The MOST POWERFUL TABS UNIT is BACK in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Dark Peasant)

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  • Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
    TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
    Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
    Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
    Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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Komentáře • 963

  • @vortekx130
    @vortekx130 Před 3 lety +283

    Blitz: Plays Legacy update
    Everyone loved that
    Also Blitz: didn't use the tank.
    Everyone hated that

  • @prestonstory4971
    @prestonstory4971 Před 3 lety +47

    New people: what is dark peasant. Ogs: I haven’t heard that name in years

    • @geno3911
      @geno3911 Před 3 lety +2

      remember when the placement system was a black board with a grid

    • @lucastheprime787
      @lucastheprime787 Před 3 lety

      geno yes

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 Před 3 lety

      geno remember poachers and how op they were

    • @louischinkey
      @louischinkey Před 3 lety +1

      Remember the temple where u put units in and this black swarm came out?

  • @Mr.FrostyApple
    @Mr.FrostyApple Před 3 lety +403

    Blitz: all of the legacy units are back
    Me: but... Where's the chicken man and the chicken man man?

    • @d.p.8778
      @d.p.8778 Před 3 lety +8

      ye LOL XD

    • @rebooteed_3434
      @rebooteed_3434 Před 3 lety +7

      rip

    • @bord7959
      @bord7959 Před 3 lety +4

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @What57119
      @What57119 Před 3 lety +7

      well it was too laggy and way way way way not serious ik this game is a meme but this is meme beyond plus it is laggy as hell and op

    • @amphitheremajesticon4928
      @amphitheremajesticon4928 Před 3 lety +11

      @@What57119 No they weren't, it took me lots and lots of them to lag my not-very-good computer. The chicken man-man lags less than lots of normal chicken men. They weren't op either, I always lost when I used them in the campaign, they were probably one of the worst units I think. Right next to the chariot of course, that thing did nothing.

  • @OranSeal
    @OranSeal Před 3 lety +356

    Anyone else remember the temple map when you put a unit in the temple a swarm of bugs came out and kill everyone

  • @ignoremeplease1392
    @ignoremeplease1392 Před 3 lety +277

    TABS: Adds Thor.
    Baron: Years of academy training wasted!

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 Před 3 lety +7

      Can I have a vegan whopper with a side of fries?
      Yes you can.

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 Před 3 lety +6

      Why vegan? Am I unable to understand this? Is there a joke hidden somewhere? Is it simply to add a bit of humor to it?

    • @ChilledYeti
      @ChilledYeti Před 3 lety +5

      Big Brain Shigechi yes

    • @jestingbubble8675
      @jestingbubble8675 Před 3 lety +1

      Ahhhhh

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 Před 3 lety

      I love this comment. :)

  • @WilliamFoldenaur
    @WilliamFoldenaur Před 3 lety +9

    6:28 The prices are spazzing out because the dark peasant is meant to be like a corruption in the game

  • @mudrockprojekt_red1603
    @mudrockprojekt_red1603 Před 3 lety +23

    7:24 My god the (Dark_Peasant) vs the (Super_Peasant) may have been a short battle, but dam was it epic! Does anyone else agree with me?

  • @MrCbock
    @MrCbock Před 3 lety +5

    Have a Fantastic Day Everyone👍

  • @breadisyummy_
    @breadisyummy_ Před 3 lety +10

    Blitz : They’re hands now they used to be... I forgot. Me : Spikes and the a Blackhole

  • @gavgav1524
    @gavgav1524 Před 3 lety +7

    When blitz mentioned the thunderstorm last night I got flashbacks... no sleep last night help

  • @juanlloveras5780
    @juanlloveras5780 Před 3 lety +5

    6:14
    Huh. Didn't Know that they were gonna add Gaster to Tabs.

    • @matmajthm3222
      @matmajthm3222 Před 3 lety

      It reminds me of glitchtale a lot.

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 Před 3 lety

      @@matmajthm3222 Mhm. That's the Gaster I meant.
      The Old one was XGaster Though.

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 Před 3 lety +9

    The dark peasant and super peasant are so expensive they break the money counter

  • @stefanmoore2296
    @stefanmoore2296 Před 3 lety +13

    Tabs units from the alpha version: were BAAACK

    • @kaitoplak4359
      @kaitoplak4359 Před 3 lety

      where is trump email lady m16 and chickens all of those units are missing

    • @chibi7077
      @chibi7077 Před 3 lety

      No chicken tho

  • @lolli425
    @lolli425 Před 3 lety +11

    I remember the fights between superpeasants just endet, that everybody was hugging each other

  • @foxomeaga2852
    @foxomeaga2852 Před 3 lety +2

    7:27 top 10 anime battles that are so epic you can't see a thing

  • @blititz
    @blititz Před 3 lety +10

    It’s great seeing all of the old units being remastered

    • @nataliecohen9658
      @nataliecohen9658 Před 3 lety +1

      Blititz *sad chicken man and chicken man man noises*

    • @blititz
      @blititz Před 3 lety

      Natalie Chambers true but the chicken man man was op

    • @nahuelemmi9597
      @nahuelemmi9597 Před 3 lety

      @@blititz *laughs in Super Peasant new version*

  • @stagnation4626
    @stagnation4626 Před 3 lety +12

    The Sword Caster is basically the Dark Peasant but locked up.
    - Credits to tabs discord and reddit for finding out

    • @joshuaneate358
      @joshuaneate358 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, same hair style, and they both throw projectiles.

  • @isaacwilson6898
    @isaacwilson6898 Před 3 lety +30

    Nobody:
    Blitz: that was my nickname in highschool

  • @tiberius150
    @tiberius150 Před 3 lety +5

    Blitz: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
    Me: HE KNOWS!!!
    Probably almost nobody will know what that is.

    • @tiberius150
      @tiberius150 Před 3 lety

      @@shadowworks2196 congratulations

  • @oliverraistrick5174
    @oliverraistrick5174 Před 3 lety +42

    Dark peasant: I fear no man, but that thing (Super peasant), it scares me.

    • @hotpufff123
      @hotpufff123 Před 3 lety +5

      its shitty that super peasant can now kill him :(

    • @FirstNameLastName-fd7ks
      @FirstNameLastName-fd7ks Před 3 lety +4

      wElL aCtUaLlY iF yOu HaVe EnOuGh ThOrS yOu CaN tHeOrEtIcAlLy KiLl ThE dArK pEaSaNt. EnOuGh BeInG oVeR 1000, oBvIoUsLy

    • @hotpufff123
      @hotpufff123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@FirstNameLastName-fd7ks lmfao, truuuuu

    • @oliverraistrick5174
      @oliverraistrick5174 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hotpufff123 Yeah, it honestly ry does suck, I remember back in 2016 and he had that original spike ability, that was epic. I didn't like the orbs though. The whole hands from the void thing is a really neat concept, just needs to be buffed.

    • @hotpufff123
      @hotpufff123 Před 3 lety

      @@oliverraistrick5174 definitelly, if you are gonna bring back the old units, don't change the most recognizable ones

  • @SAN-bi2vm
    @SAN-bi2vm Před 3 lety +4

    "That's acctually what i wanted to do"
    TABS: well that's acctually what everyone suppose to do

  • @bwacky4096
    @bwacky4096 Před 3 lety +16

    Who remembers the spikes that dark peasants would summon that would block ll enemies and took 15 super boxers to kill

  • @colechappy5671
    @colechappy5671 Před 3 lety +36

    Blitz: IS THAT A PHARAOH
    Blitz After It Says Its A Pharaoh: IT IS, a pharaoh...

  • @tacobellcrunchwrapsupreme3079

    Use pirate queens and dead eyes to kill the entire campaign, I’m at the last levels with that strategie

    • @ikillrr
      @ikillrr Před 3 lety +1

      that doesnt make for good content though.

    • @heatherstapleton8312
      @heatherstapleton8312 Před 3 lety

      How the, i spent 3 hrs just on the 6 tank level the resorted to the dlc bugs 2

    • @jamestarlos
      @jamestarlos Před 3 lety

      I used alot of usercontrolled quickdraw, bc they get insane aim assist...
      U can literally snipe enemies from across the battlefield

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya Před 3 lety

      @@heatherstapleton8312 I had to resort to cheesing that level by placing a Scarecrow as high as I could on a mountain and controlling it.

    • @melanoc3tusii205
      @melanoc3tusii205 Před 3 lety

      Noobs. Cheesing is for losers.

  • @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132

    looks like every legacy unit got an upgrade :D
    and some concept units were also added into the game

  • @Mistner
    @Mistner Před 3 lety +11

    When you are 19 minutes late because notifications are off

  • @killfinite
    @killfinite Před 3 lety +2

    TABS IS BACK BOISSSS!!!

  • @perseus_3348
    @perseus_3348 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't played TABS in months I have to play it this week. I have been so excited for the update. Thanks for posting this video blitz.

  • @rlcsbananaman7074
    @rlcsbananaman7074 Před 3 lety +72

    Who remembers when barrel rollers would leave fire after exploding

  • @rorikianumistream1400
    @rorikianumistream1400 Před 3 lety +10

    I was literally playing tabs when he uploaded

  • @brenfps2121
    @brenfps2121 Před 3 lety +1

    Blitz: Is the super boxer the best unit in the entire game!!!
    Dark Peasant: Behold my power!!!

    • @airhorn07
      @airhorn07 Před 3 lety

      Super peasant: お前はも死んでいる

  • @zaide5897
    @zaide5897 Před 3 lety +1

    You could say the dark peasant is very "handy"

  • @Max-fs6fo
    @Max-fs6fo Před 3 lety +12

    Baron: The chariots were the gods of crowd control!
    Blitz: the chariots were the worst units in the game.

  • @DE_AR_EM
    @DE_AR_EM Před 3 lety +4

    Very nostalgia. imagine the laser faction or whatever that in this tabs version i will be ON FIRE!!!

  • @sunnyrayneale
    @sunnyrayneale Před 3 lety +2

    7:25 it was like I was watch dragon ball super 😂

  • @CHEWTHESHOES
    @CHEWTHESHOES Před 3 lety +3

    Blitz: and Gandalf
    My mind:Gandalfpotter

  • @blobblob3253
    @blobblob3253 Před 3 lety +6

    For all those wondering, to beat the level "the war", using a bit of halflings and deadeyes did it for me.
    I'm saying this because trying to beat that level makes you absolutely miserable.

    • @joshpaloneia2573
      @joshpaloneia2573 Před 3 lety

      I used Hawachas, ballistas, and halflings. two hawachas can kill a tank with one volley.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya Před 3 lety

      I cheed it with a user-controlled mountain Scarecrow and Ballistas to delay the Tanks.

    • @blobblob3253
      @blobblob3253 Před 3 lety

      Joshua Bird, was that on the level named the war? Also, how long did it take you to beat? It took me like 30 minutes or more

    • @joshpaloneia2573
      @joshpaloneia2573 Před 3 lety

      @@blobblob3253 It took me around 15 minutes at most to beat war. The trick I used was to tie up the tanks with chaff while the hawachas took them out. It did take a few tries though.

  • @ethanb2478
    @ethanb2478 Před 3 lety +5

    I love the great work you do blitz! Keep it up, I know you can!

  • @tsbg550
    @tsbg550 Před 3 lety +1

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
    I am soooo glad you said that there. 😂

  • @potato_boy1244
    @potato_boy1244 Před 3 lety

    Blitz: I made this a fair fight for the poachers
    Also Blitz: Puts 15 shields, sarissas, a god and two mythical beings

  • @kierancairns8665
    @kierancairns8665 Před 3 lety +4

    Lightning war:
    Zeus vs Thor

    • @thesinofwrath092
      @thesinofwrath092 Před 3 lety +1

      Its Crazy How Zeus is the King Of God's But Can Easily Get One Shotted by A Ice Giant

  • @onell7774
    @onell7774 Před 3 lety +3

    Blitz: Nobody Likes Carl
    Me a Mister Beast viewer: Yes

  • @johncaleb1205
    @johncaleb1205 Před 3 lety +2

    blitz exit on every video is like his mom just called him to have dinner

  • @StarPhoenix05
    @StarPhoenix05 Před 3 lety +1

    It's back!

  • @assasin6204
    @assasin6204 Před 3 lety +15

    Did you know that the dark peasant can grab projectiles and fling them back at you

    • @thesinofwrath092
      @thesinofwrath092 Před 3 lety +1

      he can also deflect Literally All Projectiles that are thrown at him no matter how powerful it is

  • @admiralcookie5712
    @admiralcookie5712 Před 3 lety +3

    It’s crazy to thing that it was over 4 years ago since then

  • @bryansmart360
    @bryansmart360 Před 3 lety +1

    Finally someone didn't forget the pharoah

  • @toshiochi9749
    @toshiochi9749 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol Dark Peasant Is Like
    Gaster Form Undertale xD
    And The Super Peasant Is Super Sayain Goku And The Tank Is a Tank OFC

  • @77remixes47
    @77remixes47 Před 3 lety +38

    This games is so bala- legacy faction: snorts

    • @BossOfAllTrades
      @BossOfAllTrades Před 3 lety

      What

    • @rafayali7283
      @rafayali7283 Před 3 lety +2

      I mean the OP stuff costs 10 mil so you can’t use it in the campaign or anything

  • @bweezy1757
    @bweezy1757 Před 3 lety +4

    didnt even use the tank :(

  • @ryleviktorcadang974
    @ryleviktorcadang974 Před 3 lety +2

    Hey Blitz, Play Complete The Mission, Its made by puffballs, pls, can you play it UwU
    >w

  • @daktotathecolossus7404
    @daktotathecolossus7404 Před 3 lety +1

    Nobody:
    Me: ooh nice bower punch effects

  • @buttfart7123
    @buttfart7123 Před 3 lety +10

    Could you make UEBS come back?

    • @thelvernicebrown5453
      @thelvernicebrown5453 Před 3 lety +1

      UEBS is dead

    • @buttfart7123
      @buttfart7123 Před 3 lety

      @@thelvernicebrown5453 it is, but I still like it.

    • @themarionette4468
      @themarionette4468 Před 3 lety

      Thelvernice Brown I wanna see what happens if he made a custom unit op as possible as a zombie vs chunk Norris I know chunk Norris can’t die but the zombies will make infinite amounts of zombies that are op

    • @glschrauben
      @glschrauben Před 3 lety

      @@themarionette4468 Yeah... You know someone already did that right?

    • @themarionette4468
      @themarionette4468 Před 3 lety

      No

  • @sselesUneeuQ
    @sselesUneeuQ Před 3 lety +7

    Day one of asking Blitz to play Henry Stickmin Collection.

  • @lol-wt3td
    @lol-wt3td Před 3 lety +1

    Me: reads title
    Me: the super peasent will win
    Tabs : your right
    Super peasent: KAMEHAME HAAAAAA (instead of a beam he threw himself)

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x Před 3 lety

    4:39: Yay, the derpy horses and the barrel rollers are back, I missed them.

  • @williamzou8294
    @williamzou8294 Před 3 lety +4

    Blitz: skeleton archer
    *minecraft intensifies*

  • @calebgriffin9170
    @calebgriffin9170 Před 3 lety +5

    Me: Ahaha first seven minutes
    Also me: 3000 views!!!,

  • @juicyballs6724
    @juicyballs6724 Před 3 lety +1

    Blitz!! You derped out and didn’t use the tank!!

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial Před 3 lety +1

    Super peasant vs Dark peasant
    A battle of tradition

  • @oscaro3977
    @oscaro3977 Před 3 lety +3

    I love this game more pls.

  • @immigrantmammoth5162
    @immigrantmammoth5162 Před 3 lety +21

    WHY DOES IT SAY 57 COMMENTS AND THERE IS ONLY ONE

  • @genocidalyoukai7890
    @genocidalyoukai7890 Před 3 lety

    Blitz: Deadeye, raining the shots from above!
    Gunslinger:

  • @retardedtortoise882
    @retardedtortoise882 Před 3 lety

    Blitz: sees pikemen
    Also blitz: wow how did those guys get such huge sticks?

  • @ninamibog
    @ninamibog Před 3 lety +49

    Claim your “Here before 145 comments” ticket while you still can

  • @ebolten3516
    @ebolten3516 Před 3 lety +7

    First

  • @tyletrose5249
    @tyletrose5249 Před 3 lety

    0:52. I wonder if God decided to play a little bit of TABS with Thor last night.

  • @jonathansmithers2763
    @jonathansmithers2763 Před 3 lety +1

    Dark Peasant had OP spikes, but now it grabs and throws opposing projectiles, while also throwing the opposing team.

  • @nihaalsangha9602
    @nihaalsangha9602 Před 3 lety +4

    Forst

  • @russelnicknavarez6213
    @russelnicknavarez6213 Před 3 lety

    Those memories of those who are forgotten are BACK BABYYY!!!..

  • @LongStoryShort1212
    @LongStoryShort1212 Před 3 lety +1

    the dark pesent vs super pesent in game is like a anime fight

  • @Nobi6969
    @Nobi6969 Před 3 lety +1

    Everyone alert Captainsauce, the Church of the wobbly horse is back

  • @komitetgosudarstvennoybezo3210

    10:45 probably one of the best fight scene I've seen in TABS

  • @superbaconx7181
    @superbaconx7181 Před 3 lety +2

    The legacy update is perfect until you realize they for got the chicken man man

  • @jormungandr5563
    @jormungandr5563 Před 3 lety +1

    Plot twist the dark peasants name is Carl , and those hands are baby hands

  • @Thermoscan
    @Thermoscan Před 3 lety +2

    ... Why are there no chicken units. I NEED MY CHICKEN UNITS

  • @nickyboshow1163
    @nickyboshow1163 Před 3 lety +2

    When I discovered this update for myself I legitimately cried tears of joy

  • @zagtso5844
    @zagtso5844 Před 3 lety +1

    Blitz: there’s a peasant hiding in the grave
    Peasant: (lies in the grave)

  • @CHEZZISH
    @CHEZZISH Před 3 lety +2

    Blitz: posts a TABS video
    Me: So you have come back to starting wars have you?

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 Před 3 lety

      It's either that, or holding Kevin hostage until people hit the Like button.

    • @whykai2377
      @whykai2377 Před 3 lety

      ben trimble yep.

  • @nosc0pe
    @nosc0pe Před 3 lety

    Peasant: I like you
    Princess: I like dark people
    Peasant: 6:15

  • @thelordtito7766
    @thelordtito7766 Před 3 lety

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees finally I’ve been wanting to see another one of the TABS video

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 Před 3 lety +1

    i remember when the archers and poachers would shoot their own guys

  • @numbskull9369
    @numbskull9369 Před 3 lety +1

    finally, i was hitting refresh for hours for you to post

  • @musheerhashmi2702
    @musheerhashmi2702 Před 3 lety +1

    Return of the king

  • @graceli8612
    @graceli8612 Před 2 lety +1

    The dark peasant is so cool

  • @hectormonsivais1720
    @hectormonsivais1720 Před 3 lety

    Dark Peasant:Disappears
    TABS,Baron, And Blitz:LEGENDS NEVER DIE
    Dark Peasant:Comes back

  • @foxypvp3144
    @foxypvp3144 Před 3 lety +1

    this is so nostalgic I remember how funny it was now look how far the game has come I remember jack,dantdm,bliz,ssundee, and everyone else but seeing the map again is nice

    • @foxypvp3144
      @foxypvp3144 Před 3 lety +1

      I still miss the old dark peasant;(
      (And I dont mean the one with the orbs i mean the one with spikes)

  • @baranjan6969
    @baranjan6969 Před 3 lety

    6:27
    Momey is going crazy

  • @justinglasser5784
    @justinglasser5784 Před 3 lety +1

    For maximum destruction use 10 cheerleaders with a bomb cannon for a bomb machine gun

  • @colechappy5671
    @colechappy5671 Před 3 lety +1

    This is like the good old days of Blitztopia

  • @titanlord9267
    @titanlord9267 Před 3 lety

    IT'S FINALLY BACK, YES

  • @darksylver8471
    @darksylver8471 Před 3 lety

    7:24 the beginning of an anime fight, litterally

  • @notbaku8477
    @notbaku8477 Před 3 lety +1

    Fear the peasant that speaks in hands

  • @pocharaponkongthong5881
    @pocharaponkongthong5881 Před 3 lety +1

    Blitz tries out the new update then legit found some secrets already

  • @Jojo-qo1lk
    @Jojo-qo1lk Před 3 lety

    Blitz: its been so long,
    Me: instantly thinks of the man behind the slaughter

  • @TheGamingBear22
    @TheGamingBear22 Před 3 lety +1

    Being a huge dragon ball z fan
    7:25 is actually just goku vs jiren

  • @filipthunell8631
    @filipthunell8631 Před 3 lety +1

    the dark peasant has returned to reclaim his title
    then the super peasant stole it from him

  • @realguy6773
    @realguy6773 Před 3 lety +1

    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Finally

  • @ron5384
    @ron5384 Před 3 lety

    The fight between the dark peasant and the super peasant is awesome

  • @assasin6204
    @assasin6204 Před 3 lety +1

    The hands on the dark peasant used to be orbs