Kings Splurt Early (123) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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On today's show, Chris reviews Russian cuisine. Also discussed: Olympic events, Croatians, posture, working out, British accents in Chernobyl, and Armenians. We do MFUIPOTW & name an Elder!
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I don't think I ever watched a podcast as consistent as this podcast
this and tigerbelly are the 2 i almost always watch the day they are out
it's true. every week i laugh countless times at congratulations.
@@asd573 Is tigerbelly something of an acquired taste? I love bobby, khalyla seems really cool and they have good guests.
But I just can't get into, at all.
@@jarretclement5162 i dont think so, no matter what bobby is so naturally funny in so many different situations i can hardly remember a bad podcast, maybe he is just not ur style
@@asd573 lol, i fuckin posted "i love bobby," i know he's naturally funny.
The pod is just boring as fuck. Cheers
*Me for the next 1 hour 2 mins* :
My hands are tied now.
Me if a family member ever reaches out to me in the future. 😂
What about him? Fuck him
You bleuwww it
Fell off a building, dont you read the papers?
Yeah
Olympics: 4:50
Working Out/Posture: 9:48
U.S Soccer Team: 16:05
"Chernobyl": 19:00
Russian Food: 21:41
ADS: 23:51
Russian Food (continued): 27:15 & 32:16
Damon Wayans Jr.: 30:25
Starbucks/Cheeseburger Hat Guy: 33:46
ADS (continued): 38:35
T.M.F.U.I.P of the Week: 42:26
"Kings Splurt Early": 46:55
"Most Armenian Thing You Can Say": 49:10
T.M.F.U.I.P of the Week (continued): 54:54
New Elder: 1:00:19
YOU SIR ARE A TRUE CUDA.
Tyke Randolph how
Will you are the king
Not bad friend!
S’generous of you to share this.
My favourite part about Chris is when he's just like:
Does it bother me? YES.
Is it gonna be okay though? YES.
Does is matter bc I'm a comedian? No dude.
Been in a rut in life but watching every episode of Congratulations has kept me afloat. Thanks Chris.
"My shoes look like olives on toothpicks" lmaoooo😂
I am killed... 🤣
That log cabin sounds better and better every time.
I love to hear this man laugh.
I'm Armenian and Chris is SPOT ON about Armenians and it was hilarious!
Inchbeses!
I don't see no -yan or -ian bro
@@trevorreznik9881 Lav em du?
@@romanm.1812 My last name is Harutyunyan, it's just not in my username
@@peakf1300 S'good. I gotcha
Our leader Chrystal Lea.
hiel chyrsler leah
Sounds like a urinary tract disease: Chrystalea. I got Chrystalea, i had to get my penis removed. There were urine crystals forming in my penis and poking holes in the piss tubes
Almost seems like reality
*fearful leader
All hail our cult leader Cris Delorean
There are other very talented standup comedians in the podcast world, but none of them are as consistently funny as D'Elia
6:23 "Like they're tryna get service in the jungle" 😂😂😂
Every time Chris says KAAYY
I think of his brother
same here. total joke thief
Kay?? Kay!! Kay 🤷🏼♀️
Lol great post!
*Character:* (russian accent) You have to shoot the animal
*Me:* (Kawhi Leonard laugh)
Bhocolate Bhip Bookies ehh-haaahh..
No one makes Chris D'Elia laugh harder than Chris D'Elia
Theres still a functioning Starbucks in Chernobyl 😂
GLOW IN THE DARK ESSPRESSO.... MMMMMmmmm
the back pain medical insurance speed rant cracked me up
Speaking as a croatian, that is what we all talk about all day, every day... this podcast is the best thing ever!
Damn. S'early.
Am I mad? No
Did you still watch it like me? Yes
Did I have silly goose time? Yes
Any regrets? How.
Have I started to grow accustomed to it coming out Wednesday or even Thursday?yes. Do I have other things I normally do Tuesday now? Yes. But did I still watch this first because he makes me laugh too super hard? I did.. and it's all good
What?
“What does your bf do. He does the rings” 🤣
Jesus holding the rings 😂 this podcast is the gift that keeps on giving
"Had some drinks." I died. 😂
Do i love it when he answers his own questions? Yes!
Chris is at that age where he talks about his age every episode
what is the time stamp for that?
@@hudsonpruss5750 14:45
Someone needs to make a compilation of each of his "...YESSS" bits. Kills me everytime.
Chris 'I did a personal trainer {stutter intensification} I hired a personal trainer' Delios
Hahaha... "There was a sherpa on my back"!!!!!! That fucking killed me!!
Chris looks like the main character from a western movie when they take their cowboy hat off. 5 o’clock shadow and the slicked back hair lol
You're the best man. Here every week for a silly goose time.
S’early. S’dedicated. S’true baby. ✅
@Tiger Dragon bye cuda
When Chris was laughing so hard about his Armenian joke it made me so happy. 😍
Chris D'Elia is the new king of comedy.
I'm literally 95% sure its 2019.😂
Chris "my posture is good, wheres my medal" D'elia
I lose it when his eyes scan the room after a joke or punchline like “AM I RIGHT??!!” And then looks in the room as if 40 people are there nodding their heads.
This episode was hilarious! The honesty you had after promoting Ally Wong to elder was too funny.
Congrats #123 on the 4th? Unheard of, it’s a sign of a true leader
Croatia is the Olympic Rings of countries.
does it suck that you do ads in the middle of the podcast? yes
do I understand why you do 'em and that nothing is free? yes
am I still gonna skip till they're over? YES
Um...dafuq?
Fuck I miss this guy . There are other podcasts that are good you dip in and dip out no big deal . This podcast made me laugh every time . Never missed an ep . Come back 😢
Damn Chris is on fiiiiire today! First 7 minutes basically haven't stopped laughing :'D
Fiiiiire
Omfg I sit right next to 2 Armenian’s at work and you literally couldn’t describe them any better😂😂 I swear they both wear those sun glasses and half the things they say are “why do you do that? In my country we do ____” about anything!
Stayed home sick from work today. Perfect timing
Alexander Ruiz same
Always Be My Maybe is the gold standard, typical romcom.
Secret crush
Move away
Find each other
Everything goes well
Man ruins it
Man saves it
The end
Vintention Keanu Reeves
My_Ghost_Chips lol that was a pleasant surprise
Jesus is up there holding the ribbons like this 🤷♂️ 😂 this mans
Dang Professor D’Elia teaching us all the right things 😂👏🏻
Daily happiness just increased 1000%
Someone help me. Which episode was when Chris first broke down the King Speech
"THE CROATIAN TIMES:
Comedian Chris Da Eeleya has shamed us all. He say we famous for the rings like some Latvian or something. He make jokes on us and doesn't even know we are number one shot put in all the world in the 1923 Olympics. Croatia number one! Chris Da Eeleya must be stopped!"
It was in the year 2021 when Albuquerque NM, and Croatia joined forces with the Canadians after an incident in Ontario that left thousands of people offended. Invading forces penetrated D'elia's compound only a few days later. To everyone's surprise, D'elia and his.... "Babies" held back the Croatian and Canadian armies for two days until they retreated. Not a single Albuquerque soldier survived the onslaught. The event was deemed an act of war by Croatia and Canada by the US government. Canada settled by merging with the US to create "The United States of America with hockey". Croatia chose to fight the US and eventually became democratic after the US found oil there in 2027.
The D'elia compound still stands today, with Daddy's cabin still being preserved by his Babies who still follow his ways all these years later. It has been nearly 200 years since D'elia passed away as the oldest human to ever have lived, at 325 years old. Being wealthy as all hell after having his bags filled nearly two centuries, he was able to fund the research needed to slow down the aging process drastically. Although this technology could potentially change the world, Chris D'elia decided not to share it with anyone but his babies. He was even quoted on JRE episode 75,412 saying "fuck you Albuquerque, I'm a god, look at his hair, I showered yesterday" and "too many napkins". No one seems to know what it means, but officials were recorded at the time saying "it could be code for something".
This concludes the history of our Daddy episode 3. Please show your support by filling our bags as they come by. Thank you and please come again.
"Please do not contact with unsolicited offers or services.... Amen"
uploaded on a Tuesday!!!! JUAN HYRE!!!
I just noticed Chris kinda looks like Bob Saget with scruff and longer hair
You're s'blind
44:55 eh s’larious
Died laughing at the part where Chris mentioned the itch on his back.. and then he took a look only to see a Sherpa climbing up his back to camp out.. 😂
Every time i watch this channel I question my existence...thanks
V77 Scorpio because you watch it? Or because it makes you question? Dude, this is important
Working out your back is really good for dealing with back pain. I have scoliosis and the only way I can see noticeable results of relief with my back is when it’s got a lot of muscle support around my spine.
Early podcast post! Y'rooster? Love not waiting for it though. 🤘🏾🖤👶🏾
The bit about Armenians was so accurate 😂😂 I’m only half and I still relate
Still watching
12:15-13:00 this one man back and forth is exactly what my internal monologue sounds like 😂
lmao "he was just teeth and eyeballs"
GREAT JOB ON THE PODCAST. YOU NAILED IT.
Dr. Christopher D'Elia, associate professor of Economics at Brinks University.
tbh props to the guy asking for an internship! Coming from a recent college grad with internship experience and applying for jobs left and right, I give him props for trying, he may have ran up the wrong tree, but took guts! It's a hard market out here in these streets
the bit about the rings coming from the heavens so funny lmfaooooo
I'm here for a silly goose time and that's it.
Get a notification uploaded 18 minutes ago, see comments that are 40 minutes old.
Huan s'fired??
Huan? Are you a 70 year old from the mid west who's never heard of Mexicans, yes, does it matter, no, is huan spelled Juan yes.
PRINTER is it Juan or Huan?
@@canadianscraggledog HJwan
H'J'Won
Wan Faiyur
Chris! I never comment on shit, but I have to say you make studying for finals more bearable and I appreciate it. Love!
Chris talking about tiny skiers and sherpas was more entertaining than the entire film Downsizing
Uncontrollable laughter at 14:19 😂😂😂
Those joke runs are fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
res in peace :(
Hope he comes back, he didn’t do anything illegal
“Its BOOORSHT OF COOOURSEE “ -Eminem
I’ve always loved the ice pick throw
Silly goose time commenced :D
😂 Ice skating is interesting as heck though!! Michelle kwan skating to fields of gold makes me tear up every time
20:52 "comRADE?" i'm dead
The internet enjoys the Crystal Ear podcast.
Never been more on board with a movement than I am with "fuck cold soup"
"am i gonna do anything about it? no" hahahaha
Chris gets it so hard. And the log cabin should for sure be in Muskoka, Canada.
Hahah when I was listening I was multitasking and somewhat paying attention while you were reading off all the foods and I was thinking to myself “wow this is the longest blue apron commercial ever” until I figured it out hahaha
dude, one of the best episodes
gang m'babies
Chris making fun of Russian food for good chunk of the podcst made my day.
1:00:56 savage lol we love you chris
Chris, I'm a world class Nordic Ski Jumper. I competed all through High School nationally and internationally and almost made the olympic team in 2002. So I'm officially a never-was, instead of a has-been.
It's seriously a popular sport in most of Europe that most little kids try out (obviously scaled down) instead of baseball etc.
@ 26.45 , ”When you really believe in the product your supporting”
That comrade shit killed me
Hey Chris, I dont know what you have against coasters, but you should really think about getting one.
makes me BRM when he puts his drink on the index cards
@@mattsavarese8546 right!
So?
Yeah i know those guys
Apparently there’s actually a gene that makes some people taste cilantro as soap, it’s not just picky eaters
Didn't even mention that he's in always be my maybe.. 😂
Watching him roast Russian food for like 15 minutes was fucking hilarious 😂
*God making Chris* - This... this is the guy...
*Chris’ Fans* - God bless this man🙏🏼
Wtf man?
KING CHRIS D’ELIA
Do I ask myself questions I know the answer to to seem smarter, yyyess.
You used a hair dryer to “remove soreness” instead of an ice tub? Lmao
I used the quip toothbrush. All it is, is a travel toothbrush with a battery that makes it gently vibrate. It literally is the worst toothbrush ever made! For $40 you would expect it to be better.
Eat it and shit it out 😂 laughed like a moron on the way to work listening to this 👍🏻
You're a non-sense comedy genius man
"Will get really stronger. Socroatian" bhahahahahahahahah