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  • @issy20
    @issy20 Před 8 měsíci +5213

    for every ancient rome obsessed guy there’s an ancient greece (specifically mythology) obsessed girl

    • @somerki
      @somerki Před 8 měsíci +412

      fuck im an ancient greece mythology obsessed guy now I need a ancient rome obsessed girl

    • @rikkitrancy8422
      @rikkitrancy8422 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Me

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci

      At least the Greeks were talented... you know and so misogynist they turned gay 💀

    • @theneighbourhoodraccoon1681
      @theneighbourhoodraccoon1681 Před 8 měsíci +114

      I am an ancient egypt obsessed girl, who is my counterpart then? 🥺

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Před 8 měsíci +152

      @@theneighbourhoodraccoon1681same dude who burnt ur library

  • @evaohmygodd
    @evaohmygodd Před 8 měsíci +2009

    noel forever changed my perspective of men wearing pants with drawstrings

    • @Enbygremlin
      @Enbygremlin Před 8 měsíci +15

      Facts😵‍💫

    • @shadowoflugia
      @shadowoflugia Před 5 měsíci

      For real!!!! I’m a woman who wears pants with drawstrings because I don’t have to use a belt. I had no idea that men have for ulterior purposes for them! 💀

  • @oddibeats
    @oddibeats Před 8 měsíci +3512

    That draw string joke is GOLD would do great on stage

    • @JohnDiceAcademy
      @JohnDiceAcademy Před 8 měsíci +105

      I dont thing he was joking I think he was he just saying something true while laughing

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii Před 8 měsíci +34

      would it? He's reacting so it makes sense, idk how you'd do it on stage

    • @sydney5887
      @sydney5887 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I was deeeeead 😂😂

    • @tomasantonio6683
      @tomasantonio6683 Před 8 měsíci +4

      How would he perform it??

    • @sheowserr665
      @sheowserr665 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@tomasantonio6683you want a tutorial?

  • @yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120
    @yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120 Před 8 měsíci +2031

    20 seconds in and Noel has already said that Spartans were Roman, now we know he’s not white

    • @SamOfSaturn
      @SamOfSaturn Před 8 měsíci +263

      not even 2 minutes in and my eyes are popping out of their sockets every time he confuses rome with greece

    • @LordOfDhara
      @LordOfDhara Před 8 měsíci +30

      ​@SamOfSaturn they were basically the same thing come on

    • @aidenpeltier7451
      @aidenpeltier7451 Před 8 měsíci +58

      And that the Trojan horse was Roman

    • @laiika511
      @laiika511 Před 8 měsíci +112

      It’s okay, the first guy referenced Alexander the Great

    • @gavykanrepublic6699
      @gavykanrepublic6699 Před 8 měsíci +35

      @@laiika511 I'm so glad somebody else caught that!

  • @JJ-jh6dk
    @JJ-jh6dk Před 8 měsíci +1043

    I love how all of the guys just repeat the question to process it

    • @sheliedalldaylong
      @sheliedalldaylong Před 8 měsíci +31

      its cause their gfs are pointing a camera at them and they are trying to think of a viral answer

    • @Confluence358
      @Confluence358 Před 8 měsíci +38

      It's cuz we be stalling lol.

    • @handsonfire6113
      @handsonfire6113 Před 8 měsíci +8

      when they ask like that, We see a fight comming lol

    • @eccentreat
      @eccentreat Před 7 měsíci +1

      Men always be processin

    • @jorgeenchilada
      @jorgeenchilada Před 3 měsíci +2

      and then proceed to get it wrong. Bro said "Alexander the great Roman empire?" what, Alexander the great wasn't Roman lmao

  • @coughingbabie
    @coughingbabie Před 8 měsíci +201

    you can tell that first guy doesn’t know anything about ancient Rome because he name dropped Alexander the great.

    • @JOHNSONWIELKI
      @JOHNSONWIELKI Před 8 měsíci +3

      Yep 😂

    • @thelukesternater
      @thelukesternater Před 7 měsíci +9

      Alexander the Great, famously from Rome…

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 Před 7 měsíci

      his empire definitely served as a model to the Romans. they looked at him and said, okay it would be really cool to do all this and have it NOT all fall apart the moment you die

    • @misterbright1336
      @misterbright1336 Před 7 měsíci

      It actually shows the opposite. Because of Alexander and his conquest spreading Greek culture throughout most of the near East and Mediterranean, the Eastern Roman Empire is heavily influenced by him, and stood for longer because of how much of an impact he had on that area of the world

  • @solskelton8071
    @solskelton8071 Před 8 měsíci +267

    Take a shot every time Noel confuses Ancient Greece with Ancient Rome

  • @noraeable
    @noraeable Před 8 měsíci +1164

    As someone who studied Classics, it kinda hurt how often they conflated the Roman Empire with the Republic and Ancient Greece.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 Před 8 měsíci +18

      I agree

    • @BM-zm1jl
      @BM-zm1jl Před 8 měsíci

      They're the same. Both white, pedophilc, and gay cultures

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. Před 8 měsíci

      Roman Empire men don’t care about accurate history, they just want to have a statue profile pic and post on Twitter about how ancient cultures were superior to modern ones (only the white ones tho)

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Před 8 měsíci +43

      You know about one fallen empire, you know em all

    • @DirtMerchant693
      @DirtMerchant693 Před 8 měsíci +27

      Yea studying archaeology here, and I hear it all the time. I usually just let it slide unless they’re actually interested lol

  • @Vlog4dogs
    @Vlog4dogs Před 8 měsíci +1322

    Every straight road in the UK gets me all flustered, Romans were true drivers

    • @DukeOfArrakis
      @DukeOfArrakis Před 8 měsíci +7

      There's a roman road Opposite to my house

    • @vikggx
      @vikggx Před 8 měsíci +36

      Romans couldn't drive straight but that was no problem because all roads lead to Rome

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 8 měsíci +18

      @@vikggxthey couldn’t think straight either with how gay they were

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Před 8 měsíci +17

      @@KingOfGaymesThem railing each other occasionally wasn't gay. It was homie-sexual

    • @felixdickinson4024
      @felixdickinson4024 Před 8 měsíci +6

      theres a road in australia close to berridale that is long as fuck and really straight and every time we go on it dad turns to me and says that its his favourite road in the country because it reminds him of ancient rome.

  • @RachelShauna
    @RachelShauna Před 8 měsíci +216

    Noel pointing out how men when they get excited about a topic want to tug on their peens has RUINED my day tbh 😩

  • @gavykanrepublic6699
    @gavykanrepublic6699 Před 8 měsíci +80

    I love how in the beginning he says he doesn't think about the Roman Empire very often and gives multiple examples like Spartans and The Trojan Horse... which are both Greek things lmaoooo. I guess he wasn't lying about no thinking about Rome.

    • @OCR461
      @OCR461 Před 7 měsíci

      No he probably just has knowledge and has previously read about it.......he is probably part asian and Asians even in America are smart and have knowledge about things

    • @monkeydance3894
      @monkeydance3894 Před měsícem

      @@OCR461bro what

  • @toso2890
    @toso2890 Před 8 měsíci +415

    Ah yes, yanking is the part of the thinking process Noel 😂

    • @charliefielding2297
      @charliefielding2297 Před 8 měsíci

      It's the equivalent to when girls grab our boobs when we're searching for something

  • @6235river
    @6235river Před 8 měsíci +41

    as a woman who studies the roman empire for her degree, social media has been more than a little obnoxious lately lol. most of my professors who helped foster my love for ancient rome have been women and a good portion of the historians i've sourced for my papers have also been women. i'm convinced that people who think that ancient rome is a "guy thing" have no idea what the field of classics is actually like.

    • @6235river
      @6235river Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@as-cf7rx it's hard out here for those of us in the humanities (or non-stem fields, as you said)!

    • @dylanmilne6683
      @dylanmilne6683 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Agree, I've found it hard to believe people would be surprised that there is interest in a centuries spanning empire which is still heavily influencing modern culture.

    • @valvicious13
      @valvicious13 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I live in an area with tons of remains of roman infrastructure and architecture. When I was a kid , I was fascinated by the mediaeval times, but as I got older and visited some of the Roman remains around here and realised how impressive the aqueducts are in person, seeing how insanely advanced their technology for heating and plumbing in the bathouses were , culminating in visiting Rome which was almost sensory overload to me - and then to think we went back to literally shit on the street a few hundred years later. I never got over of what we have missed. What if we just had been evolving from their point on? What if the empire never fell? I think about Roman empire a lot actually and not in a professional manner by any means. And I'm a woman. But tbf, I think being european and actually living so close to pieces of history might play a part

  • @BloreMusic
    @BloreMusic Před 8 měsíci +925

    Ayo Noel got mad neck beard going

  • @evanatwood3452
    @evanatwood3452 Před 8 měsíci +91

    “If you were in Rome you could be Spartans” -Nol

    • @AmazingZelgius
      @AmazingZelgius Před 8 měsíci +9

      Mygod, is it the american education system?

    • @jackalope07
      @jackalope07 Před 8 měsíci

      Sparta was under Rome since 2nd century bce

    • @anandakar7978
      @anandakar7978 Před 8 měsíci

      @@AmazingZelgiushave you heard about a joke lol

    • @gavykanrepublic6699
      @gavykanrepublic6699 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@jackalope07 The classical era of Spartans and their renown as warriors comes from before the Roman conquest. Sparta lost its political independence before Rome arrived and became more of a tourist attraction. So if one wanted to be a Spartan in the traditional sense, they would not be a part of the Roman Empire.

    • @mgcuniverse9037
      @mgcuniverse9037 Před 8 měsíci

      There was A Spartan that fought as a mercenary general against the Roman republic

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii Před 8 měsíci +263

    imma be real I think this is just a perfect example of selection bias on social media
    being interested in ancient empires/societies is not a rare thing, and this is just a case of people asking men this question and if the answer is favorable it goes viral on tiktok and if it's not it gets scrapped, making the illusion that *every* guy is interested in this

    • @everegenx
      @everegenx Před 8 měsíci +44

      This is an exceptionally true take. Overwhelming majority of men nowadays wouldnt care or have the first clue.

    • @notgetbeaton
      @notgetbeaton Před 8 měsíci +14

      It's probably the best example of survivorship bias I've ever seen. All men are literally being deemed part of this smaller surviving(uploaded) subset.

    • @enenenergp
      @enenenergp Před 8 měsíci +22

      To me even if 10-20% of men think of it several times a week or even once a week it’s just crazy to me. Like for anyone to spontaneously think of the ancient times in their everyday life unless it’s related to their work: what, why, who’s brain works like that? My personal sample size was 2, an old friend who said he pretty much never does, and a date I went on who said he thinks of it like FIVE TIMES a week. I was floored 😂

    • @gavykanrepublic6699
      @gavykanrepublic6699 Před 8 měsíci +14

      @@enenenergp Most think about it through personal interest. I love history and watch historical documentaries, movies, and videos on occasion and even play video games set in major historical settings. So I think about history through an entertainment lens most of the time and sometimes am able to relate it to current times. It's of course not my only interest but things that occupy my mind are usually forms of entertainment. I'm not sure if this all makes sense but I hope this helps 😅

    • @Confluence358
      @Confluence358 Před 8 měsíci

      Lol I think of ancient times multiple times a week. I DO think that's quite normal for guys.@@enenenergp

  • @jakub9640
    @jakub9640 Před 8 měsíci +99

    Theres nothing I love more than Noel's English accent. Genuinely becoming so good with how much he does it.

    • @rashaashik
      @rashaashik Před 8 měsíci

      yes!!!

    • @cully7927
      @cully7927 Před 8 měsíci

      Its terrible, sounds like every other american

    • @Thomas-zt7dm
      @Thomas-zt7dm Před 7 měsíci +4

      It’s actually his real voice and he’s from the UK. The whole time he’s been doing an American accent

  • @juliaholladay8821
    @juliaholladay8821 Před 8 měsíci +169

    I asked my husband, “how often do you think about the Roman Empire?”
    He’s like Noel, he’s like, “once a week…it was a wild time” lol what

  • @emiilio_s
    @emiilio_s Před 8 měsíci +577

    It's always important to watch Noels' videos as soon as the notification pops. You never know if it's get privated and juicy stuff is cut out!

  • @feliciaott4408
    @feliciaott4408 Před 8 měsíci +888

    The question to ask us women is how many times do you think about being kidnapped

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby Před 8 měsíci +171

      yeah but it makes sense why we do that- wtf are men doing with info about ancient rome?? 😭

    • @JTM610
      @JTM610 Před 8 měsíci +21

      @@barbecuedsimsbabyhow does that make sense bruh

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby Před 8 měsíci +106

      @@JTM610 we think about being kidnapped bc that happens to us a lot so it makes sense and its actually a saftey response, we plan our elf defense, i just dont see why men think about ancient rome so much?

    • @Nadeko
      @Nadeko Před 8 měsíci +92

      everyday because its a constant fear

    • @feliciaott4408
      @feliciaott4408 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@Nadeko Yassss!

  • @kdcanbarely
    @kdcanbarely Před 8 měsíci +39

    The way every guy has to re-ask the question because it's so unexpected 😂

    • @samfacultad9669
      @samfacultad9669 Před 8 měsíci +8

      They sound excited fr like they've been waiting

  • @dietofonlycokeandmemes6650
    @dietofonlycokeandmemes6650 Před 8 měsíci +49

    The jersey Jewish dad was so wholesome

  • @luminescentlion
    @luminescentlion Před 8 měsíci +12

    My fucking god, I thought I didn't care that much but hearing Alexander the Great and Sparta being assosicated with the roman empire had already got me heated.

  • @arvina94
    @arvina94 Před 8 měsíci +41

    Please ask Cody what he thinks of the Roman Empire in the next TMG, and have him wear drawstring pants for it

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 Před 8 měsíci +207

    I don't blame them. Growing up, I used to watch Engineering an Empire all the time and Rome was my favorite episode. The Roman Empire is legit fascinating and its influence is in so many parts of culture that you can talk about it in different ways. Also, the dude who built The Colessium in Minecraft can slide in my DMs anytime he wants. That's fucking amazing!

    • @peace7lovr
      @peace7lovr Před 8 měsíci +22

      mild pick me cringe 6/10

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci

      Well except for the fact that the Romans didn't really create shit and stole most if not everything from the Greeks and surrounding cultures but sure 🙃

    • @JCNL871
      @JCNL871 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I loved Engineering an Empire. I haven’t thought about that show in ages. Thanks for reminding me ❤

    • @MG-ul3mi
      @MG-ul3mi Před 8 měsíci +11

      FounderLily corny

    • @pulse3554
      @pulse3554 Před 8 měsíci

      influence in western civilization mostly lol, all this is eurocentric

  • @sportslover3103
    @sportslover3103 Před 8 měsíci +30

    The smooth transition from an american to a deep rich British accent for no reason is hilarious and also impressive

  • @TedLassoforpresident
    @TedLassoforpresident Před 8 měsíci +80

    Okay but are we all gonna forget about the lost city of ATLANTIS?

  • @raquelnunes9793
    @raquelnunes9793 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Omg the mixing of Rome, greece, persia, etc in this video is WILD

  • @handleerror
    @handleerror Před 8 měsíci +64

    Just went downstairs and asked my brother, he said “your the third girl to ask me that this week” and I DIED. Then I asked so how much and he said “2-3 Times a week” with a “how is that weird, do you not” look and I had the worst ab cramp from laughing ever

  • @SentientPastrami
    @SentientPastrami Před 8 měsíci +76

    Outside America we don't promote anything that cool... You should know that the founding fathers studied in the roman republic extensively and modelled the us republic upon their model. That is why so many us public government buildings are inspired by greco-roman architecture.

    • @iLikeToShank
      @iLikeToShank Před 8 měsíci

      the roman republic was a mafia state so it makes sense

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci

      They also owned slaves, misused the tax money they stole from the poor to go to France and fuck prostitutes.
      So yea... just like the Roman empire lmao.

    • @Kilometerboy23
      @Kilometerboy23 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Dawg we know

    • @jackalope07
      @jackalope07 Před 8 měsíci +11

      inspired by the kitsch understanding of Rome hence the white unpainted marble

    • @benlewis5312
      @benlewis5312 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Every educated westerner born in the 18th century studied the Roman Empire extensively. Latin and Greek were studied more than math or science

  • @hannahpolen7395
    @hannahpolen7395 Před 8 měsíci +109

    I got my minor in Classical mythology, so Greek and Roman, and I was frequently in classrooms with maybe one other girl. I think about it every single day

    • @agentdelphi8295
      @agentdelphi8295 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Hell yes, history students unite

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Před 8 měsíci +8

      huh that’s weird, usually there’s quite a lot of female history / ancient history students. I also knew a lot of girls super interested in ancient Roman / Greek history and mythology growing up. I’m only just now realising that an interest in Ancient Rome is apparently considered a stereotypically “male” thing lmfaoo

    • @Laocoon283
      @Laocoon283 Před 8 měsíci

      What was your major?

  • @pizzadohpaz
    @pizzadohpaz Před 8 měsíci +90

    I guess it's just one half of the relationship that must think about some ancient historic society once a day bc my husband has CERTAINLY never given a moment of thought to ancient Rome and yet I love history lmao
    Edit: allow me to prove it by pushing my glasses up my nose and over-pronouncing the word "actually" then proceeding to be That Girl... so when the Emperor would hold out his thumb to decide whether the gladiator would live or die, the thumbs up meant "kill" and then thumbs down meant "live" so its the opposite of what modern audiences would think (hence the director used thumbs down to mean "kill" in the movie Gladiator). There's your ancient Rome fun fact of the day

    • @splishsplash3492
      @splishsplash3492 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Greag info on the roman empire thanks, now i can think about this fact 4 times a week too!

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters Před 8 měsíci +3

      Thank you I love dumb useless facts (unironic)! I will now spread the message whenever I can

    • @pizzadohpaz
      @pizzadohpaz Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@GamerSisters lol np bro, always happy to spread my useless knowledge to people who enjoy it

  • @jura7368
    @jura7368 Před 8 měsíci +10

    I tugged on my drawstrings thinking about if i thought about the roman empire often

  • @joneatsbagels7239
    @joneatsbagels7239 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Noel calling running in a circle boring when he drives carts is so funny to me for some reason

  • @ElliottHeal
    @ElliottHeal Před 8 měsíci +49

    As a Briton i wanna say your British accent is one of the best I’ve heard from an American

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby Před 8 měsíci

      same here tbh- he almost sounds like a fellow mancunion (from manchester)

    • @BofaDeez77781
      @BofaDeez77781 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Very easy accent to fake

    • @chyanfrancisco4818
      @chyanfrancisco4818 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@BofaDeez77781 Not really considering how bad 99% of Americans' English accents are

    • @cully7927
      @cully7927 Před 8 měsíci

      Are you serious? I thought it was terrible.

    • @cully7927
      @cully7927 Před 8 měsíci

      @@barbecuedsimsbaby I get the feeling you are not from Britain at all.

  • @Spectrarian
    @Spectrarian Před 7 měsíci +8

    I immediately asked my partner and he said once a month bc of their mosaics and brick stacking techniques, followed up by "Did you know urine was used to clean clothes in the empire?" They've cracked the code. Men do be thinking about the Roman empire

  • @evanmurphy8531
    @evanmurphy8531 Před 8 měsíci +10

    The way Noel pronounced Ecclesiastes made me shrivel up a little lol

  • @Mikeykneeled
    @Mikeykneeled Před 8 měsíci +448

    You absolutely nailed the homoeroticism of it all

    • @nodruj8681
      @nodruj8681 Před 8 měsíci +26

      Leftists try not to project their homosexuality on to others challenge: Impossible
      Alt: Leftists try not to use pseudo/pop-psychology to make themselves feel smarter challenge: Impossible

    • @reidrobinson9724
      @reidrobinson9724 Před 8 měsíci +1

      It’s a misinterpretation and mid take to say the Romans and Greeks were gay

    • @sevthekidd
      @sevthekidd Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@reidrobinson9724 Really? I was taught that the soldiers would have sex with young boys when they were away from women. Is it just a rumor? Because I also saw online groups talking a bunch about how they wish they could go back to those times specifically to have sex with little boys. Let me know how much is wrong!

    • @splishsplash3492
      @splishsplash3492 Před 8 měsíci

      ​​@@sevthekiddyea its pretty much wrong.
      While there were greek teachers who slept with their students it was actually ridiculed.
      Multiple philosophers voiced their negative opinion about it and say that it has a bad effect on the little boys psyche.
      I heard they even punished gay people by sticking rettish and carrots up their ass.
      Theres a myth that they portraied gay art on coins but ive looked at it and most of it is BS. Its mostly just: "yea they actually WANTED to draw gay sec but couldnt, so they drew battles but its obviously gay sex"
      If they were so open minded, why "couldnt" they portray gay couples.
      There probably were gay roman and greek leaders and stuff but it was not accepted at all.
      + if you disrespected nature, pan literally fucked you in the ass and turned you gay as punishment

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@sevthekidda handful were gay but most were definitely straight.

  • @AbruptEcho
    @AbruptEcho Před 8 měsíci +165

    As someone who takes Latin as a class it’s impossible for me to not think about the Great Roman Empire 😂

    • @brandierae5506
      @brandierae5506 Před 8 měsíci +7

      same here but i’m a woman and i never knew this was a stereotype, although some of the dudes in the major take it way too far

    • @DLA.
      @DLA. Před 8 měsíci +1

      Fucking Latin class…Jesus Christ…I hated my life

    • @gonkdroid4prez539
      @gonkdroid4prez539 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Salve, tibi convenio sed putō Rem Publicam Romae meliorem et grandiorem quam Imperium Romanum esse.

    • @1928dman
      @1928dman Před 8 měsíci +1

      You had my me at salve

    • @ytterbius2900
      @ytterbius2900 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@1928dmanthat is an awesome reply

  • @olivia-ki6rq
    @olivia-ki6rq Před 8 měsíci +6

    "cause if you were in rome you and your boys could be spartans" hes a little confused but hes got the spirit

  • @andreajoan7193
    @andreajoan7193 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This Roman Empire thing was trending so hard that my dude-who's not perma online and has no social media- came to me and was like 'do you know what's going on with this whole Roman Empire discussion?' And when I was trying to explain it, I realized I may actually be brain broken.

  • @beanzvidz
    @beanzvidz Před 8 měsíci +9

    I think my favorite part about this is that almost every dude repeats the exact question back every time 💀

    • @Laocoon283
      @Laocoon283 Před 8 měsíci

      Cause they are all trolling

  • @AmazingZelgius
    @AmazingZelgius Před 8 měsíci +3

    That first dude has NO RIGHTS to think about the Roman Empire when he said fucking "you mean like Alexander the Great, roman empire?"
    Mf named a Macedonian who died more than 300 years before the start of the roman empire era

  • @xqwhatitdo
    @xqwhatitdo Před 8 měsíci +17

    A roman obsession is just a roundabout way of dreaming lion vs gorilla fights

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci

      It's a roundabout way of playing off you're a misogynist, sorry it's true. 😐

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@thepopo592huh?

    • @xqwhatitdo
      @xqwhatitdo Před 8 měsíci

      @@thepopo592 what bro? I was making a smol joke

    • @Liam_Grey
      @Liam_Grey Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​​@@thepopo592ah yes thinking about an interesting time in history automatically means you think women should be house pets, fun fact there were fucken tons of woman leaders in those times and pre era to that. The whole woman bashing thing only really started to get heated in the middle ages. So sit back, have a cigarette get off your high horse and try to smile.

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Liam_Grey if you're specifically romanticizing and hyper fixating on a specifically misogynistic era that believed in those things yea.
      you say this like i'm talking crazy, if somebody hyper fixated on Nazi Germany and romanticized it as "the peak of humanity" (which is really just a dog whistle for white supremacists) I'd be calling them wannabe nazi's, because thats what they're idolizing.
      like you cant deny there's a correlation to be made with hyper fixating on the roman empire and white supremacy/misogyny....
      I mean bruh look at any fraternity in a US college.

  • @amuletatari
    @amuletatari Před 8 měsíci +13

    my fathers first and so far only tattoo is a carving that was on an ancient roman column that he saw in italy and he brings up the roman empire in pretty much every conversation so this trend has been a lot of fun for me

  • @meghandalley2890
    @meghandalley2890 Před 8 měsíci +8

    When I went to Rome and toured the coliseum, they told us that Gladiators were probably fatter and not shredded at all. The more muscle you have = the harder it is to heal

  • @Ares__
    @Ares__ Před 8 měsíci +4

    The incalculable amount of times people conflated Greek and Roman in this video is hilarious

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat Před 8 měsíci +1

    I can’t get enough of Nole I just finished the pod and now I’m here

  • @greghatfalvi4528
    @greghatfalvi4528 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Bro thanks for the upload on my birthday, watched this with my mom and she couldn’t stop laughing at the drawstring joke. Good video

  • @Skepticalraven
    @Skepticalraven Před 8 měsíci +6

    When my gf asked me that very question, that's how I answered: "Like once or twice a year when someone speaks of Ceasar getting stabbed to death, tf kind of question is that??"

  • @washyourhands
    @washyourhands Před 8 měsíci +48

    My girlfriend asked me this and the would you rather be a pirate/cowboy/samurai question. They're out for blood fellas.
    Also I took 5 years of Latin I gotta have a Roman empire pass after that

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Před 8 měsíci +6

      Your gf's question is genuinely a difficult question tbh.

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Shit man she asked you the "would you rather have scurvy, TB or die of famine?" Question?

    • @rance8838
      @rance8838 Před 8 měsíci +4

      depending on the era samurai are essentially nobility, so that's an easy one

    • @Laocoon283
      @Laocoon283 Před 8 měsíci +3

      We all would like to thi k we would be samurai but in reality we would be dirty scurvy ridden pirates

  • @MsScarymoe
    @MsScarymoe Před 8 měsíci +2

    I have never in my life shook my head faster and harder in agreement than seeing the thumbnail and first 5 seconds of this video. A part of me just made sense in just moments. Well played Noel.

  • @ryanherrera9265
    @ryanherrera9265 Před 8 měsíci +48

    I've been obsessed since before it was cool lol. I've been about Rome, Greece, pirates, vikings, knights since like 5th grade. I'm 28 now. People have been asking me about this and I'm like "do you not know who I am? I have swords and suit of armor in my room 🤣"

    • @TheArcher35
      @TheArcher35 Před 8 měsíci +12

      pirates and samurai over here. Every guy is obssed with at least one ancient group of men

    • @misterchil4797
      @misterchil4797 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Man I want some swords and suits of armor :( oh and same!

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same, lol. I'm 30 but my obsession for ancient Greece, Rome, and Egypt traces back to my childhood. I'm not as into ancient Egypt as I was before but I think it was the first historical obsession I got into and didn't get into Vikings or Pirates until later in life.
      And then there are the people who just have a pfp of a bust of some Roman guy but you look at their profile and it's either some incel or shit. It's either guys who are obsessed with Marcus Aurelius and do dopamine detoxes or some redpiller who's about to say the worst thing you heard that week 😂

    • @TheArcher35
      @TheArcher35 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@Vincisomething so fuckin accurate😭😂 cool shit gets co-signed by the weirdest people

    • @fawwwn3312
      @fawwwn3312 Před 8 měsíci +3

      since before it was cool? babe it's always been a popular and cool interest but it's okay!

  • @sooperalex15
    @sooperalex15 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I haven't laughed this hard all month. Jesus that was good.

  • @Gotham_Media
    @Gotham_Media Před 8 měsíci +2

    Noel dropping bangers

  • @theknifaholic
    @theknifaholic Před 7 měsíci +2

    At least nobody has found out about our Norse obsession....yet

  • @forteatheism
    @forteatheism Před 8 měsíci +9

    I think about rome all the time, I crave superior aqueducts

  • @lucashmm5302
    @lucashmm5302 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Noel made a video, but we already knew he didn’t know shit about Ancient Rome 😂

  • @minecraft-shower425
    @minecraft-shower425 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This one hit the mark noel, good one

  • @MaxBo.
    @MaxBo. Před 8 měsíci +36

    Im Italian and can say that we get taught to think about Rome daily from early childhood 🫡🏛️

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan Před 8 měsíci +21

    Idk about Rome specifically, but men do know a lot more random historical trivia than you'd expect

  • @ntllgntblnd
    @ntllgntblnd Před 8 měsíci +2

    Thanks Joel!!! I needed this laugh!!! 🤣

  • @saraht1238
    @saraht1238 Před 8 měsíci

    Great timing. I was just thinking about this last night

  • @Snuupzilla
    @Snuupzilla Před 8 měsíci +4

    I was shocked when my gf asked me, all i could do was smile and say yes before I started elaborating

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The spontaneous british accent always gets me

  • @lilliputianhitcher3808
    @lilliputianhitcher3808 Před 8 měsíci +1

    i don’t think they actually think about the roman empire, they’re just thinking of Gladiator

  • @sbaffled
    @sbaffled Před 8 měsíci

    I started making vids this past month, thank you for inspiring me with your content Noel! ❤❤❤

  • @Endra88
    @Endra88 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Now that Noel pointed it out, I do play with my drawstring a little too much...

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions Před 8 měsíci +2

      Don't ever let Noel make you feel bad for pulling your strings my guy. Pull those fuckers. You're the boss of your own pants buddy.

  • @tylerhanley1409
    @tylerhanley1409 Před 8 měsíci +5

    this feels like a real return to form for noel, i can see this being a 1/10 easily ;)

  • @joeharbert4492
    @joeharbert4492 Před 8 měsíci +1

    First time I laughed this hard at your content since I saw you in buffalo back in high school at the drawstring nose pick bit. Thank B

  • @vikggx
    @vikggx Před 8 měsíci +8

    Guys i think Noel has collected enuff 5$ therapy money to do this full time

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething Před 8 měsíci +9

    Lmao i literally just saw this girl on IG post some meme image that said, "I love history, I think about the Roman Empire all the time!"
    I'm not even a guy and I had an ancient Rome obsession for a while. It was that, ancient Greece, and ancient Egypt.

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 Před 8 měsíci +14

    I think it's something worth thinking about. It's such a great case study for what an effective government does and doesn't look like. Plus a large portion of Western human knowledge was recorded into Latin for centuries. Being able to access that history can inform us today how we should interact with society and the government for the better.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Idk about how effective it was for our purposes. It required a shit-ton of slavery for one thing

    • @coolbrotherf127
      @coolbrotherf127 Před 8 měsíci

      @@jordanetherington1922 so does our society, just because we don't call them "slaves" doesn't mean the poor being worked to death for extremely little pay isn't exploitation. As long as someone or something is in charge, there will be those on the other side who have to do the dirty work of society for little return.
      The lack of leaders reduces oppression, but also decreases stability and direction. There's not a truly perfect option as there's always downsides to one or the other. Across history though, the larger a society becomes, the more necessary leaders become to maintain order and reduce anarchy and crime along with economic structures and supply chains for goods.
      In the Roman empire itself, as it grew, the republic style government it was founded on struggled to effectively govern such a large area, which is why some were so in favor of having an emperor to act as a central point of vision and decision making for the big issues. Then we can look at the different emperors to see the consequences of having power invested into one man. Some were very competent and ran things well, but most were incompetent or too corrupt to guide things in a positive direction.
      These things can guide us to figure out how much power our modern leaders should have or what kind of governmental structures are optimal for the size and economic development of a society.

    • @Kilometerboy23
      @Kilometerboy23 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@jordanetherington1922that’s why he said “does and doesn’t”

  • @alaskanwhiskey6383
    @alaskanwhiskey6383 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I think women seriously underestimate how often the average man thinks of historical time periods and how many minecraft worlds we have built trying to replicate them.

  • @reidrobinson9724
    @reidrobinson9724 Před 8 měsíci +90

    Me, a Roman history enthusiast, tuning in to hear the coldest, most uninformed takes from Noel

    • @angie3383
      @angie3383 Před 8 měsíci +5

      how often do you think about the roman empire?

    • @reidrobinson9724
      @reidrobinson9724 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@angie3383 as a semi-well-informed student of history, multiple times a day. I also have a lot of memorabilia that reminds me of it.

    • @Creeshawn
      @Creeshawn Před 8 měsíci

      @@reidrobinson9724 goofy ass nerd LMAO

    • @Nazhussain07
      @Nazhussain07 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Cope

    • @FPSIreland2
      @FPSIreland2 Před 7 měsíci

      @@iveneverreadabook scio eam , scisne??

  • @hyperr1092
    @hyperr1092 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I lowkey think about the Roman empire a lot but that's because I'm a history major and I love that shit. I never really thought about how other people probably don't think about it because they don't find it important.

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice Před 8 měsíci +4

    one of the weirder trends to give me gender affirmation (FTM bro) bc I think abt the roman empire like once a week

    • @wtice4632
      @wtice4632 Před 8 měsíci

      Literally means nothing. Youre a female

    • @nodruj8681
      @nodruj8681 Před 8 měsíci +1

      It affirms nothing

    • @plaguedvenice
      @plaguedvenice Před 8 měsíci

      @@nodruj8681 thanks for letting me know, I’ll be sure to alter my life experiences to cater to your miserable existence

    • @SOMA-xn1mz
      @SOMA-xn1mz Před 7 měsíci

      You will never be a man.

  • @hihihi9627
    @hihihi9627 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Ohh I definitely did more than chuckle, this was a great video! Will definitely ask my boyfriend this question and see if he pulls on his draw string 😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  • @jadesouttakes
    @jadesouttakes Před 7 měsíci +1

    Noel’s absolute READ of the compression legging guy was INcredible, love this content so much

  • @Calikid331
    @Calikid331 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I'm finna get deep here but I'm a black American and I think about the Roman Empire pretty often. Not because I'm interested in European politics or history, but out of *all* the ancient civilizations I think they're the most like America. I'm interested in them because so much of what is happening in America already happened to them 2,000 years ago and as a country we could really learn from their mistakes so we don't go down the same way they did.

  • @gaminiabeysinghe6212
    @gaminiabeysinghe6212 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Roman Emperor Augustus ceasar is an inspiring role model for ambitious young men. His ruthless pragmatism and clinical mien enabled him to reach the dizzying heights of power.

  • @kozzy1764
    @kozzy1764 Před 8 měsíci

    Holy thumbnail! That was clean 🔥

  • @connorhulkowitz2038
    @connorhulkowitz2038 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Good one Noel

  • @mretlan8528
    @mretlan8528 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I've always imagined I would be a merciful emperor

  • @Yourdad6996-v2
    @Yourdad6996-v2 Před 8 měsíci +3

    As a man I never think of the Roman Empire😂😂 to be fair though I do think a lot about Nordic mythology and Vikings as it’s not nearly as preserved as roman history and is arguably more interesting

  • @NickonStark
    @NickonStark Před 8 měsíci +1

    That man said “Alexander The Great Roman Empire” 😭😭

  • @mariannanteventzi3413
    @mariannanteventzi3413 Před 8 měsíci

    This was an excellent video

  • @oceanlnr9414
    @oceanlnr9414 Před 8 měsíci +4

    For newer viewers Noel’s age is just as ambiguous as his race

  • @minghaochen5056
    @minghaochen5056 Před 8 měsíci +3

    my ancient rome is reminiscing about that’s cringe

  • @dolphinman9896
    @dolphinman9896 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Fuck yeahh, i literally just went on lunch break at work and needef something to watch!

  • @hugojaime9565
    @hugojaime9565 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Being a modern defendant and promoter of the Spanish Empire it’s impossible not to love and be obsessed with Rome we held the torch until the very end.

  • @Kcinahah
    @Kcinahah Před 8 měsíci +10

    Women when men think about something interesting: 😮

    • @user-pk4nr6dy9g
      @user-pk4nr6dy9g Před 8 měsíci

      Female liberals ask men about the Roman empire and get surprised. Ask them about anything historical and they’ll think of it the exact same rate. This is why this has gotten so popular, most women view history as if it’s fucking calculus. I’ve only ever seen 3 females on every single historical and political group i was in. For them being so politically charged, they sure don’t know jack shit

  • @williambrooker2030
    @williambrooker2030 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I think a huge amount of people think about history and I guess the largest maybe most influential empire/civilisation was the Romans! But people also need to learn about ancient China and India!! It is fascinating!!

  • @Getsadandstuff
    @Getsadandstuff Před 8 měsíci +1

    this video has peak energy ❤‍🔥

  • @patronustrip
    @patronustrip Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Guys want to be in Rome to be Spartans" is the funnier most historically incorrect sentence ever xD

  • @colegalbraith8733
    @colegalbraith8733 Před 8 měsíci +27

    Roman History is epic. That’s why I think about it daily. Nothing odd about that I don’t think.

    • @TroyDaAstronaut
      @TroyDaAstronaut Před 8 měsíci +6

      Youre odd

    • @thepopo592
      @thepopo592 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Bro just say you're an incel but don't want to physically look like a loser

    • @TheSurprisePig
      @TheSurprisePig Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@thepopo592alright man dial it back a little

    • @promisingnotes8597
      @promisingnotes8597 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@thepopo592pussies call everyone an incel!

    • @notgetbeaton
      @notgetbeaton Před 8 měsíci +3

      You're good man, it's really not even that prevalent. We aren't seeing all the videos that ended where the guys said "Ehh not at all" classic survivorship bias. Besides if it were MORE widespread people would probably be better for it.

  • @ashton6540
    @ashton6540 Před 8 měsíci +27

    Nothing is cuter than noel thinking he can grow a beard

  • @shalisaperoonline
    @shalisaperoonline Před 8 měsíci

    I love these videos

  • @therockbottom5256
    @therockbottom5256 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The way “I wike mma, I think about the woaman empire” made me fuck up mid bite and drop food out my mouth

  • @odun5668
    @odun5668 Před 8 měsíci +7

    To be fair when my gf asked me this I was trying to say that I have so many random thoughts every day that a lot of random ancient empires pop in and out, a lot of Aztec stuff and dynasty stuff

    • @panadocoughsyrup
      @panadocoughsyrup Před 8 měsíci +1

      Same, I’m big into Aztec stuff and also a lot of old African kingdoms and shit, not really Rome so much. Irish ancient history too. I also am extremely sceptical about the idea that this is a gendered thing, I’ve seen and met far more women who are into Roman history than people seem to think. But I don’t think it matters actually and I don’t really care. My ex gf used to ask me to list as many ancient African civilisations as I could, that was fun.

    • @odun5668
      @odun5668 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@panadocoughsyrup I don't think its gendered, but I do think it has roots in media we all watched as kids and teens, my dad and I would watch a bunch of history documentaries and shows set in olden times, but then most of the media tailored to my sister was much different

    • @panadocoughsyrup
      @panadocoughsyrup Před 7 měsíci

      @@odun5668 I think so too. Kids are sort of conditioned to like certain things. Like how boys shows are always about cars and building things, and then people are surprised when it’s mostly men who show an interest in those topics. Little girls aren’t really encouraged to like that stuff. I remember when my sister wanted a Lego car from the toy shop my mother said “well uhm, maybe *you’d prefer* this Lego castle”, almost as if she had just decided what her daughter was interested in based on her gender.