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If you ever realize that you are a trans man and your straight boyfriend breaks up with you because of it but is still supportive of your decision, they're not transphobic. Them breaking up with you is them acknowledging you are the gender you identify as. Don't ask people to compromise on their sexuality. It would be nice if you could keep your significant other and transitions, but more often that not they signed up to be in a relationship with the gender you both assumed you were when you started dating.
This 👏
👏this👏is👏perfect 👏
exactly.
The acknowledging part hits hard, had a straight bf who knew I was genderfluid (masc leaning) from the start but still dated me. Constant ignorance and misgendering is not worth it
Have a wonderful day btw =)
Yeah man. I was dating a lesbian girl, before I came out. She broke up with me a few months after, she wasn't attracted to me anymore.
Fake Tiktok scenarios are some of the most cringy stuff i've ever seen
POV: You are a bisunussman on his way to the meeting, and your suit got ruined by a car running over a puddle, and now your twerking on the curb for cash for a new suit.
@@SeptillionSeven that's actually more funny than most tiktoks. Just the mental image alone is hilarious.
Fake scenarios are cringe in general unless they’re a skit.
I'm pretty sure I've only seen one good POV channel and I'm subscribed to him on CZcams. I don't even own TikTok in fear of what I'll find.
@@SeptillionSeven lmao
Whenever someone says “split personality” you know 100% that they’re a faker! It isn’t even called “split personality” or “multiple personality disorder,” for god’s sake! It’s called dissociative identity disorder and people who have it have likely gone through some intense trauma in the past, so faking it just to be “edgy” is insanely insensitive. These people need to stop!
It *was* originally called MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder), though. DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) is a more recent denomination for the condition (a quick Google search will show this). "Split personality," however, has never been an official diagnosis term, that I am aware of.
Though I have noticed that many folks who actually have it refer to themselves as, specifically, plural systems, in the modern day. Rather than referring to 'split personalities,' they refer to other selves and wish to be addressed as a plurality.
Mpd was the original did definition..
Didn't know that, thanks for the facts!
My friend has did. She prefers to have it be called headmates.
@an eevee who has internet that's a great name for it
"White Day" began after an executive of Ishimura Manseido read a letter from a Japanese woman to a women's magazine lamenting the fact that men receive chocolate from women on Valentine's Day, but women receive nothing in return. “Why don't they give us anything? A handkerchief, candy or even marshmallow…” The comment about marshmallows led Ishimura Manseido to coin “Marshmallow Day” and create a new candy with marshmallow paste filled with chocolate for the occasion. He even created a slogan: “I would like to take the chocolate I got from you and wrap it with my white heart”. The name of the date was changed to “White Day” to make it more inclusive, although it was still linked to the marshmallow. So no, the name it's not racist, that girl it's just trying to make it problematic.
Click doesn't wrestle his demons. He cuddles them.
💋💜
nice
I thought that was the only way to keep them under control
Just be like: Alrigth Statan time for your cuddles
Satan: *unholy excited screeching*
They cuddle him because click is all powerful and they don't want to face the wrath of owo
Cuddle the inner demons, to assert dominance!
I like how click just becomes more and more insane the more BS he absorbs
In that case, you should show him the "Furry Apocalypse" video here in CZcams 😂
Thats his superpower
I'm surprised he doesn't become similar to the BS that he sees
We all do mate...
*we all do.*
Proof of this is our current state of how we see comedy
I don’t know about you, but to me, a “high value” person is someone who treats all people like human beings with intrinsic value, thoughts, and feelings.
I think what the lady at 36:40 is on about is, that children do explore their bodies earlier than most people would think and that it's beneficial to teach them about concent early, not to shame them for wanting to explore and tell them the proper names for their body parts. This makes it easier for a child to recognize inappropiate behavior towars them, and can reduce shame so they speak up when they've experienced something upsetting. It's not cringe imo., but there are better ways to word this stuff.
Yeah, I don't know if there was more to her video or not, but what she was saying was actually really important. It just maybe was worded a little strangely at one point.
Children do explore their bodies on their own, and it's important to try to teach them when they ask questions, in a non-shaming fashion.
When you say children do anything remotely sexual, some people always jump to the conclusion that you want to involve adults in it somehow. It's like the age of consent discussion, where if you say you think 18 is too high, because most people do not wait that long anyway, some people will always pretend you mean adults with toddlers rather than a 16 year old and her 15 year old girlfriend.
The suggestion is that she is encouraging/teaching masturbation "at any age/as soon as they can learn". I am usually on the other side of the debate on this, but no one should be taught how to masturbate prior to the urge to do so. I taught myself at age 7, but this lady seems to want to go younger and that doesn't sit well with me.
@@JarimirI see your point. I think it also depends on what she was talking about before the recording cuts in. If she's talking to parents about keeping an open mind, when kids come to them with questions like the ones she lays out, I think what she says is fine. If she got to this point by saying parents should teach their kids explicitly how to do it, then yeah, that's questionable.
@@strawberrycheesecake5502 it IS possible I misinterpreted what she said, but it seemed to indicate that her and her sister were teaching their toddlers what a penis is by also telling them it feels good to "yank on it". IMO that is something you "teach" AFTER you discover them masturbating or attempting to... Puberty and sexual awakening are inevitable. There is certainly no need to rush at age 3...
The fact he didn’t even know about FDS and instantly recognised it as incels for women is so perfect, lol
Way back in the day, FDS was a “feminine deodorant spray” on the market… like literally a deodorant spray for the lady-bits!
Femcels want everyone to be as miserable as they are, that's why they spout the shit that they do.
@@IHaveWaffles Same with incels, they're both unbearable.
what do they meannnnnnn
@@epoch2844 what do the numbers mean mason!
Like she ordered water, it's not like he ordered for her and said, "Ah,yes, and the lady will have water."
omg that makes it so much more funny
ok
@@TheClick Can’t like, is at 69
Exactly what I was thinking. Like, ask the waiter for the drink you want, you want the dude to guess and buy your favorite beverage?
@@Master_Conner Well you can like now
that gym one actually mad me sad, that girl recording him was disgusting
I'm really hoping she wasn't thinking, and she soon realized that this is wrong, but I doubt it...
17:28 I once went to a psychic that said that my past lives were an ancient Egyptian farmer that died young, and a Victorian ladies cat. I don’t really believe in that but it sounds about right.
That's actually hilarious
Imagine respawning as a meaningless peasant for 300 lives
I think it says a lot about the person who claims to understand/believe in their past lives. If they only mention the fancy ones then they don’t respect the less fun lives and the lessons they hold. Like a rejection of any part of their soul that isn’t positive or luxurious.
Which probably ties into the fact they searched for more self importance in past lives (rather than their current one) in the first place. Also it’s extremely racist the way those types of people do it.
I love how It's aways egypt, europe, native tribes or popular animals
@@azza_weak ancient egypt to be exact, not islamic or even roman egypt
Fun fact...that stomp is the Royal Guard's way of saying "back tf off now" because they must remain silent at all times while on duty.
Neat, like a horse
@@lmaChroma Now I'm imagining Beefeaters doing that "blowing their lips out" thing that horses do.
@@lmaChroma Or a very angy bunny. They stomp when they're angry
Not at all times. They can and do issue verbal commands or warnings to crowds, "Disperse at once" "Make way for the Queen's Guard" "Stand away from the doors" are a couple I've heard.
i thought it was just time for the changing of the guards
as a Patricia, I finally understand the "wait what how does he know" feeling of hearing your own name in a video. Cheers for the momentary dose of existential confusion..?
are you my grandma because you have the same name
Man I wish I could feel the same,
Curse my unique name!
@@ore1438 Same
i don't think my name is very common but he also doesn't use super common names
as a patrick i almost got scared but went WHEW when it turned out to be patricia instead
At the age of nine I was helping around at my dads food truck, at the age of twelve I was working 4-5 hours. The lady saying “it’s a lot of work” almost killed me of laughter
30:30 she does have a point
She’s dumb with the unable to live with that amount but it’s her mother’s fault for giving her so much money for so many years. If she didn’t want her child to be entitled she shouldn’t have spoiled her in this way.
that's what I was thinking, how did they end up in a situation where they give their daughter soo much money
Exactly what I thought. Everyone enjoying the show as if the daughter is a stupid bitch... But she is only used to the life her mother taught her so... whose fault is it?
thank you finally something sensible on this in the comments, and on top of that they humiliate a teenager publicly like this, she’ll likely be damaged for the rest of her life i hope she makes it out and gets some therapy
When you're making "Dr" Phill look like a reasonable human being...you have lost.
True, but at the point where the kid is already spoiled what is the correct response except to reduce the amount? She didn't even cut her off, just reduced it (to still a huge amount) and said to get a job.
Obviously, she shouldn't have gone on Dr Phil, but that's true for every guest Dr Phil has ever had.
I love that Sweden has an actual phrase for kids that say “yeah, I think I’m drunk/high” and act stupid bc they aren’t.
English has a word for the broader spectrum of the same kind of thig called the placebo effect, where believing something works and feeling that it does, like telling a child water is a magic posting or something and they feel better.
Basically when your language is able to combine two words, well you always have a word for things.
@@picklestheomnipotent4535 The word placebo also exists in sweden. "Fjortis" is more of a mental state than the actual age of 14. Being a "Fjortis" is more like the swedish counterpart of the Japanese "Chunibyo".
In the UK we kept things simple and just made the legal drinking age 5.
@@imperialdebauchery5988 yep, i can confirm this: as a brit, I have been drinking semi-regularly since primary school. it has no adverse effects and I have no clue why other countries are so strict about drinking age. absolute pussies, the lot of em...
as a Ukrainian, your little dance did make me feel better ♥️
edit: you people are so sweet, thank you
i hope you stay safe
@@TheClick thanks) there are no actually safe places in Ukraine right now, but the city where I live is somewhat okay to be in.
Christ, I can't imagine what it would be like going to war within your own country. Try staying safe as much as possible. Hopefully things will settle.
Sorry about whats happening in your country. I hope you are Safe and Stay Safe.
I hope for you, and everyone who's going through the same thing, to make it out of this whole horrible thing alive and well. Stay safe 💙
37:30 - Teaching the correct words for private parts is very much recommended, as it can be a deterrent for sexual abuse. Explaining that things about their body is natural is a good thing. And the reaction many people have talking about it tells me it needs to be taught at a young age.
It's common for kids to touch themselves & explore their bodies.
Yeah, even fetuses touch themselves in the womb
I already say it, but here i go again:
It is literally part of our psychological formation to touch and explore our body or to put stuff in our mouth.
Just because adults interpret this as sexual, doesn't mean it IS inherently sexual.
Kids are just learning about their own body, how things feel, "oh, touching my nose feels like this, touching my head feels like that, touching my privates feel like that" and of course, being a sensible part, touching your privates will be something kids will explore even more. What is that weird feeling? Oh touching here is good. It's not weird at all. Did you tell your mom to stop hugging you just because it felt good? Of course not, if something feels good you're gonna do it again, explore that feeling.
Exactly like early in formation we like to suck on pacifiers, to chew on toys, to such our thumb, to put random stuff in our mouth. As adults we interpret the feeling it gives us as sexual, but for a baby it is just a pleasant, relaxing feeling. So they put stuff in their mouth, they suck on things, they chew toys, they touch their body.
It's like these weird people that say "letting your kid suck on your nips for MILK is child molesting" like bruh... the kid doesn't even know what a boob is yet, for them it's just like "oh hey look, food storage". It's like us looking at a fridge, we like it because we know there's food inside.
@@DINGD0NG... "It is literally part of our psychological formation " Yup. There are stages that children go through, and it's completely natural. Take any childhood psychology course & they'll learn about it.
"Just because adults interpret this as sexual, doesn't mean it IS inherently sexual." Many adults put adult expectations on children. "Well if an adult did it..." well, they're not an adult. They're a kid. Stop being creepy.
"Kids are just learning about their own body," Yes! How else are they supposed to learn?
"It's like these weird people that say "letting your kid suck on your nips for MILK is child molesting" Don't forget the people who say baby boys who breatfeed will grow up to be r*pists!
30:00 the voiceover to this is very obviously from a sarcastic channel, I can’t remember his name right now but the original poster of the voiceover is absolutely fucking hilarious and I love watching his channel
Cameron Geller :)
@@opossumlover3432 Sounds right, yes
@opossumlover3432 Yep 😊 his Richard Rider series
@@opossumlover3432correct
i am trans and i cried when my bf said he was a little gay for me. he is so sweet.
W boyfriend
@@childeofepickness i and trans masc with a gender fluid bf, my date mate.
I'm pre hrt, MtF, and when my friends acknowledge that's what I'm working towards by calling me a good girl or anything of that I feel that I'm being taken seriously! It's absolutely affirmative when people you care about do little things like that!! I hope you and your partner thrive and survive!!
@@prueidki694 thank you. i feel better than i have in a while. more myself.
@@dklk734 always a good thing there! I'm getting there slowly too lol
For anyone who got lost while he was explaining the sun, here is a quick summery.
Thicc = hot
Also the fact that e=mc², where c is the speed of light and m is the mass, e is the total energy of the object. Also the Sun is many times larger than the Earth itself.
hot - warm.
@@nicholaswashington1185 Well don't you just like your buzz words?
As in all things.
Lmfao you literally made me snort
Even more with White Day, I think it’s usually the guys giving gifts to girls as a thank you for girls giving gifts on Valentine’s Day.
I could be misremembering though. It’s still super sweet though
Also Valentine’s Day and White Day can be a friendship holidays while Christmas is seen as couples holiday than a family holiday.
Yep, and it's called White Day because the most common gift is white chocolate :)
A wise person once said, “If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport,”
For the guy wondering about the Sun, a good analogy is the difference between a campfire and a forest fire. They can both burn at the same temperature but you're gonna feel that wall of fire much further away.
A teacher of mine, many years ago, illustrated the difference between temperature and heat using the analogy of a birthday candle and a hot bath.
The candle flame is at a much higher temperature than the water, but the bath has so much water in it that there's a great deal more total heat. It was a neat and effective analogy.
@@khublaklonk4480 I believe that is explained by the ‘concentration’ of infrared light photons over a given area, as it travels it dissipates due to the inverse square law. Correct me if I’m wrong I’m just giving my 2 cents.
That makes sense. A larger source of heat will feel still hot at a larger distance away than a small source of heat
@@justradicles4337 exactly. Also, I forgot I commented on here.
This is nice and all, but you've all been misdirected in completely different direction... that's not even how sun warms things up. It's in a vacuum. With no air to heat up that could touch our skin to feel the warmth. We're insulated from the sun, because there is massive vacuum preventing the heat from spreading. The real reason why it warms the earth is... LIGHT. Light is energy that when it hits something, it heats it up. In our case, it hits the ground, water... a lot of things that get warmed up and the heat evens out due to air getting warmed up and then carrying that warmth elsewhere. Now lets look elsewhere... Mercury. Did you know that despite of being so close to the sun, the surface temperature can get as low as -180C on the night side? The planet rotates very slowly, which causes the cold side of the planet to receive very little light. If it worked the way you implied it does, the cold side wouldn't be cold at all.
As someone currently studying astrophysics, I couldn't stay silent. This man ( 10:00 ) is so wrong my love of science is beating my social anxiety. Yes, the sun is much bigger than our brains can comprehend and emits a lot of heat because of that. However, the surface of the sun is _by far_ the coolest part. The corona (atmosphere) of the sun is usually about 2 million F (1.1 mil C) and can reach 3.5 million F (2 mil C), and the core is 27 million degrees F (15 mil C). The surface, a measly 10,000 F (5,500 C), is practically freezing in comparison.
Source - NASA
Edit - Added Celcius
I knew that the surface is cooler than the corona but I actually never figured out why that is, I’ll have to look into that.
As someone who used to have really bad social anxiety (better now but not gone) I'm sorry for the level of annoyance it must have take to get you to comment but I am grateful for the result! Space facts need to be shared
also for me as a chemist: comparing the sun made of gas (helium and hydrogen) to metal behavior in his steel company is just strange
Just curious, in terms of the radiative heat, isn't it dominated by the chromosphere? How does the temperature and density compare between the corona and chromosphere?
Can someone please translate °f to °c so I can read what is being said? I'm too lazy to Google it-
Once I asked my 4th grade (sorry Im from America and too tired to look up the equivalent in other countries :|) teacher why it’s colder the higher you get in the mountains, even though you’re closer to the sun.
This woman was 6x my age
AND SHE DIDNT KNOW
(its cus the air is thinner.)
I once went to an electricity museum as a camp counselor and a kid asked why lightning tends to hit trees and high buildings more but the guy doing the presentation was clueless!! In the end I'm just happy I taught the kids smth and the guy will know the answer for future occasions! 😄
@@Eretbrine Good on you for teaching people stuff, despite not being there to do so.
I mean that’s not super obvious in theory. I’ve had elementary school teachers who didn’t know stuff and would bitch about being a smartass, but others who’d respond “I actually don’t know, lets look this up in the encyclopedia together!”
@@cats1970 Based encyclopedia users.
1:17 this just reminds me of the time I found both of my parents on dating apps.😂
Neither knew the other was cheating
Do they like pina coladas?
@@MaskedReviews yes😂
@@MaskedReviews I see what you did there, so funny! Maybe they also like getting caught in the rain.
omg did they find out? how does this end I must know...
@@denkisupremacy they still don’t know. It’s not my problem they both suck.😂
I am forever thankful that social media didn't exist when I was an edgy teenager...No one needs their cringe 14 year old bs immortalized.
RIP Zoomers.
I find myself constantly thinking the same thing. The worst thing I did is put tacky quotes in my AIM profile. I never had the confidence to put videos of myself online for the whole world to see, so in one way, I respect these kids' confidence, but their egos will undoubtedly backfire once they realize that getting 100k views on TikTok doesn't translate to the real world.
Ugh, I really worry about these people putting super cringey stuff out there. Employers see that, family sees that, prospective partners see that. Short term "gain" apparently outweighs long term success.
i think the worst thing i ever did was say that i was dead but still sending messages on my computer. it was this old flash games website with a live group chat... I was like. 10 :') fml
I didn't have good internet connection until I was 16. Most I did was copy 'deep' poems from books and tape them to my locker front, along with my own 'deep' existential philosophy
The click’s dancing is like watching an octopus having a seizure, I loved it.
*squidward dance*
@@MysteryGeek2006 *yessss*
Why did I find this so funny.
Also I'm your 69th like. :D
This needs more thumbs up. Here's mine.
That Dance can achieve world peace
Watching this channel made me comfortable enough to come out as a trans male to my mom. She supports 😃
I'm glad your Mom likes her new son. 👏
CONGRATS BROOOO
That's brilliant that your mum is supportive! If only all parents were like that.
🎉🎉🎉
25:40 My friend will do this, mixing Monsters and Sprites and candy in a giant water bottle and drinking it throughout the school day. He calls it “battery acid” and is fully aware of how unhealthy it is but does it anyways. He’s literally only 16 and he’s pretty much dooming himself to a life of bad health. Same kid also does stuff like opening the door of a moving vehicle and hanging out of it. Morbid as it may sound, I’m waiting for the day he stops showing up to school…
Bros just like "if I die, I'm going out in style"
27:50 This. *This, y'all.* If you go to a gym just to mock and ridicule, cancel your membership. Gyms aren't just for people who are fit, healthy, and middle-class. Old folks go to gyms. Cancer patients go to gyms. Obese people trying to make a meaningful change in their life go to gyms. Hell, I've even seen someone *in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down* doing bicep curls and pull-ups with his assistant spotting for him. Most gyms do not tolerate negativity and gatekeeping. If you see someone doing that garbage at your gym, tell staff about it. And if you happen to be a fit and healthy person who sees someone struggling, be friendly and help them get started. People tend to quit early on if they lose motivation. Being kind can literally change someone's life.
This. When I worked at a gym, I had a zero-tolerance policy for any ridicule/judgement. Thankfully many people were respectful, but if I heard any ridicule, I would simply ask them “how are they supposed to improve themselves if we judge them for even trying?”
I’d say more than 2/3 of the people I saw were definitely not the ripped guy anybody would imagine, yet could probably lift 6 times what they could. Plus, about a quarter of our regulars were people over the age of 70. Two of them were Holocaust survivors. One was a stroke victim, one was 93, and still swam the mile every year. Several of our pool patrons are there for rehab as ordered by a doctor. Our gym has 3 wheelchairs ready to go if somebody wants it. I’ve taught a 73 year old how to swim, staring from the basics.
If anybody reads this, please PLEASE if you hear y kind of mocking or ridicule, tell staff immediately. It could potentially save a customer from canceling their membership . . Nothing scares away a potential regular sooner than somebody making a single comment, even if “it’s just a joke”.
my only reaction to the guy was: "thank you sir for saying it"
The guy spit pure facts, straight up cremated the original tiktoker. And yea he's on the money levels of right
People who make fun of obese people at the gym are the weirdest thing to me.
Like, they're literally there to stop being obese. WTF.
It's not even about the gyms, just stop filming and ridiculing everyone for no reason at all.
Agonizing over cringe content is more bearable when Click is involved.
Even more so when your maternal parent is in the vicinity.
Only slightly better, the only thing that could make it perfect is not having anxiety that the world is doomed because of stupid people..
this comment has 666 likes, i apologize for not being able to like it
Agreed, my logical friend.
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26:00 "This feels like if you dip your teeth in acid"
Well yes, click, the drink is actually called battery acid. Some put more than what the people in the video do, like sprite or the juicy drop type things. It's is so overly sweet and and sometimes sour if you put sour candy in it. And it's very difficult to drink with all of the candy in it if you use a straw. And the candy also gets soggy and chucky and has a weird texture
The thing about the sun has another factor to it as well.
The atmosphere absorbs heat. Space does not.
That's why the furnace can't be felt that far away. Now the heat from the sun doesn't have to deal with ANY absorption until it gets to the earth's atmosphere. Then your point about the the amount of energy comes in.
That one guy must not realize how profitable it is to own a farm *with cows* in most areas.
It's just expensive as hell to get to that point lol
The people where I live say that cow poop smells like money. Lots of money.
nice
@@marylambkin right
Doesnt it depends on how much Animals you have? Small Farmers cant really compete with the big massives farms, which means they can easily get in financial Trouble.
@@smaragdwolf1 It can vary, yes, but for smaller towns with locally owned butcher shops meat alone is a good way to assure your income is supplemented (everybody eats) since many local residents often prefer knowing exactly where their food came from.
Things like chicken farms can also make a good profit by just cutting out the middle man and selling eggs directly to neighbors. A dollar a dozen straight from your neighbor's backyard is much cheaper than what you can pay for them at the store and many people who own chickens end up with a lot more eggs than they could ever eat on their own anyway.
Just depends on what your farm produces really.
Honey, strawberries, and tomatoes for example are all pretty great to sell at farmers markets because they're all relatively low cost goods that are easily profitable and don't take much space to work out.
Watching the agonizing torture of that man trying to explain how the sun/heat works is excruciatingly painful for anyone who knows a little bit about thermodynamics
i don't even know anything about thermodynamics, and I know for a fact that's not how the sun works (in how he explained it)
It’s excruciating for anyone with common sense
The sun is made of hot
I'd like to think it's torture for anyone who understands that there is nothing ON EARTH that is as big as the sun therefore his example and theory is basically mute. I know nothing of thermodynamics (as far as I am aware) and nothing about astrophysics, and I found it irritating just because a FURNACE much, much 100x smaller than the sun. It makes me wonder if he knows that the earth being the third planet from the sun is considerably cooler than say Mercury or Venus since they are closer in proximity to the sun and that Pluto (although not a planet but a satellite) is the coldest due to the distance.
@@caidalee1994 Nobody tell him about UV radiation, with any luck he'll "connect the dots" on his mind, will think sunblock creams are a scam and we'll get rid of him in a couple of years.
27:41 the person making the tiktok is why I do not go to gyms. I'm a short chubby girl and I would like to better my overall strength by working out a little (I wanna be able to lift a future soft boi partner in big ol hugs). But because I'm a little teapot, I'm always paranoid about people like _this_ making fun of me because I don't have a gym body or know what I'm doing. The only times I've gone to a gym is with my little sister, who has a gym bod and I know would not tolerate anyone who'd try this shit. I'm real happy about the guy speaking out about this person's cruel actions.
Fun fact: The audio here 29:50 is from an account called Cameron Geller, He does funny content and this one of his characters and the whole thing is satire for anyone wondering :D
Yeah
I love how his expectations for white day is just straight up alcohol.
Scandinavians
Would be the same in the UK. Or France. Or nearly evey other european country. Just the beverage of choice might change 😉
the name "white day", I believe (as an otaku who've seen too many V-day/white day stuff), is because they give back marshmallow or white chocolate to reciprocate the chocolate (generally dark or milk chocolate) they received on valentine's day. ✌🏼
sandy people.
people made out of sand
😆😆😆
But, yeah. I'd love to have White Day outside of Japan. It's really a cute idea.
I'm a Scandinavian (Norway) and my family is one of the only ones who don't have beer or wine in our house, even without alcohol
Seeing the dating ones make me really, really glad that I am aromantic. I’m so sorry you all have to deal with that… hot mess.
Edit: All of you saying you misread ‘aromantic’ as ‘aromatic’ have killed me. Thank you
I thought you wrote "aromatic" and I was like, "oh! It's nice that you smell good!"
@@stevenclark1662 so what's your type? Aromatic
You mean Aromantic?
No you misheard
*adds several Spices into a stew*
Aromatic
I'd be glad if I was aromatic, sometimes it sounds nice to be aromantic as well, but I was born with a love of women, and I'll love her, even though it sometimes feels like it's slowly killing me.
Lol
@@stevenclark1662 Be positive, it might not be love, just the inevitable passage of time that kill us all
@@0Clewi0 ahh semi-optimistic existential dread. It's Great!
I hate when I know that someone is wrong on a topic and I know why they are wrong about it but I'm not smart enough to explain why they are wrong about that thing and have to just let them think whatever it was.
Why do I have to relate to this so much!
When your intelligence or wisdom stat is higher than your communication stat. 😅
100% relatable btw
The zoo one always gets me because it's not a matter of fat phobia. The equipment at the hospital is built with the average person in mind so when someone is morbidly obese they won't fit into the MRI and the best thing for their health is to get the scan done we referred them out to the only place with equipment built to handle patients of that size and weight. Borrowing specialized equipment from the zoo is way better than a patient bleeding out internally for example because we couldn't get a scan after a traumatic car crash.
Seeing Click's expressions change while the steel worker talks about the sun and radiate heat... gold.
I agree
And as steel worker ignores the fact that the CORE of the sun is around 27 million Fahrenheit/15 million Celsius…
I love how Click pronounces disgusting as "Dis-goos-tang"
38:47 that was like a bad gacha video but in real life -_-
the parents that first spoil their child then choose to publicly humiliate them ugh 😩
12:46
Fun fact: British soldiers have a piece of metal in the sole of their boots to make more noise when they stomp, just for this exact kind of situation. Not even kidding
This is a common thing in a lot of militaries. Drill sergeants and people on honor guard often put clickers on the bottom of their boots and low quarters
ok and how you know that?
@@croc3862 right....
yhea, some drill shoes do have a metal heel. its a outgrowth of the "heel iron" used in ammo boots, the style of boots the British used form the mid 1880s until after ww2. it was partly for reinforcing the boot, and partly to give better grip in mud. its been retrained on some forms of drill shoe for because it sounds better with when the solider does the heel stamping.
another trick used was sticking pennies into the fingertips of the gloves, to make the hand strikes louder. on purely ceremonial occasions they use rifles with the internal working parts removed, to make a hollow echo camber to again make it sound more impressive.
Well, clearly they need it.
“Here’s five Tik Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia!”
The Click:*has a stroke*
lol
A definition of polyamory from Wikipedia: Polyamory is the practice of, or desire for, romantic relationships with more than one partner at the same time, with the informed consent of all partners involved.
Fun fact: the monster-candy monstrosity is (no joke) called “Battery Acid” and it sure as hell tastes like it.
the sun guy looks exactly like a guy that would not believe the sun is real
or believe that the "earth is flat"
And also not realise just how freakishly huge the Sun is in comparison to the Earth,
Here is another way of describing his theory.
His saying how far away he feels the heat from the smelter, now imagine not wearing PPE, then imagine a child also not wearing PPE, now imagine how a baby feels in the same situation. . . We are smaller than the baby.
@@purplemnkydshwshr I remember when I was staying in a town with a forest fire nearby and as soon as the flames crested over a ridge despite being a few miles away I could feel the radiated heat hit my skin to a near burning sensation. It just doesn’t seem like that guy understands how hot thermal radiation can get. I mean I’m not an expert or anything but isn’t surface area another major aspect in how much thermal radiation is emitted?
Also the surface of the sun (the photosphere) is relatively cool (about 6000k) compared to it’s atmospheric corona which is in the millions of degree and that’s because of how the sun’s internal dynamics are.
The guy actually used "trust me bro" as a source! 😂
29:30 I hate when people try to portray DID as something that makes you murderous or crazy, when in reality they have gone through severe trauma to cause whole identities to hold the memories away from the host. It's a safety mechanism
I don't have DID but I have a Dissociative Disorder with Alters, without amnesia in some cases.
More-or-less, it does get annoying knowing this is people's first thought of DID, while in reality it's the result of different parts of a child's personality failing to integrate.
Berate me if you want.
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@@enalosloqia6422 OSDD?
i had a partner with DID. The alters were just.... people.
I can't speak on DID specifically as I'm not close to anyone with it, but any mental disorder portrayed as dangerous when they're really just going through their own struggles makes me really sad
My understanding of DID is that they have difficult lives already and all the misinformation and faking on tiktok has made things more difficult
I'm hesitant to follow anyone with DID because I genuinely don't know what to believe
It's really sad and people with DID deserve better
26:47, so last year I lost a total of 3 pets; a cat, a dog, and a guinea pig. The events aren't important but what is important is how willing this girl is to get clout off her dying dog, a possible long time family member. It disgusts me and all I can feel is shame as anyone looking in may only see clout surfers who don't care for their family may feel like it is only that. More importantly I feel bad for the dog as its death was attempted to be monetized.
29:45 the adudio is by somone who plays charters of certain stereotypes
Yeah Cameron Geller!
I heard the background music and gasped so loud
"this feels like it would be like acid". The drink is called battery acid. And its normally VERY sour. Many people add vodka.
@TrainerblueTube finnaly something to compete with bloody marry.
Yummy
So you can shrink from drinking battery acid!
god blessed me with the inability to eat sour things (bad genetics have made my tongue easy to bleed with sour foods) so thank god i wont have to experience that level of pain in any curiosity.
FemaleDatingStrategy might as well be the r/Incels for women at this point, made a comment once under someone saying that men are groomers or something along those lines with something like "Hey, I'm a guy who was groomed by a woman, please at least include that women can be groomers too, because it happened to me, it can happen to anyone" and I got banned. The sub also seems really weird about attacking men with hobbies, like one of the top posts recently I saw was one with someone posting about how her boyfriend spends too much time playing video games and the replies were full of things saying to dump him or to sell his console. Like what?!
What did you expect in a subreddit named that way?
@@legrandliseurtri7495 women looking for genuine dating advice from men to help their dates go better. Maybe things like if what their date is doing seems weird from other dude or just awkward. I dunno
@@nerdstop5025 it's reddit
There are this south american soup opera level drama shit ive seen on Facebook for the Last couple years. Made the Last skit looks Oscar worthy.
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I once had an emo teen wanna be wiccan threaten me with a curse... my response completely dead faced, inform him that i have been studying magic since before he was born, and i had dealt with much bigger wannabes than him, and how it used to be my job providing security for a pagan group which involved banishing those who threatened the safety of the group (which is technically true.... i didn't tell him it was an online pagan group lol)
honestly, u sound rlly cool! (as a teen who likes emo music and whose religion bans "black magic" lol) I respect this lmao
8:04 Squidward……TORTELLINI?!?
Anthony eventually got his correct play button!
I follow him and his vibes are just immaculate
Go give him a follow
Hopefully the third time was the charm (to get his name spelled correctly)
Don't you mean Anthoy?
To be fair, in that last one, it's less cringe and more just the dude being stupid. Stretch marks are just not a thing you're taught about. I think it's in the category of "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit"
Glad I'm not the only one who felt this way. It's like his heart was in the right place, but he just didn't know better.
The fact that she calls him a 'Tinder guy' and not a boyfriend implies that it was also too much way too soon. Like you're not doing anything 'for me' if they're just a Tinder date.
I thought it was both hilarious and that wouldve been adorable if it happened to me
Yeah, but the "for me" is harmful in itself. And its so normalized.
25:30 that's battery acid. That's because frat parties are bad for grades, and caffeine keeps you up better
10:20 aaaaasaahhhhhhhhhhhb this is worse than trying to comprehend a black hole
Oh man just imagine him trying to wrap his head around that
31:24 "I don't want a job it's so much work"
This is exactly how I am while I get ready for work lmao
Alanis Morisette in the corner during that tiktok: isnt. it. IRONIC.
This is what happens when you don't tell your kids "no"
That guard was in Windsor Castle. My son likes having a photo taken with them, but I always ask them if they mind. They're allowed to stamp, blink, and even shout at you if you annoy them enough. Just say 'blink twice if you don't want to be photographed'. Simple. 🤦🏼♀️
29:12 as someone with an ACTUAL "split personality" (the proper term is system; I have OSDD), this is not how that works and I'm so sorry to this person who had to deal with that 💀
It’s crazy how whenever people say they’ve lived a bunch of lives, they’re always fascinating lives. It’s always “I was a philosopher, I was a princess, I worked for the queen” but rarely “I died a week after my birth of a rat bite”, “I was an empoverished woman who died during childbirth”, “I was a farm hand who lived an entirely unremarkable life.” The numbers don’t add up fam.
Same thoughts
when my best friend was 7 or 8, her parents were really into talking about their past lives. one time she just turned to her Dad and said "why are only famous people reincarnated?" since she only ever heard of people saying they were Cleopatra or Elvis or whatever. always made me laugh
No one wants to talk about how they are the reincarnation of a peasant from the 1400s who died of the bubonic plague. It’s not a cool enough origin story.
@@cremetangerine82 People really underestimate how interesting the lives of ordinary people are, honestly. If you live for a long time, lots of stories pile up, regardless of if you are a normal peasant or some world-renowned celebrated leader.
Reminder that she used the term " player" for talking about the belligerents of WW2.
IS THIS FUCKING BFV?
Nostalgias times when I was an herb and a lady picked me, crushed me in a mortar and fed me to a dying child.
@@disgusted2704 did you felt the stomach acid dossolve you or did the child died before it could happen?
8:54
Fun fact.
In japan, on valentine's day women give presents to a men they like (chocolate is the most common) so its a little switch-a-roo and i think its pretty nice tbh.
I think it’s better that way because it solves the “oh… but I didn’t get *you* anything” problem, as well as the “oh… I handmade you really nice chocolate and you gave me obligation chocolate” problem. You just have to be sure to remember who gave you what, which can be written down instead of guessed beforehand.
@@caidalee1994 they have white day where guys give back
@@lawrencelopez9839 that’s what I’m talking about.
The only reason I already knew about this is because of the Rune Factory games 😅
@@lawrencelopez9839 I've seen people call White day racist. We live in a society 💀💀💀
1:44 its the placebo affect- I did it with my little sister. she takes melatonin gummies becuse otherwise, she'll be up all night. we ran out and gave her regular gummies and she slept like normal. it tricks the brain into thinking it's taking something its not.
It’s important to make sure you don’t demonize sexuality in children. It doesn’t mean having a conversation giving them tips. Lol but it does mean rephrasing “we don’t touch ourselves there“ to “we don’t touch ourselves there in public“
That girl that was furious that her mom lowered her allowance to $1,000 should be grateful that she even got a THOUSAND dollars for an allowance. I don't even get paid when I do chores around the house...
i mean first she should be angry that their parents first spoil her then publicly humiliate her like this …
I used to get 20 pounds a week...I mean, allowance? Doesn't that mean she still lives with them? If you think you should be given $2500 a month, err, how about you tell us why you're worth that much? Like, why should you be given, for free, more than people who pay rent and bills make for working 40hrs?
$1000 is my mortgage! If she can’t function with $1000 a month for discretionary fun money, that’s bad. How had she been spending $2500 a month before that?
I’m glad her mom realized where she had gone wrong. Nip that in the bud before she gets to college!
@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 It sounds like the daughter was the one who wanted to go on Dr. Phil. She said something like, "That's why I came to you!" She must have assumed she would be vindicated, and that she would get to shine on TV. She's used to everything going her way, but sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
@@MaidMirawyn Still, who taught her to expect to get everything she wants and also who gave permission (I am assuming here she's a minor) for her to be on TV? We're giving too much crap to a child when parents(parental figures) are the ones that literally teach you how to exist
Hope she saves enough to get therapy, cause they're not helping...
Oh the past life thing made me giggle. My mother did that when I was a kid and she came home with a "God Damnit" face . I asked her and she said that they did 4 that day and she was a noticably very dumb girl that herded sheep, a middle aged woman scrubbing the stone stairs to someone's impressive house, a young man mucking out the stables and a woman watching a herd of long horns moving across the desert. Mom didn't want to go back because; " Everyone else gets cool crap and I'm always working for someone else. That's just bullshit."
There's gotta be burger flippers in the world, no matter how the job sucks. Look at the ratio of princesses and death priestesses and whatever to ordinary schmucks who make the world go on turning.
But yeah, knowing how most of the people who are into that stuff tend to talk like this is their first 'ordinary' life, I can understand the frustration.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👏 👏 👏 👏
I'm glad they don't just give everyone "Omg you were ClEoPaTrA!" that's rad.
2:57 honestly the "white guy" part alone should have been a red flag that this would be anti Switch
30:52 what a spoiled girl. I admit it, I'm spoiled. But I know money management despite being only 14. I could live off of 1000 a month and if I can't I'd get a job. Hell at some point I'll try to make enough money I won't even need my parents' money. In fact that would be my goal. As an adult I wouldnt want my parents to have to give me money. They've given me so much throughout the years and I'm grateful for it. They know I am. So, when I grow up and get my own place, I hope I would be able to afford it. Especially since I want to have a family someday, and I need to be financially stable to do so. Honestly when I see people this spoiled I feel so bad for the parents.
Fun fact, Míriam and Mai from turning red were supossed to be a couple
But Disney said "yeah, no."
That really sucks, wish they didn't say no :(
Sounds like Corporate America lol
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never seen it
Ooh, where'd that come from? I'd love to see the interview if it's from that kind of source!
They did keep Priya and her definitely-non-platonic relationship with the (unfortunately nameless) emo girl, but more rep would've been cool
Disney may have said no, but they couldn't stop all the pervy faces they made during some scenes. Lol
As a parent of a little boy, I didn't find the body exploration thing cringey. The point is, the kindergarteners are doing it anyway. I definitely found my kid had fallen asleep with his hands in his pants a few times at that age. Telling them when they do it in public that it's an okay thing to do alone in private, not in public, is a good idea. Shaming them for doing it is damaging, pretending it's not an issue is also not great.
exactly. the cringe comes from the term “masturbating”. it’s not the same as in/after puberty.
babies have do the “oral phase” and and toddlers have the “genital phase”. this is exploring their surroundings and their bodies and completely normal. but teaching them to not do it in public spaces is important too.
I am glad that I would never be considered a HVM, because that means I'm automatically excluded from having to deal with the sorts of screwed up and toxic women who use those sorts of terms, and that's just so comforting to know.
8:54 Also, White Day was originally named that because it first started as a promotion by a company which sold marshmallows.
(In Japan, Valentine's Day is typically a day when girls/women give chocolate to the guys (or girls) they like . White Day, a month later on March 14, is the day when the guys who received gifts on Valentine's Day would typically return the gesture by buying gifts for the girls, thus confirming that they felt the same way. (the gifts often have a "white" theme, such as white chocolate or confections, or white bags, clothes, or (ahem) lingerie, etc...)
I really enjoy how he just kind of throws in little pieces of casual life advice in these vids
The plot twist taking the dad out with a passionate kiss was freaking Long Man energy
yes
LOL YES
That one felt more like a joke than actual cringe content, but I enjoyed it too!
Fun Fact: That unholy mix of Monster Energy Drinks and sour candies is a drink called Battery Acid. You can imagine how that feels/tastes.
Is it bad that I want to try this now?
Its not "unholy" thank you very much only I am unholy
can i drink *actual* battery acid?
I'd rather drink actual battery acid then that
My dumb ass tried it and honestly it's not that bad. It felt like heart attack but it wasn't that bad. But then again I put in less sour candy then most people.
12:10 another thing is that there is no air in space, meaning there is nothing for the heat to dissipate into, nothing to stop it.
For the person who thought of stapling her finger nail back on:
GIRL JUST CUT IT WITH A FINGERNAIL CLIPPER, THEY DON’T NEED TO BE THAT LONG
29:20 That is not how DID (dissociative identity disorder, previously known as multiple personalities) works. It's often displayed as harmful and dangerous. It develops from childhood trauma and is extremely impactful on someone's life. Something like this just further pushes the stigma that all people with DID are dangerous and will try to k-word you.
Why did you censor kill?
@@MysteryGeek2006 youtube deletes comments randomly sometimes
Someone very close to me has DID, and their alters are just. People. They may be eccentric, but they aren't monsters. They're just people.
The lengths people would go to for attention smh.
They wouldn't even care about the negative results either
Probably needs to go back to multiple personalities. DID could be mistaken for damsel in distress. 😂
36:23 This reminds me of a post where someone said they stopped watching Nigerian films because they saw a scene in a hospital where someone has a heart attack, and one of the doctors shouts "Somebody call an ambulance!"
Bruh 💀
10:44 the worst part is his little smirk. He's so proud of himself.
I love Anthony. His energy is so positive and wholesome.
god, i love that video of the guy in the drive-thru. the worker was completely done with him, it was such a good own. great to see people finally standing up to those dumb douchebags that do drive-thru "pranks".
Dude pranked himself.
Ha-ha, I spent a dollar or two for an ice cream but I smashed it, and now I have to take a shower and hope to god my car doesn't get ants from the sticky sweetness of melted ice cream! GOT HIM GOOD! 🤪
Even funnier is that he works at a mc donalds and says get a job. Like he probably would love to have a good job but in general fast food retail is terrible. Note I am dumb so just ignore me if that sounded odd I do not know how to phrase stuff or say somethings in a way that makes sense
I was really afraid he was going to pull what I saw in another compilation: guy orders a drink (like a large lemonade or a slushy) then throws the whole drink (cup and all) into the server’s face.
Seeing the “dark fucking magic” guy’s face pop up was such a chilling jump scare. It was like seeing a silverfish crawling out of the crack in your wall when it’s late in the evening and there’s no natural light.
Every once in a while I'll see something that reminds me that silverfish are real...
Dude looked like a budget Joker. With that, I ask WHO'S THIS CLOWN?
And he didn’t even know the difference between hexes and curses
@@mossistryingtheirbest8947 they are fucking what?
@ LeaveMeAlone Silverfish are real. And I’m sorry to tell you but if you see one in your room there are probably a lot more.
I feel a bit of my soul leave my body when I see people faking mental illnesses.
That last one was just “he a little confused, but he got the spirit.”
I'm like 90% sure the monster one has enough sugar to kill a person
Darling monster on its own can kill someone ;)
I know just the people who are crazy enough to try that
I giggle every time Click says "I'm so old!", then I add a "bish puhleez" as I am 62 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:11 "I'm so old, man, I swear to god" 😂
A “high value man” makes sure that when you make plans that both parties are free at the same time, and recommends something that they have personally experienced and wants the other person to enjoy. A “low value man” disregards what you want, when you want it and makes demands about all parts of the date. I don’t understand why people have an issue with good communication
My science-loving brain was having an aneurysm at the video of the guy trying to say that the sun doesn’t make sense
And the best/worst thing is that any explanation would go so far over his head he would think you were just invoking magic and laugh at you.
@@charimonfanboy He fails to comprehend the single biggest factor about the sun being able to emit that much heat: Size
Literally anything that large has little choice but to BE a star, given that the pressure of gravity causes the nuclear fusion that fights against it and stabilizes the star
nice
@@Derpzilla-tw2ox Yeah, he's probably never been in a steel mill with a WALL of 2000F steel. There you have to go a bit farther away to avoid radiation heating...
Also-- doesn't _just how long it's been emitting heat_ factor in? As well as the vacuum of space? If you turn on a space heater (no pun intended), you might be able to feel it halfway across the room
if you leave it on longer, you'll be able to feel the heat from further and further away as it heats up the surrounding area
13:30
Grimes (Musk's ex partner) left him for a trans woman. The tweets from Musk were just petty jabs at his ex basically.
@Tom Morrison I don't really trust anyone who makes their money on tax loopholes.
Lmao she's actually gay/bi? No wonder she broke up, he's a lunatic and a homophobe! Then again, that doesn't change much
Damn, talk about copium.
Yeah, that's cringe
3:05 People have changed the title tona of times. I've seen the original and it says something like "When you see someone wearing a MAGA hat in public".
I love Anthony Ferraro. His videos are always: "I'm blind and this is how I do x" and then he ends it with "One Love". This is a pioneer of CZcams Shorts, I love this man.