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I do not have any shadow of a doubt that the Disney story was 100% fact with 0 exaggeration
100% beleviable met many people like this before
Not sure if this was sarcasm, but if youre from the south, this is completely regular; he just told is comically.
I literally cant imagine this actually happening or living somewhere where its normal. Amazing, never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life
@@CiggyRat are you American?
@@jackfisher8966 I think "never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life" is enough of a giveaway that they aren't.
“Mental illnesses are poke badges” he’s killing everyone out here
Seems to me what he’s saying is that one side believes mental illnesses should be diagnosed and treated and the other sides ends up shooting up schools
@@owayasomething9295 ok
@@owayasomething9295 that's definitely not what he's saying
@@owayasomething9295 ok
@@owayasomething9295 sure
"Black people should be free" As a black person, I'm ashamed of how long that joke took me to understand.
I didn’t understand the joke
@@revolutionariesoffreedom2374 The south said black people should be free as in, their price on the market as slaves should be free. While the north meant as they shouldn't be slaves at all.
@@hritviktripathi8434 ok thx
Ohhhh! I get it! Wow right over my head
SAME
I'm European and I can honestly say that around the time I turned 18, I actually QUIT drinking alcohol and since then I only have a drink on special occasions a few times a year.
Yea kinda insane to imagine in the US they just start going to clubs and bars with 21
Yooo do you feel that turning 18 you lose interest in 18+ things?
@@RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl when you often go partying and drink a lot, at some point you feel that you might have to reduce it because it affects you negatively in the long term. Since we tend to start earlier in Europe we also reach that point earlier.
@@person8188 i mean we are still healthier overall compared to the average US citizen so it's alright i guess. Even though we also smoke more cigarettes
@@person8188 well i am not really trying to argue against your point you are right about that. Well over here with 18 you are an adult and not a minor anymore and you are supposed to be mature enough to make your own decisions and take responsibility so it's weird to see that people in the US are still restricted by law at this age. On the other hand here in Germany you are already allowed to drink with 16 or even with 14 if you are with your parents and that's probably too young and kinda plays this drug down
„Black People should be free”
This joke was much darker than initially expected 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t get it until you pointed it out
I just got it.
@@trentl795 me either HAHAHA
In case anyone doesn't know
North want's them free as in them having a free will. Free as in human right's.
South want's them free as in free to buy and own. Free as in not costing money.
"darker"
“Black people should be free” took me a good 5 seconds until I burst out into laughter
Only a few could've spotted the dark humor there...
I didn’t really get it can you explain please
@@invictidomini6846 one side means that black people should be free from slavery and the southern side is saying that black people shouldn't cost them any money which is them wanting slavery from black people.
@@invictidomini6846 The North: Black people shouldn't be enslaved.
The South: Black people shouldn't cost anything
Came to the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it yet,, Absolutely hilarious
"The drinking age in America is 21, in Canada is 18 or 19 and in Europe is whenever you have the balls"
Truer words have never been spoken
As a european I agree 100%
Gotta start your alcoholic journey early.
Though the early overdrinking actually makes people much less binge-drinky in their late teens and early twenties due to being so embarrassed by their 15 year old self. It's basically a 5d move against raging binge-drinking by weaponizing how cringe we all were in our younger years.
@@AntonGudenusThis. Plus you learn your boundaries early on when people kind of expect you to do stupid shit.
@@AntonGudenusYou can start young and never over do it. I think I was around 5 yo or so when I took my first sip. Never been drunk or even tipsy. I rarely drunk at all. A couple times a year max and if it happened a couple glasses max.
@@michiel5160 That's the ideal amount of consumption.
But I doubt, that you would have overdone it massively, if you had started later. So there was no need to weaponize cringe against you, to get you, to act in your best interest, due to you already being responsible by nature.
"Lots of traffic today,"
"Traffic, sir, this is a churro line,"
Absolutely S-tier
“They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ amazing
@@alekstanton4715 free to buy
@@alekstanton4715 did the south pay blacks?
Because Robert E. Lee actually wanted to free the slaves. Lincoln wanted to send them to Central/South America because he believed they would be a problem. Until he realized the only way he could win the war was to offer them freedom in exchange for bodies.
@@alekstanton4715 its a joke guy
@@alekstanton4715 It was a joke
How did he manage to insult no one and everyone at the same time?? Well done.
@Elias Chang like south park
Everyone? Hmmmm seems like you think the only people here are american
He didn't, but he also did
He's Canadian
A ture skill
As an USA citizen who has lived in rural country towns and sprawling cities, I can announce that this man has one of the soundest political opinions I have ever heard.
@@Owjdnskoakansbskk from US education, obviously
@@Owjdnskoakansbskk Because the use of "a" vs. "an" is not determined by whether the initial _letter_ is a vowel or a consonant, but rather by whether the initial _sound_ is a vowel or a consonant. If you spell U-S-A, it's "a US citizen", but if you read/say that as "United States", it's properly "an US citizen". Don't be so unnecessarily judgmental.
There was once a time when everything he said was considered common sense
@@xavierchoe8074lol no it isn't
You would use "a" before USA or United, unless you pronounce United extremely weird (like "oonited")
"People who think denouncing a bottle of syrup relinquishes them from their original white sin"
Like when the people got mad about the trader jose label but when it was changed there were still underpaid illegal migrants working in those aisles, basically solving absolutely nothing at all 🤷♂️
So fucking true
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography”
-Mark Twain
I literally would not know basic geography without all the war-related stuff going on in Europe just about always
@@justinschnitzer6581 war related stuff in europe? you mean WW2?
@@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 and WWI, and Napoleonic wars, and the Cold War, and the Middle Eastern portion of Europe is still at war, the Ottomans really made a mess of things too, you get my point. I mean the only reason I know the geography is because during war you need to know where stuff is in relation to other stuff, but without it I never would have needed to learn myself nor been taught in school where anything was in Europe
@@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 yes ww2, ww1 to name the two European wars that are well known in the 20th century but the other 1000s of wars fought in Europe dont matter
@@justinschnitzer6581 the middle East isn't Europe but, I must say, it's sad that it's probs true that most Europeans know the more US states than US citizens do European countries
"Black people should be free" 💀 best double meaning I've ever heard
It took me a minute I’m not gonna lie
@@user-eh1gc7xo7q I don’t get it could you explain it please
@@swanglabory8436 I didn't get it either and immediately stopped the video.... Lol free... Like liberty.... And free like free labor
@@swanglabory8436 free to live their lives as they want (north) vs free economically(south)
@@swanglabory8436
North: Free to live their lives, i.e. free citizens
South: Free to be bought and sold on the market, and free as in they cost 0 dollars to work the land (i.e. slaves)
"Or Latin America where laws are things that police makes up when they see a tourist"
As a Mexican, truer words have never been spoken.
As a Norwegian, the random small talk terrifies me. But I really do admire their cultural skillset of just walking up and talking to stranger without commiting involuntary manslaughter by breaking social etiquette.
BOO! HOW ARE YOU DOING! 🇺🇸
It’s really not that bad lol
I can hear his smile during his Disney world story
I can feel it
I can smell it
It was beautiful
I can sense it
I can touch it
"In Europe the drinking age is whenever you have the balls"
That's probably the best way I've heard it described
I'd be offended if it wasn't for the fact he's 100% correct
And it works
aka whenever you look old enough
I was 12, it was wild.
@@killbotter6998 very true i went to some store in poland asked for a 4 pack they ask for id i say i don't have it then i guess she calls in some co worker who just says "he looks old enough" then they just sell it to me and i'm on my merry way
I’ve never thought of Alaska as just being America tipping its hat but I’m glad that the thumbnail has enlightened me
“That’s my argument against universal health care” 😂😂😂
“One side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, while the other side thinks metal illness as poké badges” i am deceased ☠️☠️☠️☠️
He’s probably the best human alive rn
As a person that leans left he's not wrong. Far left folk are wild😂
i laughed for 10 straight minutes
99% of all guns sold retail are not military grade lol. The AR-15 will never pass the minimim performance requirements that the military needs. Most guns are civilian grade. Too many people think that because a gun is black, its military grade
@@Cabbage22927 Well an AR-15 is to an M16 like a Hummer H1 is to a Humvee. Not technically military grade but very closely related and for all practical purposes does the same job. It's a tool designed for war, not hunting or self defense.
That Disneyworld story sounds crazy, but as both an American and someone who went to Disneyworld, it still sounds completely possible
Yeah, story is 100% plausible
México ❣️🇲🇽👌
stimulus checks got people running around everywhere now
It doesn't even sound crazy. It's completely realistic.
i think the least realistic part of the story is that the guy complaining about the traffic would have stayed in line to get his own bucket of churros
0:43 Poor guy, he just wanted people to like seeing his tomatoes.
"If there's some type of conflict, it's a no brainer who would win: one side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, and one side thinks mental illness are pokebadges" 😂👌🏻
And yet the side which collects guns demonstrate time and again that they’re cowards who can’t function without feeling like their lives are in constant danger. Funny how that works.
i love the fact that you can HEAR the smile in his voice when he says a joke
Canadian
The quarantine somehow restored his humanity
Nothing gives us Canadians more joy than dissing America
@@arcticlaw9198 I love Canadians as an american
@@whosricky well I mean when almost the entire world hates you, you gotta hold on to your pals 😂
"Black people should be free" is an S-tier joke if I've ever heard one.
Oh damn. Didn't get it at first.
I don't get it-ohhhhh
@@TheDbgtfan23 free as in emancipation vs. free as in you don't have to pay them anything
@@vvthanh yeah I got it as I was typing that comment lol
IT JUST HIT ME
That "Black people should be free" joke is absolutely hilarious...
It needs way more love.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OHHHHH I JUST GOT THIS JOKE
As I was watching it I was like “but… the south didn’t”
That was like 10 minutes ago lmfao
@@Heyhowdyhi Yup...Lol
I finally understand it! LOL😂
I literally laughed out loud!
He's absolutely on point about moving from Blue state to Red state. Moved from NYC to Florida and its incredible. I was in college studying comp sci in NYC and was absolutely stressed all the time. Everything is expensive and even if I found a good job I would always be in a rat race just to afford decent living. Here in Florida I just got a job as a security guard and my quality of life has sky rocketed!
But big evil Ron DeSantis doesn't want to force you to wear a mask! What a terrible place!
@@kgkbuugj lol
Is this a joke?
This is your comparison? Moving to basically any other blue state from NYC would give you the same experience, or even just to a different part of New York.
@@en0n126 Yeah man Im sure if I moved to LA I'd feel the same way. But no, predominantly Blue States have high taxation and all sorts of government bureaucracy that makes it a terrible place to live.
Sometimes when I think that I'm dumb, I just go onto Twitter and I suddenly feel like Einstein.
the bar is so low, especially kpop twitter
I've lived amongst people like that for too long. Too long...
what's funny to me is how much smarter everyone seems to be irl
Same thing with seeing edgy kids and egirls on discord
What an ego boost to see losers like that
Einstein mean one rock in German, random fact
If twitter disappeared today, tomorrow would be a better day.
*OBJECTION* where else can I laugh at people getting mad at a bottle of maple syrup?
"The future will be better tomorrow."
Dan Quayle.
It'd create a power vacuum. leading to some obligarch making a platform like twitter and raking in on the ad revenue profits.
You have good taste in CZcams channels
also tiktok
“That’s my argument against universal healthcare” was crazy 💀
“Latin America where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist”
Can confirm. I grew up in South America and started drinking at 13
"latin america where laws are just things that police make up when they see a tourist" damn, that's way too much truth. as a latino, it hit close to home
Casually Explained profile above looks fake. Notice the period after the name and apparent WhatsApp scam number. So yeah, no one take the bait.
Lol as an indian, same situation here.
@Casually Explained. Fake Casually explained account? Dude... that is a low blow. But hey, it shows how popular Casually Explained is.
@Casually Explained. Also, you are NOT VERIFIED
Or as Emily 13 LGBTQIA+ ACAB BLM Dxpresed Bipolar would say: Latinx!!!!
"One side collects military-grade firearms, and the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke-badges" I haven't laughed that hard in some time
The poke-badges part got me dead lmao
am i pokemon trainer i have 1 (maybe 2) mental illness but i don’t have twitter
that was amazing
It's true though. And I'm saying this as a liberal.
@@friendly1016 Don’t confuse liberals with progressives.
2:33
The pause there gave me just enough time to realize what you did there.
3:46
Unironically the most wholesome experience turn around I ever heard.
That actually reflects the difference between the North and South sides of the US. Down here, we strike up small conversation with people we end up in contact with. Apparently it's different up north from what I've learned.
Even though I'm an introvert, you just kinda get used to it. The best are the sweet older folk who work at gas stations or diners. You just can't help but feel welcomed by them.
Wheelchair guy was wholesome. Id have tried to make his day
jamie finally remembered his youtube password no way
overused joke
Remembered actually doesn't mean you what think, let me explain
are you the minecraft man on tiktok?
How
on the same day michael made a comback
Damn I felt bad for that one guy with the home grown tomatos, he just wanted to say that he's happy that everyone liked them ;(
The world could use a little less humans on it anyways. Covid is doing God's work, lowering carbon by lowering the carbon emitters
Have a link to the original reddit post?
Of course, the American ruins it for everyone.
Don’t feel bad, he was probably a socialist
@@andrewgodly5739
I said this and people flipped out at me, that this was just nature doing what it needs to, and by delaying it, we're just guaranteeing that the next "herd thinning" will be that much more severe.
hi i live in silicon valley and i believe you made a mistake in your video.
at 2:11 you have a listing for a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom house. The price is wrong its actually missing a zero. Glad I could help!
I appreciate you getting or making a picture with Alaska actually proportional in the thumbnail
“They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ This took me longer than I want to admit to get... but damn thats good.
I don't get it, could you explain?
@@lautaromartner529 Black people should be liberated vs black people shouldn't cost anything
@@lautaromartner529
1. Free: Liberated
2. Free: Zero cost
Me too lmaoooo
@@rivercat26 thanks
The Pokemon Badges remark left me on the floor
Here before this blows up
czcams.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/video.html
fr it got me too lmao
Same had to rewind 😂
Mental Illness is serious, but it's also trending. Industry surrounding it has become profitable, because it's a hot topic amongst teens and now adults, as well as in media. It's great that more people are talking about it and taking it seriously, but it's also toxic that people are fetishizing it and centering their mere existence around it.
The Pokemon Badges remark is hilarious, and the same comparison could be made about the number of medications people take. Although it is a generalization, pretty much all of my friends talk about their mental illness and medication whenever we hang. But honestly, if talking about it helps, then more power to you.
I like the video instantly after the part with the halo 3 and a microphone bit. Twitter is exactly like that. Spot on my dude.
He seems like a less malicious samonella
"in latin america, laws are just things the police make up when they see tourists"
oh, how i've missed you, oversimplified; you're awesome
If you change "tourists" to "black people" you have Brazil
that's some good old casually explained comedy for you. the best there is
wait wtf is this an inside joke or are oversimplified and casually explained the same person?
@@gikigiio And the US.
Well, to both the tourists and the people living in latinoamerica
In Mexico, there are cops specialized in traffic stuff, called peritos (the meaning itself applies to any subject as long as they're professionals on the matter)
But my fucking god they would stop you only to get cash out of you and if you don't have any you go it jail
Beautiful country isn't it
am I the only one that felt sad for the guy wanting to show his tomatoes 🥺
I wanted a link so I can go upvote their post. 🥺
Count me in on it.
@@SamEfDee me too
@@SamEfDee and my axe! Show us those juicy tomatoes!
I feel sad for that ignorant person who commented on that post :)
Man you tread the line so well, joking on both sides it’s so funny!
Truly some of your best work, and that's saying something
“One side collects military-grade firearms as a hobby and the other side thinks mental illnesses are pokebadges.” Absolute jokes 😂
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@@stuff5757 I mean.. I wouldn’t want to live beside a “crazy” gun owner , but all my neighbors have guns and some have multiple. They’re all really friendly and it’s a pretty tight knit community, so I’ve never felt anything but completely safe living here.
I’d take them as neighbors over the people one badge short of taking on the elite 4
@@stuff5757 Assault rifles are illegal as of *1986*
@@stuff5757 Most of those people are fine, but there are certainly a couple proper retards
@@stuff5757 If you think that sort of stuff defines someone as crazy, I think you may be collecting pokemon badges without even realizing it.
(By the way, the term "assault weapon" isn't a real category of firearm and is just an umbrella of words used by politicians that think any rifle clad in black polymer should be illegal for average citizens to own.)
"Black people should be free" prolly one of his best punchlines
I completely missed that until I read it out
It took me an embarrassing long time to get that lol.
Lmao
Its so controversial depending on how you read it
Lol
That Disneyland story is actually pretty wholesome
“So anyway, that’s my argument against universal healthcare”.
I felt that in my soul… you meant that…lol
“Black people should be free” is the greatest civil war joke I’ve ever heard
I only got it until now lol
@Wooded Roza
Free as in independent
Free as in no cost to own
@Wooded Roza The north wanted free black people, as in freedom, and the south also wanted free black people, but in terms of price
OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT IT
@@LK_EBM Thank you oh wise one
omfg the black people should be free joke is absolute gold. this man never misses
Admittedly i couldn't tell if this was a joke or not at first. Poe's law and whatnot
@Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? The north wanted to free slaves, the south didn't want to have to pay for them.
i had to rewatch that part to get it lol
it took me a second to get it and then I almost spit out my food laughing. fucking hilarious 😂
@Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? North black people should be freed South black people should be free as in price
2:36
This joke took me 3 seconds to understand.
But boy was it worth it.
What’s the joke?
@@DunkleCheese The North said Black People should be free and not live as Slaves anymore and the South said they shouldn't have to pay for them.
hands down favorite channel on youtube
i can never predict what’s gonna happen in these videos
Or the country...
Or my poki badges
Casually Explain this czcams.com/video/l0RvXFEsz-I/video.html
Damon!!!!
At least you can always count on him making you laugh
2:40
18 yo in most countries: i can finally start drinking
18yo in latinamerica: man... i gotta stop drinking
In Guatemala. One of my kids has bought beer at the local store even though they aren't supposed to sell to under 18. But they wouldn't let him buy eggs the other day because minors were not supposed to be shopping because of covid....
@@n1xcamic Guatemalan here. We used to buy beer and cigarettes everywhere when I was like 16. If the manager is not close, usually they dont care and just sell you the stuff. If you go to a local "tiendita" you can get pretty much anything regardless of age 😂
@@hectormejia7757 yeah the tiendas in our town aren't allowed to sell alcohol, only the despensa and la Torre can.
@@n1xcamic oh because of Covid? I thought that was only after 9pm, where are you living?
@@n1xcamic nosotros los hispanos tenemos grandes problemas de bajo IQ lmao
I love that I live in a place where I can duel wield p 90s god bless America
And drive a cart to buy a bucket of churros to eat while I watch fireworks 🇺🇲
You could duel wield flamethrowers too btw
I love how the guy in the green shirt at 3:39 gets kidnapped while the obese couple distracts us.
"North and South can agree on one thing: Black People Should Be Free." sir that is genius
I didn't get it, can you explain it, please?
@@stoicanchor8721 the north means free in a freedom sort way, the south means monetarily
republicans were in majority when slavery was voted out of law, not liberals, jokes are only funny when they hold underlying truth, this doesn't.
@@neuvation6607 Lincoln was republican, also thats just generally a dumb take on what jokes are
@@iris5792 Thanks for explaining :)
That Disneyland story is quite possibly the most American thing I have ever heard
Floridian* . I love America and I consider myself to be very patriotic, but my fucking god some people (Floridian people especially) make so god damn embarrassed that I’m American.
Those people are everywhere especially England.
@@aeschylus7641 nah man, dude was so into his one rights as a scooter driver and just so polite when he found out he could be lazier than sitting in a line. Dude is second most American type of person behind children being recruited into the army(if you can’t legally drunk because your brain is still developing your a child)
@@aeschylus7641 it’s a fucking joke about Florida don’t get so insecure about your country over it. Maybe you should be more upset that millions of people are leaving Cali and NY because of a housing crisis
@@aeschylus7641 Nah bro, Florida is where it's at. Sorry we aren't pompous enough for you.
"tips his Miami Dolphins hat"
God, I laughed so hard. I needed that today. Thank you
3:20 Forrest Gump in a Nutshell
I swear to god his jokes are getting better and better
It always has been
Yes that is how it works, the more you practice the better you get. If he was getting worse then that wouldve been comment worthy
Not even a jokes at this point
@@Korrus_ have you ever watched a tv show with more than 3 seasons?
@@philosophyman yes but is he a tv show
“One side collects military-grade fire arms as a hobby, and the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke badges”
DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
Are you ok?
Too accurate
@UCsmQEgb8ka5v9F7bx0ycHtw 🤔
there are many liberals and leftists that enjoy their 2nd amendment rights. r/ak47 is a prime example of leftists.
@@IhsanAmin well yeah, reddit is almost entirely left leaning. But being left leaning and pro gun is an oxymoron
"my argument against universal healthcare"
I died
I like Alaska being the cowboy hat
As a man that lives in NZ, I take my tomatoes seriously.
I’m nz too, I work for a horticultural company and I will never again see tomatoes the same way. Every job attached to that plant is pain
Italian here, can feel you
I thought you took rugby seriously
@@harry5326 People can take two things seriously at the same time. People in New Zealand often combine rugby and tomatoes together in a sport called 'tomugby'.
@@im_mattwilkins we take Braaing and Rugby seriously. When there is rugby on, we have a braai
This dude roasted every American stereotypes in 4 and a half minutes, I love it
I'm from Washington state and I'm pretty sure I didn't get dissed lol
@@razzzyy That's because nobody cares about you
@@razzzyy i care about you ❤️
@@chinsaw2727 washington is where it's at idk what you're talking about
Jokes on you. I can’t see from welders flash and can’t hear from the tinnitus from shooting guns and driving a lifted dodge Cummins with not exhaust.
That churro story- I’ve lived in America, have yet to even leave, and you’ve somehow had a more American experience than I ever have.
yeah that story was definitely fake
0:01 aha! I love his voice!
As a non American, for me America is just a combination of famous movies with everything you see in screen happening 24/7.
P accurate tbh
This pretty much. The other day i caught myself reading a news story about a shithole town in the South USA and mid-reading i asked myself "why do i even read this shit?... My country has less GDP per capita than US's shittiest state"
As an American can’t confirm
as an american, this is a horror movie that never ends. please save me
Now, don't quote me on this
But I think all Americans have a M16a1 in their basement, and a 1911 in their pocket
The disguised advertisement is the most American thing that's casually unexplained.
I love how the sponsor segment is higher quality than the video itself
Damn. That joke of how the deaths went from 500k to 550k to 583k is so subtle yet so good
I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed
I didn't even notice the first time I watched it
Please explain
@@eeva6081 but do it casually
@@eeva6081 He changes the number three times within a sentence, Impling that the number is going up really fast
Every time Causally Explained says he’s Canadian I go “oh I didn’t know he was Canadian”. Every. Damn. Time.
i find canadians to be far more polite than the people here. interesting inverse.
Is not him also Australian ?
@@Wayne_Wheeler they're world renowned connoisseurs of rudeness. but kind enough to share it with us in florida.
New York is their own singularity, alongside California and Florida
@@naniwo4438 it’s also happening in Colorado.
Bro you NAILED it
2:03 - i love this part more than i should xD
"Latin America where laws are just things that the Police make up when they see a tourist"
That sounds like something straight outta Hank Hill's mouth
And it's true
strange. i find canada to be far more friendly than here.
Go ravens!
@@Darkness-ie2yl I been to most of the Northern Hemisphere and the nicest folk I encountered were in South Texas
@@roy6907 if you have the right complexion maybe
“Black people should be free” was the first thing in months to make me genuinely laugh out loud.
Same. It's a hard tightrope to walk and he absolutely KILLED it.
I'm sitting in my room in awe at how well executed that was.
... you know, I didn't really pick up the double entendre until I read it out loud.
I dunno, it's been a long time since highschool; I must be finally losing my edge. :D
*Losing my edge* :D
I *actually* spit my drink out. That was fucking good.
@@sisnitangent9172 in the slave states they usually had to pay to acquire black people.
America is like that creepy brother who sits all day in his room listening to bad religion on repeat
Omg that segway to express VPN was on point
I also miss halo lobbies… playing the same random people in the same lobby over and over was fantastic
“Some academics have suggested this kind of division could lead to a civil war, but in my opinion , as someone who grew up with Xbox live and a microphone, its sounding a lot more like a Halo 3 lobby rather than Ft. Sumter 1861.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
Dad finally came back with the milk.
Huh
He forgot the bread...
It's in a bag though, isn't it
He forgot the cigarettes :(
@PhantomStranger You need a brain?
"or latin america where the laws are just thing the police makes up whenever they see a tourist" this is so accurate it scares me
Sarcasm + information + humor = this guy's whole channel
If the founding fathers heard your Disneyland story they'd replace the declaration of independence with a suicide pact
that’s basically what it was bc they were all certain they’d be hanged for treason
"Now one of the craziest things about america is your drinking age is 21. As opposed to canada where it's 18 or 19, or europe where it's whenever you have the balls. Or latin america where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist."
I love this channel so much
"Or Russia, where its a crime to not be drunk."
I live in the balkans and my grandfather was convincing me to drink beer, wine and rakia (it is like grape vodka with over 45% alchohol) when i was 9. Before 14 i didn't liked the taste of alchohol in the mouth.
I was hoping that he would mention is that, while you have to be 21 to legally purchase alcohol, in the majority of states it's legal for people under 21 to consume alcohol at home and under the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian. Multiple states even allow under age people to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by an over 21 year old parent/guardian who purchased the drink.
@ But when your 16 your legal to get as much alcohol as you want
“military grade” how dare you call my guns military grade i have class
I love it when he giggles delivering lines. Similarly, I always laugh after doing lines.
"It's already a no brainer who would win, one side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, the other thinks mental illnesses are poke-badges." That got me good xD
If only I could collect military grade firearms.
America is all about dem guns boi
@@gregdaweson4657 Come to America, we have many.. ;)
Best line ever.
@@minecraft6130 yes, but bring 30k, automatic weapons are pricy.
and theres a bullet crisis, so bring like 40k
"That's my argument against Universal Healthcare" was so ruthless, I lost the air in my lungs
LMFAOOOOOOOO ME TOO
We have insurance
@@Riayz0 But not Universal Healthcare like every other Modern country. In the US our Health Care is is tied to our employer, which sounds a lot like serfdom if you've ever seen a medical bill, which is usually north of 40k and not uncommon to see in the millions (I work in a hospital).
@@happysamoan97 thanks for correcting me I was confused
@@happysamoan97 I honestly don’t understand the huge medical bills. I grew up poor but I never had to pay more than $10 for my medicine, never paid for a doctor or hospital visit, never paid for an MRI or chest scan. My insurance covered it. Maybe people have really bad insurance.
“Military grade firearms” don’t be ridiculous, they’re much better than that.
I have never subscribed to anyone after watching only one video, this video is truly a work of art.
2:47 - Can confirm.
Would like to get one for free
what the hell are you doing here at this time at night, you're supposed to be sleeping dreaming up the next tesla video
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This made me crack in laughter
“Sir, this is a churro line”
Reddit will adopt this phrase by the end of next week.
Yeah I am using this
Redditor here can confirm
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@@alloncipriani7633 Dude... You don't just admit to being a redditard...
At 2:13. This reminded me of how my dr, brother in law moved from CA to FL. Stereotype California dude. I don’t see him but maybe twice a year. Each time I see him, I can just see the Florida creeping in. First he asked me how to get rid of bugs that just appear in his apartment because he lives the sticks, his Fl solution was to pour bowling water on them, then asked me how to fish, then went the CA license plate to an FL one, and now he’s goes out to shoot guns. FL has a way of making anyone, from anywhere, into a Florida man.
It has been some time since I have seen this video, I completely forgot how hilarious it is
This man has the audacity to keep that "New Video Every 2 Weeks" banner
~ or ≈ are mathematical symbols for approximations, so technically, in the grand scheme of things, it could be “close to” two weeks. In relation to the history of our planet, three hundred years is “approximately” equal to two weeks as well
@@theEduEnthusiast wow
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~ means about or around... He is way off regardless lol
New video every 2 months is the average