Purgatony Episode 06 - You've Been Pre-Approved
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Tony Pergatelli is a low level bureaucrat in Purgatory - a claims adjustor for Death. Day in and day out, Tony reviews the files of the newly dead and decides singlehandedly whether they’re approved or denied to get into Heaven. He’s unqualified, unsure of himself and unbelievably burdened by the weight of his choices. It’s just one thing after another!
To save time, Death sends Tony back to Earth to do pre-audits of living people who are pre-approved for certain Heaven or Hell packages, as long as they sign a form saying they won’t deviate from their current life paths.
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“I will burn hell to the goddamn ground”
*Logic has left the chat*
Well i mean it's underground so technically it already burned to the ground, unless it means burn up to the surface in which case it's also probably true in some areas like las Vegas, like a volcano of sin.
There has to be that one peraon who thinks oh he means the rapper logic that makes no sense
@@keepironman14 R/wooosh
I've never seen a real r/wooosh until now
Take it way back take it way way back to the first white men who burnt down hell whyt a match in his hand
*Tony forgets folder*
Termites: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Oml yes
Make more this is the best youtube channel and video
WHAT CAREER WHAT CAREER
Termites: Look Boom Bam Bop, Bop Boom Pow
Croud: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“ don’t put the halo in your mouth”
* he puts the halo in his mouth*
“ don’t start a religion “
*. He starts a religion
Yup, sounds just about right.
Dont post this comment
god dammit you posted it
What a rebel
The halo thing he did I on purpose but the religion thing was on accident
Don't do a fricking great job!
F*ck.
If this ever becomes a movie, Danny devito should play toni
Agreed!!
Nah, it should be someone whose less likeable
Danni DeVito cult has started
y e s
Agreed
I keep forgetting this show exists and then getting pleasantly surprised when I see it in my feed
I know right?
Jay Harps I know I’m like
Oh hey look theirs a new one
caleb infinito The season was already released over a year ago though?
Jay Harps lol same
That's how CZcams works my friend
Death: DON’T START A RELIGION!!
Tony: Ok, jeez
Immediately gets worshiped
The funniest part is that Death's warning is legitimate due to how easy it would be to accidentally start a religion by having access to accurate foreknowledge of fate (people have started religions over much less).
Almost like that's the joke of the whole video...
- Don't start a *burp* religion, Morty!
- Oh, Jeez, Rick, I don't know!
Death was actually pretty understanding tbh
Tonny give me the swapsys I beg of you
At the end, Tony is right. Death is my favorite character. I love his sarcasm and how he just doesn’t give a fuck sometimes. He’s very entertaining and he’s just so cool.
I WANT TO WORK FOR HIM!
I love lot of Death depiction in media.
Tony: How come everyone watches MY show, but says you're their favorite?
Death: beCAUSE I'M SEXY, Tony
His feet and hands. ARE sexy (maybe)
yeah we heard that
450th like! That's a thing people do, right? Because I'm like toooootally a person and NOT a demon sent from hell to watch over people so I can study their life so I can send them to heaven or hell..... or anything.
@@novagilbreath9996 Seems legit.
Don’t start a religion!
Me: he’s gonna start a religion
Are you recruiting more soldiers for the Lucifer army?
Me: he’s started a religion
When you accidentally start a semi-satanist religion where people see you as Lord Satan's Prophet of Sarro
Yeah he started a religion
We all knew and he fucked up and now he has to let them die by drinking jiz
@@narrowhead i've done that once at school and my classmates thought i was satans son
Tony? You can make a religion our of this
"HE is our Path to Heaven!"
"HE is our HIGHWAY to HELL!"
THAT GOT ME LMFAO, MAN!
Balanced as all things should be
i'd prefer stairway to heaven
I ONLY JUST REALIESED THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE SON BY ACDC
@@SoloSpirit77 lmao
Imagine if they saud stairway to heaven. 2 classic sonf references in one
I have a feeling this episode will be a cult classic.
Easily the funniest comment on here
I thought it was
I liked the episode a lot. Def one of my favs so far.
I see what you did there.
I get the joke.😂
I love the semi-accurate interpretation of Satanism: "Does a bunch of weird shit, but is actually a very nice guy!"
That's Lavey 4 ya!
@@zebefreod871 Lavey was an asshole. Modern Satanism has little to do with him.
It's actually incredibly accurate, which is Goddamn hilarious to me.
Rockstar Raccoon uhhh all satanists are horrid pieces of shit
Santiago Torres I stüdy thesis so you couldn’t be more wrong. It was a joke.
“I’m not the messiah!”
-Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Mike Holcomb a man of true culture
welcome to religion class
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
The soul shredder is just a coffee bean crusher.
would you like some jisums?
This show's turning out to be a real gem.
It started out promising but I figured it would likely just get "meh" after an episode or two. But no, it's consistently very funny and I am happy to have been wrong.
Its like the office but with explosm humor
Episode 5 was the worst in my opinion but all are original and hilariously ridiculous
I love how the cult chanting is from Chucky in the original Child's Play.
Dambella
commiesarentpeople it’s slightly changed
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
Hate tuwe tempala tum tum tony did dili tony give us the swapsies I beg of you
"Hey get the kids in the room!"
Later: *shows Satanist drinking bodily fluids*
You no want to partake of his jizzums?
@@joshuam4835 I just pretend it's coconut milk.
Joshua M what is jizzums?
@@roberttarmann2942 it be sock sauce
@ひろかいりゅざき yeah
"This one isn't laced with Cyanide"
_me: ... And happiness?_
You deserve more likes
it's "happiness", laced with cyanide ^_^
YAS
@@outseeker sounds like a very dangerous drug.
with a hint of..
blackpills
*GOTTEM*
This show gets better and better thanks for all of your hard work team!
edit: this isnt premade its just my opinion towards the show m8
I comment for no reason
I commented because, yeah it is getting better
Slipsby ok
yo um are you a kid cuz i am a kid and i watch this shhhhh
This has been pre made. It was already releasd on another site
Death: "Don't start a religion!"
Tony: "I'm not going to! I wasn't even planning on it!"
*5 minutes later* : You have now created your own religion
Love this show. I'm actually more hyped for new episodes of Purgatony than episodes from series of netflix
On god
That's a pretty low bar but yeah I agree
This is on Netflix
@@haydenduty4009 Pretty sure it isn't.
Oh that's sad
"All it takes is one little termite left alive to ruin everything, it's almost A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING"...
.... Real subtle explosm Reeaalll subtle..
+Kolmenatny I can just tell, something really awful is going to happen in the next episode, or at least the episode after that. And the body count will make up over half the population.
@@londonjackson8986 And Tony will replace God, Satan or Death itself.
So doesn’t this mean that Tony’s religion is still alive and that people are going 2 die?
dude you know these are pre-written from someone other than cyanide and happiness right? the episodes are just slowly being uploaded here,
Blake Hunley so what’s your point?
How do you decide whether a termite goes to termite heaven or not?
Asking for a friend
Did they infest a church or a corporate building?
All termites go to heaven Tony.
Goddamn ibises those DAMN TRASH EATING PICNIC FUCKING MONSTERS DESERVE HELL and still all birds go to heaven 😑
Termite Purgatory
How many jizzms did it have?
Death "Burn them"
Tony "But i cant"
Death "Theyre already pre approved right ? Complete your mission!!"
Best line ever
I lost it when they started chanting the Chucky voodoo spell.
That's why it was so familiar!!
Jajajajaaa!!
About time someone noticed
Tony doesn’t get any movie reference so the chant makes sense.
if "hundred-foot tall skeletons always lie," does that mean it's canon that death loves tony's butt
Yup and that he hates Chad Bradley
Thats a paradox since if he always lies than he was lying about always lying
@@tpayne2807 It's not a paradox. It just means that sometimes he lies :p
@BlazePlayz YT LOL tru
Senna Asad thats a paradox...
10:27 I wish she said "He's our stairway to Heaven"
Missed opportunity
Highway to hell
That’s what I thought
He's our hiway to hell.
Led Zeppelin vs AC/DC
“I don’t know, Tony. I don’t make the rules.”
“Yes, you specifically do!” 🤣
I dunno, Death is cool and all but Tony has my heart. Just something about a loser who failed so hard at everything in life and in the afterlife, getting shat on all the time, and the closest thing he has to a friend is someone who makes a point of being everyone's friend, hits me right in the feels.
Death is def my favorite character but he already knew that.
Whydoidothis7 He agreed for me
@@pondererofdumbshit2669 Ew, someone who gets all bothered about someone else's harmless hobby.
@@InSanic13 Ew someone defending a people who caused thousands of dollars of damage to many hotels.
Death knows he's my favorite character
@@robzombie8658 Ew, someone assuming that the original someone is one of the people in the hobby that causes said damage without knowing anything other than that someone's CZcams portrait.
Death talking about how everyone wants to meet him is 100% accurate
Nope. Unless death was life
Yup
I think u mean.... Has to...not wants to
I definitely want to die
I love the slow build up of Death and Tony’s friendship
Even if he an asshole lol.
Lady: Im not participating in any of this.
Max: *Tony works for a skeleton*
Lady: Well, i'm convinced
"I dunno I don't make the rules"
"Yes, you specifically do!"
lmao
Tony: "you mean we're going on vacation?"
Death: [WHEEEEEZE]
"You serious?"
I love how death just sounds annoyed as if this happened before
Wait..a.. Second. If skeletons lie, did he lie about the termites. And everyone was not working on earth, they were on vacation. And made PurgeTony worl for no reason. Clever!
12:02
Does it bother anyone else that he didn't start with the pinky toe?
Be didn’t even put the lotion in his hands either
It puts the lotion on deaths feet or it gets the soul shredder!
Honestly yes
Y'know, I wasn't expecting to get so invested in this series.
Neither was I.
None of us were
Fucking same
Oh god the jizms will haunt me forever. xD
You joined lol nice
I thought that he said jeesums like Jesus juice or some shit like that
I like when Tony shows max his folder it says he is a good boy and he likes hot pockets
*looks for episode 7*
*can't find episode 7*
*joins a religion built around PurgaTony*
Look its Phil Swift's brother
ive watched the whole series on an app called blackpills...got discontinued though, this other one show called super high is pretty lit too
@@decentmaster9086 Thanks for the link, that 8th episode is really good and got me all emotional, this meatball sandwich dropping on the floor, terrible :(
Didn't Tony kill like 40 thousand people last episode
well they were already dead but he did send all of them to hell
Mostly children
He didn't kill them. He condemned them to endless torment and suffering.
rmt3589 Well, technically he lost a baseball game which resulted in them being eternally damned as a result of the deal death made with the devil. That was actually on Death
@@albaniaball5764 he made the choice to lose. So it's 100% on him. If he tried his best and lost it'd be on Death.
See if I make a bomb, and you fail to disarm it, that's all on me. But if you decide "you know what, that person's an a-hole. I'm letting this bomb kill everyone.
I'm not saying Death isn't to blame for the scenario, but Tony is the only one that actually decided "yes, everyone goes to hell".
Death never decided for any of those people to go to hell, he just put them at risk. Tony made the damming decision, and had full power and control to do so, it's 100% his fault they're going to hell.
**Phone Rings**
Death: Hello?
Tony: Death, it's me it's Tony.
Death: GOD DAMMIT TONY!
ME: **dead**
Have fun in purgatony!
Satan: thought he was supposed to be partial...
God: he is...
Satan: well then it should be 50/50!!! I don't see him going Satan dammit THEN goddammit!
"I lied! 100 foot skeletons always lie, Tony. It's the first rule of skeletons." ROFL
The end credits was hilarious because it's true, everybody keeps saying they like death more 😂😂😂
Tony: Hey Death why does everyone watch my show, but says you're their favorite character?
Death: Cuz I'm sexy tony!
(Edit: Didn't think id get 300 likes... Thx 😅)
But we don't see death's body ( no homo )
Alex Galindo Foot fetish people
Well, he ain't wrong.Isn't he?
Kinda like Lord Ainz
Death has the best voice in the show, change my mind.
I wonder if in season 2, the guy who took the file at the end will be a larger character
“Hey death, How come everybody watches my show but say that your their favorite character? Because I’m sEXY TonY”
Death couldn’t be more right 😟
Bill Wurtz: "You can make a religion out of this!"
Death: "No don't."
"Im mellow as FUUUCK"
-death 2019
Can I just say on top of this being one of my favorite animated series that intro song is so catchy.
Great job with this series. It makes me really happy. Please make this a mainstay!
"I'm not dont laughing, shut up."
Honestly death is the best character in this whole series.
Death telling Tony to kill them is giving me some Llama with Hats flashbacks given the voice actor
Yes omg yes I loved llamas with hats and when it ended I was sad... CARLLLLL CARLLLLL CARLLLLLLLLLLL
CAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLLLLL
You just had to bring up llamas with hats. Now I crave hands.
Ryan Travis Orphan baby hands to be specific
@@mr.squiggles5376 no no no! We need those for the meat dragon.
"Do you want to partake in my jizzums?"
Dear god...
Arduous Gamer “Do you want to Jack off in the Woods-?”
"Get the kids in the room"
*8 year olds laughing manically*
I is 2 hours old haha
But I am.....
I get so hyped when I get the notification for purgatony
Happy Hippo same
SAME!
Dude same
Same
Purgatory in a nutshell : Hipppity Hoppity your soul is now my property
ADULT SWIM? YEAH ITS ME, GET THIS GODDAMN SHOW ON THE AIR
wolf moon blood orgy
HEY CARL ITS ME MARV YEAH ITS ME YOUR COUSIN MARV REMEMBER THAT SHOW YOU WAS LOOKING FOR WELL WATCH THIS
Why? I'm fine with Explosm.
When you realise Tony is in Hell, and this is his personal torment. An office.
Wrong though, because episode 7, he actually WINS that time, and yes someone posted episode 7 anyway, yea he actually WON that episode, something GOOD actually happens to him, so sorry to put an end to the theory but, in no any way could he be in hell because he actually Wins an episode, but hey no offense, it’s a good theory
@@bubbachannel2536 you have offended me. Expect Antifa to arrive at your home in 2 hours.
@@bubbachannel2536 episode 7 is not posted yet cause only cyanide and happiness owns it
@@ClassicSkye Nope, Purgatony has been on YT for years
it’s worse it’s purgatory
I, in a strange way would hang out with max. He’s seems like a party animal to me
This is my absolute favourite series at the time
*at overtime
@@Craysus AND THERE'S NO OVERTIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMME!!!!!!
You misspelled favorite
Raul Sanchez why does that matter ?
@@Raul-ke2sy
Oh I'm sorry, but I don't live in America so we spell things correctly
This is prolly the best series cyanide and happiness has made!!!
*cough* They're called Explosm but the shorts you usually see are a "series", i.e. C&H *cough*
I agree
Cyanide and happiness is created by explosm
Rip channelate
They sooo took the chanting of the "..dewie dumbala" part from chucky. Lol
Not the first time Explosm Entertainment did it.
*THIS SHOULD BE ON NETFLIX*
The office: Who are you?
Purgatony: I’m you but in purgatory
Khalid Faisal ...and better
Accurate
No, cause the office is shit
@@russelsmith9739 your opinion but I have to respectfully disagree
@@russelsmith9739 splish splash, your opinion is trash
When you want to see a death face reveal but realize it will probably just be a skull.
Why did i imagine Ains ghould from Overlord...
@@bluexero9285 that would be amazing
@@bluexero9285 sausaga ainz-sama
or complete darkness under the hood.
Or sans
It felt funny to hear Death's "because I'm sexy", cause I'm hot for him since episode one and Gods know I'm not ashamed of that
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What if Cyanide and Happiness is just an extended story of the life living in a jar of Max's jizzums
I really wanted to see Chad Bradley interact with the earthlings...
Probably convinced each one of them, probably improved their lives, who knows.
@@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 yeah i feel like we've gone through this already and it would be the same joke all over again
I love this holy series
Me to
The UN-holy work they are giving into it
@@dominiklosm4950 r/comodycemetery
The chant they keep saying is the beginning of chucky’s chant to swap souls
I think we all knew this
Nobody:
Max: *J I Z Z U M Z*
Oh my god this ending was like some gravity falls cliffhanger, I love it
I love how depressing but yet happy the intro song is
Can you guys stretch that song out to a full version?
Why would it need a "full version" when they made it specifically for that show? Doesn't that mean that *this* is the full version and shouldn't be stretched out?
Yesssss
That ending kinda depicts "Drink the koolaid" cult stuff in 70's I think lmao
Jim Jones
Mmmm Jim Jones Kool aid.
Not a laughing matter hundreds of people died
purgatony! best thing to watch when you have absolutely nothing to do other than to breathe.
Literally no one
The cult: do you want to take part in sipping of the jizzems
Poor tony always getting caught up in shit, but still my favorite character
That must be a typo.. death is your favourite character
Nah death is the best character
Embrace Death’s bony touch
@@BrimChilling not a typo~
If they made like 100 of these I would 100% watch them these are sooo good like so they can see to make more!!!!
Max is one of my favorites and I hope he is a recurring character
Intro: there's no clock on the wall
Clock on the wall: *am i a joke to you*
I'm fairly sure the clock is indeed a joke.
Clock is a mechanical or electrical device for measuring time. That is like trying to make a machine that calculates weight but if gravity didn't exist.
My favorite line from Death so far
"I'm Mellow AS FUCKKKK"
Bro same 🤣 his lines are the funniest and add like 5 years to my lifespan
I like "Actually don't call me back kill'em all bye" xD and the way he says "Vacation ma duuuude" 😄
13:41
He sounded like Rick.
He’s not going to add more time to my life, but I might die from laughing too hard one of there days. It’s just so very not “grim” reaper.
That point in the show when we realize that ALL of this is custom-made to be Tony’s purgatory before he gets judged.
I know you heard this like a thousand times- but--
Reaper is literally the best character in this whole show--
True
You don’t work in purgatory.
“I work for a skeleton.”
Okay I believe you.
666 likes..
Oh shit.
@@AgilityDZN ... Here we go again
Ross the Metal King well you can’t argue with working for a 100 foot skeleton
I wanna work in purgatory
47 thousand likes in 2 days
Woman: I will burn hell to the goddamn ground
Hellfire: Am I a joke to you?
That woman : Yes
Satanist but a good boy 😂😂😂
I know right. 😂
"This isnt a religious thing"
*implying that heaven and hell is not religious*
Oh, but it's not religious. It's born of fear, and conceit...
"I think therefore, I am." The very Idea of "am not", burns holes in the egos of pathetic mortals.
Better yet, It won't do to have certain others be in the same place after.
*coughs out razor bldes*
wa
Did anyone else laugh when he was like “I demand damnation!!”
The Last Nindroid lol yea
that gets me all the time
Very much so
Tony:
People of earth: you could make a religion out of this
Yes I love that
You could make a religio- no dont
😂
Reference
@@budter9797 History of the entire World, I guess by Bill Wurtz. Very funny video that you probably should watch more than once
Max's Dislikes: Cuddlefish and Cool Ranch Doritos... He should definently go to hell for the Doritos thing
I can’t wait for episode 7. Pls don’t ever stop making this.... it’s pure genius.love it.
No one is going to talk about how death just use the soul shredder as a blender?
Blender*
Juicer*
"Liquidiser"?
Don't think that's a real word.
@@ChaosBW there. Changed it
Nothing like a hint of souls in your drinks.
Is no one going to talk about how he just dumped the entire class pitcher in the south shredder and then drank it?
God before my life began: "you've been pre-approved of a life of bad luck"
I can see why..
Yo my names thomas
Nah I think that was tony
I randomly came across episode 3... now i love this. I turned on bell notifications & subscribed just for this 😂🙌🏽
I keep binge watching this season over and over. Season 2 Show Yourself!!!!
"look behind the folder I gave you there's $20 and some matches, go get some gas and burn it down"
It like this happen beforehand?
@@JoseMendoza-JAM he even warned him. And said how bad is it? Probably was Chad the first time.
My favorite character in this is death because he’s chilling like me
Ben Hammond He's mellow as FUUUUUCK!!!😂😂😂
Chilling as well as killing
When you realize death knew tony was going to start a cult n left matches and twenty bucks
11:03 Anyone else see that guy drifting off to the left? Important character?
Plot twist: Chad Bradly is actually Harry The Handsome Butcher
Edit: Thanks this is my most liked comment
its me!
Did you intentionally butcher the word butcher?
Dr. Dupladoe WORSHIP THE GENUIES WHO KNEW
Danm
holy shit
HOLY SHIT