It's So Changing | ep. 102 - Lifeline
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May 14th!
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Get your tickets for the Lifeline LIVE show May 14th at the Irvine Improv! Today we talk about the dreaded word fumble that you'll never forget about, romantic money spending, being harrassed while shopping (why are they sucking the cranks of Big Grocery?), and when a good start to a relationship falls victim to unfortunate circumstances. Also, wiping before a shower?
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0:00 Lifeline Live in Irvine!
2:20 It's so changing
11:48 Hard crush with kickers
18:18 "Poo" then shower
23:15 Let's do
28:32 Romantic splurging
31:53 You're welcome, no thank you
34:04 Friends at open mic?
36:59 Big grocery cranks
46:48 Separate instagrams - Komedie
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Where can I download or stream the intro/outro song?
Matt looking like he's got Jaundice or Scurvy
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Matt looks like the manager of santa's workshop
😐
And Chris looks like the previous employee of Matt's new position...
Its a rough gig.
I am that.
You know he runs that workshop like the navy too
Nah, Matt’s too chill to be a drill sergeant. They’d have a poetry and philosophy corner while listening to 70s rock.
Matt is 100% correct about having something annually to look forward to. For me and my wife, it's a trip to Vegas every year in November for the SEMA car show. We look forward to that all year and it really does make life better.
Life Rips
U sure she does too or just u bud
yea my brain tends to function better when im looking forward to things.
Sorry dude, but your once a year vacation sounds like a nightmare weekend to me.
SEMA is cool but its a 2 hour walk and GTFO.
lol I get us rooms at The Wynn so she's happy!@@Kovar02
Lost my mom. She was from Montclair / Glen Ridge. Thank you for being here for me. It’s amazing a free show provides so much value.
Im sorry for your loss. May she rest in peace
I'm sorry for your loss 💔
❤️❤️❤️
Hey there. I’m very sorry to hear about your mom. That must be incredibly difficult. I’m so so so SO glad we can provide you with even just a little bit of relief from your grief. We’ll be here every week with a new ep for ya, I hope you enjoy every single one of them!!!
I hope you find her soon.
sucking on the crank is a legendary phrase and I love when callers casually use it 😂
That’s what I’m talkin bout !!!!
Am I the only person that puts on an episode and then part way through hears something and thinks "man that's such a good name for this episode!" Then checks to see if that's what they went with? I get it right like 1 in 15 times... Today was one of them days 😁
Same
All the time ayYESSS we are all the same person
HAHAHAHA that’s amazing
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the GOD of beanies
This is my nickname- and the only name my family uses to refer to me. Thank you.
@@mattdelia Matt TGOB D'Elia (I bow to you)
The breaking sunglasses with sound effects had me in stitches! 😂
To the dude in the supermarket self-checkout - when someone is standing too close behind me in a line or whatever I pretend like I’m looking around for something, turn around and deliberately bump into them like I didn’t know they were there 😂
Oh wow I am SOOOO gonna do this from now on!
Same. I "unconsciously" step back, ever so slightly
@@Sharstr genius
@@Sharstr yes that’s the move! 😂 “oh sorry I didn’t see you there”
Chris: "i dont know why i have messy shits.." then goes on congratulations and talks about eating a hundred cheeseburgers before going to bed every night
The chemistry between the brothers makes the pod good. That being said Matt looks like a Christian rapper named Raspberry Marmalade. 1st Lp Mezus.
Title track - Walking on the Jam.
Hit - Many Shades of toast.
Sponsored by Smukers
This is absolutely rip roaring funny
😐
That ‘So close!’ In unison killed me 😂
😂😂😂
@@mattdelia outstanding work as always Matt! I spent 2 hours yesterday watching a compilation of the best bits of Lifeline and I was in tears. It’s amazing how different you two are but so obviously brothers at the same time with some of the things you do and say.
Matt: “What was the other hour?”
Chris: “Torture.” 🤣🤣
As if the other 23 hrs were not!😂
Happy Sunday to you fellas 🤙
Homeboy was literally pooing while asking the question!!! 😂
matts quick thinking with the “taking a selfie” killed 😂🤣
Sending you love from Barcelona. I hate when people say the word ´poo´ so much in the UK that I moved to Spain.
I understand.
Chris, the hair is a 10/10 today 🤍
M’optical lab manager. Plastic frames get brittle over time due to things like heat exposure and oils in our skin. Even new frames can have some imperfections in the plastic mold so it’s always a risk to adjust them. Even new frames can crack occasionally.
PRO TIP: with Raybans, look inside the temple to see where they are made. The made in Italy materials are much better quality so try to stick with those.
Love you guys!
Matt is absolutely right...I'm going for a short trip tomorrow and I actually will be gone right around 30 hours.
See!!! Perfect trip.
oouu matt lookin like a sexy little raspberry babyyyy
This is the compliment I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Thank you.
When the guy at the gym said "Ah come on! You're big enough". Your response should've been "Grow or Die!"
Around 57:00. The Casefile podcast episode 53 (east area rpist) is the scariest thing I’ve listened to. If you don’t know the story I recommend listening to all the parts - and then looking up the news on it
I love this show man 😂
For the girl leaving to Europe who’s from Canada. My advice for you is Doink it out! What if it sucks and now you know or… it’s amazing and this will only push you guys closer to getting and staying together.
Matt your complexion is so pretty
Needed to see this today! Thank you!!!
@@mattdelia Chris is eh s'translucent
29:06 ‘she wants to go to this “A-vent”’ 😂
Best podcast episode yet, bros 😂😂
🙏🏼
@@mattdelia 27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way:
1. I'm training to be an action figure
2. I'll believe it when I see it
3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth)
4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers*
5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac
I love you both ❤️ Matt, you're insane for bringing a bag of clothing items to mix and match but that's why we love you.
Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
43:46 …… I literally spot out all my food I was eating because of how hard that made me laugh 😂
32:30 I've been a server for around 5 1/2 years. I do the exact same thing. Force the "you're welcome" I love it
Peach beanie was the one👌🏾
27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way:
1. I'm training to be an action figure
2. I'll believe it when I see it
3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth)
4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers*
5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac
Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
Lovin life! Lovin life!
“No not yet” why tf did that send me😂😂😂
BING BONG!!!!
Okay but what episode of case files was Chris talking about? I want to listen to that story now haha
it's crazy how different Chris and Matt's skin tones are
Vitamin D does wonders. Chris looks like a vampire.😅
matt gets sun
Is it?
@@lovefist86ah yess. A deep thought
😂😂😂
Holy sh1t, dragging around a bag of clothes is hilarious 😆
I listened to this episode while gaming and Matt's beanie was like the cops hat in scary movie 3. It just got bigger and bigger every time I looked away and looked back.
Haha!
Matt's note on needing something to look forward to hit HARD. Had several months last year with absolutely nothing ahead and it was pretty soul crushing.
Totally! Even if you just make it up outta nowhere, you gotta have SOMEthing to look forward to!
no way. a good poop story is SO SO funny
There’s just different types of jokes for different types of folks. And sh¡t humor isn’t it for me. But living in Alabama, a lot of people around me love poop jokes
@@FCKfear well, poop stories and poop jokes, different things
The Private Record is very good.
Heyyyyyyyy, this is an excellent comment!
The end of the episode,, Chris is like my gf's mom 😅. You tell them to stop, but they can't stop!
BANGER ENDING , Matt your hot then your cold your in then your out 🤣🤣🤣
My ears work 😂😂😂😂
40:00 : Holy crap, imma use that for close talkers from now on. Good idea, ma babies 👍🏾
Can’t wait for the Durham show
Matt I do the same thing with clothes etc. I always bring options. Why are we like this?
@24:02 Chis D'Elia as Jean Claude Van Damme "I can do..."
When are Australia tour dates dropping? 🇦🇺🦘
If she’s moving to Europe for 2 years then I’m moving to Europe…and that’s that.
Yeah exactly. Life’s too short and it would be worth experiencing when you’re young and have the opportunity
Foe the self check out guy: the best thing to say is "oh, I'm good. Thanks" with a smile and they should know to back off
Best Matt's beard has ever looked just the goatee and stuble
Can someone tell me what model ray ban glasses are that Chris is wearing?
the best way to get someone away from you who’s standing too close is to tell them you have something contagious.😂 covid, strep, flu, etc. they always back up.
That you're welcome thing is just people with a high expectation and they usually didn't give the other person second to say anything before they jump to being offended
Matt’s outfit is Brazy good.
Still brazy baby
chris yyyyyyyy'gotta stop talking about serial killers
Totally missed what the guy was asking about getting tickets to the event in June. He asked the question because the event is months away and he wasn’t sure if he should spend $250 on the event then it goes to waste if they don’t work out/break it off before the event.
I was so ready to see Chris live in Fort Wayne but show got canceled…. blood red mad.
I love the phrase "Rear end activity " 👌
"LOOK AT SIGN!"
The fact that they canceled the Fort Wayne show has me bunched up
Life Rips tho
Matt, the color you’re wearing on this episode is messing with the green screen or quality and making you look fuzzy or static-y
I have an issue at my eye doctors glasses place with fitting my face it’s so strange bro
Yesssss Australia 🌏🦘🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
I love how shower poo guy half asses his concern for the environment.
Him: So I turn on the shower then sit down to poo (wasting water)
Also him: Not wiping saves the environment from conservation of toilet paper.
I’m just being a dick, not actually serious
I hate my RayBans! I have to constantly tighten the arms
Self-Checkout lurker trying to look busy so management doesn't think they can fire them too. By not letting them help you you're sucking on the crank of a big corporation.
Algo juice
44:41 the road runner
when people dont say thank you i respond with "Oh? fuck me right"
the poo then shower question is so so so dumb…
when someone is way too close to you, face to face, make out with them and when they pull away, look confused, because obviously we are making out.
56:41 😂😂😂 😮💨
Beanie GOD 🤙🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Seriously Chris! Where would you ever be that you would need to give up your seat for anybody! A podcast?!
Is that a mountain ⛰️ on Chris’s neck?
31:23 A German officer duuuuuude
Girl at 12:00 is the other woman
Matt looks cool as fuck
im so pissed they cancelled the Fort Wayne show :(
Same, blood boiling mad
Hello
Never forget disagree police
How many red beanies do you have? 1 is too many!!
Saw a guy at the gym wearing jeans with sweatpants underneath.
…it may have been the other way around I can’t remember.
The smell DOES in fact activate the boinoioing
lmfaoooo ep should've been called exclusively terrible
RUNK
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Someone tell Matt the sunglasses aren’t wide enough for his face. Change it or give them back to yannis papas
I'm shitting while watching this. Just wanted to let Matt and Chris know.
9:33
23:00
Chris off his meds on this ep
Wow Matt has some really smooth forearms?
Hair at a 7.8
Anyone else see the static in Matt's red?
Matt Delia the Beanie Baby