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  • When Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.
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  • @cj2lapaixify
    @cj2lapaixify Před 4 lety +8730

    Conan relaxes when bill is on, he becomes an audience member rather than a host

    • @allthesmallthings1041
      @allthesmallthings1041 Před 4 lety +215

      cj2lapaixify he’s really good at listening to his guests

    • @fjlkagudpgo4884
      @fjlkagudpgo4884 Před 4 lety +12

      love them!

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 Před 4 lety +68

      That's a great observation and 100% on point.

    • @rwolfman2099
      @rwolfman2099 Před 4 lety +50

      Carson did the same thing; a good host knows when to step aside to let the guest(s) shine.

    • @pumpkin_the_snek
      @pumpkin_the_snek Před 4 lety +3

      @@allthesmallthings1041 hey you guys are green c brothers

  • @douglasroach8079
    @douglasroach8079 Před 5 lety +7430

    His blatant disregard for political correctness, backed with genuine delivery is what makes him a top tier comedian.

    • @FeanaroNoldoran
      @FeanaroNoldoran Před 4 lety +77

      It's a miracle he hasn't been murdered by Antifa yet

    • @dcanedcane6358
      @dcanedcane6358 Před 3 lety +74

      Michael Zhang Bill Burr is prettt left wing tho... doesn’t mean he has to be politically correct.

    • @LK-th5be
      @LK-th5be Před 3 lety +39

      @@dcanedcane6358 pc is what extreme leftists try to force on people. They're as fucked in the head as their right-wing equivalents.

    • @irisespindola2868
      @irisespindola2868 Před 3 lety +7

      Agree. Time and place...

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 Před 3 lety +22

      Hes a straight shot comedian. He has an angle on a scenario or idea and no matter what; He will end up making you either agree or sympathize with his stance which is delivered through a joke lol

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 Před 4 lety +3761

    "The NFL should be watching this commercial not me" lmao dude so true

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 Před 5 lety +4407

    I like when burr doesn’t get a laugh, wont accept that and finds a way to get that laugh. My favorite comedian currently for sure

    • @brileyrenovations2213
      @brileyrenovations2213 Před 4 lety +117

      Anybody that gets upset about anything he says should take a puff and just chill. Life is too short to be that uptight. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

    • @Stephie_L
      @Stephie_L Před 3 lety +93

      I heard he learned that from Patrice O'Neal whose philosophy was that if the audience doesn't laugh, never try to convince them, if you're going down then take them down with you.

    • @rd5184
      @rd5184 Před 3 lety

      @@brileyrenovations2213 me too

    • @emilal
      @emilal Před 3 lety +3

      @@brileyrenovations2213 says the one who bothered to write a comment complaining

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 Před 3 lety +19

      it's even more than that ! it's not adaptability, it's planed ! He's made it his own style :
      - first he comes in with a blunt statement that maintstream public thought doesn't agree with,
      - he stays in that awkward place and earns that role of the crazy person in the place, and keeps explaining his crazy stuff in a way that's absurdly realistic and convincing
      - ends up making the crowd laugh at his crazy stuff ( like "omg it's true though lol " )
      - piles up with some even more crazy stuff to keep them cracking up ( "LMFAO SO TRUEEE x'D " )

  • @brendajackson13
    @brendajackson13 Před 7 lety +3009

    "...oh by the way I was molested when I was 9". I laughed so hard at that.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz Před 5 lety +45

      HAHAHA. Me too!! :D And I love the fluency by which delivers that whole joke. Flawless!

    • @rishikeshp.5610
      @rishikeshp.5610 Před 4 lety +34

      Conan's face at that moment is priceless too.

    • @a.gabbey5569
      @a.gabbey5569 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kingmortz I see what you did there

    • @KarlSchoenefeld4
      @KarlSchoenefeld4 Před 4 lety +9

      The lame audience thought it was too soon lol

    • @josephallen4510
      @josephallen4510 Před 4 lety +13

      He's such a pro, even his throwaway lines are killers.

  • @nigelio3
    @nigelio3 Před 8 lety +4925

    I like how the audience doesn't get him, and doesn't know if they should laugh or not. But Conan loves him, he's been on the show like a million times.

    • @nigelio3
      @nigelio3 Před 8 lety +35

      Jeff Baker I'm with you. I personally feel that these are better than his standup. Great stuff.

    • @1983Jacko
      @1983Jacko Před 8 lety +49

      +Eli S Probably because they are a bunch of pussies.

    • @mrfeather2732
      @mrfeather2732 Před 8 lety +1

      3 times

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap Před 8 lety +14

      The zombie audience is terrible

    • @sunmoon2225
      @sunmoon2225 Před 6 lety +5

      ScumbagSteve I heard laughter, just like the ones in other shows... Don't let biasness affect your hearing

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem Před 3 lety +914

    There's actually warmth is Bill's comedy because he brings everyone down to the same level together to laugh.

    • @ThanksForAllMyToes
      @ThanksForAllMyToes Před 2 lety +12

      Brings everyone "up" to the same level you mean ;) Bill's too smart to be down there.

  • @PINQINQ
    @PINQINQ Před rokem +111

    What makes Bill a legend is that when the room goes silent he goes even harder and gets an even bigger laugh in the end. It’s incredible how he goes to the edge and pulls it back 😂

  • @dbasrus
    @dbasrus Před 8 lety +1852

    Love how the audience was going a little quiet at one point, clearly wondering if they should be laughing at this, until Bill pulled it back with the perfect analogy of someone pausing the film in a movie.

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond Před 4 lety +57

      +darkhorse Agreed 100%, my friend...NO ONE does comical analogies & metaphors like our boy Billy!!

    • @calfagra
      @calfagra Před 4 lety +36

      It's not like the analogy is perfect, but how could he pull out that analogy in a matter of second

    • @g194g
      @g194g Před 4 lety +10

      He is a master of pushing audiences away and bringing them back. It really makes you rethink things

    • @rj24vc15
      @rj24vc15 Před 4 lety +7

      @@g194g Love when he does this stuff with these PC crowds. He always turns the groans into laughs.

    • @CorridorJ
      @CorridorJ Před 4 lety

      Bill is the master at analogies like he can explain Astro physics with a perfect sports analogy

  • @docluv14
    @docluv14 Před 8 lety +2392

    "There's a Time and a Place" LOL 😆😆

    • @Zaba_the_Dogling
      @Zaba_the_Dogling Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah thats the funny bit for those who dont get the stuff thats actually funny

    • @allenatkins2263
      @allenatkins2263 Před 4 lety +3

      @Matthew Alkman IT'S THE JEEEEEEWWWWWWWW$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!

    • @treepeenbawlz1934
      @treepeenbawlz1934 Před 4 lety +1

      😆😆😆😆

    • @calm_compost
      @calm_compost Před 4 lety +3

      Feels like people were mad before he told that punchline.

    • @supsoul7235
      @supsoul7235 Před 4 lety

      Ok professor oak

  • @ikechukwuanya902
    @ikechukwuanya902 Před 4 lety +153

    'There's a time and place'... One of the most underrated statements

  • @chrispermetti9485
    @chrispermetti9485 Před 4 lety +232

    I think Bill is one of the few people who doesn’t care what other people think of him he says whatever he wants whenever and that’s why he’s great

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan Před 2 lety

      He's already married, how much worse can it get?

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is Před 7 lety +6532

    Conan's probably the only talk show host who's smart enough for burr

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies Před 5 lety +574

      It's not that the other ones aren't smart, it's just that Conan is the last prime time host left with a shred of integrity.

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 Před 5 lety +287

      @@stanvanillo9831 I don't think your smart enough to understand

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 Před 5 lety +164

      @@stanvanillo9831 my mistake then lol

    • @jumpieva
      @jumpieva Před 5 lety +71

      can you imagine jimmy kimmel having a meltdown if he had him

    • @bog7227
      @bog7227 Před 4 lety +11

      @@RobotWizard4209 you're

  • @okamuspanulirus9614
    @okamuspanulirus9614 Před 8 lety +3113

    My mom died of cancer but I agree with Bill that theres a time and place. Why burden someone and deprive them of entertainment? Just overly sensitive to me.

    • @craigresnianky6909
      @craigresnianky6909 Před 5 lety +56

      It's the new puritanism.

    • @iheartpiano18
      @iheartpiano18 Před 5 lety +137

      Sorry for your loss. I lost my grandmother from a weird type of cancer and even though it’s heart breaking you don’t need to be reminded of that pain when you are trying to get distracted from your own reality or drag someone else to feel your pain when all they want to do is disconnect.

    • @danielgoss6367
      @danielgoss6367 Před 4 lety +30

      Sorry for your loss but yeah people need to stop being buzzkills

    • @askme4450
      @askme4450 Před 4 lety +5

      It has to do with awareness. Which helps with funding which saves lives.

    • @ryanforgo7028
      @ryanforgo7028 Před 4 lety +25

      believe me what he is saying there is not about depriving him of entertainment only. it is about how he pictures that sport as his escape out of the harsh reality where he can skip out a little and then they come reminding him right into the middle of it about the world.

  • @WBUline
    @WBUline Před 3 lety +380

    After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

  • @uppercut70
    @uppercut70 Před 5 lety +78

    Love how Bill has the guts to say what many of us are thinking then the crowd goes uncomfortably quiet like they're holding their breath. Cracks me up every time

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake Před 9 lety +12217

    Hey he might speak the harsh truth, but he's spot on.

    • @yokie52
      @yokie52 Před 9 lety +225

      I think he's a good guy and actually very pro-woman. He is actually making fun of men in many of his bits, but it may go above the heads of some, not you, of course. ; )

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 Před 9 lety +40

      Pro woman? Lmao. Even billy admits he's a sexist asshole on his podcast. That's some of the reasons why i love him.

    • @KevinMuhlbach
      @KevinMuhlbach Před 9 lety +140

      ***** Yeah, but he's sexist in the way I feel all men are, not in the same way that's necessarily hateful. He's just got the balls to say it ova there

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 Před 9 lety +13

      Kevin Muhlbach Yea but is he pro feminist? fucking god no

    • @KevinMuhlbach
      @KevinMuhlbach Před 9 lety +48

      ***** I'm not a fan of the way you worded that though. It's semantics but it's not like Bill is against women's rights, he's just annoyed by it being in his face. And that's fine, I don't think Bill is really a part of the problem in that sense. It's not like he's against women being paid equally or thinks they're less than men, in fact he always goes on how they evolved smarter because we could beat the shit out of them. But now we can't.

  • @Jeff-BrokenJaw
    @Jeff-BrokenJaw Před 8 lety +3760

    What I love about Bill Burr is he's just being honest. Most of his material is stuff I think, too!

    • @enterBeastmode1
      @enterBeastmode1 Před 8 lety +5

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) What if he is the Joker?

    • @armandsutt9806
      @armandsutt9806 Před 8 lety +4

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) Bruce Wayne is Batman? Serious spoiler man.

    • @TheDjkillahoe
      @TheDjkillahoe Před 8 lety

      +enterBeastmode1 what if he made the joker?

    • @blammod664
      @blammod664 Před 8 lety +8

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) He's honest to the point of making people absolutely uncomfortable by saying the shit most of the public just doesn't dare.

    • @Gyroslove
      @Gyroslove Před 8 lety +1

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) yeah he is an awesome person and comic ! do you know maybe what happened to him? he turned gray really fast, a couple years before this clip he had red hair and looked 10 years younger

  • @tonykissthesniperrifle
    @tonykissthesniperrifle Před rokem +15

    Bill Burr is just everyone’s intrusive thoughts speaking at once 😂

  • @sd012082
    @sd012082 Před 5 lety +38

    Had me dying with the Florida state song..lmao that is so true they could run a play for no gain and the tomahawk chop song plays

  • @alexriggs2307
    @alexriggs2307 Před 7 lety +1779

    If you're on a bill burr binge, check out his walking tours. They're hilarious

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson Před 8 lety +3282

    Bill Burr is the best guest on any show he is a on.

    • @macdoj4
      @macdoj4 Před 8 lety +1

      +Chris J "a on"

    • @FoolssGold
      @FoolssGold Před 8 lety +5

      +Chris J an on*

    • @georgeanton575
      @georgeanton575 Před 8 lety +11

      Onion*

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo Před 8 lety +4

      Knight

    • @theivory1
      @theivory1 Před 8 lety +3

      +Chris J Check out Harland Williams on Conan. The best for me is a toss up between these two.

  • @jordanmarrero9153
    @jordanmarrero9153 Před rokem +10

    "There's a time and a place!"
    Literally crying laughing. He's right, and you can *still* support those in better, more efficient ways.

  • @Rualnys
    @Rualnys Před 2 lety +34

    I could swear that Bill is the best guest that Conan ever has.

  • @Threepwoot
    @Threepwoot Před 8 lety +864

    There are not many people who publicly call out true BULLSHIT like that. love it :)

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 8 lety +56

      That's why I love and respect Bill so much!!

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 Před 4 lety +5

      This man is a national treasure. 100%.

  • @noobkilller1
    @noobkilller1 Před 8 lety +7749

    he allways trys to tell the truth through comedy.
    so ppl dont get angry at him for telling the truth.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 Před 8 lety +6

      +Eye-Killa He also supports Trump...through his comedy of course. Should we not be angry?

    • @noobkilller1
      @noobkilller1 Před 8 lety +84

      trump will save america.
      only potencial president who doesnt got some1's hand in his ass.
      every1 other president is a puppet(excpet a few)

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 Před 8 lety +44

      Eye-Killa A weak ineffective president is better than someone who is discriminatory and wants to create a state where a lot of people would be marginalised.

    • @introgauge
      @introgauge Před 8 lety +32

      +CaptainRay well then they should work to not get marginalized..................long pause*
      NO, not welfare you idiot.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 Před 8 lety +7

      Introgauge .C
      But for the real, I understand that we give too much welfare for immigrants, I believe welfare should be spread proportionally among the homeless.
      And let me explain why we have welfare. Because we are nice people (in short). Do you want to live in a state where people are just like, fuck the blind people, why don't they get fucking jobs. Of course we don't, at least I hope you're not as big an asshole as that.
      There are a lot of people in this world that find it hard to find jobs, have a better understanding of the bad things people go through in life.

  • @SSJ0016
    @SSJ0016 Před rokem +75

    I think Conan genuinely finds Bill hilarious. The way he laughs and doesn't try and steer Bill to be politically correct, it just seems like he enjoys having Bill on his show.

    • @davidm9214
      @davidm9214 Před rokem +2

      Because they both have red hair

    • @MitchellBoomin
      @MitchellBoomin Před rokem +1

      Boston connection. Conans a comedian too dont forget lol

    • @Loan5tarr
      @Loan5tarr Před rokem +1

      They’re good buds who hang out once in a while without all the cameras or audience.

    • @atumanov55
      @atumanov55 Před 7 měsíci +1

      He does. They're good friends off the show. Conan talked about it once somewhere I forgot where but he said he was friends with Bill for like 15 years or something

  • @thenorthremembers4221
    @thenorthremembers4221 Před 3 lety +14

    His ability to feed off of awkward moments is pure genius!😂

  • @oralboytoy
    @oralboytoy Před 7 lety +350

    1:22
    I love how Conan is afraid to laugh and just makes a straight face, but then can't help himself

    • @dankmeme682
      @dankmeme682 Před 2 lety

      I feel like Conan had no way of saving this segment if Bill didn't keep going. Ol' Billy has a way of turning the audience around and its beautiful.

  • @stash.
    @stash. Před 8 lety +2637

    What's scary is you can see Burr is holding back (^o^)

  • @witchblade100377
    @witchblade100377 Před 3 lety +16

    I just love how Burr silences people with some things he says and then immediately turns it into a joke and has everyone busting up laughing.

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 Před 3 lety +53

    I love Bill Burr. He just doesn’t give a crap.

  • @yung_broccolini
    @yung_broccolini Před 9 lety +2550

    BIll Burr is with a doubt the funniest comedian around right now.

    • @terrysommers7239
      @terrysommers7239 Před 6 lety +8

      i like "with a doubt", such and so is the best blah blah blah.

    • @adfasfuiuiui1056
      @adfasfuiuiui1056 Před 6 lety +14

      peter zebot Oh yes, he knows with a doubt.

    • @asasipogi
      @asasipogi Před 6 lety

      peter zebot eh? Burr is still funny.

    • @zef3k
      @zef3k Před 6 lety +3

      He kills it, every single time. I want to watch a Burr blowout; I bet it would be hilarious.

    • @wardvision
      @wardvision Před 5 lety +5

      I was thinking about dave chappelle when i saw that "with a doubt"

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym Před 7 lety +582

    1:27 Conan is trying so hard to hold in his laughter lol

    • @Donkey_Lips
      @Donkey_Lips Před 7 lety +68

      Yeah, because you know Fallon would've slapped the desk in half at that point.

    • @mattpike5264
      @mattpike5264 Před 4 lety +2

      Yo shillinger

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv Před 4 lety +8

      Jimmy Fallon would've combusted

  • @anya2979
    @anya2979 Před 4 lety +28

    7 vids later I'm gonna have to admit to myself that i love this man lol

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 Před 4 lety +10

    1:21 That moment when nobody in the audience gives Bill any feedback...dude is fearless XD

  • @Vicvines
    @Vicvines Před 9 lety +693

    I totally agree with Bill. My grandfather suffered with throat cancer for 10 years. I feel for cancer patients. My heart goes out to them. But... this is a fucking ballgame. I bet there are even cancer patients watching the game like "Ok, that's enough, come on. Jesus!"

    • @crystalmascot3107
      @crystalmascot3107 Před 8 lety +22

      +Samsara Karma lol like totally in to the game then suddenly. "Oh shit I have cancer, fuck this shit I WAS ENJOYING MY LIFE FOR MAYBE THE LAST TIME YOU FUCKER STOP REMINDING ME I'M GONNA DIE"

    • @kc8639
      @kc8639 Před 8 lety +9

      +Crystal Mascot - NO KIDDING!!! I don't see anyone going on Oprah Winfrey with a blue scarf wrapped around their balls talking about testicular cancer. ENOUGH OF THE PINK DURING NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 8 lety +14

      +Vic Vinegar I totally get that. My mother has survived cancer twice, and it may eventually claim her life someday. I don't fucking need to be reminded about it during a sports game.
      I'm mostly deaf, and I wear hearing aids in both ears. If they did this shit "Stand Up To Deafness", I'd lose my fucking mind. I wake up every day knowing my hearing loss is permanent. I don't need people's pity, and I sure as fuck don't need to be reminded about it.

    • @rileyfreeman9178
      @rileyfreeman9178 Před 8 lety +3

      +Vladpryde Amen to that

    • @vvunytovveb1277
      @vvunytovveb1277 Před 6 lety

      Patrick its prob wut gayv them kancur...

  • @zaghir8351
    @zaghir8351 Před 6 lety +473

    I love how uncomfortable he makes everyone. It’s priceless

    • @reachbinnie
      @reachbinnie Před 2 lety +9

      So true. Journalism and Comedy/Satire both have the power to bring about change by making people uncomfortable.

    • @jeffreyirish3646
      @jeffreyirish3646 Před rokem

      Mostly because the audience are sheep and so scared to laugh. Wet the finger and see which way the wind is blowing. Total group think morons. Everybody looking at each other to see if it's ok to laugh. It's hilarious

  • @rkloete
    @rkloete Před 5 lety +23

    He's one funny dude. Man, I haven't laughed so hard in my life. Bill is hilarious.
    He needs to come to an LSU Bama game in Baton Rouge, and I'll treat him to some great tailgating in Baton Rouge. He will not go hungry. BTW, our band knows more than one song.

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 Před 3 lety +6

    1:45 - Conan's face hearing the 'I was molested with I was 9' joke was like an 8 year old on Christmas.

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday Před 9 lety +227

    It's never a dull moment when Bill is on Conan, is it? LOL
    He does have a point with all the causes and sporting events.
    Hell, I've had cancer as a kid and beat it and also donate to a cancer charity and other worthy causes when I can, but there should be a time and place for these things. For example, when purchasing your tickets online for the sporting event, there should be an option of which charity you wish to donate a $1 or more to...

    • @keeperkai999
      @keeperkai999 Před 9 lety +9

      Yeah I think the point of these athletic events or comedy for most people is to "get away from the horrific things in life" for a second, and then they put these things in the middle of it...it doesn't bother me at all but I can understand the point he's making here.

    • @Metalblowing
      @Metalblowing Před 9 lety +1

      yup, a great idea :)

    • @DrunkBastard
      @DrunkBastard Před 9 lety +4

      You can't even use escapist entertainment to escape from the world's drama any more.

  • @ILLadviser
    @ILLadviser Před 7 lety +199

    "put some rouge on his face, have him do it with an ax" 😂😂😂

  • @SD-zd8yu
    @SD-zd8yu Před 3 lety +20

    Wow this is even more true now than ever before

  • @nicholas4727
    @nicholas4727 Před 4 lety +11

    Bill burrs delivery is absolutely perfect every time.

  • @colinglen4505
    @colinglen4505 Před 7 lety +701

    he's absolutely right ...I cant watch tv these days without having that disease shoved in my face at every ad break.

    • @Suhcamara
      @Suhcamara Před 7 lety +90

      If you or a family member were exposed to asbestos you may be entitled to a cash award.

    • @bono300vox
      @bono300vox Před 7 lety +2

      It's waaay different than Coca Cola making and ad, don't be stupid

    • @PONYBOYonline
      @PONYBOYonline Před 7 lety +5

      Oh poor wittle baby. People are actually suffering, and you're here complaining that you have to hear about it during commercial breaks....

    • @Enzone218
      @Enzone218 Před 7 lety +30

      its like bill said, we already know that it's bad and that people are suffering and we help when we can, but we don't need to hear it every second of everyday

    • @whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417
      @whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417 Před 7 lety +12

      +PONYBOYonline and what do you suggest we do about it dumbass

  • @AceJofu
    @AceJofu Před 5 lety +161

    I love how conan tried to hold in his laugh at the cancer joke but then busted out laughing.

  • @tonymakaroni2898
    @tonymakaroni2898 Před 5 lety +7

    He is probably the only one who makes Conan laugh so much, I love it :D

  • @arumaibright5302
    @arumaibright5302 Před 5 lety +7

    Watching Conan laughing his heart out makes me happy

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch Před 8 lety +330

    "She slipped on a napkin and banged her head on a pencil sharpener"

  • @GunnerJoe93
    @GunnerJoe93 Před 9 lety +253

    Man Bill Burr should be president! This dude is funny even when he talks about serious shit. Pure talent.

    • @GunnerJoe93
      @GunnerJoe93 Před 9 lety

      ***** I like him a lot too.

    • @americanIDOLfan11111
      @americanIDOLfan11111 Před 9 lety +9

      He could never be president.. America is not ready for the truth, America only votes for crooked salesman.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 Před 9 lety +1

      Ana Costellano More like crooked puppets!

    • @LuneyTune72
      @LuneyTune72 Před 9 lety

      I love Bill but he's also a conspiracy theorist so I'll pass on him ever being president.

    • @keysersozae
      @keysersozae Před 9 lety

      LuneyTune72 But now he's OK with the New World Order. He came full circle, remember?

  • @jackhancho8571
    @jackhancho8571 Před 4 lety +5

    I love how Conan asks him one question and he steals the show 😂😂

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 Před 2 lety +5

    When he starts making fun of how native Americans sing I was laughing so hard I was in tears "You know Native Americans never even did that" LMAO

  • @JCMacDonald
    @JCMacDonald Před 9 lety +75

    bill burr is the fucking best! people think hes dumb, but the way he can relate everyday situations is pure genius. 1. louis ck 2.bill burr (out of current comedians, not deceased)

    • @bearwithgun14
      @bearwithgun14 Před 8 lety +8

      +dhd Doug Stanhope too

    • @briandawkins7108
      @briandawkins7108 Před 8 lety +1

      +dhd i cant get over how much self hate louis ck actually has. Every show is just him trying to get black friends it seems, so fucking annoying

    • @3dge--runner
      @3dge--runner Před 8 lety +1

      +dhd agreed

    • @kittenman7667
      @kittenman7667 Před 8 lety +3

      Bill is No.1 and so much ahead of Louis ck IMO

  • @Maxpen14
    @Maxpen14 Před 7 lety +586

    Oh my god Bill Burr is just amazing

    • @tp3039
      @tp3039 Před 5 lety +1

      @@christophertoole6994 GOOD ONE BRO!!! LOLOLOLOL not.

  • @CoachMT4000
    @CoachMT4000 Před 4 lety +50

    That part about Florida State!!! Spot on!!!

  • @anthonycoleman5524
    @anthonycoleman5524 Před rokem +2

    That tomahawk chop bit is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard from bill 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Frankincensedjb123
    @Frankincensedjb123 Před 9 lety +256

    I started out working with Billy Burr in Boston. He used to just tell jokes and then turned into this social commentary guy. He's always been very funny. He's one of the few comics today that makes me laugh. I also worked with Dan Cooke. He didn't talk to too many of the comics, kept to himself, but I never thought he was nearly as funny as Billy. And I've seen Cooke lately and he is just terrible. Any chance you get, go see Billy in person. Good stuff.

    • @likwideffect
      @likwideffect Před 9 lety +23

      Doesn't it suck that even though you played the same clubs he's famous and you're just a loser commenting on a youtube video

    • @beardedhomie
      @beardedhomie Před 9 lety +73

      thelikwideffect you're a fucking dumbass

    • @DirtyFrigginHarry
      @DirtyFrigginHarry Před 9 lety +7

      It's good to see a truly talented guy like Bill get so much mainstream success. I've been a big fan of his for a long time and the last few years have been such a pleasure to witness. Edgy is overused but I feel like he's one of the few guys in the big leagues who do this type of humor without shock being the primary means of laughter. I think right now he's probably the hottest comic along with Louie CK.

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 Před 9 lety +1

      DirtyFrigginHarry He's edgy but not all the time. I think it depends on where he is with his material, but he is one of the few comics out there actually saying something. But it's funny to see him now because I can remember him with his handful of notes just unoffensive cute jokes really, and now he's the tough social commentary guy. He's come a long way

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 Před 9 lety +62

      thelikwideffect Not at all. I currently own a national education / coaching firm that has made me quite wealthy where I don't have to work another day if I don't want to. And I was just talking to Billy maybe a month ago. He said that he was jealous because he still has to go on the road which he said he's getting tired of. Ironic huh? Well, hope all works to the best for you and happy holidays

  • @tokokuken
    @tokokuken Před 7 lety +308

    Burr really destroys on Conan. I mean, he's funny period, but it needs noted just how able he is to work his stuff as three minute TV bits, or whatever. It's not hacky or bloated and feels lose.

    • @lolyermad
      @lolyermad Před 7 lety +22

      Exactly.
      Also I feel like the way Conan interviews and his way of thinking helps communicate Bill's madness to the audience very effectively.
      Basically 100% the opposite of Jimmy Fallon.

    • @emiangurabardhi8660
      @emiangurabardhi8660 Před 7 lety

      tokokuken totally. his stand ups are amazing but i just enjoy these more.

    • @trentirvin2008
      @trentirvin2008 Před 7 lety +13

      lolyermad I swear Conan is the only one that really gets comedians

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 Před 7 lety +10

      Conan really lets him breathe, and Bill really does have to feel around a lot with his comedy, much like Louie does. It's what makes them both so amazing to watch, they're constantly re-configuring.

  • @yoda9518
    @yoda9518 Před 3 lety +93

    This was 7 years ago. Nowadays we can't watch sports without talking about someone's skins color.

  • @agustindetlefsen6944
    @agustindetlefsen6944 Před rokem +3

    1:29 with that phrase he got conan 😂

  • @that1guy614
    @that1guy614 Před 7 lety +324

    Bill burr prob the only guy to get conans real laugh

    • @37theEnigma
      @37theEnigma Před 7 lety +23

      the sauceboss_27 Him, Louis C.K., and Norm MacDonald

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 Před 4 lety +1

      John Cleese as well

    • @kickapoo242
      @kickapoo242 Před 3 lety

      Will Ferrel as well

    • @binilgn5941
      @binilgn5941 Před 3 lety

      Flula

    • @nayannbg6314
      @nayannbg6314 Před 3 lety +1

      Aubrey Plaza and Norm is always the pioneer when it comes to Conan😁 Love their presence

  • @phyfts
    @phyfts Před 8 lety +208

    I'm still laughing on that native american joke after 2 years.

  • @rndm7528
    @rndm7528 Před 4 lety +5

    bro this dude is hitting the nail every single time. hes right 100%

  • @Irraptured
    @Irraptured Před 5 lety +4

    1:48 look at Conans face, he goes through a rollercoaster of emotions lmfao

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed Před 9 lety +82

    Hey ole Billy red face. Love how he's so good now that he can leave the audience hanging with some heavy shit like a love one dying of cancer and then have them dying laughing a few seconds later. It's like he's trying to constantly bury and unbury himself. One of the greatest of all time in my opinion.

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins Před 9 lety +6

      Great description of it - the whole burying then unburying himself.

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins Před 9 lety +2

      Gregor Collins I think Louis CK does this as well, in a less dark way.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 Před 9 lety

      Everyone is dying of cancer somewhere. Also of aids, pneumonia, etc. Do we need to do a 6 minute silent remembrance or respects during the Oscars? Or the SuperBowl, or the final season episode of Family Guy? Time and a place guys, time and a place.

  • @Ropeadopeya
    @Ropeadopeya Před 9 lety +128

    He is one of the few that makes Conan genuinely laugh.

  • @eauvercompensate833
    @eauvercompensate833 Před 2 lety +9

    Bill Burr is hilarious on his own but Conan’s reactions make it even better!

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 Před 3 lety +36

    I’m Native American, unfortunately can confirm we actually do kinda sound like that 😂😂😂

    • @nagihangot6133
      @nagihangot6133 Před 2 lety

      I hope you're not one of those Pink people calling themselves Native American.

  • @anakina1
    @anakina1 Před 6 lety +125

    I tried not to wake my wife, but when he said "I was molested when I was nine." I lost it. This guy is gold. How many are just clicking from one to another. It is like mind candy.

  • @fastidious5166
    @fastidious5166 Před 9 lety +85

    His latest special on Netflix is comedy gold. The whole bit on religion was fucking spot on.

    • @YoungShyne123
      @YoungShyne123 Před 9 lety +1

      Jabajsadas felif yes on netflix

    • @thelankytank
      @thelankytank Před 9 lety

      What's it called? I don't typically watch specials but I know him from Joe rogans podcast

    • @PhantasyPhils
      @PhantasyPhils Před 9 lety

      thanks for this, I knew nothing about it. I assume you mean the 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way" special that just came out today?

    • @justclayhead
      @justclayhead Před 9 lety +1

      Ohhh damn I didn't know he had a new one out. Thanks

    • @101babybush
      @101babybush Před 9 lety

      it was amazing I saw it last night

  • @MalloryNewcomb
    @MalloryNewcomb Před 3 lety +26

    Bill Burr could insult me and I’d say “thank you”
    ... then go home and re-evaluate all my life choices 😂

  • @lavielemond
    @lavielemond Před 4 lety +3

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it when Bill cracks up when he's thinking about something that he's about to say, such as at 3:18 and 3:36 - GUY'S A LEGEND!!

  • @danh5150
    @danh5150 Před 8 lety +505

    "Just in case you forgot about the horrors of the world for half a second...
    They should just cut to an earthquake, and people getting buried in a mudslide, as the next pitcher is warming up".
    ------------------------------
    Literally laughing the 'eff out loud over here!!

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr Před 5 lety +5

      LOL then a commercial comes on for Kahlua Mudslide

    • @akim2442
      @akim2442 Před 5 lety +2

      with a perfectly silly hand motion

    • @BigstickNick
      @BigstickNick Před 4 lety +1

      He got me with the mudslide too

  • @GBXS
    @GBXS Před 8 lety +47

    I love how Conan, unlike other comedian show hosts, doesn't try to one up Burr. Conan really makes a great quality show.

    • @juanaltredo2974
      @juanaltredo2974 Před 8 lety +1

      +GBXS well said, incredible how letterman is exactly the opposite, he needs to have the spotlight, even though most of the time he isnt as funny as his guests

    • @GBXS
      @GBXS Před 8 lety

      juan altredo Letterman? What about that SNL guy that has the roots on his show. He can't let anyone have their moment.

    • @juanaltredo2974
      @juanaltredo2974 Před 8 lety +1

      GBXS letterman is the worst, he barely lets his guests talk, particularly if they're funny it becomes a competition

  • @stevez6300
    @stevez6300 Před 3 lety +2

    These Bill and Conan clips can completely turn your day around, so good 😊

  • @machupicchu3941
    @machupicchu3941 Před rokem +1

    “I’m trying to watch a game here.” 😂😂

  • @kiragumanyara
    @kiragumanyara Před 8 lety +75

    bill burr on conan is ALWAYS the best... I love watching Conan lose his shit laughing at the hilarity coming from Billy

  • @coreyjamesharris3679
    @coreyjamesharris3679 Před 9 lety +69

    My dad's stage 4 and he hates those cancer commercials too. He hates every time they come on during games

    • @ahmedanssaien6449
      @ahmedanssaien6449 Před 5 lety +5

      Yup. It's like getting cockblocked in the middle of having the best sex of one's life. 😂

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 Před 3 lety +35

    I love that you can tell everyone agrees with him but everyone is so AFRIAD to agree with him. It's only when he points out the idiocy of whats happening that everyone starts to laugh with him, but he kinda has to give them a nudge lmao.

  • @jermainewatson670
    @jermainewatson670 Před 3 lety +2

    The way Bill, Conan and Andy all laugh at end is wholesome af

  • @trevormadison7800
    @trevormadison7800 Před 9 lety +166

    Can you just have Bill Burr on every month?

    • @4EverDubin
      @4EverDubin Před 9 lety +10

      Exactly! Instead of the usual boring asshats.

    • @4EverDubin
      @4EverDubin Před 9 lety

      aDotFromTheFuture Yeah, already signed up wince earlier the year.

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 Před 9 lety +1

      *every week

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Před 5 lety

      every millisecond*

    • @laucio1918
      @laucio1918 Před 5 lety

      Can we have him host the show

  • @iconoclancy
    @iconoclancy Před 7 lety +140

    So many people in the audience afraid to laugh, lest they be labelled a bad person. Then there's me here on my computer pissing myself.

  • @DoffenGG
    @DoffenGG Před 2 lety +1

    I can see these a million times, I'll have a good time every time. Burr and Conan is such an awesome duo!

  • @MrWilson
    @MrWilson Před 5 lety

    I am actually hooked to these videos man

  • @Sappa9702
    @Sappa9702 Před 9 lety +242

    It must be so hard being Bill, there's so much pressure on him to come on Conan and be funny. You can see everyone is just waiting for him to say something funny, he must feel so pressured. Anyways, funny as usual big bill! You're the man!

    • @ChelovekOdin
      @ChelovekOdin Před 9 lety +27

      you think so? my call is all he says is pure freestyle thought train, what he really thinks, just being himself

    • @teamworkformyfrainds
      @teamworkformyfrainds Před 9 lety +13

      Anton Z Bill knows exactly when his big lines are. And he does get nervous like any other human being. The afghan rug/pencil sharper line was big but he got anxious and fucked it up. It's the small things

    • @fredrocksyo
      @fredrocksyo Před 9 lety +1

      teamworkformyfrainds What an analysis lol...

    • @B4raCk0s4Ma
      @B4raCk0s4Ma Před 8 lety +3

      I don't think he's nervous. He can practically say anything and it's hilarious because of his masterful delivery

    • @jamescav9316
      @jamescav9316 Před 8 lety +5

      +Naz™ i doubt he gives a shit lol

  • @jorgealbertoestradaalvarez5396

    I would love to see the akward reaction of Ellen if this was on her show

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah, her and most people. Conan Bill Burr clips are the best👍🏽

    • @tossedburrito9028
      @tossedburrito9028 Před 3 lety +23

      Would Ellen ever put him on?

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 Před 3 lety

      @@tossedburrito9028 The man said it best "awkward" lol😅🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @problemstube7266
      @problemstube7266 Před 3 lety +18

      Have u seen the audience on ellen ?

    • @85tclower
      @85tclower Před 3 lety +13

      Bill Burr on Ellen or Oprah would be an all time great show.

  • @rafaelng7485
    @rafaelng7485 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how happy is Conan when Bill Burr is around. His smile and laughing are to genuine!!

  • @clownishgal1435
    @clownishgal1435 Před 3 lety +2

    I love watching Bill Burr and Conan. They are hilarious and they are being honest with their views on stuff.

  • @aaronmcphearson8208
    @aaronmcphearson8208 Před 9 lety +32

    I applaud Bill Burr for his ever-glowing realness.

  • @Neonusrat
    @Neonusrat Před 7 lety +74

    I love Bill Burr he's hilarious! I'm actually crying with laughter!

  • @sirriffsalot4158
    @sirriffsalot4158 Před 5 lety +5

    02:58 and 03:24 kills me every time... being playing it on loop for the last five minutes. Only made this post to make it easier for myself. Enjoy!

  • @shelbywilkerson235
    @shelbywilkerson235 Před 2 lety

    Conan and Bill together are a blast! You cant get by without laughing till it hurts!

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick Před 7 lety +38

    I'm not sure who else can make Conan laugh so genuinely, long live Bill Burr.

    • @b1ankface
      @b1ankface Před 7 lety +3

      dave chappelle

    • @romehalt
      @romehalt Před 7 lety +1

      Actorsstudio2777 Norm.

    • @joud1436
      @joud1436 Před 7 lety +3

      Actorsstudio2777 louis ck

  • @ImHankMardookis
    @ImHankMardookis Před 7 lety +26

    I can't believe I have these same thoughts but can't articulate them nearly as well as Burr can. Love this dude!

  • @Luqman899
    @Luqman899 Před 3 lety +1

    I love watching these...and then a year later re-watch it and LMAO again, Bill is the best.

  • @fatih159
    @fatih159 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how Bill is just being rational and it makes him the funniest person in the world

  • @Wargherd
    @Wargherd Před 7 lety +39

    Nice pause at 1:24 when the audience are not sure if they should laugh

  • @LouJNT
    @LouJNT Před 8 lety +25

    That sound that Bill was imitating is gonna be my alarm from now on

  • @realgoose5471
    @realgoose5471 Před rokem

    OMG this one is so good. The end especially almost cried thanks Bill!

  • @yomommashaus
    @yomommashaus Před rokem +1

    first time I've heard him say "i've made the point" lol