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The alternate ending of the End Times.
"Ordertide"
Basically everybody's headcanon
@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 With the announced comeback of fantasy now GWs in on the ordertide
@@averagecoloniser4586 wait WHAT
@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 You know, that thing were everything cool is burnt to the ground and replaced with original character donutsteel's
The end of time or somethin?
Yeah that's passed
@@TheAzCorner not the end times the comeback of fantasy
You haven’t played WTW until you ally yourself with the dwarfs and fourteen full stacks just move their way across your territory to quite literally murder a single stack of beast men.
When sigmar helped you move the furniture 2000 years ago so you gotta save the manlings again.
@@rubman8937 Its like when your old best friend aks you to babysit his annoying kids.
the trick is to position 2 armys Before declaring war on them
@@rubman8937 why is this so accurate?
I ended up on the receiving end of this in my last High Elf game. Due to going full Sword of Khaine, just about everyone on the map ended up declaring war on me, Dwarfs included. The Dwarfs ended up marching their armies through the entirety of the Empire and Bretonnia, and taking over Albion, using it as a forward staging base. They then used it to repeatedly attack all my holdings in Naggaroth (I'd already conquered the Dark Elves by that point) by sending stack after stack after stack after stack up north, while also digging in to make the place nigh impossible to take over. I spent well over 100 turns where I ended up having to station a good 3-4 armies just dedicated to defending Naggaroth and the surrounding provinces from the stunty bastards, while an additional 4 armies were stationed to keep the eastern side of Ulthuan safe from Empire and Bretonnia attacks, while Tyrion and the rest of my main armies finished conquering Lustria and the Southlands. Once that was done I FINALLY managed to get enough armies out to take over Albion away from the Dwarfs, but by god, they made me fight for it. To date it's the only time I've managed to conquer the entire world in a Mortal Empires campaign, and it was easily the most memorable Total War campaign I've ever played.
The Kislev parts were dead-on.
Welcome to the apocalypse
Kislev.
I hope you like Leather
Lol Border Prices repoing Angrunds poor ass. That one cracked me up.
@@eclipsingshadows5421 all aboard the hype train
Spongebob has a scene for every situation in most media. And here it's on spot.
Spongebob is problaby responsible for a third of the memes in the world, and office space for another third, and the the rest from various other sources.
@@SuperAerie Tom and Jerry occupy the other third of the memes
@@captaintrainer9490 i dont see anything of that show
@@Ahrone1586 I think he is talking about the nazi and ussr one
Sweet victory wins the wholesome award. Kislev knew it was doomed when Chaos came, but then their friends got their shit together and saved not just the world, but the frozen tsardom itself.
I need this.
The Ordertide burnt the world to ash
I was this is the virgin of the end time we wanted
Hahahhahah *got their shit together*
...aaaand then declared war on it because there where now only four factions left, and they smelt blood.
Everyone is talking about the sweet victory part, but for me the "you planted grass?" part was spot on and hilarious
And scary accurate for when I was playing empire this one time by the time I had confederate everyone all the Skaven had alliance with them selves when chaos wave kicked off scrya declared war on me at the same time I was completely surrounded moulded from the north skcya eser and morse form the south (they managed to take over dawfs and orks) some how trench and scrock had taken lustra and large parts of Aluthwon basically skaven only end times they were everywhere
Just remember, the Skaven don't exist.
@@SleepyMatt-zzz The skaven denial trait is hilarious. I was playing gorrok and was sieging the last pestilen city. I didnt need to push it and was taking my time building my province before id start another war so i just waited on siege and still got skaven denial AS i was sieging them. Ooops what am i sieging again?
@@managarn8038 Clearly you were just ridding the world of some hideous small strain of beastmen. Nothing to worry about, they are after all just unintelligent brutes.
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Currently facing down Clan Echen (Eichen?) who owns 90+ settlements lol Pray to Sigmar for me
Clan Skryre: "I'll take you apart piece by piece. Molecule by molecule. Atom by atom...uh oh. *mushroom cloud*
Yes-yes
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 They spray fear musk now yes-yes
Missed a golden opportunity with the Grimgor during a Waaagh. Chocolate? CHOCOLATE??!?!? As he gets crazier and continues chasing Spongebob/Patrick the Waaagh gets bigger.
Shame
he also fits Plankton bum rushing the KK with his kin.
I heard grimgor voice saying chocolate
I'm playing as High Elves RN and all I can see is Grimgor running amok in the eMpire lands.
That fits Grom more then Grimgor
This video has Karl-Franz's consent
He did not stand idle!!!
This action has my consent
This video summoned the elector counts
The sweet victory one got me good. Well done
When chaos finally takes Kislev and then you show up with your 4 Bretonnia doom stacks of Grail Knights and Grail Guardians supported by blessed trebuchet, pilgrims and Life damsels.
Knowing the Empire doom stacks are right behind you with the dwarves, elves, and that one random lizardmen faction who showed up for some reason.
@@sangralknight3031 i remember fighting for my life at marienburg and then teclis just burned down norsca.
I don't know from most my campaigns SpongeBob would've been confederated high elves saving the empire from chaos 🤣
@@sangralknight3031 "chok-chok"
Squidward as Kislev waiting to get the chaos invasion over, and then the order tide trumpets! Wow dude, it's a good thing it was at the end because I would have missed the rest laughing in amazement.
Maybe the Ordertide was the friends we made along the way?
Great work!
My Little Pony
Friendship Is Magic
*the Confederations we made!
When the Ordertide declares war upon the Dwarfs:
Thorgrim: "Never thought, I'd die fighting side by side with a Thaggoraki."
Queek: "How about die-perish side by side with a friend-pal, yes-yes?"
Thorgrim: "Aye... I could do that."
Tell that to Manfred
The reason how they won the Ordertide: They got rid of Mannfred
Both the game and lore itself established one truth: Always blow up Mannfred, he will ruin it for everyone.
@@emetanti even Archaon and Nagash agrees
@@emetanti Truer words have rarely been spoken. Mannfred, that backstabbing PoS...
As soon as I got Hellstorms, I broke NAP with him, waited 10 turns and declared after.
The End Times is terribly written garbage. i don't care what GW says,it isn't canon
the ending was perfect. we all expecting a mess of conflicting diplomacy and incompetence and instead we get a unified front against chaos where elves, men, dwarves and lizards fight back to back
As Gor-rok about single handedly holds Itza. Again.
It's just so awesome
Basically how we thought (and hoped) the End Times arc was going to end...
Actually the end times was quite annoying with the high elves betraying the empire cause teclis wanted his Ole brother resurrection so he stole the flame of ulric in middenheim where they are doing the last stand.
Meanwhile thorgrim was wrapped up in bureaucracy to actually send reinforcements while being besieged by skaven stacked armies.
Malekith being a douchebag allowed ghrond to fall to chaos Tide cause morathi's giant cunt killed malekith estranged wife who I think is one of the twilight sisters.
AS for the lizardmen they got fucked cause the skaven learned and contaminated they're spawning pools so they can't auto spawn new saurus warriors plus due to a scheme involving a ton of warpstone and decided "why don't we pull the moon so it'll crash on top of lustria" and thanks to that a lot of Slann died putting the moon so that the great plan is restored and in the end they got overrun by chaos in the north and skaven to the south.
The Phoenix king and queen of avelorn was blackmailed by Vlad von carstein when the vampire fuck kidnap they're children.
The only thing good thing that happened was mork and gork decided to teleport wurzagg,skarsnik and Grimgor to flame the mayhem in middenheim Grimgor fought archaeon to a standstill but since archaeon was a cheating bastard as well as having a phobia on almost getting beheaded by Grimgor during his first chaos invasion decided to call for a a helping hand from his demon masters so by law of plot armor he won the duel against our favorite black orc.
Settra being the skeleton crap that he was decided brettonia was a very good pitstop so he decided to raid it's shore until he met wulfric in which he lost and his crown got stolen by the barbarian, enraged he stormed the north looking for his crown until he met the army of dragon shaggoths as well as suneater the last record was him running leeroy Jenkins at the gigantic dragon shaggoth.
That was the Fan Order tide. Only thing missing was Grimgore giving Archaon a running kick to the balls
"I chopped down your tree"
Omg I nearly fucking died
this was back when you lost all your progress when the oak of ages was razed as well.
"WHAT ARMY? LOOK AROUND YOU BRETONIA!" As a Skaven player who introduced a friend to Warhammer only for him to back stab me and play the knights, i felt that on a different level
@LEGOAA A actually, “Knights” are known as Bretionia because all their best troops and most of their roster consists of men riding stuff or knights
@LEGOAA A ohhh, I’m sorry I’m idiot I didn’t know you were talking about the video, I thought you were calling “knights” from CyanMouse’s comment Empire. My fault
As someone with over 2000 hours with wh1 and 2 combined this is so relatble (the vid)
You think that is bad. Imagine being a Lizardman main and having your friend go Skaven. The betrayal was real, and right on par for Skaven.
The ordertide bit had me dieing. I played Kislev and I literly couldn't hold back the chaos and norsca wave and then I see 15 stacks of empire and Dwarves march up as I'm holding Kislev and praag as my last stands lol. Was epic. Shame I lost all my damn territory to allies cause we can't trade provinces for some reason.
Wait, you modded in access to kislev but not the province trading?
Laughs in Byzantine
BewegteBilderrahmen did they fix the providence trading mod? It was breaking most faction mechanics for like a year.
@@1010nm1 don't know actually, haven't played in a while
@@1010nm1 been working fine for me for a long time, without breaking mechanics
This is too accurate...
It makes me confused...
Yet oddly happy.
"Yes-yes, Green-thing not good-worthy enough to be Dirty Dan! Queek will kill-kill Grimgor and become real-only Dirty Dan! For Clan Mors yes-yes!!"
"I'z just gotta say, da little red ratty 'as made sum poor life choices. Finks 'e can be da Dirty Dan, Ha! 'E's gonna git stomped by da biggest 'n bestest 'n meanest 'n greenest boss out dere. Let's go get 'em, boyz!"
Darthplagueis13 “Green things fool-stupid! Stormvermin of Clan Mors! Kill-Kill big meaty green thing! Will take head, will become one true Dirty Dan Yes-Yes!”
(This is way too much fun)
Yeah before the dwarves will kick you out yeah the city of yourself become Dirty Dan now
@@jasonsantos3037 Dwarfs you say? Only those blessed by Sigmar himself can ascend to become Dirty Dan. The empire of man shall take over everything and take its proper place atop the world. These brutes and savages stand no chance in the face of our gunpowder and steel.
It only from the back of a Dragons that Dirty Dan truly gained his full power. That is why we Asur shall be the inheritors of his legacy.
Yeah it was Warhammer fantasy was ended up like that sweet victory to order
DEATH TO POINTY EARS YES YES
We will capture it for Ordeeerr.
The Dark Elves one where they urge Hag Graef to do something while Caledor just lets Imrik do his thing had me DYING. Well done. Spot on with every faction I'd say
The lead up to the Ordertide:
Reikland: What kind of monsters are we? That poor faction came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Kislev has always been there for use when it was convenient for him. Hexoatl, when daemons were overrunning the the temple cities, who held them off?
Hexaolt: Lord Kroak?
Reikland: And Karaz-a-Karak, when the greenskins invaded the dwarf realms, who drove them at help defeat them at Black Fire Pass?
Karaz-a-Karak: Emperor Sigmar.
Reikland: Right, so if we could all pretend if Kislev was Lord Kroak or Emperor Sigmar, then I'm sure we could pull together and discover what it means, to be in a Shield of Civilization.
Eataine: Yeah for the Emperor!
Ordertide so wholesome for reasons I can't explain, both ingame and represented here
Everyone loves a good story about reluctant allies uniting against the big bad. See: LOTR
Well, LOTR inspired many things.
Because it is the ending we all wanted Fantasy to have
Nothing ever made me start an Empire campaign faster than the ordertide sweet victory song!
this action has my consent
GO FORTH WITH SIGMAR'S BLESSING!
Fuck! downloading it again!
I AM PRINCE AND EMPEROR
Summon the respector counts
03:26 Everyone gangsta until Settra the Imperishable joins the battle.
i think you mean Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds
David White Yeah just what I wanten to say
@@davewhite115 what a chad
@@davewhite115 As we say in Germany: *Uff Bruder! Respekt*
"Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a skeleton's paradise!"
That Kislev part makes so much more sense now with recent trailers.
Kislev went from absolute victim that was always killed in Warhammer 1, to can somewhat defend itself in 2, and can kick ass in 3
When you get screwed by the game so hard that a video portraying all the Warhammer II factions including the non-playables ones doesn't feature you: *Sad Crooked Moon noises*
We will always have Karak Eight Peaks.
I never knew that "Skaven Denial" was an actual trait you could trigger! 😂
yeah its BS, but it usually goes away after you have another battle with Skaven and you get a better trait in its place
@@gamingrambles how do you get it? In the first place
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Character must spend a long time inside province with high skaven corruption and never fight skaven. Trait goes away if that character fights skaven.
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 You just have to be in a region with really high corruption for awhile, similar to the chaos corruption traits
@@gamingrambles ah ok
Dwarves “WHICH ON OF YOU VALORS IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN!”
ORKS “ I AM”
“GETS BLOWN UP BY ORGAN GUN”
plankton sounds like the announcer from kotor on taris
The mysterious stranger strikes again
Ordertide hit me on personal level.
Everyone to beastmen : "sir, it's against the law to EXIST"
1:15 I just realised just how many factions are in lustria and I'm shocked. 😂😂😂
Theres a reason Lustria especially in the Vortex campaign is considered a Battle Royal.
Lustria thunderdome
Loved this. Really thought the "secret ingredient is love!" Mace guy was gonna be chaos
Specifically, Sigvald the magnificent.
I need a mod that plays sweet victory everytime the Reiksland confederate
I found this while drinking and taking my regular strategy game smoke break. I not only nearly lost my sanity in humerous hysteria at the Sweet Victory section, but inhaled my cigar smoke and nearly died. 10/10 would watch again
glad you enjoyed it
The part where all the skaven armies switched to ambush stance made me lose it
5:53 When you summoned the Chaos Armies as Norsca, but the Empire wipes them out after 10 rounds.
They may have summoned the Chaos armies, but Karl summoned the Elector Counts. GG, get rekt Chaos.
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS.
A genius who came out too late in the CZcams Era
Playing kislev is literally, "mission objective: survuve"
With WH3 it changed to "Chaos, you fucks, get off my lawn, or I am gonna end your whole career"
@@voxdraconia4035 a lot has changed in that 1 year. Kislev Is better for it...but we lost our beloved kislev man
I can almost see the armies comming to save Kislev .
The Sartossa, Dreadfleet and Luther Harkon one was literally perfect cause Noctilus talks that SHIT about Luther XD
Easily one of the best TW:W2 videos out there.
Truly and honor
I love how the empire is just humans without any powers and they are the strongest faction in the game.
Well...if you don't count having advanced gunpowder technology, support of technologically advanced dwarves, powerful wizards and probably, basically the most tactically flexible and diverse faction in the Warhammer Fantasy world...then yeah they have nothing special about them. (maybe sarcasm..)
@@navilluscire2567 THEY HAVE SIGMAR'S AID!
The Empire isn't crippled by overspecialization. Diversity in units is actively encouraged and they have a frequent grasp on their economy. They're out-done in everyway by other races but are decent at everything. A Jack-Of-All-Trades.
Ape strong together
I wouldn’t say gun powder is really advanced. I mean look at the skaven. They have nukes, Gatling guns and are vastly op. The only issue is that they fight themselves a lot. They are by far the most powerful faction in the game and lore. I mean look at the end times. They can be number one if only their god actually united them.
This is heartwarming , and I don't even play or like the factions of the overtide , that is something my friend.
GW when they attempt to do another bad End Times scenario: "I love the young people."
Warhammer fantasy fans who are fed up with bad writing: "How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?"
Ah, numerous Mortal Empire campaign runs is fun, but it's interesting to see the "good guy" factions change through the course of time. They'll be fighting each other but eventually threats from various directions push them into becoming an alliance, and once Ordertide gets itself together, ow!
However, by the time Ordertide forms, Kislev was almost always wiped out before that happens. Greenskins from the mountains and Chaos on top of that was always too much for them.
I had a campaign long ago playing Vampire Counts where I eventually allied with Empire because the non-stop Greenskin push in the mountains and Chaos from the north was a lot to handle. It was odd being in Ordertide as a VC but it was a necessity.
The scene where Lord Mazdamundi throws everybody out of Lustria, besides the other random lizardman faction, was hilarious xD
I think Mr Krabs should've been Dwarfs at the end as he's very greedy and likes to hoard treasure.
Bird Up that is more like goblin dwarf is quite kind in terms of giving aids
Who ever made this knows the game so well, I would never have been able to articulate the game in such a genius way.
as someone who specifically plays Empire of Man, i kept laughing at the ones involving the Empire Factions, especially the one with the Skaven Factions since it is like a daily routine to get rid of Skaven Undercities but can be lead to destruction if it is left unnoticed
Clan Mors and Grimgor really got me lmao xD
*skaven denial pops*
"You planted grass?"
Pretty good lol
The Skaven and KISLEV ones have me crying 😂😂🤣
"Empire die now now.. yess yess"
holy shit, the sweet victory one is so on point
absolutely incredible, i love this
I appreciate how like 90% of it is OG Spongebob.
Good god everytime Kislev was mentioned I would just shake my head and go "Yup, thats exactly right". Spot on video.
The last one had me crying xD
Always was my favourite episode
Probably one of the most accurate and well made Spongebob edits.
"All you survey are loyal so me - so I advice caution with your next words."
5:45 SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
I pity anyone who doesn't play WH2, or hasn't memorized the flags yet, for they are unable to appreciate this glorious work of art
I haven't memorized the flags and I still enjoyed the vid even if I don't get all of it.
This is gonna need a heavy update after Warhammer 3 is released
That Knights of caledor one (my fav campaign to play) had me actually LoLing. Thanks for that.
The little corner on the mortal empires map with malice imrik and snitch, is my own personal version of hell.
The Ordertide with Sweet Victory has me picturing Spongebob using Ghal Maraz to bash Squilliam's face in.
I shouldn’t get goosebumps while listening to sweet victory
What is this magic!
WRONG!!!!
how is this actually so good and relevant amazing
This is so dead-on accurate, the plankton Skaven just killed me
should use SpongeGar for Wurrzag and the savage orcs
Skaven plankton made me laugh the most.
Archeon: I bring the end-times and ruin upon all...
The Ordertide: I'm gonna end this man's whole career!
Its funny how the order tide pretty much disintegrates itself after defeating chaos. I was playing empire with dwarfs and high elves pretty much controlling the entire world. High elves ruled ulthuan and the new world while dwarfs ruled pretty much the entire south and east of my lands which consisted of the provinces, brettonia, athel loren, and the southern realms. Eventually high elves and dwarfs started to hate eachother because reasons which quickly escalated into war, and i did my best to remain neutral. Of course, since both facs hated me for not siding with either of them, the winner would eventually hate me and start a war with me. Im now fighting the dwarfs (who had recently conquered the high elves) in what seems like an endless conflict. I almost miss the end times
*the Storm of Chaos
Omg this made me laugh so hard. I love how relatable this is to some of my game saves xD
that sweet victory moment got me good
Bro, bubble bass has me dead.
The Ordertide part really got me 😂😂😂
What a beautiful video
That ending.
I haven't laughed in ages over a video. You're a legend.
When i play settra on legendary, i normally send a "onvoy" to the empire to try and seek my way into the order tide.
This is literally perfection
Very nicely done, my man!
this is so accurate, it brings a tear to my eye. chaos having a heart attack from the ordertide, pure art.
I never knew how much I needed this.
The clan moors and grimgore one is so spot on, as soon as i play any faction that’s far away from them 200 turn later and it’s just a struggle between those two
I come back to this video every so often after I've played a new faction. Slowly understanding the memes more and more
I’ve always found it hilarious how the Dwarfs are among the more expensive of factions, but then it’s fixed because their economy can also become extremely powerful so by turn 50 they already have 12 armies.
Awesome meme compilation.
Instant subscribe
Bruh why are your videos so dam good
I really loved the Hexoatl reference there, was my first big campaign and exactly what I had done 🤣
This video had my hysterically laughing for 7 minutes. I crave more
“Yes Yes, I agree with this scene but it needs more Doomsday Rockets.” 4:06
-Ikit Claw
The more I play, the more I realize how spot on this hilarious video is.
My expectations were very low but I was pleasantly surprised.
oh man that was pretty good. honestly the first one was my favorite. love how as SB gets closer the confed' deal pops up
This..this is gold-gold! The lady approves!
God I rewatch this and every time I see the part where their singing and stuff(Can’t remember the episode)It reminds me the time random faction of dwarfs came down to my territory when I was the empire and proceeded to stomp 2 armies of chaos and 2 armies of beast men saving the whole campaign for me.Ah good times
This video is so accurate because I have played Warhammer 2 total war in this video is spot on lol 😂
The sweet victory song was the best meme.
The Band Geeks one is the best I chuckled hard. Awesome job.
the ending of this has a whole new, and heartwarming, angle to it after WH3 drop
I knew what faction will appear in the moment I saw Marienburg trembling