Casually Explained: Travel

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    This of course begs the question: what’s the deal with airline food? And every time I open up the same foil lined plastic tray gilded with condensation along with every other pleb in economy, I can’t help but prod at my reheated lasagna and think “you know, this is incredibly respectable given the circumstances. Good job everyone.”
    Real talk though book directly with the airline and probably don't miss your flight.
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  • @imdoingthisnowreally
    @imdoingthisnowreally Před 4 lety +11820

    "what's she gonna do? Put me in handcuffs?"
    *Intense eyebrow raise*

    • @keane6
      @keane6 Před 4 lety +224

      I watched the video, too.

    • @wuthemaurine735
      @wuthemaurine735 Před 4 lety +393

      @@keane6 Did you? how was it? Should i watch it? not sure, im also trying to find a review online but cant seem to find one

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 Před 4 lety +48

      i dont get this entire reply section

    • @jennam4448
      @jennam4448 Před 4 lety +8

      When you’re the 1000th like😎

    • @jacksepticeye1782
      @jacksepticeye1782 Před 4 lety +5

      Jenna M but your not, i was

  • @thtaznkidful
    @thtaznkidful Před 5 lety +31153

    That eyebrow raise is where all the budget went for this video

    • @AntiWRLD
      @AntiWRLD Před 5 lety +182

      Gonna have to take out a loan for the next one

    • @mon8899
      @mon8899 Před 5 lety +1400

      Bold of you to assume there was a budget

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn Před 5 lety +355

      @@mon8899 that sounds like something casually explained would say

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn Před 5 lety +44

      @@theheretic65 i looked up what a sinth is and still couldn't find it. would you mind explaining?

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl Před 4 lety +37

      @@DavidLinn fallout 4

  • @doodle2763
    @doodle2763 Před 4 lety +11487

    This guy’s sense of humor is subtle yet dark

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 Před 4 lety +4093

    "glad to say we didn't crash into the fiery pits of hell, because we landed there safely"

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse Před 4 lety +43

      What a quote.

    • @5gonza541
      @5gonza541 Před 4 lety +2

      Kre8 or def funniest part lol

    • @jacob1931
      @jacob1931 Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @Man-xn1fp
      @Man-xn1fp Před 3 lety +62

      As a Californian, I can confirm

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Man-xn1fp Every week the confirmation levels go up by 25% but this feels like a lot more than 25%

  • @zoyab5593
    @zoyab5593 Před 5 lety +11296

    "I like a woman in uniform... Guess I'm really attracted to employability. Want what you can't have" I'm crying 😭

    • @noahclevinger9460
      @noahclevinger9460 Před 5 lety +33

      Zoya B SAME LMFAO

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 Před 4 lety +100

      Zoya B hahaha it was a really underrated joke his one liners are good. 😏

    • @kolive81
      @kolive81 Před 4 lety +137

      @@theisgood0 sometimes they go by so quickly and are delivered so flatly that I've got to think fast to catch them.

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi Před 4 lety +17

      That got me, I had to pause the video and take a breath💀

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo Před 4 lety +19

      Ngl female flight attendants kinda hot

  • @john3729
    @john3729 Před 4 lety +3216

    "Suavely haggling the local markets with level 5 Duolingo" chuckles I'm in danger

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 Před 4 lety +45

      Oh he said Duolingo? I thought he said "duelling". Much more sense is made.

    • @Harsh-tf9he
      @Harsh-tf9he Před 2 lety +38

      @@jordananderson2728 who tf is gonna pull out 2 flintlock pistols and say "Duelo, el ganador decide el precio."

    • @jonathanwilson7949
      @jonathanwilson7949 Před 2 lety

      @@Harsh-tf9he me. I would do that

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jordananderson2728 hell yeah. man put all his perk points into dueling

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox Před 4 lety +2320

    “Mmmm... ladies and gentlemen, it appears as though the plane has been sliced in half. Not to worry, we’re just going to have to land beside that ominous lighthouse in the middle of the ocean. I’ll be sure to keep you updated.”

    • @MrGamesTV3
      @MrGamesTV3 Před 4 lety +69

      Is this a bioshock reference

    • @GigaBob1939
      @GigaBob1939 Před 4 lety +84

      not to worry, we're still flying half a ship.

    • @locomotivefaox
      @locomotivefaox Před 4 lety +29

      Flight attendant chucks out all the parachutes
      “Time to abandon ship!”

    • @CARTMENS
      @CARTMENS Před 4 lety +21

      Just use flextape

    • @calebmauer1751
      @calebmauer1751 Před 4 lety +17

      Would you kindly take my like?

  • @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753
    @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753 Před 4 lety +4314

    “So I reached into my wallet, took out a quarter, and gave it to her to close the wage gap” XD I’m dead 5:08

    • @biblesaurus6862
      @biblesaurus6862 Před 4 lety +57

      I cracked up

    • @mtnmoo
      @mtnmoo Před 4 lety +54

      Poggers for the time stamp edit, no one ever does that lmao

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mtnmoo its because we watch the video?

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 Před 3 lety +9

      @@mtnmoo where are you from? I've never heard "poggers" before

    • @queenoftheslums3714
      @queenoftheslums3714 Před 3 lety +21

      @@raychances6251 its a twitch thing

  • @DJRowas
    @DJRowas Před 5 lety +1780

    "We didn't crash into the fiery pits of hell, we landed there quite smoothly"
    Sick burn.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 Před 2 lety +49

      As a Californian, welcome to the fire nation. I hope you enjoy your stay. 👌🏽

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 Před 2 lety +16

      @@nobleradical2158 that's an insult to the fire nation.

    • @willyroo8570
      @willyroo8570 Před rokem +10

      not as sick as the burn 2021 gave california

    • @superepicman189
      @superepicman189 Před rokem +4

      @@ducttape9940 you can't insult the fire nation if you live there, for example, i live in the molten hot lava nation (arizona), so i can make fun of it,

    • @jonathanlovelace521
      @jonathanlovelace521 Před rokem +1

      Most Southern Californians will accept that as an accurate description of summer.

  • @suyogmagar193
    @suyogmagar193 Před 5 lety +10611

    This dude, which uses paint to draw and has 29 different frames per video, uploads videos in 1080p and 60 fps.
    Hats off

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 Před 5 lety +168

      Yet GameGrumps uploaded in 30fps till recently (when games begged to be recorded at 60fps)

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf Před 5 lety +320

      Don't know if you realize but these videos where each frame repeats hundreds of times are hundreds of times smaller (in kb) than the same length video where each frame is different like the GG. 60 fps makes no sense for these but there's also no reason _not_ to upload in 60fps as it doesn't affect the size of the video.

    • @NomSauce
      @NomSauce Před 5 lety +190

      @@kuro13wolf Don't know if you realize he made a joke

    • @Bumblebee24601
      @Bumblebee24601 Před 5 lety +119

      Actually he uses Photoshop now, big difference

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf Před 5 lety +10

      @@NomSauce Yes I'm aware thank you.

  • @slothyyy9047
    @slothyyy9047 Před 4 lety +2599

    “Alright, well, it’s AirCanada that makes sense.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @mrhpijl
      @mrhpijl Před 4 lety +52

      Air America Lite*

    • @eddiew2325
      @eddiew2325 Před 4 lety +1

      mrhpijl sooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @darianelwood5946
      @darianelwood5946 Před 4 lety +20

      slothyyy I can confirm that to be true, always fly westjet

    • @tander101
      @tander101 Před 4 lety +7

      @@darianelwood5946 WestJet is the shit

    • @yashprajapati5023
      @yashprajapati5023 Před 3 lety

      i didnt get this joke?

  • @Somebody-gl9vu
    @Somebody-gl9vu Před 4 lety +994

    4:01 the police officers and the flight attendant are wearing clothes so that means that he is naked

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 Před 4 lety +11

      Somebody lmao😂

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 Před 4 lety +95

      he just got laid. do you do that clothed?

    • @guzel9823
      @guzel9823 Před 4 lety +50

      that's why the Officer pulled out her handcuffs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ezepheros1863
      @ezepheros1863 Před 3 lety +33

      just look at the face of the flight attendant lmao

    • @vwertix1662
      @vwertix1662 Před 3 lety +1

      @@adog3129 I don't do that.

  • @Ghost_PM11
    @Ghost_PM11 Před 4 lety +14780

    I'd like to be friends with this guy, but I feel like I wouldn't have anything to offer.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 4 lety +295

      +Munich FX
      You have good instincts, my son.

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 Před 4 lety +956

      Well, are you a woman and can you afford a uniform?

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 Před 4 lety +59

      @@annonimooseq1246 Maybe just the first part. But only if you're good looking lol.

    • @its.caroline8096
      @its.caroline8096 Před 4 lety +12

      Honestly same

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 Před 4 lety +60

      Don't worry, neither would he.

  • @1998Agee
    @1998Agee Před 5 lety +12357

    Yooooo the Anne frank one caught by surprise lmaoooo

    • @antimatter_nvf
      @antimatter_nvf Před 4 lety +641

      But the thing is... _Germany_ came to Anne Frank

    • @MJ-pl4qw
      @MJ-pl4qw Před 4 lety +182

      Yeah same I was not expecting that out of him normally I would laugh at that but I was just so surprised

    • @stoopgames3199
      @stoopgames3199 Před 4 lety +41

      Jasmin Berlin her family moved to the Netherlands

    • @tristan5494
      @tristan5494 Před 4 lety +45

      But she used to live in Frankfurt before moving to Amsterdam

    • @rimskyrichard8651
      @rimskyrichard8651 Před 4 lety +4

      Andrew Gonzalez LMAOOOO HONESTLY

  • @provoidcloak
    @provoidcloak Před 3 lety +1827

    " I gave her 25 cents to bridge the wage gap"
    Man is a god living among us

  • @jakegargiulo5101
    @jakegargiulo5101 Před 4 lety +442

    Omg HAHA! “You’ll be as poor as the people who live there”
    Straight to the McDonald’s touch screens

  • @codymaclean4969
    @codymaclean4969 Před 5 lety +10482

    Handed her .25cents to close the wage gap 😂😂😂

  • @LadyEclairMinecraft
    @LadyEclairMinecraft Před 5 lety +1921

    "What's she gonna do? Put me in handcuffs?" *wiggly eyebrows*

    • @jamesrindley6215
      @jamesrindley6215 Před 5 lety +9

      Some creepy shit is better thought and not said.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 Před 5 lety

      I don't get it

    • @WolzenTwo
      @WolzenTwo Před 5 lety +21

      @@legion999
      The joke is BDSM

    • @namanbansal3546
      @namanbansal3546 Před 5 lety +6

      ig u didn't get the joke
      this is funny bcz his hands are just a straight line.

    • @BreadCrispy
      @BreadCrispy Před 5 lety +11

      For the beginners out there that didn't get the joke , handcuffs are considered sex toys

  • @revolver265
    @revolver265 Před 4 lety +468

    3:06 That open-ended stab at United Airlines had me in fits. Better than the Anne Frank joke that I did Nazi coming.

  • @curiositea258
    @curiositea258 Před 4 lety +135

    "We landed there quite smoothly" Oh man that's just brilliant.

  • @internalizedoppression341
    @internalizedoppression341 Před 5 lety +6978

    Your voice sounds like my will to live

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus Před 5 lety +4913

    you wear that striped french shirt so well

    • @ornf_
      @ornf_ Před 5 lety +35

      brother

    • @JohnSmith-fo2vh
      @JohnSmith-fo2vh Před 5 lety +5

      Mad props for your runs brother

    • @zuyichen9055
      @zuyichen9055 Před 5 lety +20

      Is the heart meant to be a referencr to comme descon?

    • @Drenson1609
      @Drenson1609 Před 5 lety +1

      Is that a lyric from Dave Matthew's Band?

    • @looma3855
      @looma3855 Před 5 lety +3

      oh shoot. its da speedrunnah

  • @laureen83
    @laureen83 Před 3 lety +119

    1:12
    "Like Germany"
    Me, a Dutch person that had to take English, French and German: am I a joke to you

    • @claytonhentschel9859
      @claytonhentschel9859 Před 3 lety +6

      German is hell to learn compared to english haha

    • @StefV153
      @StefV153 Před 3 lety +2

      @@claytonhentschel9859 German is one of the easiest languages to learn

    • @tiemen9095
      @tiemen9095 Před 3 lety +1

      We are Laureen

    • @laureen83
      @laureen83 Před 3 lety +3

      @@claytonhentschel9859 it kinda sounds like dutch and dutch has some difficult and harsh pronunciations that German also has so it's not extremely difficult but not easy either

    • @NiMen3
      @NiMen3 Před 3 lety +1

      But i bet, just like me, you felt proud when he talked about the dutch guy. Even tho you have nothing to do with him your country got mentioned !

  • @Malizma333
    @Malizma333 Před 4 lety +280

    2019 Jan 10: california on fire
    2019 Oct 30: california on fire

    • @max-jb9fr
      @max-jb9fr Před 4 lety

      oof i know what you meaaan :(((((

    • @ashvinahluwalia2382
      @ashvinahluwalia2382 Před 4 lety +7

      Malizma 2020 australia on fire

    • @brightmong7290
      @brightmong7290 Před 4 lety +2

      @Hello World and California again begins entering its wildfire season

    • @cockroach6635
      @cockroach6635 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm surprised there wasn't any forest fires that broke out yesterday.

    • @Alex-uz3fb
      @Alex-uz3fb Před 3 lety +1

      Now it's on fire again, but I'm honestly not surprised.

  • @xshadowscreamx
    @xshadowscreamx Před 4 lety +1943

    "Stopped by Africa for a day"
    K

  • @TJToons
    @TJToons Před 5 lety +5244

    Expectation: Study abroad and come back expecting to gain some form of inspiration or cultural experience.
    *Reality : I'm broke*

    • @mylesiswhite4122
      @mylesiswhite4122 Před 5 lety +31

      **broker*

    • @rothkearny1781
      @rothkearny1781 Před 5 lety +4

      @TJ Toons stop using fake accounts to like your own crappy comments

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys Před 5 lety +55

      more like. Go study abroad to get to know the locals, a bit of their language and culture
      reality: somehow manage to find students of your own nationality and only end up hanging with them instead.

    • @terrenmaplethorpe4001
      @terrenmaplethorpe4001 Před 5 lety +8

      *I’m broke and speak broken English now.

    • @shawnnalofland4483
      @shawnnalofland4483 Před 5 lety

      TJ Toons yah

  • @haruosh8
    @haruosh8 Před 3 lety +65

    "It's Air Canada so that makes sense"
    As a fellow Canadian, this is the story of all my travel

  • @nof9395
    @nof9395 Před 3 lety +79

    2:33 I thought this was a joke but I recently(before corona) had a layover in Amsterdam and there literally was a handsome Dutch man in a box who spoke like eight languages and had already stamped my passport by the time he ask me any questions or asked to see some sort of identification

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Před 3 lety +9

      maybe you'd be interested in my new product handsome Dutchman in a box, every box is chock-full of one quite handsome Dutchman who speaks 8 languages, we send them to you monthly.

  • @PrangersRus
    @PrangersRus Před 5 lety +867

    Holy shit that "Has America discovered the metric system yet" made me laugh at out, that was glorious.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson Před 4 lety +11

      Nope. We've just been too the moon.

    • @vexoz7933
      @vexoz7933 Před 4 lety +44

      @@WeighedWilson I you heaven't discovered English either

    • @iainrickwood2623
      @iainrickwood2623 Před 4 lety +23

      @@WeighedWilson nor have u bothered to go back or do anything about it in the last few decades

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi Před 4 lety +1

      Bro me too💀

    • @thedoublehelix5661
      @thedoublehelix5661 Před 4 lety +44

      @@WeighedWilson You know the aircraft that NASA used was programmed in the metric system

  • @f0lie771
    @f0lie771 Před 5 lety +834

    “I finally understand what they mean by separate your colors from whites”

    • @NZCrypT
      @NZCrypT Před 5 lety +15

      ohhhhh that took me a while

    • @MissMusicBaby3
      @MissMusicBaby3 Před 5 lety +13

      I choked on a chip when I first heard that. 🤣🤣

    • @vostfrguys
      @vostfrguys Před 5 lety +7

      OMG i thought he was talking about laundry... now I see it much differently

    • @drumer960
      @drumer960 Před 5 lety +16

      @@Schwifty1 he means that white people can make it through airport security a lot easier.

    • @KeiW_
      @KeiW_ Před 5 lety +2

      Choked on my water lmaooo.

  • @Resavian
    @Resavian Před 3 lety +16

    I boarded a plane in Orlando FL bound for LAX where I was catching my flight home to Australia, it was a great flight, we touch down and the co-pilot gets on the PA and declares with pride that we have arrived at our destination in Chicago. The plane goes absolutely silent and people are looking out the windows trying to figure out where we are. The co-pilot goes silent for like 2 minutes and then comes back on and says "clearly this is Los Angeles" and we all realised the silence was him laughing his arse off at what he just did and trying to compose themselves

  • @rochie5273
    @rochie5273 Před 3 lety +38

    "seperate your coloureds from your whites" - this mans humour is dark

  • @doubledeluxe4545
    @doubledeluxe4545 Před 5 lety +820

    I travel to my bathroom now and then

    • @colecostie
      @colecostie Před 5 lety +18

      Just install a toilet in your room

    • @davidtyierejian1033
      @davidtyierejian1033 Před 5 lety +1

      Stolen

    • @doubledeluxe4545
      @doubledeluxe4545 Před 5 lety +9

      @@davidtyierejian1033 Like most of my valuables are

    • @doubledeluxe4545
      @doubledeluxe4545 Před 5 lety +2

      @@colecostie I'll give it a go

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 5 lety +1

      +Double Deluxe
      I piss into empty soda bottles, then pour the whole thing out all at once. It's better for the environment, because every time you flush, you use about five gallons of water. :)

  • @GangstasaurusWrex
    @GangstasaurusWrex Před 5 lety +2036

    “That certainly didn’t work out well for Ann Frank”

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 Před 5 lety +60

      Sick burn

    • @Vocnor
      @Vocnor Před 5 lety +144

      *Anne Frank

    • @gjBackBone
      @gjBackBone Před 5 lety +191

      I'm impressed, he managed to make an Anne Frank joke that actually was not funny at all.

    • @N0gai
      @N0gai Před 5 lety +104

      @@gjBackBone yeah, I don't even find it inappropriate or anything, it's just not that good of a joke.

    • @waterkont
      @waterkont Před 5 lety +18

      making a joke about someone from germany, not speaking german. Best joke i've ever heard...........

  • @HBDiniz10
    @HBDiniz10 Před 4 lety +115

    "Based on who you wanna d- what you wanna do"

  • @bluebyrd1300
    @bluebyrd1300 Před 2 lety +10

    4:05
    Smoothest animation ever
    I wonder how much it took to make that scene

  • @tombuck
    @tombuck Před 5 lety +1964

    Are you interested in selling that Tim Horton’s voucher?

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 Před 5 lety +1

      The Enthusiasm Project yeah that sucks
      I live in Ameri... wait they have international
      Oops

    • @ionme982
      @ionme982 Před 5 lety +15

      I bid 6 dollars for it

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 Před 5 lety

      I got $7

    • @zazzpzazz
      @zazzpzazz Před 5 lety +1

      15 dollars! Let's get all the small fry's outta here real fast

    • @ReportTheHackers
      @ReportTheHackers Před 5 lety +7

      Pfft make room for the 1% here. I bid $20!

  • @AustinIsTheGreatests
    @AustinIsTheGreatests Před 5 lety +344

    this might not be the longest or most extravagant of one of your casually explains but in my opinion it is one of the funniest. the jokes are so calculated and good.

  • @Atropos06
    @Atropos06 Před 3 lety +16

    Casually Explained is so sarcastic, he has literally looped around and become serious again.

  • @placidqualm
    @placidqualm Před 3 lety +40

    2:47
    “Thanks, I am actually from Canada but pretend to be American so I don’t embarrass my country when people meet me.”
    Love that. By all means, you have this American’s permission

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy Před 5 lety +698

    I travelled to North Korea once. It was so peaceful. There were no protests, no riots, no school shootings, just perfection. So perfect, that I haven't heard a single complaint from any of their citizens.

    • @lunaplaysgames7674
      @lunaplaysgames7674 Před 5 lety +16

      Justin Y's Stand I died 😂😂😂😂👌

    • @lolblob410
      @lolblob410 Před 5 lety +12

      Wauw, that's sooo beautiful. We should all strive to be like NK 💖

    • @barronhung8246
      @barronhung8246 Před 5 lety +1

      lol blob bruh you sure?

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 Před 5 lety +35

      @@barronhung8246 _Either he doesn't get the joke or he's being sarcastic and we're the dumb ones for not understanding it was sarcasm_

    • @barronhung8246
      @barronhung8246 Před 5 lety +5

      Juicy Pear let’s hope we aren’t the dumb ones

  • @SicariusYT
    @SicariusYT Před 5 lety +717

    *Level 5 duolingo CROOK*
    *Travels to another country*
    *Level 100 duolingo BOSS*

  • @livethefuture2492
    @livethefuture2492 Před 3 lety +15

    "Travel..."
    (me in 2020):
    that's something I haven't heard for a long time...

  • @julianahlers7754
    @julianahlers7754 Před 4 lety +19

    3:08 My flight from Zurich to Moscow was once full and the airline offerd 3 people each 300$ and a one night in a 4 star hotel with breakfast, if they go to the flight next day.

    • @losalexos6969
      @losalexos6969 Před 3 lety

      My aunt did that for 4 days in a row lol

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Před 3 lety

      My airline offered us $300 and one night in a 4-star hotel with the Pilot's Wife.

  • @DtheEvil
    @DtheEvil Před 5 lety +561

    "The truth was, I just finally had something to talk about."
    #RELATABLE

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 Před 5 lety +22

      I felt that. People are always like "Why are you so quiet?" wHeN tHeReS noThInG tO dO bUt MaKe SmAlL tAlK bOuT tHe WeAtHeR

    • @SonicSrikr
      @SonicSrikr Před 5 lety +9

      @@naritruwireve1381 I resonate with that on a spiritual level

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 Před 5 lety +1

      @@SonicSrikr Of course. Every social person/chatterbox (that I know of at least) says the same things.

    • @valentinrisatti6405
      @valentinrisatti6405 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes, really relatable. actually that was the moment I realized that I don't do anything interesting with my life, normally. So yeah

  • @demilishing
    @demilishing Před 5 lety +784

    wow that was pure gold, cried at the wage gap joke

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 Před 2 lety +9

    When I was about to land back in the US, we were decending like normal, then suddenly pulled back up and accended again. The pilot said the landing gear had failed but that was normal for older planes like this, and they could get it to work manually. So we circled the airport for probably an hour til it was all fixed

  • @abrahamrokhsar9119
    @abrahamrokhsar9119 Před 3 lety +7

    This man is a psychic 6:44.

  • @Storm_x
    @Storm_x Před 5 lety +378

    "What is she gonna do, put me in handcuffs?" *Raises eyebrows*

    • @dantemwatibo3517
      @dantemwatibo3517 Před 5 lety +4

      I didn’t get it

    • @Jay_Script
      @Jay_Script Před 5 lety +20

      Dante Mwatibo it was meant to be kinky 😂

    • @derekfan1030
      @derekfan1030 Před 5 lety +5

      @@dantemwatibo3517 bdsm

    • @WhyHighC
      @WhyHighC Před 5 lety +10

      Jaymations I was thinking his stick figures don’t have hands smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @pillowpet77
      @pillowpet77 Před 5 lety +1

      Tim Evans you might be a little not gay also this is poetry

  • @Themosquito_
    @Themosquito_ Před 4 lety +371

    1:53 as a mexican i would say thats a stereotype, but it's literally what cancun is

    • @yukigiro17
      @yukigiro17 Před 4 lety +38

      His first mistake was to assume that Mexico was "cheap".

    • @Themosquito_
      @Themosquito_ Před 4 lety +4

      @@yukigiro17 dear lord he's wrtong

    • @insanelyme938
      @insanelyme938 Před 4 lety +21

      @@Themosquito_ especialmente si te ven medio blanco y te dan las quesadillas a 30 varos en el mercado...

    • @bena9369
      @bena9369 Před 4 lety

      Facts i went to cancun a few yrs ago and that was everything outside of the resort i stayed at

    • @aldensova7537
      @aldensova7537 Před 4 lety

      So then don’t say it

  • @spacecamel3844
    @spacecamel3844 Před 4 lety +1

    The comedy on your videos is top tier my friend, keep it going!

  • @gabeyplays
    @gabeyplays Před rokem +1

    My dad worked with a few airplane companies in the past, he said that realistically if you’re on a commercial plane, something on it is broken at all times, probably multiple things really. they leave it for as long as possible, and replace/fix the problem once it’s deemed to be too large a danger. they do this to save money since if they fixed every issue the moment they happened it’s cost a crazy amount. but for people who are scared of planes don’t worry, if they think it’d be an actual danger, like crashing for example, they fix those types of things quickly. it’s more expensive to deal with a plane crash and the people on said plane then it is to fix the plane before hand.

  • @jordanxd438
    @jordanxd438 Před 5 lety +362

    1:51
    "It's not gay if you're on holiday"
    LMAOOO

    • @shio9517
      @shio9517 Před 4 lety +1

      Didn't see that lmao

  • @TheTravelingClatt
    @TheTravelingClatt Před 5 lety +1994

    I think I need to reconsider my CZcams channel after this video....

    • @lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII
      @lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII Před 5 lety +10

      .SpiinDeX Pronounced as Hesus* if he's Spanish

    • @WAYAWAYWithAsh
      @WAYAWAYWithAsh Před 5 lety +19

      I like the capitalizing off the living wages of developing countries to get wasted on the beach option. ;)

    • @axmoylotl
      @axmoylotl Před 5 lety +1

      @@WAYAWAYWithAsh question,

    • @WAYAWAYWithAsh
      @WAYAWAYWithAsh Před 5 lety +1

      Answer, you are adorable but I don't have the patience to care for you @Axolotl

    • @TheTravelingClatt
      @TheTravelingClatt Před 5 lety +2

      @@WAYAWAYWithAsh fancy seeing u here

  • @poutineausyropderable7108
    @poutineausyropderable7108 Před 3 lety +19

    The only words you need to memorise is "Sorry, Bad translation".
    Then freestyle and if their face is weird, just say that.

  • @Uhhdolphin
    @Uhhdolphin Před 3 lety +12

    3:34 the most accurate representation of my interaction with women💀

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy Před 5 lety +893

    1:23 "That certainly didn't work out well for Anne Frank"
    2:24 "Seperate your colors from your whites"
    Oh boy Vox and Wallstreet journal is gonna get ya

    • @lolblob410
      @lolblob410 Před 5 lety +5

      Hahaha was thinking the exact same XD

    • @Mcquiz95
      @Mcquiz95 Před 5 lety +37

      It'a okay, it's not like he's a director for a Marvel movie.

    • @lolblob410
      @lolblob410 Před 5 lety +27

      @@Mcquiz95 true, he doesn't earn enough to be worth slandering

    • @char-1559
      @char-1559 Před 5 lety +20

      And that wage gap joke too!

    • @Heep_Purple
      @Heep_Purple Před 5 lety +5

      Anne Frank was also German and only moved to the Netherlands iirc

  • @daughterofyah6209
    @daughterofyah6209 Před 5 lety +226

    I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at the “we landed smoothly in the fiery pits of hell” maybe it’s the “Welcome to California” sign 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @Cryseris
      @Cryseris Před 4 lety +1

      You have 69 likes I’m sorry I can’t

  • @TheAwesomefunny
    @TheAwesomefunny Před 3 lety

    This guy is so funny I have the custom to rewatch all his videos once a year. He never fails to crack you up!

  • @raymrmcnugget8811
    @raymrmcnugget8811 Před 3 lety +7

    honestly now a days everybody needs to get "traveling" reexplained

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark Před 5 lety +1959

    Loved it

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Před 5 lety +127

    You forgot to mention the screaming children and the odd people who ignore the staff every time they tell them to sit down and put on there seat belt.

    • @Methdemon
      @Methdemon Před 5 lety +4

      always the screaming children, never without them

  • @Wowwhut
    @Wowwhut Před 3 lety +20

    Anne Frank didn't visit Germany, the germans visited her lol

  • @austinhendry2039
    @austinhendry2039 Před 2 lety +1

    I just found this channel today and these videos are so great. I wish i would have found them sooner. So funny

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 Před 5 lety +1346

    I love January because every CZcamsr is more edgy because ad sense is basically 0 anyways.
    Great video

    • @JuliuSeizure
      @JuliuSeizure Před 5 lety +19

      better fix that typo to get likes bruh

    • @baashaalbaashaal6427
      @baashaalbaashaal6427 Před 5 lety +5

      I dont understand

    • @rowan-paul
      @rowan-paul Před 5 lety +91

      @@baashaalbaashaal6427 ad sense is less than average in January because companies have spend all their money in December cause Christmas

    • @appealinghalo333
      @appealinghalo333 Před 5 lety +2

      Come on! Don't forget about this new job posting.

    • @chills3453
      @chills3453 Před 5 lety +9

      @@rowan-paul Not because the companies have spent all their money on December lol, but because the costumers did, so why would they spend money on ads when january is the least consumist month

  • @chuckdontjudge
    @chuckdontjudge Před 5 lety +1501

    Separate your coloreds from whites..... Lmao im black and I almost choked to death from laughing when it clicked love these vids lol

    • @xeriffe8708
      @xeriffe8708 Před 5 lety +78

      I didn't even get it properly until i looked at the comments💀💀

    • @yehdssdgsdg7790
      @yehdssdgsdg7790 Před 4 lety +16

      LMAOO I didn’t catch it the first time and watching it again I choked.

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi Před 4 lety +3

      @@xeriffe8708 me too oh my gosh💀

    • @bardamoszecronstarog9499
      @bardamoszecronstarog9499 Před 4 lety +4

      yeh dssdgsdg WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    • @jacksepticeye1782
      @jacksepticeye1782 Před 4 lety +12

      Jennifer Green ur name is jeniffer green yo dumbs ain't black

  • @astra_2907
    @astra_2907 Před 3 lety +2

    Anne Frank didn't visit Germany, Germany visited her.

  • @SmileysMotovlogs
    @SmileysMotovlogs Před 4 lety +8

    “You have to figure out where to go based on who and what you want to do.” 😂😂😂

  • @mrWierdhippo
    @mrWierdhippo Před 5 lety +616

    "Do other countries think Canadian accents are hot" never related harder

    • @guydives1246
      @guydives1246 Před 5 lety +52

      Trevor no one does. Soory

    • @snowblind8572
      @snowblind8572 Před 5 lety +22

      @@guydives1246 eh?

    • @lolblob410
      @lolblob410 Před 5 lety +51

      For most non-native speakers, Canadian is hard to differentiate from USA accents. I do recognise it nowadays but it's still hard to notice sometimes.

    • @justsomepersonoof3420
      @justsomepersonoof3420 Před 5 lety

      SirDuck ehh?

    • @DraoxxMusic
      @DraoxxMusic Před 5 lety +15

      @@lolblob410 It might be because you hear Canadians speak a General American accent. If non-native speakers hear the super stereotypical Canadian accent, they would easily hear the difference.

  • @SuvrathHegde
    @SuvrathHegde Před 5 lety +188

    This must be the most controversial video of yours.

    • @chefsweaty6744
      @chefsweaty6744 Před 5 lety +3

      I thought it was just me lol, this vids got some edge 🔪

  • @alkaholic4848
    @alkaholic4848 Před 4 lety

    Probably your best vid yet! X-D

  • @algeboetry4614
    @algeboetry4614 Před 4 lety

    this is legiterally the best youtube channel ever holy cow

  • @slotmachinemashups6836
    @slotmachinemashups6836 Před 5 lety +162

    It should be a national holiday whenever you upload.

  • @zeropointnineninenine4951
    @zeropointnineninenine4951 Před 5 lety +131

    A minute in and we get an Anne Frank joke. This is why I subbed

    • @helenhankey3632
      @helenhankey3632 Před 4 lety

      Then you are what is wrong with the world. Have fun with your tiki torch, Kyle.

  • @Arkdael31416
    @Arkdael31416 Před 3 lety +2

    1:04 Glad to see the use of both official languages.
    As someone born in Québec, I appreciate and respect that a lot.

  • @jakegargiulo5101
    @jakegargiulo5101 Před 4 lety +4

    The thumbnail killed me 😂
    “What’s she gonna do, put me in handcuffs?”
    OH MY GOD the ending got me too!

  • @joshuabernardo8744
    @joshuabernardo8744 Před 5 lety +450

    Casually Explained, to get motivated.
    exurb1a, to have an existential crisis.
    Both with great inside jokes and great voices

    • @dantegomez7369
      @dantegomez7369 Před 5 lety +12

      xXx-Nicholas- xXx wendover productions, planes planes planes

    • @_hector__
      @_hector__ Před 5 lety +5

      I love CE more because he doesn't make me get the sads

    • @ElNegringoKreyolito
      @ElNegringoKreyolito Před 5 lety +1

      motivated......to do what exactly??

    • @jlistergaming7880
      @jlistergaming7880 Před 5 lety +3

      xXx-Nicholas- xXx exurbia is the best youtuber ever

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 Před 5 lety

      exurb1a is probably amongst my top 5 easily.

  • @chakpuia
    @chakpuia Před 5 lety +191

    I'm dead at the wage gap part😂😂😂😂 omg

    • @1.25speedoneverything7
      @1.25speedoneverything7 Před 5 lety +5

      Good I'm not crazy...took way to long too find this comment 😂

    • @Nick.Georgiev
      @Nick.Georgiev Před 5 lety +1

      That's not what the wage gap is though.

    • @1.25speedoneverything7
      @1.25speedoneverything7 Před 5 lety +11

      @@Nick.Georgiev The joke is focusing on "the wage gap" instead of the African family literally living in a tent...as the latter seems worse and he fixed it by correcting the former of the two. Implying "the wage gap" doesn't matter comparitively between the 2.

    • @aah444
      @aah444 Před 5 lety +5

      Nick Georgiev that’s the joke boss

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 Před 5 lety

      @@1.25speedoneverything7 thank you for ruining it lel

  • @michaelm6597
    @michaelm6597 Před 3 lety +2

    Found this a while after upload. Def got my sub

  • @fishstickparty
    @fishstickparty Před 4 lety +14

    "DO OTHER COUNTRIES THINK X ACCENT IS HOT" PERSONALLY ATTACKED

  • @pissgoat
    @pissgoat Před 5 lety +767

    see you on the front page of every subreddit by tomorrow

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants Před 5 lety +984

    1:08 best anime reveal of all time.

    • @Denpachii
      @Denpachii Před 5 lety +11

      Ah, another One Punch fan. I salute you.

    • @shittyfilmmaker3103
      @shittyfilmmaker3103 Před 5 lety +5

      Wtf is an anime reveal

    • @ronniepereira6196
      @ronniepereira6196 Před 5 lety +1

      NEON RETRO lmao!! Anime is a Japanese film style, One Punch Man in an anime, A character in One Punch Man (Saitama) was revealed at 1:08

    • @shittyfilmmaker3103
      @shittyfilmmaker3103 Před 5 lety +3

      Ronnie Pereira Ik what one punch man is smh

    • @ronniepereira6196
      @ronniepereira6196 Před 5 lety

      NEON RETRO huh? Then why you askin what an anime reveal is ...

  • @blazedyoda8608
    @blazedyoda8608 Před 4 lety +1

    His voice so so amazing and the way he speaks is so casual.

  • @Jay-to7yz
    @Jay-to7yz Před 4 lety +20

    "it's air canada that makes sense" bro stop calling them out like that lmao

  • @elizadunno4428
    @elizadunno4428 Před 5 lety +144

    me:* travels to France *
    French person:* speaks French to me like I totally understand what he is saying *
    me: *...oui*

    • @lolblob410
      @lolblob410 Před 5 lety

      Hahahaha just saw the following in another comment
      "I used to work in food restaurants and fast-food stores and I can assure you the only thing I would do is speak to you in French and then watch you struggle until the other clients get impatient."
      You might have been his victim 🤣

  • @TrueMedallion
    @TrueMedallion Před 5 lety +1329

    Lmao when you actually live in California...Fires confirm. 😂

    • @BeachLookingGuy
      @BeachLookingGuy Před 5 lety +26

      i just think he made the mountains and grass too green, lol. otherwise, yes

    • @TrueMedallion
      @TrueMedallion Před 5 lety +1

      @@BeachLookingGuy True!

    • @Toomuchbullshitt
      @Toomuchbullshitt Před 5 lety +3

      Arizona: Death from above!

    • @trinket3571
      @trinket3571 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah, can I get a big F in chat for my lost town of Paradise, CA

    • @havoccorner3715
      @havoccorner3715 Před 5 lety +2

      @@trinket3571 Big F. Hope everything is okay now, I'm over in Chico so I know how hard its been.

  • @leonlopez7728
    @leonlopez7728 Před 3 lety +5

    " i reached into my wallet and handed her 25 cents" bro your humor is next level dark

  • @soothersgreenjackson
    @soothersgreenjackson Před 2 lety

    This is still gold , well done sir

  • @blubobo99
    @blubobo99 Před 5 lety +203

    He went through the Anne Frank joke, what a legend

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Před 11 měsíci

      I didn’t get the joke, Anne was German,so what’s the joke?

  • @ZHCYT
    @ZHCYT Před 5 lety +652

    #8 on trending!!!

    • @acidus7629
      @acidus7629 Před 5 lety +1

      dude wtf i saw you on Matpat's video do you just go around commenting on trending videos?

    • @penwoopydo
      @penwoopydo Před 5 lety

      Can you explain to me why a channel like yours has a highlighted username in grey and a channel like It's Alex Clark isn't?

    • @ltg_dp
      @ltg_dp Před 5 lety

      ayyyy artist armyyyy!

    • @georgemissailidis1504
      @georgemissailidis1504 Před 5 lety

      #19 now.... why is this on trending, exactly??

    • @maikhaial7398
      @maikhaial7398 Před 5 lety

      No one like this comment anymore cause it 222

  • @Thomas-er8xg
    @Thomas-er8xg Před 4 lety +10

    This hits differently during the present time

  • @susej4104
    @susej4104 Před 4 lety +9

    “You’ll be as poor as the people who live there” bro i relly felt that (4:35)
    Edit: The time lol

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider Před 5 lety +35

    The level of edge was turned up slightly on this one.

  • @bryceb2497
    @bryceb2497 Před 5 lety +381

    today at work due to some problems i had a anxiety attack. luckily i held it together and got thru the day. anyways that’s just some context to tell you this. i just found your channel today and it already helped me decompress because of your comedy and style. im currently binging your videos so i just wanted to thank you for making this cool videos. i’ve never written a comment like this (i think?). but u really helped me today!

    • @JJ-me4yu
      @JJ-me4yu Před 5 lety +20

      Love you dawg

    • @TG_Flatline
      @TG_Flatline Před 5 lety +27

      U seem like a homie, goodjob gettin through it man we proud of you

    • @saveUyghurs
      @saveUyghurs Před 5 lety +10

      Hope you are well!

    • @RobertSmith-zw7lf
      @RobertSmith-zw7lf Před 5 lety +6

      This guy/gal is my kind of ppl. Good for you, keep kicking ass!

    • @HeyitzRio
      @HeyitzRio Před 5 lety +5

      I feel you. Depression kind of seeped in during my evening and this channel is a wonderful distraction

  • @samuelmontypython8381
    @samuelmontypython8381 Před 3 lety +6

    Was at an airport in Okinawa with my friend who is a local. Our flight out to Tokyo got delayed every hour for 9 hours. We were walking around the terminal and the staff for our flight were chilling in their own corner and my friend overheard them talking (she speaks the old, local dialect that a lot of Japanese people can’t even understand) and apparently the flight got delayed because the pilot showed up drunk 😂. Instead of getting a different pilot or reimbursing us and offering us different flights, the crew decided to wait for his ass to sleep and sober up instead of reporting it higher up. They masked it as a “maintenance issue”. We still got on the flight because we were starving and exhausted and figured bringing up the pilot’s drunkenness would just delay our trip further, so we YOLO’d it. Don’t fly Peach Airlines if you ever travel to Japan

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 Před 3 lety

    2:46 This is actually SO relatable! I sometimes I say I'm American, because I was born there.
    The humor in this video is so dark, yet so subtle. Amazing.

  • @carterwatson8594
    @carterwatson8594 Před 5 lety +25

    Laughed out loud at the “fiery pits of hell” joke!

  • @AndyJCapes
    @AndyJCapes Před 5 lety +66

    Holy crap dude this is some of your best work! The jokes totally hit, unexpected and had me totally chuckling. Good job my man :)

  • @dolliemoggie
    @dolliemoggie Před 3 lety

    well this is such a valuable documentary for an industry and activity that nobody remembers any more as most of the world has been grounded for a year solid.

  • @ThatWasherNerd
    @ThatWasherNerd Před 11 měsíci

    The last dig on California absolutely MADE MY FREAKING DAY