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  • Compilation of some of my most popular TikTok videos. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe, drink water and hug your mother.
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  • @jameswilliams7873
    @jameswilliams7873 Před 3 lety +5949

    Fun fact, another name for a group of ravens is a conspiracy. So if you have crows and ravens together you have...
    A Conspiracy for Murder.😂

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y Před 3 lety +3387

    When a chinchilla has a dust bath it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when *I* do it, I’m “ruining the family reunion” and “traumatizing my cousins.”

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 Před 3 lety +151

      Can you suffocate Fleas by using your hair? Does your hair grow mushrooms when you get water in it?

    • @copperredd
      @copperredd Před 2 lety +7

      Lol

    • @Madkap42
      @Madkap42 Před 2 lety +137

      @@biggsdarklighter0473 ...what if I said yes?

    • @theoneandonly3945
      @theoneandonly3945 Před 2 lety +7

      Your profile pic is pretty [sic].

    • @caesartiberius9352
      @caesartiberius9352 Před 2 lety +192

      The chinchilla didn't use grandma's ashes.

  • @tanuki01
    @tanuki01 Před 2 lety +1085

    “I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t” really is how we roll as a species

    • @battlebear437
      @battlebear437 Před rokem +27

      Or in my case, being sarcastic at the wrong time…

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Před rokem +54

      Humans can and will pet anything

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 Před rokem +52

      @@thomasnolastname8734 And it's both our best and worst quality

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Před rokem +44

      @@tanuki01 Yes, yes it is
      But if stuff didn't want us to pet it, why did it evolve to be cute?

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Před rokem +23

      @@thomasnolastname8734we evolved to THINK they’re cute so we would pet them and thus become more accessible food.

  • @leshyaedawnfire
    @leshyaedawnfire Před rokem +752

    Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.

    • @sussygojira4121
      @sussygojira4121 Před rokem +11

      The only thing I remember starting with Ci is cinnamon

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 Před rokem +54

      Does the elephant still recognise/remember him?

    • @DWEAKKII
      @DWEAKKII Před rokem +40

      That is so wholesome I’m going to plant a tree

    • @adrianomaly1760
      @adrianomaly1760 Před rokem +12

      How lovely!!!!!

    • @jennifernoyola6646
      @jennifernoyola6646 Před rokem +10

      That's like something straight out of a Disney movie!

  • @amanofculture4076
    @amanofculture4076 Před 3 lety +4299

    "I would make a joke about the government, but it probably would not accomplish anything" LMAO

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 Před 3 lety +86

      This can be taken 2 ways. It can imply people who make fun of Congress aren't accomplishing anything or its I playing Congress doesn't accomplish anything

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 Před 3 lety +151

      @@maximumforce8275 that would be true if he didn't later say, "I would make a joke about priests but only the kids would get it"

    • @wade2781
      @wade2781 Před 3 lety +8

      only 2 replies?? bruh that joke took me a bit but I got it lol

    • @Idklol208
      @Idklol208 Před 3 lety +4

      LMFAO

    • @WalmartsCornerRat
      @WalmartsCornerRat Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂

  • @thefiretailedweasel6206
    @thefiretailedweasel6206 Před 3 lety +2989

    Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a complaint

    • @maxbarnes715
      @maxbarnes715 Před 3 lety +163

      No, they’re also called either a god dang mistake and an entitlement

    • @september758
      @september758 Před 3 lety +65

      That just feels right

    • @fan-ficau9809
      @fan-ficau9809 Před 3 lety +116

      @@maxbarnes715 DEFINITELY An Entitlement!!! When Their Little Hellspawns Group Together They're Called A 'Disaster'!!! XD

    • @domp2729
      @domp2729 Před 3 lety +29

      Another applicable name would be a “government”

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 Před 3 lety +21

      Komplaint

  • @thatguy_5240
    @thatguy_5240 Před 2 lety +200

    "I will absolutely pick it up like a lap dog and let him decide what he wants to do about it" your content is absolute gold

  • @slimothyjames4577
    @slimothyjames4577 Před 2 lety +384

    "A group of alligators is called a congregation. I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it."
    I laughed so hard at that one... I'm a Christian, and I appreciate your humor man! xD

    • @tykeandjonsieshow3595
      @tykeandjonsieshow3595 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Could you fill me in? I'm neither a kid nor religious so I wanna know what this is about lol.

    • @slimothyjames4577
      @slimothyjames4577 Před 9 měsíci

      @@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Oh nooo, I feel bad for ruining the innocence there xD warning, it's a very dark joke!! In the corrupt corners of the catholic church, priests have long been notorious for pedophilia (particularly involving altar boys and eunuchs), and the "congregation" is the group of folks who attend a church lead by a priest.

    • @fuzzydude64
      @fuzzydude64 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@tykeandjonsieshow3595 I'd tell you but there's nothing wholesome about it

    • @tykeandjonsieshow3595
      @tykeandjonsieshow3595 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@fuzzydude64 what, do you think I'll be offended or something because it's not wholesome? I appreciate dark humor so I'd like to know lol

    • @lovesmattie_
      @lovesmattie_ Před 8 měsíci

      @@tykeandjonsieshow3595 its because many priests are pedophiles

  • @Steel_
    @Steel_ Před 3 lety +5142

    Groups of crows: *_M U R D E R_*
    group of fancier crows (ravens): _unkindness_

    • @Mastermint
      @Mastermint Před 3 lety +424

      There's a posh brittish villain somewhere finding this highly entertaining

    • @beyondblood2707
      @beyondblood2707 Před 2 lety +282

      I like to think it originated from a thinly veiled threat.
      "I will bestow upon you an..." Looks at group of ravens picking at carcass "unkindness"

    • @crispy7341
      @crispy7341 Před 2 lety +69

      They live in a society

    • @JamesCharIes
      @JamesCharIes Před 2 lety +98

      I’ve seen multiple murders.
      Murders of crows

    • @theredbluegamers9106
      @theredbluegamers9106 Před 2 lety +42

      In denmark we say a group of kindness when its ravens

  • @zachsmith4946
    @zachsmith4946 Před 2 lety +2111

    "a group of jellyfish is called a smack"
    Turtles: more like SNACK

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina Před 2 lety +61

    "Leave alone in a room with a badger and I'll either gain a friend or loose a hand" words to live by

  • @FoxFighter-HellBringer
    @FoxFighter-HellBringer Před rokem +131

    I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)

    • @Wolf-oc6tx
      @Wolf-oc6tx Před 7 měsíci +4

      I find that very heart warming.

    • @FoxFighter-HellBringer
      @FoxFighter-HellBringer Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Wolf-oc6tx It was so crazy to see them go from fighting over food to being calm and very still.

    • @Wolf-oc6tx
      @Wolf-oc6tx Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@FoxFighter-HellBringer They sound very sweet.

  • @LoRukeEX
    @LoRukeEX Před 3 lety +11048

    Fun fact: a group of vultures is only a wake when they're in the air. On the ground, they are a committee.

  • @justaguy1304
    @justaguy1304 Před 2 lety +4476

    The fact that an alpaca giving birth is scientifically known as an unpacking gives me a lot more hope for the human race

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Před 2 lety +9

      Congregation

    • @JackieOwl94
      @JackieOwl94 Před 2 lety +36

      It also takes only 30 minutes.

    • @xLeppiecat
      @xLeppiecat Před 2 lety +10

      @@JackieOwl94 how did you know that off the top of your head?

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 Před 2 lety +29

      @@xLeppiecat for what you know my man's done extensive research

    • @xLeppiecat
      @xLeppiecat Před 2 lety +5

      @@jontraz5993 ... good point

  • @mortua_conjuga
    @mortua_conjuga Před 2 lety +19

    lemon sharks being possessive babies and have best friends made me so happy. they're so cute 💖

  • @CrayolaCoffeeBean
    @CrayolaCoffeeBean Před 2 lety +50

    As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)

  • @gauthams6732
    @gauthams6732 Před 3 lety +4816

    “A group of pandas is called an embarrassment, and you know what? They sure are” 💀😂

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Před 3 lety +196

      My favorite animal being the panda solely for that picture of a panda falling off a slide and turning into a literal black and white cotton ball.

    • @strawberrymilk6666
      @strawberrymilk6666 Před 3 lety +86

      _They’re literally a mood_

    • @user-kt6yx7ox7z
      @user-kt6yx7ox7z Před 3 lety +50

      embarrassment of pandas lmao

    • @elderberrycccccc
      @elderberrycccccc Před 3 lety +64

      I Have Now Learned Why My Mom Calls Me And My Siblings Pandas... I Am In Tears

    • @Borgnbo
      @Borgnbo Před 3 lety +18

      @@strawberrymilk6666 I don't think killing your kids by sitting on them is a mood 😭😭

  • @dungfungus56
    @dungfungus56 Před 2 lety +4211

    I love how elephants can be either the biggest menaces and would kill you in half a second or just the nicest things in the world

    • @drumbro1551
      @drumbro1551 Před 2 lety +266

      Really just a general rule for most animals

    • @gggiii1915
      @gggiii1915 Před 2 lety +189

      Humans too

    • @john-paulrose1581
      @john-paulrose1581 Před 2 lety +70

      Natural Equality

    • @Trogloglation
      @Trogloglation Před 2 lety +93

      -Fun fact (I’m sure this dude has covered it at some point but still): elephants see humans as we would a small cute animal. Yes, you’ve heard right: elephants see us as pets.-

    • @Trogloglation
      @Trogloglation Před 2 lety +45

      @person person oh, thanks for the fact check then

  • @NanaWantsRevenge
    @NanaWantsRevenge Před 2 lety +32

    The way he throws the innuendos & other jokes in so smoothly. 🥲

  • @mdbw3411
    @mdbw3411 Před 2 lety +53

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!

  • @joshshields5921
    @joshshields5921 Před 3 lety +8125

    A group of hyper-active human children should be called a migraine.

  • @distressedcondiments3113
    @distressedcondiments3113 Před 3 lety +2096

    “I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it” I fucking choked.

    • @evatownsend492
      @evatownsend492 Před 2 lety +13

      I dont get it

    • @brainfoot29
      @brainfoot29 Před 2 lety +197

      @@evatownsend492 it’s a joke due to the all the counts and convictions of sexual assault against children from priests that was a recent news story when this video was made

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Před 2 lety +167

      Yeah, only they weren’t just “allegations” so much as “actually happened and happening for generations.” It’s just hard to sue an entire church supported by an entire society that doesn’t want to think about how people taking advantage of religious environments for literal constant institutional pedophilia is a thing.

    • @brainfoot29
      @brainfoot29 Před 2 lety +17

      @@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 yeah sorry that’s what I meant I edited it now

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Před 2 lety +42

      @@brainfoot29 Oh, okay, but it was no big deal. I didn’t really need you to change it, I just wanna make sure people do get that part.

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott Před rokem +33

    One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉

    • @DaanBruins
      @DaanBruins Před rokem +3

      'PLEASE HELP, A MOB OF TAIPANS IS CHASING ME'

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen Před 5 měsíci +1

      In Dutch, we don't really have any specific names for a group of animals except for herd.

  • @TheHamsterMaster
    @TheHamsterMaster Před 2 lety +24

    I was lucky enough to see a viscacha when I was in Machu Picchu in 2019. He was so cute and just sat there and let me take pictures of him. Such a memorable experience.

  • @hostiletakeover7368
    @hostiletakeover7368 Před 2 lety +2484

    funnily enough, despite their edgy naming conventions and their overuse in gothic fiction, crows are deeply emotional and familial birds

    • @terencedonovan5254
      @terencedonovan5254 Před 2 lety +172

      I think crows are totally cool. They're also cold, calculating & wicked

    • @hostiletakeover7368
      @hostiletakeover7368 Před 2 lety +91

      @@terencedonovan5254 can't help but love em' we gotta go ahead and befriend those feathery fucks

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +270

      That's why I love the subreddit r/crowbros.
      It's just people who are, or want to be, bros with corvids.
      There was one story of someone feeding crows, but they got possessive of their property and would harass neighbors that came too close. Which led to the question "What do I do if my murder attempts a murder?"
      Anyway, that person told the neighbors to feed the crows too, and now there is a neighborhood of elderly people that are friends with crows.
      Plus, one time, an elderly men fell in front of his house early in the morning and couldn't get up, and the crows made so much noise about it that the neighbors found him in time.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Před 2 lety +33

      @@hostiletakeover7368 Befriend ravens instead, they're better.

    • @hostiletakeover7368
      @hostiletakeover7368 Před 2 lety +68

      @@chaotixthefox i disagree, personally i'm more partial to the larger familial aspects of the crow, however the raven is still pretty great

  • @hairindiamonds
    @hairindiamonds Před 3 lety +2581

    There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.

  • @grimmaulkin
    @grimmaulkin Před 2 lety +5

    I will gain a friend or lose a hand is a powerful statement. More people should live like this

  • @LittleDemonInside
    @LittleDemonInside Před 2 lety +11

    "I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." He really went there.

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett Před 3 lety +1560

    I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 Před 3 lety +170

      They somehow managed to find out that elephants find humans cute, much like how we find puppies cute

    • @crimson19
      @crimson19 Před 3 lety +186

      @@vbgvbg1133 That's a myth, Hood Nature talked about it on his tiktok

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 Před 3 lety +44

      @@crimson19 ah

    • @j3ssthealien283
      @j3ssthealien283 Před 3 lety +52

      Wait people drown spider what the hell I just and crush it.

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett Před 3 lety +65

      @@j3ssthealien283 From my experience, turning on the tap and letting the spider get carried down the drain saves people from cleaning up the mess if they squish it

  • @AKRosarioMusic
    @AKRosarioMusic Před 3 lety +1478

    "They may not be yeast but they're sure as hell inbred" YOOOOOOOOOO CHIIILLLLL😭😭😭😭😭

  • @scotch4890
    @scotch4890 Před 2 lety +6

    Our collective nouns for groups of animals mainly comes to us from medieval times which explains the flowery language used to describe them.

  • @rakeril7866
    @rakeril7866 Před 2 lety +4

    Is no one going to mention that the music is from Howl's Moving Castle....
    Love that movie.
    Love the shark vid. Love sharks.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 2 lety +1592

    Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 Před 2 lety +45

      Can I befriend an animal?

    • @comradedima9791
      @comradedima9791 Před 2 lety +132

      @@Moniker08 yes, but not always. I befriend a murder of crows by giving them some food

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 Před 2 lety +20

      @@comradedima9791 I'm sorry, *Murder?*

    • @comradedima9791
      @comradedima9791 Před 2 lety +110

      @@Moniker08 a group of crow is called a murder. and despite that fact.I choose to ignore an obivious sign that say "keep the fuck out" and feed them.

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 Před 2 lety +24

      @@comradedima9791 Oh thanx,Never got used to that...Also,Respect+.

  • @limethewitch.-.727
    @limethewitch.-.727 Před 3 lety +3873

    Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark*
    Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days?
    Diver: just doing stuff at home
    Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh?
    Diver: *sweats*
    Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?

    • @gustavosauro1882
      @gustavosauro1882 Před 3 lety +58

      @@resurrectedhelicoprion helicoprion is not a shark

    • @pastellis1628
      @pastellis1628 Před 3 lety +65

      WTF I- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER-

    • @R0NTHEJELLYFISH
      @R0NTHEJELLYFISH Před 3 lety +99

      Hold up why are u sweating underwater

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 Před 3 lety +74

      Mermaids step aside, we have Mersharks.

    • @peonyflowerking
      @peonyflowerking Před 3 lety +23

      This will make me laugh once I come back to this video and see this comment again

  • @shereehi5539
    @shereehi5539 Před 2 lety +5

    The whole “I will die to pet one” gag at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tink00
    @Tink00 Před 2 lety +4

    I already loved sharks and spiders, but I'm showing this to EVERYONE to lure them to my side!

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Před 3 lety +2869

    Hood Nature: (Does some actually wholesome facts)
    Everyone: *Impossible*

  • @bluexwings
    @bluexwings Před 3 lety +802

    The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 Před 3 lety +178

      That is still very sweet of them tho

    • @bluexwings
      @bluexwings Před 3 lety +53

      @@undefinederror40404 Yeah, it is.

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 Před 3 lety +30

      awwww thats so cute

    • @luminousghosts
      @luminousghosts Před 3 lety +49

      Elephants are so fricking wholesome I want to make friends with them desperately 🥺

    • @newaccount6414
      @newaccount6414 Před 3 lety +13

      @Rodolfo Ramos reminds me of magpies

  • @madelineroberts4693
    @madelineroberts4693 Před 2 lety +3

    The spider pretending to be an ant is one of the cutest things I've ever seen

  • @stephaniegeorge6444
    @stephaniegeorge6444 Před 2 lety +2

    thank you. My day wasn't horrible but it wasn't great emotionally either & this was a pick me up. Thank you.

  • @RachyJ-np2fr
    @RachyJ-np2fr Před 3 lety +1936

    I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol

    • @chomkeygamer9455
      @chomkeygamer9455 Před 2 lety +15

      Run run run run run run run run rungrun run run run run run run run

    • @kybeninja
      @kybeninja Před 2 lety +73

      I live there, and Tasmanian devils do get cuddled, not in the wild though...

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige Před 2 lety +58

      They actually love cuddles.
      They also love to bite.
      It isn't done because they are evil - Tasmanian Devils just haven an incredible immune system overall and their regeneration rate is kinda like X-Men Comis, that in combination with their Biteforce means; they bite you, you loose a piece of meat but you can't be mad with them because they so adoreable and don't even understand why you are in pain.
      Although, if you're carefull you can pet them or you wear also one thick glove, then you can even play a little bit with them without loosing fingers.

    • @TrainingForD1
      @TrainingForD1 Před 2 lety

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    • @3asianassassin
      @3asianassassin Před 2 lety +3

      @TAN XIN YU Moe they are recovering, i think. Breeding at younger ages and the tumor thing just dying out on its own are helping them rebound a bit

  • @-desertpackrat
    @-desertpackrat Před 2 lety +2101

    A group of rats is called a MISCHIEF and as someone who raises rats it's so perfect. Also you can call baby rats either kits or pups.

    • @svea-rikehenningsen835
      @svea-rikehenningsen835 Před 2 lety +14

      *Stares in Marauder*
      Ah.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul Před 2 lety +17

      if you don't mind me asking why do you raise rats?

    • @flamepelt3092
      @flamepelt3092 Před 2 lety +29

      @@pforgottonsoul some people just like rats and breed em to sell as feeders or pets

    • @stinkiestsmelliest
      @stinkiestsmelliest Před 2 lety +30

      @@pforgottonsoul Pet rats who have been introduced to people early in their life (once they're safe to handle) are generally better, more social pets. Thats why breeders will raise rats and either keep them or sell them once they're old enough :)

    • @entrepreneurialadventures760
      @entrepreneurialadventures760 Před 2 lety +18

      "pups" Is also appropriate considering that they are pretty much just tiny missunderstood dogs 🤣

  • @veearce3384
    @veearce3384 Před 2 lety +4

    That should be the next step of your zoological adventures, you going into nature "befriending" the hell out of all the critters, then running for your life... i would absolutely watch!

  • @LaneMaxfield
    @LaneMaxfield Před rokem +5

    This man understands my soul on a deep, deep level

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 Před 3 lety +397

    "They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit."
    Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.

    • @vampcat260
      @vampcat260 Před 3 lety +10

      I agree whole heartedly

    • @christiangarcia9891
      @christiangarcia9891 Před 3 lety +6

      When i heard him refer to a honey badger as a furry little black air force, i truly heard the poetry of Gods lol

  • @thehuggydarkshadow8097
    @thehuggydarkshadow8097 Před 3 lety +338

    Seal: you saved me... why?
    Humpback whale: mmmmm... baby.

  • @markt2609
    @markt2609 Před 2 lety +4

    A smack of Jellyfish!?
    If that isn’t the most Australian thing I ever heard! 😂😭🤣

  • @magnarcreed3801
    @magnarcreed3801 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m just glad I’ve met someone who’s willing to lose life and limb like myself to give affection to cute little critters.

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 Před 2 lety +2030

    I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 Před 2 lety +281

      One time I was at a Crocodile Park and one of the workers showed us a big spider. He then asked who wanted to hold it and I volunteered.
      The spider got comfy in my warm hands. I wasn't scared at all.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 Před 2 lety +225

      @NOAH MAJESKE spiders in general get more crap than they deserve. They're basically exterminators with eight legs. If you see a spider in the house, place it outside gently.

    • @lindseyw860
      @lindseyw860 Před 2 lety +154

      @@superevilscientistgamer5939 i let spiders live in my basement cause they eat the stink bugs.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 Před 2 lety +36

      @@lindseyw860 👍👍👍

    • @catdragon1313
      @catdragon1313 Před 2 lety +43

      @@lindseyw860 we do that too! Any that come upstairs we try to rehome outside 😄

  • @timothygreer188
    @timothygreer188 Před 2 lety +2

    When I'm having a crap day I rewatch one of these and everything seems right with the world

  • @enderking_13
    @enderking_13 Před rokem +2

    “And they may not be yeast but they are sure as hell inbred” best line in the video

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen Před 2 lety +902

    "The dwarf lantern shark never gets any bigger than 8 inches. There's a joke in there somewhere"
    I dunno, man, 8 inches is pretty damn respectable.

    • @paincake2595
      @paincake2595 Před 2 lety +62

      Thats bigger than most of us lol .

    • @reguluscorneas3387
      @reguluscorneas3387 Před 2 lety +21

      @@paincake2595 In fact, only 2.5 to 3% of the total male population has 8 inch pp.

    • @dando541
      @dando541 Před 2 lety +8

      @@reguluscorneas3387 that sounds uncomfortable

    • @reguluscorneas3387
      @reguluscorneas3387 Před 2 lety +22

      @@dando541 lmao i just googled btw, The total male population on earth is 3.93 billion. 2.5% of 3.93 billion is 98Million.
      DANG
      98 million guys on this earth have 8 inch pp

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 Před 2 lety +13

      Hahhahahah oh shit i laughed to hard at this

  • @maybejordynn
    @maybejordynn Před 2 lety +2186

    Him: “a baby seahorse is called a fry-”
    Me: *smiles*
    Also him: “-which also makes sense since the father eats them.”
    Me again: “I- oh…”

  • @parzival5533
    @parzival5533 Před 2 lety +2

    Your videos are absolutely outstanding, haven't seen one that doesnt make me smile yet.

  • @Purple.mind...Honored.one.

    I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy
    The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.

  • @asya1768
    @asya1768 Před 3 lety +621

    “ if my skull looked like that I would be mad too”
    my pug : * sad snort *

    • @SCP-682_Keter
      @SCP-682_Keter Před 3 lety +7

      @Critical Critical ew 😂

    • @noahsublimals2971
      @noahsublimals2971 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SCP-682_Keter u be looking like dis?
      👁 👁
      ◼️
      👄

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum Před 3 lety +3

      Take good care of it, they have a lot of health issues due to their faces

    • @asya1768
      @asya1768 Před 3 lety +3

      @@flyingcapsicum I know 🥺🥺🥺🥺 they are doing very well tho I have two they jus turned 15 this year I’m very blessed

    • @asya1768
      @asya1768 Před 3 lety

      @@noahsublimals2971 Oh my god it’s a pug😂😂😂

  • @kosei8338
    @kosei8338 Před 3 lety +1001

    he came when we needed him the most

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair Před 3 lety +20

      That's what she said!

    • @kosei8338
      @kosei8338 Před 3 lety +6

      @@AkinlabiStClair oh stf up

    • @ogmike8219
      @ogmike8219 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kosei8338 "oh stf up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kosei8338
      @kosei8338 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ogmike8219 XD

    • @shermarke5619
      @shermarke5619 Před 3 lety +7

      Then the fire 🔥 nation attacked
      And some over avatar the last air bender joke it’s somewhere here I’m just to tired to think 😂😂😂

  • @immacat515
    @immacat515 Před 2 lety +1

    Easily your best video. I watch it whenever I desperately need a lift in my spirits, and/or a laugh. Ty :)

  • @paulakaye2108
    @paulakaye2108 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I loved this video! Thank you for posting it! I feel the exact same way about (most) of the animals you showed us!

  • @Border_Hoppr
    @Border_Hoppr Před 3 lety +638

    We domesticated dogs and cats and now we are going to domesticate sharks. Nice

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 Před 3 lety +93

      Sharks are a lot gentler and kinder than they're given credit for..We aren't good food for them, they only bite to figure out what we are (they give curious nibbles! It's their best way of figuring stuff out! They also bite if territorial on occasion so beware that). Most sharks that are familiar with humans don't bite and are actually very sweet letting you hold their fins to swim with them or even letting you pet them and touch their snoots. Certain shark breeds are worse biters as they tend to bite more often whilst others are gentler just swimming around you occasionally bumping you to examine you.

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 Před 3 lety +54

      Yeah thats the truth about sharks most of them are nice especialy lemon sharks

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 Před 2 lety +27

      Actually cats domesticated themselves twice.

    • @melvinathemagnificent9007
      @melvinathemagnificent9007 Před 2 lety +17

      Cats domesticated us, *twice*, and that says a lot

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 Před 2 lety

      Oh Clicky-wicky~ OwO

  • @shawna947
    @shawna947 Před 2 lety +201

    “A group of hippos is a bloat. I’m not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it.”
    😭

    • @jnzupka
      @jnzupka Před 2 lety +17

      Ironically,
      hippos are mostly Swole
      Which is why they sink rather than swim

  • @Skye_Creates
    @Skye_Creates Před 2 lety +4

    I knew I loved tarantulas and spiders before 3:42, but now I love them even more.
    Even though currently I have a blistering spider bite on my hand...

  • @RickyMaveety
    @RickyMaveety Před 2 lety

    I love your videos!! I’m 70, and I learn new things from you every day.

  • @shrimpandbutterfly5119
    @shrimpandbutterfly5119 Před 3 lety +348

    “I would hug that smol homicidal puppy” (that kills its litter mates in “play”)

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 Před 2 lety +10

      Well, yeah. But, mostly just the boy siblings! That's not so bad! 🙂

    • @heywhydidyousquishme3505
      @heywhydidyousquishme3505 Před 2 lety +11

      @@mangaanimefan3089 sexist

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Před 2 lety +12

      @@mangaanimefan3089 you're as feminist as a hyena but definitely not even close to being as physically/mentally strong as one.

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yoboikamil525 Oh, God no! Hyenas are pretty bad ass but how they give birth is more than enough for me to say "No thank you!" XD

    • @SagginNiggaGdUp
      @SagginNiggaGdUp Před 2 lety +2

      @@mangaanimefan3089 they ain't bad ass SIR

  • @gamincaimin9954
    @gamincaimin9954 Před 3 lety +648

    Fun fact: Sharks used to have a nickname, Sea dogs, for the described reasons

    • @TemariNaraannaschatz
      @TemariNaraannaschatz Před 2 lety +54

      Fun fact: the literal translation for seas dog to german "Seehund" is the german word for seal.

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl Před 2 lety +31

      In Croatian they are still called sea dog - morski pas:-)

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 Před 2 lety +11

      Sorry seals took the sea dog name.

    • @DSh1105
      @DSh1105 Před 2 lety +15

      @@51stcenturygirl As someone from Croatia I can conferm this is true.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Před 2 lety +9

      Dogfish decided to call in.

  • @B.Schaible343
    @B.Schaible343 Před 19 dny

    Love absolutely all of your content bro. You're awesome and I hope you never get tired of making these videos because I will never get tired of watching them.

  • @crimsonfucker152
    @crimsonfucker152 Před rokem

    God damnit…Your delivery is flawless, touché you funny bastard. I wish I had this kind of talent.

  • @mygodisthemoon
    @mygodisthemoon Před 3 lety +214

    I love that he described bears as an "overgrown forrest puppy"

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 2 lety +3

      Funfact: Bears share a common ancestor with dogs.

  • @SuperBossGiovanni
    @SuperBossGiovanni Před 2 lety +748

    "Then what do you call a group of Humans? "
    "An infestation" -Mr Popo TFS

    • @UnderpaidTescoEmployee
      @UnderpaidTescoEmployee Před 2 lety +8

      a moronic group of humans

    • @yanselalmodovar918
      @yanselalmodovar918 Před 2 lety +15

      Aye. I see you too are also a person of culture.

    • @o0hbomb0o
      @o0hbomb0o Před 2 lety +18

      🤣 "Don't touch Popo's stuff! Don't touch Popo's stuff!"

    • @goldedrag111
      @goldedrag111 Před 2 lety +12

      @@o0hbomb0o "What are you muttering...?"

    • @o0hbomb0o
      @o0hbomb0o Před 2 lety +12

      @@goldedrag111 - "Sorry. Just listenin' to the space duck. What a majestic creature."

  • @lauraclayton4687
    @lauraclayton4687 Před 10 měsíci +1

    i LOVE your commentary 💙😂💙😂💙
    The squirrels/nuts/NBA player/latex allergy
    tie-in had me howlin🤣🤣🤣!

  • @thlayliroo
    @thlayliroo Před 8 měsíci

    i just wanna say thank you SO much for the spider warnings in your videos. i respect and appreciate the hell out of spiders, but im also significantly arachnophobic. i can appreciate fun and cute spider facts a lot more when i dont have to see them! the fact that some make little frog buddies is absolutely adorable
    also the entire last part about wanting to pet things you shouldnt is a MOOD

  • @TheFlyingSailorYT
    @TheFlyingSailorYT Před 3 lety +263

    Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy.
    Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.

    • @ukoysakabo7310
      @ukoysakabo7310 Před 3 lety +18

      A few thousand more years and they will begin calling their sets Rolling 60s Rave, EastSide Unkindness, CK conspiracy killa

    • @theredbluegamers9106
      @theredbluegamers9106 Před 2 lety +5

      In danish its a kindness

  • @marvalice3455
    @marvalice3455 Před 3 lety +149

    The "naming guy" was actually a nun, so she gave us these all for free

  • @annelynn8708
    @annelynn8708 Před rokem

    Thank you for your work. You are amazing!

  • @aylaparker4002
    @aylaparker4002 Před rokem

    i just want to thank you for making content for everyone to enjoy daily 😁

  • @theadventuresofkingaidan5880

    If i saw a platypus i would say "HEY PERRY, DO THE THING!" and if he does i will have fulfilled the prophecy.

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 Před 3 lety +23

      Bro so help me if you do please let me know!

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před 3 lety +7

      Perry: *stings you*

    • @theadventuresofkingaidan5880
      @theadventuresofkingaidan5880 Před 3 lety

      @@goldenapplesaga5446 wait, isnt there a bunny agent?
      If so what noise does it make?
      im pretty sure i live with an agent.

    • @saphydooda
      @saphydooda Před 3 lety

      Did I just hear a TOK and P&F reference at the same time?

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 Před 2 lety +476

    Viscacha's are the Uncle Irohs of the animal kingdom and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @nikopawlowic6557
    @nikopawlowic6557 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know why but every time I watch your videos, I always go and look up the Honey Badger. Keep up the animals history buddy, you're great at this!

  • @scottflowe2875
    @scottflowe2875 Před 2 měsíci

    OMG I should be able to like this a hundred times. Thanks for posting

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth Před 2 lety +549

    "A study showed that grey squirrels forget 74% of the acorns they bury causing more unaccounted for nuts than an NBA player with a latex allergy."
    I actually had to pause the video there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @Apollyon67
      @Apollyon67 Před 2 lety +29

      I re-watch his videos just so I can get the next line because I missed it laughing so hard. This man can give Mel Brooks a run for his money!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 2 lety +2

      Why NBA player?

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth Před 2 lety +13

      @@priscillajimenez27 Seems like there's always a story on feed about an NBA player being accused of fathering a child out of wedlock.

    • @Crazyturtle879
      @Crazyturtle879 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol same

    • @meghanworkman6449
      @meghanworkman6449 Před 2 lety +1

      Same!

  • @deadsoldiertr
    @deadsoldiertr Před 3 lety +249

    "A group of pigeons is a *f******* mistake."
    Why I laughed so hard? XD

  • @sesamesheltonst5197
    @sesamesheltonst5197 Před 2 lety

    I love your videos. This one is, by far, is my favorite. Well done 👍.

  • @jansndergaard5687
    @jansndergaard5687 Před rokem

    Thank you for always making my laugh when I watch your videos

  • @Major003
    @Major003 Před 3 lety +1033

    "A gang of larks is an *exaltation."*
    Sir.
    _Sir._
    That is an image of *OWLS.*

    • @Cottonmouth255
      @Cottonmouth255 Před 2 lety +275

      Which are called a parliament.

    • @thatguydownthestreat
      @thatguydownthestreat Před 2 lety +114

      looks like he was having a lark

    • @ApequH
      @ApequH Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you

    • @yohana1404
      @yohana1404 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Cottonmouth255 I always thought it was baboons, but he called that group a Congress

    • @Aliandrin
      @Aliandrin Před 2 lety +34

      @@Cottonmouth255
      A group of parliamentarians is called a circus.
      A cluster of circuses is called a lark.
      And the cycle of life is complete.
      (These are not true but they're false, which is just as good. I heard that in a circus one time.)

  • @slendergavan3588
    @slendergavan3588 Před 2 lety +673

    Spiders: The most Creepiest and scariest Insects that they have their own section on the Phobia list.
    Also spiders: Literally as important as bees. Their feet are not called claws or are claws but are cute little paws. They destroy the crop eradication insects. One of the spiders look like Lucas the spider’s Albino twin that photographers decided to make a hat out of water for him just for a photo. Seeing that photo Decimated my heartstrings so much that I will never feel depressed ever again

    • @rikkun6815
      @rikkun6815 Před 2 lety +25

      Spiders aren't insects, tho.

    • @temporalCaster
      @temporalCaster Před 2 lety +62

      Spiders are Arachnids, in the same family as Scorpions, not insects

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rikkun6815 splitting hairs

    • @dahliablack1236
      @dahliablack1236 Před 2 lety +46

      Fun fact: many jumping spiders (the kind that was wearing the water hat) will chase laser pointers like cats.

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 Před 2 lety +8

      @@splash_067 how? It was just a correction

  • @joshuabertrand9277
    @joshuabertrand9277 Před 2 lety +2

    The most interesting part about this, to me, is the vocabulary of the English language. Like instead of saying a "group/flock of [list animal here]", someone actually sat down and created different words for a group of a specific animal. Just seems crazy to me.

  • @mryknkl1
    @mryknkl1 Před 2 lety +1

    YOU, my dear man, Are AWESOME! I love your videos! PLEASE keep doing what your doing!!!

  • @vyjt
    @vyjt Před 3 lety +526

    I have arachnophobia but that spider is actually so adorable I'm not even lying
    4:11

    • @grotto185
      @grotto185 Před 3 lety +31

      Awwww! *Someone with the fear of spiders*

    • @292_01
      @292_01 Před 3 lety +19

      Same

    • @c4ndym0nster
      @c4ndym0nster Před 3 lety +16

      SAME

    • @arandompersononthenet4810
      @arandompersononthenet4810 Před 3 lety +9

      I AGREE

    • @thegloriousmagician9100
      @thegloriousmagician9100 Před 3 lety +23

      Oh? I couldn’t see cuz I wasn’t trying to have a panic attack as my brain doesn’t care his cute a spider is, if it is big, has beady eyes and 8 legs it’s a threat. Send help

  • @lepurpleboi3266
    @lepurpleboi3266 Před 2 lety +965

    Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Před 2 lety +56

      Honestly every time I look at a picture of one all I feel is way too seen

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Před rokem +6

      Thanks, now I'm imagining a thresher very quietly singing the Indiana Jones theme song as it swims along

    • @mmasque2052
      @mmasque2052 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@thomasnolastname8734better the Indiana Jones theme than the Imperial March.

    • @laurenadams5648
      @laurenadams5648 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@thomasnolastname8734 I agree, but with the nervous energy of Patrick going "wee-woo, wee-woo".

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@laurenadams5648or Luigi singing the Luigi’s Mansion theme

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 Před 2 lety +4

    Ryan George absolutely needs to make a video on "naming groups of animals".

  • @Hermitfordays
    @Hermitfordays Před rokem

    I have watched this video so many times... it brings me so much happiness😌

  • @jsguahernandez3611
    @jsguahernandez3611 Před 3 lety +268

    The gorilla chest bluff reminds of a college friend who tried to imitate a gorilla drunk at a party. Now I know he was pretty accurate

  • @apocalypsenow1871
    @apocalypsenow1871 Před 3 lety +300

    That woman saved by a whale was called Nan Hauser I think. She hit worried cos it was pushing her and she never had this happen. But they are altruistic and it saved her from an huge tiger shark

    • @rinavonperl1980
      @rinavonperl1980 Před 3 lety +31

      yeah i saw her interview. she was super scared because the whale did push her around and kept her close before she realized that the whale was protecting her.

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 Před 2 lety +5

    1:58
    Y'all
    a platypuggle

  • @Real_KyngJester
    @Real_KyngJester Před rokem

    The shyt you say really be curing my depression most days😭🤣 The way you talk about honeybadgers ALWAYS has me rolling and I feel the same way you do about holding one...
    ...just like you said at the end...
    "They have a reputation? Well I got mirolax; we'll see who really doesn't give a 💩"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ballsosaurus_sex
    @ballsosaurus_sex Před 2 lety +121

    "A group of pandas is called an embarrassment"
    I didn't know me and my siblings were pandas

  • @izices
    @izices Před 2 lety +188

    My pet rabbit has found out that if she thumps loud enough in the middle of the night I will get up and come check on her.
    Most the time, she's actually scared of a random noise, sometimes she just does it to get some head pets.

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings Před rokem +3

    1:37 honestly ur not wrong. I once saw a pigeon steal an entire sandwich out of someone’s hand 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @daisypekin6787
    @daisypekin6787 Před rokem +1

    laugh out loud 🤣 funny! (not to mention, CUTEness overload!)

  • @suizin1860
    @suizin1860 Před 3 lety +883

    WHY THE HELL IS THE JUMPING SPIDER WITH A DROP OF WATER ON ITS HEAD, SO CUTE
    Edit: ty for 100 likes!!
    Edit 2: JESUS TY FOR 600 LIKES!!!!
    Edit 3: OMG IM FAMOUS ANYONE WANT A AUTOGRAPH

    • @lilboyblue8419
      @lilboyblue8419 Před 2 lety +3

      Ikr WHen I say that picture my heart melted

    • @Jacob_G9
      @Jacob_G9 Před 2 lety +3

      that spider: I feel like the World.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong Před 2 lety +1

      I broke into real tears. I have so much serotonin deficiency that a fucking spider made me so happy

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl Před 2 lety +1

      There, a 900th like for loving a spider with a drop hat:-)