Unintentional ASMR 😵 Hypnotic Alexander Technique Demonstration (Soft Spoken Male & Female)
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(I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).
"I think I've done enough with you Dave."
Dave was never seen again.
Dave died twice after that.
@@jessica3497 only then was his neck free.
😂
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” 🤖
Dave who ? 😉
He's the gentlest vampire I've ever seen
Indeed!
He feasts on spine tingles instead of blood
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂 and it’s not because of the garlic 😁
😂😂
He gives a flow to it
Ahhh, the good old days when more than 10 people could get together in the same room.
Hehe my humor
And no masks
Eduardo Portas SKAHHSDHY
I remember
This is relevant humour! I like it, good one sir! 🤣
At 5:39 he dies temporarily but pulls it back at the last second and goes on to live another few years, lengthening and widening backs and allowing necks to be free.
I laughed so hard omg hahahahaha
😂😂😂
Hahaha
@Clogged Nostrils he died a few years after this was filmed.
Damn bro it was a few years later
I did this everyday for 2 years and now my back is 8ft long and 12ft wide and my neck is so free and relaxed I haven't been able to lift my head since Thanksgiving 2019.
Best comment ever 😂
I'm dying
Asmr videos have some of the funniest comments on the internet
You didn't let your back come back - that's your problem.
Brilliant - love it!😂
Me, sitting with horrible posture in an uncomfortable chair, staring at my screen:
"Fascinating."
Lol
same!
🤣
I did the same thing, but with my hands resting on my thighs palms up.. sheer perfection.
Mr Spock approves.
This party is out of control, I'm calling the police.
😂😂😂. Piss funny
Breaking Covid rules.
least Canadian thing I have ever heard.
Because you think your neighbor is dead lol
😂😂😂🙌🏽
Every single "person" in this video is an alien going "Yes this is how human male and human female rest their muscular system against gravity on planet earth yes indeed"
Which makes you wonder how the hell aliens usually deal with such things.
@@ChrisEightyNine They let the neck be free.
"Transmitting directions through my hands"
No, it’s the old couple who are the aliens.
They came here disguised as humans to drain our life force with their Jagons, which are internally attached to their fingertips.
I laughed for a good solid 4 minutes with this comment. Haha
Case No: 1755
Name: Dave (surname redacted)
Status: Missing
Details: Dave has not been seen since attending a group meeting in 1989. Attendees of the meeting recall Dave arriving normally but acting increasingly oddly over the course of the group session - as though sapped of energy. One group member recalls hearing the 'menacing' (description used by witness) phrase of "I think I've done enough with you Dave" at the meeting. Group leader Richard Walker however is adamant that Dave left in high spirits and is adamant "we didn't drain him - if that's what you're implying." No officers have implied this at any stage of the investigation. Richard and Elizabeth Walker are now over 115 and 110 years old respectively. Richard now has jet black hair, no wrinkles, if 6ft 5inches tall and recently led his local water polo team to a victory against Olympic class opponents. A hollowed of husk was found wearing blue jeans and a checked jumper 5 miles from the Walker residence but crumbled to dust when examiners approached it. The mystery continues.
I hope they solve this mystery someday. What a sad tragedy for the family of dear Dave 😢
Tragic
Are you bullshitting? How do you know all that
@@Wicked_maniacI hope you realize this is satire
@Wicked_maniac it's a joooooke
I just keep expecting him to ask the girl where the rebel base is...
"You may fire when ready."
muselius13 😂
SweetSkatinMat 😂
lord vader still has yet to arrive
You’re far too trusting.
The camera man over freed his neck at 6:52
Shit
Chris day great comment
HILARIOUS!!!!🤣😅
Lmfaooo
When I see an asmr video with pre 90's video quality, I always know I'm in for a treat
It must be good if someone went to the trouble of digitising it and getting it online
lol
Plus the older ones are extra insane
Lol all true
Oh yes...
Bill Cosby sweaters will be provided for those without one.
I think I sprained a muscle laughing at this
So good
Along with the requisite groping.
“The Alexander Technique...is an educational process that was created to retrain habitual patterns of movement and posture. Alexander believed that poor habits in posture and movement damaged spatial self-awareness as well as health, and that movement efficiency could support overall physical well-being“.
In case you were wondering...
I thought he was hypnotising them.
Nope, still none the wiser
Ashley, so did i
YES, I did. Thank you!
Is that Alexander
Why does this look like cult found footage
Honestly tho
Because it is.
@@martywhite5384 Is it actually or are you continuing a joke?
@@SaintoftheHonest It's not a cult. It's an Alexander Technique class which aims to retrain poor habits in posture and movement. There are studies suggesting that these classes help with back and neck pain though I'd assume that by now we've discovered more direct ways to deal with both.
@@mrbillypark Thank you :)
1:34 He's checking Dave for ripeness... lucky for Dave he wasn't ready.
In a room full of socks it's hard to tell.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Ronbo710 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, you know I've watched too many ASMR videos when that guy said he was taught by Alexander HIMSELF and I gasped 😂
4:58 - "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dave."
No force choke here
You may fire when ready.
I hate ASMR comment sections. I’m trying to sleep and yet I can’t stop laughing .
At 6:52 the person holding the camera, briefly succumbs to this gentle and pleasant sorcery.
Not me reading this at exactly 6:52 as the camera went
@@stephc354 SAME
Lol
Nice high ceilings..
😂😂
Dave has no idea what’s going on, Dave doesn’t care either. Be like Dave.
😂😂
🤣
Dave: “what’s happened to all my clothes? What’s happened to all my furniture? I’m sure I left them here”
@@nialllambert3194 😂😂😂😂
He just came in to use the restroom
Came for the ASMR, stayed to experience one of the greatest collections of 70's knitwear ever assembled.
But this imo is around 1990
Cosby is on his way
@@thebeasters you want a puddn pop
@@daphne4983 1989
Early 90’s, but close enough I guess.
The hostages wear different clothes in different shots, indicating that this is a multi day ordeal.
Why are you thinking about such a Bad thing ? 😥
@@jakob4381 Sorry, just tried to be funny.
@@arturslunga3415 👍😆
😂 great comment, really enjoyed that
Or they just get hot and take their jumpers off 🤔🤣
Can’t believe we live in a world where the neck can’t be free
😂😂😂
Guess we know where the USA will go next then
Back into the 19 century, France, during the french revolution, they freed a lot of necks through ghilotine :))
always apartheid somewhere
6:28 C3PO deactivated in the background.
I studied Alexander Technique in acting school and I ALWAYS got ASMR when my teacher would adjust me like this. It was the best! Soft spoken personal attention at its finest.
What are whispered R's...or Ahhh's? Lol
ME TOO! I studied it as a dancer in college and I actually loved it. We’d have one group class a week and then a private. Mine was at 7:45am before academics and sometimes she’s use a massage table.
Ms Kosminsky: you’re freeing in your neck and allowing your spine to float upwards
Me: 😴😴
SAME!! I studied it in acting school and these hands-on adjustments would always cause the most incredible ASMR for me! 😂
The first time I got asmr was when the school nurses would come in with plastic gloves and check everyone's head for lice.
It's probably the reason anyone does it lol but it goes unspoken.
3:35 "Yes, yes, this body will do nicely when I transfer my soul into it."
😃👌
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I've spent the past 30 years trying to let the neck be free, yet my head still weighs about 4.5 kilos. That's a lot, sitting on a little neck.
lol! I got you man!
Lovely, lovely little...
To be fair, it’s going into the unknown when we come into an Alexander lesson. My advice: focus more on the thinking that links that, that links that. Then you’ll be golden.
Jesus Christ, as I read it I didn't immediately get what it was referencing but in my head I started automatically reading it in her voice. What have these videos done to us. It was effort-less.
It's easy to rest your neck when you have more chins than a chinese phonebook.
Freddy is the least accomplished cameraman whose work I’ve ever had the misfortune to try and focus on
What is this comment section, I've lost it 4 times already just reading these comments 😂
Lol same
Bro this is the most hilarious comment section I've found after a looooong time
Very relaxing, Been seeing way too much family guy so when I see this good old boy in charge all I can think of is “Hey Chrisss that is a strong throwing arm you have their sonny!
Same
Do you also laugh at Friends and The Big Bang Theory?
He was a quiet man, an artist.
John butler huh?😂
A craftsman
More than anything, he appreciated good posture.
@@charlesmartinjr3971 I’ve fell asleep listening to that guy so much.
😂😂😂
"I think I've had enough of you Dave".
😂😂😂
I’m an alien, and this has some good tips on how to human properly when I go out in the skinsuit.
Alexander technique practitioners seem to be a goldmine of relaxing voices
The Alexander technique is often practiced by professional musicians, mostly classical musicians which have to practice every day for 8-10 hours sitting on a chair , and which need to be able to always give performances of absolute perfection. The Alexander technique includes more than just relaxation although it’s a very important part of it.
That explains why David Bowie was there on the left starting at 2:45
@@JMB129 🤣🤣🤣 thanks. Now I can’t unsee it 😂
What Nosferatu does at weekends
Legend!
I absolutely can’t stop laughing
vampire weekend.
@@ilovesurga22 Why?
Did you see yourself in the mirror?
The crazy part is that Dave is the vampire.
So this is what the rectangle sandwich man is doing when he is not feeling peckish
pandaumk3 This is where he originally learned to continue cutting until he felt the knife hit the cutting board.
Whole grain, whole meal. I like substance of it
pandaumk3 🤣🤣
Cupla tomato
But you know if he _was_ feeling peckish and he came home late one day, he'd have no trouble making a good sandwich.
I’m watching this at 4am trying to go back to sleep and had to go full screen because the comments made me laugh so much I was worried I’d wake the house up 😂
5am and laughing.
Same it’s 4:30 now
Perhaps the real free neck is the friends we made along the way.
With all those little touches and soft movements and voices I would be collapsed on the floor!
floundering is not how you relax
Most certainly I would too. Within seconds.
Pope John Paul The Second unnecessary 😡
@Pope John Paul The Second you mean you'd send them to sleep?
Me too. I would be a puddle on the floor. As it is they cleared my sinuses.
After they sacrificed and ate Dave I wonder what ever happened to his sweater?
😂😂
Lol
It was burned alive in monte Rio at bohemian Avenue, get Benjamin De Rothschild to confirm that for you if you can find him. Better yet, just walk into the skull and cross bones society HQ and start killing mofo's over torturing big and little Dave's.
@@shoveyourmaskupyourass959 are you a writer
They used it as a tablecloth
Dave wandered in by mistake and just went along with it. Dave got a free cup of tea so Dave was happy enough.
Finally! My newly lengthened arms fit my navy suit perfectly !!
You're ready for war, all was established
@@cassiobrunizio follow the guidelines. The lovely little guidelines
I get all of these references... I think I’ve been watching too many unintentional ASMR videos 🤣🤣🤣
JimmyFoxhound welcome to the club
It really is just the same group of people doing the asmr video rounds 😂
In a brief moment of carelessness, Dave stood up in the "usual" way. He was never seen again.
😂
😅😅
This comments section is gold. Thank you everyone!
12 years later Dave hears a voice looming from the depths of a dark alley. "YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK DAVE. YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK. IT'S TOO LATE NOW DAVE. IT'S MUCH TOO LATE."
(Camera fades to black as Dave screams)
Glorious, as an 80s kid this has to have been a Halloween season made for TV movie😂🤙
Makes me think of that show Takes of the Dark side". Where the guy years later reveals he saw a gargoyle, only to find it was his wife all along!
You may find yourself sitting in a comfy chair. And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?
This is not my beautiful house!
2:08 "I'm going to strangle you, you'll be very relaxed when you're unconscious."
AnnieMac19 too funny
This was in the “before” times.
In the long long ago
Before the world ended in 2012 and we were placed into a simulation
The old world was pretty messed up, though. To be fair, it needed to go...
I freed my neck and now it's like 9 feet long bro
Only 9 feet? Manlet detected.
This may seem odd to some, but this is a posture technique taught in quite a few performance schools. This is what’s known as the Alexander Technique. Helps with loosening the joints, bettering your posture, and overall allowing for more efficient movement. Developed for actors initially, it’s been adopted by classical musicians, and is sometimes taught to pregnant women and the elderly to help fight against back pain. I was taught the technique when I was in high school while in the honors choir. I’ve certainly slipped in some of the teachings but my posture still is great. I know because people often comment on how straight I stand and carry myself.
Phoolery that’s cool as fuck. Where can I find lessons? This dude went back into reptilian hiding so he’s out. My joints are super fucked so I need the help
We teach this technique at the chiropractic office I work at. Very effective
Hugh Jackman even spoke about it and his experiences with it. Cool dude
It’s also cool how the visualization aspect of the technique has been used in other movement therapies! My mother is a massage therapist (and ex-personal trainer) and several techniques that I’ve seen taught secondhand at the Swedish institute all have a real aspect of the same kinda,,,, visualization/manifestation. Something about telling a body to do something internally really helps the joints actually, do it. it’s wild.
Is it not physically impossible to carry yourself?
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... Unnatural
Is it possible to learn this power?😂😂😂😂
The guys voice was great and then the lady started talking.... good lord the tingles
DitchCricket11 does anyone know what her name is? I’m wondering if there were ever any other videos filmed with her speaking, so soothing!
Audrey P Elisabeth Walker
MagnumDB you’re doing the lords work
Absolutely! Instant tingles. Shame though they cut the scene out at the end where she catches a passing fly with her tongue.
his voice was more relaxing than hers to me.
How to sit in a chair and stand up, step by step video guide.
Which is something we do about 100 times each day. When done wrong every time, it adds up to a tremendous amount of damage to the entire body, including the brain.
Eugène Onéguine took the words right out my mouth
I understand proper posture is important but this comment is still 😆
I’ve been in the same chair for 35 years. Don’t mock the video that literally saved my life.
Frenchies loving the emperors teachings
6:24 "it all becomes much too serious" *loud male pleasure noise in the background*
Lol!
Wtf was it tho?😂😂😂
The People’s Temple of the Free Neck.
This makes The Exorcist feel like a Disney movie
O boy it's indeed a scary video 😬,
Dave looks like a man regretting a lot of life choices that led to this moment. Trapped eyes at the camera, the back not widening and trapped by the Cosby sweater. May the neck be free, unfortunately for Dave enough was done, and he never got to meet Lord Alexander.
Lololol
I want to see the Jason Alexander technique, where you do the opposite of whatever posture comes naturally
Hahahaha 😄😄😄
Underrated comment
His new pamphlet, "Standing without standing."
The Costanza 😄👍
Dave's expression tells he already accepted he'd entered his final moments.
I am in the process of refining this technique. I’m building a small flight of stairs, terminating right above my office chair so that I can climb the stairs and walk off the end. I theory, I will fall straight into the chair with my spine perfectly straight, vastly reducing the risks normally associated with entering a chair.
Give us an update on your experiment!
Certain that the kindly old gentleman resides in a coffin when not furnishing us with forbidden knowledge.
Well he does now.
Emperor Palpatine starts a sitting cult ASMR
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Though this video can be one of the most calming videos I've ever seen posted, I can't help it for whenever I need a laugh at the same time I am most entertained by all of your most humorous and original commentaries!
That elderly couple were so beautifully well spoken . Xx
This is what we are all here for...
0:55
1:35
4:20
4:39
5:26
5:52
10:02
Why would you do this???? 😭😭😭
You’re a menace 😂
😂
😂😂😂😂 omg
Genius ❤
I’m sure they have their white Nike’s on order already, cuz their comet should be arriving shortly...
Andovarius 😂😂😂Haven’t heard that one in a while! ☄️
Holy shit I was thinking the exact same thing, that cult was fucking wild.
Andovarius he didn’t expect THAT free
I literally watch this video over and over again. This is perfect ASMR for me, especially the women's voice 😴😌
I know right
Me too!
"Transmitting directions with my hands" is my new favorite way of showing someone how to do something.
It's how I assault errrr show people things
Transmitted tf outta her. #metoo.
This is simultaneously relaxing and unsettling.
Love how after the neck is freed and the back is lengthened and widened, the neck and back have done neither.
this is more like a class on how to fall asleep sitting straight up
Josh Whelan omg!!! 🤣
I learned how to do that some how
imagine playing musical chairs with this guy
This Twin Peaks episode explains everything.
10:04: "It's important for the pupil not to be concentrating on what their teacher's hands are doing, but going on with their directions elsewhere" -- said the bishop to the actress
Priest to the child
Sure, this was relaxing in an odd way, but I enjoyed the string of comments best.... some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while.
Doesn’t take much to make you laugh…
Watching this - what the folks attending are responding to is the soft spoken instructions and the gentle placing of hands on their bodies by the instructors - it had a calming effect - and kept them coming back to attend these sessions.
You can tell it was about the ASMR.
Look at Lindsey's face especially the second half. She's getting mad tingles z
I think dianna dawson from the other Alexander technique video was trained by these two.
Alot of there mannerisms are in her videos as well.
@Viro Pax wow a cluster fuck comment lol
It's good to see the Grim Reaper has a hobby
😭😭😭😭
Freeing necks
Richard (‘Dick’) Walker (1911-1992), UK teacher of the Alexander Technique and Head of Training.
Elisabeth Walker (1914-2013), British teacher of the Alexander Technique.
Elisabeth and Dick gave lessons to Nikolaas Tinbergen and his family. (Tinbergen subsequently devoted half of his Nobel Prize Speech in 1973 to a praising description of the Alexander Technique.
Couples often die soon after the other, but she clearly didn't give af. 😃👍
8:57 that’s gotta be one of the top 3 Walter Carrington jokes I’ve ever heard. Classic.
What are the other teo
Dude it’s Carrington we’re talking about here, WAY too raunchy to post on CZcams…
Dear old Dave is so polite. Beautifully executed though and so hypnotic to watch.
I never knew Voldemort could be so hypnotic.
“You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.”
it’s a technique developed in the 1890s for long term vocal volume dynamics, especially on stage in theater
1890s? So the old man is the one who invented it
Ah
This is a great addition to the Alexander ASMR series
The woman in blue is super zoned out by his voice. You can see it.
She's just enjoying the groping.
Even after 3 yrs I’m still convinced the old man is stealing their life force to keep himself going!
That old woman’s voice is pure gold 🤤
This man’s teal socks are the true star of the show!
14:18 the transition from fairly loud to soothing gentle voice was so smooth
The expectant mother’s child is now 34 years old since the video was recorded.
I've been hoping you'd do this one! I find a lot of the original video immensely relaxing and you cut out most of what startles me. Ty.
I just want to hear him say something like “the master has retired to his chambers”
So soothing to watch and to listen to.
It's all good stuff and works. And yes the voices help you relax and re position as it were.
Dave has that look on his face like he can't wait to get the hell out of there.
This is the best one so far!
The most pure asmr
“I’m being caressed by an elderly...”