*Disney Descendants 2 and 3* - one GOOD, one BAD
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which descendants movie is good and which one needs work? Let's talk about it
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Descendants 1: mom issues
Descendants 2: boyfriend issues
Descendants 3: daddy issues
Life in a nutshell. Issues upon issues.
Right!???
Louise Larsson all 3 is about mal
4 issues with even more issues
spyrominer yeah. We know.
“I’m not surprised....but I’m still disappointed.” -Dylan 2020
@Kristian Alexis I needed that, thankyou
@Kristian Alexis maaan people get so easily triggered in todays society its so annoying💀
@@iii_avxaxqxxx7848 are you Nigerian? Your surname sounds Nigerian
@@awonugadamilola3655 hell yeahh, I live in Canada now tho.
😂😂the disappointment and disgust in his face
okay but can we just talk about how Audrey's crown is SOOOO much better and prettier then bens burger king crown?
Somehow I read that as “bean’s” and I think that’s his new name now
@@weirdo625i read it like that too 😭
"Oh how quickly the absentee father is forgiven" was such a raw line, Dylan lmao
I feel like the real reason Dylan bullies Ben about his knees so much is because deep down, he's insecure about his own knees
Yeah he is
Ah yes, projection
Yes
I don't think anyone likes their own knees, tbh.
LMAOOO
Uma: *sings an entire song about her name*
Dylan: Urma, or whatever her name was
Indigo I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂
Indigo the disrespect
I was looking for this comment!
That’s how you can tell he just skips through the movies and doesn’t actually watch them fully.
Giving me Carrie the musical vibes😂
Space Between was originally written as a love song between Mal and Ben. They changed absolutely nothing about it and gave it to Mal and Evie.
I refuse to believe it's not still a love song.
man I ship them so hard
As much as I ship Mal and Evie, I'm baffled by this choice on a creative level. The movie prior had most Mal and Ben moments when he was cursed. He continued to pretend to be cursed, arrogantly (like Chad, who is condemned for his bravado) assuming that she roofied him because she fell for him (and was okay with that), instead of confronting and having an earnest relationship onwards. This movie would be the perfect chance for us to see them as a functioning couple and this song would have solidified that. It would make Mal's inner conflict a lot more compelling.
And they give it to her best friend? Someone who, earlier in the film, dismissed her issues with their new lives? Why not make the cannon pairing better? I don't think Ben and Mal even have a song/duet just for themselves.
Well, back to Evie and Mal fanfiction then. Tbf I never liked Mal and Ben anyway. Forced romance if I ever saw it.
its not a love song
@@jasperremains8984 it originally was one, which is why we’re saying it probably still is. Mal’s actor actually wanted Mal and Evie to be in a relationship
@@slasherscrews doesnt matter what dove wanted it would have never worked. im queer and some of my friends are 2. the evie n mal are just friends, that is like the sterotype that me n my guy bffs cant be friends bcz i a genderfluid person look fem n they are a guy. by thoses standards
HE MISSED THE CHANCE TO SAY "instead of her following her heart to evil, she followed her heart to evie"
THANK YOU
I was SCREAMING that while doing dishes like 😭😭😭
"I can't believe they did nothing with the male characters, is that how women feel?" Oh Dylan.
yes, yes it is
Kenny Oretga probably worked with a lot of feminists while directing this movie
@@saylorgrey1029 ... I'd hope they were feminists that made the movie
@@charlietrelawney6867 the show kind of crappy so hopefully not😂
Sorry not trying to pick a fight but. (Its a kids show ) so that’s an excuse to be lazy
“hE’s trYinG tO dO a scOtTisH aCcEnT”
*Thomas Doherty; A Scottish man*
“...”
Olivia Black LITERALLY
I was like bro that's literally his accent
Exactly 😂
@Olivia Black at this point he’s just reading out the words on the script.
He’s part of the Irish diaspora too (Doherty is an exclusively Irish surname so his family likely went over in one of the various crisis England caused)
Just based on context clues it’s pretty clear that Carlos was abused by Cruella physically and emotionally, it also seems like based on their interactions in the first movie that Cruella wanted Carlos to be completely dependent on her so that he wouldn’t be able to survive without her.
In the books, it is confirmed that he was. Really saddening.
@@obsessedwithimagination There's books?
@@sweetytweety1671 Yep, by Melissa De La Cruz! I think there’s like four books. Hope you enjoy!
Those books are so good
@@obsessedwithimagination omg I can't believe I missed you're reply!! Belated thank you!!❤❤
You know it’s Disney when:
- the characters have weird hair colours
- lack of character development
- fake laughing all the time
- talking animals
- singing every two seconds
- bad CGI
- a laugh track after every line (apparently not in Descendants tho)
- plot doesn’t make sense
Heavily queer coded villain-type characters **cough** Evie, Mal, Harry, Jay, Gil, honestly even Hades himself **cough**
Correction: You know it’s modern Disney when…
Poor acting too
@@Adenon.Wstop projecting
@@morganmatthews2222They aren't projecting, a lot of those characters are VERY queer coded.
And fun fact i heard: "space between" was originally a love sont between mal and ben, but they changed it to Evie and Mal and didnt change anything else about the song.
We have a gay-dar
And i do not see how people can't see it
"who put their fishing rod into that octopussy?"
yes officer, this man right here.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
my mom was in my room when that part came on and she just stared at me 💀😭
😂😂😂
@@kelbyyeager1918 sue dylan for emotional distress
Uma: Literally sings an entire song about her name
Dylan: Urma or whatever her name is
Uma: am I a joke to you?
JMasters ofended honestly
my name is literally uma
Let me legally change my name to Uma now
Shhhhh.... her name is.... SHRIMPY!!!! 🤣🤣
I feel actually rly bad for the Audrey cause honestly everyone just forgets that the main girl litteraly just STOLE her boyfriend and her place as a queen. Idk it just bothers me a lot
This!! she has every right to be mad😂 AND I FEEL LIKE BEN WAS MORE OBSESSED WITH MAL THEN SHE WAS WITH HIM. ( I don’t say in love because I don’t even get that vibe from them 😂) they were a weird couple 😀
Well she didn’t love Ben at all and only wanted the thrown so like
Honestly, yeah. I actually liked Audrey way more as a character motive wise. (My interpretation, at least) She felt so pressured by her grandmother and family that she felt she absolutely needed to get the thrown, otherwise she’d be thrown aside.
Ok but Audrey was a bitch?
@@roselynwood5091 she literally has a portrait of them together as children in her room, she knew him for years, and no one mentioned that she only wanted him for the throne? she liked him and obviously being a queen is awesome lmao so she basically lost everything in the matter of a few days which is quite irritating, id go mad too if I was her
I love that Dylan went a whole three movies without realizing the water for the enchanted lake could dispel curses...
EXACTLY
“He really has top end fashion in this”
Well he is Cruella De Vil’s son and she was obsessed with fashion
Meco Ben Moha Oo true never thought of it that way
Wow, good point. He should've been the one with the fashion storyline instead of Evie
propogandalf That would’ve been great!
propogandalf Yeah that’s honestly a good idea. But do you think Disney would do that any time this century.
propogandalf yes, but Evie’s mom (Evil queen) was obsessed with her looks.
The fact that Maleficent and Hades hooked up in this universe is so fucking insane.
You obviously never Micky House of Villens.
Back then i was like "holy crap, disney descendants is better that Ever After High" srsly tho what was i thinking, EAH is way better despite it being animated and for kids. And the storyline is better. They don't show their parent's partner, like for Maleficent's daughter they didn't show who her father is, they just showed maleficent and her daughter.
Mike Law lol, I used to watch that show on ToonDisney when I was a kid. That shit blew my mind back then too! 😂
De Deb EaH looks more entertaining than Descendants tbh
@@simpleplanfan011 and EAH actually has a plot where the protagonist Apple White was supposed to be saved by her "soul mate" Daring Charming by true love kiss, but she was actually saved by Darling Charming wich is Daring's sister😂
Fun fact the guy telling Mal,”You work it girl” is actually Lumière.☺️
The candle??
@@meka94 yes!!!!
What!!😮
Wait really?
I love how he glosses over the fact that they actually murdered cotton candy girl and then had Hades bring her back from the dead 💀
wait THAT'S what they're doing??? I just thought she was in a magical coma or something😭😭
I love how he’s being disgusted by Uma being a octopus when he told everyone he got turned on my Ursula when he was younger 💀
My thoughts exactly, lmao
😂😂😭
I was just thinking this lmao
I‘m wheezing I just got flashbacks
He's hugely attracted to drag queens confirmed
I'm so confused, Mal isn't even a human. Maleficent is a fairy and Hades is a god, so is she a demi-fairy??? Why doesn't she have horns or flame hair? Is she immortal? Why do I dedicate so much of my time thinking about this?
Alana Brown she’s like a Demigod so why doesn’t she have powers is my question
Exactly, and maleficent is literally powerful, and so is hades. She should be so powerful considering her parents are.
If Mal has children with Ben, what will they be? It's obvious he has the beast genes in him, but he literally got turned into one in the third one. Does this mean he's more beast than he originally was? So the theoretical kids would be part god, fairy, beast, AND human? WHAT does that look like? What if one of them comes our with fur and horns???
@@ponderingmyexistence3884 just thinking about it makes me more confused.
With Mal having no power like maleficent did and hades too. I guess if they have a baby it would be full on just human and powerless.
I mean mal can become a dragon and have a spellbook that anyone can use.
That moment when you realize Mal is Nico’s half sister😑
guys...PLEASE don't make Mal upset...
she WILL stab a cardboard box with a pencil...she is terrifying
Well, Mal was actually creating air holes in the box that Maleficent as a lizard was in. They didn’t really explain it very well.
BESIDES DOUG i think everyones hair in movie 3 got a lot better
1. evie's looks very sleek and professional
2. THANK GOD for the blue tones in mals hair it makes it so much better looking, I think the black roots also really compliment it
3. camerons and boo boo's hair is majestic per usual
4. I really like the copper tone they picked for celias hair
5. hades is hades so he gets an automatic pass
6. as much as I hate to say it, audreys hair looks really good with the mutli-coloration, both the cotton candy one but especially the "evil audrey" weave (I know the weave is super obvious but its pretty)
7. again, hate to say it, but chad looks better with long hair
8. uma's hair looks great I kinda liked it better in 2 but its still consistent (I think they hired a black haired stylist for this movie which is awesome)
With 7 I absolutely agree, he looks WAY better with the long hair. Though it being short in the first movie makes sense to me for some reason. Like, Chad having longer hair doesn't suit his characterisation in the first movie. Idk how to really explain it but I hope you kinda get what I mean.
I have to disagree, it think lots of the hair was better but I hated how professional and instagrammy the main girls hairs became. In the second and third movie, Evie and mal look like they just came out of an LA hairdressers, they literally gave mal Ohio curls. In the first movie I genuinely preferred all of the women's hair. It just felt more real and less wig like (though I adore uma's hair in the second movie)
Though I def agree that chad looks better with long hair
And then there's just Doug, WHY did they allow that 😭😭 he looks like he's 45 and balding
The disappointment on Dylan's face when he saw what Ben actually looked like as a beast. Lol.
JaSha Evans it was fucking horrible I was in tears 😭😭😭😭😂🤣
I know!! When he first realized Ben turned, I was desperately yelling at the screen to not get his hopes up lol
JaSha Evans I felt it too tbfh.
Honestly, that was my face too when I saw that freaking beast
I thought that was just him screaming🤭
“he’s trying to do an accent” thomas doherty: *is scottish*
bella issa yeah. Isn’t he also somewhat British? Cause ik he was on the lodge which was originally a UK show
@@youngroyals4350 if you're Scottish, you're British. Scotland is in Britain.
I was just about to comment this haha
Maks Tracy shows how much I know 😂 thanks
@@youngroyals4350 Where did you think Scotland was? Not trying to be funny or mean just curious.
Personally I enjoyed how he was like "oh! he's trying a captain hook accent?!?!?? 🤨" and the actor's just Scottish lmaoo
Honestly I was more invested in Mal and Evies friendship than Mal and Ben's "relationship"
The irony of him calling Uma “Erma” when she just sang the song “What’s my Name?” cracked me up 🤣
Icy Hot 😂
Lmaoo
I smell a reference
I always get it mixed with Uma Therman lmao
Should have said it louder, I guess. 🤷
Dylan: "Oh he's trying an accent"
Thomas Doherty having been born and raised in Scotland: "Am I a joke to you"
Lauren Muncie ikr, smh my head.
Becca Reid shaking my head my head?
Jess Phillips ye that’s the joke.
Becca Reid shit, now I’m the dumbass
I’m in love with Thomas Doherty like when he was Sebastian in Legacies 🥵
You really missed the chance of saying "Instead of following her heart to evil, she follows her heart to Evie" because you couldn't remember her name 💀
copied one of the top comments💀
@@Beauty_TikTok I wrote that first but it's alright lmao
The beast costume for our school play genuinely looked better than Ben's 😭
Me realising how dark descendants would be if Dylan made it 😂
but it would be better because it would actually be what it should’ve been a movie about villains doing evil things😂
There definitely would be a lot more deaths and let's be honest Doug would have been the first to go 🤣🤣
It probably would have been better
And also realizing that Dylan is apparently into Tentacle anime.
It would also be gay like it should've been
no one:
not a soul:
disney: *mals purple wig changing every movie*
Not to mention the purple wig with the blue and yellow dress. Clash is so bad
Yeah well in the third movie it makes sence, cause the purple wig has a little bit of blue in it as well, it represents Mal reuniting with her dad and accepting who she is and who her family and roots are.
To be fair, if I had magic powers, I would probably change my hair constantly.
@@klaralouth5801 sense*
I like it.
i appreciate the fact that dylan could sense the chemistry between mal and evie
the most evil thing in the whole trilogy was Hades leaving Mal since her mom was so awful, and saying it built character
dylan: “who put their fishing rod into that octop**sy?”
me: “i’m not surprised...but i’m still disappointed”
Same 😂😔
Lmao that is too true, I was surprised that he liked that joke 🤧🤭
xD it made me gigglesnort so i guess different forms of humor xD
😂
Funny story: Disney had to disable comment for "The space between" on CZcams because people proclaimed it a lesbian anthem
Brittany Byrnes was that the reason? I thought the comments were disabled because of CZcams’s new policy for children’s media to disable all comments
but are they wrong? it kind of is
Neeeeeddd Disney lesbian princess but never gonna happen becuase it curved away from the 'gaston' love thing soooo
Does Disney have an issue with same sex relationships?
Tyler Hershey - have u seen chad and ryan lmao
Honestly my only real criticism of this movie is that it could have been so much darker, and it would have been a great movie. They wouldn't even have to change much! I've seen videos of the same songs applied to a darker situation and it was 100x better. It was how I found this movie to begin with actually, I was like 'oh this song is really cool, what's it from?' Then just 'oh..'
Did you see animatics? Curious because I'd like to see these darker situations.
"is that how women felt?" lmao yeah kinda, though its still disappointing to not see the male characters used at all because its always disappointing when there's no arc to character with a good amount of screen time.
*scottish man having a scottish accent*
Dylan: oh he’S tRyInG aN acCeNt hUh
What can Dylan know about scottish accent after the love island series 😂
He's Irish tho... No? Wait..
before the dark Nah he's Scottish :)
before the dark he’s definitely Scottish
@@ltna15 oh wow when he was in the lodge I thought he said he was Irish or something lmao
descendents: is a movie for kids
dylan: WHERE ARE THE STABBINGS, WHERE'S THE BLOOD?
The Hunchback of Notre Dame was a movie for kids and it had murder, attempted infanticide, very creepy undertones and more. So I suppose if he wants an edgy movie there is that movie.
@@SassySmall1 I would kill for him to do a commentary on Hunchback
vicky brito kids need to know of tragedy
Honestly, the books (especially the first one) were pretty good. I remember the first one having a little more edge to it, and fun fact, Mal used to bully Evie.
SHE DID???
@@realestsienna yes, long story short, for Evie's fourth birthday, she (and her mom), invited every kid except Mal (yeah bad thing to do considering Maleficent's story).
So Maleficent didn't appreciate and banned Evie and her mom (so basically they were secluded in a castle for ten years).
Then Maleficent send Mal and her crew (Carlos and Jay) to find her scepter, and she told her to bring Evie. The person who would touch Maleficent scepter would sleep for 100 years, so Mal wanted Evie to take the scepter. But during the trip, she took a liking on Evie and took the scepter herself. Because she was blood related to the owner, she slept like five minutes.
But yeah, during the time Evie was secluded, Mal used to throw her color bomb. And when she was released by Maleficent, Mal was still angry and continue to bully her.
@@sophielem59 wow 😭 i did not know that. not surprising tho.
“Bully” she was literally exiled 😂😭
"who put their fishing rod in that octopussy" so outta pocket and so funny
Descendants 2 is unmatched. “What’s my name?” A banger.
My favorite song from Descendants 3 is "queen of mean" but I think "what's my name" is better
Yeah China ruled that omg 😆
IKR?? but he's trashing it so far and its breaking my heart😭
a bop
Every song where Ben *isn’t* “singing” is a good song 😂😂
Dylan on every single commentary: possibility of murder and lesbian romance
Ljubica Petruševska wouldn’t be a Dylan video without it😂😂
Honestly we need a movie about a lesbian couple that are assassins completely directed and produced by Dylan, thank you and good night.
Killing Eve would really be perfect for him
Lilly The Neko yass
@@mathildahaddock2758 yes!! exactly what I was thinking
Dove Cameron has said that she thought that Mal was pansexual and was always in love with Evie. Space Between was also suppose to be a love song for Mal and Ben but they gave it to Evie and Mal instead, makes me think the directors ship it too 😂
The spell did work in the first movie because of the whole 'gold flecks in her eyes' and 'Did I mention' scenes, but when they went on the date and he jumped into the magic water the spell wore off. 😁
I always thought it didn't work because he was already in love with her but thanks for clearing that up
Dylan about Ben: he's really got a kidnapping kink or something
Me: HIS PARENTS ARE LITERALLY BELLE AND THE BEAST!!!! LOL
Stockholm syndrome lol
If you actually researched Stockholm Syndrom you’d know that isn’t what Beauty and the Beast is. Smh I hate that statement-
Patchy Patch IKR like belle CHOSE to stay there, the beast LET HER GO when she wanted to go help Maurice??? He isn’t her captor??? The Stockholm Syndrome thing is so annoying because it was most likely just some idiot on the internet not knowing what Stockholm Syndrome was and just saying that was what it was.
Glad your guys are saying that. Besides Stockholm isn't even a real thing. As in something people can be diagnosed with.
@@monroe8566 especially since she was defiant most of the time she was with Beast, and helped him grow into a better version of himself.
“He’s trying an accent” Thomas is Scottish, that is his real accent.
Holly Francis I thought he was British
m0._.m0 Scotland is in Britain, so you are right!😄
I first saw him in Legacies and thought that was his real accent. And when I heard him speak with his real Scottish accent it sounded so weird 😅
lmaoooooo
Laya-Rose oh haha sorry I’m stupid
Dylan cross-referencing the bridge shots is the kind of dedication I am here for
5:20
Having never seen this movie, I love(hate?) how I can tell exactly from that line “A team will be comprised of a captain and eight men” that Mulan’s daughter will get around the rules by becoming the captain. Because movie.
“is that how women feel?” yes dylan, yes.
but with almost every film... even the “good” ones 😭
Fucking true *sigh*
This is so true, and a really serious comment. Yes. Women barely have the representation of good character arcs in most movies, and if they do, it's usually sexualized and objectified in some way. This movie might be bad, but at least it represents some much needed rep, especially for the audience it targets.
@@sapirenglard8802 you should totally watch Agents of Shield!! They have consistently strong and independent women and poc who aren’t oversexualized and are total badasses
Timestamp please?
Whenever there is a dance sequence with Ben in it I just look at Carlos. He is an amazing dancer 🤯🤯
❤️Cameron Boyce
The fact that Uma sings an entire song about her name, and then Dylan still forgets it is so funny lmao
Dylan (referring to Ben) : He’s got a kidnapping kink or something....cause that really got to him... Me: Does Dylan forget that Ben’s parents are Belle and the Beast. The whole movie is about a girl falling in love with her captor.😂😂
👏
Oop-
Oh my
Oh my God...
@@javencummins1426 I automatically read this in a George Takei voice
"I wish they were lesbians"
Literally everyone: welcome to the club
I read that in Brendon Urie's voice, in "One Of The Drunks"
@@flower0113 OMG SO DID I WHAT
ever since you pointed out him dancing with knees, i catch it every time and it makes me die of laughter
I screamed when Dylan picked up on the sexual tension between Mal and Evie. Even Dove Cameron said she wanted the characters to get together, that Mal was def into Evie (and she was into Sofia Carson)
That’s kind of funny, It’s a pretty smart move to say “the characters have chemistry” so that you could kiss your crush
I also was wondering why Ben is the king at 16. His dad is very much alive.
i been thinking the same thing like.. and then they got engaged when they were what ? 17 ? confused
@@mariellenichols7310 Snow White got married at 14
There’s not age limit to when a new king can raise some become kings at 6 or maybe even at 4 and if the king wants to retire than the oldest child would get to become king Ben being the only child he can become king
Ikr
Yeah.. he inherited the crown at 16 but his dad was elected king?
Villains: do something wrong
Villains: *are locked in a freaking island*
Princess: do something wrong
People: nah its fine.
i love that hades brings that up in d3
@@saf78280!!! exactly, i hate that whole idea and stereotype, it's disgusting
that is true
But princess does it because of the king and the future queen(lizard's daughter)
Audrey definitely should've gotten punishment
I’m pretty sure the love spell from the first movie did work, it’s just that the lake Ben swam in was the enchanted lake which lifted the spell prematurely (that lake is also where the water that turned Ben back human came from)
So just to help clarify something here... in the first movie, Ben was put under the love spell successfully (which is why he sang the song at the tourney match to Mal)... but, on their first date, he jumped in and swam in the enchanted lake (the same one Jane hides in in movie 3) in the first movie there is a line that says it breaks curses or something like that. So, when Ben jumped in he was cured of the love spell, when Jane jumps in it protects her, and when she sprays Ben with water from it turns him back from a beast). As for why they don't just spray everyone with the stuff i have no clue.
“Who put their fish pole in that octopussy”
Let’s not discuss that joke
I'm unsubscribing after that joke
Genuinely?!?
i feel like i’m the only one who lowkey giggled 😂
He was so proud of it too 😔
Come ooon that was good admit it
Hook: *literally JUST enters scene*
Dylan: "OOOh Hello angry pirate"
"YES pleaseee"
"You are moody I like it"
me with any man bc of my daddy issues lol
@@mikaylafletcher4149 PSKSJSK SAME
descendants 2 has the best soundtrack by FAR. so many bops
I will say the reason why the prince doesn't got c
"Beast Mode" is because his father never had it originally (born with it) it was cursed onto him and then lost it when bell came through. But he does though have anger and controlling issues, which the prince does have, but that's why the prince is utterly useless...still I would think they'd teach him how to fight cause he's ya know the prince and the obviously have the tool and resources to do so so its their fault if he dies.🙄
“I wish they were lesbians”
ME WITH EVERY MOVIE EVER
It was great!
...but it could be gayer
@Christian Banuelos yes
@Christian Banuelos so are you
@Christian Banuelos . bae, those are bullies who HAPPEN to be lesbian. if you continue to hate lesbians and have prejudice against them, that will just add to the oppression that they face everyday. lgbtq+ community already faces so much, you can vocalize how much you dislike those girls bc im sure they hurt your feelings, but please do not vocalize your disdain towards lesbians. that only adds more to the issues they have to face.
@Christian Banuelos @Christian Banuelos im sorry that they say these things to you :( ive been bullied for my sexuality (im bisexual, idk trying to decipher if im bi or lesbian) by my peers who happen to be straight. i sometimes make jokes around my friends, but only if their comfortable. i do hope that you get a positive solution to your bullies, and that they finally leave you be. but please do remember what i said about the prejudice against lgbtq+ community. i hope they abide by your restraining order
Dylan: “she’s the most boring villain, she’s just chilling in one location the entire time”
Hawkmoth: **sad villain noises**
Crazy Cat Lady Oh my 🤣🤣
Hawkmoth has an actual good evil laugh tho and a good motive so we’ll give him a pass.
Welp, he's chillin like a villain
Yess 😂
lmao
“how quickly the absentee father was forgiven” CHILE-
THE ABRUPT WAY THE SCENES WERE BLENDED AT 24:41 AND 24:42 HAD ME IN TEARS. WHY DID UMA JUMP OFF THE BOAT LIKE THAT ???
LMAO I think it was Dylan’s editing but that shit had me crying 💀
“Do dress makers get paid that well in this world?”
Dylan it’s a disney movie, princesses have like 3 different outfit wardrobe changes in a movie
Ikr they be like “opp outfit for every mood😜” then five seconds later “opp back to the wardrobe 😜😜”
When dresses are your only outfit choice they be making a lot more than you think
And dresses are expensive and with how many people in that kingdom
And in Disney there's royalty
Of course
Dylan’s definition of a villain: stabs people all the time
Dylan in every movie commentary: STAB THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Conclusion: Dylan is a Villain
Dylan is a vilain
Oh oh oh
Dylaaan
Dylan is a villain
Oh oh oh
Dylaaan
Dylan is
Dylan is a villain
😂 I love how that rhymes! It's kinda catchy ngl
Evelin Nagy I literally sang that.
Chilling like a Dylan
Youuuhouuuuu
His next spinoff channel title
Dylan the entire time: I want ben to turn into a beast!
Dylan, upon seeing ben as a beast: *instant regret*
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one confused by Hades being on the Isle. Like, yes. He’s technically a Disney villain. But he’s LITERALLY A GREEK *GOD*. How are you going to hold one of the most important gods (God of the Underworld, good luck to whoever’s controlling THAT while he’s gone) on a tiny little island. Also how tf is Fairy Godmother’s Magic more powerful than a deity? She’s a fairy, and he’s the God of the Underworld. I feel like there’s a bit of power imbalance going on here.
Also, according to the timeline, this makes no sense. The events of Hercules should’ve happened THOUSANDS of years ago. The events of the Disney movies (if you suspend your disbelief and just pretend bc there’s no way the original animated Mulan takes place THIS late on) they all happened in or around the 20th century, since smart phones and 3D Printing exist around the children’s time. So how the hell did they get an ancient god, chilling in the Underworld, into the Isle for crimes he committed *THOUSANDS* (again, THOUSANDS) of years ago?!?! What the Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Fxck?
“He’s trying on an accent, he’s trying the Jack Sparrow thing”
No Thomas is just Scottish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@I eat worms yea
Wow that really sounded like a fake accent
@I eat worms Nah lol, if you watch interviews hes actually scottish
Maybe it sounded like he was trying to have an accent because he actually was. Just an American one.
@@brigard_brick1952 wait u men's he was trying to be american or his american lol
nobody:
Dylan in every movie: I hope they're lesbians
@@Harri_Jay_Kay That would be nice 😊🏳️🌈
Same
JusticeFor Alexei the L word:
The coloured smoke bombs are what the lost boys used to shoot in Peter Pan. So many throwbacks in these films.
dylan hearing harry hook, played by a literal scotsman, and saying "oh he's trying an ACCENT" was very funny to me
Dylan: I hate that everything in descendants 3 was so predictable
Mal: hi dad
Also Dylan: WhAt ?!¿?
HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT even I was like um was it not obvious?
But considering that I watched the promo for the movie I already knew that so yeah I feel the disappointment 😂
Evie: we haven’t used the L word yet
Me: you haven’t told him that you and Mal are lesbians
Right like that is so true
mal's bi tho
This comment was made by the entire fandom.
@@rvndezv0us112 wait really?
greentiger well Dove Cameron’s bi but I think Mal is as well cuz....I just get that vibe from her 😂😂
seeing dylan's displeasure with the beast cgi is hilarious lol
28:30 you could say that you’re chillin like a villain, Dylan
Except he hates words that rhyme with Dylan 🤪
@@babygirl_likestochewgumno shit Sherlock
Mals hair slowly turning blue cause they decided to make Hades her dad lmfao
Her moms color was purple I think since it was such a deep purple before then she made it lighter when she got it died in the second movie by the third movie it was turning into a dark blue
Wdym? He’s always been her father, they didn’t just decide
@@yermum1396 they literally never told us who her dad was until the third movie that’s what i mean.
@@TrinityBopp that’s kinda the point, I’ve always known he was her father. It was in the past cartoons too
Yeah it started to look just like evies hair too
The thing i hated the most about Descendants is that it became the Mal show. It was supposed to be about the Villain kids but they managed to give Mal center stage in not 1, not 2 but 3 movies! 3! Where it's all about her struggles. It's called Descendants not Malcendants
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fr tho🙄
The cosplayer in me hates the gold props so much. 😂 There’s spray paint that can make anything look like metal, gold! I don’t know why it’s matte.
there was so much potential in this series, maybe some death, blood, gore, horror, fighting, manipulation, just make it better in every way and unapologetic about it
The whole Mal and Evie Lesbian rant was me the whole movie.
all 3 movies
Mal and Evie being lesbian queens would make the movie 50 times better.
Honestly I could see them together but I think in my personal opinion the lesbian queens should be Mal and Uma. I mean if you know there back story I think they totally had a huge crush on each other but I'm also more a fan of Love/Hate relationships so that's probably the reason I ship it lol
@@joce_2012 omgggg y e s I thought i was the only one
@@rightupyourass7304 me too! glad to know I wasn't alone in this. I read fan fcition and I'm seriously disappointed there's not more MalxUma fanfics. I guess I'll just have to write them lol
Jay's only arc in the third movie was flirting with Gaston's son.
Exaaactly!
lmao thats the only thing i remembered after I watched that movie
careful disney might try to pass that off as representation
he got together with loni Dylan never showed it though and let her be captain of the team
@@engagingathena9965 BAHAHAA
I think they didn’t show the male characters as much cause they had to rewrite the whole plot they created after the passing of Cameron Boyce idk if they had finished filming before his passing.
Bro it was made in 2019 in not 2020 so ur whole explaination doesn't make sense
6:55 Dylan is every fan in existence when they first see him.
"You are moody and i like it" 😂
Uma: has a song dedicated to her name
Dylan: "Urma, or whatever her name is"
9:05
Hahah he did the same with Gaston in Beauty and the Beast😂😂 he kept messing up his name
Like Smurf😂🤦
Lmfaooo
What's my name what's my name
Dylan: Urma
Instead of following her heart to EVIL, she should follow her heart to EVIE.
She was almost there, she just needed to add two more lines.
Lol
Gayyyy (sorry, had to).
@@Chikorita2Chante no you're right lol.
@@legaciesvids Heh ^^ ♡
I love how he was so excited to see the beast and then totally regretted it😂
15:03 when ben is a terrible boyfriend and dove Camron literally made a song about two bad bitches healing from a toxic boyfriend
*Dylan crushing on Sofia Carson without knowing it for 48 minutes*
He’s jealous of Doug that’s why he hates him
Haha yes
@@deplamarijke2555 the worst part is, if he actually was w her in there, he would be Doug 😭
I mean, who wouldn’t?
I mean she’s Latina 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Uma: has a whole song about her name
Dylan: 'urma or whatever her name is'
Right I was like how does he not know this its one of my favorites also hearing mess up her name is hilarious
I never noticed how clean the ship was.... Like brand new floorboards in a newly renovated apartment
37:56
Evie: don't freak out it's ok
Dylan: *freaking out*
Descendants are one of those movies where I know they're bad and cringe a lot but I still enjoy them immensely. Also the songs are bangers and no one can convince me otherwise.
This is how I feel about them. I loved the first one so much but will marathon them all if I need a pick me up
I had to watch them because I loved the concept. But I didn’t watch them until all of them had come out and I’m so glad I did because I watched them all in one night. Did I have to lower my standards? Yes. Did I laugh at the cringe in certain parts of ALL of the movies? Absolutely. But do I also jam out to Ways to be Wicked? You damn right I do. And I constantly watch commentaries on them because it’s a way to watch them without having to actually watch the movies.
you just summed up Disney Channel
I am so glad someone else feels the same way, now I won't feel so awkward when I watch them.
Same. The songs were as much bangers as there were plot holes.