Food logic in games
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- čas přidán 23. 02. 2024
- Compilation of food logic skits
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*Enters ancient draugr tomb.
*Finds fresh apples in wooden barrells.
Ah, I see you haven't heard of the Loot Rat?
And torches on fire for millennia.
"Who maintains all these candles?!"
sweet rolls ftw!
Look, even draugr get hungry. They even have their own gardens and orchards.
If food restored health in real life, as it does in games, I'd be the healthiest person around, and immortal.
I also think the same 💀
Yeah but also all PEOPLE ho are over 130 kg are gona be immortal and going straight to the 200kg mark. Think about that 😂
Maybe, but with the alcohol, definitely.
@@jarrod752Great wisdom thee share amen
Spoiler alert:
Food actually heals you irl, just very slowly
*Pauses fighting with a dragon to eat six cheese wheels, three cabbages, and forty-seven raw potatoes*
Classic.
always stock up on carrots and potatoes looting every barrel in winterhold
Wot, no raw eggs or fish? Mornin!
and raw fish/meat, raw herbs and plant.... no parasite problem🤣
@@user-ps1qj5mo2s I play too much 7D2D and Long Dark. If it aint cooked, it aint going in!
"Can you help Alan?
He's pissing me off."
That gets me every time. I've watched that part a few times now
This killed me
"Chicken Dinner" is STILL easily one of the very best episodes of VLDL to this day. Remarkable performance by Ben.
"Why... why do I have chicken now?" In that perfect tone of terrified confusion. Beautiful performance.
Truly, I know it’s a joke, but I empathize with this character’s horror he just experienced! Truly phenomenal and keeping it going throughout the interview without breaking character!!!
killer ending for this video compilation
Psycho-Alan outhealing 20 gunshots and a grenade is prbly one of his most outstanding performances to this day. And without a line of dialogue
The flame on his shirt was an especially nice touch.
Right up there with the don't skip sketch lol
To be fair theirs a I universe logic. The barrier is basically a healing field which is why you can take so much abouse inside bs real life while outside the very air is toxic. You can survive outside the field but it’s litterally killing you every second while the smaller the field gets the stringers it’s healing which is why it shrunk its can’t keep full size I definitely.
I like the fact the blood on his body looks like a dude raising his arms in victory.
@@CuppaLLX my brain hurts reading this lol..
Falls off a cliff > broken legs. Eat an apple > bones healed.
🙌
If it's working IRL 😳
Seems about right 👍
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the bone doctor away
The amount of cheese you tend to eat in RPGs is remarkable
I'm surprised they don't show adventurers getting constipated.
CHEEEEEESE!
Woe to the adventurer who is lactose intolerant.
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432They don’t show them being the opposite though, do they? 😂
it's france's fiendish way of colonizing the rest of the world
That alcohol skit is still one of my favorite food logic videos :) And the chicken dinner one is fantastic, Ben's traumatized player and Rowan's hyper game show host make for such a jarringly absurd combo.
The piano in the chicken dinner one is beautifully dramatic, these guys know how and what they’re doing too well
Chicken dinner got me every time 😂
I sometimes forget these guys aren't just funny skit men, but are full on actors in their own right.
@@alpha_tier yeah, they truly make very special drama scenes in so not common themes like PUBG 1vs1, it soooo fun )
Could watch this moment of drinking and eating after grenade multiple times and still laughing
Alcohol one by far is so true. Getting absolutely plastered in irl is just like that
Level-up should have healed her fully
Pokemon don't heal fully when they level up 😥
Hell true 🤣
Was waiting for that 😂
Not in all games.
The most obnoxious mechanics is when it keeps the exact HP value, making you some percent less healthy than before, because your cap is higher now.
2:50 "Can you help Alan, he's pissing me off." Rowan then walks away immediately. Shits Dingo.
PTSD Ben getting a literal chicken dinner was that perfect balance of hilarious and awkward.
That last skit's a better story than Hunger Games.
Love how he opens a fresh can every time he starts to drink.
I love the sudden evolution of both Britt's character and the graphics between Banquet at 1:35 and Mesuring Metter just after 😅
Britt hasn't eaten that many carbs in her entire life.
I liked her old outfit
I forgot about the "why do I have chicken now?" line🤣🤣🤣
Making that potion is like making "food" as a kid
As an adult, I finally understand why my mom never wanted any of my playdoh hamburgers
@@blue_thingys8813 I feel the same about my playdoh pizza.
The sketch with alcohol healing was brilliant. :D Alan and Ben looked like they were drunken for real and Orc wrestling in the end was great too :D
Thats their secret. They really did get drunk to film that skit. Lol.
"Is this a game to you Alan?"
Lmao.
That had me rolling
sweaty try hard logic.
Everyone always has unused alcohol for just the right occasion
I saved all of my alcohol so I could get a trophy in Baldur's Gate 3.
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 F***, I still playing the original and never got into Ice Wind Dale.
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 is there a trophy for getting smashed?
Does not compute, like leftover pizza.
@@eclecticcode Have a Long Rest using only alcohol items.
Brett: Is this a game to you, Allen?
Allen: Ah...Yes...
At least healing potions make some sense ...
in context, anyway.
"A wizard did it!"
"Uhh, okay."
Usually it is an Alchemist but I get it 🤣🤣🤣
caffeinated drinks are stamina potions.
Thats why i love alchemy in morrowind with all those devices. Alembic Mortar and Pestle distilator. Anything to make a proper potion.
The final bit was incredible. Well played from Ben.
Barely recognised his voice.
Also kinda true. PTSD is no joke.
Orcs seem to be honorable fighters 😂
That Elbow drop was pure dedication!
Fantasy orcs tend to be the "Honorable Warrior culture" background
Bah, nothing honorable about it... they just realized that no weapons were needed so they could really enjoy themselves, just jump in and go at it with their bare hands!
@@MSN_63 plot twist the orcs were drunk as well
My absolute favorite effect you guys do is equipping items with the little jump cut its so funny
"Alcohol tolerance increased."
"New special skills unlocked."
"New Drunken Stance and Drunken Stagger" modes unlocked.
"All enemies suffer -10 to all stats."
Special skill: dragon's breath. AoE and target damage for any enemy nearby, with the possibility of blinding them. No cooldown, until the effect wears off, thousands of seconds later.
'7 Days To Die' -
Melee damage +500
Stamina +200
Infection resistance +100
But, you see two of everything, and it's blurry for a while..😂
@@NarwahlGaming double the accuracy! lol
Ben's acting when he wins the chicken dinner is fantastic! "Wha-why-why do I have chicken now?" 😂
Imagine if that was real. Diabetes getting healed by eating pies
6:20 Thought he was gonna sell the 2 rancid rabbits to buy the bread.
There is one problem with that. The rabbit probably wouldn't give that much gold and he'd really be screwed then if he still needed more gold for the bread than what the rabbit gave.
I’ll be honest I thought the same thing.
I love these compilations. I thought I already watched a ton of VLDL videos, but there's always a few in them that I haven't seen yet. The one with Rowan shooting Alan in the circle might be a new favourite now.
I don't particularly like them, mostly because I don't care about most of their videos (like all the PUBG stuff), and the multi-game compilations don't have chapters...
@@Syndur Could just watch the playlists then since they're sorted by games/series rather than an overarching topic. Though I do agree having timestamps would be nice.
When he ate the rotting rabbit I questioned why he didn't pick and eat a berry or plant or catch a fish to cook
He probably also could have sold that rabbit to Greg for enough gold to buy some cheese
the heart knows what it wants
Nice day for fishing, ain't it."
Nice day for fishing, ain't it."
Nice day for fishing, ain't it."
3:15
Yeah, well… staying alive in real life is actually way harder than in games like this. We are just very pampered.
"Why do I have chicken now?" Best line in any of their videos.
‘Why do I have a chicken now?’ Hahahah
Lmao I'll always love "can you help Alan? Yes pissing me off". Meanwhile, Alan - literally just trying not to die
15:02
"Alcohol doesn't heal much, we'd have to drink a lot of it."
"How much do you have?"
"A lot of it."
I finished college, so it must make you smarter, too.
13:34 That Hannibal Lecter look while drinking that redbull.
6:28 ok i didnt know the ZF clan was also playing with them, this dude took out both Cyanide and Edberg together 😂
Frikkin' Badgers man...
And with the frypan no less!
I immediately picked up on Team ZF references. Cyanide is my favorite but i get a kick out of when they fuck with Womble...esp the Rust episodes.
I wish eating food in real life could heal me like it does in video games. I'd never get sick!
Food doesn't cure disease debuffs in games silly
Ya need to cast the journeyman lvl restoration spell CURE DISEASE.
pretty sure thats a bot or money scam acc...
Literally stop eating a see if you can survive without your heals.
Food. Real food. Not processed goyslop like Pringles.
I still am amazed by Adam's commitment to eating that meat. ❤
I was hoping to see one about how ridiculous it is to eat an entire deer and only increase food by 20% lol
And that's how Ben got PTSD and the fear of a cooked chicken unlocked
Loved it. The "I want to survive one" is my favorite, though the battle royal one with Alan, wearing a skirt and wielding a frying pan, eating away was rather well done.
Yeah, I love how you pretty much scarf down entire cheese wheels, loaves of bread, steaks, potatoes in the hundreds, just to fill the smallest part of a hunger bar.
"How did you learn to do that ?"
"I went to amphibian school."
Proceeds to yank that frogs crank
'Showdown' is still one of my favourites! Really showing off the excellent skills from the sfx pros
15:47 LMAO ! The alcohol skit ! The epic music!! and when they accidentally drop their weapons and the orcs honorably take it as a challenge and drop theirs too!! cracks me up!
Oh it made me laugh so much. I bet they won too.
Omg the pubg showdown is one of my all time favorites 😂😂😂 it was my first time seeing the one with Adam making the “healing” potion for Britt though
There has to be Ben eating a heal flask!
I was thinking about that one too, definitely needed to be featured in this vid
"Potion. Mouth. Watch......AUUUGHGHGHHHRHHGHH"
leeroy jenkins "at least i have chicken"
ben "why do i have chicken now?"
Me making a potion in Morrowind using raw glass, a kagouti hide and some diamond : I have no idea what I'm doing.
Hey. You all are awesome. That is all.
Love you, mate!
You're included XD
You're awesome too🎉
Agreed
Fr
The epic ultimative weapon "The Pan" 😂😂😂
The sombrero chicken killed it. Also love the Korean text. Perfect game show vibes.
Every now and then I watch these and find clips I've missed (somehow) and the clip at 5:03 had me crying, thank you VLDL!
Skycraft's music is so nostalgic man, I want to get back online in a game I've never been online on.
The PUBG red bull drinking skit would be funnier if the red bull would leak out of his body while Adam is drinking it. 😂
Alcohol skit has to be some of the best you have ever made. It was just pure gold.... a lot of it. I can only imagine you had an absolute blast making this one.
I'd forgotten about that last skit, it was so well done. I hope the VLDL guys occasionally go back and watch some of these old clips just to get the sense of where they've been.
6:26 Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit energy drinks 😂
Can confirm food definitely helps with my sanity meter.
You guys have gotten your quality on point so much you will have a 2 minute skit that's better than a 2 hour feature length film 😂
Alan going "stim-super saiyan" right before Rowan disentegrates will always be amazing
The thing I most like about these skits is when they're driving the exact same car that I have, same colour and all!
Britt as the health coach is epic
Such a great compliation, the last with chicken dinner was amazing😂😂
Always love yalls videos thank you to everyone for your hard work making these skits, also I think yall should think about doing short films it could give the adventures more stories to have fun with
Gross Potion: I think Adam needs to go back to alchemy school...If he lives long enough to get there.
Alchohol: When you look at the molecular structure of it, alchohol IS a solution...
Rancid Rabbit is probably my favorite. When he goes for the second rabbit lmao.
9:00 Why did i have to watch this while eating
Managed to see one I'd previously missed.....and I'll never think of frogs the same way again.
'Why do I have chicken now?!' ... I think my heart just broke.
I agree, to me that one feels like a hard punch. It's such a contrast between Rowan's game show host and Ben's raw PTSD - at the same time funny and not
the diamond protection potion requires "Fresh" spring water.
My brain can't ignore it, at 0:21 he was cleared of blood, and at 0:23/4 he has blood on his forehead as he leaves.
2:50 can you help alan hes pissing me off was way funnier than it should have been
LOVE THESE VIDEOS
THANKS FOR THE GREAT CONTENT
All you have to do is put food in the video for me. Mix it with Viva La Dirt League, and im in heaven
You guys are so awesome!
Love every episode.
The survival logic videos are probably among the best.
That last one. Think of ptsd among other things instead of a chicken dinner and you have real war. You guys and gals are hilarious keep it up.
"Some battles in life you can't afford to lose, and in those times, I can always rely on Staminan, Tauriner, and Toughness.
Too bad their names are so counfusing, I get both them and their benefits mixed up.
I'd say that's their only weakness, though."
--- Quote by a Protagonist who have fought at least eleven games or more, ( rumor has it that somehow he doesn't kill...)
That RuneScape method of training on guards and eating 😂
6:43 "CDNThe3rd teabagged DrDisRespect to death"
💀
I just realised that Cyanide and Edberg got killed when the PUBG-Car-Drinking-Scids came up xD
14k views in a half hour. Love seeing how popular you guys are now ❤
For very real good reasons, every Episode! They made people laugh 😂😂😂 they are the "Phytons" off our time and the gaming scene. Love it❤
Allen by far can come off as the most innocent, kind and terrifying character.
That was amazing ❤ keep it up yall
Turle_Merchant: That's disgusting! I'm going to buy my potion from an NPC.
DasBozo: Suit yourself. It's your money.
Turle_Merchant: [to Greg] Buy diamond potion of protection.
Greg: Here you go, Adventurer, your potion.
Turle_Merchant: [drinks potion] Much better.
DasBozo: [to Greg] Sell goblin feces.
Greg: Thank you Adventurer. Now I can make more potions.
Everquest. We had alcohol. And beyond just the dizzy effect, it had some other effects.
Then they introduced MPC's. Monster Player Characters on the PVP server. It needed tuning, honestly. But my word that was the most glorious gameplay I've ever experienced. You started out as a random mob in the zone, and could collect XP and items from other mobs....and players.
I hunkered down, got an Orc Shaman early one morning before most were really playing. I made the dude SUPER drunk, so melee was dumb. But they could not kill that guy. I couldn't see any of them. And Shaman heal. Most. Annoying. MPC I ever got.
Oh I remmebr that. It would make your screen start to go blurry and interfere with walking at some point. Hilarious way to incorporate alcohol in the game.
Food logic
cannibalism < cook and eat Jim ? Yes / no
Yes /health 100%
Lol I love the subtle CDNthe3rd and Anthony Kongphan shout outs in the pubg bit
Chicken dinner, and Bens performance Like John Rambo my favourite!
the pugb skit at around eleven minutes is just film making gold! like they got james cameron for it ^^ amazing ! loving the viva Content!
Did he...did he eat the cheese paper too? Im literally dying😂😂. I have a cold and its causing me to cough laugh.
2:50 that's why some survival games are frustrating. Thank God there are few with that difficult mechanics, usually you have less meters
Unhinged PUBG guy may be Alan's most perfect role
I really love the Epic NPC Man Music. ❤
Meanwhile in sea of thieves: “fuck I’m at 1 hp!”
**eats a 3rd of a pineapple pointy bits and all**
“Ahh, all better now :)”
Adam violently messing his pants will always be iconic
00:53 I’m convinced the only thing I need in real life is an energy drink as well lol