How Does Nothing Hurt You?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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Fight suggestion: Screw The Kings Taxes: 150 Peasants and 1 Hobbit in a circle fight (This army will be on the outside of the circle). Rules: You have to have a king that will survive until the end of the fight, No super or dark peasants, and no pharaohs. Fun idea: follow the Hobbit and/or King around. You will probably do this but just in case, remember to go in slow motion. (Like so the godly Captain Sauce can see)
i like the challenge name, it really made me laugh XD
Hmphh tOank
Too many units, but good idea
Rip caps pc
@@spoopy_dragon its 150, thats not that big of an army, but a 100 will start to lag his pc.
"We don't wanna pull a tiananmen square here"
China: Imma pretend I didn't see that
I heard that and i died, i didn't want to laugh and im so suprised he said it
good one
Nice body
me and you are dominating this comment section bro
Lmao ikr
3:00 was the ultimate callback to original TABS. The ally-shooting muskets versus the overpowered poacher. 4 years later, the musketeers finally achieved victory
I think cap really underestimates the blow darter
@@evanstarrs3100 you think?
“Shoot all the vampires right off the bat”
Was that on purpose? 😂
"Till death do we part"
1 pirate queen
1 blackbeard
2 reapers
1 priest
10 hobbits
3 bards (the three amigos)
(No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, or tank)
What about thor
Thor cost the same as snuffy so thor can be used
IIRC the phrase is “till death do us part.” The way u wrote it means that they’d be apart until they die and then they’ll come together, which is the opposite of the intended idea of being together until they’re split by death.
The great pirite snuffy (not luffy) is gonna be king of the pirats
Alright, player controlled Ballistas go brrr
The only thing that hurts the cacti are themselves. They're very emotional.
capitán salsa
😥 one like=one mentality saved cacti
C
true. bold and brave on the outside, emotional on the inside
Yep
I love how that captain executed the blunderbuss, entirely on accident. 10:20
The blunderbuss's head now has holes in it
No arrows here:
1 Thor
10 Samurai
10 cactus
Like for sauce to see
Haybalers and blunder buss
You forgot the Shogun and Samurai Giant and Lady Red Jade.
The Trouble Afoot:
1 Thor
1 Lady Red Jade
1 Artemis
1 Pirate Queen
1 Reaper
1 Vlad
1 Ullr
1 Blackbeard
1 Ice Giant
10 Blunderbusses
10 Shoguns
10 Cacti
10 Samurai Giants
Win Condition: No Siege Units,No Heavy Units,No Cupid
“A Défensive Offense”
On both sides, about a potion sellers range away from each other:
1 banner bearer
6 samurai in a line inside the banner bearer’s circle
3 samurai directly in front of the banner bearer.
On both sides, in side the banner Bearers’s range:
1 potionseller
1 firework archer
1 blowdarter
Like so cap can see
Thats. Hella smart.
Having a bunch of melee AND ranged stuck on the spot is actually perfect.
"about a portion sellers range" Are you American?
@@NotMySelfAtAll i think he meant 2 halflings range.
@@sylvano0638 it was a joke lmao.
Western faction: We have an army
Sauce: Oh yeah? Well *we have a tank!*
I understood that reference
Wobbly west: oh yeah well we have a cactus!
Tribal Faction: Oh yeah? Well we have a Snuffy!
Secret faction Oh yeah? Well we have a ballooner!
Spoopy Faction: Oh Yeah? Well We Have A Grim Reaper
" would it come crashing down like a carpet bomb?"
Ballooner: Good idea!
TABS’ cactus unit is like the Chuck Norris unit in UEBS. when you put them in, they can’t die.
Chuck norris comes back to life instantly, and the Cactus is immune to most attacks in the game.
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@good night me don’t get joke
@good night yeah that is why I said dot because I don’t get joke. Also me confused on why I said that too
Technically the cactus isn't immune if it gets shot on an exposed part of its body it WILL die
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy a sword attack works too. The reaper, and most melee units are good counters. The range units are a bit eh. Like the cactus can withstand whole ballista bolts.
“Western John Wick!”
A quickdraw with 10 cheerleaders
(No ranged units, Cap.)
Yes
Yeah
yeah
Perfect
Back into the future
Answer: Thor
The Holy Snuffulufigi:
3 holy Snuffies
You have to use the same or less cost for battle
Some Catapult Could Easily Kill That
He places 800 priests to be able to use more better units
I mean, it’s literally his rule that he has to use the same cost or less.
He can just use some ballistas to kill the mammoth then he’s gonna use some other units for the priests
@@ilikefood1609 ..
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“Useless horse!”
You have angered the wobbly horse council
and hes the leader of the council
*AND NOW HE MUST COMMIT FORK SCRAP ON PLATE!*
Ok no you legs are jelly FEEL OUR PAAAIN
@@FlintsForge6931 he’s the leader hm? Time to pull a France.
@@FlintsForge6931 bruh the church of the wobbly is
Turn on units don’t die and then surround a hobbit with wizards, this hobbit is going to space in a whole new way
That hobbit gon to beyblade itself into orbit
HOBLADE HOBLADE LET IT RIP!!!!
@@liambakes5392 Funny, did laugh
@@CEOofArson thank you
"we dont want to pull a Tienanmen square here"
his monetization: aaaaaand its gone!
China- aaaaaand it’s gone, AnD iT dIdNt HaPpEn EvEr
captainsauce : laughs
me: keep an eye on this one
US GOVERNMENT-These Black lives matter protests might be shut down by a military like the MESSAGE CENSORED BY CHINA
What tienanmen square
Franz Arvel Caole are you serious
Revenge of the Cannon fodder:
25 hobbits
10 bards
10 peasants
1 dynamite maiden
2 cannons
2 Bomb Cannons
Like so Captainsauce can see!
Edit: THANK YOU! I have never had this many likes!
Crystal Szeto yes
Here is a challenge for tabs:
Make a bunch of cupids(enemy team)
fight
a reaper, and behind the reaper have skeleton warriors, fire archers, peasants, halflings, squires, and/or a quick draw(your team)
It's pretty cool what happens. It could even be in the intro part.
Spoilers:
the challenge is called "betrayal"
Noice likes
Yes!
Idk what this is but I liked!!!!
Thor vs black hole
Choose a large map,take a halfling with the black hole bug on.take thor and put it right in front of the halfling.take a banner bearer and put it at the end of the map so thor wont reach it in time.
make sure the lightning bolt makes the halfling fly in the air, if it doesnt do it just keep on replaying it until it happened.
Please like it so sauce can see this.
I would like to see it.
Please like
I know what's going to happen
@@muhammadusamahshahid6805 what?
when the halfling turns into a blackhole you can only see halfling of the blackhole
11:50 I love how the flag bearer on the left abuses the harpoon crew as a meatshield from the cannon lmao
It’s Cactus Jack, and he’s sending you to hell
cactus gang
That profile pic is *CULTURE* right there
Global Innovator of Hentai HA
Swear to god, he gets funnier everyday.
"We turned the tank into a rave hut..."
He does indeed
I can't stop looking at your profile here a sub
When
@@generalgrievous7112 5:47
“I spent a small fortune in the research and development in the peasant rush”
So did the soviets in WW2 but maybe just a bit bigger
*Our peasants.*
HELL YA
Blitzkrieg!
When controlled in 1st person, the Wizard actually has infinite range and his shots hit the target no matter where you aim, so you don't need to worry about getting close enough
Cap: "Something tells me Thor isn't going to be to interested in tangoing with a greasy ships maiden that's built like a linebacker"
Thor: *gutteral roar or husky norse god* "Now that's my kind of woman!"
There’s some heresy behind your “person” Idk what It is
@@jimbothetimbo6790 eh? What you talking about?
“Something tells me Thor isn’t going to like tangoing with a Greasy Ships Maiden that’s built like a Line Backer” - Captain Sauce 2020 (If Captain Sauce sees just letting you know I love your videos and have an amazingly great day. ;) )
Kiefer Rich I read that as he said it... this is my first time this happened to me so you earned the right to be liked
Thank you. I’ve never had this many likes before. Thank you everybody who has liked. I’ve always wanted to have a chance to meet Captain Sauce even if it’s only a hello. ;)
Thor x pirate queen confirmed
Imma go commit halfling in captainsauce video now
Got you to 96
"Thor isn't going to be too interested in tangoing with a greasy shipsmaiden built like a linebacker"
Sauce, trust me, this is exactly what thor would look for in a woman.
Sif don't look like that
Thor: Tries to kill Balloon Archer
Poacher: *NO*
Lol funny
@@magamerpro2467 no u
You are a terraria guy right?
Scientific Warfare:
A 6 by 2 formation of pikemen
4 Supporting 2 by 2 formations of Muskets on the side
banners to hold everyone still.
This was so easy, I not only beat it, but ALSO beat in limiting myself only to one faction at a time, tribal through to western. Didn't use the legacy faction because they're kind of overpowered.
Cap in tabs: I’ve got the greatest plaaaaaaaaan
Charles in Henry Stickman: I’ve got the greatest plaaaaaaaan
It’s confirmed, cap is Charles
So cap does live in America and is trying to get his citizenship by being in the army
nah, hes Chuck
Tyler Brewer Shut up already about the “Chuck vs. Charles” thing.
Charles copyrighted his plan I think so cap is copyrighting himself :3
:0
"Long Pointy Stick Gang"
Medieval 1 Map
14 Spear Throwers in the back, then, in order:
14 Pikemen
14 Vlad
14 Sarrissas
14 Hoplites.
Then 3 Banner Bearers to keep them in place.
“The vampires want something to suck I’ll give them something to suck”
N o .
I have an idea for a custom battle, called "Backwards fight"
put 2 ballistas in front of 10 muskets in front of 10 skelly archers, which are in front of 2 wizards, then 10 poachers, which are in front of 10 pikes, who are in front of 10 shields, who are in front of 30 peasants, who are finally in front of 1 bard.
Caleb Spink Ohhh damn
Caleb Spink Well, cap can just choose how many units he wants, all I ask is that it is relatively proportional to the original amount. Like if he scaled everything down by 2 or something
Sauce should really try lots of cupids vs superpeasant. The results are surprising!
Super humping?
@@Asel_AZ Nah XD
@@tdlegend3061 superior se...
Se...
Nvm
@@tdlegend3061 superior se...
Se...
Nvm
10:20 Did anyone else just realize that the captain shot a member of his team in the face
Seems that Thor is even stronger than the tank in TABS
Maybe, maybe not.
Depends.
I tested it it shows that if Thor is doing melle with tank then the tank would win and the range I think Thor wins due to the aim of a tank
@@HakrTheAnimator so you think lightning beats a tank if i have to choose ill have my money on the abrams
@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 well I tested it a long time ago
TABS battle suggestion "a mix of everything"
-Every single unit in the game except for super boxer, super peasant, and dark peasant
마법사TV His PC will explode before anything happens.
Terry lap its only about 140+ units in total, gaming pcs can run at least 250 units without lag so I think it should be fine
Oh my god... I can just imagine the barrel roller blowing up like half the army
Good suggestion and you spelled super wrong
Completely forgot about the super and dark peasants
"Wooden Phalanx"
14 Protectors
14 Vlad
10 Spear Throwers
Budget of 11,400
Protectors?
@@plagueman049 You know, the units from the Tribal faction that hold massive slabs of wood and effectively act as a crappy Shield Bearer
@@tank4393 Ah, right, forgot that's what they were called
fun fact boxer is one of the best units to control in the entire game
"Heavyweight Boxing Championship"
King of the Hill Simulation map, 1 Ice Giant on 1 Ice Giant, and turn "Make units not die" on in the Bugs DLC. Take control of one of the Giants and try to knock the other off before they do so to you.
“It just ran over the grim reaper” captain sauce 2020
I feel a tad bit offended on how you called the wobbly horse “Useless”
He has been tainted by the evils of the musketeers and has forgotten the way of the wobble, in time he will apologise for his offense, or face critical punishment. Do keep in mind this is all the work of the renaissance.
_cough cough, western units are just weird-ern renaissance, they're all the same, e v i l_
He is evil the musketeers got to him
Press f for the boxer who survived a lightning bolt from Thor, 2 cannonballs from a davinci tank, and then died to a balloon archer
Hearing "cactuses" hurts my soul.
Its cacti. like c'mon it's not hard to say.
Cactuses still sounds ok to me
@@pokeinator7834 yea
“Giants Attack”
1 Samurai Giant
1 Tree Giant
1 Ice Giant
10 Peasants
1 Tank
2 Lady Red Jades
No peasants
totaly accurate battle simulator :the last stand off will need one of the most thought out army possible
cs: *T A N K*
Captainsauce we are gonna use barrel rollers. Me in my head: BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL BARREL ROLL
captainsauce: maybe someone will stand out from the crowd. Captainsauce:*sees poacher win*. cap: i'll ignore that.
Just out of surgery, been binging captainsauce, hurts to laugh but I shall not stop.
What type?
Bruh, the Tiananmen Square joke had me dying. I didn't know he would go there Lmao
10:19 Captain: “You’re useless blunderbuss! I’m executing you!”
Captainsauce: The cactuses are killing the tank!?
Meanwhile the deadeyes doing 90% of the damage: Am I a joke to you?
Me: Clicks on video
Cap: Bearded *Norweigian* Gods
Me: OH MY GOD THATS ME MATE!!
Norwegians don’t say mate
@@pokeinator7834 have you ever spoken too one
You don't know that
Thor: "Hey that was my kill!"
Poacher: "Our kill"
Me: ĶÒMMŪÑĮŠŤ
Sa how say sor ee
I have friends say that was our kill when they steal my kill on like apex and stuff ad i hate them for it
@@seijin9760 But it was OUR kill comrade
@@SirDurbington05 i hate you with ALL OF MY BEING AND MORE
@@seijin9760 No, WE hate me with all of OUR being
Dave’s Jones: 1 pirate king, 3 cheerleaders, 10 skeleton soldiers, 5 flintlocks.
Glitch suggestion
Step 1 turn on make units not die
Step 2 put down a few barrel rollers
Step 3 put down a sacrificial hobbit
Step 4 watch the game break
The wizard has infinite range when possessed
Wormhole:
Thor versus a hobbit, with hobbits turn into black holes on.
“you’d be able to get on top of someone quickly” sentence of the year
The Peasants Revenge:
Red Team
30 Peasants (Spread Out)
15 Bards (Front Line)
30 hobbits(In the Back)
30 Farmers (Behind the Bards)
20 Scythes (Scythes in the back)
20 Hail Bailers (10 on Left Flank and 10 on Right Flank)
Blue Team
1 King (Take control of the king and survive)
(Just Pick Whatever u want after Mr. Sauce)
Like So he Sees!
I really like how captainsauce gives us opportunity's like this. Even if this isn't picked I like the rest of the comments down there. c:
There's a secret ending in henry stickmin
Than doot it
@@helloperson9445 What
bruh he’s telling CaptainSauce maybe shut up and go to spelling school instead
@@huang111 Are you talking to me? Or yo shi?
huang家亮 please be nice.
There’s no way that formation on the first one was unintentional
"I'll give them something to suck. Good luck gripping onto this"
14:35
10:00 Nope, that was just the kickback from the shotgun.
They only charged 6 feet because they were trying to social distance
" u don't want to pull a tianniman square"
Chinese ppl: 😃🔫
The most overpowered strategy on an open battlefield is taking control of a Tank and running circles around the ememies.
"The Panzer Elite"
- 10 Tanks(Ridiculously far away from the front lines)
- 5 Banner Bearers in front of the tanks(make sure 1 Banner Bearer is just barely holding down 2 tanks at once so none of the tanks move forward until the Banner Bearers die)
- 30 Barrel Rollers(in front of the banner bearers, but not affected by them)
- 20 Pikes(in front of the barrel rollers)
- 4 Flag Bearers(Just a little behind the Pikemen, but not boosting the Barrel Rollers)
Captain sauce just killed everything on earth and now he is watching a tank fight pirates
Captainsauce is the best.
Also, you aren't first, captainsauce is.
True
He's not wrong
Ok
You speak the true true
True wish youtube put up a commercial one day where somebody gets on CZcams and see an ad saying *you are not first you can never be first only the CZcamsr you are watching is first*
Thor:Dude you just stole my kill!"
Poacher:" *O U R* kill"
Ah yes communism
i just wanna say thank you for all the laughs and etertainment youve brought me since 2015. ive loved watching tabs and paint the town red. but i was really endorsed into the forest, subnautica, firewatch, and hello neighbor, i watched them when i was feeling rly down and they helped alot. thank you so much man.
You can tell cap is pissed when he has a tank and Thor in the same army
When thor was winning at 8:55 the song " I need a hero" playing in my mind 😆
12:16 Are we going to ignore the fact that the Pirate Queen gave that poor poacher the Anakin vs Dooku treatment?
Captain sauce: uses every unit other than the blowdarter
Blowdarter: And I took that personally
Use Cupids on a tank. It’s a heavier and more armored catapult and it’s hilarious.
14:21 How did that Boxer kill both of those Vampires at the same time
Impenetrable Wall
15 Shield Bearers in the frontlines
15 Sarissas behind the shield bearers
10 Pikemen, placed so the pikes go a bit past the shields
2 Banner Bearers
10 Poachers
3:55
People:quality is better than quantity
Peasant rush:you sure about that?
Me after hearing someone say cactus is invincible: looks at cactus, I am a god
Lol good one
Wha.?
yeah
Yep lol
R/youngpeopleyoutube
0 dislikes, the perfect amount
5 rn
20*
7rn
Now its the same amount as the likes
Of this comment
Sadly its 7
"I don't know how to deal with the Reaper"
Does he not remember killing the reaper with like 4-5 spear throwers? You've got poachers this time, think about it.
First name Last name I thought that too
Thor just had to take a pee in the bushes.
CAPTAIN, Life is a game made a new one. Women version.
Everyone pls like so he can see
What
Hey guys like this so he can see,
A single pikemen can kill a reaper I’ve tried it
Call me crazy but I like Cap with his voice shot. When he's not shouting for the camera it seems like he's genuinely enjoying the game a lot more.
9:10 when your teammate steals your kill in warzone.
The best content doesn't exi- the perfect content
When you finish the Henry stickmin collection you should play Among us
I have played 160 games of among us I think he would enjoy it he could play with his friends or public games
He didn't have any plans to play Among Us
@@niconator1118 sadly in one of the Henry stockman collection videos he said he has no interest in that game and he won't play it.
@Dhruv Patel
Ah yes, Henry *Stockman*
@@whoisanarnb I'd love to see a spinoff game all about Henry going into the stock market under either a legitimate or shady company and having to build it up
“If the vampires want something to suck, I’ll give them something to suck, good luck”. - rhyming with captainsauce
I like how the cactus man is like: "What'cha looking at" and the boxer is like: "CRAP MY GLOVE!"
Don't want to pull a tianim square. Chinese youtube firewall: video demonitized
Battle idea: Mr. Peasant, Get Down!
Place 1 peasant in the middle of a circle and surround it with one of every bullet-firing unit on the opposition. You’re only allowed to use melee units to take down the threat, and cannot possess the peasant (other units are fair play).
Once you’ve won, try switching sides and using only ranged units against your winning army!
The Rebellion
30 Peasants
20 Halflings
10 Poachers
10 Hayballers
1 Scarecrow
TIP: sometimes use the map your on to your advantage for example on the Renaissance map use the balcony to put ranged units on. You probably won’t read this though....
I like ya cut g.
Front:
1 captain Blackbeard.
1 king
30 peasants
Back:
3 quick draws.
5 muskets
Middle:
5 pike man.
4 barrel roller
30 peasants.
Like so he can see.
5:48
Gandolf súper charged the tank it shot electricity instead of a cannonball Captain can you replay that or did you see it while editing the video?
The Da Vinci Tank didn't shoot electricity, it was Gandalf who cast the lightning spell.
@@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 at first yeah but if you look at it just as the clip starts can dogs eat the lightning but then something shotback at the red team presumably the tank
Edit: did I just say can dogs eat lightning?
Look at it with your EYES
@@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 at 4:49
You can clearly see that the tank shoots lighting after Gandolf Zapped it looked it took the energy and re directed it like in Avatar Lightning Re direction
@@jack_on_crac The lightning spell can only be fired by the Wizard. It's not something that can be reflected or shot back, like Zeus' lightning.
I never thought I’d see some tomato sause screaming at a god to get out of a bush and kill a skeleton
Comment batttle: Boys night out vs girls night out
Boys:
9 Potion sellers (boys out drinking)
1 chariot (the drunk driver)
Thor (the dude that pays everyone’s tab)
Girls:
2 pirate queens (those two moms)
1 tank (the soccer mom)
40 peasants (every girl they found along the way, through “just some quick chat”)