The Nurse That Only Hurts People - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- čas přidán 19. 03. 2021
- Barbara the Nurse and many other CZcams series villains are back to hurt me in TABS.
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OUTRO
Itro - Panda [NCS Release]
• Itro - Panda | House |...
/ itro - Hry
"But she's not gonna survive a sharpened telephone pole to the kidneys i'll tell you that."
-CaptainSauce 2021
He a dumb ass but crazy
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"The Nurse That Only Hurts People"
Me: So basically Nurse Ratched?
*Note: I did not know that this character came from a 70s film. I only found out about this character from a CZcams channel named Cinema Summary.
its a -p- harmacist
I'm sorry, is this an old person joke I'm too young to understand?
@@Lurkeroo which joke the first one about nurse ratched or the the second one where they crossed out the p to spell harmacist
no she isn't
Or the Medic from TF2
“If anime has taught me anything is that tentacles have a type advantage.. well him”
That’s a good way to say it, I guess.
CZcams: you are on thin ice mr. sauce
@@moneyman2256 Cap: try me bitch
-says hentai joke-
You better watch out
@@MrQinchen what u mean by that
@@rylee8107 CZcams:go ahead make my day (ready to demonetized the video)
"i made the only nurse that only hurts people"
Tf2 medic: am i a joke to you
Lol
Ja
@@dapperpenguin1235 doctor is credit to team
Hehe... birds
Charge me!
When Cap uploads 2-3 hours early, 2 days in a row:
😌
POG
yea its confusing me
New update schedule?
@@samanthamclean9574 very POG!
Gunslingers: kill everyone but the doctor
Doctor: “Oh, your approching me?”
JoJo reference
I think the doctor is like scp 049 or a medieval doctor
Ho? Mukatte Kuruno Ka?
@@lingxiao5310 no shit sherlock he's a plague doctor what else is new? the sky is blue? yare yare daze.
....I'm not sure how to feel about this.
"The nurse that only hurts people"
Kinda sounds like a surgeon to me
So he made a harmasist
@Preston Darwin shut up that’s probably a scam site
@Preston Darwin shut up bots
@Nathaniel Javorski lol
“The healing isn’t as rewarding as the hurting”
Not *nearly* as rewarding
- Sun Tzu, art of war
Battle med
So how was art school?
U want vodka
“Greek gods and memes” is a faction in the workshop full of the most op Olympians also sans and papyrus
Come and destroy the enemy
The deadliest mix
And beanos
Yes please
@@deekoch7808 hmm good idea, might add that lol maybe tomorrow
me: subscribed to crap channels that release vids every 5-10 hours
cap: releases 2 videos in a row
me: A BLESSING FROM THE LORD
Only OGs remember babs and her brother land shark.
Guess that makes me an OG
@@vanessaclyne1735 same
Don't remember land shark
I came right after that
Guess I'm og
Sneezy Anus made an appearance on a Game Grumps Episode! It’s one of the Souls Games! At first, he was their enemy, then, he became their friend!
This brought back a lot of memories of sauce😂
By the way anyone I just uploaded my first content on workshop the gods back Sean
I meant faction
That includes Captain sauce
@@eeveego548 cool
"Just sauce"
_"Raw sauce"_
“The nurse that only hurts people”
*Silent hill flashbacks*
@@alexandrearaujo2877 gotta be joking?
@@alexandrearaujo2877 My bro got negative Iq
@@alexandrearaujo2877 I hope you're joking
@@alexandrearaujo2877 stop bulling him he clearly had a seizure from his own stupidity whilst typing
Guys, do I seriously need to address the fact that I am joking? Jeez, you are rude.
This seems like the best custom campaign we've seen.
I’m surprised sauce didn’t make a joke about Henry’s aim before getting destroyed
This is the greatest plaaan!!
@@jamesmills8167 *Valiant hero intensifies*
The best feeling is when you realize that Captain Sauce uploaded
You spelled sauce wrong (I correct people every chance I get sorry)
I just wait for an upload every f*king day
@@GeneralGrievhaws Me to
You edited the comment and still didn’t spell saus right smh
@@aidanlang3660 I like u
Am I the only one who loves his TABS vids just bc quarantine made u curious lol
Your not the only one who who loves cap's tabs vids
I like the videos and all but I'm not sure what I just read
@sir. gaming fix your spelling or your redditor
I think u mean INSANE IN THE MEMEBRAINE
No
"I BLESS THE RAIN DOWN IN AAAAAAFRICAAAA"
50 gunslingers
Thanks now I got Africa in my head
“Predators And The Prey”
5 Mammoths
10 poachers
5 archers
2 harpooners
And 4 raptors
"The Nurse that only hurts people."
**Bloodborne PTSD**
“The nurse that only hurts people”
Did you mean:
The Medic from TF2?
Yes
Nice Tf2 reference, message me back and maybe we can play?
Ye
*meanwhile in the office*
The patient: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Medic: Shhhhhh shhhh shhhhh shut
Yes
An apple day keeps the doct- oh wait, its a nurse.
Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS! Also, The Plague Doctor is from the SCP Foundation, designation SCP-049. He'll one tap you just by touching you, he'll turn you into a zombie (SCP-049-A Instances) through surgery all to find a cure for "The Pestilence".
Sauce: "It's so dumb it hurts!"
SCP-049 "The Plague Doctor": "You seem sick Captain, I have the cure… I am the cure!"
He has admitted that his cure is incomplete, though
I'd love to see more of this campaign
Agreed
Yess
Please we need this campaign its so much fun to watch
Same
you prolly dont care at all but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account??
I was stupid lost my account password. I would love any tricks you can offer me
the six dislikes are the people barbara failed to "save"
55 disikes now
76 dislikes
@Adambombing 76 now
101
150
"Im not gonna laugh because then ill get a million angry comments" *3 seconds later* *laughs
How to kill the grim reaper 101. 1. Get beefy so he can't peirce you. 2. Get them in a thin alley way. 3. Use buildings against them
I miss sneezy anus, cap playing thief simulator was the first thing i watched, and it was a great series imo
Me to 💰💰💴💵💸💳🕰☎️⌨️💻📱⌚️
It was a good series, and as a first series it would have been very good.
Ik
It was the best series in my opinion
For me the first I saw was his fallout 4 series
Nugget say get rid of beard and mustache when at 3 mil
EGG
Gonk droid not like nugget comment, gonk droid come to your house at 3 am
"Anyvays, zat's how I lost my medical license"
"Wot was noize?"
Let’s go practice medicine
"Fortunately, he's not the only one who can sling."
-Captainsauce, 2021
This video is rated a 9.5/10 by the egg man himself
Have you heard of *how to basic?*
Bitch its a 20 out of 10
Egg Man
How dare you call yourself a fan by giving this masterpiece a 9.5 out of 10
Like the guys said it’s a 20/10
well the egg man is wrong
@@irrelevanttroll3312 no I am sure I didn't see a kamikaze halfling so until then it is a 9.5
I still don't understand how he could possibly laugh at the death of the sweet cinnamon roll that is Charles
My theory is he never lets himself get invested in games
@@ruttsuco.804 Most likely but I'm still mad at him for it
Understandable
Probably because we see henry, charles, and ellie die multiple times. So he didn't take it that seriously, plus it's not a permanent death
@@Waffle-house I hope you are joking when you said that you are mad at him.
Holy hell he made the thumbnail REALLY well done
Facts
That can't be Henry Stickmin, he's acutally accurate with guns! The real Henry's accuracy with guns is about that as a drunken stormtrooper from star wars
I'm used to a different kind of nurse myself.
I managed to pause the intro at just the right time to capture CaptainSauce as just a tomato 0:43
I once managed to capture cap looking like he’s taking dump
@@UnCreatively lol
“A nurse that only kills people”
Dead by daylight players: first time?
Haha
“He can’t easily throw his balls at us easily”
Captainsauce 2021
All of Captainsauce’s video titles are so random.
So true
True
That’s what makes him the best CZcams, nah I’m kidding that goes to Cr1tikal.
Who remembers the good old days with chicken man man?
HOLY SHIT YES
Oh God he would make chicken men that would make chickens
He is and always will be the best unit in tabs
I feel like the Hwacha would do pretty well in most of these levels
He clearly pulled a goku and pulled a smaller amount of energy and sent it at his enemys
Cooler would know from experience
I know this is a joke but i just wanna say that its the witch's ability
I love how their is so many Chanel memes from the past
The “stockman” is liberally the reincarnation of the when u get to play as the boss vs when u have to fight it
Love to see more of this campaign.
I have an idea for tabs a battle
"Hobbit harvest"
100 Hobbits
And one unit of any choice but it must be a unit that doesn't do area control.(and no machine guns)
Machine guner?
@@mothmanafterdark5924 it would get overwhelmed quickly
@@gonkdroid3078 yeaaa... so any other ideas?
Captainsauce is like the guy that loses his voice over nothing
???
Shut up depressed skeleton Man
@@Waffle-house shut up undertale gamer
san
Yelling for 3 hours will do tbag
15:09 This Charles slander is unfathomable
Plague doctors projectile is the witches projectile, but the one the witch uses is bugged and doesn’t have the glowing effect and is just a solid purple ball
This content is already good, I can tell
Yeah I agree
I love tabs especially when captainsauce is braiding it
Playing
When I saw the nurse that only hurts people I thought it would be 3 random games but no...
did you not look at the thumbnail?
@Malachi Suarez it’s called first impression, as in they read the title first without seeing tabs. Also please put a question mark.
Charles death was definitely the saddest ending
"The Shire"
However many hobbits it take to spell out the word Subscribe
I knew your where going to post a tabs video this week 😂😂😂
Why is the gandolf plague docter so powerful🙃
11:07
I said it before I'll say it again.
I couldn't stop crying during that scene...
...from laughter.
Cap really does not give a damn about Charles 😂
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
And for some god damn reason
They’re speaking Vietnamese
Day: 69
“Rain down the pain train” All if not most units that fire arrows, That includes the ballista.
And you can not use CaptainSauce.
"Something he cant easily throw his balls onto" -CaptainSauce 2021
Revenge of the alive:
10 Knights
10 Archers
3 Wobbly horses
You can only use the Spooky Faction
Hey sauce! Love your vids, you bring me joy on a daily bases and your videos are hilarious,
"The god killer is undefeated!!"
Who remembered the cactus?!?
Ok
All of us
8:00
Is everyone gonna ignore how the Winchester shot was aimed at his throat when he died lol
049 has breached containment
Hello, how's everyone day/night going?
Goood
Bot
Sleepy
Wonderful thank you for asking.
I go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Are you serious I just finished making a faction/ campaign with the exact same premise. Shiiiii
Captain sauce: it’s been a while since I needed you
Also captain sauce: **literally used the ballista in the very last battle**
0:58 that bat flying in the sky looked like a floating boot to me for a second
“In rock,paper,scissors bullets always win”
That only counts when playing in American schools
First
Second
Yes you were
4st
I was trying to make a joke 🍅
he is the type of person to agree with the villains views, then realize he was watching a ww2 documentary
0:03
Its Bob The Nacromancer.
Love that guy
You just know he's about to fail if his sentence starts with "now if we can just"😂😂
"Cmon God killer I been a while since I've needed you"
*3 fights earlier*
Captainsauce: *uses ballista*
I been a while
Wdym
"Do it all over a hobbit."
Oooooh no.
the doctor:i am the cure
barbara:i see i'm not the only murder doctor
the doctor:some called me scp-049
barbra:barbara
*and thus a terrifying friendship was made*
Barbara's back? And your not just a hand? Wow. Gaming has come far
12:31
the smoothest brained criminals youve ever seen
Everything is all fun and games, till the Plague Doctor asks: "Are you feeling well?"
My guy said he wasn't gonna laugh at Charles dying and continued to giggle
please finish this campaign its hilarious and i love hearing the names of all your characters again
22:46 That's an alternate Candle Fire. In the Unit Creator, it's basically a re-skin.
I've been watching your tabs series since your first video on tabs, and seeing you kill a fellow plague pal is a heavy blow, but I'll still watch.
Henry’s super punch is his FALCON PUNCH
11:51 he uses this joke so much and i am floating on the same boat
I love this please return soon because I want to see more your CZcams series villains get destroyed by the all powerful ballista
Sneezy is back in business...
Captain Sauce is the best.
Twinkle twinkle little star, Captain gets hit by a car
“ will be able the Swiss cheese the sneez “. -rhyming with captainsauce
“ Ze healing is not as rewarding then the hurting “
The medic
He said "aight I quit" as soon as he saw the snowman with guns
I loved his stranded deep series, he should go back to it.
I love when he brings the sneezes robber out he’s like the best weird maker 😂😂🤣🤣
"very big huge uh oh..."
1 ballista
5 cacti
5 Shield bearers
10 Cheerleaders (with ballista)
This is probably my favorite channel on yt. Love the tabs videos so much
I love it I want to see more TABS. I like how creative the maker of that campaign is.
@CaptainSacue I made a custom level! It's my first one so it's probably not the best, but I wanted to make it a sort of new challenge, I don't know how to get the link so I'll just tell you it's called "Club of the Necrodancer" I haven't played tomb of the necrodancer I just wanted to be funny. Also thank you so much for all of the content you have put out on this game, I can safely say that you are the reason it's THIS popular right now, you've been with it from day one and have always been able to get me to smile or laugh with one of your videos, keep up the good work!