How Is It Nearly Invincible?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Apparently the strongest armor in TABS is a cactus costume.
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Cap: "The Dynamite Throwers are the closest thing we have to an anime girl."
Cheerleaders: Am I a joke to you?
Red Jade?
Lol ye red jade
Deadeye
Lol all tabs girls are just a naked bald man wearing clothes and a wig
Well umm...yes actually. I'd pick even the suicidal pirate over the cancer effected cheerleader
Musketeer: who are you?
Deadeye: I'm you but stronger.
Totally accurate
Salty Lightning battle simulator
Stick Animations well I just ment totally accurate
well,I bet a musketeer would win in 1v1
18:20
If you look closely you can see the shogun getting attacked by cacti is still alive. The quickdraw somehow placed one straight between the eyes of the other one
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss I saw That To
lmao i think the other shogun fell i the hole
@@altonix2512 no rewatch it you can tell the one behind the cacti is die and the one in front of them is alive
"you brought a katana to a gunfight jimbo"
Wow I saw that and was like did sauce see that his cacti didn't finish the job
Cactus: *gets one shot by cannonballs*
Cap: "So now we know that the cactus IS cannonball-proof"
Captainsauce: amazed that the cactus can take a projectile like it's nothing
Blunderbuss: am I a joke to you?
Bye the way, the cactus unit has quite a lot more Heath than the blunderbus
The hay bailer can survive a ballista too
answer: no. he's just dumb and clueless
Yeah... both the blunderbuss and the cactus can take infinite bolts if the bolts hit their armor.
Blunderbuss, haybales cactuses
Revenge of nature:
20 cactuses
5 scarecrow
3 tree giants
10 snake archers
5 clams
3 snuffys
Aren’t Ice Giants Nature too?
Cause Ice is a part of nature right?
That's game-breaking bullshit right there and I love it!
Is it called revenge as a joke cause of all the other levels that are called revenge of _______, or did captainsauce do something to nature?(or are u just another one of the people who uses the word revenge incorrectly
Scarecrows arnt very nature
Captainsause “they were distracted by the back flipping horse”
The cactus that took fire arrows got hit by the reaper and sacrificed himself “am I a joke to you?”
:D
@@mr.depthleviathan5425 :D
@@hh347 :D
@@somerandomdancingbanana1095 :D
@@justjamin4876 :D
"This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles."
This man is a man of culture
indeed
ya no sorry they got a 2x weakness against tentacules cause they got penetration attack
@@Darkbboy_ BUT they are experienced so they know what to do
@@YOWTFISAHANDLE no there is no such thing as they know what to do when you are getting penetrated by death I mean then I am preparing my self against death so I might live :/
@@Darkbboy_ woosh
captain: “but the western faction doesn’t have a God unit”
Cacti: “observe”
Yea
Well I don’t want to be a boomer butt....He meant like Artemis Zeus Thor
@@GoGreenBasti but*
@@GoGreenBasti Boomer Butt! XD
@@GoGreenBasti boomer butt... BOOMER BUTT...
"They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
Me: what about snuffles
XD
I was thinking hafflings wait those are the anime boys becuse they love to thrust
@@Astricted exactly
@Christopher Farley no
@Christopher Farley no body cares
What about the unit that can kick things
Captain Sauce: The Western Faction has no God unit.
Cactus: Hold my beer.
Nathaniel Fong They could have used Billy the kid
Nathaniel Fong hold my flower
Some is making a mod for that now
Or pricks
@xXUN BROKENXx they're both extremely good
“There’s a snake in my boot”. One snake archer with 3 cheerleaders boosting him and a quick draw in front no secret units or spooky faction
Update: Can’t use Legacy units either
Nice!
69 likes much yes
stop he doesn't take suggestions unless he asks >:(
STOP
@@spector6170 ur a bit too late
I never wanted to see a tabs unit with anime eyes...
But now I can’t unsee it
Silverfish Boi Well I did. 😋
I’m just trying not to think of a actual one of tabs
Me:YAY another tabs video
Sauce:adds anime eyes in tabs unit
Me: Well that was idiotic of to hang myself watch and lear-
Me:*it's a good time to dont have eyes*
Geeeee
Cap: we can use all the factions?!
Me: gunslingers and cheerleaders
Better: *CLAMS*
(+cheerleaders = a lot of *CLAMS* )
Galactic Potato I agree with you
quick draw and cheerleader for a faster gatlin gun
Me: Gatling Gun and cheerleaders
@@ugandanmetalsonic8879 gatling gun already exists is a secret unit on new map
Captainsauce, The point of Dynamite throwers is to be a suicide unit, throwing the dynamite on the ground and holding them off until it explodes.
dont we already have bomb on a stick
Are you serious, because if you are thanks i didn't know that. If not, that still makes sense.
@@razaliabrahim4293 well for the campaign of course
“This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles.”
Am I the only person having... Actually, nevermind.. hahaha..
Its quite the opposite, though.
🅱️entai 🅱️aven
Mabey they have a type advantage against tentacles*
That would be... Interesting to see
The clash of religions:
Every god unit versus enough wobbly horses to price match
Sounds epic
Which kind of wobbly horse
All of them
JustAGuy obviously the wobbly horses would win
Jace Oliver, ok I’ll do that then
"They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl....so maybe they have some kind of type ADVANTAGE against tentacles"
Advantage? What kind of sick, twisted anime are you watching?
I think it's called hentai
little ghost Well the tentacles usually win in those
@@iboiiiii so the anime caps watching is probably worrying
It’s more of a disadvantage
Tentacle hentai
Suggestion: “The Cavalry is here!”
Map: Medieval 2 (the one with the castle)
Blue:
1 bard
10 cavalry units (the ones that are not Jousters) behind the bard
5 protectors (the tribal ones) in front of the bard
Win condition:
Defeat the bard
(Bonus challenge: win without using Gunslingers, or else you’re a pussy.)
Easy just use the explosive cannon to blow a hole through everything, maybe killing the bard in the process, then get a present unit to throw a present at the bard and hope whatever’s in it kills him or just Zeus
“Cactus queen has no weaknesses”
Artemis be like: am I a joke to you
How would Kira feel about my hands
*Cactus queen has already touched that unit.*
Cactus queen has already touched the ballista
I bet you repair can kill her
Spoiler about the gunslinger: the samurai giant cannot take damage from the gunslinger. If you take control of the samurai giant and let the gunslinger shoot you, you do not take damage. Please like so he can experiment with this.
and potentially use it.
I don't know if that's true but I'm too lazy to check so... 👍
Or use flying units seriously I’m not joking it only hurts enemies on the ground.
Or shields
What if I use 100 gunslingers the samurai may deflect some but not them all
This is wrong, the gunslinger may be weak against the samurai giant but it does damage
I can’t help but feel the candle heads are a Dark souls reference
I actually think that too, but who knows... 🤔
Is this supposed to be a sarcastic joke that I don't get?
Me to
Sorry for putting a comment late
Oliver Erlandsson have you played dark souls 3 ?
I pretty sure that the dead eyes aim for the unit with the most health on the map so the king was already damaged and had less health than the knights so the dead eyes shot the knights at 14:56
Your Money: 800
Your Win Conditions: Kill Lady Red Jade
My Team: Lady Red Jade and 4 Monks on the balcony
Map: Renaissance
Nafedalbi Films are secret units allowed
Bruh that’s stupid as heck he has to use as much money as you did
3 musketeers and 1 hobbit MIGHT get it done
* YEETS a thousand cactus * this is fine
All you need is one elf to throw presents and luck
18:19 the cactus shogun was actually alive, the other one probably got shot from too close and couldn't block
I saw that too
I knew that thank you for pointing it out for sauce
Br?
Yeah Captain Sauce!! the cactus didnt even pull it off it had to be quick draw!
Battle Idea:
“The Republic of the Gatling Guns”
You face off against 30 Gatling Guns and 20 cheerleaders.
Wait someone actually liked my comment for it being 3 minutes up. WOW
Not possible, I seriously doubt that even with perfect gameplay there’s a more efficient use of that much money (assuming he doesn’t put the Gatling guns right on the border and they can’t charge up)
Just use heaps of cupids
@@obbor yep best startegy tried it works very well
*Freedom intensifies*
Plot twist : the cactus is actually the God unit in the wild west faction
True
100%
No the clams are
**Cactus gets impaled**
Oh, look at that, i’ve been impaled.
Swapfell is the best au
He also loves summer
@@waterconsumer3586 What does that have to do with this comment
My Battle suggestion:
One king (in the back)
20 Haybalers (Protecting the King)
10 Cacti (Also protecting the King)
2 Ballistas (Behind the Army)
5 Harvesters (Behind the Haybalers)
5 Beserkers (Infront of everyone)
Win Condition: Kill the King
This is a very cool suggestion i love it 👍
This battle is cool
When you said"5 Harvesters(behind the Haybalers)" you meant cacti right?
Battle idea:
Western john wick
Quick draw with 8 cheerleaders and 4 priests/healers
Physically impossible to beat... I love it though do it sauce
@@tripleskeet1511 not impossible if you use literally 2 musketeer to be separated by about 10 steps
quick draw can only dodge once in a while
This is now a cannon battle!
In the third movie John uses a remodled six shooter.
@@Exuro_ ok dude
Heal beet it 1 ballista
18:22 coming back two years only to realize the cacti did not kill the shogun, quick draw did
12:58
It’s funny how captainsauce questions how the cactus survived the ballista bolt while being whiplashed and not breaking any of his “bones” after mentioning nearly every episode that either the units are playdoh or rubber and still played 2 decades including the beta of tabs and questions this.
The closest thing to a anime girl is the catapult when it in counters Cupid’s bow
*encounter also lol
When is the anime girl have a type disadvantage to the tentacles because of hentai if you know what genre I'm talking about
In counter?
I’m pretty sure that it’s ENcounter
Boneappletea
Rule 34 don't you dare think about it
captainsauce:"the catus did it!" quick draw: killed the shogun that came after him
LMAOOO😂😂😂😂
"At least now we know Cactus are cannonball proof." 3:27 Ten seconds earlier: BLUE victory, defeated RED team. (Blue team was the cannons, red team was the Cactus) 3:17
did you know that the blunderbuss's barrel armor can also withstand a ballista bolt
He know
He saw that once
18:15
Sauce:OMG THE CACTUSES DID IT!!!
Quick draw:yeah... Right... I toooootally didnt shoot the other shogun in the head at point blank...
Seriously, the Quick Draw is stupid good, especially if you take control of it because its main attack has absurd range and auto-aim, it's so broken lol.
Shellnut you should see him with cheerleaders
18:20 you can see the eyes are still open
I feel like the other one might've fallen into the hole.
I know right
Flying kites:
Five valkyries
and five lassos.
tricky tiger
You have an amazing creative mind
This will likely turn into the flying death kite
don't think it will work🤔😥
go check out BlitzVersion1
Cactus: tanks death’s scythe and proceeds to fight skeleton warriors but dies
Cap: for a moment I thought the cactus was gonna be good.
“Let’s put some cactus’s”
Me: *_confused screaming_*
Me: *confused confusing confusion
One punch man vs however many hobbits you can
Win condition: win within 10 seconds
Mod haven't been updated yet
1. That's very unreasonable
2. The mod hasn't been updated
I used to be a gunslinger like you, but then I took a ballista to the knee
epicjamz 123 so sad
More like multiple
Just wear a cactus
Jettu 101 Solves all your problems!Even Armageddon!
What is it? Dragons?
Nobody:
The Reaper: Surprise Buttsecks
Hon hon hon
Captainsauce's sentence in the last video: "400 is pretty expensive...it's not really that powerful..." Cactus: Observe.
Battle idea:
Alexander the great's typical way of deposing rebellions isn't working on the athenian sepertists, who aren't scared by basic training drills. They have risin up to over throw the thebs and recreate their monopoly over the Agean sea. Alexander realized that he'll have to step up his game, resembling a proper army to retake athens.The aetheans will have to face:
Alexander the king in the back
5 Caverly (secret unit) in the front
A basic 5 unit long falaink, I think I spelled that right, behind the horses
A 2x5 row of hoplites
Two catapults in the back
Archers along the sides of the whole army as well as behind the cavalery
*phalanx
*cavalry
Totally historically acurate battle!😃
Aegean*
@@John-ir9tb Sorry, I'm bad at spelling
They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
Me: what about snuffles
go check out BlitzVersion1
Who
@@mannman4534 BlitzVersion1
You mean snuffy
Ah yes
Captain sauce, watching your videos always puts a smile on my face, I can count on you as a pick-me-up and I hope you can do that for other people, thank you so much for introducing me to these silly games, but I would also like to add one of my own into your mix, Look up Kingdom of loathing and give it a shot, I am sure it will have you and your audience laughing before you even finish the character creation. Again, thank you so much, and I can't wait to see your next video
Everybody gangsta till the cactus break someones arms
"The wobble legon"
2 of each horse and rapter unit
1 wild west horse
win condition: defeate the wild west horse
*legion *raptor *defeat
You have as much IQ as you have subscribers.
Very yes
The Wild West horse would die in seconds
@@neutralknight.6862 At least he's got more
The Shogan that the cacti were holding was still alive, you can see his eyes, quick draw must have gotten a lucky hit!
Like so he can see this
Actually I think that the other Shogun fell in the river and drowned.
NO
Council Member 69 no literally look closely 18:16 hes not in the water and hes showing his head which is prob how the quickdraw killed him
you can actually see the shogun under the quickdraw with the x's for eyes its at about 18:15 and it's really faint
No the shogun fall in the pit or the river cause of the charge skill
“Try to survive “ as many rappers as you can have and 1 unit survive for 3 minutes
Which rappers
@@juliansantos6846 drake i think
Assassination: One hundred painters and one fencer. You must kill the fencer and only the fencer.
Spooky Faction: Aha! Alas, I rule the wor-
Western: Allow me to introduce myself.
Alas? You mean At last?
The spear throwers already did
Veggietales M E M E S .
@@nuhunla1930 alas is just a fancy version of at last
No, alas is an expression of grief. I know what alas is.
Cactus is immune to most bullets, just not deadeye or getting hit in the fleshy bits. He's almost the same as a haybaler.
And the blunderbuss
I can only imagine the cactus walking out of the explosion smoke like an anime villain
Hear comes the boom: you are surrounded by 60 dynamite throwers and you have to win in 30 seconds
When you realize that this is the 69th full release TABS video:
*N I C E*
Edit: Some monster liked my comment after it was at 69
Can everyone like this comment until either 420 likes or 69 likes
Bro u beat me to it, I didn’t see ur comment till now but I wrote one with the exact same wording
nice
Probuscus519 69 nice
Nice
"I don´t like the cactus, I don´t feel like it´s adding anything to the game" -Cap. Sauce 2020
Oh how the turntables ;)
What? Oh how the turntables?
_How the turns have tabled._
No, people say turntables often.
Hi
Good day, @@matthewgonzalez3073
I just got tabs and this is my “tutorial.”
You should make videos on it
U would have an easier time slapping landfall in the nuts and stealing a mannual
I agree with stick
There are a good 120 or so episodes to educate yourself now
I call the battle 6 feet with 10 of each ranged unit including special units and you can’t let your wobbly horse die
Hey cap, the quick draw can dodge 12 ballista bolts at once
Why am I not surprised
jrcspiderman2 0 0 3 because when he’s possessed, he’s the strongest unit in the game
But not a bowling ball shot by potato gun
Well if they all fire at the same time and overlap then of course he can. For it to be an actual feat/challenge they all need to fire separately in a chain for him to repeatedly dodge. Otherwise they fire all at once and it’s basically the same as him dodging one ballista bolt
Fun Fact !
Idea : So if you search up, Super Secret Link Tabs Its the old alpha's of tabs Its really cool
Like So Sauce Can See this!
Need the trumps to build there walls XD
@@DHGxdeathman945 lololololol
RETURN OF CHICKEN MAN MAN!!!
The poachers were still OP
I used that during the 2 years that there was no early access to play the closed beta
Final Boss(es): The last unit from each faction (the ones to the farthest right). There can be only only one of each of those, and you cannot use them. (Can't use Snuffy against Snuffy, or all the others). This includes the secret units. Money limit is 8,000. Win within 40 or 30 seconds, or 50.
Boom: One of every unit that uses a bomb (two if you want to be challenged). Ex. Bomb on a stick, dynamite on a stick.
Seige: Two catapults, two ballistas, two pumpkin catapults, two Gatling guns, and whatever else. Limit is 5000. Survive for 20 seconds.
Clint Yeetwood: Quickdraw with a bunch of cheerleaders. Limit is 1500.
Pick whatever you like like the most. Condition: Kill the quickdraw.
Cap, I've been watching you for a few years now, and your videos are some of the funniest, best and most interesting I've seen ever... Thank you and keep up the amazing content.... you're making my day every day!
Me: Mom can we get longship?
Mom: No, we have longship at home.
Longship at home: Bank robbers
Whats wrong with them?
@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas the bank robbers look like the longship except they carry a bank vault
the revenge of the musket
5 muskets (in the back)
10 dead eyes ( in the back
5 quick draws (in the back)
10 gun slingers (in the back)
20 cactus (on the line)
3:48
Cacti: Muuuuuuuuuuu-
Captain sauce: don't say muffin button
Cacti: BUT IT WAS! THERE'S SCIENCE AND STUFF!
Dynamite Throwers: “ Cap, can you you stop crapping on us?” Cap: “NO”
me: no 02 is the same but worst
I'm commenting again because I feel the need to say this.
Hey Cap, the Cactus isn't the only Balista shield, the Blunderbuss can survive Batista shots too thanks to its armour.
So can the Pirate Queen but I only say that since she's the only boss unit (minus the secret faction) that can survive 2 bolts.
he figure that out in a past TABS video
also the hay baler can live ballista shots
Denis what did he figure out?
The Blunderbuss part or the Pirate Queen part?
The Pirate Queen can't take on 2 ballista bolts, but the mammoth and the Da Vinci tank can.
He’s also figured out that the ballista is the ultimate not god killer. Wait no he hasn’t.
pirates: has giant with anchors for hands
Fantasy: has literal gods
western: cactus man
Cactus Juice:
30 cacti
20 potion sellers
2 mammoths
"their also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
so were looking for anime girls?
Have you watched any of his vids. Obviously
Yes what do you think?
Searching for.... don't get to the guts
😅
We been looking for anime girls
Yes that is da way we have been lookingas far back as to the tribal faction and then we found the harvester in the farmer faction that was the first one then headbutter then artamas then red jade and the dynamite madian and deadeye have you been paying attenshon to caps history?
God cap is a treasure hes so hilarious
[REDACTED]
Can you guys let me out?
I love killing things btw
Are you the actual scp foundation
You guys really suck at keeping us contained
The Bird Cage [REMASTERED]
Map: Spooky 2
Border: Diagonal (Top left to bottom right)
Units:
10 Valkyries
5 Scarecrows
2 Cupids
Your team:
1 Halfling in the front
1 Fencer
1 Ballooner (NOT balloon archer)
1 Taekwondo student
1 Painter
Plus: You cannot add any additional units to your team.
🔻
Captains:how did you survive that.
Catus:i have no idea.
9:20 that guy on the right looks like me when I forget my mask...
Yasss
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ chips gaming , Like you
LMAO I’m so done
The Guy Pumped His head in his Torso XD
Battle suggestion: protect the general.
Rules:
You have a general you have to protect and so does the enemy.
No reapers.
You pick your general.
Enemy army: 5 cactus in front. One cavalry (not jouster) on each flank, 10 brawler behind cactus, 6 skeleton Archers behind them then 4 knights surrounding a king which will be the enemy general.
david niedermeyer ice giant
I like this battle suggestion, it uses the win condition creatively like sauce wants (instead just suggesting a ton of one type of unit as a battle without special win condition)
Cap has to control the general though, but that would resolve into having smaller funds
Cactus: *gets impaled by a ballista bolt*
also cactus: "Tis but a flesh wound."
I have one for ya; go to the tribal map, and put a ballista in the cave, and you have a to beat the ballista in 30 seconds. Your units will be surrounded by the blunder busts on all sides , and four explosive cannons at each side, and you cannot spend any more than I have. Like please so Sauce will see.
The hobbit and his unusual allies:
1 hobbit you must kill in the back and 4 mammoths in the front but you can only use a third of the price
Tybomb *laughs in moderately hyped-up ballista*
Shazy Bean it doesn’t work and now I’m scared
I won yes but that was hard
Congrats lol
More like your best friend is giving you a kick in the balls
No Lady red jade is the closest we have to an anime girl she literally Asian in dynasty clothing
No no he has a point
No no he has a point
No no he has a point
@@SJ-ro8ij why did you say that 3 times?
Narwhalicorn Gaming its a glitch that happens if you press the send button multiple times
7:26 that sounds wrong
Make a tiny circle big enough to fit about 1 Snuffy, surround it with a two hundred vampires.
Survive for twenty seconds.
Super easy: 10 dead eye on the roof of the western map, 15 miners, 30 gun slingers and finally 20 quick draw.
How much money would that be? Huh
:D
Doesnt sound easy
Is very hard and expensive, u could defeat it but it takes a lot of skill
Iosua Pater thank you you made my day
18:26
In loving memory of Master Shogun
2020-2020
"Dead from rape by a man in a cactus costume"
XD now that is a good joke but not as good as "you have a Japanese accent so you sound like a samurai but you look like a pizza pocket" those where the good ol' days.
I want that on my grave
The Hokey Pokey:
20 cacti, 5 sarrisas, 5 squires, 5 hoplites, and 1 jester to rule them all. Ya do the hokey pokey and try not to get stabbed, that’s what it’s all about.
cactus made him win.
captainsauce:thank you backflipping wobbely horse.
cactus: am i a joke to you?
It Don’t Die Boi
Day 60 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats
STOP
Never stop soldier
Stay determined. I wish you luck.
I say yes Wait never mind I say no because I'm doing it myself and I don't want any spoilers
So yeah did you think about that did you I thank you not unless you just want to watch it and not play it I suggest you play it and not watch it please please please
firing range:
two dead eyes
four blunderbusts
four gunslinger
1 quick draw
1 captain
and ten musketers
Harry Warren vs hobbits
i can beat that with
ice giant and healers xD
Late Fun Fact: at 18:25 you can actually see that the shogun getting bullied by the cacti is actually alive, but the shogun "1v1-ing" the Quickdraw got a revolver unloaded into its empty skull.
This means that the Quickdraw literally executed the shogun warcrime style while the plants crippled a samurai master.
I never realized that a unit was called a “stoner”
*w h y*
He Accidentally ate the wrong Berries?
He had some cactus juice? Comment if you get that
@@generalgreivous5950 i got that
18:20 I'm pretty sure it was the quickdraw that defeated one of the shoguns, you could see the shogun being held by the Cactus bois has his eyes not X marks.
True
I think the other shogun fell in the hole.😂😂
Honestly I'm not really that intimidated by the Reaper. When I fight him he tends to die in like 3 seconds and I end losing from all his cannon fodder.
I mean 5-10 archers can take him down no problem so that practically means he has very little health. So once you know that he isn't as scary as you might think.
(P.S. The Gunslinger can't damage flying units like the Valkyrie and Reaper, for some reason)
Dead eye destroys reaper lol
I've been destroying Reapers since before the Deadeye.
(With Musketeers)
ok if you want win conditions heres an idea: defeat the hobbit, you make an army that is challenge campaign level difficulty for the other side and get half its money but you only have to defeat their hobbit. I call it the "give me my money back"
18:15
The unsung hero of this battle was the QuickDraw
The dinamite throwers throw there dinamite and keep the enemy’s in the dinamites blast area bye fighting them on top of the dinamite
*dynamite *their *enemy dynamite's *by
r/ihadastroke
12:31 haybalers: *too easy*
17:14 He can literally use any faction he wants here yet he dosnt notice
Kill a hobbit in under 15 seconds but it's guarded by recommended battles
The other shogun fell into the pit or got shot but the one that the cactuses are at is alive