How to Play Chaos
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- čas přidán 28. 09. 2020
- Ultra Instinct Archaon IS real, and he WILL hurt you.
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Music is Rossini's "The Thieving Magpie," performed by Human Symphony Orchestra (licenced from Premiumbeat.com).
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oh my god he remembered his password
Underrated
Holy
I bow to the chosen one
Yes
lol
2:12 "Give it up, Archaon! You're surrounded!"
"All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead elves."
Archaon confirmed Vader fan
Did you mean Tyrion?
I understood that reference
Over 9000 Tomb King units: Archaon, give up! You are locked in here with us!
Archaon: No. You are locked in here with me.
Archaon: "I will show you the justice of the grave, and the true meaning of fear"
Chaos Gods: "Now go, raise your armies and bring forth the end of the world!"
Archaeon: "Wait, I was supposed to bring an army?"
(Defeats four armies at once alone)
Chaos Pantheon: "Glad he's on our side."
Five armies if you include his own
Laughs in Everchicken, then is brutally set on fire.
Lore accurate Archaon be like
Chaos in Warhammer Fantasy: An endless army of daemons, corrupted cultists and nightmares from beyond our world.
Chaos in Total Warhammer: One spiky boi.
But what a spiky boi!
Better see chaos in 40k xD
@@etienne4063 Spiky Boys with daddy issues. XD
sayunachinelasko04 so true xD
WH40k chaos be like: we are kinda cool but imperium still manages to kick our asses
And this WH be like: We have one single dude who destroyed the whole world in solo lol
Skaven: Let's stay underground for now, yes-yes? Yes-yes.
We-we take ruins in his back-back, good plan-scheme, yes!
@@lordwarlockthangwrath8662 Then I-I backstab you-you, blow up doomsday device-machine under Hell Pit, yes-yes.
@@user-wb7ez9ud4p don't forget to bring the foods though they may a bit overcooked
Smart-wise you are-are, let us nab-steal some man-things for snack-meal while we wait...
Righty right
> Gain trait "Bloody"
*thonkin
*sacrificed 80% of own army to level it up more
If that isn't peak "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" then I don't know what else will.
The Blood God cares not from whence the blood flows, so long as it does!
Skulls for his skull throne
Khorne will always have blood! Yours or theirs!
That's in character for Archaon.
@@derrickbonsell I also practice that for my VC lords. Battle's finished? Vlad goes "AAACHOOO" and "accidentally" Wind-of-Death's 80% of his skellies.
Just imagine being an elf, training for centuries to be the best, becoming a commander of a force, you are wealthy and have a wife and 3 kids and everything is good, you’re hearing some rumor about a guy killing everyone but that’s just a rumor. Then you see a guy in full plate, screaming for blood, drenched in blood, wielding the sword of Khaine and he just decimated your forces in 30 seconds
And not only that, but this ONE guy is somehow shrugging off the literal sun-blocking number of attacks coming from over nine thousand other elves, all while slaughtering them by the thousands and rushing straight towards you.
Race extinction in just a day, out did Arthas against Blood elves.
thats why you dont be a elf, become a ork or chaos to not get slapped into hell
Imagine this: Your a simple skeleton enjoying your sun baking on the pyramids when some Vader-looking ass, speed taking Viking, curb stops the Pharaoh, backhands the tomb scorpions and drinks all the milk.
What do you do?
I expect I could get away with playing dead!
Joining Chaos as fanfarist, accepting my new spooky life away from the straight and marrow
Politely ask if he’s hiring
LazierLocke you get a like for “straight and marrow” I tip my hat good sir
*rattles bones angrily*
Everyone: Chaos units are garbage
Archaon: Fine I'll do it myself
Ruinous Powers: So how many soldiers do you need?
Archaon: *NO!*
Before battle
archaon : I will end you
Enemy :sure
After battle
Archaon : see i didn't need a army
Chaos gods : surprise Pikachu facw
Chaos gods: Archaon, you don't have an army!
Archaon: I AM THE ARMY!
He's the everchosen for a reason. I wonder how Be'lakor would've fared though.
@@nekiritan6779 Archaon: *Punches Be'lakor in the Slaaneshi Bits so hard it explodes*
Chaos Gods: How many soldiers do you need?
Archaon: By Sigmar, Nooo!
Chaos Gods: Wat?
Archaon: What?
Now I want to play a Chaos campaign.
Why are you making me want to torture myself?
Maybey another crusade?
Marco Yolo there is a mod for that
Well chaos is pain
Cause ur a heretic
Yep
Ra'Tok: "Please stop! Don't let chaos corrupt you!"
Yrridian: "...ye--"
Tyrion: "BAZINGA!"
Yrridian: " --EEEEEET!"
Tyrion is Cegorach?
@HolyMolyOllyPolly That reference is worth at least 5...
*H̸͇͍̣͇̩͔̘̳͍̋́͊̄̔̈́̔̍Ā̴̠̹͈͚̬͋̑s*
@HolyMolyOllyPolly i Will give you one HA
He has returned...
The lord of spicy total war memes
Archaon needs a model change, now that he's apparently dual-wielding the Sword of Khaine and the Slayer of Kings
He just duct-taped the sword of Khaine onto the end of Slayer of Kings
@@elvastan someone.... someone do this
Twice the sword, double the power
@@elvastan Dual of the fates starts playing
nah, he strapped them together next to eachother, and holds both handles at once
Imagine his mum entering at his room while he is smeared in jelly, speaking with Tyrions photo and praising to the Chaos Gods
Sounds like a regular Friday night, honestly.
Sounds like my every evening at home
or he lives in his own house
What if his mom is skaven... mom: Traitor-thing!
"Are you winning, son?" *chaos whispering gibberish* "Ok, have fun!"
Yrridan: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! ”
Yrridan’s sleep paralysis demon:
“PLEASE GO TO SLEEP! I BEG YOU”
Should be please wake up as the demon won't be having a good time with a Khornate slaughterer of everything, even if he can't move.
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLEX
@@benoitcoeurdelion8001 To be honest, it sounds pretty delicious.
He’s back, the legend
But at what cost?
Who
@@sarahjenkins33 just lit'em up huh
“Oh wise skink priest what is your wisdom?”
“We f***ed up the great plan”
Tzeentch: I have no idea what you are talking about, the Great Plan is going just fine
@@amandag.6186 Or does it ?
"Sir, how many of your champions will you bring with you to the field?"
"I only need him."
*Pats horse*
"You need a army of chaos!"
Archeon the blood drenched, the destroyer of Ulthwan, the slayer of dawi, the slayer of men, the slayer of vampires, the slayer of orcs, the slayer of tomb kings, the slayer of slayers, the slayer of lizardmen, the gorechosen, the leader, the one man army, the legend: "No."
That's a lot of titles. Inspired by Settra?
@@user-hh7ef6tm6d It's because he stole most of them from Settra after bodying him.
Slayer of everything which can be killed
@@comteraffayn8351 And some that don't.
All these titles, and you didn’t say everchosen.
Grammar nazi. charge
I just bought a house today but this is the most exciting thing I see today
house
A literal army: Just advancing through the battlefield.
The Everchosen, charging alone: *MEAT FOR THE MEAT GRINDER*
Me: "Wow, Archaon is such a badass character. It's a shame that Chaos in 40k doesn't have a great human avatar."
*faces camera*
Archaon the Everchosen will always make Failbaddon the (H) Armless look feeble in comparison, no matter how much they retcon the latter.
@@Handles-Suck-CZcams At this point they should just make a new guy to replace Abaddon because yeah, no amount of retcons and shit writing is going to make him look better.
No arms
Archaeon is closer to horus than failbaddon
@@DoctorDJJones I'd say that's backwards, Horus is closer to Archaon seeing as, you know, Archaon actually won and Horus well...
The real struggle of playing Chaos is getting pass the boredom playing as a horde army.
This campaign definitely was an uphill struggle. It took almost twice as many turns to finish as the High Elves (and with a LOT more 30+ minute battles fought).
@@Yrridian but you do it to achieve the power of the gods, Archeon is the most snowballing character in the game, as you clearly showed.
Yeah, and then the struggle ontop of that of trying to keep enemies down, instead of just CONSTANTLY taking all teh settlements you've razed...
@@MatteV2 you need allies that take those settlements after you destroyed them...
I really like horde armies because you can go anywhere. You are not confined to one place like most factions and not haver to worry about neutral factions declaring war on you and jumping several unprotected settlements at once.
I hope the Chaos and Beastmen rework will make them fun again.
Me: Expecting Kolech Sun eater cheese
Yrridian: Fire Magic’s a pot of fondue large enough to cook 4000 elves
I too was expecting a suneater with dragon ogres with shaggoths
@@flamingrubys11 too obvious though
Tyrion: kill more elves.
Proceeds to kill more dwarfs
"I see no god here, other than me!" - Archaon, probably
>New Yrridian video
*Moistens*
>How to Play Chaos
*MOIST FOR THE MOIST GOD*
ok slanesh
... they will cry out "save us!"
And I will whisper...
*"Asinine Mortals..."*
B E Y O N D Y O U R C O M P R E H E N S I O N
@@dumbproductions2958 🙌
MORTAL FOOL!
Are you a god?
@@MagicHjalti no, I was quoting one of Archaons voicelines if you clicked on him.
The Opposition: We have an army.
Archaeon The Everchosen: I have a me.
Tyrion: Kill zem all!
Yrridian: oh, good idea.
The legend of memes is back
And that skink is back too!
What a coincidence, I watched a bunch of your videos over the last week. The one with Kholek trying to get the Sword of Khaine was VERY relatable to this campaign!
@@Yrridian wow I never thought you watch my vids. Thanks :)
@@Tarriff Holy shit dude, it's you, I love your content!
@ Tarriff don’t forget the joke that is the beastmen my boy
two Titans collide
I must be drunk as hell, I thought I watched a campaign of chaos actually winning and not crying in the corner as the empire, dwarfs, and elves shake them down for money before shooting their nuts off with a cannon
Their*
@@austinadams6257 a little late on the spelling error buddy, but hey it's the thought that counts
@@arlissmith876 I got your back, Champ
And I thought a single unit getting 1000 kills was impressive.
When you have 80% ward save and two vortex spells one of which is free then it's not so hard.
Best I ever had was 1.5k
This man broke 4k
The trick is to fight enemies who crap out huge stacks of absolute trash units (Tomb Kings, Vamp Counts, Skaven), Some lords and heroes can get absolutely absurd kill counts when going up against armies like that for much the same reasons Archaon did in this video.
My max level chaos chosen (great Weapons) that were at half strength after three stacks charged into the wastes to fight my Sigvald army at the beginning of my campaign...1400 kills
This video: Archaeon drops a 4k... literally
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tyrion the Wise? I thought not; it's not a story the High Elves will tell you. Darth Tyrion was a Dark Lord of Chaos so powerful and so wise that he could use the Sword of Khaine to create... death. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice Archaon all he knew- after which he was imprisoned in a portrait in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from still life... but not himself.
Ironic indeed.
Doctor: Dont worry, Ultra Instinct Archaon can't hurt you in your cities with full armies and garrisons Tyrion he isnt real
Ultra instinct Archaon:
Proceed to solo and single handedly hand Ulthuan ass to Ulthuan
Archeon wasn't stuck with 9,103 elves in battle, no no no...
9,103 elves were stuck with Archeon
I don't think that constitutes a battle.. Holy hell. That was just a slaughter-- I am not even sure there was a struggle.
Yrridian after he loots the Sword of Khaine: Ah, hello old friend.
You were at my side all along
Rest of the world: we outnumber you LITERALLY 5000 to 1you can't win
Archaon: haha magic goes FIUSHHHH
It’s been 63 years
:p
*62.5* mcsqueeze me
@@praetorian9823 ;)
I want to like it but you have 63 likes ...
I was there, Gandalf, 3000 years ago, when Yrridan posted his previous video...
Me: We are Sigmar's chosen!
Yrrisian: upload a Chaos video*
Me: Blood for the Blood God!
Archaon: is the strongest living being the World has ever seen and ever will See, and now he has the sword of khaine
Auto-resolve: THIS ARMY EMPTY
*Y E E T*
Auto-resolve is a fucking joke.
Actually Archaon is pretty good in auto-resolve, takes cities with garnisons by himself from lvl ~10 without any units
Actually Tyrion with sword of Kaine beats archaeon with sword of kaine
@@gabrielmelnik6796 in 1v1 i think yes , but as a lord archaon is far more powerfull with his spell , but if you want malus is even better
Chaos gods: How many warriors will you need to bring about the end of times?
Archaon: Only 1
When you take Rorschach's quote to the next level while besieging Lothern:
"None of you pointy ears seems to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
*Checks what to do list, it says "Chaos"*
Me: Time for the End Times.
The music, the editing, everything - perfect. Please keep these videos coming.
Always gold! Always a pleasure to see any vid of yours!
Imagine being Chaos, and having fun.
THIS DOES NOT HAVS MY CONSENT!
Aight, I need to sleep but I also need to watch this so I'll use my brilliant knowledge to come up with an ingenius plan to both balance my sleep time with a digital metaphysical plane of existence and I've already wasted 30 minutes rewatching this
Loki: I have an Army
Khorne: We have an Archaon
I keep coming back to this because it's simply a beautiful piece of art that you have created
Like I said keep coming back just beautiful 😍
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.
Was it Ludwig Von playing?
Is this from avengers endgame?
@@apoc3037 Lyrics to Darude - Sandstorm actually.
The legend is back.
And now for the question that all attila’s players have:
FOR WHEN PART 4???
It's coming. Can't promise a release date (I've got a pretty awful track record when it comes to estimating them), but it's coming.
Yrridian and so my watch begins ...
... again.
Yrridian better put a more epic music than Push It to the Limit 👀
“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
I love the fact that he spent his entire campaign on making Archaon as strong as lord of the end times should be.
great video... and i know between every cut there was blood tears and a loooooooot of time spent to get this little screenshot
Ay boss, think you got a black bean overdose.
This is so well done. great video loved every second of it.
I love these that you make! More of this please when you can! Grade A, S tier work
I waited for the video for so long. And this video, with all of its confusion, all of its greatness and epic moments, is worth all the wait. And I will wait for another video no matter what. Your content is great and I am happy to find you and see your amazing videos
Love your stuff, makes me enjoy my own game even more!
Please make more. We all love these videos, great productions.
They're going to have to remake this when Immortal Empires comes out next week.
The Return of The King
I now need an image of Archaon dressed in droog attire and kicking old homeless elves into a latrine, all whilst drinking a glass of milk.
Thank you for making 2020 a year worth while, welcome back. X'D
This didn’t come into my feed, so glad I was rewatching the old eastern Rome videos !!
360p gang, where are u?
Archaeon: "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with ME!"
This video and everything in it is pure art
Yesss!!! I've been waiting for you to upload the whole time!!
"We are here to kill Chaos" Jack
"The high elves will have to find a new title for their beloved queen, as she certainly isn't around for-'ever' "
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!*
you're the best at this, you never fail to deliver
Fantastic work of art!!
HE UPLOADED, HE UPLOADED EVERYONE!!!
hi
0:45 _"What is he facing? He's attacked! Surely he must have a large army! Let's see this ba-"_
*Morghur defeated*
Right, I forgot, it's Chaos
I was unreasonably happy when I saw Yrridian. Not to sound creepy but I go and rewatch your How to plays and they are genuinely some of the best vids I've seen. May whatever force above us smile in your favor!
Wanted to see this, can say that I got more than I requested. Well done!!!
when the world need him the most, he's back!
That's a trick statement, world always needs him/her, so it's always the right time.
I Just thought of you today and you come back!
Albeit with Chaos. Shit.
Cleanse thyself!
Empire of Sigmar next?
I recommend Beethoven's moonlight sonata lel.
Empire's not coming soon (got at least a couple more videos to finish first) but I've already got a song and a bunch of ideas for when it happens.
@@Yrridian until then you will probably forget your password i guess. Well worth the wait.
@@Yrridian I see! well I've never not enjoyed your videos and They've all made me laugh uncontrollably. Take your time!
@@Yrridian Bet it's gonna involve kalinka and a lot of hellfire :DD
Man i love your content it really makes me smile.
Masterfull work on the cutting with the music!
As a Chaos fan, I find myself coming back here, to enjoy the campaign I've always wanted but never got.
This dude eatin BEANS
I hope it's ALIEN BEANS!
MAKE THEM SUPPER!
I've never been more excited to play this game than I am now. You absolute beast.
What a wonderful video, i love your creations
Chaos is back, and this time, it's more than pissed, it's fueled by Yrridan.
I lost it on Tyrion's "Kill them all"
Yrridian never disappoints. Truly a work of art.
Man i swear, yesterday i was rewatching every one of ur vids xD Gj mate
Now this, this is quality content
I didn’t know a unit could rack up that many kills.
The Legend is Back , I Love your videos 😍
hahahahah The theiving magpie. Perfect piece of music yet again. Nice work. Cheers for the laughs.
I just like how the music gets more and more cursed at the end.
The man, The legend YRRIDIAN!!!!! He’s back
always love such quality content
I didn't know I needed this until I watched it thank you kind sir.