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  • CONAN Highlight: Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.
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  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 Před 4 lety +9012

    *“Women are jealous of how simple men are. . .”*
    - Bill Burr

    • @noorishataef6477
      @noorishataef6477 Před 4 lety +209

      Facts thou man

    • @B1G_Brother
      @B1G_Brother Před 4 lety +77

      facts

    • @chaseturknett
      @chaseturknett Před 4 lety +58

      Definitely facts

    • @suphathinscheidegger636
      @suphathinscheidegger636 Před 4 lety +286

      women can never be happy enough because everything they had were given by men.
      you can truly be happy when you earn something that you work for.

    • @rajkholi4986
      @rajkholi4986 Před 4 lety +61

      @@suphathinscheidegger636 yes absolutely, totally agree with you brother!

  • @exdown
    @exdown Před 5 lety +8867

    it's like chris rock once said
    If you have a smile on your face and she didin't put it there
    she gets suspicious !!!

  • @iwatchkittenvids45
    @iwatchkittenvids45 Před 4 lety +8389

    This man needs to be protected at all costs

  • @thomascolburn4283
    @thomascolburn4283 Před 3 lety +3366

    Conan: “They got women’s basketball”
    Bill Burr: “THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!”
    😂😂

    • @remhk6672
      @remhk6672 Před 2 lety +31

      No testerone involved. Football is a woman's favorite sport.

    • @t-bo2734
      @t-bo2734 Před 2 lety +64

      Nobody likes women's basketball. It's about as exciting as men wearing lingerie. Nobody truly think trans "women" are hot and nobody truly thinks women's basketball is exciting.

    • @newsreach
      @newsreach Před 2 lety

      I think he meant that they don't like football.

    • @ZweiPlayer
      @ZweiPlayer Před 2 lety +1

      I would have liked your comment but it's 666 so....

    • @t-bo2734
      @t-bo2734 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ZweiPlayer It's at 671 now.

  • @katox2358
    @katox2358 Před 5 lety +11800

    Who else is binge watching Bill Burr

    • @lordkorner
      @lordkorner Před 5 lety +46

      Oh that would be me.

    • @zrichards907
      @zrichards907 Před 5 lety +35

      I never stop binge watching bill burr

    • @gordon-davidfilbry9516
      @gordon-davidfilbry9516 Před 5 lety +2

      Me

    • @tobyiy
      @tobyiy Před 5 lety +13

      is there another way to consume this brand of comedy ?

    • @Sugarsail1
      @Sugarsail1 Před 5 lety +12

      MEEEE. I discovered Burr about 6 months ago (yeah I'm not hip and up to date) and realized that here was the replacement for Carlin and was suddenly relieved.

  • @mss627
    @mss627 Před 5 lety +8489

    The guys were'nt clapping because they were sitting next to their girlfriends.

    • @kronk358
      @kronk358 Před 5 lety +191

      Good point. His audience is always a bit trepidatious with Burr. Its probably cause Conan brings out couples. Maybe a fair amount of henpecked dudes?

    • @frankirons9337
      @frankirons9337 Před 5 lety +89

      Notice how most of the people you can hear laughing are women.

    • @gregwx
      @gregwx Před 5 lety +27

      @Destiny Island yeah exactly.

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Před 5 lety +76

      @Destiny Island Back in your day it took them persistence to ruin your life. Now they own the mighty hashtag ;o)

    • @TheS0Lo1
      @TheS0Lo1 Před 5 lety +28

      Spineless sissies

  • @jph595
    @jph595 Před 4 lety +659

    "We're just sitting there, having a good time without them, and it drives them nuts.". So damn true.

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 Před 4 lety +4028

    Q - What do we want?
    A - We don't know
    Q - When do we want it?
    A - Now!
    Basically every woman ever

  • @ElementDaEmcee
    @ElementDaEmcee Před 9 lety +1243

    Fucking love Bill Burr. This crowd is so sensitive just like the rest of this country.

    • @Chronochrome
      @Chronochrome Před 9 lety +87

      Bad-Jet! This is what feminism has done to the U.S. Nobody's happy anymore, they're constantly unsatisfied and even touchier than ever.

    • @jonathanzargosky5100
      @jonathanzargosky5100 Před 9 lety +9

      Burke Boydell You sure its not because of the patriarchal consumer society and urbanization which has broken down large families? Blaming a set of ideas for the distress of society seems far fetched and ridiculous.

    • @leto1178
      @leto1178 Před 9 lety +22

      TheIslamicAtheist The family unit is patriarchal. And feminism smashes patriarchy, thus smashes family unit.
      What do you think 'patriarchy' is based on but a set of ideas. What do you think marriage is based on but a set of ideas.

    • @KaiserTrigger
      @KaiserTrigger Před 9 lety +31

      Leto The patriarchy was never for men though. It's always been for women run by men who throw their riches at women to give them anything they want.
      And they squander it on ruining innocent men's lives by making them out to be these perpetrators of misogyny when the misogyny is bred from their paranoid imaginations.

    • @jonathanzargosky5100
      @jonathanzargosky5100 Před 9 lety +2

      Murakami Kaiser Misogyny only exist because men feel entitled to fuck and keep beautiful women. When they dont get what they want they start hating the women. Maybe if they werent so retarded and instead chose sincere women instead of beautiful ones then there wouldnt be misogyny. Well that cant really happen can it since men only see women for their meat not their soul.

  • @TheAnomaly330
    @TheAnomaly330 Před 9 lety +4329

    He's ABSOLUTELY correct about how men can do simple things and be completely happy

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 Před 8 lety +226

      darkbeat101 It's scary to think someone can't be happy with simple things ...

    • @angeldudefilmz
      @angeldudefilmz Před 8 lety +283

      Man, I can sit and watch sports with just water and a pizza all-day. And just be happy, by myself lol.

    • @TopFlightSecurity415
      @TopFlightSecurity415 Před 8 lety +311

      +darkbeat101 yup this one women said to me " your jus a simple man with a simple mind" like its bad thing lmao... deep down they wish they could be that simple but they cant because of their emotions

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 8 lety +118

      +darkbeat101 Exactly! I'm totally in my element and at peace just getting up, working out and then chill the rest of the day watching sport with some beer in the fridge. Day made. No complicated nonsense or 'emotions' or moods.

    • @TopFlightSecurity415
      @TopFlightSecurity415 Před 8 lety +134

      supastar
      i swear i thank god every day that i was born a guy because women's emotions make their lives just seem miserable 24/7 for no reason

  • @Mistanyycguy
    @Mistanyycguy Před 3 lety +143

    "You can just sit there, be entertained and find true happiness and it just bug them so they gotta ruin it!" 😂😂

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner Před 2 lety +355

    I think the most admirable thing about Burr isn’t the fact he freely speaks his mind, it’s that he can roll with an unreceptive audience and make them laugh anyway. The audience didn’t think his girls night out joke was funny, but instead of getting upset and/or walking it back he just made a joke out of the situation, got a laugh, and then moved on.

    • @BrianBrayMedia
      @BrianBrayMedia Před 2 lety +18

      50% of the audience didn't find it funny. 50% did find it funny but were afraid to laugh because they wanted to get laid that night.

    • @christopherpeery7436
      @christopherpeery7436 Před rokem +11

      Yeah he doubles down when the audience doesnt laugh or takes offense. Dude has got balls

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 Před rokem +2

      @@christopherpeery7436 I'm not offended, but I can pretend I am.

  • @gsscotland
    @gsscotland Před 5 lety +8014

    It's quite rare when a comedian is funny but also 100% right at the same time.

    • @-__9767
      @-__9767 Před 5 lety +153

      Is there hope? no it’s not
      comedians are always speaking facts and telling jokes at the same time

    • @-__9767
      @-__9767 Před 4 lety +24

      Peder Hansen in my home country?? Tf is that supposed to mean

    • @enisnizzy2396
      @enisnizzy2396 Před 4 lety +4

      @@-__9767 yeah he's right.

    • @-__9767
      @-__9767 Před 4 lety +20

      EniS Nizzy what are y’all talking about??

    • @TrafalgarDLawl
      @TrafalgarDLawl Před 4 lety +20

      @@-__9767 they are saying u are from a 3rd world country lol

  • @CosmicApe94
    @CosmicApe94 Před 7 lety +2322

    lmao that lizard analogy killed me

    • @stenaldinho
      @stenaldinho Před 7 lety +17

      Member Berries i am crying here. it was funny enough anyway... but the look that Conan shoots his producer is priceless and sent me over the edge!

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 Před 5 lety +11

      Oh look at this skinny bitch over here, she think shes cute! xD

    • @imlookinatya3830
      @imlookinatya3830 Před 5 lety +12

      Its a Chameleon he's talking

    • @JacquiPenar
      @JacquiPenar Před 4 lety +2

      Funny because it's accurate. 🤣

  • @argentamlf856
    @argentamlf856 Před 4 lety +444

    As a woman all i can say is: HE IS ABSOLUTLY RIGHT... Greetings from Argentina.

    • @serbonkers4130
      @serbonkers4130 Před 2 lety +4

      Ola argentine friend

    • @gleam6370
      @gleam6370 Před 2 lety +13

      Pick me much?

    • @ravjayakodi2746
      @ravjayakodi2746 Před 2 lety +30

      @@gleam6370 she has a different opinion to you so she's seeking validation? ironically , your the one bringing her down

    • @damn798
      @damn798 Před 2 lety

      @@serbonkers4130 😂

    • @billthomas6466
      @billthomas6466 Před rokem

      #WAR ON WOMEN

  • @edgeofreason2710
    @edgeofreason2710 Před 2 lety +94

    "You know what makes women happy?? NOTHING!!!"
    Truer words never spoken.

  • @SparksDrinker
    @SparksDrinker Před 5 lety +1782

    "THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!!!" haha thats great

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas Před 4 lety +50

      They don't even like women's basketball!!

    • @allthesmallthings1041
      @allthesmallthings1041 Před 4 lety +4

      So true

    • @imDioxitCF
      @imDioxitCF Před 4 lety +3

      420 likes, baby

    • @rc0ll18
      @rc0ll18 Před 3 lety +9

      The WNBA is mediocre SJW performance art with a basketball game attached. I give it 6 months before players start boycotting entire quarters to show solidarity with some marginalised group.

    • @estrogen_intolerant
      @estrogen_intolerant Před 3 lety +5

      @@2degucitas I’m mean the ratings on women’s basketball are down the toilet.

  • @johnoneill9902
    @johnoneill9902 Před 5 lety +5758

    Lets be honest, we don't leave when women are having "girl's night" because we're considerate and polite. We leave because we don't want to be there!

    • @infectedjinjer
      @infectedjinjer Před 5 lety +66

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 Před 5 lety +160

      That too

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder Před 5 lety +146

      Yeah it's less leaving and more frantic sprinting in the opposite direction

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Před 5 lety +116

      We know it's not going to be fun for us. We're also not going to ruin other people's fun.

    • @vylestyle2749
      @vylestyle2749 Před 5 lety +8

      Dude be cool! Don't be that guy

  • @squeezyjibbz7407
    @squeezyjibbz7407 Před 2 lety +63

    This is way too accurate, especially today with all the misandrists going around spouting "I hate seeing men happy"

    • @ctg5679
      @ctg5679 Před 2 lety +8

      What’s sad is that they don’t care if women are being sexist but when a man does god forbid he even gets out of his own house without people threatening him

  • @achanraikhan6173
    @achanraikhan6173 Před 2 lety +30

    My girlfriend told me she couldn’t understand why her dad would leave when her mother’s friends visited! She isn’t really interested in Conan, mainly because she doesn’t know about this show that well. So I showed her this video as an explanation for her father’s behaviour. Now she understands, seen all the Bill Burr interviews and loves Conan 😄

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 Před 9 lety +1099

    Seven complicated facts about Women:
    1. They believe in saving.
    2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
    3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
    4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
    5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
    6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
    7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

    • @Edward69Cotton
      @Edward69Cotton Před 8 lety +33

      +boreduser12 man.. that's so true..

    • @MossadDid911
      @MossadDid911 Před 8 lety +169

      And then call the guy "creepy" for complementing. Unless he's rich of course.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional Před 8 lety +25

      +boreduser12 They're also afraid of everything.

    • @t3e4r5r6y7
      @t3e4r5r6y7 Před 8 lety +1

      +boreduser12 6 and seven ,yes that is so true .And if they want to be complimented ,they need to compliment us too,as the saying goes ,give and you will receive .

    • @jeffv2981
      @jeffv2981 Před 8 lety +10

      +boreduser12 100% fact and 100% screwed logic.

  • @95TurboSol
    @95TurboSol Před 8 lety +1818

    Bill Burr video etiquette
    1. click video
    2. immediately click like
    3. watch and enjoy the ab workout

    • @jamesonjunky
      @jamesonjunky Před 6 lety +43

      4. Repeat

    • @ItsYaBoyyd
      @ItsYaBoyyd Před 6 lety +8

      I literally just did this before reading the comment 😂 well done

    • @triggerhappy7206
      @triggerhappy7206 Před 6 lety

      Love your comment bruh

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 Před 6 lety

      So you're saying we should first click the video?

  • @notsure9019
    @notsure9019 Před 4 lety +291

    where's the NFL testicular cancer month?

    • @anibaldk
      @anibaldk Před 4 lety +5

      @sightinsight True. A friend of mine survived it by chance and he went through hell and fire because there's no information about this for men

    • @rohanprince96
      @rohanprince96 Před 4 lety +3

      @Liam O’Neil I agree men die more from. Cancer because of less research, but breast cancer is the most common and most occurring cancer in the human population. So, it is good to spread awareness about it, but I do hate that the authorities behave like it is the only cancer in the world people can die from.

    • @horsthacker6355
      @horsthacker6355 Před 4 lety

      Not important....

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 Před 4 lety

      not sure because it doesn’t serve women

  • @p1sc3s4
    @p1sc3s4 Před 3 lety +29

    I have a simple male brain. I see Conan and Bill, I click

  • @martaw5919
    @martaw5919 Před 8 lety +289

    I'm a female and 100% agree with Bill lol I don't get why the audience is so quiet - come on ladies...he is right. I'm from Europe so we got football (soccer) here and I truly don't get women who MUST go see the match with their men...I know these women and I know they find football boring! Give each other some space!!

    • @ichingls
      @ichingls Před 5 lety +3

      I want to marry you too.

    • @CJ_7519
      @CJ_7519 Před 4 lety +3

      Why can't there be MORE women like this in the world?!

    • @sonpanchan
      @sonpanchan Před 3 lety +6

      I love soccer but my boyfriend hates it and he will never go to a match with me, lol. It's fine we don't share all of our interests.

    • @craig7405
      @craig7405 Před 2 lety +3

      im a guy and i dont like soccer. some people just have different interests

    • @grimaximus345
      @grimaximus345 Před rokem

      You're a gem.

  • @chromelalumel8855
    @chromelalumel8855 Před 4 lety +1508

    I remember the time when I was just sitting quietly and watching a game with my girl then she ask what I was thinking because I'm so quiet then a moment later she became mad because I'm not sharing my thoughts. I'm focusing at the goddamn game!!!

    • @signorpops8520
      @signorpops8520 Před 4 lety +8

      Chromel Alumel bro u pick a good damn game over how your girl feels? You are crazy.

    • @GreatMan_from_East
      @GreatMan_from_East Před 4 lety +5

      😂

    • @BlGGESTBROTHER
      @BlGGESTBROTHER Před 4 lety +256

      @@signorpops8520 What's it like being a human doormat?

    • @steveliberty2427
      @steveliberty2427 Před 4 lety +28

      @@signorpops8520 maybe it was a playoff game

    • @KingBowserVlog
      @KingBowserVlog Před 4 lety +25

      Dude, this is too accurate! Keep in mind my gal is awesome but they just can't help it!

  • @dominick951
    @dominick951 Před 4 lety +483

    Dare I sound like a sexist. Women in general will go after anything that takes away male attention from them

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 Před 4 lety +107

      That’s not sexist. That’s a fact

    • @KhairaLynn
      @KhairaLynn Před 3 lety +58

      Im a woman, and i totally agree with that...i dont understand why i do those things, i seriously dont

    • @ahmadqureshi5366
      @ahmadqureshi5366 Před 3 lety +35

      @@KhairaLynn it's like saying you are a bitch coz u re a scorpio, u have a problem correct it sis

    • @bekkfxst
      @bekkfxst Před 3 lety +21

      @@ahmadqureshi5366 bro I-I think you killed her...

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception Před 3 lety +3

      @@ahmadqureshi5366 .... uhhhh

  • @Elleape
    @Elleape Před 4 lety +132

    Bill: *watches a few hours of football every day*
    Me: "How the hell can someone watch so much of something and not be tired of it."
    Also me: *plays video games hours on end every day*

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Před 3 lety +7

      Bill: There you go.

    • @STANQITO299
      @STANQITO299 Před 3 lety +2

      You ain't watching, you're playing...

    • @WHITELIONNYC
      @WHITELIONNYC Před 2 lety +1

      @@STANQITO299 great point 👏🏻👍🏻

    • @fungling7982
      @fungling7982 Před 2 lety +3

      @@STANQITO299 plenty of people watch videogames too tho

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 Před rokem

      you have a problem bro

  • @ftghb
    @ftghb Před 8 lety +3971

    I was that one chauvinistic jackass who was clapping :(

    • @carlosfuzz
      @carlosfuzz Před 8 lety +545

      +ftghb god bless you

    • @RottsTube
      @RottsTube Před 8 lety +208

      +ftghb I clapped too at home, I thought I was the only one who got what he said. Thank God I'm not alone.

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 Před 8 lety +64

      right on brotha

    • @Daniel-dc5mr
      @Daniel-dc5mr Před 8 lety +3

      Really

    • @joecollas9942
      @joecollas9942 Před 8 lety +3

      why you sad about that

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 Před 7 lety +2034

    "You know what makes women happy? Nothing!" - legendary quote because it's so true

    • @GG-lr3gv
      @GG-lr3gv Před 7 lety +60

      supastar And then they come in and try and rob US of happiness because they can't be happy. We can all just sit around and watch football and Star Wars and be happy, they can't do that, they need other more complex stuff. I swear, without women in our lives men would get so much done.

    • @hectertryingtoget500subs8
      @hectertryingtoget500subs8 Před 7 lety +11

      Quincy Productions they are good for sex.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +7

      Hassanain Al Kaaby Precisely.

    • @jonnyhatter35
      @jonnyhatter35 Před 7 lety +56

      the don't get simple pleasures. Video games is another thing. They don't get how we can just site there and play a stupid game for hours and it never gets old for us. Another thing they don't get is true friendship. Women are never in friendship with each other, they're always in competition with each other. Men can get together and crack jokes on each other and it doesn't matter if you're ugly or good looking with guys.

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk Před 6 lety +28

      supastar I know what makes women happy....a man that kisses their ass....until THAT makes them unhappy and then they complain about what a wimp he is.

  • @harleyjameson1939
    @harleyjameson1939 Před 4 lety +81

    I love men and their simple minds❤ Don't let anybody get you down!

  • @lukasdobe5986
    @lukasdobe5986 Před rokem +20

    Three months into my marriage knee deep in the NFL season, this truly hits home

    • @burningkarma
      @burningkarma Před rokem +1

      If you don't have a child with them yet. Get out of there if it gets worse. Trust me.

  • @theedgeinshow
    @theedgeinshow Před 7 lety +575

    Bill Burr is no comedian...he is a prophet

  • @deadshot1995
    @deadshot1995 Před 9 lety +1850

    Why is it than even a liberal comedian like Bill Burr can't joke about things like race and gender without a bunch of humourless internet feminists and their white knight lapdogs calling him a misogynist? He clearly made fun of men and women here, but how many guys do you see complaining about "misandric statements?" None, because we can take a joke.

    • @Goldberg-wz5fx
      @Goldberg-wz5fx Před 9 lety +87

      Lol. Bill burr a liberal? He's an independent over anything.

    • @shanel3rannan
      @shanel3rannan Před 9 lety +65

      John Garvias Ever hear of liberal independents?

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb Před 9 lety +5

      Most of the world still has patriarchal societies. You don't know shit. It is perfectly justified for women to be offended at this nonsense, not least in a first world country.

    • @latindaygame5117
      @latindaygame5117 Před 9 lety +42

      so trueee.....well he said it...they are just jealous. ignore the feminists. they aren´t even worth the time you spend on the thought.

    • @cypresshill09able
      @cypresshill09able Před 9 lety +165

      The Cricket Nerd
      White knight loser, the United States is not part of that "rest of the world" , in general the Western Hemisphere is in no way oppressive to women, these white women behaving as if they're more oppressed and face such hurdles are a complete embarrassment to true oppression. By the way matriarchal societies have never existed, legitimate anthropologists have even admitted that "matriarchal societies" are a logical fallacy comitted by Feminists who want to push their agendas.

  • @dest151
    @dest151 Před 4 lety +235

    do women even watch women's basketball ?????? lol ....

    • @CertainOverlord
      @CertainOverlord Před 4 lety +16

      @Pat McCann thought that was only a school thing

    • @vulture3874
      @vulture3874 Před 3 lety +5

      No. Not even the subs.

    • @Rob-hv5zq
      @Rob-hv5zq Před 3 lety +14

      No, because as much as women talk about wanting to be strong and equal to men, doesn't mean they want to see it.

    • @Matriarchy_Feminism
      @Matriarchy_Feminism Před 3 lety +6

      Because every woman player have two big basketballs. 😋

  • @zenmaestro6029
    @zenmaestro6029 Před 4 lety +41

    I love how Bill Burr makes the simplest truths so funny. Brilliant!

  • @captainimij
    @captainimij Před 8 lety +3312

    nothing pisses a woman off more than a content man.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 8 lety +290

      +captainimij true...if they're in one of their moods you 'cannot' be happy doing anything by yourself. How dare you enjoy yourself while I'm in one of my moods. It's ridiculous.

    • @chrisbrown2037
      @chrisbrown2037 Před 8 lety +63

      Nothing but the truth

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin Před 8 lety +178

      Not true. My guy loves to tinker in his garage, and I wouldn't dream of invading, except to poke my arm through the personnel door to give him a coffee. Maybe you're thinking of people who are insecure and controlling. That's just one type of human.

    • @AnnoDomini1990
      @AnnoDomini1990 Před 8 lety +1

      Confucius say!

    • @rossdempsey726
      @rossdempsey726 Před 8 lety +96

      +zeldagoblin There are women like you who can function around a man, but you are rare.This statement is more than true. It's science.

  • @mannenop3149
    @mannenop3149 Před 5 lety +1668

    A real man teling it how it is.

    • @jokerm5035
      @jokerm5035 Před 5 lety +55

      Yeah bill Burr is awesome lol They are ruining gaming,movies,sports, politics anything that make us guys happy and we allow it because we want sex. They are taking away male spaces. Every where you go now you can't get away from their nagging and manipulation and then we are stupid enough to get married and then could only go to work to get away from them but now days you have to deal with them at work too. Us men need our space please for the love of God give us our space back.

    • @VanezArt
      @VanezArt Před 4 lety +9

      @@jokerm5035 right on brother

    • @picklerick1567
      @picklerick1567 Před 4 lety

      Mannen OP 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

    • @CJ_7519
      @CJ_7519 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jokerm5035, thank God I DIDN'T get married after being cheated on!

    • @andrewlaxton50
      @andrewlaxton50 Před 4 lety +1

      Joker M I don’t think your supposed to take him too seriously

  • @KS-gi2so
    @KS-gi2so Před 4 lety +10

    That’s not holding 😂😂😂😂1:07

  • @trufflez266
    @trufflez266 Před 3 lety +7

    I can't stop replaying Conan 'words' from 1:36 lmao

  • @Badda_Bing
    @Badda_Bing Před 5 lety +1217

    As a man who has had several relationships with women, this is spot on. I know it's a massive generalization. But in my experience they hate the fact that you can have fun and enjoy your day without them being around. and they'll make you feel guilty about it too.

    • @5196.
      @5196. Před 3 lety +99

      Dude can we have a drink together,thats my actual relationship,this is a big Fact.

    • @AwesomeSauce7176
      @AwesomeSauce7176 Před 2 lety +21

      That's my current relationship

    • @IndrayanNandi
      @IndrayanNandi Před 2 lety +7

      Lol...so true...

    • @ahmedalfatih7723
      @ahmedalfatih7723 Před 2 lety +7

      Why are you bragging about that

    • @Romans219
      @Romans219 Před 2 lety +2

      You are describing the tools of Satan

  • @McMurchie
    @McMurchie Před 8 lety +284

    Tell it better next time?? He was spot the fuck on!

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias Před 8 lety +15

      +Adam -亚当- He was making fun out of a previous bit he made with Conan about a coach saying how he would "get it right next time".

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad Před 8 lety

      +Luis Dias he retells his jokes on talk shows

    • @skeelo2502
      @skeelo2502 Před 8 lety

      +Edgaras Jarašūnas But that's not what he's referring to, Luis Dias is right he was doing a callback to a previous joke he made.

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias Před 8 lety

      Skee Lo yes, in the same show, but not in this video.

    • @tedof87
      @tedof87 Před 6 lety

      Luis Dias it was the NFL commissioner he was referring to. He gave Ray Rice a slap on the wrist (two game suspension?) when he knocked out his fiancé. After a lot of backlash he gave his "get it right" speech and banned Rice for the entire season.

  • @jeffssearchforknowledge9931

    When he says why don’t you get together and make your own league which was actually serious when he said that some lady in the audience starts cracking up about that was extremely funny

  • @davy_K
    @davy_K Před 4 lety +38

    Burr is a genius. He has it all figured out. Everybody is afraid to be seen to agree with him.

  • @trustingvirus6998
    @trustingvirus6998 Před 7 lety +1862

    They started doing this with video games now.

    • @Jakecmuir
      @Jakecmuir Před 7 lety +20

      trusting virus I don't get it. My favorite games. Uncharted. Is directed by a female.

    • @alexw5042
      @alexw5042 Před 7 lety +96

      only the third one is directed by a woman

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +53

      Jake Muir The OP's statement still stands.

    • @Jakecmuir
      @Jakecmuir Před 7 lety +11

      and I still don't understand the statement. What are women doing to video games?

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +108

      Jake Muir Taking over the Gaming sphere just like they took over Football and all the sports and everything male dominated.

  • @EAchank
    @EAchank Před 9 lety +475

    I said everything Bill Burr said here in a bar and ppl hated me for it lol
    I totally agree with Bill Burr

    • @4tech404
      @4tech404 Před 9 lety +44

      EAchank work on delivery but to be fair, this particular bit it's really hard to explain as a joke and not cause outrage from feminists-era humans.

    • @boss180888
      @boss180888 Před 8 lety +12

      EAchank DUDE YOU DON'T JUST SAY IT...you think it ;)

    • @earshot1111
      @earshot1111 Před 8 lety +14

      +boss180888 Fuck that say what you want if people don't like it screw them, that is your freedom. Just like they can say screw you back see how freedom works everybody can hate everybody freely.

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk Před 6 lety +2

      EAchank That's when you know you're speaking the truth...ppl who are afraid of reality....hate the truth...it hurts too much....thats why i love and listen to Bill Burr...I'm tired of BS and I know I'm gonna hear the truth EVERYTIME!

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před 6 lety

      So, they were... unhappy? What a surprise!

  • @Nonjola
    @Nonjola Před 3 lety +31

    I think he has a point. I worked with women and guys and the guys seemed really to be the happier people while women mostly complained about something or someone.

    • @WHITELIONNYC
      @WHITELIONNYC Před 2 lety +4

      You just described every job I've had. If it's legal for women to have and promote "all women" businesses....then we should also be allowed to have "all men" businesses without having to worry about EEOC complaints, allegations of discrimination and sexism, etc. When they do it then it's celebrated 🍾.

  • @68SSCAM
    @68SSCAM Před 4 lety +37

    He was right, so many more women's sports leagues around since this aired, and many of them are appalling to watch!

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr Před 4 lety

      @Will M
      And faster, stronger and able to jump higher. Just way better physically.... after all, we are watching something physical. So, "better physically" = just better.

    • @randlepmcmurphy6117
      @randlepmcmurphy6117 Před 3 lety +3

      Yup! Also atrocious standards.
      www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

  • @joeydoherty368
    @joeydoherty368 Před 5 lety +3448

    Women demand you give them attention, and then when you give it to them, they lose interest because you're being to nice.

  • @jeremygreenidge5209
    @jeremygreenidge5209 Před 7 lety +559

    This man is one of the smartest people on Earth.

    • @jeremygreenidge5209
      @jeremygreenidge5209 Před 7 lety

      Alex Iz Madd Good point.

    • @maru_chon8591
      @maru_chon8591 Před 5 lety

      Pussi Gang I stg I love me some common sense man

    • @AyaanKhan-tb2ot
      @AyaanKhan-tb2ot Před 5 lety

      True words

    • @cfvgd
      @cfvgd Před 5 lety +2

      Smartest? For stating simple facts in a funny way... Damn people are so weak and afraid these days. :/

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 Před 5 lety

      He’s not smart. Experienced, wise, and clever yes, but not smart.

  • @asmith7094
    @asmith7094 Před 4 lety +87

    1:54
    This is my #1 problem with social justice warriors.
    They don’t make their own things, they just claim everyone else’s stuff should be theirs.

  • @k.i.i.3699
    @k.i.i.3699 Před 4 lety +22

    Bill Burr is a cool guy. Conan genuinely respects him and its easy to see.

  • @Brainbuster
    @Brainbuster Před 8 lety +575

    So they seriously take time out of football to address breast cancer
    when prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women??

    • @aqworldsanimeking
      @aqworldsanimeking Před 8 lety +106

      +Brainbuster Wanna hear something funny. Someone even wrote an article that prostate cancer was a male privelage (dont know how to spell the word, I have never used it in my life xD) And that we shouldnt feel bad for men with prostate cancer or some other shit. She later "apoligized" but I bet she didnt mean it.

    • @WoodyTheChilli
      @WoodyTheChilli Před 8 lety +6

      +Brainbuster observer.com/2015/07/when-it-comes-to-cancer-men-must-act-more-like-women/

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Před 8 lety +53

      wde
      That article makes it seem that it's men's fault for not knowing about or preventing prostate cancer. The problem is that every poster you see is for breast cancer, and all the walks for breast cancer and football players wearing pink. Women have the benefit of being flooded with media telling them that breast cancer may kill them.

    • @WoodyTheChilli
      @WoodyTheChilli Před 8 lety +7

      Brainbuster that benefit didn't show up out of nowhere it took hard work and a lot of years and many campaigns and people willing to talk about it to get there.
      men don't really talk about it enough because the treatment options can be considered emasculating it leaves some of them impotent so they don't mention it and prostate cancer is very unlikely to be fatal even within the first fifteen years Since most men are at an advanced age when they develop the cancer, they usually die of other causes long before the cancer becomes a problem.
      Prostrate cancer is generally something that you die with, not something you die from breast cancer on the other hand is much more aggressive and fatal the public attitude was not the same before 80's It was big news when Nancy Reagan in 1987 discussed having a mammogram, discovering a lump, and choosing with her doctors to have a mastectomy.
      Many people point to this widely reported series of events and Nancy's candor in the topic as a watershed moment in normalizing self screening, mammograms, and general discussion on breast cancer doctors have reported an increase in women getting tested for breasts cancer genes in the year since Angelina Jolie publicly announced she had the gene and got a double mastectomy.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Před 8 lety +12

      wde
      Break your block of text into paragraphs, please.

  • @Walking-MY-Path
    @Walking-MY-Path Před 8 lety +3387

    Bill always somehow makes me laugh at his jokes man haha.

    • @104thMaverick
      @104thMaverick Před 6 lety +73

      I think it's something to do with him being a comedian bro ;)

    • @andresmtz5299
      @andresmtz5299 Před 6 lety +29

      I know right, like he should be a comedian or something!

    • @adonthefather4697
      @adonthefather4697 Před 5 lety +6

      Jokes? He's telling the truth! LOL

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 Před 5 lety +3

      oh haha so that's why they are called jokes, so we can laugh at it haha.. you're so smart hahaha... ahahaha... hahaha

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker Před 5 lety +2

      he doesn't tell any jokes in this clip, he's just being naturally fuuny.

  • @Jay-sd9ye
    @Jay-sd9ye Před 4 lety +54

    I do agree with you, that woman ruin allot of simple things men love cause they can't be happy.

  • @samuelatienzo4627
    @samuelatienzo4627 Před 4 lety +48

    2:43 “one guy, one chauvinistic jackass up there knows what I’m saying” 😂😂

  • @Vicvines
    @Vicvines Před 8 lety +1326

    There's a thing in psychology called compartmentalizing. Men are better at doing this than women. It's basically when you can move from one thing to another and not have them interacting with each other. So men can have a bad day at work, and then go home and enjoy football whereas women wouldn't be able to do that as well. Bill talks about the simple male brain and that's exactly what he's talking about.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 8 lety +122

      +Vic Vinegar true...as soon as you're home and turn the game on and grab a beer/whatever you can sit there and just relax...but women (most) tend to stew over everything that happened during the day right through the evening

    • @Vicvines
      @Vicvines Před 8 lety +141

      EccentricSage Of course women can compartmentalize. I'm saying men are better at doing it for the most part. Nothing in psychology is set in stone and what I'm saying isn't the end all be all of everything. I'm saying if you had 50 guys averaged out, and 50 women averaged out, then the average male brain would be better at this. Everything in gender studies is based on averages.

    • @jesussotelo4775
      @jesussotelo4775 Před 6 lety +6

      i agree 100

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 Před 6 lety +3

      Patrick so basically woman have one big compartment that’s has all the evens of the day mashed together into one.

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 Před 6 lety +6

      EccentricSage it’s trues it’s very broad but just like most men are physically stronger than most women there are one common things that are true in our psychology as well.

  • @Walking-MY-Path
    @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +1801

    "Next time I'm gonna get it right."

    • @Luaksz
      @Luaksz Před 5 lety +37

      AGbaby235 you have two top comments one year apart from each other.

    • @punjabigundaa
      @punjabigundaa Před 5 lety +2

      He needs to be on Conan too with Bill.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 5 lety +7

      hahaha thanks man. I don't even know how I got this many thumbs up. Thanks you guys!!

    • @danielsalas7071
      @danielsalas7071 Před 5 lety +2

      AGbaby235 no top comment this year? Aight...

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 5 lety

      @@danielsalas7071 Sorry, took a break last year bud.

  • @GrizzlyNightman
    @GrizzlyNightman Před 3 lety +7

    Conan is definitely the best talk show host on the air. Nothing is better than watching him listen to Bill Burr and struggle to keep it together

  • @directedby100
    @directedby100 Před 4 lety +100

    It's scary how damn true this is. It's funny, and 110% true.

  • @RHC-sz3fy
    @RHC-sz3fy Před 9 lety +62

    Here's what happened: Bill is an excellent Comedian. He *began* by telling a joke, about half way through he and everyone else had an epiphany...*He was telling the truth*. That's what made people uncomfortable, the fact that he hit the nail a little *too* on the head.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 9 lety +21

      Exactly...his comedy hits home because it's 100% true

    • @MrTaser99
      @MrTaser99 Před 9 lety +5

      YEP!!! and i loved every moment of it. LOL

  • @Brastius
    @Brastius Před 7 lety +348

    If you don't think this is true, lay down on a couch in front of your gf/wife and see how long it takes for her to ask you to do something.

    • @MZT4
      @MZT4 Před 5 lety +23

      Jokes on you! I am a virgin and I am gonna die alone!
      Ha got'em.

    • @manvirsahota5310
      @manvirsahota5310 Před 5 lety +5

      @@MZT4 'tis the only way!

    • @pyramusk3264
      @pyramusk3264 Před 5 lety +1

      Naaaah. Mine knows i just say, yes dear, to everything but do nothing. Give it time.

  • @mohammedbinayan2880
    @mohammedbinayan2880 Před 2 lety +49

    In a world of insanity, it is a breath of fresh air to see someone recognize simple common sense.

  • @IronHide3910
    @IronHide3910 Před 4 lety +3

    2020 and still binge watching Bill on Conan every few weeks.

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 Před 5 lety +775

    Audience is all women laughing and men going "if I laugh at that it's back to the couch"

    • @fredwright987
      @fredwright987 Před 4 lety +11

      Then back to the couch it is

    • @Bennysol
      @Bennysol Před 4 lety +48

      @eddiewinehosen no no, that's when they don't bang you. A man never sleeps on the couch. One adult telling another adult where to sleep? Like I'm supposed to grab a blanket like linus, so uh where should I sleep downstairs? Over here? Or more like over here? You cant tell me where to sleep, I'll sleep on your side of the bed if I want to. What are you gonna do? I'm bigger than you.

    • @904Anonymous
      @904Anonymous Před 4 lety +56

      Only beta males. My wife can never make me sleep on the couch and she knows it. I will sleep in my bed when I want. If she wants to sleep separate she can sleep on the couch her damn self. Too many men are pussies.

    • @michaelsshawn1604
      @michaelsshawn1604 Před 4 lety +30

      @@904Anonymous amen brotha no chick sends me to the couch to sleep IN MY OWN HOUSE!!!!! 🤣

    • @KingBowserVlog
      @KingBowserVlog Před 4 lety +19

      God, it's sad that men are so afraid of their women

  • @rushfan-bc3xi
    @rushfan-bc3xi Před 7 lety +429

    1:37 I didn't know Conan was bilingual.

    • @javierfernandez6030
      @javierfernandez6030 Před 6 lety +43

      rushfan2112 whaiwiaiweiweiwai hahaha

    • @CeruleanBlue61
      @CeruleanBlue61 Před 6 lety +2

      Hey

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit Před 6 lety

      He didn’t pick up on the breast cancer thing at first but once burr brought it up got it and ran with it.

    • @JRaptor77
      @JRaptor77 Před 5 lety +8

      I actually died laughing at this comment..

    • @Bigboy-tp2vm
      @Bigboy-tp2vm Před 5 lety +3

      I laughed my ass of at that.!!😆

  • @ghadrackpotato960
    @ghadrackpotato960 Před 4 lety +36

    My first girlfriend tried to criticize me by saying "you'd be happy with a cup of water and a handful of dirt."
    My response infuriated her and now, 25 years later thanks to Bill Burr I understand why.
    I told her yeah, I got something to drink and with a little mud I could practice making little sculptures out of mud, so what, I can make it happen and be good with that if I needed to.

  • @HiredAssassin5
    @HiredAssassin5 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Just saw a woman with a "Go Taylor's Boyfriend" Jersey, and first thought was this video lol.

  • @coreosandmilk8731
    @coreosandmilk8731 Před 7 lety +160

    Patrice would be proud lmao

    • @aBIGdeadHEAD
      @aBIGdeadHEAD Před 7 lety +19

      Everytime i watch Bill i think the same thing, Patrice would be so proud, RIP Pat

    • @coreosandmilk8731
      @coreosandmilk8731 Před 7 lety +7

      Willdaberry Blue I could only imagine the insight he would have today

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah he would bro...

    • @ScipioWasHere
      @ScipioWasHere Před 5 lety

      The Black Philip

  • @mknight7209
    @mknight7209 Před 5 lety +1597

    So true women don't want their own thing look at star wars

    • @gundorstoneskin5900
      @gundorstoneskin5900 Před 5 lety +276

      Star wars, ocean's, terminator, ghostbusters...

    • @noone8418
      @noone8418 Před 5 lety +178

      Start our own stuff? That sounds like work!

    • @noone8418
      @noone8418 Před 5 lety +9

      Clench Chad Man czcams.com/video/KcXVGIi1m28/video.html

    • @b.boldnasan9592
      @b.boldnasan9592 Před 5 lety +27

      Don't forget van hellsing

    • @mitchsorrenstein1819
      @mitchsorrenstein1819 Před 4 lety +137

      @Clench Chad Man when the head of lucasfilm wears a shirt that says the force is female I beg to differ they're pushing identity politics instead of writing good stories one of my favorite characters in Star Wars is Ahsoka Tano I feel like she's the standard of how to write a strong female character in Star Wars story

  • @Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy
    @Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy Před 2 lety +42

    Bill burr is a national treasure, we must protect him at all costs

  • @MrKarmapolice97
    @MrKarmapolice97 Před 4 lety +14

    My mom god rest her soul, she was never happy. You could give her a million dollars and she would say, it’s not green enough. I loved but she drove my dad nuts.

  • @TheMpofu
    @TheMpofu Před 9 lety +112

    Same thing is happening here in England with the Premier League, these women won't leave us alone! Not even for 90mins.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 9 lety +27

      Kingsley Mpofu Not even for 90 minutes. They first sneaked into the presenting...then the touchline and slowly into the punditry as well...

    • @SWTLOTOR
      @SWTLOTOR Před 8 lety +6

      +Bacon Life any professional male team would blow the womens national team out of the water..

    • @SWTLOTOR
      @SWTLOTOR Před 8 lety +5

      ***** like 3years ago the us womens national team went up against the us mens under 17
      (im pretty sure, might have been U-20) and lost like 7-2
      could you imagine them going up against a team like Barcelona or Real Madrid

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 Před 8 lety +4

      +patrick82895 they even had the gall to put some laydeee player next to Messi on the cover

  • @StevenM1
    @StevenM1 Před 5 lety +686

    Most men hide their emotions because as soon as they do show them many women see them as weak and over emotional and move on...... so yes ladies, wanting an open man is another one of your lies 😂

    • @Sam10947
      @Sam10947 Před 5 lety +56

      When are you dumb motherfuckers in the west going to realize, that you shouldn't take women seriously. Take middle eastern men as an example, they are dominant

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU Před 5 lety +78

      @@Sam10947 Try and be dominant with a modern western woman (even in a helpful way) and watch what happens. They scream patriarchy & call you a misogynist pig, because feminism has brainwashed them

    • @Sam10947
      @Sam10947 Před 5 lety +26

      @@DarkWandererAU
      Say : "yes.....if you are a feminist, I am a patriarch, and if it help labeling me a misogynist, then yes, what are you going to do about it". If you are afraid of expressing yourself, you're a bitch. You have to understand, your hesitation of confrontation is not due to female,s it's due to other males.....real men don't fear, they're Just (justice)....say it like it is, say truth. If you and I and other person, say it like it is, the male mass would recognize the error they made that led to the systematic sabotage that men inflicted on themselves in the name of equal human rights.

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU Před 5 lety +8

      @@Sam10947 I agree. Hahaha! It's cute that you have 0 clue who you're talking to, I've never been afraid of confrontation & I get really frustrated with people who are because they are little bitches.
      Do you know what the modern western woman calls that? They call it "too intense to deal with" and "over-reactionary".
      I look around, and I see women with men who just say "yes" all the time because they're easier to deal with & don't ever challenge them.

    • @cyrusprime7037
      @cyrusprime7037 Před 5 lety +1

      DarkWandererAU no wonder why the west is decaying

  • @levelhaha
    @levelhaha Před 4 lety +5

    watching this in 2019 and this fit so good on video games in the past few years.

  • @danseabreeze1404
    @danseabreeze1404 Před 4 lety +3

    I've now seen many of Bill Burr's vidoes, he speaks the truth without the fear or desire for social acceptance or appropriateness, I LOVE IT!!!

  • @jshepard152
    @jshepard152 Před 5 lety +358

    I took my son to Touch-a-Truck last year and it was perfect in every way. Then they opened up a Disney princess tent and started blaring "Let it go" across the property. They just couldn't allow anything to be so enjoyable and unspoiled for males. God bless you, Bill Burr. Keep spreading the word of truth.

    • @bigboobies2647
      @bigboobies2647 Před 4 lety +12

      You sound like a marvelous mother. Keep it up!

    • @Mr.Heller
      @Mr.Heller Před 3 lety +1

      To be fair, "Let it go" is pretty awesome, though the edited "Let in Burn!" version is better.

    • @NameerCheruvadi
      @NameerCheruvadi Před 3 lety +8

      Mr.Heller not everyone likes it

    • @samuelcurtis7470
      @samuelcurtis7470 Před 2 lety +32

      @G King it's the sentiment of the matter. She never said it ruined it. But to have a specific time and place for something that is meant to attract anybody, but stereotypically attracts a certain populus, and then having the exact opposite being set up exactly across from you, is quite frustrating. Like imagine going to a concert where this happened. You'd be outraged if you went to say a country concert, and just outside the crows is some punk blasting some trashy pop music, that you may still like, as loud as he can. It's not the sentiment of you like one more than the other, or one is more meant for you period. It's the fact that you went to an area where there was a designated thing or event supposed to be happening, and someone else came along, jealous of that event, and started doing something completely irrelevant to it.

    • @malteburen825
      @malteburen825 Před 2 lety +11

      @G King sure thing buddy

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC Před 9 lety +179

    Billy Burr needs his own "Man Show."
    Have it be like his podcast, but on TV so he can afford to fix the rest of his house!

    • @Goldberg-wz5fx
      @Goldberg-wz5fx Před 9 lety +48

      Bill burr fans get this

    • @PepeSi1via
      @PepeSi1via Před 9 lety +10

      John Garvias ohhhhhhh Jeeeeeeesus

    • @Jaysims12
      @Jaysims12 Před 9 lety +2

      Something like the JRE.

    • @axlepacroz
      @axlepacroz Před 9 lety +2

      Bill Burr show :D ouhhhh jeeeezus that would be so fucking awesome.

    • @thatladfromsheffield
      @thatladfromsheffield Před 9 lety

      If only he did have his own podcast that he put out every Monday called the Monday Morning Podcast. If only.

  • @matthewgonzalez9537
    @matthewgonzalez9537 Před 4 lety +56

    This man is the hero of the everyday man

  • @Agent-mk1rh
    @Agent-mk1rh Před 4 lety +59

    We aren't simple, we're stoic and focused.

    • @markyuto6820
      @markyuto6820 Před 3 lety +3

      That's why we're simple.

    • @vLinko777
      @vLinko777 Před 3 lety +3

      We are pretty simple. We are a gender of people that like fishing and smoking a piece of meat for 14 hours while sitting there stoking the fire. Id say we are pretty simple

  • @Paulo_Dirac
    @Paulo_Dirac Před 8 lety +188

    1:36 that Conan sentence is now my new ringphone !

    • @marwen4528
      @marwen4528 Před 8 lety +17

      +Laurent Chougrani Man you are a monster hahahahahaha

    • @HighIQuit
      @HighIQuit Před 7 lety +9

      MARWEN LAHMER man I know you said this 6 months ago but want you to know that I fell down of my chair after clicking on that 1:36 I actually cried. I had a long day you made my day man. Thank you. 😂

    • @HomeLander3
      @HomeLander3 Před 6 lety

      dude hahahaahah

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder Před 5 lety

      Yodeling

  • @MrTuxedoNat
    @MrTuxedoNat Před 7 lety +398

    Bill burr is me everything he says I agree with him lol

    • @andredelay8111
      @andredelay8111 Před 7 lety +4

      I know, right?

    • @gdup1728
      @gdup1728 Před 7 lety +4

      right on

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk Před 6 lety +2

      Nathaniel Saez I say that all the time about myself.I'm like " Bill just reads my mind".He ain't never lied.To paraphrase a Richard Pryor joke...Bill Burr can make me laugh at my mommas funeral on a Sunday morning.

  • @johcoh1
    @johcoh1 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how Bill has that smirk on his face cause he knows someone is going to get butt hurt over a joke. I love this dude.

  • @mohammadalitaqi1997
    @mohammadalitaqi1997 Před 3 měsíci +3

    After involvement of Taylor swift this seems legit😅😅

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe Před 8 lety +1745

    LOL Man! he must've had helluva fight with his wife just before the taping. love Bills rants

    • @waddellkate101
      @waddellkate101 Před 6 lety +16

      Ismaël GACEM Jesus calm down and just enjoy the comedy instead of making it serious.

    • @waddellkate101
      @waddellkate101 Před 6 lety +8

      Umm I told someone to relax and enjoy some comedy and I'm the one who's upset okay I think you and I have very different definitions to being upset but whatever floats your boat.

    • @northoftherockies
      @northoftherockies Před 5 lety +25

      Kate seriously calm down. It's just comedy.

    • @samyargo9752
      @samyargo9752 Před 5 lety +10

      So I assume You control and abuse abuse all the men in your relationships over their personal hobbies and activities, inhibiting their lifestyle with your assumed superiority, so that must be why you assume he is in a toxic relationship.

    • @steveniavarone3683
      @steveniavarone3683 Před 5 lety +7

      Kate STFU!

  • @shlynnyrie
    @shlynnyrie Před 9 lety +79

    I didn't find anything wrong with what he said as a female. I'm sure guys think the same way and its true. As women, we need to just let the guys have their "guy thang" and let them be happy! I can't stand football but if my man wants to watch...hey he can go out with the guys or I can go with friends. As long as he doesn't put that before his family...enjoy sweetie! But then don't complain about my girly crap! Lol! Loved the comparison of women and chameleons. That was hilarious!

    • @Zorichai
      @Zorichai Před 9 lety +31

      I don't know who you are... but I will find you... and I will marry you.

    • @gregshabonrolls
      @gregshabonrolls Před 6 lety +5

      Zorichai sooo? Did u found her? Tell me there's a happy ending please.

    • @acerodriguez6549
      @acerodriguez6549 Před 6 lety +1

      You are a blessing from god!!

    • @chaoticorder5116
      @chaoticorder5116 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol .. look at the simps replying to her^ ... just a mere admission of reality makes them want to marry her XD (even as a joke) ... pathetic!

    • @nah6430
      @nah6430 Před 5 lety +1

      Yea everyone needs their own time some times

  • @royythaboi7163
    @royythaboi7163 Před 4 lety +11

    His entire interview here wasent even an interview, it was literally a stand up segment, except that he was sitting down

  • @namegoeshere2805
    @namegoeshere2805 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This is why the NFL is entirely about Taylor Swift now.

  • @dawudjtownsville
    @dawudjtownsville Před 5 lety +413

    They want to feel important because they think we don't need them. They think men only use their bodies and it hurts them that they don't serve a higher purpose than that. That's why they constantly seek validation and reassurance from men. When you have fun without ya girl it just proves to her that she is just another item in your life for your pleasure because how could anything be as equally fun without your best pleasure being or doing it with you? What they fail to realize is that they have everything to keep you entertained but they resorted to using the laziest, easiest method which is their beauty so after we get used to that and stop praising it they have nothing else and feel empty. Youre gonna look how you look, the one thing you can constantly make better for people is your personality which will ALWAYS keep you attractive inside and out.

    • @TopFlightSecurity415
      @TopFlightSecurity415 Před 5 lety +44

      good point lol the girl im dating now found it sooo hard to believe that i would choose to hang with my friends besides her, sometimes you need space , who wants to see the same person every single day? ......idk why women think the whole world has to revolve around them

    • @somabalestra1131
      @somabalestra1131 Před 5 lety +23

      That's a great post, always personality before looks. Thank you so much for your input~

    • @65tosspowertrapl36
      @65tosspowertrapl36 Před 5 lety +14

      Quite insightful, sad but true in many cases.😞

    • @daviddarko6709
      @daviddarko6709 Před 5 lety +2

      Dawud Townsville stay woke

    • @baguih007
      @baguih007 Před 4 lety +20

      Damn man thats some bomb ass wisdom you just dropped on me

  • @jamesa6494
    @jamesa6494 Před 9 lety +194

    He lost the crowd as soon as he brought up breast cancer.

    • @Jedicake
      @Jedicake Před 9 lety +5

      Agreed

    • @Goldberg-wz5fx
      @Goldberg-wz5fx Před 9 lety +28

      They laughed at it though...

    • @Pomfer_
      @Pomfer_ Před 9 lety +5

      Lost it by then, but not because of the topic. He just ran out of steam for the whole "women hate fun"

    • @johng45746
      @johng45746 Před 9 lety +16

      Well what the hell is the point in wearing pink? We just had a couple of cases of domestic violence on women and the NFL cares about breast cancer. Give me a break.

    • @Lukeor
      @Lukeor Před 9 lety +212

      He lost the crowd because they're all PC idiots who are afraid to laugh at reality. They are trained to laugh at canned jokes that offend no one. Americans are shitty audiences.

  • @afa13829
    @afa13829 Před 4 lety +1

    Same thing with food!!!!! "No im not hungry don't get me anything" 30 seconds later. Half the food is gone. Lmao

  • @bastithoughts457
    @bastithoughts457 Před 3 lety +1

    im pretty sure you started with just 1 clip of these bill burr interviews and cant stop anymore 😂

  • @johnson7166
    @johnson7166 Před 5 lety +127

    My ex girlfriend had a 7th sense for when I was having a good time without her. I knew the texts and calls and the fight starting was coming before it even came.

    • @Bcd31997
      @Bcd31997 Před 5 lety +14

      johnson7166 good thing she’s gone now right?

    • @paladin181
      @paladin181 Před 4 lety +20

      My wife does this. I will sit there doing nothing for hours, bored. The second I decide to tinker or play a game, or watch a game she's RIGHT THERE demanding I spend time with her.

    • @Broodjemetbeleg
      @Broodjemetbeleg Před 4 lety +10

      @@paladin181 sounds like a toxic relationship buddy

    • @paladin181
      @paladin181 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Broodjemetbeleg Nah, It's great. It's a little annoying at times, but most of the time, I'd really rather be doing something with her than on my own anyhow.

    • @somegreatbloke
      @somegreatbloke Před 4 lety +6

      ...but what was her 6th sense? :/

  • @thomasjames8277
    @thomasjames8277 Před 9 lety +157

    Everyone needs to remember he's a comedian telling jokes. He makes fun of things guys do also. Are we not allowed to joke around about the opposite sex anymore either?

    • @Beatle19402
      @Beatle19402 Před 9 lety +4

      I agree, it is just a joke. But the problem is, is that you get the sexist bigots who here jokes like this and become empowered by it, not realizing he doesn't literally mean what he's saying.

    • @mindoverbread1213
      @mindoverbread1213 Před 9 lety +8

      Beatle19402 Just read the comments here, you are being proved right, sadly

    • @diegodelavega7578
      @diegodelavega7578 Před 9 lety +22

      Or the humorless women and there white knights screaming how he literally means what he is saying....it works both ways

    • @Beatle19402
      @Beatle19402 Před 9 lety +1

      Diego Delavega True, they're both as bad as each other, but I see more of the sexist bigots in these comments

    • @diegodelavega7578
      @diegodelavega7578 Před 9 lety +10

      Yes, I've seen sexist comments on here...like really sexist. Bill Burr comments weren't sexist maybe a little critical and over generalizing but, that has always bothered me about comedy...why we bash men but women are like sacred cows and can't be called out on their shit.

  • @ftwinsidia
    @ftwinsidia Před 4 dny

    The ending is great because he actually did re-do this bit years later for his Red Rocks special and it’s even better there.

  • @Batman22222
    @Batman22222 Před 3 lety +1

    It starts with one video.....and before you realise it ....days have passed watching Bill Burr on Conan & clips of Graham Norton show!! It's CRAZY!!

  • @puma21puma21
    @puma21puma21 Před 9 lety +29

    Old Billy red face is probably the best comedian right now. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and the truth.

  • @WadeWilsonDP
    @WadeWilsonDP Před 5 lety +17

    I used to be with a girl who would always insist that playing video games was a waste of time and I should "do something useful". I work 9-10 hours a day making things, like actually designing and producing things for people, she worked 5 hour days and would come home and watch Netflix. Always trying to force me to work, while never actually doing anything herself, no hobbies, no friends, but I HAD TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. Then she left me for an unemployed yoga instructor, but yea, men are the problem.

  • @jaxonmattox9267
    @jaxonmattox9267 Před 4 lety +5

    2:06 is why😂

  • @mdflorida1233
    @mdflorida1233 Před rokem +1

    "Uh, that's not holding!" lmfao