It's Bendy Battle Simulator Now - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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He’s lucky he didn’t have to face off against full auto Santa!
Or Sir No Pity Kitty in all reality.
He didn't even see a atom of you Fill
Probably because it bit too broken.
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Best Quote of the Decade “Neal Armstrong is a cyclist”
Neil, not Neal
I just think it's funny how he keeps confusing the two Neil's.
Wow people in your replies really about to make the entire reply section correcting your spelling..
Almost as good as him mistaking Ash Ketchum with Ashton Kutcher
@@stargazer1998 leave him alone there is a thing called auto correct doofus
For anyone who wants to know.
I'm just going to quote him word for word what he said on Twitter.
The Sims 4:"I got tired of putting 10* more effort that produced half the results of any other video.
After 200+ videos it's Montonous and not fun. I didn't give it a proper ending because I may return someday"
Battle Cat's: "Repetitive and underperformed. I still play it every day but there isn't enough new stuff to show you every week. "
VR:"I hurt my knee,than my back then I nearly lost vision in an eye. VR is taxing and I can't pay that price right now. I'll be back".
Minecraft:" I'm a million years behind everyone making videos of that game my gameplay will never be unique or interesting. It's a daunting genre to break into and I simply don't have the passion to do it".
Dokki dokki:" everyone finished that game before I started it. was spoiled for me in the comments and I don't like visual novels".
Life is strange 2:" Long episodes took a lot more work to make yet would underperform.since abandoning it the videos have taken off so I may return.
I'm 90% sure in every video he says don't quote me on that
@@bobherobrine3415 These quotes arent from videos so they dont apply
Also life is strange 2 is shit
@@bobherobrine3415
These quotes are from Twitter my friend..
He'll be back. We may get I Have Expect You To Due 2
3:40 "It makes them extra chewy" honestly, I prefer it when rigor mortis has just set in, gives your jaw a good workout
😂wtf😂
WTF🤣🤣
“I’m just bringing democracy to bendy in the ink machine” lmao
@MINA__♋️ stop
@@Arugma it a bot
@@robowolfzane6666 ik, thats why I hate it
Why are there 2 bots in cap's comment section
@@danielreeves6583 why are there even bots in cap comment section
Cap really has such a unique style of comedy and editing. I just love it!
He does and it is the best
It's fucking hilarious
Me toooo
Cap: Ink is scared of running.
Me: *Uses paper and scares the sh>t out of Bendy*
Just says the phrase “The End”
*Bendy Dies*
@@Sp3ctralI or just get a big vat of dip
Captainsauce: I didn’t even notice there was a pimp on one side and mr banana on the other
Mr banana’s name being nanners, a name I remember by heart as soon as I saw him in captainsauce’s tabs video
Sad nanner noises
Also captainsauce forgetting his Godzilla tab unit name
The funny thing is that I Also forgot it
Godzira you mean
@@Testsubject1105 thank you
I thought that was it but didn't know
Sammy Lawrence is remembered as the guy that “ties you to that chair” and that is hilarious
Can I get an amen
I know! he doesn't even tie you to a chair!
@@pelicandictator6139 uh... he does tie you down and if that was a joke it sucked :/
@@RE3-Nemesis this is kinda dumb to argue about, he does tie you/Henry down but if you look down in the game, your not on a chair ;)
@@pelicandictator6139 wait wut??? Wtf?
If you ask me, a tomato is probably deathly afraid of noodles. Being turned into spaghetti doesn't sound like a good time to me either. I don't think there is a noodle unit though.
Type advantage
Snake
seeing cap remember battle cats fills me with joy
I love how Cap got all excited about winning the first attempt every fight and then immediately loses the next fight
Cap's beard is glorious.
Lol, it is perfect!
Yes it’s a chad beard
yes
As always
Yeah
Times up!
Defeat the good faction before the chronomancer transforms Without using any unit that has no time left,(like the reaper and skeleton units or an “old” unit like the legacy
I’m on the side with kitty, “there is a lot of sucking and nibbling and smacking”
15:59 I love the nice pattern the scyths make after the banished died.
Wait a minute i have an idea, we need to make a fan game for cap where it’s literally just bendy but changed to tomato sauce and all of the characters are references to cap and bendy is our favorite sauce based superhero
I can make that happen give me a few months
You know it’s a good day when Cap uploads!
Thats every day
My city got flooded
His beard gets longer every day, therefore he gets more canadian every day
OP Counters:
Beserker>Artemis
His Ability To Jump In Means He Can Negate Artemi's Arrows So Much That She Arte-Misses
Blunderbus>Ballista
His Barrel Can Tank Like Idk 9 Ballista Bolts
Firework Archer>Reaper
I mean Those Shots Deal Damage and that Push Back is Really Effective for something Hovering at the speed of smell
Chu Ko Nu>Skeleton Warrior/Skeleton Giant
I mean Making A Ranged Unit Run Away from you Faster by Scaring Them Isnt going to Help
Present Elf>Things That Not Ranged or Fast
The Present is Damn Effective Because Its Like Throwing A Wall
Gunslinger>Shields
I mean When your negating theyre shield its just a taller version of a hobbit
Buildings>Melee Units
I mean Just Put A Ranged Unit on A Tree or a Pillar or even A Front Porch and you win
“Shooting things, makes things easier”
-CaptianSauce
Oh my god im only 4 minutes in im already bursting with laughter I missed this every now and then he strikes comedy gold and it’s been a while but I’m pretty sure this is a video to send me into laughing fits
Same
I think I have a problem I don’t laugh often when I watch him
Not every video make me laugh but they entertaining and fact he knows how his words can be misinterpreted just cherry on top
Kyle Rucinski I don’t either but I still think he’s funny, I just don’t respond in laughter for some reason
I get it I don’t laugh at every video but when I do I just can’t stop
Here's a comment battle for you
"Its all Spears?"
5 Sarrissas
3 Hopolites
5 Pikes
2 Calvary
And 10 Harpoons (Technically a spear)
Also 4 Spear throwers
9:45 "We did not have a single casualty except for Boris"
Dynamite throwers: -_-
I wonder if he’ll ever bring back Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator/UEBS.
i hope, but its highly unlikely
I’d say it’s a 1 in 7 chance
@@JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse nah, more like 1 in 69
@@RichardMontgomeryYT looking back, our estimations were wildly optimistic, more like 1/420
@@RichardMontgomeryYT looking back, our estimations were wildly optimistic, more like 1/420
“Little girls aren’t exactly immune to fire.”
Now ya tell me
wait. the fu you say?!?!?
you burnt the orphanage, didn't 'cha?
"little girls aren't exactly immune to fire" So … you have tried to set a little girl on fire. Good for you.
"surprise surprise, tabs doesn't have any runners or cyclists or eunuchs or astronauts, but what they do have are guns" -Captainsauce, 2021
Try out the mod from Team Grad. They remade Odin, Thor, Apollo and other cool units．they even created a functionable dragon!
3:36
I was literally gonna say “someone’s gonna probably start crying in the comment section about their dead parents” 😭
3:45 - Ha! Joke's on you, Sauce! I was made in a laboratory. I don't have parents! You thought you were playing chess, when it was poker all along.
Guess he'll eat the lab then
"We need to kill Jesus and Slenderman right off the bat." -CaptainSauce
Jokes on you ‘Cap’, I already ate my parents!
😅👍
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What does poop taste like?
Three comments in and it’s already a Hell-scape.
@@spencer2990 amazing
@@PToffical do you mean the comment was amazing or the taste of parent-poop
Now that "I Expect You To Die 2" has come out, I think a lot of us want to see the return of Captain Spy Sauce.
2:49 I love how that one tomato minion got hit right in the crotch and died.
Captain, it appears you have grown a large beard, you are now officially a dwarf
My favorite part of this video was the part at 3:29. It made me laugh a lot.
Hey captainsauce,
Haven’t watched you in a while nice to see you still posting tabs good luck.
Cap threatening he’ll eat someone’s parents even if they’re dead, saying ‘they’ll just be extra chewy’ what if the parents were cremated? Will he snort them like cocaine or will he Eat it like Sherbit?
15:38 never hurts to hurt a hobbit.
My little sister: why can't i touch fire?
My dad: 12:01
Day 57 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
Stop bothering him
@@Dragonsoal you literally asked captain sauce to bring back paint the town red
I don’t think he’ll bring that back
17:45 did anyone else notice when Thor full on blasted Santa claws over the fence
“It Just Means They’ll Be Extra Chewy!” Me : Skeletons Are Chewy?
Cap love these keep up the good work bro!
The sauce god has arrived HAIL THE SAUCE GOD
All HAIL THE SAUCE GOD
ALLHAILTHESAUCEGOD
“Little girls aren’t exactly immune to fire”
Also does anyone know why little girls with fire powers and a teddy bear are so common?
Annie, Willow, Pyro
8:12 Cap' you've played Episode, haven't you? I recognise that quote
Cap: the ballooners might be my ace in my hole
*Also Ballooners looking to the abyss*
As always this never faild confuses and make me laugh you doing good Cap
CALLING YOU OUT: vid’s only been out for 3 minutes, don’t say you’ve finished it and that he never fails to make you laugh. You’d never know if he did later…
@@carterwallace109 He probably laughed in the first 3 minutes. I know I did
Sauce: little girls aren't exactly immune to fire
Me: ah a fellow practitioner of the dark arts
19 40 "no one like to be grab hold of." 19 43 " especially pimps"
I don't know why I haven't mentioned this before in these videos but I actually like to make a ton of custom units myself. Ones like this are pretty cool but I will say there are a lot of op custom units in general for sure. But as a person who has OCD I always like making everything fair and even and looking back at old videos I can really see the issues with some custom units.
everytime cap posts, we get closer and closer to peak humanity
19:28 goddamn quite the stutter
that balloner a 20:40 was just a true *YEET*
"Wait no, Neil Armstrong is a cyclist"
-Captainsauce, 2020
Cap you should play I expect you to die 2, it’s really good, not as great as the first but still good
Yes please
I’m 100% sure he can, he has some eye damage and does bad to his eyes when he plays vr, and it isn’t worth it to damage his eyes to play a vr game
A chef kills tomatoes by making them into food cutting them up and more that's a sauces weakness! How did he not know!?
3:37 hits way too close to home
I don't mean the parents part I mean the "I'm losing my sanity so I'll do anything at this point"
Cap: I’m just bringing democracy to bendy and the ink machine
Me:Not again! MORE HISTORY like the goo god
Cap, play some Poppy Playtime!
If you look closely at 17:53 you’ll find that the pimp is holding his gun a very… characteristic way.
10:45 exactly the words I want exiting my mouth Christmas morning
Every TABS episode should be titled: "Captainsauce out of context"
Pog
Pog
Agree
Ur mom
Yea
Hog
Recommendation to win this last battle. Put 2 hwachas on left and right side not exposed to the slenderman. A few deadeyes and gunslingers and a quick draw with a few peasents for slenderman to waste his one shot ability. Start the battle and take control of the hwacha that's near the slenderman and machine gun him. Try to run away from enemies to give time for the crew to reload the 20 centillion arrows. 3 or 4 shots to the godzilla and he's down. That's all i can think of.
1:12 should of been called "Facing Against the Condiments"
Claim your “here within an hour” ticket here 👀
What
Here
What is it?
Sure I claimed it
Claimed
Be glad Full-Auto Santa didn’t get called in for the final level, he’s to busy being un-made from his fight with the Final boss!
I love this channel because where else can I see a radioactive tomato man fight Santa, Wendy, Jesus, Slenderman and Barneyzilla all at the same time.
Sauce the end is their weakness because if you remember at the end of the game the way you defeat him is if you show him the end he’s always in the beginning but not the end
I have attempted to recreate the oldest tabs where you had to place characters on a black board and stuff (although I couldn't add the black board) which is a campain called Tabs Pre Alpha (the oldest tabs) made by shaun on the tabs workshop
Again I've been watching Captain sauce for years and I've never got bored
The bendy faction: i have powerful units that can be used for a fair price
Me making Bendy: ha ha spikes go brrrrr, ha ha Super high health, damage, strong attacks and speed go brrrrr, ha ha 66 cost Go brrrr
Extra chewy? Caps brand of comedy is so unique and very funny, I'm so glad that cap is here on CZcams to make those kind of jokes
Your videos bring me joy
captain sauces vids will never get old swear always been my favorite youtuber always will be
I think "Right now, we don't need to worry about the fish, or santa or even neccesarily the pants-less cook. We just need to kill Jesus and Slenderman right off the bat." May be an entirely new sentance that I didn't know I needed to hear
“We just need to kill Jesus and Slenderman, right off the bat”
Captain Sauce 2021
Cap:I’ll eat your parents
Normal people: my parents have been dead for years now
Me: you had parents?
this is the most I have laughed in a long time, thank you
“Don’t worry, I’m just bringing democracy to Bendy and the Ink Machine”
- CaptainSauce, 2021
“I think this might be my first ever clean sweep in TABS!”
Top 5 Videos Taken Moments Before Disaster
another and another great video by captain sauce
Pleaseeee play it again! I was looking forward to this since part one! Id love to see more of the battle cats and last round
We love u cap! Keep it up!
I enjoy watching your vids they always get me to laugh in some way
The person with the mask in the beginning was Sammy Laurence
You always use the term Judas, which is common in the states, but we usually use the term Benedict Arnold. Look him up, he's a freaking badass who got the short end of the stick in American History textbooks.
(He fought for the Colonies for a while, but totally switched sides after getting no credit for his military victories.)
16:38 that's your failed experiment to make godzilla in tabs
I love your tabs videos sauce they make me laugh so hard
Captain Sauce is a cannibal.. great.
16:12 Santa is chilling with his ho ho ho's
"Third abandoned slederman and went for Jesus... I guess there can be only one God in the room right now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always very refreshing to watch
Hey Cap! There’s a Campaign out there called “The Professional Campaign” That I found to be really difficult! I think you’d really enjoy it and/or rage… but it’s still fun!
“Neil Armstrong was a cyclist”
" literal Jesus Christ brought a packed lunch or bodyguards or both" is the best quote
Best game I’ve seen cap play I always laugh my ass off at them keep up the great work cap