect TEXTURE for running"...."Yaaayyyy for us now let's start running in this perrrrfect text..AhhhBANGWAHHHH!!🤓🤕😖😵😫...😂😂😂😂

  • @imrecco
    @imrecco Před 3 lety

    I felt self-conscious when he was talking about the guys running in the snow lmao.

  • @airbagdeployed3438
    @airbagdeployed3438 Před 4 lety +1

    R.I.P. Chris D's Career

  • @danielmoses9430
    @danielmoses9430 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the news snow question LOL

  • @Ccrippie
    @Ccrippie Před 9 měsíci

    Chris has the perfect texture for this

  • @brod_pete
    @brod_pete Před 4 lety

    Its the perfect texture for running! 5:40 LMAO stupid yoga teachers!

  • @jasrob009
    @jasrob009 Před 4 lety +2

    I wanted to see the streaker eat plexiglass again. I thought that shit was hilarious.

  • @loustandards2827
    @loustandards2827 Před 4 lety +6

    Huge box trucks like that aren't exactly prized for superior handling or braking. I'm sorry that guy got hit, and cheers to you, Chris, for noting that it's too much to be funny. However, he did deserve it.

  • @nickkelly3199
    @nickkelly3199 Před 4 lety

    I remember laughing my ass off at that ice cream truck one as a kid

  • @chrislawrence5303
    @chrislawrence5303 Před 4 lety

    She says oops like you and will when brian says/spells something wrong 🤣🤣

  • @jackosnherron9648
    @jackosnherron9648 Před 4 lety +20

    Neither of them died lol

  • @charlieseets9434
    @charlieseets9434 Před 3 lety +1

    Nah the dude getting hit by ice cream truck was by far funniest😂chris got soft!

  • @keenanmclaren7959
    @keenanmclaren7959 Před 4 lety

    Lmao " hey you fucking yoga teacher"

  • @sirsmokealot9113
    @sirsmokealot9113 Před 4 lety

    Love the noise the girl makes when she falls #priceless

  • @treshonhful
    @treshonhful Před 4 lety

    First guy was probably like “watch where you fucking going!!” *hits pole* Then the drivers like “NO YOU WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING”

  • @MarcelPolman
    @MarcelPolman Před 4 lety

    Bring this segment back

  • @tlh1981
    @tlh1981 Před 4 lety +10

    I use organic lip balm on my tushy after my wife pegs me.

  • @user-ej3jy6eg6h
    @user-ej3jy6eg6h Před 4 lety

    the burgers in amsterdam thing hit home cos all the burgers i had there were shite

  • @Bad_At_Parties
    @Bad_At_Parties Před 3 lety

    Perfect texture for KARMA.

  • @gdup2009
    @gdup2009 Před 4 lety

    Dude that got hit with the Ice cream truck was on Tosh.O

  • @Decimalten
    @Decimalten Před 4 lety +1

    I feel bad for those people but also from 9:38 on I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @fuzzhead8540
    @fuzzhead8540 Před 4 lety +6

    Chris takes a dent to his emotions. Lol.

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 Před 4 lety

    Those last two were the funniest ones bro

  • @YungCountertop
    @YungCountertop Před 4 lety

    Bro watching this video high is fucking hilarious 😂 especially the snow running part

  • @mxtw7910
    @mxtw7910 Před 2 lety

    Is this where OOPS was born ?! 😂

  • @TroyErnestEdwards
    @TroyErnestEdwards Před 4 lety

    the perfect texture for running clip is an all-time

  • @youknowwhat1352
    @youknowwhat1352 Před 4 lety

    who fucking sees snow and then says “oh yeah this is the perfect texture”

  • @chesterbesterfeild
    @chesterbesterfeild Před 4 lety

    I fucking love Chris! (When hes not doing standup)