If Your Therapist Told You The Truth

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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2023
  • The therapist community needs to start telling the truth.
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Komentáře • 345

  • @Lambtears
    @Lambtears Před rokem +2384

    The therapist when your card declines

    • @actuary33
      @actuary33 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Lolllll amen and dead on! They care as long as the moneys flowing

    • @user-rh2gi5sf4m
      @user-rh2gi5sf4m Před 11 měsíci +11

      That sounds like everyone lawyers doctors money help

    • @wiktorpawlikowski756
      @wiktorpawlikowski756 Před 8 měsíci +8

      ​@@actuary33What did you expect? To care about random strangers and listen to their crap for free?

    • @actuary33
      @actuary33 Před 8 měsíci

      @@wiktorpawlikowski756 con artists

    • @ghostlion8616
      @ghostlion8616 Před 8 měsíci

      @@wiktorpawlikowski756 Not to be clinical, but almost nobody cares about your problems, unless you have friends that you help them and they repays you or your parents. I had a friend who talked about his issues, but the least I could do was take an appointment with a therapist or a psychologist. He never listened me. By that some people doesn't even want a solution, only have attention or something.

  • @CraigS1124
    @CraigS1124 Před 11 měsíci +2054

    Not the therapist the world needs, the therapist the world deserves. If you have a problem with the truth, the problem is with you, not the truth. Rock on Dr. Blane!

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 Před 8 měsíci +42

      Don't hit your girlfriend for talking back to you. I cannot stress that enough

    • @god.usopp2yearsago115
      @god.usopp2yearsago115 Před 8 měsíci +64

      @@dansomething7742yeah that one was bad, but for the rest, he had a point

    • @saumyashah4831
      @saumyashah4831 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@dansomething7742 the gool ol' 50s

    • @AWholeStackOfIon
      @AWholeStackOfIon Před 8 měsíci

      @@saumyashah4831 good old days 😭

    • @LEuler-wl1jp
      @LEuler-wl1jp Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@dansomething7742 Nah, if she started the shit, she gonna get the shit.

  • @say9224
    @say9224 Před 8 měsíci +867

    "he's kinda got a point" that's how you know he's the best therapist

    • @godversesans5152
      @godversesans5152 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@Ungabunga.44 he was technically right key word technically

    • @dudka_i
      @dudka_i Před 7 měsíci +18

      ​@Ungabunga.44i mean if your husband hits you for talking back, you might consider exactly 3 options, those being;
      A)shut the fuck up
      B)leave his house and get a divorce
      C)fucking poison him in his sleep with palladium and hope he doesn't pull a Litvenenko on you.
      Out of those 3, option A is objectively the easiest one, although definitely not perfect.

    • @wolflink9000
      @wolflink9000 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@Ungabunga.44I mean in some cases it kinda could be lol

    • @OnlyAchilles
      @OnlyAchilles Před 25 dny

      Dude I need a therapist like this

  • @TALLJ369
    @TALLJ369 Před 8 měsíci +519

    "I'm going broke And You Still Couldn't Pay Me To Lie"😂😂😂

  • @JustPlainRex
    @JustPlainRex Před 6 měsíci +232

    “ is there a cupcake behind me or something?” I’m gonna have to use that

  • @coollwell_the_great
    @coollwell_the_great Před 8 měsíci +662

    We need more people like him in this world

  • @abimbolaadedotun446
    @abimbolaadedotun446 Před rokem +541

    When Dwight becomes a therapist 🤣

  • @The_Platinum_Realist
    @The_Platinum_Realist Před 10 měsíci +446

    If this guy was my therapist I probably would become best friends with him.

    • @patricklucas7713
      @patricklucas7713 Před 8 měsíci +42

      That's why you don't need a therapist

    • @Can661
      @Can661 Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@patricklucas7713fucking true 😂

  • @emre-ie7ox
    @emre-ie7ox Před 2 měsíci +62

    "every time i tell the truth something else grows" i will try this in my life.thank you

    • @PuneetShukla-ik9ks
      @PuneetShukla-ik9ks Před 28 dny

      Can you explain it to me please

    • @deadmemer
      @deadmemer Před 25 dny +2

      @@PuneetShukla-ik9ksthe something else probably refers to his bank account

  • @kylestewart2643
    @kylestewart2643 Před 11 měsíci +429

    this is the first time i've cried in years, the truth really does set you free

  • @agoins
    @agoins Před 8 měsíci +87

    "I'm a licensed therapist not a licensed Dk rider" 😂 😂

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 Před 5 měsíci +4

      That shit was tuff

    • @agoins
      @agoins Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@retronerds6884 aye 😎 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @sleepyw1ll
    @sleepyw1ll Před 8 měsíci +174

    2:18 this part absolute killed me 💀😂

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda Před 11 měsíci +207

    I need a part 2, 3, 4, and 5.

  • @lucyfrenchie9470
    @lucyfrenchie9470 Před 8 měsíci +47

    "IS THAT A CUPCAKE BEHIND ME OR SMTHIN" BRO THAT SENT MEEE!! OMGGG

  • @Ruji_Jingu
    @Ruji_Jingu Před 7 měsíci +30

    "is there a cupcake behind me" my new motto

  • @KS-yb7io
    @KS-yb7io Před 24 dny +3

    "Have you considered not talking back?" "I'll take that as a no" 😂

  • @Chlrintruc
    @Chlrintruc Před 8 měsíci +30

    This is genuinely the kind of therapist that could help me.

  • @daking26
    @daking26 Před 13 dny +1

    “My dad told me I’m a disappointment”
    “Yeah he’s right”

  • @luvxantxna
    @luvxantxna Před 11 měsíci +29

    i need a full 22 mins of this

  • @gigachadigami1859
    @gigachadigami1859 Před 8 měsíci +94

    I simply dont get the reason why this channel doesnt have millions of subs like these contents are high quality and funny as shit damn keep on doing your videos bro love ya ❤

    • @dreamerhk
      @dreamerhk Před 8 měsíci +2

      Some truths are too hurtful may be🤷‍♂️

    • @villainessEra
      @villainessEra Před měsícem

      I thought the same it is such underrated channel

  • @lilkrusyprinckay3290
    @lilkrusyprinckay3290 Před 11 měsíci +32

    I was depressed and scrolling through CZcams looking for anything to use and cheer up and ironically a comedy therapy video just made me laugh so hard at 12am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I’m forever grateful thank you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lautaroolguin5779
    @lautaroolguin5779 Před rokem +75

    Now i need a part 2 of this one lmao

  • @Alyssa-ys7du
    @Alyssa-ys7du Před měsícem +1

    “Have you ever considered not talking back?” I’m crying laughing 😂

  • @N4dirCh
    @N4dirCh Před rokem +56

    That's Good man
    Keep on going
    Too bad it was too short

    • @josefsousek6551
      @josefsousek6551 Před rokem +9

      That's what she said

    • @proxy_43
      @proxy_43 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@josefsousek6551 sad

    • @elcapo8860
      @elcapo8860 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@josefsousek6551You're right about that one. But she liked simplicity which you ain't got.

  • @OktayKhanghahi-wn4el
    @OktayKhanghahi-wn4el Před 7 měsíci +6

    When your card declines in therapy

  • @FusionKush
    @FusionKush Před 7 měsíci +5

    That Pinocchio joke killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cobystewart1734
    @cobystewart1734 Před rokem +37

    One of the funniest things I’ve watched in a while 😂😂

  • @Nope77252
    @Nope77252 Před 8 měsíci +34

    The hero we don’t deserve but the hero we all need

  • @why7020
    @why7020 Před rokem +19

    This is gold. Under rated

  • @mrgems961
    @mrgems961 Před dnem +1

    Bro is the THErapist

  • @samanthasmith733
    @samanthasmith733 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This cheered me up during my break at work. Thanks

  • @zcnaipowered7407
    @zcnaipowered7407 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Best therapist to ever have an office.

  • @saketsharma937
    @saketsharma937 Před rokem +6

    'This is therapeutic for me'

  • @Ttv_thesigma
    @Ttv_thesigma Před 4 měsíci +1

    That’s a man’s therapist right there, I need to know what’s wrong with me not what’s wrong with others

  • @maid_yuuiza
    @maid_yuuiza Před rokem +9

    The real definition of a "Terror-pist".😅

  • @TheDragonHouse
    @TheDragonHouse Před 8 měsíci +10

    This needs to become a TV show. It will surpass Jerry and Murray 😂

  • @analyticofexistance7847
    @analyticofexistance7847 Před 23 dny +1

    Yeah, I already have my own internal therapist who does the same thing in exchange for a good drink.

  • @warya3246
    @warya3246 Před 3 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂i m loving the series.pls of more of the therapist

  • @kranos3630
    @kranos3630 Před 8 měsíci +8

    I'm going broke and you still couldn't pay me to lie😂😂😂

  • @Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk
    @Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk Před 8 měsíci +6

    "Something else grows" haahha

  • @sayedhasibazazel5720
    @sayedhasibazazel5720 Před 7 měsíci +3

    i wish all the therapists were as good as him

  • @crashbandicoot2383
    @crashbandicoot2383 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Seriously how can we get to him, we all need a session with him😂

  • @gandhi_bot
    @gandhi_bot Před 8 měsíci +4

    He's right. Blane and Simple

  • @anodominate
    @anodominate Před 6 měsíci +2

    The world need more Dr. Blane. For real😂

  • @abhilashmagesh3575
    @abhilashmagesh3575 Před měsícem +1

    Doctor Blane believes that the simplest answer is always the solution
    ~wise words from Dr. Blane

  • @BIN_007
    @BIN_007 Před 8 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 you match my level of humor so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂❤😅

  • @realnapric
    @realnapric Před 11 měsíci +4

    Too good for just one part.

  • @ignisignisandrek
    @ignisignisandrek Před 4 měsíci +2

    If he talked to me, he would be in the place of the patient 😂

  • @Zynny.p
    @Zynny.p Před 8 měsíci +2

    What kind of therapist says that...
    ME😂

  • @Ay_animeEditZ
    @Ay_animeEditZ Před 7 měsíci +2

    Dr. Victor Blane methods are really brutal 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RoastedKkrockYT
    @RoastedKkrockYT Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love this guys content

  • @DudeitsVero
    @DudeitsVero Před 10 měsíci +3

    I need this truthful therapy 😆

  • @visiblebutlost4089
    @visiblebutlost4089 Před 11 měsíci +3

    This is so underrated!!

  • @evandiaz8246
    @evandiaz8246 Před 11 měsíci +34

    Man, I love this so much I love the uncomfortable truth stuff like this

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda Před 11 měsíci +5

    Best character ever

  • @paulodmanoel500
    @paulodmanoel500 Před 11 měsíci +4

    this is gold!

  • @Metroooo29
    @Metroooo29 Před 9 měsíci

    You need more subs ❤ you’re too funny 😂

  • @allertramphisa2662
    @allertramphisa2662 Před 6 měsíci

    This is the best video I ever came across on youtube😂😂😂

  • @grape2950
    @grape2950 Před rokem +5

    damn that's perfection 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fireandflameswrestling
    @Fireandflameswrestling Před 8 měsíci +5

    Have you ever considered not talking back 💀💀💀

  • @souligami26
    @souligami26 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Every single sec here is valuable 😂😂😂lmao

  • @ordinarygamergameplay3849
    @ordinarygamergameplay3849 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Basically, Dr Friedlander if he let his intrusive thoughts win.

  • @Mike-wk1dm
    @Mike-wk1dm Před 11 měsíci +3

    this is the best shit i have seen all week

  • @11chooz7
    @11chooz7 Před 28 dny +1

    best comedy ever

  • @corbinsmith6953
    @corbinsmith6953 Před 8 měsíci +2

    With this kind of amazing content I hope you have 30 women who can testify you never SA’ed anyone

  • @Sumit.05
    @Sumit.05 Před 8 měsíci

    Hey yooo this needs more views and likes mann ... damn it's really Flabbergasting.. how he is spewing truth....

  • @darkscorpion9779
    @darkscorpion9779 Před měsícem +2

    "Donald Trump of therapy" 🤣

  • @Nello_angelo
    @Nello_angelo Před 8 měsíci +2

    I thought the name of therapist was "victim blame * which would have been more funnier lol

  • @jackdavid3129
    @jackdavid3129 Před 11 měsíci +2

    He was only speaking the truth love or hate it guy

  • @Alphish
    @Alphish Před 8 měsíci +1

    “is there a cupcake behind me or somthn?”

  • @mohana5180
    @mohana5180 Před měsícem

    that "me" was cool af 😭

  • @user-yd4dj9rk4z
    @user-yd4dj9rk4z Před 8 měsíci +11

    Tbh i want a therapist that tells the truth 100% because if you tell me the truth and actually help me work on myself i wont need help

  • @zoichikanoe6242
    @zoichikanoe6242 Před 8 měsíci +2

    And that would be the best one, not a liar and not stealing the money, just honestly, slightly blunt yes, but talking true.

  • @scrimpysquare1485
    @scrimpysquare1485 Před 8 měsíci +1

    all the names are golden

  • @feliperuiz2808
    @feliperuiz2808 Před 2 dny +1

    This is pure gold. I need that therapist hahaha

  • @user-jd8np3tj6l
    @user-jd8np3tj6l Před 3 měsíci +1

    I would pay big bucks for Dr.Blane to be my theripest.

  • @RELODED111
    @RELODED111 Před 25 dny +1

    The Legendary Victor Blaine theRAPIST!!

  • @ichisanjman
    @ichisanjman Před 8 měsíci +44

    DUDE, this is Funny AF..... the bluntness in being truthfull... the sad reality is that the norm people dont like that level of truth...... keep it going.... haven't laughed in a while .....

    • @ichisanjman
      @ichisanjman Před 7 měsíci

      @Ungabunga.44 that's relative...... you might.not like a certain kind of skill at the present moment in time but it's becomes relevant when in an odd situation that might need your newly acquired skill. Then it's stopped being useless..... All about perspective...

  • @siyr5149
    @siyr5149 Před 9 měsíci +1

    We need more😅

  • @blitzgaming4992
    @blitzgaming4992 Před 27 dny

    Man!! i need this therapy!!

  • @youngjung161
    @youngjung161 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Victor Blane
    I get it, it's like victim blame

  • @theaj2564
    @theaj2564 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I really miss this kinda comedy 😭

  • @thegoodpharmacist0
    @thegoodpharmacist0 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂 we need this kind of therapist

  • @YosefTesfaye10
    @YosefTesfaye10 Před 7 měsíci +6

    this is how all therapists feel inside 😂

  • @jasyon4149
    @jasyon4149 Před 8 měsíci +19

    the therapist who actually wants to help instead of draining your bank account

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ Před 8 měsíci

    I LOVE these LOL

  • @Lulu_047
    @Lulu_047 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The real therapist😂

  • @zShinoh
    @zShinoh Před 11 měsíci +6

    pls do another episode

  • @braziliansamurai4757
    @braziliansamurai4757 Před měsícem

    I want this type of therapist

  • @BlazeBrawl
    @BlazeBrawl Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dr. Blane is the best fucking therapist I have ever seen where the fuck do I sign up from

  • @MRRZ-tn3vh
    @MRRZ-tn3vh Před 7 měsíci +1

    I need this therapy

  • @kyllerodulfa563
    @kyllerodulfa563 Před měsícem

    Well at least he is just being honest

  • @Ri-XBlazer
    @Ri-XBlazer Před 8 měsíci +2

    I feel like Shnidley B. Whippadash would not only be be Victor's longest client but technically his only real client as he knows what he could be getting into every time he visits but he'd still pays to see this guy anyways cause at the very least he knows at the end of the day there's no bs-

  • @user-jw3en7kb8e
    @user-jw3en7kb8e Před měsícem

    "I'm like the opposite of pinochio" 😭😭😭

  • @joechevy2035
    @joechevy2035 Před 11 měsíci +11

    This therapist is the realest mf in the room!

  • @Needboost25
    @Needboost25 Před měsícem

    Is there a cupcake behind me had me cracking up

  • @ExoticElixerTheBattleCats9025

    MY GRANDPA AND I LOVE THIS

  • @djk-tastrophie7746
    @djk-tastrophie7746 Před měsícem

    This is the only therapy I would trust

  • @jonathana1572
    @jonathana1572 Před měsícem +1

    Found ya on reddit. Had to find the real vid haha

  • @user-fh4rh9yw9m
    @user-fh4rh9yw9m Před 9 měsíci +1

    I wish this kind of therapy was real