Casually Explained: First Dates
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First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far
*no comment*
*no comment*
Yeah i wa pretty late
Adam Pandit f
dito
Adam Pandit ☠️☠️☠️
Girl: "my parents aren't home"
*brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response*
Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"
Or: dont worry I can be your daddy
@@woodwood9889 goddamn genius
@@woodwood9889 Modern problems require modern solutions.
Gold
Treehouses & Motors **so sorry jack plays in the background**
Me: Wanna go out on a date?
Her: Sure, where?
Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far
i literally said pretty much exactly this to a girl my first time. We then planned out the entire date together and it went really well though! :)
💀💀
@@xyzzy64 that's adorable
@@xyzzy64 Congrats bro
Not gonna lie if I ever find someone to ask, and they say yes, this is likely to be my response.
"You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it"
*Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*
Me under 3 lungs of vodka, *hmm, still not enough*
What kind of sorcery is this? This line hunted me down for the last 10 or so years since I even started drinking in meetings...
I didn laugh at this line
I think your username confirms this
It's sad (for you) but true...
I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your CZcams channel called?"
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ
By Zeus!
marry her
"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot"
Right on
literally debating rn if a guy is possibly better than a vacant time slot this is so true lmfaoo
As a lazy introvert the thought of competing with a vacant time slot terrifies me! Who can beat that!
Chris Gandy I wasn’t worth a midday nap..that lasted 2 months
helix same lmaoo 😂
Man vacant time slots are so valuable, people hardly have any these days.
Step one : find a girl you like.
Step two : learn that she likes you too.
Step three : be happy for ten seconds.
Step four : go mad because you're stressed.
Step five : never call her again.
Good day folks.
I mean, I can't be with someone who has such low standards
@@kaldo_kaldo damn you ain't had to do yourself like that 🤣
That's really specific you good
This explains a lot
Look at Casanova over here getting past step two.
"Don't call him daddy.
Call them Father."
This needs to go on a T-shirt.
No! I am your father!
explain please, i am so dull..
@@ineverlickyoghurtlid3903 father is a religious priest
*father.
Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.
purplemonkeyelephant I know right 😂
So you're not a purple monkey elephant?! :/ I feel so deceived.
purplemonkeyelephant I really felt that one bruv
@@TheGreatWerebear .
Well if you were me it would usually go like
Girls: “you he just leave already”
Me: “okay I will now ^^”
Is everything I am
Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?"
Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!"
*15 years later*
Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."
I dont get it
It means, she wanted sex. I think.... You can't tell maybe she offered to quench your thirst.
Seinfeld 🔥🔥
Yep, now i get it. 4 years later
Tanpei Kosugi you must be 9 at max
Girl: Why isn't he making a move???
Me: When am I supposed to make a move???
^^^^^^^^^^
And how
Girls can do moves
@@TheBeShiny You can't tell.
@@TheBeShiny Yeah, one of them ninja kicked me after I gave her a compliment.
For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.
amen
true actually. Better to move on and find someone else than spend years anguishing in 'secret' love.
Your getting married. Is she into you?
(C) Can’t tell
Obviously not...if she was into you she wouldnt agree to something that means you wont ever have sex again
2SRL Thimo what do you mean? Marriage has nothing to do with that, idk if I’m getting R/wooshed right now
@@emeraldcrafter7805 That's a stereotype that married couples don't have sex anymore, when they're older.
I clicked on ur picture
Its me Yoda yeah it used to be a link to my old YT channel but I removed it
The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.
Wife material
Bro What the hell, this is gold xD
Nice. Man. That's wassup
You are a true american hero
LMAOO BADASS 😂💀
“The worst she can say is no right”
Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you
No no, the worst is eww no, then the screenshot
I mean if she went to a date and thought you aee not gonna say anything they are insane
the worst is getting fired for sexual harassment, cos you said goodmorning too friendly.
giving any male "dating advice" in this day and age should be criminal negligence.
@@GhrystThat doesn't happen, you must have been sizing her up or made a comment about her appearance and even still why would you get fired and not a warning?!... I feel like you're clearly exaggerating.
@@jclyntoledo that DOES happen, and worse. you can get fired for just LOOKING at a female without consent now.. your unqualified denials only demonstrate an ignorance of modern employment laws.
and if i was "sizing her up", well thats just a despicable grounds for firing someone, that should be illegal, but you're right, you can be fired for just looking at a female.. but, i already mentioned that.
as for what you _feel like_ , that is completely irrelevant (and is the exact problem with these employment laws, theyre based on feelings, not facts), but i _observe_ that you're woefully ignorant and out of touch with current reality.
"Be yourself"
That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.
same lol
unironically, yeah
Thats why i dont listen to dating advice
Brah true though
"If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it."
Hey he's not wrong.
Its accurate
I felt pain at that
I died
I felt so attacked i hate myself
Don’t call me out like that
**has had a 50 year long marriage**
*does she like you?*
(C): Can’t tell
You’d be surprised how many people are married more than 30 years and aren’t happy.
@Jason Lee I agree, well said dude. Someone give this man a prize!
Cameron Cooke u dont get the joke
Cameron Cooke shout out to mom and dad
@@menxerr3451 no you didn't get his comment
0:28 "You either get a yes or a no"
Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew
True, I'm too ugly for girls and plus a tinder study showed that woman say that 80% of guys are underaverage
@TheWeeaboo actually false lol
Visible sadness
@TheWeeaboo men rated woman normally like a bell curve
Those bastards lied to me
2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂
_”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_
Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*
WeridAnimeLover69 "Fist me, Father!"
I mean at least be up front about your withering daddy issues
Restrict my airflow, father figure
+Rain hahahahaha
Catholic school girl vibes 😂😂
"Dont call them daddy, call them father"
That's a quote for the ages
Thomas Bixler yeah father...
“I can only date 10 cent coins”
“What why?”
“Because I only date dimes”
Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard
what does dimes mean in this context?
@@CianThoYT 10/10
@@yosu9954 ight thx
*swish* 🗑️🏀🌠⛹️
“If you got your date by limp wristedly swiping your finger across your cracked iPhone, ice cream is a perfectly acceptable first date option because we all know you’re there to see how they eat soft serve.”
This is the most perfect joke on so many levels, I can’t even. You have won the internet.
I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke
Is a dime 10c? I'm not American so no idea
Richard William Johnson yea
@@richardwilliamjohnson8566 Yes, and it can also refer to a person who is a 10/10.
Well, it was genuinely good, wasn't it? On the other thought, english is not my native so I can't tell
@TheWeeaboo Yeah but that has nothing to do with the phrase.
“Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.”
“Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for
narrancia?
@@chainjail924 fugo?
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@@dova3050 what
"if you've been platonic friends for five years hoping your next hair cut is the one that will tip them over the edge" *how did he know*
i'm screaming
I've seen this video 30 times and I just got the "I only date dimes" double meaning. (Because he's a coin collector telling the year)
I will never not pause a CE video to read every list
also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me
top 10 lies you tell yourself
Wow I certainly wasn’t expecting to see you here
TierZoo that’s because you’re a high c tier channel, maybe a B tier channel. You’re missing the pack mentality perk which would get you into a tier
TierZoo viruses aren't NPCs. Get back to work.
Make video!!!!! The public’s waitin’. the time you spent watching this video and commenting coulda been spent creating a thumbnail. Sniff... think of the children tierzoo... you’re tearing the county apart with this level of neglect.
To get a first date... you have to ask them out.
Aw darn I thought I’d get a first date by laying in bed watching youtube
Keep trying. I just got one in the middle of this video!
You can do both
Hey there, handsome ;)
@@darqfalls849 I'M HANDSOME TOO I SWEAR!!! QQ
Whats up cutey. Lets go on a date
"I only date dimes"
I LOVE THIS GUY
„Nowadays it seems like everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway“😂😂
Uhhh
Me: Asks crush out.
Crush: Lets just be friends.
Me: I see this as an absolute win since i have no friends.
Just don't say that out loud please.
@@titaniummechanism3214 No no, he absolutely should. If he says that, she'll feel sorry for him but won't know how to respond which will lead to an awkward situation which will lead to her having more of a reason to avoid him which means that he will be able to escape the incredibly awkward scenario of pretending to be friends with a person who knows you're into them. Valid strategy IMO.
@@Pk2723 You know what? That’s pretty good advice even tho i don't need it
Ah, this would work if it wasn’t me who said I only wanted to be friends, because I’m somewhat emotionally unstable and can’t stop constantly second-guessing myself
This does not work irl
*_I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON_*
Which basically explains everything
So true tho
OMG yeah that's what I going through 😂 like what I'm doing here 😆
Lmao 😂😂😂
*casually explains everything
“They can only say yes or no”
“Ew”
there are so many words you can put around the word "no", like "no, gross", "no f*cking way", "god no", "i like no-thing about you"
in a row:
Casualy explained: is she into you I
Causally explained: is she into you II
Causally explained: flirtng
Causally explained: first dates
we on a roll
i can hear you smiling/laughing inside at your 'i only date dimes' joke XD
yeah, you can hear him holding it in in the recording right after.
What time?
the lou 2:36 - 2:45
I don't get it
Aw Shit i actually wrote the same xD
Now people are gonna think i stole your comment
Been dating for 8 months now, is she into you......
Again still can't tell.
Run.
Better keep your wits about you, and wait for a better opportunity!
I know ,it's a joke. But it's not funny anymore when that's the reality you are in.
Been happily married for 22 years with three children... is the into you?
Eh, you can never be sure...
melvin st fleur I mean you really cant
She wants to show you her room? Is she into you?
Can't really tell. She may just want to show you her room.
I would have sex at the back of my mind but that's what I would assume. Same for the "would you like a coffee inside" talk.
She wants to rearrange her room and can't move the couch on her own.
She wants to show you her new bed? Is she into you? You can't really tell.
She might have redecorated her room and just wants a second opinion about it?
I totally show girls my room.
3:29 that Australian mum accent killed me 😂😂
"I have 1.8 million subscribers on CZcams"
*Panties: Drop*
That's a guarantee
Almost 3.0 mil now
Absolutely fantastic.
Gus Johnson hey its you
Gustoonz
*Gus exclaims to himself, wiping the sweat from his brow and rolling back to his side of the futon*
shots fired
Hey its that guy from trending
2:39 you could hear his smile through his voice and it's so funny oml
hi cheetah i watch your channel you are cool
I’ve developed social anxiety due to several lockdowns and I could never imagine to go to dates like I did in the past (maybe it’s my low self esteem) but you kinda encouraged me to try it again lmao
Try being in lockdown for the past 10 years
*The old 1-2, works everytime*
1-2=1... So ur now single
It’s -1
No he said “the ol’ 1-2”. Idiot, not “whole”. Jesus
First Last No need for insults, but yes you are correct.
I love how he almost cracks up in the bit immediately afterwards. Almost lost his composure.
'cause I only date dimes'... Had to pause it for a minute there.
To rethink my subscriptions.
Hey now, don't be so harsh, at least he tried to be amusing.
I don't understand the joke, im not english and dont understand the second meaning of dime
Pls help
Dime is both a US ten cent coin, and a lady that a ten (super cute)
A dime equals 10¢, and it's a wordplay where he hints on her look being 10/10 (so he implies, that she is very attractive).
Also, "dime" said in a particular way could sound like "dame".
My boyfriend and I technically went on our first date like 3 weeks ago...like after 8 months of being together that was our first time going to a restaurant and doing “date” things. Romance in quarantine everyone
The comments and vibe of the video make me feel extremely lucky and fortunate to be in the situation that I am in rn. My whole thing for the relationship so far hasn’t been “just be yourself” but a slight variation in “Just monkey brain it” Hopefully you can read situations and if you got that down then just do and say whatever feels right and whatever comes to mind. The more you think the less you know
Girl: violently rips off your pants and starts going to town on your downtown.
Is she into you?
*can't tell*
Could just be Canadian
Cant relate
She could just be horny
She just doesn't have the money to pay for the dinner
You'll have to smell her fingers
i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao
dale yetola
Caraio o yetz
I've been watching for the last couple of hours, and I genuinely am unable to stop.
carai o yetz
@@guidovivan5035 caraio quem é yetz?
2:30 he's holding in his laughter form the joke he just told lol
2:45 I love how proud he sounds after he said that
"Because I only date dimes"
I had a laughing fit for a few good minutes.
GenerationWest 💀💀
*laughing**
Explain
GenerationWest (help I don't get it I'm either retarded or that's the point)
Me too
"hi grill!!!"
"grill?"
"its because you're hot"
"oh.. haha."
_you are blocked from following_
She might be into you
then again you can’t tell
@@miaaa4394 lol thats true, there's no way to ever know 😂
Michael scott
Haha
I appreciate his attempt to not laugh after showing her the youtube channel.
I really like how you show a small sentence
And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads.
Love your vids man. Keep it up👍
First dates are that lovely time you figure out that the person you are meeting looks way different from their picture!
Right Wing lol im subbed and i see you in the comments
Right Wing got catfishes?
That's what snap is for ;)
learned that lesson yesterday.
Right Wing Not if you cold approach them on the street first. 😏
*3:52** even hearing you explain this moment gives me ptsd*
Vietnam Flashbacks.exe
sparklyclarke ^
I wish I could get into this situation... *Forever alone*
sparklyclarke me too
Sancho Jimenez no you don’t lmao
“Sorry, let’s just be friends”
*Finally, I have a friend*
"I only date dimes" -- I live the sense of humor from this channel
-- a sarcastic American.
Sex Ed: Don't finish with a hallelujah, finish with a condom.
Hulie HAHA
Insightful
Great words
Is it because hallelujah means "God, save us!"?
Tim Evans you better be letting her do the same to you then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don't worry you don't have to go on a first date just skip straight to the second one.
Lost Connection *LIFE HACKS*
somehow that feels like a joke from parks and rec
"And then you have to talk about your feelings". I laughed so loud so true to reality
I like how sometimes I can tell he’s just smiling while telling a joke
1:55 is top quality. 25 minutes well spent, I say.
Kevin Zhang I concur
“ nowadays it seems everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway”
How could you suggest doing something so lewd before having sex
How does that even work
It’s a reference to a manga series called (Komi-San can’t communicate) witch became a meme in the weeaboo community
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
I love how you can always hear him smile after a bad joke :D
*sitting at a bar with my first date
"So right off the bat i have to tell you that i'm in for this to make god proud. do you have a problem with that?"
That dime line was the best thing I've heard all day, by far
Thomas Walsh what does it mean
mvmedved 10 out of...?
"sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now
*heavy talking session all night long*
How is that a bad date?
bruh if that's bad then what's your good
It happened the same to me, but even worst, we went to McDo to have an ice cream on the beach, she borrowed my jacket because it was cold, she told me she haven't eat before coming, I paid a Wrap and burger for her, suggested her to come home to eat, we talked all night long about her problems in life, then she settled home for 1,5 months and we nerver did nothing, then one day we went angry, during 1,5 months we tried to comeback to the other but now it's finished, we don't talk anymore ....
That sounds like a great date though
Actually, sometimes, the more the situation gets awkward, the better of a sign it is.
That dime pickup line was actually one of the best I’ve ever heard, made me think I was gay for a second
My friends has this concept called "Goodbye-Friendzone-Vodka" and it's exactly what it sounds like
"People are having sex before they hold hands"
Yikes, nailed it like chad did
this seems difficult
Modern problems need modern solutions
Funny, nowadays people have entire hookups where the only parts that touch are their genitals
@@appa609 I just did what he said...
It is the best way to break the ice. You can always get their name after
I hear some confidence in your voice on this one lol. You might be a stud in disguise. I’m onto you.. 🤨
Don't you know he used to be Grandmaster in starcraft? Of course he's confident, he's a literal god!
He just got a girlfriend. Which explains the video about successfully talking to a girl
From his sense of humor I would definitely say he is a guy who's good with girls
Anthony B *into
There are grandmaster titles in starcraft? What in tarnation?
3:24 About that, a couple of years ago, I had a date with a girl that was a part of a student short I was acting in, and she invited me to a restaurant where the food is only 10$, so broke 17 years old me was happy. When we got there I realized it was a pub, and I couldn't get in because I wasn't 18 (she was 19). So we had to find another restaurant in proximity. Obviously, it's not 10$ everywhere, unless you go to McDonald's. The place we went to was like a mid-end restaurant, but I had only about 42-43$ on me (as I said, I was broke). When we got to the bill, I paid like 20$ for my food, and she took a 25$ plate, and when I asked if we were splitting the bill or whatever, she said that she didn't bring any fucking money! So I had to rack up every bit of change that I had to pay for the bill, and I couldn't tip the server. It was awkward, as the rest of the date was.
Let's say there were no new couples formed that day.
Aq
How didn't i discovered this channel before? probably i laugh more in 3 or 4 videos than in all comedy shows i've seen in my entire life togheter and at the end kinda learned something
People say the same shit with different words during confessions and sex. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Punish me daddy, I've been naughty"
sean sheridan This is fucking
genius lmao
i'm 90% sure it's from a textpost
cof oh yeah it is
Oh cool, maybe I can get a date now.
..."First step is asking someone out"
*Rolls back over*
Asking someone out is easy, but what to do next is beyond me, so i never asked anyone...
Антон Южаков the real trouble starts if they say yes
That's what i'm talking about.
Honestly if they said yes, they already like you so from there just plan a nice date. It's ok if your fist date is a little awkward most of them are.
That's the truth.
Assuming I’m better than a vacant time slot is bold.
For a minute I forgot this guy was an actual person, not a stick figure drawn in MS paint
Can’t get stressed if you never get your hopes up
Like hopes of anyone actually talking to you?
Can't get stressed if you never have dates.
“While I’m not judging you for busting out the strap-on day one, god certainly is.”
😂
"How you talk about something is way more important what you talk about"
That is a very good quote.
I really seem to like it
Me: Has one night stand.
Also me: Keeps all my books on it.
"So, what do you do in your spare time?"
"I cry."
"But it's okay; I always do that"
i hate nothing more than movie first dates.
"Hey wouldnt it be romantic if for our first date we did an activity that we cant talk to eachother during"
Ikr, the first date is all about getting to know the other person...
It only works if you go for food or drinks after. Gives you something to talk about to fill dead space. You're not doing just the movie.
There's a reason it's "dinner _and_ a movie" not just "a movie".
My very first real date...at 38 years old (freshly divorced) was at a comedy club.
Worked out pretty well.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 Indeed, a period while shoving food into your face is a great time to chat.
why am I getting this channel now? this is amazing
Every frikin video is a master piece. I love em. Just the best. Cheers mate.
“so the most classic date idea is dinner and a movie”
*holds up a camcorder*
Only if she's a dime
Oml I get it now. See that's the C proof I am male
Me: Do you want a French kiss or an Australian kiss?
Girl: What’s an Australian kiss?
Me: A kiss down under.
Jack Howard or a Spider-Man kiss.
I DOn't gEt iT
.
Do you want to take a trip to my Netherlands?
@@captainmattypat2646 R/wOoOoSh
"If you ask them out they can either say yes or no"
Oh my man im not sure you are qualified for this video
All of us sitting here trying to learn about Phase 57 when we haven’t reached Phase 1.
I only date dimes. - This was the best. You started laughing... hahahah
Could someone please elaborate on this joke, I didn't get it.
A dime is a type of coin but also a word used for a very beautiful lady
So he said he dates dimes as in, can tell you what date it was made, but it also means he only dates beautiful women
It could also mean... he only dates 10s ;)
Cool, thanks! I forgot that I can use urban dictionary for that second meaning.
I thought I was the only one that caught him laughing there 😂
2 + 2= 4 - 1=3 that’s quick maths
Don’t think I didn’t catch you sneaky boi
Lucas Whitfield what is 4-1 😂
but 2+2=4 -1= 3 is wrong, 2+2 is 4 not 4-1
Wow man i bet you're the life of the party huh? just let the man have a laugh jesus...
All this "NO! YOU'RE WRONGG ITS AKTUALLY WRONG" no one caresssss
kevin harkins no u
2:35 I love how you can her the chuckle and the smile on his face when he talks after that
This is my favorite video from you lol this is great
The accent he gave his mom was sooo Australian I’m amazed
Ikr
its cause he is from Australia and moved to canada
I was born in australia and have no accent. But I'm basically hermit atm and watching american media prob doesn't help.
Casually Explained is legitimately one of the only CZcams channels that consistently makes me ACTUALLY laugh out loud 🤣
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons Same:)
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons look up TheOdd1sOut
"then you show them your youtube channel" gets me every time XDDD
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons SAME
100% facts. my favorite youtuber for humor
My first date with the current bf featured a 2 hour long stroll on the beach, Maccie D's, a hike in a possibly haunted forest after dark and a high five to finish it all off. Needless to say that it was the best first date I've ever been on and we're still going strong. 😁 Just be creative and be yourself.
Holy shit I died at the “Reasons to not be yourself” list