Casually Explained: Flirting

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  • @Manoffire466
    @Manoffire466 Před 7 lety +39416

    I never flirt with a girl who flirts back, I just can't go out with someone with standards that low.

    • @scottmcauliffe8916
      @scottmcauliffe8916 Před 7 lety +675

      J Munoz damn.....same

    • @Jusssssssssssssssss
      @Jusssssssssssssssss Před 7 lety +563

      J Munoz so you are considering yourself as a low quality person?

    • @RsAdwaam
      @RsAdwaam Před 7 lety +2344

      Faris Yusuf congratz on getting the joke!

    • @dexterrr9163
      @dexterrr9163 Před 7 lety +169

      just maybe she likes you, dont take it too serious tho

    • @gnmarte
      @gnmarte Před 7 lety +677

      Well, at this point we cant be too sure. We better keep looking for signals.

  • @LouDaTrojan
    @LouDaTrojan Před 7 lety +9779

    "So, what school do you go to?" -Me to a cute chick in my music class

    • @DinujayaRajakaruna
      @DinujayaRajakaruna Před 7 lety +397

      Louinja Ahahah holy shit

    • @ROFLHELIPWNS
      @ROFLHELIPWNS Před 7 lety +167

      Louinja elsword player detected

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan Před 7 lety +126

      Yeah man... kinda dry compared to your existance

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 Před 7 lety +53

      "So who's Instagram or twitter did you steal this from" -Me to someone who shouldn't get any likes

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan Před 7 lety +105

      "Are you asking me a question or just stating the obvious?" -Me to someone who doesn't know how to put a question mark after a sentence ;)

  • @jjoker129
    @jjoker129 Před 4 lety +13960

    I feel like he doesn’t even read off of a script, he just thinks of something and freestyles it

    • @buster117
      @buster117 Před 4 lety +875

      Well that's a casual explanation for you.

    • @arisilittedsquad9003
      @arisilittedsquad9003 Před 4 lety +15

      buster117 69

    • @jackismname
      @jackismname Před 4 lety +405

      Theres no way its freestyled, its really well written.

    • @Tipen
      @Tipen Před 4 lety +268

      julien astier He just reads it so naturally it feels freestyled

    • @mr_ekshun
      @mr_ekshun Před 4 lety +73

      It could always be both, too. I think it's likely he freestyles at least some of it. Idk his background for sure but after watching his video on comedy, it kind of sounded like he might have some background in comedy. Maybe.

  • @Tony.Vibez.
    @Tony.Vibez. Před 6 lety +10472

    “You’re really starting to fill up that extra small shirt” LOL IM DEAD

    • @lukefischer1323
      @lukefischer1323 Před 4 lety +17

      What’s the joke

    • @benturner4774
      @benturner4774 Před 4 lety +181

      @@lukefischer1323 you'll learn eventually

    • @Dark-Horizon15
      @Dark-Horizon15 Před 4 lety +436

      @@lukefischer1323 He is trying to look more muscular by wearing a extra small shirt

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho Před 4 lety +11

      Luke Fischer what they surprised doggo said and how they’re a very tiny person lmao

    • @big_Tren
      @big_Tren Před 4 lety +2

      NRF Bands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ruler898
    @ruler898 Před 7 lety +8603

    Man Casually Explained have you been working out? Those doodles of you have gotten a few pixels wider.

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 Před 7 lety +176

      esrezza I wouldn't advertise that

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched Před 7 lety +14

      ruler898 Nice try
      BETHANY
      Don't mind me just a random person

    • @Architector_4
      @Architector_4 Před 7 lety +109

      +esrezza
      **watches on a huge 320x240 screen**
      DAAMN, now THAT is a huge one.

    • @katieday717
      @katieday717 Před 7 lety +1

      ruler898 the

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 Před 7 lety +5

      esrezza I gotcha man. I like to wear a shirt that says "I have a small penis". All the girls love it

  • @waimanalo
    @waimanalo Před 7 lety +8171

    "Do you like music?"
    ...
    "Wow, we have so much in common."

    • @anthonylach8089
      @anthonylach8089 Před 7 lety +233

      lifeissometa
      "I usually inhale something called O. Or other words known as Oxygen. It keeps my blood flowing through my body so I can stay alive. So how about you?" Usually works as most humans breathe air, so yea we connect.

    • @sirquestgiver8550
      @sirquestgiver8550 Před 7 lety +156

      anthony lach - I can't connect, I breath O2... soooo... sorry

    • @hunsopheap2856
      @hunsopheap2856 Před 7 lety +1

      MysticMushroom poooj

    • @trentmaze1489
      @trentmaze1489 Před 7 lety

      lifeissometa jfri

    • @lauran.5524
      @lauran.5524 Před 6 lety

      anthony lach áhgsgdhfd

  • @PeterOekvist
    @PeterOekvist Před 4 lety +8886

    When i was 20 I flirted with a really beautiful girl at work
    and when she started to flirt back i became so fucking
    nervous that i asked what she did for a living....
    Smoooooth.....

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 Před 4 lety +39

      czcams.com/video/hLjTqH_ZvO4/video.html

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble Před 4 lety +503

      Cha cha

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending Před 4 lety +161

      @@filipedias7284 appropriate response

    • @iloverussia111
      @iloverussia111 Před 3 lety +236

      DAAAAMN MAN YOU REALLY GOT HER

    • @goldmantis5850
      @goldmantis5850 Před 3 lety +215

      I hear the ladies like it when you ask them "have you heard of the high elves?"

  • @kingmiko1726
    @kingmiko1726 Před 7 lety +7740

    that part about the girl not saying anything until 3 years later when she has a boyfriend hit me close to home. Had a feel moment

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Před 5 lety +234

      They do that and don't you blame her for jumping into a relationship with the guy she didn't make jump through hoops to get in her pants. Just kidding I'd totally blame her and never speak to her again.

    • @howtungchong174
      @howtungchong174 Před 4 lety +20

      Bless u bro

    • @Crishz
      @Crishz Před 4 lety +22

      We feel you King

    • @kingmiko1726
      @kingmiko1726 Před 4 lety +450

      Update : Three years later and I’ve found my wife 👍 thanks for the support guys

    • @Crishz
      @Crishz Před 4 lety +77

      @@kingmiko1726 glad to hear it, king:)

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 Před 4 lety +3964

    Worst thing I've said while flirting
    'Wow, you must have a really nice brain'

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus Před 4 lety +371

      That actually got me laughing. You'll find a woman one day.

    • @MareNectaris
      @MareNectaris Před 4 lety +172

      To be fair I love it when men compliment my intelligence, so something along those lines would work really well with me 👍

    • @doll_dress_swap1269
      @doll_dress_swap1269 Před 4 lety +116

      I'd laugh at that and probably flirt back. A+ flirting technique.

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions Před 4 lety +50

      @@doll_dress_swap1269 A+ to you for sense of humour, i like that :)

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun Před 4 lety +8

      Damn that sucks

  • @doll_dress_swap1269
    @doll_dress_swap1269 Před 4 lety +7254

    Her: he's thinking about other girls!
    Him: what's it like to be f-ed by a dude?

  • @MrBeastknows
    @MrBeastknows Před 7 lety +11804

    "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
    Gets them everytime.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 Před 4 lety +218

      what?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 Před 4 lety +2163

      @@hata6290 he said "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime.

    • @ND-er1bo
      @ND-er1bo Před 4 lety +842

      @@hata6290 "HEY, I THINK YOUR CUTE." "SORRY BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "OMG SO DO I WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ;)"
      GETS TEHM EVERYTIME.

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. Před 4 lety +391

      W H A T?

    • @dylancolon9756
      @dylancolon9756 Před 4 lety +266

      He said, "hey I think you're cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend". "Omg, so do I. We have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 Před 4 lety +8631

    Is she into you?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No
    [X] Can't tell

  • @CreatorsInk
    @CreatorsInk Před 7 lety +8567

    So I flirted...
    I ended up in county prison and now all these prisoners keep flirting with me...does this mean I did it right? Please respond.

    • @reble_uwu3405
      @reble_uwu3405 Před 5 lety +165

      But are they into you

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 Před 5 lety +117

      P L E A S E R E S P O N D

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 Před 5 lety +55

      FreedKeleeb I see you figured out the ol prison wallet technique and got a phone in.. be careful getting that soap though, someone might end up butt dialing an emergency number for you

    • @indavalucazo3277
      @indavalucazo3277 Před 5 lety +55

      I know its late...but...I really hope you dont get heart broken by those prisoners man. They can be cruel and thoughtless of your feelings, find the right one for you man. Dont let anyone take advantage of you

    • @user-bv9yk5ss5n
      @user-bv9yk5ss5n Před 4 lety +11

      Paradigm Well, you cant really tell...

  • @jf011
    @jf011 Před 7 lety +4239

    I tried flirting once but I went to initiate physical contact with a friendly punch to the shoulder and she ran off crying to her friends, any tips?

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben Před 7 lety +1431

      If you hear a crunch that's a bad sign. Punch harder so the arm comes clean off, don't wanna look weak

    • @charlespetrongolo4201
      @charlespetrongolo4201 Před 7 lety +451

      Fuck the arm. Kill her to establish your dominance. Then you can go out with any girl if you threaten them a little.

    • @shmander
      @shmander Před 7 lety +164

      0/10 advice would ignore again

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt Před 7 lety +115

      Jack Fitzgerald tell her you were just showing her what Chris Brown didn't do

    • @MrPiccolo-du7ed
      @MrPiccolo-du7ed Před 7 lety +5

      Jack Fitzgerald She cant take light taps. Not you fault or unless u punched her too hard. yet again she did extra

  • @I_L_M_yt
    @I_L_M_yt Před rokem +1485

    Lecture for life: Everyone knows how to flirt, until you meet someone you like.

  • @buckledwheat6299
    @buckledwheat6299 Před 6 lety +2551

    "Or just bent over the kitchen counter"
    Pffft
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @tgb6551
    @tgb6551 Před 7 lety +3397

    lmao soon as he stopped making science videos he blew up

    • @MattTheBlaster
      @MattTheBlaster Před 7 lety +773

      fuck science. science cant explain why my dad left when i was kid

    • @noahdingess3814
      @noahdingess3814 Před 7 lety +627

      It technically could.

    • @persal4096
      @persal4096 Před 7 lety +633

      Belle Bish you see by the force of gravity, he propelled his foot one by one in the opposite direction of the location you are in

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 Před 7 lety +28

      Belle Bish Technically speaking it can

    • @mortem4342
      @mortem4342 Před 6 lety +30

      M Je Yes it can, but you wouldn't like it.

  • @lucian0221
    @lucian0221 Před 4 lety +668

    "Wait for the alcohol to give you a personality"

  • @lilac392
    @lilac392 Před 6 lety +2579

    “Alright, good handshake, remember her name, remember your name, pick 2”
    Crosses out remember your name

    • @gmjedi1015
      @gmjedi1015 Před 5 lety +23

      It’s so true though

    • @santialterman3066
      @santialterman3066 Před 4 lety +25

      Yeah that happened in the video you know... Exactly how you quoted it

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 Před 4 lety +1

      imagine saying *Hey, my name is Dick Dick-In-Son*

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 Před 4 lety

      g a b r i e l l e it’s just like “hi, ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhh hebcysbduchc bsjdhcbdjd”

    • @deepslates
      @deepslates Před 3 lety +6

      _priorities_

  • @issacblevins42
    @issacblevins42 Před 3 lety +305

    “But this is also how a lot of girls act platonically friendly” Facts 100%

  • @DJUnionX
    @DJUnionX Před 7 lety +2151

    Should I use wide angle or normal lens?

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits Před 7 lety +2371

    passed out from fear and woke up half naked at a Victoria's Secret surrounded by torn up dresses and what seemed to be a human leg. Did I do something wrong?

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev Před 7 lety +54

      Arcralf Dude omg nice comment very funny up and coming Internet comedian! Amazing truly outstanding, can't wait until you start your own comedy CZcams channel!

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev Před 7 lety +20

      anthony lach It was a cancer/10 at best

    • @HonoraryAperture
      @HonoraryAperture Před 7 lety +37

      cancer/10 doesnt count as a joke.

    • @redstonetechnician1993
      @redstonetechnician1993 Před 7 lety +26

      +Meme School So my life isn't a joke?

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 Před 7 lety +2

      Depends...

  • @rugbytimezone5480
    @rugbytimezone5480 Před 3 lety +648

    I had a crush on a girl for 3 years and when I finally had the courage to ask her out she told me she was a lesbian

  • @neonmajora8454
    @neonmajora8454 Před 5 lety +384

    "I can always go home and practice my empathy."
    *goes to kitchen*

    • @jeremynorman942
      @jeremynorman942 Před 4 lety +14

      Best joke in the video😂😂

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah I didn't understand that one.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 Před 4 lety +23

      @@dayman888 The joke is he's going to the kitchen to understand women better.

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 Před 3 lety +4

      @Safia Kabiri Hahaha yeah I forgot that line when I made this comment then I watched it again and understood.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 Před 3 lety +2

      @Safia Kabiri Oh wow, that's a layer I missed. xD

  • @sefiikk
    @sefiikk Před 7 lety +842

    I feel like I'm watching a Khan Academy video.

    • @dsnead
      @dsnead Před 4 lety +33

      Except it's actually useful.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 4 lety +40

      @@dsnead so, a Khan Academy video?

    • @toomanybagels
      @toomanybagels Před 4 lety +17

      Dario Snead silence mortal khan academy is god

    • @texturalrlb9627
      @texturalrlb9627 Před 3 lety +1

      oof

    • @irmaostuga
      @irmaostuga Před 3 lety +1

      The organic chemistry teacher is way better

  • @TrollThings247
    @TrollThings247 Před 7 lety +1867

    i ran out of my wife's labour to watch this video. Good thing this is about flirting, she left me

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 Před 7 lety +140

      What in tarnation

    • @jxcobpxrker5616
      @jxcobpxrker5616 Před 6 lety +15

      Persephone left and now Hades onto that Demeter sas.

    • @lexn5739
      @lexn5739 Před 6 lety +2

      This nigga

    • @vulpix8984
      @vulpix8984 Před 6 lety +1

      It’s ok you can just kiddnap another girl and trick her to eat food

  • @tomthetomato4917
    @tomthetomato4917 Před 7 lety +363

    "Do you like air?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "OMG, me too!"
    "WOOOW, we have so much in common!"

  • @nahabat9
    @nahabat9 Před 6 lety +401

    1:50 "That would not be very good teasing because I'd really worried about how she found out" 😂😂😂😂😂😂ROFL.

  • @aslanburnley
    @aslanburnley Před 7 lety +2694

    Some advice.
    Don't be afraid of girls. If you want a girl to be your girlfriend, say hello, introduce yourself, ask her her name. Start up a conversation, maybe about her name, fashion, aesthetic, heritage, or what she or you are doing, and diverge into another related and interesting topic. Just talk and have fun. Be nice. One thing you should notice is whether or not a girl mentions her bf or husband. If she never mentions her partner, she might be single, or she doesn't like her partner. Once you have established a base line with them, maybe a few days later, go up to her earnestly, and with confidence, and ask her to be your gf. Don't be a fucking degenerate. Sex should be the last thing on your mind if you want to form a relationship. Life isn't just about sex. It is more about having a virtuous moral character, and that means having a bleeding heart, and a rational mind. Attraction and aesthetic are important, so maybe talk about those things, and be honest. Being physically healthy is also important. Remember what Hitler said, healthy body, healthy mind.

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 Před 6 lety +1374

      Did you actually quote fucking Hitler

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 Před 6 lety +225

      If you say so

    • @chrstnptt3398
      @chrstnptt3398 Před 6 lety +230

      i,m dying, lol

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 Před 6 lety +224

      This tip is as helpful as "What should I say?" - "Just say Hello." It doesn't help.
      And the part about life beeing about beeing a good person, fucking bullshit. Beeing nice is the last thing that gets you into a relationship.

    • @an_impasse
      @an_impasse Před 5 lety +347

      “Ask her her name”
      You’re already rejected.

  • @lomk4424
    @lomk4424 Před 7 lety +1566

    I usually flirt with the girls at my work and is going pretty well!
    I work at an retirement home :(

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude Před 7 lety +135

      LomK4 I like the ones with Alzheimer's. It really takes the pressure off.

    • @vinaymane5538
      @vinaymane5538 Před 7 lety +11

      ninjalemurdude i am into wrinkles and arthritis

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 Před 7 lety +3

      ninjalemurdude Yeah, and the one's with parkinson.... really shaky!

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 Před 7 lety +1

      Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus Well everyone has his own tastes

    • @paragon1782
      @paragon1782 Před 7 lety +4

      LomK4 I work in a retirement home as well and I have had sex with two of my co-workers so far lol

  • @thisisEHAM
    @thisisEHAM Před 4 lety +427

    A girl once put her hand on my forearm after laughing at something I said. I hardly knew her. It was 8 years ago. I still remember it to this day, and I’ve had a few serious relationships since then. A simple touch can be a big sign!

    • @sophiakim143
      @sophiakim143 Před 4 lety +70

      Really? Wow damn, I sometimes lightly touch my guy friends...i shouldn't be doing that i guess

    • @thisisEHAM
      @thisisEHAM Před 4 lety +45

      Sophia Kim Well I’d say if you both know you’re just friends, you’re alright

    • @sophiakim143
      @sophiakim143 Před 4 lety +40

      @@thisisEHAM yea we do, I hope I'm not stirring up any emotions still

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 Před 3 lety +48

      Once, while a piano was playing jazz, the girl I was attracted to grabbed my arm and put her head on my shoulder...
      *Anomaly detected*
      *Overheating*
      *System shut down in 3... 2... 1...*

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 Před 3 lety +54

      The latest physical contact with a girl I remember was a couple years ago, when I helped her during an exam by passing to her some of the documents I brought in (it was authorized), and when she got out of the room she jumped-hugged me.
      The earliest girl at all I think about was a beautiful redhead when I was about 12 years old who would just be nice and smile to me, I went to sleep each night thinking about her and smiling despite it being a fucking shitty period of my life.
      A lot of guys are so lonely any positive interaction with a girl is heavily remembered, so if any girl reads this, remember that even the slightest amount of positive interaction with you would make most guys feel a lot better for a while.

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus Před 4 lety +430

    "So, a big part of flirting is teasing."
    *Walks up to a human woman:* "Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You're a good girl! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"
    Literally everyone in the area: WTF?

    • @silverstarthehybrid8122
      @silverstarthehybrid8122 Před 3 lety +20

      I would laugh. 10/10

    • @wholetmeonhere
      @wholetmeonhere Před 3 lety +25

      Her dog: 🐶👄🐶

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 3 lety +30

      thats kinky

    • @sussett
      @sussett Před rokem +5

      I mean, I would voice a loud "WTF" but I would be laughing my ass off.

    • @seungjoonwoo2462
      @seungjoonwoo2462 Před rokem +1

      A lot of girls I met had a praise kink. I never say good girl outside of bed anymore.

  • @SvenVee
    @SvenVee Před 7 lety +5592

    That erection thing tho... imagine if that would really happen irl 😂

  • @madiwilliamss
    @madiwilliamss Před 7 lety +537

    1. Good Handshake
    2. Remember their name
    3. -Remember your name-
    4. Pick two

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 Před 4 lety +3

      I'll cross out pick two so I can pick all three

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 Před 4 lety +1

      hmm, that looks like 3

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 Před 3 lety

      I dont want to pick 2, ill pick one because that seems like a really easy one

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom Před 3 lety

      Muclunky

    • @ashleybrandenburger4665
      @ashleybrandenburger4665 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey thanks for the tip... insert*good handshake* M willi wanna go out....

  • @VNVNation2013
    @VNVNation2013 Před 6 lety +94

    "Until she tells you three years later, when she already has a boyfriend"
    Oh m GOD, it's so true!

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 Před 2 lety +64

    I'm autistic and casually explained has helped me socially more than therapy did

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude Před 7 lety +854

    I wonder if he has a hard time making it through recording the voice overs for his videos without laughing lol

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien Před 3 lety +42

      What do you mean, laugh? This is no joking matter.

  • @thebackup9991
    @thebackup9991 Před 7 lety +2551

    Hey comment section, I need some advice
    So I've been talking to this girl for a while. We get along very well, we hang out almost every day, she has a picture of me and her in her room, she always laugh and touches me on the arm and we like to sit in my ford truck and watch funny CZcams videos, such as this. She brings up sex-related subjects often in our conversations and always talks about how "hot she is" (I agree). Now before I ask, "Is she into me?" there are a few stipulations. We both live in the deep south, and she is incredibly racist and traditional. She rides her horse all the time, she listens to Blake Shelton 24/7 and always walks around with her confederate flag. She is also my cousin. Is she into me?

    • @Braincain007
      @Braincain007 Před 7 lety +172

      Ethan Stephens no

    • @95kelleyk
      @95kelleyk Před 7 lety +344

      Ethan Stephens yes

    • @uncharted4076
      @uncharted4076 Před 7 lety +983

      again you can't really be sure. you may just be in her profile pic because you are family. watching videos in bed is something that many friends do. my advice is to wait for now and keep looking for signs

    • @jamilskannal
      @jamilskannal Před 7 lety +191

      Hump her then dump her.

    • @brandonbaker536
      @brandonbaker536 Před 7 lety +50

      I believe he has a video helping people out if said female is or is not into you. Recommend to watch then pursue more info regarding if she is into you or not. Sounds like a keeper though.

  • @suntzu1409
    @suntzu1409 Před 3 lety +14

    -Are you alive?
    -Yes
    -OMFG we have so much in common

  • @nemow8883
    @nemow8883 Před 4 lety +17

    1:17
    Casually explained without context

  • @anthonylach8089
    @anthonylach8089 Před 7 lety +1393

    I flirted once, she laughed at my jokes, we went out, got married, had children, and eventually grew old together.
    And then I woke up and realized im only a 5 year old duck.

  • @infinitycupcake
    @infinitycupcake Před 7 lety +383

    Why do I have the BIGGEST CRUSH on Casually Explained

    • @djcoolbeat6934
      @djcoolbeat6934 Před 7 lety +17

      Hey star, get a life.

    • @sjurgaustad5531
      @sjurgaustad5531 Před 7 lety +117

      Clearly because his dic pic worked. ~Duh~

    • @annabel9278
      @annabel9278 Před 6 lety +1

      tbh saME tho

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- Před 6 lety +20

      Djcool beat maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs Před 4 lety +30

      @@djcoolbeat6934 maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

  • @SomeRandom64
    @SomeRandom64 Před rokem +13

    In my foreign language class, there’s like 3 levels of “understanding”, and 1 is order from a restaurant
    2 is flirt with the waiter or waitress
    3 is tell the cops or was an accident 😂😂

    • @jimbogreen7029
      @jimbogreen7029 Před měsícem

      bro I'm not even at level 2 in my native language😢

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 Před 4 lety +64

    Did anyone else catch the “imagine getting banged by a guy” joke “practice my empathy” at the end?

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 Před 3 lety

      John Johnson Also he went to the kitchen. lol

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah dude. We all got it.

    • @benji37
      @benji37 Před 3 lety +1

      Youre the person who comment "OMG thats deep " On Billie ellish songs

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms Před 7 lety +1634

    I'm pretty sure chicks fall for you, quite easily..

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude Před 7 lety +915

      Tech Incorporated Yeah, but it's only because he ties their shoelaces together.

    • @saucyfilmmaker
      @saucyfilmmaker Před 7 lety +84

      Zing! :D
      btw I'm stealing this joke.

    • @hardcorehammy7848
      @hardcorehammy7848 Před 7 lety +10

      ninjalemurdude 114 likes in 6 hours on a reply damn dude

    • @everythingisonfire9967
      @everythingisonfire9967 Před 7 lety +2

      HardcoreHammy *LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS, IT'S THERE IN THE SAME THING!*

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy Před 7 lety +6

      Tech Incorporated dude like his voice if I was a girl I would just jeep him talking

  • @bloodyskullgaming
    @bloodyskullgaming Před 7 lety +1075

    I found I'm really good at flirting but I lack the courage to go talk to random girls. I literally hit on and managed to get some kind of positive outcome out of every single girl I've been introduced to. But I'm terrified to just go meet new random people. Life is weird. Back to gaming, I guess.

    • @TheShapingSickness
      @TheShapingSickness Před 7 lety +112

      Bloody Skull Gaming I'm bad at flirting and terrified of talking to random girls

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming Před 7 lety +81

      Look on the bright side: you have way more subscribers than I do. Use that power to your advantage.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame Před 7 lety +24

      Bloody Skull Gaming Wow, hahaha that's literally me. I need help with the approach, once that is done I'm good

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming Před 7 lety +54

      I know, right? Just introduce me to a girl and I can talk to her all night and she will give me her number out of her own will. But there's no way I'm able to stop a stranger with a cheesy line like "You're cute, let's talk". Maybe it's a cultural difference, I'm not sure honestly. I feel here in Italy it's kinda harder to casually connect with other people in general.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame Před 7 lety +7

      Bloody Skull Gaming Well I live in America and go through the same things you're saying. Every girl I've properly talked to has showed in any form or way that they like me, I just don't know how to start a conversation

  • @martinv1995
    @martinv1995 Před 5 lety +25

    Love how she's the one having the beer and he's sipping a Cosmopolitan

  • @apple-de8tx
    @apple-de8tx Před 3 lety +7

    i was just watching a couple casually explained videos and now I'm getting ads for dating courses and apps

  • @asaellopez8722
    @asaellopez8722 Před 7 lety +1377

    I'm gonna ask out a girl today. wish me luck guys. thanks for the advice.

    • @Kity247
      @Kity247 Před 7 lety +101

      let us know how it goes bud

    • @kojaxcaines7894
      @kojaxcaines7894 Před 7 lety +148

      Asael Lopez just dont hit your erection while getting up fam

    • @mes0gots0its
      @mes0gots0its Před 7 lety +103

      Don't forget to "practice your empathy."

    • @33ro0
      @33ro0 Před 7 lety +79

      I'm gonna ask a today out girl, luck me guys wish. advice for the thanks

    • @AK-gg5nh
      @AK-gg5nh Před 7 lety +9

      Asael Lopez Is she into you?

  • @Bombshocked
    @Bombshocked Před 7 lety +754

    What's with Casually Explained and elbow touching, is it really THAT common?

    • @abdullahasif7992
      @abdullahasif7992 Před 6 lety +9

      Bombshock / 10.000 Subs
      Only 96 likes,come on someone comment I wanna know

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 Před 6 lety +70

      Abdullah Asif I don’t see it very often. I tend to stray away from touching other people’s wenises.

    • @BattyBitz
      @BattyBitz Před 5 lety +13

      *Weenoose

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 Před 5 lety +11

      BattyBitz weeni*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 Před 5 lety

      Aidan Powell ... What?

  • @bagduster9381
    @bagduster9381 Před 4 lety +14

    I love watching these, I get no real advice but at the same time I can relate completely

  • @7Chikchan
    @7Chikchan Před 7 lety +12

    "There's really no way to know until 3 yrs later when she's already dating someone else" lmao

  • @obedchattergoon2780
    @obedchattergoon2780 Před 7 lety +38

    "Use the macro setting, obviously."

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider Před 7 lety +58

    See there's my problem, a non-threatening way. I've been saying "give me your number or else."

  • @davisalomaogarcialopes6335
    @davisalomaogarcialopes6335 Před 4 lety +12

    "What is your favorite food?"
    "Hmmm, I don't know, but I think it would be . . ."
    "Oh Yeah me too"

  • @Xorn4359
    @Xorn4359 Před 4 lety +23

    "No way to know which it is until she tells you 3 years later when she has a boyfriend " your comments are starting to get creepy accurate my man I feel as though I should check for spyware

  • @ohreallythis
    @ohreallythis Před 7 lety +431

    What if your a 3/10 what do u do then?

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 Před 7 lety +6

      plateau shoes.

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude Před 7 lety +175

      ohreallythis Watch obscure anime.

    • @asmr_sabri
      @asmr_sabri Před 7 lety +245

      Find another 3/10 and settle

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis Před 7 lety +38

      See a doctor, you're clearly not all there.

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus Před 7 lety +49

      ohreallythis If you are 3/10, either do as sabbicatify suggests or accept the fact you'll never truly find love as many of us have.

  • @griffgg9000
    @griffgg9000 Před 7 lety +171

    Haven't talked to a girl in 4 years, life has been good

  • @SamPockerOfficial
    @SamPockerOfficial Před 6 lety +19

    Your videos are so funny. I love how well written they are. In this video I love the callback to your other video about drink choices. I was laughing so hard at the shot of you holding a cosmo at the bar.

  • @toddstockton9663
    @toddstockton9663 Před 6 lety

    I love the honesty in this video thanks

  • @the314Qwerty
    @the314Qwerty Před 7 lety +22

    "You like jazz?" line from a non-A movie.

  • @Zetraxes
    @Zetraxes Před 7 lety +8

    i think the best part about his videos is that his sarcasm sounds so real that it he can be mistaken to be suicidal with a crippling depression

  • @xenstudio
    @xenstudio Před 4 lety +5

    "Make sure to use the macro setting" That's one heck of roast there CE

  • @drakulamertcan
    @drakulamertcan Před 4 lety +13

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh aloud man, thanks for being such a great comedian and brightening up my mood!

  • @230mps
    @230mps Před 7 lety +14

    I love how dating advice is always like "this is why guys are weird.....girls...you're just perfect...."

  • @sparterence4572
    @sparterence4572 Před 7 lety +7

    I bent myself over the kitchen counter... suddenly I am empathy lvl. 100

  • @spacespace777
    @spacespace777 Před 4 lety

    Seriously the best channel on this platform

  • @emily.9741
    @emily.9741 Před 3 lety +10

    Why is no one talking about her hat? 1:14
    😂😂

  • @Guggernut
    @Guggernut Před 7 lety +10

    "I can always go home that night and practice my empathy" *Doodle is in kitchen* I about died lmao

  • @zeroskill.
    @zeroskill. Před 7 lety +3

    Casually explained: casually explained's strained self destructive humour

  • @andreimoga7813
    @andreimoga7813 Před 5 lety

    The First Bank ad is excellent! Great acting, great Franklin character.

  • @haelww1
    @haelww1 Před 2 lety

    I really love those videos.

  • @MichaelStubbs
    @MichaelStubbs Před 7 lety +6

    I'm ~3 hours away from going on a date and really needed this advice. Thanks CE!

  • @arkano6204
    @arkano6204 Před 7 lety +15

    Meets 2 hot sisters
    I try start conversation
    Me: So how'd you guys meet

  • @blandomrigdlackbude
    @blandomrigdlackbude Před rokem

    this is my first video from this guy and it's good, i hope he uploads consistently and doesn't take 1 year long breaks :-)

  • @winonadaphne6445
    @winonadaphne6445 Před 6 lety +1

    omg love the end about flirting anyway to build up your confidence bc on 3 different occasions i walked up to a cute guy on the street and asked for his phone number and walking up, you feel giddy and your knees wobble a bit but watching them look shy while typing their number into your phone ----- that fleeting sense of victory ----- and it kind of boosts your self esteem a little too.

  • @emmanuelgoldstein9806
    @emmanuelgoldstein9806 Před 7 lety +13

    you forgot the chloroform, I've never gotten a date without it

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 Před 7 lety +23

    Pro Tip: Do NOT go above and beyond with teasing. This one girl only talks to me when she wants to tease me and it's really hurtful and annoying. Once in a while is good enough.

  • @Frilabird
    @Frilabird Před 4 lety +1

    This channel is really useful, I learn a lot about these human species

  • @coffeemugger3052
    @coffeemugger3052 Před 6 lety

    i think ive found my new favorite channel

  • @user-lf7mn5hu3u
    @user-lf7mn5hu3u Před 7 lety +8

    I love your videos,keep up the good work!

  • @Seedaron
    @Seedaron Před 7 lety +6

    If Casually explained ever is revealed to be a jacked and very successfull dude, I will lose all hope in myself.

  • @g-yoshi9275
    @g-yoshi9275 Před 6 lety

    I'm literally learning a huge amount via your dry sarcasm. It's weird .. and it's amazing

  • @markcarter183
    @markcarter183 Před 7 lety

    3rd video I've watched, already earned my sub.

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt Před 7 lety +7

    Lol I finally got why you were holding the peacock feather at the beginning

  • @DoctorHerbstein
    @DoctorHerbstein Před 7 lety +8

    That awkward moment when you realize a girl was flirting with you for four weeks straight while you lived with her parents

  • @darkshark285
    @darkshark285 Před 7 lety

    i have been watching your channel since you had 800k. wow you really grow very fast bro

  • @aarontierney3303
    @aarontierney3303 Před 6 lety

    This is like how I try to be funny except that it's actually funny. Just discovered your channel, but it's awesome dude.

  • @nefarioussaint
    @nefarioussaint Před 7 lety +15

    Once again another brilliant video, you've never cease to amaze me.

    • @avian12311
      @avian12311 Před 7 lety +12

      ganter skyler Neither do you and I've just meet you

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 Před 7 lety +3

      I'll just..uhh..leave. You 2 have fun!

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 Před 7 lety +3

      +avian12311 LMAO

  • @taggy22
    @taggy22 Před 7 lety +3

    really need to do one on online dating! I feel there is Casually Explained gold in that world

  • @tomp329
    @tomp329 Před 4 lety

    I need these videos at the moment

  • @nicksic2203
    @nicksic2203 Před rokem

    ok after watching like three videos I have to subscribe, i love these casual jokes and hidden humor, Great Videos, Keep up the great work!

  • @gxplife8606
    @gxplife8606 Před 7 lety +23

    Can you casually explain writing a resume

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 Před 3 lety +3

    The fact that he said “non threatening” when describing flirting is terrifying

  • @user-dz6rv6np5m
    @user-dz6rv6np5m Před 6 lety

    One of the best things on CZcams original style and clever humour

  • @collapsingspace
    @collapsingspace Před 5 lety +5

    "Touch their elbow when you say something they find clever or funny" ...in other words you don't need to worry about it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @the_vine_queen
    @the_vine_queen Před rokem +4

    Yeah, flirting is different for each person. Sometimes it's literally just giving them compliments, sometimes it's laughing, sometimes it's a cheesy one-liner, or sometimes it's something that catches you completely off-guard.
    I usually like to casually bring up the subject of dating in general (not dating you specifically) to see if they're with anyone, and sometimes they'll admit it right there, but if not then the topic will be open and you'll have a better idea of how they feel about it.

  • @pprophet
    @pprophet Před 7 lety +3

    I'm glad I knew this guys channel before 500k

  • @BerthaRios
    @BerthaRios Před 7 lety +2

    You're killing it with the trending videos! I think reddit is helping :)

  • @connorgoerndt186
    @connorgoerndt186 Před 4 lety +2

    It shocks me that pretty good advice is mixed so well with dry sarcasm