The ULTIMATE TABS Tournament in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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[@gillianrust2226]

12:40 teleports behind you “its nothing personal kid”

[@Sam-ve1fi]

Blitz:” I’m gonna pause for anticipation”
Ad: Hello there

[@ilikeit217]

Yes

[@pizzyzarc2695]

Lol

[@firstmanproductions8714]

That happed to me

[@eowynsavela3618]

Me to

[@jatm406]

Same

[@ilovepotstickers]

Blitz: uploaded
CZcams: 19 seconds ago
Me: sees a comment that was 3minutes ago

[@deuterium_oxide7382]

seems normal, also my comment was 3 minutes before yours

[@badguyugly]

Yes happens many times

[@brannon2647]

SAME

[@ilovepotstickers]

@Deuterium_oxide ikr

[@meingram313]

You: wait what people hack

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

5:19
name that pokeymon
blitz: what did we get? what did we get?
me: old man having seizer

[@Lucy5456b]

pokemon you angered the pokemon fan

[@machinegunwilbur7696]

@@Lucy5456b who cares just a misspelled word

[@Lucy5456b]

@@machinegunwilbur7696 ive been angered

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

sry guys jeez

[@duckgoesquack9618]

Blitz you can put cheerleaders on present elf’s and throw present rapid fire it’s really op

[@samixh_FTW]

Oml

[@birdie394]

not compared to MGS lmao

[@NF-le7wc]

Or make Santa weight bigger so he can constantly fire instead of flying off

[@flamingblood8447]

Or hide them on the roof and manually use their power... Since cheerleaders are expensive

[@apolanconate]

Inr

[@noobygamer4609]

Blitz: "Nobody will expect a... Sheild Bearer"
Me: Visible Disappointment

[@enderlazerblade]

If he hearts this I would go insane

[@austenanderson6815]

Mr. Blitz man has granted permission.

[@ilovepotstickers]

Hey he hearted it!

[@joejoecraft1782]

NO BLITZ wHAT HAVE YOU DONE you just made this man go insane

[@Siege1175]

is that all it takes??

[@yellowcheesehello397]

Have you got insane yet

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

6:47
everybody gangster till santa don't get his damn cookies & milk

[@nobody3097]

nice

[@jacobligons5046]

Nice

[@Phoenixgaming-zf4tu]

"ooh look theres a cute little mammoth in the cave it would be a shame if we were to unleash christmas on his face"

[@greenlimetv9161]

hahahahaha

[@angelachen8194]

yaochiru chi zuo zi zhong le lao yan li

[@Flintyone1]

Ding dong along the thong

[@Flintyone1]

@angela chen

[@noobygamer4609]

LLULL

[@noahlee9567]

Ok so blitz here's how you find the Cupid:
To find Cupid, you must go to Ancient Sandbox. On the default blue side, you'll find a house bigger than the others. On the roof, there are two trees and between them is the Cupid's bow.
This unit is a ton of fun and is so hilarious to use.

[@ellyseverance1664]

Cupids can beat the super peasant.

[@noahlee9567]

@@ellyseverance1664 Nah the super peasant's too fast and even if it did hit he would still be racing around the map at top speed

[@ellyseverance1664]

I saw it happen once, maybe it was a lucky shot from that one cupid.

[@Siege1175]

Am i the only one to say hi to myself when blitz says "oh hey there I'm blitz"

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

strange fans unite

[@headshotdeal7217]

No

[@Toxic4027_]

2:54 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION😂😂😂😂

[@Modokmadness]

Make the candle god: candles as weapons, hover and reaper explosion and 10x Atkins speed

[@elecric]

master sensei shuriken throw. stats projectile to candle fire REAL FIRE GOD DOOD

[@tabuu5008]

Yes but I am god of the candle heads

[@koalagamingOG]

No

[@Modokmadness]

@@koalagamingOG why?

[@SmallFriesLol]

Ultimate dynasty warrior
Lady red jade tornado shogun deflect sensei shurikens samurai giant sword
Taekwondo kick

[@aygian1176]

*hears a crash sound, sees Santa...
Santa: You've been a bad boy...
*Minigun starts spinning...

[@noobygamer4609]

lol

[@platong451]

Blitz : ... and crazy eyed purple!
Me : That's me! I know who I am rooting for!

[@platong451]

Edit : Now that purple actually won I now belive in TABS gods, naturaly Crazy Eyed Purple would win.

[@kenaiballmer5414]

Blitz: taekwondo maybe?
Me: THATS A PEASANT!

[@David-zm5ei]

When he said he'll pause for anticipation an ad came on 😂

[@mystic5658]

For the hat changing colors, there is a small glitch when you change gear or clothing objects that they revert to their original color scheme.

[@ethanvibraminum5712]

Nice

[@Venom_1462]

You can increase the LOD quality in the settings to fix it

[@rhinonick6500]

That glitch really ticks me off because I’m trying to make a cool unit and then the shirt turns to like pink instead of red

[@jenibiecavite937]

@@ethanvibraminum5712 q12ß
A LOT OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TO ME AND

[@aaront.5346]

Blitz: Spawning a tank right out of the enemy lines!! HOHOHOHO
Hitler: Fascinating

[@UnKnownShanks]

Blitz:I think that a tkwondo
Me:that’s a head butter

[@randombean8157]

Day 44 of suggesting blitz should start saying “keep your stick on the ice” again

[@tinyman689]

Yesssss! I’m early on this comment!

[@randombean8157]

@@tinyman689 congrats

[@chantenr4713]

We can do it!!!!!

[@vindication8934]

Ima like and comment

[@randombean8157]

@@chantenr4713 hopefully :)

[@carlos_drums]

i love that rapid change from excitement to disappointment at the sight of the clam

[@heybestieshibesties]

Your laugh is Halarious 😂😂

[@foxthor0528]

Me at 6:45 be like: "Ho ho ho, I have a minigun now"
(in case you didnt know, this is in fact a Die Hard reference)

[@x7Drakko]

Love your vids blitz keep up the good work

[@ace_droid7700]

Same

[@pandalogan3587]

Same

[@PapaSky1]

Same lol

[@rigbert218]

Agreed

[@axobrotle845]

Yes

[@xanderwise5783]

Do more of this. This is definitely the content we want. More tournaments

[@S01id_5nake]

Ah yes the American Santa.
Santa: "What would you like for christmas little one"
Kid: A Toy boat
Santa: "I dont have that so here have a gun."

[@VictorH1963]

6:42 just imagine Santa coming down the chimney like that shooting presents under the tree

[@golreththebladewing3464]

"If he can dodge long enough he might be able to win"
Skeleton Giant: BONK

[@nosc0pe]

Make saitama:
Super fast
High jump almost flying
Fast attack
One punch kill
High knockback
Invincible
Can't be knocked back
Can block any attack
Master evader
Bald

[@WARSAWMASSFAPPER420]

You deserve a like.

[@striker7983]

7:38 blitz u got the dark peasant u were asking for xd

[@ellyseverance1664]

Lol yep

[@gamerguy6942]

7:16 when you’ve been a very good boy/girl

[@shrekyoutubealt6269]

Orange: you're a cheater blitz Blitz: "I'M A SAVAGE!" Orange: Why you bully me...

[@camerontay9523]

Blitz can you make a mecha robot?
Make it larger
Give it robot clothes
Make a rider with dual mini guns so the robot can have shoulder mounted weapons

[@ducko4658]

YES.

[@infiniteparadox6132]

Blitz: i dont know im not an expert on being dead.
Me: oh well, i can teach you!

[@jarofpizza5816]

10:35 the king and priest had such cool choreography

[@haocallo6479]

I think you should take 50 ice ants vs 10 present elf’s and whoever wins that then they need to face a dark peasant and necromancer

[@ninamibog]

I definitely have no idea who will win in both of these battles

[@noodles5550]

Don't use the ice ants they're useless use my fire ants, I know first hand the are good, I created them.

[@onebilliontacos3405]

I love how all the rainbow Santa elves have different personality's. Like how orange sends out big expensive powerful units while purple sends out weaker units that despite their price, are usually pretty good at combating the expensive units like how purple sent out a candlehead to make use of the giant skeletons light weight. They did kind of switch strategies on round 2 and 3 though (plus purple won on round 3 not orange).

[@thesus_nobbestfriend2241]

True

[@vicki5578]

Orange still won to me since blitz changed the rules

[@Spireforce]

@@vicki5578 not really he said it'll be a best of 3

[@w.dgaming2156]

@@Spireforce so orange won

[@Doi-]

Just got to pause it for the anticipation.
Ads this is my time to shine
It was a frosted flakes ad

[@turtleymcturtleface6953]

Blitz: taekwondo is Kong fu and peasant is taekwondo
People who know taekwondo:peace was never an option

[@Cerealrust]

Petition for blitz to make a halfling army faction

[@deuterium_oxide7382]

I've never been this early on one of blitzes videos, but explain 5 views and 17 likes

[@phazorx144]

Ummmmmm...

[@tinytroll1005]

youtube

[@aturtle5830]

Well you see there’s a thing where people can like a video before watching it

[@iaamtoadman8482]

please stop commenting this people

[@misteranime6017]

@@iaamtoadman8482 no

[@GameKingdom94]

i liked the whole tournament style with the presents.

[@waynemercer9825]

blitz:best 2 out of 3 orange wins 2 out of 3.also blitz:purple wins 1 out of 3 now we have to go to 5

[@foofighter4907]

this needs to happen again, the commentary is insane

[@pianoplayer2014]

I like how he casually refers to the Spanish inquisition.

[@der_stuka2311]

The tournament looked like a pokemon battle. The wobbler's towing boxes of people.

[@kingcoy4536]

Blitz : we can get dark presents. Me : ALL I WANT FOR CRISTMAS IS A DARK PESEEEEeEEEeEEEEeEEENT

[@thibaultjacqmin5835]

That was a valiant effort fork the clam, he did well, I’m so proud

[@Protectorio099]

Day 18 of suggesting Blitz should start saying "keep your stick on the ice" again

[@Oohahcloudman]

ur not the OG but ok

[@Destultima]

Blitz:I want a tank for Christmas
Me:What’s he going to do with it?
My brain:Time to commit war crimes in Albania

[@ultimatememer2235]

Blitz: im not an expert on being dead
Discord moderators: would you like to bo?

[@janemirmina1090]

POV your reading comments while watching the videos

[@shellshockhkmk7816]

*sees that the comment is right.*
"By god he's a genius"!

[@booogagaming5223]

Were having a custom unit tournament in the discussions of steam, last day to join so be quickly.

[@angie9478]

I've been waiting for this video ever since the Christmas update came out

[@yellowpig1026]

glad i'm not the only one that made santa with a present minigun

[@tani5238]

Do a mosquito that is so annoying and does damage over time “itch”

[@RangoAj]

I made a mosquito but I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT LESS STRONG BECAUSE IT 2 SHOTS A FRICKING SQUIRE

[@eljahihamgottin4540]

@@RangoAj lower the damage

[@ssjcrafter8842]

@@RangoAj set the attack power down and give it a stinger-like weapon

[@gael-amadolozano3381]

Keep up the amazing content!!!

[@amirandali9155]

Blits: "hahaha we got a tank on enemy lines oh Santa never change... I want a tank for Christmas..that would be fun..."
Me: *Nervous sweating*

[@JDillboy]

I could watch those present thrower 1 v1s for so long.

[@seriouslyhalo2875]

Edit Nevik and make him throw the presents.

[@tornadey018]

Me: watches this on Christmas eve

[@Wittty_]

That was one of the bast TABS videos I've ever watched, great video idea and super entertaining. Do more Tournaments pls

[@uwekorup3302]

King : I like ya cut g
Priest: AHH

[@01twins8]

Just imagine using the present guy throws it opens and he gets another present guy

[@hstevens1432]

My notifications finally worked! 24 views

[@bradymiclea1705]

Blitz:got to pause it for the anticipation
CZcams: Ad TiMe

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

5:39
*super peasant hiding inside*

[@leafyedits486]

I wonder if they add a feature to unit creator that makes u edit the unit body structure and make them buff or something.

[@knightgear123]

Try to remake to old Neon Faction

[@gunnr9512]

Blitz: looks at peasant " what is he? Tae Kwon do maybe?"

[@ringaudasscerbauskas3434]

2:15 that guy with the helmet is a tank rider

[@derschredder5559]

The modern Solider was Part of the tank crew

[@waffles9304]

Day 14 of asking for a ❤️ from Blitz
THANK YOU SO MUCH BLITZ

[@PapaSky1]

Haha I’ve always wanted a heart

[@waffles9304]

OH MY GOD YES

[@navid-zy2tm]

congrats to both orange and purple to each earning their own respective wins.

[@raziasultana5222]

'Im not an expert on being dead,
well said lightning man well said!

[@just5fornow]

When Blitz said "I want a tank." I was like "I dont think that's a good idea."

[@CrazyFlyingMonk]

day one of joining the cause for blitz to say keep your stick on the ice

[@doggwithdabutter5552]

5:07 That will be a remembered moment xD

[@blueredcoatbananaheads174]

You should do more of these

[@The_Econom1st]

This is the most amazing/hilarious thing I've seen in awhile! And a great break from political nonsense. More please!!!

[@williamwalker5756]

Imagine being early and just doing the 1 brain cell thing by commenting “fIrSt”

[@x7Drakko]

Nah im good cuz i said "first???"

[@liamtgreat]

ya
fIrSt

[@williamwalker5756]

@@liamtgreat I saw that hidden first you bot

[@PrimeTime0]

16:04 that unit is the peasant...

[@Nightman5694]

this. is. AMAZING.

[@mortustortis9617]

6y

[@Nova-Star-01]

Lol your at the bottom of comments, ur probable first to comment

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

when full auto claws turned into a chest delivery man

[@ender_banditabondonedchann1164]

I hope blitz finds the snow globe now...

[@nicolaygrndahl1998]

9:16 when u go down to ur christmas tree on christamas to open preesents but u didnt get what u wanted lol.
Like u got a toy car but u wanted a toy raptor.

[@RFIM.]

Santa has presents for days 😂😂😂

[@someone7996]

Use a ton of cheerleaders and a Santa. It'll be awesome trust me

[@Siege1175]

that would be interesting

[@Cauley566]

“I don’t know I am not dead” Blitz 2020

[@CarlGorn]

That Minigun Santa is ridiculous! I love it! Now, Minigun Santa vs. every challenge in the game. Manual control allowed.

[@Fireonmicro7111]

8:18 Samaria Giant be flying

[@williamlevison9966]

That tournament was so fun, and IDK why!

[@NolanWalker07]

How long has it been since someone made a tabs tournament
Like I’ve been waiting sooooo long

[@porygon7463]

we want part 2
edit : but not with randoms inside a chest , a custom units' tournament

[@benjaminlantz6820]

GO BLITZ ur vids r soo good also please make a necromancer but it has fire and ice powers

[@Crimson.carave1t]

That's gonna be cool

[@benjaminlantz6820]

@@Crimson.carave1t Yeah it would be awesome

[@thebananagod69]

17:08 BOTTLE FLIP OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@mojorandomness]

Mans called taekwondo kung fu person and a peasant taekwondo

[@golinxa]

my fave colour is purple and my favourite only won because you gave him an extra try,thank you!