lumi's brother
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- čas přidán 22. 04. 2023
- he bulkin
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Art by the Magical Bingo Panic / bingopanic
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Original stream: • lets go fishin | Lumi ...
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Lumi: "TENMNA, PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE KANEKO BLOODLINE"
I need Lumi drawn as Chris yesterday.
But I thought Lumi is proof that the Kaneko bloodline is meant to STOP?
"TENMA. YOU NEED TO FUCK MY BROTHER. HE ALREADY HAS THREE BODY PILLOWS. TENMA PLEASE."
TENMA, I GOT EVERYTHING READY BACK AT MY PLACE NOW YOU JUST GOT TO FUCK HIM!
Tenma better not get married or her husband is in for a bad time
"Sell that poor boy to the old fox" LMAO
"Tenma, you must continue the Kaneko bloodline. The lineage of my family must survive. Please! help us!"
"No."
Tenma actually:
"YES"
@@Invizive Tenma actually actually: goes for your mother
@@NameName-NameName stepmom 10ma?
Sounds rad
"But he's ripped!"
"...*audible salivating*."
@@Invizive Better: StepDAD 30ma.
He walks the path of the gym bro, may his protein always be high, and his reps hit hard.
He's gonna make it brah
@@Idontevenwanachannel we're all gonna make it bro
Fr. Bro is on them gains and I’m proud of him.
Wheymen
Intense
Tenma a cradle snatcher, and Lumi is helping her
She's eternal 19.
Nah, Lumi’s psyoping her brother into a grave robber
@@gemmyneko OMEGALUL.
@@OneBiasedOpinion When tenma is old and successful, she’ll have enough money from Bingo to groom whoever she wants
What is her brother's age? If it's not on the clock...
Man, Temma getting all the marriage proposals. From random old ladies or her own co-workers.
NGL, I died at "It'll get you a green card!"
Tenma single-handedly convincing me to bulk up
Lumi and Tenma being sisterinlaws would be a very interesting colleague friendship, to say the least.
Spinach woman and lemon-stealing woman.
“One moment you’re gonna listen to woman sex for a while here.”
-Tenma Meimei
Little brother sent to the lolibaba fox shrine as a sacrifice just like in my funny japanese doujins.
Every doujin I've read with this theme had a happy ending
well, now that i think about it, except one maybe
Green cards? Babies? Cradle snatching? Sounds like a complete win for the Fox
Why I kept imagining Tyler 1 as her brother?
Bruh...
Tyler1 except his head is lemon shaped
"GET THIS FOX OF ME!"
Lumi pimping out her family
You know now that I think about it Lumi is indeed my favourite tard.
Lumi complains that she isn't groomable, but her brother... that can be arranged
I can groom her hair it doesn't look that bad.
“If I can’t be groomed… my brother will be!”
-Lumi
Talk about living vicariously.
@@justiron2999 Her hair probably got glue in it.
lumi is basically turning into female chris redfield
Lumi; "tenma PLEASE FUCK MY BROTHER!
THE BLOODLINE, Tenma we need an HEIR!"
Of course Lumi doesn't care about BMI! She's a Feeder!
Ngl tho, hearing her talk about her little bro is cute af
This hit rock-bottom so fast.
And then it kept going straight for the Earth’s core.
"You want my little brother? You can have him! I left everything you need in ONE PIECE at my place. Now all you need to do is fuck him!" - Lumi as the theme to One Piece blares in the background
Come along and bring along all your japanese eggs!
"If you want it then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that"
- Loomi probably
THE ONE PIEEEEEECE
WE AAAARE, WE AAAAARE, ONE THE CRUUUUUUUUISE!
@@mystic_spider Together we will become family if you marry him.
Tenma!
When your Little brother comes out of his room with a broken hip what are you going to say Lumi?
"Highfive"?
Shouldn't have skipped leg day
Can you imagine anything better than your big sister arranging your marriage to a vtuber?
LumiBro 💪: "What's a VTuber? Some kind of protein shake formula?"
@@forgotultag1543 Sakana should take notes for new merch. I'd certainly be more likely to buy vtuber protein than vtuber coffee.
There’s a doujin idea in here somewhere
Your big sister vtuber arranging your marriage to a gremlin vtuber
“It’ll get you a green card” XD
Is this how sisters are supposed to be? The only thing my meth smoking psychopath sister ever gave me was physical scars.
Humans never come in only one form.
Sorry to hear that.
damn is she single
@@rafiuddin-gw5ynGSH xD
@@rafiuddin-gw5ynAw hell yeah🤣
My big sister set me up with one of her coworkers. She ghosted me. I’m gonna die alone.
lemon woman human marketing
RIP Lumi's brother
That green card do be tempting tho👀
"I want to show him off to people but not in a weird way".
Oh just in the normal regular person "look at my rare pokemon card I found at the flea market" way gotcha
Lumi acting like a true Tsarina, uniting the nations of Russia and Japan through arranged marriage.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how cute Tenma looks in the thumbnail being so happy?
At least she didn't think of giving him away to Hime.
cutest older sister
Swole is the goal, size is the prize.
Lumi whises to make a reverse Genji Monogatari, raising up the perfect husband.
Mii-chan might actually make the Kaneko bloodline "more normal", maybe and Mii-chan can get some muscles all over her
Lumi, he might be your younger brother but he is still your brother. He must be strong to protect you and your bloodline. If the man you bring home can not protect you better than he can, he is unworthy. And yes, Tenma should be your sister-in-law.
Perma Bulk snicker
That brother? Me
Lumi to Tenma: I like you, you can come over to my house and fu... marry my brother.
No fucking before marriage. Like a good, responsible adult.
He bulking
As a bulked guy: what the rest of yall lifting these days? Staying consistent? Currently my SBD maxes are S: U/K but hit 405 for 3 B: 330 D: 485
It's okay, Tenma can't even handle a bowl of ramen.
I don't know if Lumi is my favorite tard but she makes a convincing case :D
It's a year later. Is she your favorite now?
@@spk1121 Yes!
Matchmaker Lumi.
Getting mogged by her bro
If she's Tenma, what happened to one through nine-ma?
Gura math doesn’t apply here.
what about the rest of them?
Natural Selection
@@dindindin5279How did I never think of this pun before
The problem with the BMI chart is it assumes a certain muscle to fat to bone ratio. The bone weight you can do nothing about but the fat and muscles you can and it assumes you have more fat than muscle. So her brother being "overweight" due to muscle weight just means the chart is broken and the other one should be used.
Lets face it.. tenma might make the little baby boy a man.. and old man before his time...
*sigh* Another shorta lost to the milfs.
Nee-san was too late to save his innocence.
Dear God, only Phase Connect
I too have been bulking for the past 21 years
Loomi is my favorite tard
You finally convinced me to like, comment, and subscribe with that new outro. When I heard her say that I nearly lost it.
I want to see her brother's muscles. I may or may not be gay.
Lumi dont do this to your bother
In a fight, right Tenma?
Right?
Time for some omiai!
Based Star bro. Gotta eat big to get big.
bulkers are greedy
What would you get by crossing tenma with kaneko
Unwitting Wing-Woman
At this point she is just donavan(tenma) from berserk😂
Baby brother??? Wtf
sup LoOmi
Can't that really stunt your height? or is that just a myth?
Nah. A younger kid wouldn’t even be able to lift heavy enough to cause any back damage anyways.
no, its actually better because bones are still growing so because of weight lifting you actually get stronger bones ofc you can overdo anything.
its also better to do weight lifting when you are older because you start to lose muscle mass and bone density
It's just a myth. As long as your form is good there shouldn't be any issues
He is 19 has already fully grown