Plank Of The Week with Mike Graham | 21-Jul-21

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  • Mike Graham nominates Plank Of The Week with Patrick Christys and Abi Roberts.
    This week's planks include:
    ► Boris Johnson
    ► Tony Blair
    ► Dominic Cummings
    Who is your nomination for Plank of The Week?

Komentáře • 228

  • @cyprusgrump
    @cyprusgrump Před 2 lety +79

    She is sensational! Get her back!

  • @kerrywills8715
    @kerrywills8715 Před 2 lety +19

    This lady is brilliant

  • @61mab
    @61mab Před 2 lety +63

    More of her, she's a riot! Holds her own and then some.

  • @barrychuckle5565
    @barrychuckle5565 Před 2 lety +92

    Top class guests! Patrick is quickly becoming a legend of the airwaves!

    • @charlesreid1311
      @charlesreid1311 Před 2 lety

      Look up legend in your dictionary, Lee. This might surprise you

    • @barrychuckle5565
      @barrychuckle5565 Před 2 lety +5

      @@charlesreid1311 it's a turn of phrase. Get a life.

    • @relaxbro7671
      @relaxbro7671 Před 2 lety

      He isa legend of GB News! :)

  • @transientresponse8078
    @transientresponse8078 Před 2 lety +20

    Well done Abi. Says what I have been saying for years about Blair in the first 2 minutes, worst Prime Minister EVER.

  • @zarita4037
    @zarita4037 Před 2 lety +23

    Fabulous guests, Abi Roberts is so clever and sharp, and her laughter so infectious! Well done!

  • @maxkite4170
    @maxkite4170 Před 2 lety +24

    I don't know who that woman is but I LIKE HER!!!!

  • @davidclarke1705
    @davidclarke1705 Před 2 lety +110

    Abi should be on more often, absolutely brilliant.

    • @barneyrubble8590
      @barneyrubble8590 Před 2 lety +10

      Yes, she manages to talk over mike Graham when needed!🤣🤣🤣

    • @junebarber8459
      @junebarber8459 Před 2 lety +6

      I agree - not as gobby and self opinionated as that skinny blonde one whatevaerfknname is …

    • @prophetofsweg1080
      @prophetofsweg1080 Před 2 lety

      I n niiin mb

    • @freespeechisneverwrong9351
      @freespeechisneverwrong9351 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes absolutely hilarious. She’s right on the button with her observations.

  • @rosshempsall1985
    @rosshempsall1985 Před 2 lety +34

    I love this woman,very witty and inciteful

  • @stephenwilliams1269
    @stephenwilliams1269 Před 2 lety +51

    Absolutely Brilliant One of the best so far..

    • @tomtd
      @tomtd Před 2 lety +13

      Laugh a minute, she’s never going to be on a BBC panel show is she.

  • @annatanneberger1
    @annatanneberger1 Před 2 lety +15

    I love Patrick. And the Abi is also funny.

  • @Cumbriahandyman
    @Cumbriahandyman Před 2 lety +43

    The French now have £54 mil to purchase more and bigger boats...

  • @mariachurch9674
    @mariachurch9674 Před 2 lety +23

    Abbey love you, absolutely agree on everything and all you picked. seen her tweets. she is spot on .

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 Před 2 lety +1

      I quite enjoyed her but I think she needs to lay off the caffeine before going on air.

  • @SiDayUT1
    @SiDayUT1 Před 2 lety +40

    Have we not withdrawn prince H's passport yet?

  • @Folklore-evermore1987
    @Folklore-evermore1987 Před 2 lety +16

    This trio is brilliant! More please

  • @grunthostheflatulent9649
    @grunthostheflatulent9649 Před 2 lety +20

    Describing Boris as a "randy Labrador" had me in fits of laughter.

  • @Neags
    @Neags Před 2 lety +33

    Those people on the coast guiding and greeting the illegal immigrants when they arrive are a disgrace. To answer why they are doing this Mike...."Some men just want to watch the world burn"

    • @annharding9634
      @annharding9634 Před 2 lety +4

      The Native Americans would agree and those remaining still do. "Been there, done that'.

    • @Leo_Pard_A4
      @Leo_Pard_A4 Před 2 lety

      @@annharding9634 you stood waaaaay back in line when the brains were handed out didn't you?

    • @annharding9634
      @annharding9634 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Leo_Pard_A4 Your kind. Yes.

  • @AdrianGilbert1
    @AdrianGilbert1 Před 2 lety +118

    I've had it with Boris. He's not even funny anymore. Just a blob who gets in the way of real Brexiteers.

    • @meatfeast335
      @meatfeast335 Před 2 lety +16

      What would you expect from a remainer

    • @mikereger1186
      @mikereger1186 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s not Brexit vs Remain... it’s becoming a straightforward Class War.
      Why? Because the majority of Woke idiots support policies that THEY can afford but which are entirely punishing upon those less affluent than they are.
      Our ruling class ALL fit into this category; money, university “education” (read: “brainwashing”), Woke, virtue signalling, Wets.
      We need a genuine party for the blue collar workers and ordinary citizens. It used to be Labour but they have gone insane, hate their own people and bend over for the trade unions - who haven’t learned that while protecting their members from unfair practices in the workplace matters, extorting the taxpayer for pay and pensions is reprehensible.
      The Tories are little better, being complete Wets.
      We need a real alternative for the common man!

    • @joycegibbs5267
      @joycegibbs5267 Před 2 lety +1

      as soon as Biden got in, I noticed he changed but Carrie is a leftie so she's controlling him as well.

    • @joycegibbs5267
      @joycegibbs5267 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mikereger1186 but the left have all the money & run the institutes so it's pretty much impossible. I wish I could leave, the country's lost to decent people.

  • @gillhughes2923
    @gillhughes2923 Před 2 lety +30

    Patrick’s hair cut is lovely .. he has such a handsome face the more we can see the better ...

  • @JangianTV
    @JangianTV Před 2 lety +4

    "The man who does not flush." Brilliant Abi! 🤣🤣

  • @theloneranger9520
    @theloneranger9520 Před 2 lety +27

    If you're pinged you don't have to isolate, it's only advisory. So why are so many people isolating if they don't have symptoms or have had a negative test. They must just want more time off work

  • @rule3036
    @rule3036 Před 2 lety +11

    I bet Imans and mosques didnt stop praying and screeching their sermons unfettered.

    • @chris-mg5ui
      @chris-mg5ui Před 2 lety +7

      There seems to be a move towards removing Christianity from the UK which has been ramped up over the pandemic

    • @lynnyoungman1280
      @lynnyoungman1280 Před 2 lety

      @@chris-mg5ui well they are getting plenty of help from the hierarchical top table. No sanctuary from these hypocrites

  • @chunkybuster7203
    @chunkybuster7203 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm on the floor here! Comedy gold!

  • @annharding9634
    @annharding9634 Před 2 lety +14

    # fun and educated, and calm. To all 3 hosts thumb up.

  • @CarlandCrez
    @CarlandCrez Před 2 lety +44

    Going to need a jab pass to get into festivals also, there has been no mask wearing or social distancing inside No 10 since covid started

  • @mikejackson19828
    @mikejackson19828 Před 2 lety +13

    Patrick is the best!

  • @benphilips9918
    @benphilips9918 Před 2 lety +6

    FYI the hymn she was singing at 17:00 was 'Praise to the Lord, the Almighty, the King of Creation. ' 🙏🗣🎵

  • @georgestranack612
    @georgestranack612 Před 2 lety +13

    Fabulous watch again . Plankery at its finest

  • @sarahhutchinson5072
    @sarahhutchinson5072 Před 2 lety +39

    "Boris on Freedom Day...if you are too free, we are going to shackle you back to Chris Witty's radiator". Lol

  • @carldefoe4673
    @carldefoe4673 Před 2 lety +13

    Dont know who Abi Roberts is, but already like her.

  • @mark_lhr3
    @mark_lhr3 Před 2 lety +7

    Fully deserved to be James Whale for the utterly digesting behaviour with callers who have chosen not to have the jab.

  • @iangraham9050
    @iangraham9050 Před 2 lety +40

    Boris lost his sense of humour the second he got married to his socialist boss!

  • @sirnigelfarage5250
    @sirnigelfarage5250 Před 2 lety +6

    All legends especially Mike!

  • @ShallowPlane
    @ShallowPlane Před 2 lety +25

    This time next year you will need a ID card to buy bread and milk from almost everywhere .

    • @DesmondDC1
      @DesmondDC1 Před 2 lety +4

      I wouldn't be surprised if it happened this year. Probably October/November.

    • @lone8869
      @lone8869 Před 2 lety +1

      Shops want profit before anything. It won't happen. As long as their tills are ringing they don't care about much else.

    • @ShallowPlane
      @ShallowPlane Před 2 lety +1

      @@lone8869 I used to believe that until I I noticed how many shops are being bullied into enforcing rules that make shoppers turn to online shopping .The world is now so overly populated they need a 3rd world war the first 2 killed millions of civilians and ruined many lives .The 3rd world war is a psychological war on the masses of innocent people .First they blame the elderly and vulnerable by saying they need protection they come for the youth saying they are unvaccinated irresponsible by September they will be injecting toddlers apparently for their protection.

  • @Steveuploads
    @Steveuploads Před 2 lety +4

    It’s a lovely time behind the bike sheds with Abi. Pint o snakebite and a cone of chips.

  • @CarlandCrez
    @CarlandCrez Před 2 lety +54

    If maritime law says we have to rescue the dingy divers, surely the French are breaking maritime law by not rescuing them before the border, or do they suddenly get in distress the moment they cross into English waters

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 Před 2 lety +12

      The French have one major advantage over us.....
      They don't give a f*ck what we think.

    • @davidgranvillehunter6231
      @davidgranvillehunter6231 Před 2 lety +3

      The French stopped 600 illegals leaving to show they are doing something and promised they are free to go tomorrow.

    • @kerrywills8715
      @kerrywills8715 Před 2 lety

      Young man ……..corrrrrr

  • @johirsty7392
    @johirsty7392 Před 2 lety +3

    Really enjoying Patrick and this woman I've not seen her before, brill 👍👍

  • @dorothysurry1368
    @dorothysurry1368 Před 2 lety +5

    Abi is on GB News as well, she’s the best comedian out there.

    • @czhaok
      @czhaok Před 2 lety

      I think "the best comedian out there" is a bit far and you might want to get out more. But yes she's mildy funny

    • @dorothysurry1368
      @dorothysurry1368 Před 2 lety

      @@czhaok true but I’m getting on a bit so don’t go out too much, she is funny.

  • @sumthingwickedly
    @sumthingwickedly Před 2 lety +7

    Just seen the government says they won't be forcing the jag for parliament as it would be outrageous...wakey wakey not wokey wokey

  • @sicilianotoronto
    @sicilianotoronto Před 2 lety +17

    This really made me laugh today, I needed that!

  • @outdoors459
    @outdoors459 Před 2 lety +8

    Love this programme ❤

  • @christinewood974
    @christinewood974 Před 2 lety +7

    If you think that's bad what the Police said in Edinburgh, take a look at the female politician in New South Wales Australia!!!

  • @stuartblandford2310
    @stuartblandford2310 Před 2 lety +9

    Thoroughly enjoyed that. I still want one of those mugs.

  • @Bendygedy
    @Bendygedy Před 2 lety +14

    We like Abbey , not afraid to speak risqué!

  • @anneslow2751
    @anneslow2751 Před 2 lety +5

    Fantastic show!

  • @kittyfan
    @kittyfan Před 2 lety +18

    ouch! you blew that....Harry was WAY plankier than ANYONE and has been for a LONG time

  • @maryhook9478
    @maryhook9478 Před 2 lety +10

    Like it. Tony Bliar the turd that just won't flush!

  • @trevorparker6803
    @trevorparker6803 Před 2 lety +26

    Those poor sods have been in that office behind for 9 months now

    • @jonathankynaston1079
      @jonathankynaston1079 Před 2 lety +5

      And nobody has even brought them a cuppa

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 Před 2 lety +2

      There is usually a black woman there, they've eliminated her!
      She's the only black person to work in talkradio towers!

    • @thefoalingchannel6623
      @thefoalingchannel6623 Před 2 lety

      And they have never changed their clothes!

  • @chijavier268
    @chijavier268 Před 2 lety +18

    Boris is no longer in control for a long time now and that's the problem. It makes me angry because I felt I've wasted my time being his supporter. I would rather there is a party leader election sooner than later......big question though is who could takeover and will not freak out the newly acquired red wall voters???

    • @garryirvin1013
      @garryirvin1013 Před 2 lety +1

      J R-M ?

    • @chijavier268
      @chijavier268 Před 2 lety +1

      Garry Irvin I like him but he's just fine where he is right now. Plus I don't think he'll be taken seriously as a Conservative leader by the backbenchers let alone as a PM by the voters. He was popular then before Brexit happened but not anymore.

    • @francescostello1377
      @francescostello1377 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes Brexit was the golden carrot, and he's even messed that up.
      Boris knows exactly what he's doing, he's a narcissistic serial liar, a career politician with no integrity or conviction, he, his goon cabinet, Sage and imperial college, all answer to a much higher power.

    • @julieclonan2427
      @julieclonan2427 Před 2 lety +3

      Sir Desmond Swain ?

    • @chijavier268
      @chijavier268 Před 2 lety +2

      Julie Clonan He's a wise man but too antagonistic. Plus I think he's nearing retirement...maybe waiting for his House of Lords calling too.

  • @barneyrubble8590
    @barneyrubble8590 Před 2 lety +4

    Best guests ever!👍👍😃

  • @margaret8469
    @margaret8469 Před 2 lety +8

    The hymn was “Thine be the Glory”

  • @annmolloy8600
    @annmolloy8600 Před 2 lety +8

    Always have a laugh at your show but if you think the Vaccines Minister Is mad or funny spare a thought for us in Victoria, Australia, we have a COVID Commander Jeroen Weimar! By the way that is the correct spelling of his name. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

    • @johannabarry4672
      @johannabarry4672 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol! the oz 'leaders' and their medical officers are positively unhinged

  • @kieron63
    @kieron63 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm pretty sure Tom Hanks wasn't in outer space when weightless in "Apollo 13" Mike🤔🤔🤔

  • @mikejackson19828
    @mikejackson19828 Před 2 lety +4

    Jinping demic! Brilliant!

  • @alicehammond7438
    @alicehammond7438 Před 2 lety +1

    Blair is like a snake up a toilet best description ever. Alan partridge meets Stalin lol

  • @bobp3194
    @bobp3194 Před 2 lety +2

    MORE OF ABI FUN LADY

  • @kerrywills8715
    @kerrywills8715 Před 2 lety +2

    Love your guests

  • @94141295
    @94141295 Před 2 lety +2

    She's absolutely right about Blair and his terrible legacy he inflicted on Britain.

  • @talktv
    @talktv  Před 2 lety +3

    Who is your nomination for Plank of The Week?

    • @carolegeorge242
      @carolegeorge242 Před 2 lety +5

      The Home Office.

    • @pamboskourtoulos5239
      @pamboskourtoulos5239 Před 2 lety +4

      Harry ( not prince ) the moan.

    • @philphil4914
      @philphil4914 Před 2 lety +8

      Priti useless for doing absolutely nothing to stop illegal Immigrants at dover.
      Priti useless for giving another £54000000 to the French.
      Our homeless havn't got £5000 to spend.

    • @philphil4914
      @philphil4914 Před 2 lety +7

      RNLI
      UK border force 😄😆😆😆
      For giving a free taxi service to rich illegal immigrants

    • @susandickinson6695
      @susandickinson6695 Před 2 lety +1

      Every single MP. None of them are interested in us plebs

  • @allahspreadshate6486
    @allahspreadshate6486 Před 2 lety +5

    31:40 - Sorry, Mike, but you're wildly wrong. They experienced gravity the whole time. Even astronauts in the ISS (which is waaaaaay higher, technically speaking) experience about 90% of the gravity found at ground level.

  • @5p1tf1r31
    @5p1tf1r31 Před 2 lety +2

    When Cummings told that Boris was against covid19 and its restrictions - that’s when I thought we indeed do have a prime minister with integrity and not a lackey to the money barons! But now...?

  • @joycegibbs5267
    @joycegibbs5267 Před 2 lety

    Blair has been talking with Johnson apparently !!!

  • @DavidA-ps1qr
    @DavidA-ps1qr Před 2 lety

    Fantastic comments about the "pandemic" of illegal immigration on the South Coast.

  • @andrewyoung749
    @andrewyoung749 Před 2 lety +2

    Alan Partridge meets Stalin lol.

  • @Heidi123
    @Heidi123 Před 2 lety

    Have Abi Roberts on again she was a hoot!

  • @christinalayzelle832
    @christinalayzelle832 Před 2 lety +6

    I've resubscribed after unsubscribing because Mike annoyed me, lol. I just can't live without 'Plank'. I've seen Abi Roberts on GBN recently - where has she been hiding? She's fabulous!

  • @jadeannahaden8238
    @jadeannahaden8238 Před 2 lety

    I think somebody needs to tell Mike Graham heavy breathing through his Mike I'm afraid needs to be sorted as it does my head in abi is brilliant as always

  • @DavidMartin-ne8jw
    @DavidMartin-ne8jw Před 2 lety +4

    Doris the dictator

  • @esclad
    @esclad Před 2 lety +1

    We'd have been better buying £54m worth on sea mines than giving it to the French. They can't dinghy through a minefield.

  • @gillygilly2069
    @gillygilly2069 Před 2 lety +1

    This lady reminds me of Ann from The Chase

  • @dorothysurry1368
    @dorothysurry1368 Před 2 lety +1

    Patrick I loved your hair before you had it altered.

  • @stevensarson482
    @stevensarson482 Před 2 lety +1

    Sshhh, ssshhh, sssshhhh went the trolley , shush shush shush went the bell ….

  • @DaveMasters1121
    @DaveMasters1121 Před 2 lety

    Patrick is absolutely gorgeous

  • @binzola1960
    @binzola1960 Před 2 lety +2

    I didn't understand a lot of what what said especially by Patrick Christys. He was laughing more than I was that's for sure.

    • @alicehammond7438
      @alicehammond7438 Před 2 lety

      Oh sorry, There are rudimentary english classes available at your local school

  • @annatanneberger1
    @annatanneberger1 Před 2 lety

    I think there is always gravity. It just depends on which object you are closest to. So for the moon landing, they were going uphill (escaping earth's gravity) until the moon's gravity became stronger and pulled them into the moon's orbit.

  • @Rosebud100
    @Rosebud100 Před 2 lety

    *are completely safe🤣

  • @daviddean6079
    @daviddean6079 Před 2 lety +3

    Obviously, if Bezos was only weightless for around six or eight minutes, would it not have been far more financially viable, to join Weight Watchers, for a few months and lose several pounds, permanently? Surely, we should be told……….

  • @jimbo5603
    @jimbo5603 Před 2 lety

    Sooo rude! Classic :D

  • @SiDayUT1
    @SiDayUT1 Před 2 lety +4

    You can achieve weightlessness inside of earth's orbit, on the vomit comet!

  • @user-iv1ug6rh6q
    @user-iv1ug6rh6q Před 2 lety +2

    Where is Esther?

    • @clementwoods7177
      @clementwoods7177 Před 2 lety +2

      Seen her on GB News a couple of times but agree well overdue a return on here, with her laugh.

    • @johnturner1073
      @johnturner1073 Před 2 lety

      @@clementwoods7177 Deffo, anyone but Neesom please

  • @michaelmillett8724
    @michaelmillett8724 Před 2 lety +1

    Is Dominic Cummings the Prince Harry of the Tory party?

  • @Bikeaddict4235
    @Bikeaddict4235 Před 2 lety +1

    beats me how Boris dosnt win this every week

  • @PaganPrince11
    @PaganPrince11 Před 2 lety

    Tony Blair = Dorises new political Advisor

  • @walt42
    @walt42 Před 2 lety +1

    well it's a lot easier to control people that can be controlled, ie people that can't accuse you of been racist or phobic or summat

  • @5p1tf1r31
    @5p1tf1r31 Před 2 lety +2

    Twirking the tail of the lackey to the devil - that’s a bit brave.

  • @Rosebud100
    @Rosebud100 Před 2 lety

    Edinburgh is not just interesting - it’s a fantastic place to live and work - Mr. Mike Graham!!!! Drugs? Yes, there are some as with any city but ordinary citizens, visitors and tourists are not completely safe.

  • @garrymitchell5926
    @garrymitchell5926 Před 2 lety

    She sounds very much like the Rev. Lionel Fanthorpe

  • @tysongouldhawke9574
    @tysongouldhawke9574 Před 2 lety

    They know they pretend like they don’t

  • @charlesreid1311
    @charlesreid1311 Před 2 lety +1

    Where did you dig up those two planks?Are we ever going to get any honest opinions from 'TALK RADIO' Highly unlikely!

  • @lynnemacfadzean4855
    @lynnemacfadzean4855 Před 2 lety

    Tony Blair who should be in prison for war crimes!!!

  • @TheMattp666
    @TheMattp666 Před 2 lety +2

    quizling BAIR £100 grand a year job 5 £7OOOOOO HOMES

  • @richardfox6595
    @richardfox6595 Před 2 lety

    Come on I dare you! Got to name Joe Biden some time.

  • @umbrakid7bonsu568
    @umbrakid7bonsu568 Před 2 lety

    Abi so funny 😆 😆 u cannot believe the gov policy. The royal 👑 vain-a lot- I care about my privacy by invading it. 🤔 🤔🤷

  • @iainrae6159
    @iainrae6159 Před 2 lety +5

    Barely 1% of the population attend church nowadays. The dwindling 'flock' are seeking new pastures in the real world and who can blame them.

  • @matty_mcmattface
    @matty_mcmattface Před 2 lety

    Separated at birth Patrick Christys & Hilton Valentine in 1964 ???

    • @matty_mcmattface
      @matty_mcmattface Před 2 lety

      @King Of The Pipe Than you Sir, I stand corrected, I knew who I was thinking of lol

  • @philipsmale4721
    @philipsmale4721 Před 2 lety

    😃😃😃

  • @angelasheffield3574
    @angelasheffield3574 Před 2 lety

    Tony Blair and his Mrs have got faces that I want to slap.

  • @junebarber8459
    @junebarber8459 Před 2 lety

    We need to set Lord Frost on the dinghie illegals - and France. He could sort this situation out no problem. In fact, anyone would make a better job of it than Priti Poor Patel ……. Or, bloody useless Patel …

  • @kerrywills8715
    @kerrywills8715 Před 2 lety

    Boris is a coward

  • @iddles2o
    @iddles2o Před 2 lety +1

    This must have been said before, but were Patrick and David Walliams separated at birth!

    • @clementwoods7177
      @clementwoods7177 Před 2 lety

      I think if Mike took his glasses off they could have done a passable Lou and Andy sketch.