The Treasure Guardian Doesn't Like Me - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2021
  • The Skeletons on the island have a new pet and he doesn't seem to want me around.
    Merch ► www.captainsaucemerch.com
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  • @F1dg3t
    @F1dg3t Před 2 lety +208

    Captain: “Who keeps dressing up the skeletons?”
    Wilhelm at Landfall: “It’s free real estate.”

  • @wetowl6385
    @wetowl6385 Před 2 lety +498

    If the final victory wasn’t the most TABS victory ever I don’t know what is

  • @unknowncomputer9665
    @unknowncomputer9665 Před 2 lety +81

    "Yeah your captain is dead.."
    "Look at me, i'm the captain now"

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 Před 2 lety +78

    "You've only got gold and no cheeks."
    - Cap 2021

  • @captainblue6341
    @captainblue6341 Před 2 lety +344

    “You killed my friends, now let go of my balls!”
    -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @Not_Sam17
    @Not_Sam17 Před 2 lety +40

    10:01
    That Celestial Aegis do be assert dominating them skeletons

  • @calebfouts7118
    @calebfouts7118 Před 2 lety +43

    16:00 the best clutch I've ever seen in TABS

    • @ge1187
      @ge1187 Před 2 lety +4

      XD

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 Před 2 lety +4

      D@#e straight !!🤣🤣
      I'd like to it try to be done twice

    • @lavendel6868
      @lavendel6868 Před 2 lety +3

      He won in a river

  • @Missing_exe
    @Missing_exe Před 2 lety +33

    2:52 I am fairly certain that archer was a soviet since he shot the squire for retreating

  • @wch190
    @wch190 Před 2 lety +273

    You can run, but you can’t hide!
    You get 5000$ and you have to survive for 15 seconds
    Blue team: 2 dark peasants , 2 super peasants, and one bard
    Any map of you’re choice
    GoodLuck:D

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 Před 2 lety +14

      The super peasants are so hard to beat but for the dark peasants just put down a couple of crows

    • @huang111
      @huang111 Před 2 lety +12

      Ah yes “you can, but you can’t hide” the famous saying

    • @wch190
      @wch190 Před 2 lety +7

      @@huang111 oops, didn’t notice that, but it’s fixed now

    • @wyattevans1536
      @wyattevans1536 Před 2 lety +3

      Cupid and chrono mancer

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 Před 2 lety +3

      ok we know this would be stupidly unfair when you picked 2 of the stupidest OP units in TABS.
      we all know that this won't be picked. ever

  • @milx7210
    @milx7210 Před 2 lety +47

    you gotta read the level descriptions too, there's actually a story. and they also tell you what you're meant to do in the level since sometimes you need to possess a unit and do something with it. You *can* still beat the levels without doing those objectives but you're kinda meant to play along

    • @jaiongay5342
      @jaiongay5342 Před měsícem

      I know it's been 2 years since you posted this, but it's captain sauce. What did you expect? It wouldn't be him if he didn't make up his own story and it's hilarious.

  • @tim413reaper
    @tim413reaper Před 2 lety +56

    16:10 looks like this episode ended with a "cliff hanger"

  • @shawellminoe
    @shawellminoe Před 2 lety +89

    “That game that can have Optimus Prime twerk ghost sploons on the Ninja Turtles in slow-motion” -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @averysleepyferret2613
    @averysleepyferret2613 Před 2 lety +5

    “I heard of ghost ships before, but never skeleton ships.” Sea of thieves nightmares intensify

    • @V1beZ0neGam1ng
      @V1beZ0neGam1ng Před 2 lety

      I knew someone would comment something like this lol

  • @Grass5
    @Grass5 Před 2 lety +16

    “A rock and a hard place” can’t wait to see what cap does with that

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris Před 2 lety +8

    Here's a combo that wins every level: 1 divine arbiter, a halfling or two as distractions, and as many cheerleaders as possible. Orbital destruction.

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 Před 2 lety +3

    "nobody is allowed to go on the water"
    "ok, the guy on fire has permission to go on the water, but THE REST OF YOU GET BACK ONTO THE BOAT"

  • @ez5580
    @ez5580 Před 2 lety +337

    Day 11 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

  • @ahgetouttaere7808
    @ahgetouttaere7808 Před 2 lety +122

    Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?

  • @subcountzero9421
    @subcountzero9421 Před 2 lety +10

    Play more of these levels!! They eventually move away from straightforward fights and turn into story-based missions and cool minigames!

  • @bastiantobing649
    @bastiantobing649 Před 2 lety +24

    I'm just waiting for cap to play the raft update.

  • @Theaaronsparkplug
    @Theaaronsparkplug Před 2 lety +18

    Now it's time to make a battle called horses revenge in tabs

  • @counselnoblevc3531
    @counselnoblevc3531 Před 2 lety +9

    Sauce: you can't buy unites brains
    Banner bearer: allow me to introduce myself

  • @marshmallowdemon7847
    @marshmallowdemon7847 Před 2 lety +3

    “I’m not going down without a fight!”
    “You killed my friend!”
    “Let go of my balls”
    One of these is not like the others…

  • @nishchaymuralidharan4459
    @nishchaymuralidharan4459 Před 2 lety +3

    Here’s a battle idea->
    Attack of the Gods:
    1 of every god
    Any map
    Straight line across from left to right of the map
    Plz like it if u want cap to try it out

  • @cahemmerick
    @cahemmerick Před 2 lety +25

    YAY more tabs I've been waiting

  • @Sneraptor
    @Sneraptor Před 2 lety +6

    Absolutely smashing video as always!
    Cheers for playing my silly campaign, and it's absolutely humbling to have it featured on your channel! I don't think I stopped grinning through the entire vid, at least until my jaw fell off with the trick shot.
    Look forward to all your new content, mate, regardless of whether or not it's my campaign (though I might be a little biased ;))
    P.S. Sorry in advance for pumpkinball run, and all the other levels. The bone zone can be a cruel and unforgiving place.

  • @jaredsardella2170
    @jaredsardella2170 Před 2 lety +2

    That's not a Big Daddy! I've seen Scooby-Doo, that's the Ghost of Captain Cutler!
    Also:
    "I refuse to go down without a fight! You killed my friend! LET GO OF MY BALLS!" ~Captain Sauce, 2021

  • @ultimatenerfwars1952
    @ultimatenerfwars1952 Před 2 lety +120

    "I didn't think I was gonna be the one getting boned"- Captainsauce 2021

  • @evanfuller6095
    @evanfuller6095 Před 2 lety +34

    Can Captain Sauce bring back west of loathing it was a really good series

  • @mrnoobplays7943
    @mrnoobplays7943 Před 2 lety +7

    Ah yes Optimus prime and the ninja turtles vs each other brings back memories

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 Před 2 lety +1

    "Please avoid being hit with the fire arrows and jumping overboard."
    Clam Thrower: "How bout I I do anyway?"

  • @bronzenoob1733
    @bronzenoob1733 Před 2 lety +2

    1:23
    Cap: I want these ranged units to survive
    1:29
    Also cap: maybe they would crawl of there ship and get to ours
    Archers: 😢

  • @tyler8364
    @tyler8364 Před 2 lety +7

    What on earth that was finale lmao

  • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270

    Bring back GG button, I have a compromise: instead of your head into the camera, put the button into the camera

    • @vcat1832
      @vcat1832 Před 2 lety +12

      Better plan, have an old video of the GG button play at the end.

    • @MrSmile-ph4hr
      @MrSmile-ph4hr Před 2 lety +2

      @@vcat1832 ah a man of wisdom

    • @unknownname6403
      @unknownname6403 Před 2 lety +1

      If we keep fighting we will win…right?

    • @mr.chicken9295
      @mr.chicken9295 Před 2 lety +1

      Isn’t the problem with the button it being too loud

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mr.chicken9295 No, it used to give him neck pain because he'd swing his head toward the camera. It's why he stopped using the GG button.

  • @jacobs.9696
    @jacobs.9696 Před 2 lety +1

    CaptainSauce
    's units care about pro gamer moves and style points than actual tactics. And still randomly win XD.

  • @Budokaii3
    @Budokaii3 Před 2 lety +1

    15:46 HES UPSIDE DOWN WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE🤣🤣

  • @user-dp5hj8dx4b
    @user-dp5hj8dx4b Před 2 lety +6

    If you want a strategic advantage, they added health bars that differ in size based on how much more or less health the enemy and your units have. This way you can tell how close a battle truly is and see where hidden enemies are.

  • @mewheniyes
    @mewheniyes Před 2 lety +15

    '"you only got bone and no cheeks"-captainsauce

  • @ilblpceirh9274
    @ilblpceirh9274 Před 2 lety +2

    1:05
    *Sea of thieves intensifies*

  • @Shivablade
    @Shivablade Před 2 lety +1

    that last fight was so hilarious, you can't even script that!

  • @k.katona9415
    @k.katona9415 Před 2 lety +3

    Cap: *uploads*
    Me: *happy noises*

  • @Wreckuiemz
    @Wreckuiemz Před 2 lety +12

    30 seconds in and I’m already laughing.

    • @scream4224
      @scream4224 Před 2 lety

      2 seconds in I'm already laughing

    • @scream4224
      @scream4224 Před 2 lety

      @@mr.tophat5307 this is not a competition I just the logo is hilarious

    • @wickedbook3616
      @wickedbook3616 Před 2 lety

      Yea

    • @huang111
      @huang111 Před 2 lety

      @@mr.tophat5307 the zeros do nothing since your decimal is after the zeros, that’s the same as 0.1

    • @blooner12345
      @blooner12345 Před 2 lety

      It’s probably a joke🤦‍♂️

  • @Gyozaplanet2
    @Gyozaplanet2 Před 2 lety +2

    This is one of the episodes with the most friendly I’ve ever seen

  • @agentmaroon4484
    @agentmaroon4484 Před 2 lety

    I love how the Captain:
    1) Knew what Big Daddy’s are
    2) Called them Big Daddy’s and they were tanks

  • @sulfurnitride
    @sulfurnitride Před 2 lety +5

    Hello, how's everyone doing today/tonight?

  • @tinahargis6697
    @tinahargis6697 Před 2 lety +17

    I clicked faster than hobbits being obliterated by literally any unit

  • @zangaadams1017
    @zangaadams1017 Před 2 lety +1

    CUSTOM BATTLE: Units you consider good (Not overpowered) as the enemy (Blackbeard, Clam Jam, Cupid, Wobbly Horse e.c.t.) and you only use "Bad" units(Hobit, Godzirra, E.c.t.). You can decide.

  • @Jam-xt7ej
    @Jam-xt7ej Před 2 lety +1

    Times when people go god mode: 1. Captainsauce when his wobbly horse gets killed

  • @gabethegamer8547
    @gabethegamer8547 Před 2 lety +3

    more west of loathing cap I really enjoyed that series

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. Před 2 lety +6

    Day 1 or asking captain sauce to return to old games

  • @KryptikChaos434
    @KryptikChaos434 Před 2 lety +1

    Captainsauce: I guess that's why they don't have a pointy stick pokemon
    Grookey:

  • @lordofthegrains2918
    @lordofthegrains2918 Před 2 lety +1

    The final win had me laughing so much, I was not expecting a win there

  • @te3334
    @te3334 Před 2 lety +3

    The hunter from little nightmares 2 is back.

  • @muteblock1300
    @muteblock1300 Před 2 lety +8

    BREAKING NEWS:CAPTAIN SAUCE GETS BONED BY SKELETONS AFTER TELLING THEM THEY HAVE NO CHEAKS

  • @The_Meager
    @The_Meager Před 2 lety

    I like that when two units can smack their heads together full force but it'll only make a squeak

  • @matthewlaird3692
    @matthewlaird3692 Před 2 lety +1

    did anyone notice at the very beginning a squire gets kneecapped by his own teamate. effectively killing him

  • @digitblast3675
    @digitblast3675 Před 2 lety +4

    2:52 Holy crap the archer just shot their own teammate.

  • @jaysondavis9693
    @jaysondavis9693 Před 2 lety +30

    Can you bring back West of Loathing?

  • @shivankjindal5612
    @shivankjindal5612 Před 2 lety

    Continue with this campaign please! It seems amazing so far and it's great to have content like this. I love it.

  • @Kindasped
    @Kindasped Před 2 lety +1

    2:51 that archer just sniped the squire xD

  • @goldenemerald830
    @goldenemerald830 Před 2 lety +4

    Cap use my faction, it's called the end of all things. You will be very impressed.

  • @phantomy2034
    @phantomy2034 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm seeing quite a few comments asking him to bring back West of Loathing or some other game he did long ago.
    I'm sorry to disappoint you, but if it's been this long and he hasn't posted a new video, chances are he's not going to bring the series back just for a few people.

  • @notimportant4747
    @notimportant4747 Před 2 lety +1

    Battle suggestion:
    1 Reaper and 1 Hobbit vs. 3 Cupid
    You said the Reaper can’t process love, he’s actually an expert at it.

  • @steelhorn2029
    @steelhorn2029 Před 2 lety

    "A flintlock Pistol is close enough to a gun, right?"
    Dude. A flintlock pistol is a gun.
    This is why I love your content!

  • @omni_kingkam2238
    @omni_kingkam2238 Před 2 lety +4

    I was watching your old kindergarten 2 series and then you uploaded and i clicked faster than skeletons die in tabs

  • @cteam5305
    @cteam5305 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm first that means I'm the biggest fan

  • @shadowjezzter
    @shadowjezzter Před 2 lety

    Dam, that ship is running on skeleton crews.
    Also that mini gunner knew what he was doing all along.

  • @tomrichmond8388
    @tomrichmond8388 Před 2 lety +1

    RIP horse the wobliest of them all. Taken from us too soon a brave unit and good steed he will be missed

  • @ethicalcollective
    @ethicalcollective Před 2 lety +15

    Heavenly Father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen💘

    • @spacezombie159oof9
      @spacezombie159oof9 Před 2 lety

      No

    • @user_red_dot1774
      @user_red_dot1774 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you so much. I was afraid I would die but after this beautiful message I lived long enough to capture children, sell them on the black market and become rich, buy a house with guards and protection and I can constantly kidnap children.

    • @pixelguy9890
      @pixelguy9890 Před 2 lety

      Your on a channel were the mascot is superman with a tomato head, that tells dirty jokes
      You didn't need to be here even if you weren't craving subs

    • @spacezombie159oof9
      @spacezombie159oof9 Před 2 lety

      @@user_red_dot1774 can I buy some kids?

    • @user_red_dot1774
      @user_red_dot1774 Před 2 lety

      @@spacezombie159oof9 Which one? The malnourished are the cheapest. The ones that still have most or all their organs are most expensive. You can also buy teeth and organs separately.

  • @lavendel6868
    @lavendel6868 Před 2 lety +1

    "YOU KILLED MY FREIND LET GO OF MY BALLS" the greatest thing he has said.

  • @JoshLefelhocz
    @JoshLefelhocz Před 2 lety

    That gatling gunner that got the win at the end was trickshotting. Dipping his toes in the ocean while swiss-cheesing his enemies behind his back at the same time. 1337 shooting ability confirmed. Probably was also telling his mum to get the camera.

  • @thatoldgreensubie5714
    @thatoldgreensubie5714 Před 2 lety

    I have probably been watching this guy play games for the past 7 years and no game is the same or as fun then till I watch this guy play it I will always be a fan long-term thank you for the amazing content and hopefully you do see this I appreciate all the videos you make

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 Před 2 lety

    “Underrated”
    12 Musketeers in the very back
    6 Scarecrows in the back next to the muskets
    2 Shoguns leading 6 Halberds and 8 Monks
    1 Sensei
    12 Spear Throwers interspersed with the muskets
    Hint Hint: Scarecrows are INCREDIBLE overpowered against high - health units that don’t get in your face immediately, I. E. giants, Zeus, and packaderms (both Snuffy and Sacred Elephants)

  • @yaboitj6263
    @yaboitj6263 Před 2 lety +1

    At 2:52 a archer shoots a squire in the back. That teamwork at is finest

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 Před 2 lety

    “So if you don’t mind, they’ll be taking them posthaste, now move out of the way you rapscallions!”
    -CaptainSauce, 2021

  • @Chompie18
    @Chompie18 Před 2 lety +1

    2:51 the skeleton and archer just did a combo on that squire

  • @noahberman5510
    @noahberman5510 Před 2 lety +1

    2:53 can’t believe cap didn’t realize that his archer shot the squire

  • @keisii2171
    @keisii2171 Před 2 lety

    This is a well put-together batch of custom units and campaign with win conditions. Cant wait to see more from the 7 Deadly Seas

  • @uncharted1353
    @uncharted1353 Před 2 lety

    “YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, LET GO OF MY BALLS!” never thought I would hear those 2 things together

  • @noteventired2727
    @noteventired2727 Před 2 lety +1

    You know it’s gunna be a good day when cap uploads tabs

  • @ax-rg6uh
    @ax-rg6uh Před 2 lety

    16:00 that dummy with the gatling just said "over the shoulder" and proceeded to dangle himself off of the edge and take the shot

  • @radekb.6977
    @radekb.6977 Před 2 lety +1

    2:52 That Poor Squire at right just got friendly fired

  • @letsplaybarrysmod5815
    @letsplaybarrysmod5815 Před 2 lety

    Tabs is one of the best thing Captainsause as played.

  • @Arc84923
    @Arc84923 Před 2 lety +1

    Its odd how Cap, forgot that the banner bearer existed and that unit stops units from moving. Making them stay in place

  • @shannonlemoine1473
    @shannonlemoine1473 Před 2 lety +1

    skeletons; LETS SHOW THIS CAP GUY WHAT WERE MADE OUT OF
    turns caps units into skeletons
    Skeletons; YA that wat u get for bullying us

  • @metrux321
    @metrux321 Před 2 lety +1

    Hoooh man... These are dead seas, more than deadly xD And what kind of thing should those scooba divers be? Zombies? Ghosts? Scooba divers who decided undead are cooler? Who knows...

  • @jessicajensen6339
    @jessicajensen6339 Před 2 lety

    Omg, machine gun man and horse. They are the saviors of tabs. I died on the last one, so funny.

  • @apn_gacha841
    @apn_gacha841 Před 2 lety +1

    I have a challenge for you... Choose you dare to accept... (Also, no using any Secret or Custom Units)
    Name: Dead Rising
    Map: Spooky 1
    Units; 1 Reaper in the Center of it all, a row of 13 Skeleton Warriors behind him, as well as 1 Pumpkin Catapult behind them, and 2 Witches Behind the Catapult on Either Side. Beside the Reaper, there is two groups of 4 Candleheads, with 2 groups of 5 Vampires (almost on the egde. As well there are two Necromancers on either side in front of the Reaper, and an inverse pattern of 10 Skeleton Archers to the 10 Vampires. To top it all off there is a Swordcaster, with 2 Banshee's on either side of him, under the bridge in front of the Shattered Door..
    Good luck!!

  • @tfxjaymonkey1399
    @tfxjaymonkey1399 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s kinda funny he has such a family friendly voice but talking about some adult things lol

  • @Mariwend
    @Mariwend Před 2 lety +1

    captainsuace: i've heard of ghost ships but not skeleton ships are they the same thing
    me a sea of thieves player:
    well to explain that we need to talk about parallel universes

  • @bobgoblin5268
    @bobgoblin5268 Před 2 lety

    i love these vids, im going through a rough time and these videos are the reason i can keep my head up

  • @retr0of300
    @retr0of300 Před 2 lety

    The last one was the most beautiful trickshot I have ever seen, and that look on that Guy his Face was so dry, like I do this every day

  • @krakencalloway3183
    @krakencalloway3183 Před 2 lety

    We need a part two of this campaign , there are so many more levels, each one is super good

  • @sledge3174
    @sledge3174 Před 2 lety +1

    Well in sea of thieves, we got skeleton ships before ghost ships, and we call the skeleton ships ghost ships and the ghost ships “Flameheart’s fleet” or at least that’s what my friends and I call them

  • @darkusknight6794
    @darkusknight6794 Před 2 lety +1

    ( alliance of the gods) red team 2 void monarchs monarchs 2 chronomancers 4 kings 8 exploxive cannons 2 ballistas and last but not least 14 reapers and 14 healers finally the last unit 10 ice archers and 10 fire archers

  • @thespatialknight
    @thespatialknight Před 2 lety

    I love how you made the Bioshock reference. I replayed it last week.

  • @airsoft-hh3jv
    @airsoft-hh3jv Před 2 lety +1

    TABS will always be a great game.
    Cause you know it's got the Cheddar!!

  • @paulcairns204
    @paulcairns204 Před 2 lety +1

    That musketeer shot at 13:34 for was good

  • @nazmulhassan3370
    @nazmulhassan3370 Před rokem

    "Look at me. I'm the captain now"
    Captain, 2021

  • @thanatos6902
    @thanatos6902 Před 2 lety +1

    you dissed Bob Ross and he's mad now.. He's coming for you with his squad... and his happy little tree(and the tree's happy little friend)
    1 Wheelbarrow
    10 Painters and 2 teachers as his crew
    1 priest as a camera man
    6 skeleton archers just because
    and 1 angry pot head hobo with his pet rock named Steve(Stoner)
    Don't forget the 2 tree giants as the happy trees