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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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Kevin is god
Kevin is smart
be like kevin
âThis is a strong tabs unit in tabsâ doesnât make sense
Blitz pls PLS use samurai tornado đȘïž and spin to win đȘïž and tornado slice đȘïž
Blitz, make a unit with 5 vampire bites and 0.5 size. It's hilarious, I promise you.
Small vampire
yes it is DO IT
Iâll try it
Mosquito
A flea
3:38 âIce melts fire,â said Blitz
Me: âHang on a minute, what did you say?â
3:55
It all changed when the fire nation attacked
DONT STEAL MY STUFF
âBackwards words are hardâ
He meant to say it.
ICE MELTS FIRE YOU GOT IT WRONG BLITZ ITS FIRE MELTS ICE
Here's an idea for a unit: a "sword master" unit that can dodge, parry, and deflect projectiles.
A Jedi, you want a Jedi Master
You can click on the weapons to change the color of it,and if it is a ranged weapon you can change what it shoots out (note that projectiles like the bone mage spikes,priest/heal beam,and the wizard bolt can't be added to another ranged weapon) Edit: also unless you change the cost of the unit,the cost will be randomized
Alright make a guy with really high defense and no attack power and make a bunch of fire ants ride on him as a mount.
You can only have one mount at a time so you could only do one ant
1000 hp would be good for health because the health he used was way too big
@Some Normal Person On CZcams it still won't work
@@imbeet2066 I actually found a glitch.If you change it from half long to wobbler it actually kinda duplicates the rider.
Use two âSensei shuriken throwâ as the weapons but change one of the stats to âsnakeâ and one to âclamsâ. We ainât got the chicken man but we got snake clam man(?)
You should make a unit where you shrink a halfling to .1x and increase all other stats to the max.
Name him Tiny Timmy.
Iâm imagining it in my head right now.
when he said Ice and lightning, he meant go to stats, where you can change what a ranged weapon fires
âIce melts fireâ
-Blitz
It does!
3:55 (yeah ice melts fire)
Blitz The Elemental Master
I am polish. Do you want "Ice melt fire"?
DONT STEAL MY STUFF
"I feel like some archers are committing SUDOKU over here"
I am dying hahhhahahaha
Same đ
I was like 'The hell did I just hear?' went back, played it again, and smiled.
5:29 "he's inderprative dancing"
Wow this is like, totally accurate
and itâs simulator
@Tristan Henson-Smith yes
Please make "The Fish Rider"
Rider: Halfling, 2x damage 1000 health, a fish in either hand as weapons, a pool floaty as armor and a bucket helmet
Mount: a regular unit, 20x speed 500 health, 1.5x size, fish costume, no weapons
yessss
hehehehhehehe
Yes yes yes
We need this
OMG YESSSS
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
yes
And the object moves very slowly
18:53 when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
to change what a ranged weapon fires click on the weapon, go to colours, then the tab next to colours is weapon stats (i play the beta too lol)
Then click whatever he basic ammunition is and it will pull up a menu similar to the weapons and clothing one but with ammunition
COLOR!
@@tessalindsey-gautreaux7455 Some cultures spell words differently. Americans spell it color, other English speaking countries spell it colour.
Yup
Check out my other comment
9:54 "This skeleton with clothes looks like somebody made it in their back yard"
*Wait a second-*
*HOL' UP*
r/holup
i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?
@@thestormchasingconcorde6184 the joke is that someone got killed in someoneâs backyard
@@thestormchasingconcorde6184 Not many people make skeletons with clothes in their back yard, unless they have a skeleton in their back yard, you know..?
Name: Cthulhu |body: wobbler| clothes: squid hat, spider head, monster feet TABG skeleton suit (make it as dark as possible not black)| Abilities: stiffy fear, Vlad impale, lightning deflect, reaper wings, and giant stomp | weapons: Ice giant punch 2 | voice: candlehead with pitch all the way down making as deep as possible| stats: make size 2.00X bigger and 200,000 health, and .3 movement speed, and 100 attack speed
Blitz: It looks like something someone made in a backyard
Me: SOMEONE MADE A SKELTON IN THEIR BACK YARD!!!
Name this Jeff, Thy Bomb Yeeter. Stiffy with dual miniguns that fire bombs at 10X fire rate, has a cool hood and knight armor
Edit: just make it shoot bombs at a really fast rate simmilar to a minigun would, also make the bombs do 4 times more dmg, also give it, master progectile block 3 times,
How about a unit called âThe Avatarâ
You can make his abilityâs the 4 elements and make him 0.75 size.
Nice atla/LOK refence
Yes definitely
Yes
wobbler plus gatling gun (and if u have it mini gun) then atk speed 999 weight 999 and as little damage as u can go i call it the super yeet. (cus it make units
That is impossible so sorry he cannot do that...
Blitz, did you forget how to update the stats on weapons? Click on them then go to stats and then you can change the wizard staffs.
5:16 when you see your family in the crowd so you try to impress them
"Ä°ce melts fire"
-Blitz 2020
Lol
lol
Ice actually beats fire since when fire melts ice,
ice turns into water
that's funny just really, plus he really said that lol
This is false
drunk adult: Normal size, random head , no pants only skirt. Weapons: Bottle & Bottle. Abilitys: Enrage, tornado swipe, giant foot stomp, big headbutt ,taekondo kick. stats: 10000hp,2x weight,100 movement speed,1000 atack speed, 5x damage
Supercreeper99 yes yes yes yes
3:44
"If a ant believes in himself it can even kill a mammoth"
Here's What He Has 2 Katars Special Abilities Like Whirlwind Slash, Super Projectile Block, Teacher Parry, And Shogun Dodge. His Health Is 1M His Attack Speed Is 100 Speed Is 16 Attack Is 2000 He Is A Heavy Hitter.
Sugestion: Death dress him all black and grim make his abilities be: dark peasant hands, enrage, hover, reaper wings and reaper explosion, make his weapons the reaper scythe and throw dark peasant, max his speed and buff him using only the number 9 also I forgot to mention make him out of the stiffy
no no no. the number 6
Yes I like it, also number 9 is good
@@Panzerschreck716 no 9 is better
@Tristan Henson-Smith yup forgot to mention what to make him out of thanks for reminding me I'll edit my comment now
6969696969 should be the number
blitz: is artemis the god of green stuff?
me: god of the HUNT!!!
GODDESS GOD-DESS
T H E G O D O F G R E E N.
She is the goddess of nature and the hunt thatâs my her arrows are green
I just did a presentation on Artemis before watching this. It cringed me so bad
NATURE GODDESS OF NATURE AND THE HUNT THE HUNT IS THE SHOOT SHOOT THE NATURE IS THE GREEN JUICE GODDESS OF NATTTTUUUTRRRRWJDIENDIJDISJDJXJSJOSJDOFJFJRJUD
Blitz: ice melts fire
Everyone: oh yea this is BIG BRAIN time
Blitz, You should make a unit with fire balls and Ice walls, maybe give him a spear as well.
you should also add ice breath
Make a unit called âBirbâ
Halfling
Sounds like a scarecrow, enemy, holds 2 crows, 10000 hp, 4 weight, attack speed 1000, holds 2 crows
Abilities:
Scarecrow wings, reaper explosion, master lightning block, master projectile block
Clothing ragged clothes
birb
Birb
There should be a unit that have a atermis bow that shoots out crows... I called this unit.. BIRD MAN
You can do It changing the Projectiles
Wouldn't that name just be the scare crow?
Shhhh dont disrespect the name XD
@@nuvollid Bird Man is better its more... Different
Ye also its artemis bows so it can quick fire.. I would say if u increase the attack rate it would be faster but i can inagine the birdy apocalypse
The Blinded Mage :
Health : 2500
Weapons : 1 hand dark peasant blast : Other hand super peasant punch
Abilities : dark hands and 4 ice arenas
Clothing : something to cover eyes, after that any thing wizard-y works.
If you want the TABS unit creator then do this.
first: Open steam and find Tabs.
second: you have to be on a computer,
third: right click then click on Properties.
Fourth and final: Change from none to public_beta
Youâre welcome
"Yeah, ice melts fire."
- Blitz, 2020
Wow overall your videos have had over 1 billion views! That's insane! Congrats on the progress you've made! You really deserve it
Yes!!!! A like from blitz! My life is now complete.
Yep
"Is artimis the god of green stuff?"-Blitz
Blitz, make a halfling with vampire bite and super boxer gloves and dress it up as a little girl. You can also give it as much hp and damage as you like.
Day 31 of suggesting blitz should start saying âkeep your stick on the iceâ again (1 month yay)
I sign this petition
Yes
Hi
Day 13
Signed
All the dislikes are from the TABS units who died.
Edit:I like how everyone is arguing about how many dislikes there are now.
only five died?
@@ejoty_6128 yes
Oh yea
Yes
IM STILL HERE YA KNOW
5:10 this is why you should study about the square cube law which says âa cube is a shape which whenever it doubles itâs height itâs size, height and width changed by 2 but this also means the volume has changed by 8 so it is stronger but way heavierâ. So you would have to almost double the weight in order for it to stay standing but since this is a game the law of physics might not apply.
So somthing about a banana riding a pineapple? Idk thats complicated
Blitz , wobbler , same size , mini gun , chicken outfit , Name Corporal Chicken , fastest fire power , hardest bullets 10 x damage , explodes on death 1 x moves speed ,hit points 250 , 5 ice arenas , blocks projectiles , you do his clothes
Try And Beat Him! Maximum Budget 100,000 only use vanilla units.
like so blitz can see
Smol man
hobbit
Barrel clothes
Like 5 health
10 x move speed
Damage is 5x
He explodes on death
This man ahnialates melee units when in an army
kinda reminds me of the barrel roller
How do you make it explode on death
Blitz is honestly the best CZcamsr I have ever seen
This is facts
Ikr
So I know weapons don't change size with the units (at least I don't think so). What if you made a giant with dark peasant hands: Would the hands still be tiny? If so, would they still block the exposed parts of the giant??
Hey in the official uc release there's new powers my favorite one was "size serum" bad name right that's what a dev said to me on discord and he sent me a vid a bout it and theres futuristic weapons in the UC(unit creator).
Me: Sees thumbnail âNOW THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE!!!!â
Meme comment here
Wow im early enough to see ppl argue for first comment :3
It was robble btw
Same Iâm never this early
Fr they all say they first when they really not like bruh just stop
Lol i didnt know i ws early
1:Fire ants
2:Please do not pass
3:Bucket Boi of Madness
My man's had perfect timing at 9:08
5 times Shouts is always super fun to use, stacking a bunch of normal shouters can instantly kill people, having them rock 5 each would add up fast.
Artemis but with balloon bows would be amusing
Halflings but with the glue hands
You can set stats to negative so you can have a unit that only attacks once but does so with absurd force, or a healing vampire that targets allies maybe.
Or a potion seller that sells Greater Healing Potions
A cool idea in my opinion is a defensive/offensive unit with teachers parry and arrow block, 80 or a low hitpoints, and a sword or spear to fight with.
If you own tabs but dont have the creator, right click on it in steam, press properties, click beta, and then the dropdown menu and it should say public:beta or something. Download it for around 725.25 MB, and have fun.
"Ice melts fire"
Me: đł
To fix the flying giant glitch, put the weapon on them before you make them big, not after.
5:14 it looks like blue is breakdanceing from the 1920s or something idk im 9 :P
Ok a halfling with pretty good speed and every dodge ability u can fit in there
Blitz is so big brain that he knows that ice melts fire
It looks like the fire ants are jumping around lol
Make a landmine a mini unit with walk speed of 0. 1hp an the perk that when he dies he blows up.
Bucket Skeleton's definsive buffs are dwarfed to a hilarious degree by his sheer, raw hit points.
Having done the math, I present the following ludicrous numbers:
To kill this guy, you would need to do
_28 _*_trillion_*_ damage_
_every _*_nanosecond_*
*_FOR AN HOUR._*
make a unit with one hp but all the dodge abilities, plus good ranged damage.
bonus: keep the cost under 5k
He has such a good voiceeeeee
SandWitch
Heavy:YES
no
Sandvich
IT MAKES MEE STRONG
7:24 boxed like a goldfish
That skeleton became a sea urchin realy quickly
make a two handed unit with artemis's bow. then give them all powers that include arrows or projectiles. give him 10000 health and 5x damage. change the projectile to balista bolts and name it the arrow bender
I did it itâs so op
Hey blitz just a suggestion but the dark peasant hands really make the units op and doesn't really show their true abilities which would be fun. Great content btw!
đđđice melts fire man this video is hilarious great content man
"Ice melt fire"
-blitz 2021
Make a skeleton with 5 master projectile blocks. Make size and speed and damage normal. Give them 1 flintlock that drops, also give them a zues lightning throw. Name them a name that starts with Z.
You can edit what things shoot by clicking them going into there stats and then changing the projectiel
please like so he can see
âLooks like some of the Artemis are commuting sudokuâ
"Goku is really cheap hes just gonna get smashed" -Blitz 2020
Make the most offense character (fast, little hitpoints, best weapons etc)
you should make a reverse senotaur
(with the horse mask)
Imagine criticizing people with notifications...
Your 44th btw
A stand: NEW IDEA | Hitpoints are 2000 | Attack speed is 2000 |Damage is 0.1 | Speed is 10 | Weight is 1 | Size is 1.10 | Hat is legit C H E E S E
Dark peasnt hands to make it coolllll
Its so fun watching this tabs episode
Bone mages should be able to rip out the bones of their enemy's.
Uhhhhhhnhhhhhh...... lil dark dude
Way to make Tabs 18+
It is logical but the content would be not so family friendly..
No
well even though it is dark, isnt TABS a fighting simulator? why would a FIGHTING simulator be family friendly? cmon, man. ITS FIGHTING. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY.
âIts a poisoned bird, heheheheâ
Me: :(
"About the same amount of meat." Seriously, no joke there
Hey Blitz, loved the video man! I have some Unit Suggestions for you. I have also included some of their stats to make it a bit easier for you to make them.
Faction: Skeleton Apocalypse
Unit #1: Skeleton Rifleman
Stats: 100 Hitpoints, 1.25 Ă normal size, 1.25 Ă normal weight, 2.00 Ă normal speed, 1.50 Ă Attack speed, 2.00 Ă normal reload, 2.50 Ă Attack damage
Both hands are holding either an M1 Garand, M-14, or the Pirate Faction Blunderbus for it's weapon, of your choice
Unit will have a bucket on it's head with the Pirate Faction Flintlock unit's vest, and nothing else.
Unit #2: Skeleton Chaingunner
Stats: 150 Hitpoints, 1.25 Ă normal size, 1.50 Ă normal weight, 2.00 Ă normal speed, 2.00 Ă Attack speed, 2.50 Ă normal reload, 2.00 Ă Attack damage
Both hands are holding a Minigun/Chaingun that fires either Balista bolts or Firework arrows, your choice
Unit will have a Bucket on it's head with the Pirate Faction Flintlock unit's vest and the shorts as well.
Hope you get to enjoy trying these guys out. I just came up with "random" stats in my head when I typed this out. Would love to see you try them on a video.
The Crowned Sharpshooter: Put a crown on a skeleton and give him 2 revolvers and make is attack speed an absolute beast and give him Ice arena, Enrage, And a lightning deflect. Place any clothing that looks like a sharpshooter on him.
I like this idea
How about a guy with a big sword, throws a tornado, has the bull rush ability, a dodging ability, and the samurai ability (can't remember the name of other abilities
E
Blitz make a unit with 5 ice breath one unit with 5 dark peasant hands
The reason why Derp was floating is because of the square cube law. If something that is 3-D is 10 times bigger, it needs to be 100 times hesviery
Yay first one here hello blitz great video keep up the good work
Bailey Atkinson 23 4th
SHUT UP NOOOOOOB UR 5TH TRY AGAIN NEXT VIDEO NOOOOOB
actually 5th
Please make the vessel of impalement : dressed in all brown , 5 vlad impale powers , a handlock , and the rest is yours to control
Blind wizard,summons ice walls: Blitz character
Blind person,summons rock walls ;Toph from avatar
Went extinct the mammoths because of blitz's wrath? Yes or no but it was the gandalmage
idea: the fire ant but with wings and the fire ability
i call it â soul fireâ
I call it a queen ant or a male
Make the weirdest unit possible!!!!!!
You just described blitz entire channel
@@Tadnado I know right!!
3:57 "yeah the ice melts fire"
Make a unit with a machine gun that fires fireworks
The rest is up to you
Want a illusion face your phone long side up when he starts the video
Make "Jeremy"
Regular unit, Banana costume, 100000 health, 10x movement speed, 0.1x size, Superpeasant punch in both hands
Make a unit that has master block, super peasant fly, super boxer punch, Cheerleader or lightning and headbutt with x1.5 times larger and x10 times attack he also wields a awesome looking sword or fast crossbow or bow or gun that shoots snakes. you could also give him dark peasant hands but I think thats overkill. You can either name him Intern or your one really tall friend. he would be a wobbler.
Make sans from undertale with super peasant hands