Casually Explained: First Date Mistakes

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  • @UtkarshKaushik
    @UtkarshKaushik Před 2 lety +21235

    “Don't play hard to get, if you're already hard to want.”

  • @Nosikas
    @Nosikas Před 2 lety +8068

    “She asks you on a date, is she into you?”
    Still can’t tell

    • @silverhetch3383
      @silverhetch3383 Před 2 lety +326

      she's just being nice man

    • @pedrohdalla
      @pedrohdalla Před 2 lety +171

      if you have doubts about it, it means she wasn't clear about her intentions, so just assume that is a NO
      You'll thank me later for the absurd amount of embarrassment and time saved

    • @dylantellez2496
      @dylantellez2496 Před 2 lety +6

      prob no

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution Před 2 lety +69

      @@silverhetch3383 yeah I would say no, unless it's about building the lego city then yes it is into you

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 Před 2 lety

      True

  • @joshuabrannon4191
    @joshuabrannon4191 Před 2 lety +7051

    “You have a nice face on your head.”
    Holy sh*t, I’m stealing this.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify Před 2 lety +245

      It's not as good as, "Please be nice to me, I've had a rough week. You see, my wife just died and left me $3 million."

    • @jakubslavik5595
      @jakubslavik5595 Před 2 lety +115

      Me trying to say this line: You have a nice face on your face...

    • @Mamonar
      @Mamonar Před 2 lety +78

      Mount & Blade players: "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"

    • @longebane
      @longebane Před 2 lety +36

      This is one of those things that sound vaguely interesting when you read it, and falls totally flat in real life

    • @jayer.
      @jayer. Před 2 lety +12

      Thanks, I got it from my parents

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve Před 2 lety +5185

    “If you’re neither, like honestly, cheers”
    I’ll drink to that

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před 2 lety +15480

    can't make a mistake if you never go on a date

    • @Iby_
      @Iby_ Před 2 lety +487

      Username checks out

    • @jd43
      @jd43 Před 2 lety +56

      why are you everywhere i go on yt ive seen you like 3 times today lol

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin Před 2 lety +70

      I follow this philosophy

    • @VeloAufNull
      @VeloAufNull Před 2 lety +14

      Bruh I feel that

    • @Respectable_Username
      @Respectable_Username Před 2 lety +6

      How are you in _every_ comments section?!

  • @Virsu
    @Virsu Před 2 lety +16581

    The actual joke is thinking casually explained viewers go on dates

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 Před 2 lety +51

      Monster facts

    • @chrollo0427
      @chrollo0427 Před 2 lety +273

      yea we are all married

    • @late8641
      @late8641 Před 2 lety +318

      @be happy Please keep your personal delusions to yourself, thanks.

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html......

    • @Exist64
      @Exist64 Před 2 lety +7

      I have been on at least two this year!

  • @strenngth2024
    @strenngth2024 Před 2 lety +2252

    “Allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess” Has got to be the best quote ever

    • @KatsaWazowski
      @KatsaWazowski Před 2 lety +45

      Basically exactly what happened in The Queen's Gambit.

    • @tuipaopao
      @tuipaopao Před 2 lety +24

      r/anarchychess moment

    • @tonyh1345
      @tonyh1345 Před 2 lety +6

      I’d destroy my ex at bullet chess, this quote hits home for me

    • @moorerecords1022
      @moorerecords1022 Před rokem +1

      Anyone down for a game? Lol

    • @edefedd3121
      @edefedd3121 Před 4 měsíci

      @@moorerecords1022yes

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +6332

    "There are a lot of questions I found on Reddit for people who've never gone on a date before"
    I mean you found the questions on *Reddit*

    • @pinkocean310
      @pinkocean310 Před 2 lety +76

      Honestly those subreddits are like userbenchmark, just jokes

    • @straizobrando8334
      @straizobrando8334 Před 2 lety +124

      you should already know that if you are a Redditor AND a Discord Mod girls will fall in love with you in no time!

    • @joseph2ne
      @joseph2ne Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo Před 2 lety +57

      I've had two successful Reddit dates in the past month, somehow...Weird thing. One of them turned out to be a satanist, though.

    • @blim1370
      @blim1370 Před 2 lety +13

      lmao yeah u talking while u commenting 24/7. sounds like you get loads of girls kid

  • @jared305
    @jared305 Před 2 lety +15267

    Casually Explained is like an uncle that lives out of state: You barely ever see him, he turns up at random times, and he only stays for a few minutes.

  • @pat9353
    @pat9353 Před 2 lety +9122

    When your Canadian but still pretend the drinking age is 21 to appeal to American audiences:

    • @uriargaman7241
      @uriargaman7241 Před 2 lety +35

      Doesn't he live in the US?

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 Před 2 lety +330

      @@uriargaman7241 nope

    • @itsnachikethahere
      @itsnachikethahere Před 2 lety +135

      @@uriargaman7241 he's Canadian, I'm pretty sure.

    • @meesvandewalle6463
      @meesvandewalle6463 Před 2 lety +411

      @@itsnachikethahere He's from Australia but living in Canada

    • @remains10
      @remains10 Před 2 lety +118

      I mean there is a high chance most of his audience is American just by the population standpoint…

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 2 lety +2298

    "Hit her with your pyramid scheme" That's brilliant

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 2 lety +11

      I lived that to

    • @HuuSeeMore
      @HuuSeeMore Před rokem +1

      What does it mean in this context ?

    • @Deadgus21
      @Deadgus21 Před rokem +5

      Its like, yeah i am trading stocks by myself. If you want you can give me some funds. (Buys cr@ck)

    • @randomslav4721
      @randomslav4721 Před 7 měsíci

      oh so the tax evasion is not a valid topic? damn man

    • @lifdrazor
      @lifdrazor Před 6 měsíci

      Amway? Lol

  • @electrikal_shok588
    @electrikal_shok588 Před 2 lety +2964

    My brain: "Say you have beautiful hair and eyes"
    Me: You have beautiful hairy eyes

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest Před 2 lety +12647

    (Date is a success)
    "Are these roofies?"
    "They weren't meant for you, they were meant for me if this date sucked... Okay now when I say it out loud..."

    • @marten3675
      @marten3675 Před 2 lety +204

      LOL

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +71

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet CZcamsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear gw

    • @bakkup974
      @bakkup974 Před 2 lety +26

      burh

    • @Mo-fh3ob
      @Mo-fh3ob Před 2 lety +12

      Well thanks for ruining the jokes

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 Před 2 lety +9

      @@AxxLAfriku OMG DADDY AxxL 😍😍

  • @johnnywaffles2482
    @johnnywaffles2482 Před 2 lety +7209

    Him: “that’s a nice face on your head”
    Her: *blushes*

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 Před 2 lety +444

      "thanks, i picked a particularly pretty skin this time"

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 Před 2 lety +88

      Him: ewww! Why is it changing? Go back, go back!

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/video.html

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp Před 2 lety +30

      Zap Brannigan: Helllooooo from the neck down
      Female fry: *giggles flirtatiously*

    • @PearlPredator
      @PearlPredator Před 2 lety +27

      @@samhansen9771 as a Martian I am quite offended by your comment and will now cancel your life subscription. Please wait a moment...

  • @wenm6735
    @wenm6735 Před 2 lety +1761

    Unironically, the “being vague about the fact that this is a date” hits close to home. Ouch.

    • @tobortwo3697
      @tobortwo3697 Před 2 lety +24

      Unfortunately same

    • @BrEAcHxROWDY
      @BrEAcHxROWDY Před 2 lety +20

      Happens to the best of us

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster Před 2 lety +35

      Yeah... I'm enlightened now.
      And I wondered why I was such a failure with girls
      Well, that's far from being the only thing I did wrong, but still

    • @stzu07rel
      @stzu07rel Před 2 lety +9

      The real question was how large was the bill and did you still pick it up because you were too embarrassed to think properly and go Dutch, like I did 😎😬

    • @andreei2556
      @andreei2556 Před 2 lety

      Guess what, same :/

  • @kappalucky
    @kappalucky Před 2 lety +441

    "The question isn't whether you had sex, it's whether you held hands"...That speaks volumes for something so minute

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 Před 2 lety +2

      True XD

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s also strange because holding hands feels like nothing if your don’t feel an emotional connection. Sex is far more biological

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 Před rokem +1

      Can someone explain

    • @jclyntoledo
      @jclyntoledo Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@TheHellogs4444Yeah but sex can mean a lot of things to ppl qnd not just sexual intercourse. Also desperate thirsty ppl hookup all the time so it doesn't actually mean you're dating or that they even like you. Whereas if someone holds your hand in public they probably like you and want to see you again.

    • @sinistarz0253
      @sinistarz0253 Před 4 měsíci

      People nowadays just have sex for pleasure or with any stranger to suppress their desires. The actual meaning behind the act is really rare to experience and find nowadays.

  • @winnablepeach135
    @winnablepeach135 Před 2 lety +1895

    I'm convinced he only uploads when he needs some quick cash

  • @tommasomaruffi1306
    @tommasomaruffi1306 Před 2 lety +856

    _"We're hitting relatability levels that shouldn't be possible"_

  • @jamesslade2123
    @jamesslade2123 Před 2 lety +222

    she asks you on a date, everything goes well
    you keep seeing each other for a while and get together
    you ask her to marry you, and she accepts
    you get married, the wedding is great
    you have a long happy marriage
    on your deathbed you wonder:
    "Was she into me?"
    "Can't tell, could be just Canadian."

  • @jeromegaces6184
    @jeromegaces6184 Před 2 lety +1542

    Casually Explained: "A lot of guys think that girls are attracted to men that have a lot of money. this is false"
    Me: "Oh okay so it doesnt matter if im poo-"
    Casually Explained: "Girls like cool men...with a lot of money"

    • @_eurocat_
      @_eurocat_ Před 2 lety +52

      if you don't have money print some

    • @_eurocat_
      @_eurocat_ Před 2 lety +123

      @@youtubeandtwitchclips Then it's not a girl, it's an agent sent by the Federal Reserve

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před 2 lety +13

      i like cool guys with a lot of monopoly money UwU

    • @nbaquandale2
      @nbaquandale2 Před 2 lety +8

      @@2-d_in_a_bag "UwU" pfft cringe

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před 2 lety +7

      @@nbaquandale2 there's nothing wrong with that though

  • @jakobb.6868
    @jakobb.6868 Před 2 lety +6946

    I like how you can break most of his advices down to: "Go drink more."

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html....

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 Před 2 lety +90

      It’s happening more and more with time. He’s growing wiser.

    • @surwo7990
      @surwo7990 Před 2 lety +9

      @@themk4982 now yuo see…..

    • @favio6705
      @favio6705 Před 2 lety +3

      That's how it be

    • @ktgame2640
      @ktgame2640 Před 2 lety +1

      Advices*

  • @TacTixHD
    @TacTixHD Před 2 lety +6946

    Twitch line was gold

    • @jayson7136
      @jayson7136 Před 2 lety +10

      Whoa tactix in the casually explained comments section

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před 2 lety +12

      Twitch featured that line on their private channel:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

    • @vspshadowgamer4127
      @vspshadowgamer4127 Před 2 lety +9

      everything was gold this mans a legend

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/video.html

    • @dannynichols4488
      @dannynichols4488 Před 2 lety +5

      It's not what he said, it's how he said it.

  • @stalker5299
    @stalker5299 Před 2 lety +463

    "where should i go if i'm not 21"
    laughs in european alcoholic at 16

    • @derfzgrld
      @derfzgrld Před 2 lety +23

      That depends on where you live.
      In some places its far earlier.

    • @Gabifuertes
      @Gabifuertes Před 2 lety +30

      laughs in illegal drinking

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 Před 2 lety

      Ye, you can drink at 16 in the UK.

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před 2 lety +3

      *laughs in baby alcoholic*

    • @saulidrobo5132
      @saulidrobo5132 Před 2 lety +14

      Laughts in getting alcohol in Latin America because the seller couldn't care less about age

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 Před 2 lety +115

    I hate "first dates" I'd like to skip to the 32nd date when we're pretty comfortable with each other already.

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag Před 2 lety +9

      dating someone you were initially friends with would be ideal ^^

    • @rspy24
      @rspy24 Před 2 lety +1

      lately i dont give a f*ck anymore and i go to first dates and talk to the girl like she is my GF for months already.. I'm 100% honest and confortable with her. yep, It doesnt necessarily work all the time haha They do like the "cool and comfortable" guy side, what the don't like is the "honesty", and no, i'm not rude or anything, im just not hiding anything, 100% open, and i think they are afraid of that hahaha

    • @BL-xz3ym
      @BL-xz3ym Před 2 lety +20

      @@rspy24 If girls are getting afraid of you because you’re being too open maybe you should reign it in a little bit and realize that there’s such a thing as oversharing with somebody you just met? Honesty is great and there’s very few things you can’t talk about but maybe if you’re making multiple people uncomfortable you should evaluate why and how to fix that rather than just brushing it off? Some heavier topics are just things you don’t really talk about on a lighthearted, fun first date where you’re supposed to be enjoying your time not being sad.

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries Před 2 lety +1

      First dates really are the worst

    • @cond.oriano3264
      @cond.oriano3264 Před rokem

      @@happyfacefries well imo they’re ok, it’s worse when you have the 13th date and she’s suddenly like „I don’t think this is working“ lol

  • @joshuapotter6778
    @joshuapotter6778 Před 2 lety +488

    HE SHOWED MORE EMOTION HES EVOLVING

  • @-.TS.-
    @-.TS.- Před 2 lety +1039

    This is where I get all of my sound dating advice. I am still single after following this channel for over 5 years, but making great progress.

    • @JoshuaMarcWilliams
      @JoshuaMarcWilliams Před 2 lety +62

      I'm pretty sure the best bet is to just keep your wits about you, and continue to look for signs.

    • @Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      @Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Před 2 lety +40

      You shure she isn't just Canadian and being polite?

    • @astridediva
      @astridediva Před rokem

      😂😂😂

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 Před rokem

      Reducir lo posible that i can&9 do the thing that you said to me on the day that yester

  • @marredcheese
    @marredcheese Před 2 lety +713

    "What's your idea of a perfect date?"
    "YYYY-MM-DD"

    • @Oscar1618033
      @Oscar1618033 Před 2 lety +15

      This needs to be the n1 comment.

    • @aarushimalik5244
      @aarushimalik5244 Před 2 lety +168

      Nah man DD-MM-YYYY is the only way

    • @thamadflava
      @thamadflava Před 2 lety +54

      I'd say DD-MMM-YYYY

    • @aarushimalik5244
      @aarushimalik5244 Před 2 lety +36

      @@thamadflava what kinda month has 3 digits

    • @thamadflava
      @thamadflava Před 2 lety +36

      @@aarushimalik5244 try it in MS Excel; it'll display dates as e.g. 02-Jul-2021.

  • @sboom6841
    @sboom6841 Před 2 lety +69

    "allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her in bullet chess"
    I see, a man of culture!😂

  • @shawneeg214
    @shawneeg214 Před 2 lety +670

    Looks like someone’s paying for the date this week!

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 Před 2 lety +27

      He got that expressvpn money

    • @lc7761
      @lc7761 Před 2 lety +3

      To do that he needs to secure another first date 😉

    • @gaelmarquez4635
      @gaelmarquez4635 Před 2 lety

      If someone had a date…

    • @mostwantedinAlbania
      @mostwantedinAlbania Před 2 lety

      @@gaelmarquez4635 tbh with that humor I am surprised how he doesn't get all the hoes

  • @gregbagel791
    @gregbagel791 Před 2 lety +3202

    Actual facts: tell her it's a date. I cant tell you how much when I explicitly mention it's a date girls have told me how happy they were I was upfront about it.

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 Před 2 lety +349

      i tried that once but all i got from her was an "ew"

    • @BrEAcHxROWDY
      @BrEAcHxROWDY Před 2 lety +639

      @@lukasmuller1274 not everyone will like you and no matter how hard you try you wont always be able to change that.

    • @MrKiall1982
      @MrKiall1982 Před 2 lety +162

      Yeah, I think once you get past 25 the entire concept of, 'hey, we're just two people of the opposite sex meeting up for the first time to have drinks' pretty much dies a death. It's been a long time since I dated, but since my mid-20's, maybe even younger, there's never been any need for clarification.

    • @gregbagel791
      @gregbagel791 Před 2 lety +15

      @@MrKiall1982 Im 22

    • @spiritlevelstudios
      @spiritlevelstudios Před 2 lety +115

      "Date" is just a code word for girls getting free attention and validation from boys while wasting their time and money.

  • @DarkDemon259
    @DarkDemon259 Před 2 lety +771

    "You've been married for 20 years, you have 3 kids together, a family dog named Butterscotch and you're expecting your first grandchild in 3 months"
    "Is she into you?"
    Well, you can't ever be too sure. Maybe she lost a dare where she had to marry some unattractive guy for 20 years and is planning to hit you with divorce papers on your anniversary after she has sex with your best friend since high-school. I'd say feel it out a bit more and look for some more obvious signs.

  • @julianbenabides5974
    @julianbenabides5974 Před 2 lety +26

    1:50 is so on point that I literally lol'd.
    In 2021, holding hands does feel way more emotionally meaningful than having sex.

  • @dogsact
    @dogsact Před 2 lety +679

    "Hit her with your pyramid scheme", perfect lol

    • @taralamlam1825
      @taralamlam1825 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html.

    • @Andresmente
      @Andresmente Před 2 lety +14

      "So i'm into this new business, totally legit, where you sell uhmm... something. But the real deal is just having to bring people in, so we all win. Just have to invest all your savings 😎"

    • @voided_sun
      @voided_sun Před 2 lety +3

      @@Andresmente "They sell this super high quality X, but its kinda expensive, but if you use my referral code..."

  • @Will-oj3un
    @Will-oj3un Před 2 lety +914

    >First dating mistakes
    Learn your demographic man. We don’t go on dates.

    • @tjbarke6086
      @tjbarke6086 Před 2 lety +52

      Yeah, but sometimes we're "aspirational".

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 2 lety +29

      Casually Explained is speculative fiction.

    • @LegoEddy
      @LegoEddy Před 2 lety +13

      When I open my analytics page it literally says 99% male viewers, so yeah... Time to become gay I suppose.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni Před 2 lety +10

      We're here to accumulate knowledge, not use it. He's fine.

    • @NicolasMendoula
      @NicolasMendoula Před 2 lety +1

      @@LegoEddy hey, gays can be picky too, you know.

  • @johnmyster
    @johnmyster Před 2 lety +49

    I love the mix of comedy and actually useful information. The "storyline" idea is really good and not something Ive heard before

  • @c_42
    @c_42 Před rokem +115

    I went on my first date and I still can't believe it! Nothing happened between us, thought: no kisses or holding hands, because I'm socially awkward af. But she texted me saying she wants to keep going out, so... hooray! There might be hope even for the most pathetic and awkward ones between us, boys! (that's me, I'm most pathetic an awkward one)

    • @c_42
      @c_42 Před rokem +51

      Update: she talked to me for a few days and then suddenly ghosted me. I feel horrible. Maybe there is not a lot of hope after all. :'(

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Před rokem +45

      @@c_42 Stay strong, king! Take the experience and keep your head up.
      o7

    • @c_42
      @c_42 Před rokem +19

      @@dwarow2508 thank you, friend. It's hard but I'll try my best. :)

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Před rokem +10

      @@c_42 You got this, dw.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před rokem +5

      Hang in there, man 🤗

  • @KindaRandomDude
    @KindaRandomDude Před 2 lety +569

    When the world needed him most, he returned.

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 Před 2 lety +4

      When the world needed this form of comments the least, they won't stop showing up everywhere.

    • @shoberino3898
      @shoberino3898 Před 2 lety +2

      how did i know this would be the first thing i see in the comments...

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 Před 2 lety

      @@shoberino3898 because creativity is dead and the internet killed it

    • @Mgames_xd
      @Mgames_xd Před 2 lety

      ​@re mi Some say Sam O' Nella is still plowing through his storyline to his first date

  • @sonam9881
    @sonam9881 Před 2 lety +394

    "Now I'm not expert on dating, so you can trust I know what I'm talking about" is such an underrated line I swear

  • @ObitoSigma
    @ObitoSigma Před 2 lety +282

    I actually find getting a first date pretty easy. Here are my steps.
    1) Move to a medium or large city and swipe right on everyone.
    2) For the few matches you get, message with a compliment of their photo or bio that is not about how attractive they are.
    3) Then immediately message a place and time for a first date. If they can't make it, they'll at least be willing to help reschedule to a time they're more available. If you try sparking a conversation, most people see that as a turn-off. And even if you do spark a conversation, you need to end it with a date scheduled or else they'll also lose interest.
    4) I haven't gotten this far yet sorry.

    • @altrag
      @altrag Před 2 lety +56

      > 2) For the few matches you get,
      You must have missed a few steps.

    • @phantomlordmxvi
      @phantomlordmxvi Před 2 lety +4

      @@altrag
      You have to follow the rules

    • @altrag
      @altrag Před 2 lety +8

      @@phantomlordmxvi #1 complete. #2 instructions not clear.

    • @phantomlordmxvi
      @phantomlordmxvi Před 2 lety +7

      @@altrag not the rules above. THE rules

    • @DreamCatcher201
      @DreamCatcher201 Před 2 lety +49

      3.) is too fast. You have to talk to the other person a bit, at least exchange some texts… it’s not IMMEDIATELY TIME AND PLACE, that’s creepy as hell.

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie Před 8 měsíci +9

    Dear men... "hey yeah I like eat food n stuff so you wanna like eat food together sometime" is not how to ask a woman to dinner

  • @callummcmullan5970
    @callummcmullan5970 Před 2 lety +151

    "Getting a date in this day and age is pretty straight forward"
    Confusion intensify's

  • @AttackingTucans
    @AttackingTucans Před 2 lety +1503

    funniest channel on youtube

    • @itay6699
      @itay6699 Před 2 lety +9

      How do i verified channel not have 10 trillion likes on a comment, IMPOSSIBLE.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 2 lety +7

      Your profile picture really has that 2010 Disney channel vibe

    • @shxhebx2039
      @shxhebx2039 Před 2 lety +2

      How skyward sword going

    • @theyoi447
      @theyoi447 Před 2 lety

      And one of the worst upload schedules on CZcams

    • @deleted_handle
      @deleted_handle Před 2 lety

      What about in youtube?

  • @kushalchanti1161
    @kushalchanti1161 Před 2 lety +5

    BROOOO this actually has some real advice!! Every video I have seen only tells me talk about interesting things, yours is the first to actually categorically say what a person not good at talking should do!! thanks man.

  • @majimoo
    @majimoo Před 2 lety +54

    All this time I could have prevented my night time cringe sessions with just a pill?

  • @passwordispassword1585
    @passwordispassword1585 Před 2 lety +235

    That roofie part was the most slides I’ve seen you go through in 5 seconds ever. It almost made the fact this took 3 months worth it.

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html......

    • @gameparade4527
      @gameparade4527 Před 2 lety

      @@taralamalam1321 why

    • @selenophile5256
      @selenophile5256 Před rokem

      Weird thing is getting roofied would actually be something that girls expect and are careful against at first dates and not wearing rohyphrnol detecting nailpolish is seen as "mistake"

  • @TheVanillaQueen
    @TheVanillaQueen Před 2 lety +81

    "If you're more charismatic get into more social circles"
    Is this the next casually explained

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK Před 2 lety +60

    Honestly, Twitch has gotten weirder than any porn site at this point.

  • @happygolucky9004
    @happygolucky9004 Před rokem +24

    The advice for going on a hike is great if you know the person you are going out with. Otherwise if it's someone from an app I would wait a few dates before suggesting it. As a woman, having someone I've never met in person ask me to go out with them alone in the woods is 😳

    • @katattack907
      @katattack907 Před rokem +1

      Agreed-I love hiking but I'm not going to go into the woods alone with someone unless I already know them!

  • @jacksontrust6035
    @jacksontrust6035 Před 2 lety +451

    "allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess"
    Hits way too close...
    Good thing my girl refuses to play chess with me so I'm forced to do other things.

    • @lucar6897
      @lucar6897 Před 2 lety +9

      Like play go?

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 Před 2 lety +23

      Like compliment women on their beautiful eyes on the hub?

    • @theredwisper6484
      @theredwisper6484 Před 2 lety +7

      i feel you hahah tho I recently descovered she's unbeatable at checkers

    • @jacksontrust6035
      @jacksontrust6035 Před 2 lety +4

      @@theredwisper6484 yeah same, i'm lost there

    • @CasperA
      @CasperA Před 2 lety +14

      That line really got me. Destroying people at bullet chess is an endlessly enjoyable pastime

  • @Chrischi4598
    @Chrischi4598 Před 2 lety +402

    When do we get a Casually Explained Onlyfans

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 Před 2 lety +30

      I mean, he and all the characters basically walk around naked anyway… I’ve seen him put clothes on the character’s bodies before, so it’s not like you can absolutely be sure that the stick figures are wearing clothes…

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach Před 2 lety +3

      OnlyFans works like this:
      here is a man who is alone or has a gf but he is not satysfied.
      He feels he is important if an OF girl adresses message to him.
      He pays more money to make himself better and of course he is excited to watch more expensive videos.
      Onlyfans is like mystery boxes where you can find fake love
      ..and women can become rich just like that

  • @sawneedles
    @sawneedles Před 2 lety +19

    Holy shit, he's such a good instructor. The steps worked like a chram! To think all this time i could have been watching south park with my vpn

  • @manya6058
    @manya6058 Před 2 lety +17

    This is the most expressive casually explained has even been

  • @TrueMedallion
    @TrueMedallion Před 2 lety +1311

    "It was the perfect date ever!"
    -said no CZcams viewer ever

  • @Arnoldismouldy
    @Arnoldismouldy Před 2 lety +509

    When will u make a “complicatedly explained” channel

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před 2 lety +29

      Did you mean "Stressfully Explained"?

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu Před 2 lety +3

      Ranked explained

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 Před 2 lety +9

      Competitively explained

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty Před 2 lety

      A competitive explanation channel would be fun. Get guests who try to give the best explanation of some topic.

    • @dotty7789
      @dotty7789 Před 2 lety

      Convoluted solutions, complex methods, or maybe hardly explained

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending Před 2 lety +17

    0:05 I'm just doing this to say hi to the people trying the timed beta

  • @marekberan3274
    @marekberan3274 Před 2 lety +5

    This is actually helping
    Travel stories > hobbies > movies and music > hit her with your pyramid scheme

  • @mixhalzx
    @mixhalzx Před 2 lety +228

    "Our date with each other today has been sponsored by NordVPN"
    He just had a date with all of us

    • @TheNicog1
      @TheNicog1 Před 2 lety +1

      What's with the ad pushing so many illegal activities.

    • @ingratus8160
      @ingratus8160 Před 2 lety

      I think it was ExpressVPN, but you probably watched the video from Incognito Mode too.
      Edit: Nvmnd. You posted this 2 days ago and Incognito Mode was yesterday. ups

    • @Larss86
      @Larss86 Před 2 lety +8

      Damn, this man just went on a date with a million viewers without us even knowing. We’re getting dating advice from the right person

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer Před 2 lety +545

    "Get into social circles"
    Lockdown: No, you stay home. For a year. Or two.

    • @wayneamelie278
      @wayneamelie278 Před 2 lety +27

      This might just age badly. 4 years, take it or leave it.

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/video.html

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 Před 2 lety +11

      @@wayneamelie278 "Best I can do is 6 years"

    • @The_Engie
      @The_Engie Před 2 lety +8

      Move to a better state

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer Před 2 lety +4

      @@The_Engie I'm not American

  • @s4dg
    @s4dg Před 2 lety +20

    "holding a foot Chinook Salmon" I have caught 1 (ONE) chinook, and it was about 18 inches, and that is considered fairly small for a king salmon, and this was on lake michigan where salmon are quite a bit smaller than pacific salmon.

    • @warrensteel9954
      @warrensteel9954 Před 2 lety +1

      I hear posting a picture of the plate of cooked salmon is more effective.

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg Před 2 lety

      @@warrensteel9954 agree, especially if you’re a good cook or know someone that will cook it for you. If it’s a trophy fish I would say then you could post it uncooked

  • @woodsavenue
    @woodsavenue Před 2 lety +5

    "uh, no - hey, idk what you thought this was and i probably didn't communicate this properly but like - im down to experiment dude"
    it has almost reached that point in my life, i shit you not..

  • @asaspades.
    @asaspades. Před 2 lety +141

    "she says she's into you"
    is she into you?
    can't tell ngl

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui Před 2 lety +4

      @be happy Sending a good message gets completely negated when you use other people to freely advertise that message online

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 Před 2 lety

      @@Idk-do1ui what was that link about?

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +1

      Because no one ever lies whenever they pretend to be into you

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui Před 2 lety +2

      @@janbernad4729 Some kind of religious message. Or maybe not. I’m not 100% sure what it is.

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Idk-do1ui holy shit, theyre spamming it through the whole comment section

  • @DiiceForeveroO
    @DiiceForeveroO Před 2 lety +231

    At what point in the first date should I pull out my yu-gi-oh cards?

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html......

    • @Mewcaloid
      @Mewcaloid Před 2 lety +20

      Immediately because I’d be curious to see

    • @greyazazel5810
      @greyazazel5810 Před 2 lety +36

      Before you even sit down, you hand them to her and it will weigh her down so much she can't leave.

    • @gabedarrett1301
      @gabedarrett1301 Před 2 lety +20

      More importantly, when do I whip out my beyblades?

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Před 2 lety +5

      They should be in your profile pic, if using an app

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Před 8 měsíci

    3:55
    This is genuinely good advice.
    Bro, your inflections and humor are killing me. This is your best video yet.

  • @n3mulko131
    @n3mulko131 Před 2 lety +2

    i hope there will be more podcasts on jamie's channel
    really love that kind of humor and interesting talk

  • @capnmilkman
    @capnmilkman Před 2 lety +94

    My god, he's returned.

  • @ETBrooD
    @ETBrooD Před 2 lety +110

    It's easy to get a date, just tell her about all the dates you've had lately... which is of course none in the past ten years, and boom! She'll date you out of sheer pity. Congratulations!
    Source: trust me bro

  • @ShanerTheGrey
    @ShanerTheGrey Před 2 lety +111

    You can hear this guy growing up over the years. His voice is almost manly now.

  • @peter.g6
    @peter.g6 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Instructions unclear. I went on a first date and talked about VPNs.

  • @Floridablaze97
    @Floridablaze97 Před 2 lety +407

    For men: "The richer you are, the uglier you can afford to be."

    • @hetrix7897
      @hetrix7897 Před 2 lety +44

      Dear person,
      Never gonna give you up,
      Never gonna let you down,
      Never gonna run around and desert you,
      Never gonna make you cry,
      Never gonna say goodbye,
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    • @ClassicDannyboy
      @ClassicDannyboy Před 2 lety +20

      @@hetrix7897 this hurt me. you let me down dude

    • @hetrix7897
      @hetrix7897 Před 2 lety +19

      @@ClassicDannyboy sorry but
      NEVER GONNA GOVE YOU UP
      NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
      NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ClassicDannyboy just know he’s not a stranger to love

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 Před 2 lety

      I feel like this applies to everyone

  • @melissylum4106
    @melissylum4106 Před 2 lety +138

    If more people would just roofie themselves to get out of spiraling...

  • @elianamcintosh3646
    @elianamcintosh3646 Před 2 lety

    Why does this feel like the most genuine video of his I've seen yet

  • @Moffics
    @Moffics Před 2 lety +4

    Never actually expected this to have some legitimately good advice

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer Před 2 lety +11

    0:54 Oh the fish was the problem, I'm taking notes.

    • @taralamlam1825
      @taralamlam1825 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html......

  • @MosesBlackJesus
    @MosesBlackJesus Před 2 lety +130

    A gorl and I went to an intimate nighttime jazz show in a romantically lit cafe. After connecting a bit and much sexual tension, she asked "do you wanna get outta here?"
    I said yes and proceeded to take her home. We got to her place and I said bye and waited confusedly as it took her forever to get out of my car. She just kept talking to me as if she wanted me to go into her house with her. And she looked at me with those innuendo eyes while slowly putting on lip balm.
    After touching me a bunch of times on my inner thigh and telling me about her wet hot tea and tasty snacks she had for us inside, she finally got out of my car and I was so relieved because I honestly couldn't tell if she was into me.

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/video.html.....

    • @ApiolJoe
      @ApiolJoe Před 2 lety +17

      This sh*t is fkn gold!

    • @roydavid5761
      @roydavid5761 Před rokem +1

      But, did you hit her with your pyramid scheme?

    • @massacrematt4613
      @massacrematt4613 Před 11 měsíci +10

      She probably just scared of being home alone, can’t be too sure I would wait for a better opportunity

    • @cknuckles7_9
      @cknuckles7_9 Před 9 měsíci

      Dude shes not sorry mate. Just was baiting ya

  • @adrianolmedos
    @adrianolmedos Před 2 lety

    You're a genius! Your videos always leave me wanting more. This is one of the funniest channels that I know. Keep it up! :D

  • @zooouf_isa_potato5105
    @zooouf_isa_potato5105 Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Okay, now here’s Wonderwall” the magic worlds

  • @lukahnapeirogon8197
    @lukahnapeirogon8197 Před 2 lety +35

    "Hit her with your Pyramid Scheme"
    I cant breathe 🤣

  • @redwolf9455
    @redwolf9455 Před 2 lety +20

    1:21 as someone looks at r/AskReddit sometimes, I can confirm reddit is the ultimate repository for virgin questions

  • @kristiyangerasimov6708
    @kristiyangerasimov6708 Před 2 lety +1

    as always that's some amazing advice mixed with dad jokes. Best shorts channel on youtube!!

  • @owennielsen9792
    @owennielsen9792 Před rokem +1

    Love your kind of humor bro you’re hilarious

  • @rookless4121
    @rookless4121 Před 2 lety +103

    MY DUDE IS BACK!!! Let's go bro!

  • @TheRandomSpectator
    @TheRandomSpectator Před 2 lety +10

    3:08 lmao I love the extra low effort extras

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy Před 2 lety

    That storyline advice is genuinely useful.

  • @EQUILER
    @EQUILER Před 2 lety

    thats why i like to spend my time on your videos, you actually have talent on being funny

  • @SpeedbeetleV2
    @SpeedbeetleV2 Před 2 lety +39

    This guy makes videos three times a year and I still click on them as soon as they come out

  • @ethanh6370
    @ethanh6370 Před 2 lety +10

    1:55 The most truthful part of the whole video.

  • @marvindias1377
    @marvindias1377 Před rokem

    first video im seeing, new to your channel but holy shit this is INSTANT SUBSCRIBE bro wtf. Absolutely gold content. great stuff man!

  • @aaradhyadixit4322
    @aaradhyadixit4322 Před 2 lety +3

    "Hit her with your pyrami scheme".. lmao... wtf... are you the funniest guy on earth :P

  • @mattiagaggiato5937
    @mattiagaggiato5937 Před 2 lety +223

    First mistake: convincing yourself that you have a chance with her

    • @JackRabbit1612
      @JackRabbit1612 Před 2 lety +11

      that’s the first and most important step towards success

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JackRabbit1612 convincing yourself or not convincing yourself?

    • @ondrejnemec5756
      @ondrejnemec5756 Před 2 lety +7

      @@janbernad4729 you have to believe in yourself first ;) then you can believe in others

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ondrejnemec5756 I dont want to believe to others. Other people are scary

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 Před 2 lety

      dude, you gotta have confidence lol

  • @ramez2207
    @ramez2207 Před 2 lety +22

    "I'm no expert at dating, and that's why you can trust my word on it"

  • @arkheavyindutries
    @arkheavyindutries Před 2 lety

    I discovered your channel two days ago. I just watched all your video and I liked them a lot. Please, more :)

  • @wayVier
    @wayVier Před 2 lety

    1:44 had me pausing, laughing out loud, then checking how many youtube videos you made recently :DDD

  • @teebin1727
    @teebin1727 Před 2 lety +59

    Me: *already in a year long relationship*
    Also me: interesting...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +97

    So.. this isn't about fruit preparation, then.

  • @vegan.3176
    @vegan.3176 Před 2 lety +1

    Just noticed how you made the people in the background at 3:10 a bit blurry in comparison. Love the detail!

  • @veterankid179
    @veterankid179 Před 2 lety

    Damn bro haven't seen you post in a minute. Welcome back 🙏🏽👏🏾

  • @ArmedTaco
    @ArmedTaco Před 2 lety +30

    "Our date together today"
    Oh man.... I dunno what you thought this was

  • @dotty7789
    @dotty7789 Před 2 lety +66

    Lol as a female who has gone on many dates, I always split the bill the first date or, if the guy is too persistent, then I'll cover the tip and the guy covers the food. I don't like one sided dating

    • @wayneamelie278
      @wayneamelie278 Před 2 lety +17

      You're a gem

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Před 2 lety +10

      A f-female?

    • @forasago
      @forasago Před 2 lety +11

      obligatory I'd let you cover my tip.

    • @fearlessfosdick160
      @fearlessfosdick160 Před 2 lety +2

      That would tell me a lot about the girl I was out with, and none of it is good.

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 Před 2 lety +12

      @@fearlessfosdick160 wym. I would really appreciate it because I dont wanna be dating someone who buys into the idea that the man is supposed to pay. Shows that she sees us as equals

  • @bwmartin24
    @bwmartin24 Před 2 lety

    First CZcams sponsor plug that I’ve actually enjoyed 😂

  • @DanielGonzalez-fs5br
    @DanielGonzalez-fs5br Před 2 lety

    Honestly the best part of his content is the derpy drawings, their masterpieces.