The Treasure Guardian Doesn't Like Me - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2021
- The Skeletons on the island have a new pet and he doesn't seem to want me around.
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Itro - Panda [NCS Release]
• Itro - Panda | House |...
/ itro - Hry
Captain: “Who keeps dressing up the skeletons?”
Wilhelm at Landfall: “It’s free real estate.”
If the final victory wasn’t the most TABS victory ever I don’t know what is
Timestamp?
16:00 yeah this has most ridiculous win I ever seen.
Trickshot
Yeah he was trained by dude perfect
i cant agree more
"Yeah your captain is dead.."
"Look at me, i'm the captain now"
THE CAPTAIN OF SAUSE
Oops
Sauce
Well, he is called CaptainSauce.
I am the cappyton now.
"You've only got gold and no cheeks."
- Cap 2021
“You killed my friends, now let go of my balls!”
-CaptainSauce 2021
So he can create more friends :D
Perfect quote for a shitty action movie
He doesn't have friends but he does have balls.
Thanks for all the likes
Captain poggers
10:01
That Celestial Aegis do be assert dominating them skeletons
thats true
You seem to be having half a stroke.
@@guyman1009 its how gæmers talk
@@slayerofmonarchs ASSERT DOMINATING.
16:00 the best clutch I've ever seen in TABS
XD
D@#e straight !!🤣🤣
I'd like to it try to be done twice
He won in a river
2:52 I am fairly certain that archer was a soviet since he shot the squire for retreating
Yeah I thought I was the only one who noticed that guess you did two hooray I’m not the only one yay
YEPEE!
@@user-qe8zi3xg7n same ha
You can run, but you can’t hide!
You get 5000$ and you have to survive for 15 seconds
Blue team: 2 dark peasants , 2 super peasants, and one bard
Any map of you’re choice
GoodLuck:D
The super peasants are so hard to beat but for the dark peasants just put down a couple of crows
Ah yes “you can, but you can’t hide” the famous saying
@@huang111 oops, didn’t notice that, but it’s fixed now
Cupid and chrono mancer
ok we know this would be stupidly unfair when you picked 2 of the stupidest OP units in TABS.
we all know that this won't be picked. ever
you gotta read the level descriptions too, there's actually a story. and they also tell you what you're meant to do in the level since sometimes you need to possess a unit and do something with it. You *can* still beat the levels without doing those objectives but you're kinda meant to play along
I know it's been 2 years since you posted this, but it's captain sauce. What did you expect? It wouldn't be him if he didn't make up his own story and it's hilarious.
16:10 looks like this episode ended with a "cliff hanger"
LELL, Nice onee
Bdmm chsss
Nice one
“That game that can have Optimus Prime twerk ghost sploons on the Ninja Turtles in slow-motion” -CaptainSauce 2021
Captains words of wisdom
splooge
*sploodge
my bad
“I heard of ghost ships before, but never skeleton ships.” Sea of thieves nightmares intensify
I knew someone would comment something like this lol
“A rock and a hard place” can’t wait to see what cap does with that
Here's a combo that wins every level: 1 divine arbiter, a halfling or two as distractions, and as many cheerleaders as possible. Orbital destruction.
"nobody is allowed to go on the water"
"ok, the guy on fire has permission to go on the water, but THE REST OF YOU GET BACK ONTO THE BOAT"
Day 11 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
yes
Agreed
GO ON TO DAY 100 IF YOU NEED
Ye
YESSSSSSSSSSSS I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START ASKING
Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?
Pls get my coment to him
Done now we need more people for cause sir.
Ok
Let me guess, you have to defend the bard
@@hampter8546 no its about John wick and how his dog died so he's on a rampage
Play more of these levels!! They eventually move away from straightforward fights and turn into story-based missions and cool minigames!
I'm just waiting for cap to play the raft update.
Now it's time to make a battle called horses revenge in tabs
Sauce: you can't buy unites brains
Banner bearer: allow me to introduce myself
“I’m not going down without a fight!”
“You killed my friend!”
“Let go of my balls”
One of these is not like the others…
Here’s a battle idea->
Attack of the Gods:
1 of every god
Any map
Straight line across from left to right of the map
Plz like it if u want cap to try it out
YAY more tabs I've been waiting
Absolutely smashing video as always!
Cheers for playing my silly campaign, and it's absolutely humbling to have it featured on your channel! I don't think I stopped grinning through the entire vid, at least until my jaw fell off with the trick shot.
Look forward to all your new content, mate, regardless of whether or not it's my campaign (though I might be a little biased ;))
P.S. Sorry in advance for pumpkinball run, and all the other levels. The bone zone can be a cruel and unforgiving place.
I saw the bioshock reference
That's not a Big Daddy! I've seen Scooby-Doo, that's the Ghost of Captain Cutler!
Also:
"I refuse to go down without a fight! You killed my friend! LET GO OF MY BALLS!" ~Captain Sauce, 2021
"I didn't think I was gonna be the one getting boned"- Captainsauce 2021
"Let go of my balls" Captainsauce 2021
@XvZěłtix yes
@XvZěłtix agreed
“I guess we’re going to have to fist the daddy”
Captainsauce 2021
Your pfp is the most cursed thing I've ever seen
Can Captain Sauce bring back west of loathing it was a really good series
Ah yes Optimus prime and the ninja turtles vs each other brings back memories
"Please avoid being hit with the fire arrows and jumping overboard."
Clam Thrower: "How bout I I do anyway?"
1:23
Cap: I want these ranged units to survive
1:29
Also cap: maybe they would crawl of there ship and get to ours
Archers: 😢
And it worked!!
What on earth that was finale lmao
Bring back GG button, I have a compromise: instead of your head into the camera, put the button into the camera
Better plan, have an old video of the GG button play at the end.
@@vcat1832 ah a man of wisdom
If we keep fighting we will win…right?
Isn’t the problem with the button it being too loud
@@mr.chicken9295 No, it used to give him neck pain because he'd swing his head toward the camera. It's why he stopped using the GG button.
CaptainSauce
's units care about pro gamer moves and style points than actual tactics. And still randomly win XD.
15:46 HES UPSIDE DOWN WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE🤣🤣
If you want a strategic advantage, they added health bars that differ in size based on how much more or less health the enemy and your units have. This way you can tell how close a battle truly is and see where hidden enemies are.
'"you only got bone and no cheeks"-captainsauce
1:05
*Sea of thieves intensifies*
that last fight was so hilarious, you can't even script that!
Cap: *uploads*
Me: *happy noises*
30 seconds in and I’m already laughing.
2 seconds in I'm already laughing
@@mr.tophat5307 this is not a competition I just the logo is hilarious
Yea
@@mr.tophat5307 the zeros do nothing since your decimal is after the zeros, that’s the same as 0.1
It’s probably a joke🤦♂️
This is one of the episodes with the most friendly I’ve ever seen
I love how the Captain:
1) Knew what Big Daddy’s are
2) Called them Big Daddy’s and they were tanks
Hello, how's everyone doing today/tonight?
Good
Bad
@@tkeeper08 what happened?
Good
I'm quite annoyed thus far, but it should be too bad
I clicked faster than hobbits being obliterated by literally any unit
CUSTOM BATTLE: Units you consider good (Not overpowered) as the enemy (Blackbeard, Clam Jam, Cupid, Wobbly Horse e.c.t.) and you only use "Bad" units(Hobit, Godzirra, E.c.t.). You can decide.
Times when people go god mode: 1. Captainsauce when his wobbly horse gets killed
more west of loathing cap I really enjoyed that series
Day 1 or asking captain sauce to return to old games
MINECRAFT
@@Kerbster I was thinking spore
Captainsauce: I guess that's why they don't have a pointy stick pokemon
Grookey:
The final win had me laughing so much, I was not expecting a win there
The hunter from little nightmares 2 is back.
BREAKING NEWS:CAPTAIN SAUCE GETS BONED BY SKELETONS AFTER TELLING THEM THEY HAVE NO CHEAKS
cheaks
I like that when two units can smack their heads together full force but it'll only make a squeak
did anyone notice at the very beginning a squire gets kneecapped by his own teamate. effectively killing him
2:52 Holy crap the archer just shot their own teammate.
First time?
That's normal for TABS
Breaking News!: Soviet archer kills fellow squire for attempting to retreat
Can you bring back West of Loathing?
WOL NEEDS TO COME BACK
Yes plz you need to end it
What about battle cats :(
@@blurrysuprisedcat8334 yes yes more old games on the channel that sauce never finish
@@blurrysuprisedcat8334 its a good game
Continue with this campaign please! It seems amazing so far and it's great to have content like this. I love it.
2:51 that archer just sniped the squire xD
Cap use my faction, it's called the end of all things. You will be very impressed.
I'm seeing quite a few comments asking him to bring back West of Loathing or some other game he did long ago.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but if it's been this long and he hasn't posted a new video, chances are he's not going to bring the series back just for a few people.
Battle suggestion:
1 Reaper and 1 Hobbit vs. 3 Cupid
You said the Reaper can’t process love, he’s actually an expert at it.
"A flintlock Pistol is close enough to a gun, right?"
Dude. A flintlock pistol is a gun.
This is why I love your content!
I was watching your old kindergarten 2 series and then you uploaded and i clicked faster than skeletons die in tabs
I'm first that means I'm the biggest fan
Agree to disagree
The fact you said that makes you his smallest fan
Your not first
Nope
Ikr the true fans just watch not talk about the first
Dam, that ship is running on skeleton crews.
Also that mini gunner knew what he was doing all along.
RIP horse the wobliest of them all. Taken from us too soon a brave unit and good steed he will be missed
Heavenly Father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen💘
No
Thank you so much. I was afraid I would die but after this beautiful message I lived long enough to capture children, sell them on the black market and become rich, buy a house with guards and protection and I can constantly kidnap children.
Your on a channel were the mascot is superman with a tomato head, that tells dirty jokes
You didn't need to be here even if you weren't craving subs
@@user_red_dot1774 can I buy some kids?
@@spacezombie159oof9 Which one? The malnourished are the cheapest. The ones that still have most or all their organs are most expensive. You can also buy teeth and organs separately.
"YOU KILLED MY FREIND LET GO OF MY BALLS" the greatest thing he has said.
That gatling gunner that got the win at the end was trickshotting. Dipping his toes in the ocean while swiss-cheesing his enemies behind his back at the same time. 1337 shooting ability confirmed. Probably was also telling his mum to get the camera.
I have probably been watching this guy play games for the past 7 years and no game is the same or as fun then till I watch this guy play it I will always be a fan long-term thank you for the amazing content and hopefully you do see this I appreciate all the videos you make
“Underrated”
12 Musketeers in the very back
6 Scarecrows in the back next to the muskets
2 Shoguns leading 6 Halberds and 8 Monks
1 Sensei
12 Spear Throwers interspersed with the muskets
Hint Hint: Scarecrows are INCREDIBLE overpowered against high - health units that don’t get in your face immediately, I. E. giants, Zeus, and packaderms (both Snuffy and Sacred Elephants)
At 2:52 a archer shoots a squire in the back. That teamwork at is finest
“So if you don’t mind, they’ll be taking them posthaste, now move out of the way you rapscallions!”
-CaptainSauce, 2021
2:51 the skeleton and archer just did a combo on that squire
2:53 can’t believe cap didn’t realize that his archer shot the squire
This is a well put-together batch of custom units and campaign with win conditions. Cant wait to see more from the 7 Deadly Seas
“YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, LET GO OF MY BALLS!” never thought I would hear those 2 things together
You know it’s gunna be a good day when cap uploads tabs
16:00 that dummy with the gatling just said "over the shoulder" and proceeded to dangle himself off of the edge and take the shot
2:52 That Poor Squire at right just got friendly fired
Tabs is one of the best thing Captainsause as played.
Its odd how Cap, forgot that the banner bearer existed and that unit stops units from moving. Making them stay in place
skeletons; LETS SHOW THIS CAP GUY WHAT WERE MADE OUT OF
turns caps units into skeletons
Skeletons; YA that wat u get for bullying us
Hoooh man... These are dead seas, more than deadly xD And what kind of thing should those scooba divers be? Zombies? Ghosts? Scooba divers who decided undead are cooler? Who knows...
Omg, machine gun man and horse. They are the saviors of tabs. I died on the last one, so funny.
I have a challenge for you... Choose you dare to accept... (Also, no using any Secret or Custom Units)
Name: Dead Rising
Map: Spooky 1
Units; 1 Reaper in the Center of it all, a row of 13 Skeleton Warriors behind him, as well as 1 Pumpkin Catapult behind them, and 2 Witches Behind the Catapult on Either Side. Beside the Reaper, there is two groups of 4 Candleheads, with 2 groups of 5 Vampires (almost on the egde. As well there are two Necromancers on either side in front of the Reaper, and an inverse pattern of 10 Skeleton Archers to the 10 Vampires. To top it all off there is a Swordcaster, with 2 Banshee's on either side of him, under the bridge in front of the Shattered Door..
Good luck!!
It’s kinda funny he has such a family friendly voice but talking about some adult things lol
captainsuace: i've heard of ghost ships but not skeleton ships are they the same thing
me a sea of thieves player:
well to explain that we need to talk about parallel universes
i love these vids, im going through a rough time and these videos are the reason i can keep my head up
The last one was the most beautiful trickshot I have ever seen, and that look on that Guy his Face was so dry, like I do this every day
We need a part two of this campaign , there are so many more levels, each one is super good
Well in sea of thieves, we got skeleton ships before ghost ships, and we call the skeleton ships ghost ships and the ghost ships “Flameheart’s fleet” or at least that’s what my friends and I call them
( alliance of the gods) red team 2 void monarchs monarchs 2 chronomancers 4 kings 8 exploxive cannons 2 ballistas and last but not least 14 reapers and 14 healers finally the last unit 10 ice archers and 10 fire archers
Pls get this to captain sauce
I love how you made the Bioshock reference. I replayed it last week.
TABS will always be a great game.
Cause you know it's got the Cheddar!!
That musketeer shot at 13:34 for was good
"Look at me. I'm the captain now"
Captain, 2021
you dissed Bob Ross and he's mad now.. He's coming for you with his squad... and his happy little tree(and the tree's happy little friend)
1 Wheelbarrow
10 Painters and 2 teachers as his crew
1 priest as a camera man
6 skeleton archers just because
and 1 angry pot head hobo with his pet rock named Steve(Stoner)
Don't forget the 2 tree giants as the happy trees