Long ago the Elven race was split in two. One race became a genocidal, murder happy race obsessed with world domination. The other one was the Dark Elves.
The part where it shows Malekith looking intimidating on Seraphon...and then zooms to the High Elf side of the field to show like 6 dragons absolutely killed me!
Most dragon breaths (Including Seraphon and and Bracchus and the Sisters's antler dragon) are coded the same as Sun Dragon breath. Basically a chunky flammenwerfer. Moon dragons? More dense, like a rocket exhaust, still mostly the same damage type, just 'moar' over a smaller area. _Star_ dragons? *Plasma jet.* Totally armor-piercing, tiny area. This will cook some dinosaurs.
There are two ways to play Tyrion. As the great uniter of Ulthuan, the true king of the Elves who shuns the influences of the Chaos Gods to bring about a new age of peace and enlightenment. Or the correct way.
Siliuse the ai was super good at the correct way before major factions got their auto resolve bonus removed. Can‘t remember a single campaign where they didn‘t rise to strength rank 1 in like 20 turns...
The only way to play TWW as a "uniter" is to be AI and get insane buffs to your ability to confederate. Otherwise you pretty much have to hand over your firstborn just to get a faction to admit "Oh, yeah, I guess you kind of are our supreme liege already."
There are only two things i'm sure of. 1: I am sure that I am a peaceful, loving and friendly person. 2: I cannot say that for other people. Therefore by combining 1 with 2, if I wipe out everyone else, i would have made the world a more peaceful, loving and friendly place. Logic of the elves.
Teclis: My brother is a grand ruler. The epitome of High Elf royalty and will unite all of our people. **Tyrion sits atop a mountain of corpses** “I WANT WAR!!”
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 no Teclis's path was to bring about the end of the dark elves leader malekith and unite outer up holders of order. Humans, and other High elven civilizations ouside of Ulthuan. They would befriend the lizardmen, but the lizardmen well... how to put it? The lizardmen think too highly of themselves and the other races are to young to understand and don't trust them. Teclis is wise, straight forward, but kind of a dick. So he says if your not with us you're against us. But the lizardmen respect the asur the most out of every race.
@@OST1350 Against all the evil the Warp can conjure, all the wickedness that livings can produce, we will send unto them... only Tyrion. Rip and tear. Until it is done.
To be fair, Chaos Gods in fantasy fear Khaine, because of how savage and unpredictable he is. And because Aenarion with the Widowmaker skullfucked 4 Avatars of the Chaos Gods at the same time. And because on the tabletop Tyrion with the Widowmaker on average wipes the floor with Archaon in a single round of combat.
@@spiffygonzales5899 I would say the end times happened, but not the end times that you are thinking. The end times that happened in this video from Tyrion killing everyone.
TerribleHamster The aos story and setting may be very lacking right now, but I’ve heard the game itself is the best it’s ever been, especially after fantasy was basically forgotten about by gw for years.
The funniest thing to me is the fact that in the lore tyrion became an avatar of khaine aka the god of slaughter so congrats on doing a lore friendly campaign
@@Oakheart333 they didnt need to entirily kill a whole setting just to add AOS on it, just make a new timeline, or add that realm on top of the existing one, duno something.
"So let me get this straight... the guy picked up a sword that makes people go crazy. And then he went crazy. So- people were surprised?" - Cirilla Stark Mcwarrior IX, Interdimensional Historian "I'm surprised he held out as long as he did." - Malekith
@@mccreemainwithoutaim2913 Habe den Kanal wegen Attila gefunden. Eines meiner Lieblingsspiele führte mich zu einem meiner Lieblingskanäle! =) Ist einfach geiles Editing, muss man mögen.
That one got me too. After a few rounds of denying my trade, he decided joining the vampire pirates was a good idea. He regretted it for three turns.. Oh, and somehow, i did not 🤪
"Okay, look champ, you're doing just great in battle, alright? But maybe we should stop doing that? Pretty please?" - Malekith, Lord of Dark Elves, using common sense for the time in a millenia
they can't destroy walls and towers like the bolt throwers. BUT Sisters of Avelorn PLUS bolt throwers with a few dragons and lothern sea guard and you will never lose.
@@UCeagle79 "they cant destroy walls and towers" all you need is one bolt thrower to destroy one tower. Sisters kill anything inside the settlement. You win without a single casualty
I once tried to fight the elves with my lizardmen army and got shot to pieces before my units could even reach them. Oh and when I got to them they just ran back and shot at me again because lizards are fucking slow.. Balancing 100
@@chromsh2806 lizardmen have tons of great cav and flying units, not to mention a great long range artillery option in the solar engine Bastillodon. If you're losing against high elves its because you don't play your cards right
Tyrion's mantra in books: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is not my curse. I wield my blade in the service of my kind and my home. No thought of selfish gain, no lust to rule, no urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul." Tyrion's mantra in the hands of Yrridian: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is my curse. I wield my blade in the service of myself and I. All thoughts of selfish gain, lust to rule, urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul."
@@Aredel to be fair, Alarielle left him for Malekith without hesitation, his daughter was murdered, and suddenly Malekith was his king, so picking up Widowmaker and stabbing everyone really hard in the face including Orion is a pretty logical next step
Warhammer lore: *exists* Yrridian : "That's a nice peace and order loving race of knife ears you have there... Be a shame if someone... *M I L I T A R I Z E D I T* !"
@@Prince__Teclis It's a race of elves who LITERALLY center their species around defending a demon-spawn-rate-debuffer with the endless goal of "Keeping the peace". the High Elves are just magical Peacekeeping Switzerland ya everyone KNOWS how to fight it's just unlikely that you'll SEE them in a real one fight
@@MazaAzi Actually, they are far from peace loving. It's literally stated by Tyrion in the novels that without the Everqueen, they would end up being no different from the Dark Elves. It's a race of elves with superiority complexes that odds are would happily murder you if provoked.
@@Prince__Teclis Ok so their NOT Guardians of the Chaos nerf hole with superiority complexes they are just lazy murder modals with superiority complexes who just happen to be AROUND the Chaos nerf hole IDK but something about that doesn't seem right cheif Buuuut I'm too lazy to check the wiki so I'ma trust you on this one (Man when things are put into this context the H.E are basically murder nerds living in their mothers beautiful basements and the D.E are the hardworkers who went out and got a job at IceMurder Inc™ brutalising people for minimum wage and living in their shitty Ice biome apartment with no heating)
@@victuz I hope TE6 is set at the start of the second Great War. All signs point it to most likely taking place in Hammerfell, so it'd be nice to see the Thalmor clashing with the Redguards down South.
@@clairelili873 Jokes on you, I usually lead a long range expedition doom stack, looting and destroying all city on the way, for the sole purpose of killing her, whilst maintaining an auxiliary army back in Lothern trying to united more Elves. Usually I land near Border Prince, go east, destroying human and dwarves, kill her, go west, destory half of the Empire, burn Altdorf, burn it twice if I decided to do a round trip around Empire., then kill King of Bretonnia if he show up near northern coast. BTW Elven invasion destroyed more city than Chaos invasion, orc usually take over the old world after I loot it clean.
Beginning of video: “wow, what peaceful high elven landscapes” Tyrion declares war on everyone and starts slaughtering everything while wielding the sword of khaine: “o h f u c k”
Did they get nerfed? I rarely get over 100 kills with them, and it takes ~70% of one bolt thrower's ammo just to destroy one tower. Going from playing Empire and Dwarfs to high elves was quite the transition.
3:18 Who would win? 1014 immortal elven veteran warriors who have fought wars for thousands of years. or The same exact thing but he's only 1 dude and has a shiny stick instead of 1013 allies.
Meme aside, I'm really just here to appreciate Yrridan's keen grasp of rhythm, beats, and how it's applied to a refined appreciation of classical music.
I have lost count on how many times I have watched your videos. Usually when I subscribe to someone I watch each video once, maybe twice. You have somehow managed to create something so outstanding that whenever I don't know what to do with my life I can come back to. Thank you.
After more than 200 hours in Warhammer, I finally had my first playthrough as an Elf, and I was truly impressed how beautiful their starting area is. It does feel like this special protected magical place surrounded by chaos.
Your vids are my favourite thing on CZcams, and i watch all of them at least few times a month. Love your work, keep it coming even if you need to take your sweet time doing so. Thank you for it, it is awesome
Being a high elf myself, I clearly need to get this game so I can enlighten even more heretics and culturally-enrich more lesser civilizations. Violently.
Your videos are amazing. There's a ton of great Total War content on CZcams, and yours is truly unique and hilarious. You've definiitely got your own style, and it's awesome. Keep on doing it for as long as it makes you happy, guy.
All I understand is he's stacking the Weapon Strength stat as hard as he can which determines damage dealt on hit, allowing him to instakill anything. And since it's on a hero character I'm going to assume he has a good amount of Melee Attack to boot which decides how often he's going to hit so every time he swings something *dies*
He’s turned Tyrion into the Avatar of a living God of Murder (Khaine) and obliterated everything in his path using him as a one man tank to mop up armies. And it’s hilarious.
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 basically there's this sword in the game once you capture a place that makes you uberpowerful but had loads of negative buffs for your empire. Any sain player would drop the sword when it grows in strength.
damm I really appreciate the amount of editing time you have put in for this video its really hard im shure but honestly I really love it if you can make for other factions too lol thanks for the fun video and music both lizardmen and high elfs is awesome
Your warhammer II videos are so much quality time compressed into such short creations. I must say it's amazing. But also that this is way not enough to satisfy me thirst for such great works. Please produce some more and entertain us! Subbed for life.
Well done on completing the long campaign. The only time I finished a campaign was back in TWWH1 when it first launched with chaos for the short campaign. Every other campaign ends when I establish my unbeatable power base at around turn 150 - 200.
These are some of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time!! I've played total war games for nearly 12 years and I burst out laughing during the 2nd western rome video
Honestly, I played it, and once you get the hang of it, it isn't impossible. With some cheeky thinking, you can actually quell rebellions quite easily, and while yes, it is at the cost of your towns, once you deal with the beginning wave of rebellions, it ain't too terrible. Once you get the buildings for Comitatenses, you pretty much win skirmishes and fights, unless you are really outnumbered.
@RexXflash yup. But if you destroy military infrastructure, it's gonna be a bunch of peasants. Costs you quite a bit of money, but definitely less than if you lost the town altogether.
@@danielkrejcar9104 No campaign is impossible, though I've yet to play it. I got Atilla, but never tried it. I'm a challenge-seeker, and have currently played and am playing through several campaigns on Legendary, so far "only" in Shogun 2 and Warhammer 2. Now I must try this Barbarian Invasion.
@@danielkrejcar9104 It's not that it's impossible, its much harder than twa wre if you don't know how to deal with it though (due to how much legendary attila ai cheats that campaign is harder if you do know what you are doing). It's more that many people (myself included) have nostalgia for the game and would love to see it crush yrridians unprepared form.
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The High Elves came to teach us art and culture! There were no survivors...
Yeah, the Art of War and the culture of fighting
The same way the romans brought art and culture to Carthage.
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Those guys are still salty about that?
MrSingularity44 no idea
@@swietomir_piotrowicz I mean, if you've got to be one Warhammer race, High Elves ain't all that bad to be.
Sucks for everyone else though.
Have you heard of the High Elves?
-Elvish artilleryelf. Circa 1274
And me about to post this comment
The more powerful you get in this game, the more your reliability goes down 🤔
Do you get to the cloud district often?
@@jasonsweeney890 C'mon now! There's no need to get V I O L E N T!
Daddy please do CHAOS.
Long ago the Elven race was split in two. One race became a genocidal, murder happy race obsessed with world domination. The other one was the Dark Elves.
Everyone forgets about the hippy elves sniffing trees.
@@angelopueyygarcia43 If a Wood elf falls in the forest and no one is around to stab it, does it make a sound?
@@markkond8565 no one is around to stab it?
That offense cannot be accepted.
Craylik which part is the offense? The not being there to stab or the stabbing part?
@@lakkakka yes
Malekith: We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace.
Tyrion: yeeEEETT
yesn't
SUNFANG HUNGERS
@@burnzy2639 I hear the WIDOWMAKER
What Tyrion hears: blah blah *SPILL* blah blah *ELVEN BLOOD* blah blah
Tyrion: Gosh if you say so
I love warmer memes so much
The part where it shows Malekith looking intimidating on Seraphon...and then zooms to the High Elf side of the field to show like 6 dragons absolutely killed me!
I finally started WH2, and had just added 4 dragons to Tyrion's army when this battle happened. So that put a smile on my face.
I was waiting to see him get shot outta the sky with those bolt throwers from earlier, but no, they had something better planned.
Most dragon breaths (Including Seraphon and and Bracchus and the Sisters's antler dragon) are coded the same as Sun Dragon breath. Basically a chunky flammenwerfer.
Moon dragons? More dense, like a rocket exhaust, still mostly the same damage type, just 'moar' over a smaller area.
_Star_ dragons? *Plasma jet.* Totally armor-piercing, tiny area. This will cook some dinosaurs.
Funny, it absolutely killed him, too.
@@JacopoSkydweller lmao
"Reliability: Very Low"
Untrue. You can ALWAYS rely on Tyrion to stab you RIGHT in the face.
Addendum: Stab you right in the face, over and over, until your face no longer resembles a face.
You dont need reliability if you kill all your enemy and allied
Pretty much am avatar of khorne
A champion of Khorne indeed
@@deni140492deni its khane you uncultured mong'keigh
Dark elves: the evil ones.
High elves: the evil ones but wearing white clothes.
Agent Elrond: humans and druchii are viruses
Wearing clothes*
YES!!
Wood Elves: the evil ones but wearing leaves and branches
Humans: The evil ones but stupid and without pointy ears.
Greenskins: The evil ones but even more stupid, and green.
2:40 Must be inspiring for those elves watching the enemy general punch their general so hard he flies almost fifty feet like a ragdoll.
Battle of the Last Alliance in a nutshell
Tyrion in a nutshell.
He should have added a YEEEEET there.
+24 LD buff
In the old tabletop game, overkilling enemy character in a challenge would give your side a bonus in combat resolution phase.
There are two ways to play Tyrion.
As the great uniter of Ulthuan, the true king of the Elves who shuns the influences of the Chaos Gods to bring about a new age of peace and enlightenment.
Or the correct way.
Siliuse the ai was super good at the correct way before major factions got their auto resolve bonus removed. Can‘t remember a single campaign where they didn‘t rise to strength rank 1 in like 20 turns...
Hold on, I thought the video demonstrated the first way you just showed.
Yes. The way of lore is the way of TOTAL WAR
Ragner Schwarzmäne Every single time...
The only way to play TWW as a "uniter" is to be AI and get insane buffs to your ability to confederate. Otherwise you pretty much have to hand over your firstborn just to get a faction to admit "Oh, yeah, I guess you kind of are our supreme liege already."
“We are all elves here, settle down.”
*Sharpens sword meaningfully*
"Peace was never an option"
There are only two things i'm sure of.
1: I am sure that I am a peaceful, loving and friendly person.
2: I cannot say that for other people.
Therefore by combining 1 with 2, if I wipe out everyone else, i would have made the world a more peaceful, loving and friendly place.
Logic of the elves.
Thats... a very sound logic
Ah... you mean like the CCP?
that sounds like british empire logic
That's more the logic of the Empire.
@@emre30489 the High Elves sure look like British aristocrats
"We have spilled enough Elven blood. Let there be peace." -Malekith
Translated roughly. "Tyrion, seriously stop.... You're frightening me."
@@Prince__Teclis
Tyrion: nah he can get nae nae'd
I mean, Malekith can't really rule Elvenkind if there are no Elves left to rule.
Tyrion be like: pussy ass bitch lol
That, and the camera pan from Malekith on his dragon to the sky full of high elf dragons is the real money shot if this video.
Teclis: My brother is a grand ruler. The epitome of High Elf royalty and will unite all of our people.
**Tyrion sits atop a mountain of corpses** “I WANT WAR!!”
Damn it Tyrion, I leave home for five minutes....
Aren‘t both of you destined to go down that road though?
*Laughs in Sword of Khaine*
Tyrion: *BRING ME BATTLE*
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 no Teclis's path was to bring about the end of the dark elves leader malekith and unite outer up holders of order. Humans, and other High elven civilizations ouside of Ulthuan.
They would befriend the lizardmen, but the lizardmen well... how to put it? The lizardmen think too highly of themselves and the other races are to young to understand and don't trust them.
Teclis is wise, straight forward, but kind of a dick. So he says if your not with us you're against us.
But the lizardmen respect the asur the most out of every race.
Elven Advisor: Tyrion what kind of invasion is this?!
Tyrion: I AM THE INVASION
Lazypurple reference nice
@Neb
End Times are garbage. Storm of Chaos is the real canon
At this rate, Tyrion's gonna overthrow Khorne as the blood god
He's gonna slaughter all the Chaos Gods next time.
@@OST1350 Against all the evil the Warp can conjure, all the wickedness that livings can produce, we will send unto them... only Tyrion.
Rip and tear. Until it is done.
To be fair, Chaos Gods in fantasy fear Khaine, because of how savage and unpredictable he is. And because Aenarion with the Widowmaker skullfucked 4 Avatars of the Chaos Gods at the same time. And because on the tabletop Tyrion with the Widowmaker on average wipes the floor with Archaon in a single round of combat.
@@kompatybilijny9348 didn't khorne shatter khaine into tiny pieces tho?
@@brianmartinez6287 That happened in 40k, not in fantasy
Tyrion: *Recieves the Sword of Khain*
Cowabunga it is
3:24when you killed so much that even Malekith is begging you to stop. I guess is fitting for Malekith to be the ruler of all elves after all.
The good thing about TW:Warhammer2 is that you can make your own story and ignore the Age of Sigmar bullshit story crash.
@@TerribleHamster
That's because neither age of sigmar OR end times ever happened
@@spiffygonzales5899 I would say the end times happened, but not the end times that you are thinking. The end times that happened in this video from Tyrion killing everyone.
@@vesiusverabis7698 lol
TerribleHamster The aos story and setting may be very lacking right now, but I’ve heard the game itself is the best it’s ever been, especially after fantasy was basically forgotten about by gw for years.
3:24 When even Malekith is like, "Dude, I think you've killed enough people. You got to stop." You know you've gone too far.
BRO I KNOW I WAS SHOOK!
The funniest thing to me is the fact that in the lore tyrion became an avatar of khaine aka the god of slaughter so congrats on doing a lore friendly campaign
The End Times isn't real, it was a prank done by Games Workshop to troll Warhammer fans.
@@pillcosby9790 Literally just a table flip so they can focus on 40k which they prefer
@@pillcosby9790 I havent see a single Fantasy fan say that they like End Times, what a way to fuck it up
@@toobig7150 End times was awful, but AOS isn't terrible
@@Oakheart333 they didnt need to entirily kill a whole setting just to add AOS on it, just make a new timeline, or add that realm on top of the existing one, duno something.
I expected a tutorial for a noob like me but instead I recieved a comedic masterpeice of the ages.
same here
It was a tutorial.
@@gatesofhades534 Yeah being a diplomatic Tyrion
Or being the correct Tyrion
Just kill everyone
Soooo.... You conquered them a after the tutorial?
Malekith: "Nothing can stand against my dragon and survive."
Yrridan: "That's where you are wrong, kiddo."
Tyrion: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Tyrion, basically the concept of murder on legs.
Bold words coming from his own twin brother
@@amandag.6186 Just means I know him better than most.
@@Prince__Teclis true but be sure tyrion doesn't hear this or you could be next
@@amandag.6186 No, he cares for me. The reason I leave Ulthuan for months or years is to stop him stabbing those that threaten me.
Defender of the Ulthuan
@
First things first kills all elven factions of Ulthuan
"So let me get this straight... the guy picked up a sword that makes people go crazy. And then he went crazy. So- people were surprised?" - Cirilla Stark Mcwarrior IX, Interdimensional Historian
"I'm surprised he held out as long as he did." - Malekith
*That Moment When Tyrion Is Possessed by the Spirit of MOTHERFUCKING LU BU*
And instead of working for The DONG, he serves an elven murder god
Lu Who ? No it's MOTHERFUCKING KHAINE !
Elves: Who are you?
High Elves: I am you but better than you
Are you high?
High Elves = Elves on acid
More like "I'm you but high as fuck"
@@kyinfidelis3425 no that would be the druchii
Yrridian releasing a new video.. my life is complete
Edit: no forget that yrridian liked my comment now i am complete
Indeed
jk kim :)
Emprah is that you?
Indrick Boreale who is this Emprah you speak of my friend
Indrick Boreale ah i understand
No matter how often I watch this, "Bring Me Battle" gets me every damn time.
S T A B E L V E S R E A L H A R D
*"I DID NOT REQUEST A TREATY FROM THE ENEMY. I REQUESTED TARGET COORDINATES."*
That moment, when even dark elves terrified of your cruelty.
WORTH IT!
Alith Anar: "Not bad, kid."
"Champion of the Everqueen" *Stabs Alariel*
Well, he did stab her with his other sword in the lore...
Step one: Smoke dat weed
Step two: Count to eleven in German.
Step three: *High Elf*
MagicBiber Du hier?!
@@mccreemainwithoutaim2913 Habe den Kanal wegen Attila gefunden. Eines meiner Lieblingsspiele führte mich zu einem meiner Lieblingskanäle! =)
Ist einfach geiles Editing, muss man mögen.
So THAT'S why they're called "high" elfs...
Das gibt nen Elf Meter
"The Sword of Kaine will drive you to bloodshed and madness. You will have no allies, only endless war."
"So... the same as I have right now?"
Tyrion: Oh no! Anyway.......
*First time initiating diplomacy with Order of the Loremaster*
Teclis: Oh, it’s you...
More sass than any insult you get from the diplomacy screen.
You should read the Tyrion and Teclis books. Teclis has more sass than any character ever written.
well he did plot to kill Tyrion's child, his own niece, so yeah...
That one got me too. After a few rounds of denying my trade, he decided joining the vampire pirates was a good idea. He regretted it for three turns..
Oh, and somehow, i did not 🤪
@@Cloudy-qb4ri
No he didn't. That is an invention of the "End Times", all of which are character-destroying garbage. Lore-accurate Teclis never would
"I love the smell of bolt throwers in the morning. It smell like victory" Unknown High Elf commander
Oh, THE LEGEND! You're back with more Total War content! Can you, please, do "How to play Chaos" next?
*Heavy Metal Intensifies*
@@DCdabest *LOADING HELLCANNON WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@@SwampGreen14 fire at will commander
@@DCdabest Turns on Nocturnal Rites Birth of Chaos :)
Whack-A-Mole Simulator 2019
Tyrion : pick blood of aenarion+sword of khaine
Other faction : chuckles im in danger
"Okay, look champ, you're doing just great in battle, alright? But maybe we should stop doing that? Pretty please?"
- Malekith, Lord of Dark Elves, using common sense for the time in a millenia
Thank you for the upload, father.
w8 ..
DeusVultception
How to play High Elves
> Full stack Sisters of Avelorn
> Win
they can't destroy walls and towers like the bolt throwers. BUT Sisters of Avelorn PLUS bolt throwers with a few dragons and lothern sea guard and you will never lose.
@@UCeagle79 "they cant destroy walls and towers" all you need is one bolt thrower to destroy one tower. Sisters kill anything inside the settlement. You win without a single casualty
I once tried to fight the elves with my lizardmen army and got shot to pieces before my units could even reach them. Oh and when I got to them they just ran back and shot at me again because lizards are fucking slow.. Balancing 100
@@chromsh2806 Get a full stack of stegadons and you're good
@@chromsh2806 lizardmen have tons of great cav and flying units, not to mention a great long range artillery option in the solar engine Bastillodon. If you're losing against high elves its because you don't play your cards right
Tyrion's mantra in books: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is not my curse. I wield my blade in the service of my kind and my home. No thought of selfish gain, no lust to rule, no urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul."
Tyrion's mantra in the hands of Yrridian: "I am the master of my soul. Aenarion's curse is my curse. I wield my blade in the service of myself and I. All thoughts of selfish gain, lust to rule, urge to slay shall guide my arm. I am Tyrion, and I am the master of my soul."
You forgot the part where he yells BRING ME BATTLE
You also forgot how Tyrion does a complete 180 of the book mantra in the End Times.
@@Aredel to be fair, Alarielle left him for Malekith without hesitation, his daughter was murdered, and suddenly Malekith was his king, so picking up Widowmaker and stabbing everyone really hard in the face including Orion is a pretty logical next step
Cirilla stark I see you are a man
Of culture
Tecnically speaking, if you conq... I mean, unite Ulthaum and all other world, it would be pretty easy to fight against chaos.
Somewhere in the universe
“Why do I feel a sense of pride and a urge to say, GOOD JOB HUMAN,”
-Some Elf
Tyrion, the civ gandhi of total war warhammer 2
nah, Gandi of Warhammer 2 is the Ikit Claw with all his nukes.
You forget Mazdamundi is a thing.
@@Loispealz34 Lord Mobility Scooter ain't got a candle to hold to Ikit and his ICBMs
.
Warhammer lore: *exists*
Yrridian
: "That's a nice peace and order loving race of knife ears you have there...
Be a shame if someone...
*M I L I T A R I Z E D I T* !"
Peace loving? Hah, far from it. Every citizen is trained for war.
@@Prince__Teclis It's a race of elves who LITERALLY center their species around defending a demon-spawn-rate-debuffer with the endless goal of "Keeping the peace".
the High Elves are just magical Peacekeeping Switzerland
ya everyone KNOWS how to fight it's just unlikely that you'll SEE them in a real one fight
@@MazaAzi Actually, they are far from peace loving. It's literally stated by Tyrion in the novels that without the Everqueen, they would end up being no different from the Dark Elves. It's a race of elves with superiority complexes that odds are would happily murder you if provoked.
@@Prince__Teclis Ok so their NOT Guardians of the Chaos nerf hole with superiority complexes they are just lazy murder modals with superiority complexes who just happen to be AROUND the Chaos nerf hole
IDK but something about that doesn't seem right cheif
Buuuut I'm too lazy to check the wiki so I'ma trust you on this one
(Man when things are put into this context the H.E are basically murder nerds living in their mothers beautiful basements and the D.E are the hardworkers who went out and got a job at IceMurder Inc™ brutalising people for minimum wage and living in their shitty Ice biome apartment with no heating)
High Elves in Warhammer-murders everyone to bring peace to the land
High Elves in Skyrim: .....uhh....can you folks try that over here?
The Elder Scrolls*
The Thalmor drools at the idea of murdering every non Mer on Tamriel.
@@alex_ho I hope TES 6 presents the Thalmor threat directly.
@@victuz I hope TE6 is set at the start of the second Great War. All signs point it to most likely taking place in Hammerfell, so it'd be nice to see the Thalmor clashing with the Redguards down South.
How to play the high elves:
1. Hire ALL THE AGENTS
2. *STONKS*
This... this is real perfection. Not quite heavy onager perfection, but close.
Edit: Scratch that, Tyrion is just Elf Onager, good good
As a tyrion main i can neither confirm nor deny this is how to play high elves
Yrridian look at the objective 1:53
"Survive the dark Elvis invasion"
HA they have to survive me
You forgot to do the one thing any self-respecting legendary lord ought to do.
Find Isabella Von Carstein and get that sweet, sweet regeneration.
the problem is getting to her before she dies because of someone else
@@clairelili873 Jokes on you, I usually lead a long range expedition doom stack, looting and destroying all city on the way, for the sole purpose of killing her, whilst maintaining an auxiliary army back in Lothern trying to united more Elves. Usually I land near Border Prince, go east, destroying human and dwarves, kill her, go west, destory half of the Empire, burn Altdorf, burn it twice if I decided to do a round trip around Empire., then kill King of Bretonnia if he show up near northern coast.
BTW Elven invasion destroyed more city than Chaos invasion, orc usually take over the old world after I loot it clean.
Vlad's right for wanting that booty
Shame everyone else gets more out of his wife than he does.
@@Verpal what does this deadly expedition doomstack look like?
@@darkmasterchief227 Been a while, if I remember correctly it is many archer, many many archer and some spearman.
The rest of the world is playing Total War while Tyrion is over here playing Path of Exile
Beginning of video: “wow, what peaceful high elven landscapes”
Tyrion declares war on everyone and starts slaughtering everything while wielding the sword of khaine: “o h f u c k”
Tyrion: *wields Sword of Khaine*
Sunfang: am I a joke to you?
Well done you explained the joke
Neb
Basically what happened when Aenarion did it 🤣
WRE: "Our onagers are the most OP siege weapons in TW history"
High Elves: "Hold my questionable sexuality and watch this"
Did they get nerfed? I rarely get over 100 kills with them, and it takes ~70% of one bolt thrower's ammo just to destroy one tower. Going from playing Empire and Dwarfs to high elves was quite the transition.
It's the dark elves who have questionable sexuality
@@ingold1470 multishot ammo is the key, tons of damage to towers I find
@@amandag.6186 No they don't. Their sexuality is pretty set as "yes"
3:18
Who would win?
1014 immortal elven veteran warriors who have fought wars for thousands of years.
or
The same exact thing but he's only 1 dude and has a shiny stick instead of 1013 allies.
that moment when you make malakith have to take a step back and just say "yooo thats enough"
>every video with High Elves in it
>"have you heard of the High Elves?"
Meme aside, I'm really just here to appreciate Yrridan's keen grasp of rhythm, beats, and how it's applied to a refined appreciation of classical music.
I have lost count on how many times I have watched your videos. Usually when I subscribe to someone I watch each video once, maybe twice. You have somehow managed to create something so outstanding that whenever I don't know what to do with my life I can come back to. Thank you.
Oh, look, a new vid from our modern Sun Tzu! What a day to be alive!
Now this is the type of quality content which I subscribed for
Came here to legitimately learn how to play elves. And I think i got what I wanted?
Yes yes you did
High elfs watching Tyrion solo multiple army's, " Are we the baddies"?
A new video from Yrridian we are blessed, thank you for the cheese
“No, you can’t just take the sword of Khaine! It will corrupt you, everyone will die!”
Tyrion: “Hehe, shiny sword go swoosh swish!”
After more than 200 hours in Warhammer, I finally had my first playthrough as an Elf, and I was truly impressed how beautiful their starting area is. It does feel like this special protected magical place surrounded by chaos.
Tyrion is like: rip and tear until it is done
Glad to see you uploading (semi) regularly now
Tears of joy when I see another "how to play..." released. The rarest and most precious gems among TW content.
"How to play the High Elves." What a misleading title, I clicked and all I saw was a video showing me a Tyrion simulator.
That's how you play high elves, playing Tyrion Simulator
And you were not dissapointed
Your vids are my favourite thing on CZcams, and i watch all of them at least few times a month. Love your work, keep it coming even if you need to take your sweet time doing so. Thank you for it, it is awesome
Next : How to play the skavens with 972 battalions of slaves? :p
Edit : *WAIT ONLY 150 TURNS FOR WINNING*
did you mean 19 plagueclaw catapults?)
@@Grivehn Queek will kill-kill the smaller rat and take all his fancy bomb-murder things for himself, yes-yes.
@@Kalenz1234 *laughs in dr strangeclaw*
What was that? I can't hear the lot of you over my Rattling Gunners and Warp-Rockets
Laughing in 19 Doomwheels... :D
Cant believe he destroyed his wife's faction instead of Confederating it XD TRUE TACTICAL GENIUS!!!!
I don't blame him i did the same thing
@Neb
Not canon. F.U.C.K. Games Workshop. it's like Malekith wrote a fanfic
The amount of effort put into this is amazing
I revisit this every now and then and the 150 turn Long Victory still gets me every time. Damn
Being a high elf myself, I clearly need to get this game so I can enlighten even more heretics and culturally-enrich more lesser civilizations.
Violently.
Ahh, mass genocide and havoc - truly an elven way. Thanks for your content, great as always)
Regardless which skill path you take. You will be remembered as the great unifier of Ulthuan ;)
My D&D players would agree to that. Elven nazis.
@@cruzwindu777deffsff4😎 humans are a virus
I BEG YOU, DROP MORE VIDEOS, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF THESE, THEY MIGHT BE THE VERY BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
I genuinely do not recall the last time I was this entertained by a video. Amazing work, good sir.
Thumbs up before video starts because I just know its gonna be golden!
I love the look of the Dark Elf when he sees the 6 enemy dragons lol.
Wilhelm Tell Suite makes everything awesome and dynamic doesnt it? truely a timeless piece of musical brilliance
Your videos are amazing. There's a ton of great Total War content on CZcams, and yours is truly unique and hilarious. You've definiitely got your own style, and it's awesome. Keep on doing it for as long as it makes you happy, guy.
I have no idea what's going on on the account I've never played this game, I just know that I'm loving every second of it!
All I understand is he's stacking the Weapon Strength stat as hard as he can which determines damage dealt on hit, allowing him to instakill anything. And since it's on a hero character I'm going to assume he has a good amount of Melee Attack to boot which decides how often he's going to hit so every time he swings something *dies*
He’s turned Tyrion into the Avatar of a living God of Murder (Khaine) and obliterated everything in his path using him as a one man tank to mop up armies. And it’s hilarious.
@@qwertyzxcvbn6929 basically there's this sword in the game once you capture a place that makes you uberpowerful but had loads of negative buffs for your empire. Any sain player would drop the sword when it grows in strength.
Tyrion. That elf guy he's using. Is the absolute most powerful lord in this game. He basically made him more op.
@@owellwellwell2418 Bitch slapping an enemy lord in the opening clash is pretty worth it I think.
how to elf:
-act like an orc
-profit
Content makers like you are the best advertisers for a game
I don't think I could live with myself after doing this, so props to you on the whole surviving thing.
damm I really appreciate the amount of editing time you have put in for this video its really hard im shure but honestly I really love it if you can make for other factions too lol thanks for the fun video and music both lizardmen and high elfs is awesome
Dark Elves are gonna be 'Crawling in my Skin' I just know it.
Your warhammer II videos are so much quality time compressed into such short creations. I must say it's amazing. But also that this is way not enough to satisfy me thirst for such great works. Please produce some more and entertain us! Subbed for life.
First Warhammer 2 game, high elves. I learned quickly that you never have enough lothern sea guards
Wait, I still don't understand.
How do I play if I can't recruit Skink Priests?
Elves have heavens mages too is the scary part
You can't = You don't. :D
*Have you heard of the High elves?*
I've heard others say the same.
Be seeing you
These videos are awesome! Please keep them coming, I'd love to see many more!
Please make more of these, i can say with confidence these are the funniest total war warhammer videos ive ever watched.
Sooo tl;dr: Have Tyrion go apeshit with the sword while spamming bolt throwers and dragons. Got it
Well done on completing the long campaign. The only time I finished a campaign was back in TWWH1 when it first launched with chaos for the short campaign. Every other campaign ends when I establish my unbeatable power base at around turn 150 - 200.
I need more of this Fabulosity in my life my man keep it comming at yer own pace good sir.
These are some of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time!! I've played total war games for nearly 12 years and I burst out laughing during the 2nd western rome video
I dare you to play Barbarian Invasion as the Western Roman Empire on the hardest difficulty.I DARE YOU
He won't. Attilla scared him, no way he takes on the real west Rome challenge.
Honestly, I played it, and once you get the hang of it, it isn't impossible. With some cheeky thinking, you can actually quell rebellions quite easily, and while yes, it is at the cost of your towns, once you deal with the beginning wave of rebellions, it ain't too terrible. Once you get the buildings for Comitatenses, you pretty much win skirmishes and fights, unless you are really outnumbered.
@RexXflash yup. But if you destroy military infrastructure, it's gonna be a bunch of peasants. Costs you quite a bit of money, but definitely less than if you lost the town altogether.
@@danielkrejcar9104 No campaign is impossible, though I've yet to play it. I got Atilla, but never tried it. I'm a challenge-seeker, and have currently played and am playing through several campaigns on Legendary, so far "only" in Shogun 2 and Warhammer 2. Now I must try this Barbarian Invasion.
@@danielkrejcar9104 It's not that it's impossible, its much harder than twa wre if you don't know how to deal with it though (due to how much legendary attila ai cheats that campaign is harder if you do know what you are doing). It's more that many people (myself included) have nostalgia for the game and would love to see it crush yrridians unprepared form.
Tyrion, AKA: "Why did my general just die he had full health oh god why does he have 1700 melee damage please send help."
This channel is one of the best things on youtube.
just the greatest Warhammer edited content