How to Play the Lizardmen (Total War: Warhammer II)
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2019
- Wait this isn't west rome
Song is "Mr Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra
Opening audio is from "Introducing... Saurus Oldblood" by the Total War team • Total War WARHAMMER 2 ...
Dank lizard face drawn by my girlfriend, raw image here: imgur.com/a/SwhtIiz - Hry
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In case you missed my comment on West Rome Part 2, shadowplay went and fucked up and I lost a bunch of critical footage. The series is still going ahead, but it'll take a while to make something cohesive for part 3. I'll try and upload some more stuff on the side in the meanwhile so there isn't yet another huge content drought. Also don't worry historical fans, Attila's still my main game for videos for the time being.
Hey hello man :D 👍👍
God bless you Yrridian
West rome better
Can you make a stream 3v3/4v4 battle - Yrridian + fans will destroy noobs ( in Attila) it should be good.
If Warhammer makes the meme money do that to fund the Attila habit.
"State your first name, last name and current occupation."
"Lizardman, Lizardman and, uh... Lizardman."
“Who are you and how did you get in here?!?”
“I’m the locksmith, and I’m the locksmith.”
*claps politely*
_points space laser gun_
"State your name, rank and intention!"
"The Doctor...Doctor... _fun."_
Good going Gary
There are only 2 types of factions on this game:
-lizardmen
-lizardmen food
**laugh in ratling gun**
@@masterstickman7167 *laughs in spells*
@@sarahshaw7315 **laugh in jezzails**
@@masterstickman7167 *laughs in giant dinosaurs*
@@sarahshaw7315 **laugh in warp lightning cannon**
Step 1. Choose Lizardmen
Step 2. Don't autoresolve
Step 3. Win
Step 1. Total War game
Step 2. Don't autoresolve
Step 3. Win
Step 1. Recruit stacks of cheap disposable infantry
Step 2. Autoresolve
Step 3. Win
Jay Wilson tis true especially for the empire. There was a time when I couldn't play battles at all because of video card driver issues, so I auto resolved EVERY battle! Otherwise it would crash.
In rome 2 total war i manually resolved like 10% of the battles
1. stack all ranged units
2. autoresolve
3. profit
Late game LM against Chaos feels like the Oblivion invasion of Black Marsh. Kroq-Gar isn’t pissed that Chaos is invading, he’s pissed he can’t invade Chaos.
I mean, Kroq and Grim literally fought Chaos for hundreds or more years, he only was in one battle against the chaos from the gates opening to the whirlwind of magic being created and that's because not even the loss of his arm stopped him from being the Last Defender
@@rory8182 Canonically Kroq-Gar is about 6000 years or older. Saurus don't die of old age they die from being killed in battle
@@nalrashido So in other words Kroq-Gar can't die?
@@rory8182 Well... whether or not you consider Age of Sigmar/ The End Times to be be canon. He survived and most likely was put in stasis after the Lizardmen fled the Great Exodus and their travel in the Aetheric Void.
We’ll be can do it in wh3 now😂
Explaining Warhammer.
"There's a race called the Lizardmen. They're made out of super soldier dinosaurs and they hate the satanist rape vikings. But they also like to eat the people that they ironically protect"
Only the Cult of Sotek. Otherwise why waste a good meal you just killed in battle?
Also Molepeoples are real, but they are rats, and they are addicted to magic uranium
@@Sir_Bucket i like radioactive crack better
@@DazBochiz yeah that works too
@@Sir_Bucket Oh, and there's Knights straight out of Arthurian legend and graceful Elves and Dwarves who are the greatest craftsman of the ages and who were nice enough to each humans how to work steel and create machines. There's an Empire led by a benevolent Emperor who cares greatly about his fellow man and is also one of the greatest politicians and warriors to have ever lived.
Except now they're all assholes. The Knights oppress their peasants under a brutal feudal system and a cult. The Elves are snobbish pricks on the good days and genocidal sadists on the bad days, the Dwarves are stubborn, honor-bound maniacs who will go to war over the slightest insult, and besides Franz the burgomeisters are corrupt as hell and looking far more for their bottom line than the humans in their employ.
Who would win
A 8ft tall dino murder machine
OR
A skinky boi
Skinky boi
I FUCKING LOVE SKINKS
They have a new dlc :)
good thing they are on the same side... for the Sarus...
Doesn't matter, it would still be a phyrric victory
0:51 holy shit it really broke their lines, went around for another pass, and curved around your army. luckiest cast ever
I was just thinking the same thing lol.
@@Drazhoath1 A year later lol
@@Drazhoath1 me 2 xD , a year later:)
@@cielphantomhive72 what spell is that?
@@PsyCat117 that the spell next to the comet in the sky magica
I listen to that song when I'm taking a shower
Alex The Rambler! wow i never thought i see you here
@@DisastrousBeginnings me too xddddd
Insert hairline washing joke here
Ehat the fuck you doing here stay in your realm of 1942
Omg what are u doing here? Wow
The final assembled Great Plan is a plaque depicting a Skink priest flipping the bird while pissing a vortex spell on the symbol of Chaos.
I lol'ed so hard
Lizardmen
Krog-gar:... hey, do the lightning thing again
Skink: you got it boss
*everyone fucking dies*
Krog-gar: I’m so fucking good at this.
«god I love myself»
where is the joke
@@meyr1992 Yeah, this is just a documentary about Lizardmen gameplay.
The last defenders , more like the first attackers
You should know that attack is the best defence
I mean you’ve gotta do something with all those feral dinosaurs
You bought and painted Skink priest figure specially for this meme? Love your dedication,Senpai.
I mean it cant be too hard to find a skink model and the paint scheme doesnt seem TOO complicated but, hey.
Killer Orca Dude, with the price of GW models and paint? Probably spent all the ad revenue from this vid on that one model lmao.
@@KillerOrca lets see if you can find the dedecation in you to ACTUALLY do it. Saying it is a different thing, this guy must have put a LOT of time in his vidss, its quite awesome he actually got a Skink Priest figure for this.
You try next ?
@@KillerOrca Have you done it yet
Killer Orca Its been 3 months, I mean it can’t be too hard to find a skink model and the paint scheme doesn’t seem TOO complicated to try and paint one considering you don’t even have a video to worry about but, hey.
;)
My god I thought I’d never see the day, a new Yrridian Video
Man Western Roman Empire looks more wack than I remember
More lizardy?
Your just imagining it dude
They were reptilians illuminati shape shifters.
Scaly
Late roman warriors were more decadent than their earlier counterparts and their senior officials were far more corrupt. This should explain all the "discrepancies" you see in the above video.
Kroq-Gar: *Unintelligible Saurian Battle Cry*
Skink Priest: "Haha lightning go brrrrr."
Lets be honest. The way warhammer should have ended was either Settra saving the world or the Lizardmen.
Karl Franz bashing Archaon on the head.
Grimgor kicking Archaon in the balls then decapitating him. WAAAGHing into the sunset as everyone reluctantly cheers. If the world ends, not gits to krump.
The fuck are you doing. Spacial Lizardmen need to be awesome
Uvaaren Man-Child von Shitstein.
@@holypaladin4657 Manfred von busstein
You literally have a folder on you desktop called "Reasons to live" just filled with pictures of Skinks lmao
Skink Priest*
@@jaquestrap no some are just plain skinks xD
@@Alex-uq5ez checking again, you're right--plus there are even a couple of picture of Kroq-Gar in there too. His love for the Lizardmen truly knows no bounds
Don't forget that a few of them are quite obviously lizardman porn
Duh, for the video's sake
- 0:00 - short exposition dump at the beginning
- 0:07 - introduction to our main character
- 0:23 - introducing our secondary character who goes on to steal the show
- 0:39 - title card
- 0:45 - our characters embark on a journey, learning new skills and gaining experience; the conflict becomes clear
- 1:18 - the tension is rising, the big villan is being foreshadown
- 1:28 - our heroes face first big setback
- 1:41 - they overcome the challenge but the conflict is far from being over
- 1:45 - we have a gear up scene as we are preparing for what's to come; this marks the beginning of the second act
- 1:59 - setting up our secondary character becoming the love interest
- 2:18, 2:28 - our main characters become smarter while facing great challenges, showing how far they have come since the beginning
- 2:40 - against all odds our heroes score a crushing victory; this is effectively the higlight of their skill
- 2:56 - soon after, due to the grave mistake of the main character a great loss occurs
- 3:04 - our character hits his lowest point, driven by his lack of action when his people needed him the most and his leadership put into question he reaches for the quick resolution to anguish his pain
- 3:11 - our beloved secondary character reaches out to our hero trying to give him the motivation and strenght to move forward
- 3:16, 3:28 - quick flashback and a montage to remind our hero what he was fighting for to begin with
- 3:33 - he decides to move forward and redeem himself; our main antagonist is introduced; we enter the third act
- 3:39 - before fighting the big bad our heroes must face his many minions, the battle is won with minimal loses thanks to all the experience gaind along the way as well as newly found love and friendship
- 3:49 - finally it has come to this - the final challenge for our heroes they have to face their ultimate challenge, something they have been preparing for this entire time; the battle is only briefly acknowledged and happens off screen - that's because the theme of the story was never about battles and heroic deeds; rather it was the story about finding a true love as well as purpouse in this world and giving it all you have no matter how rocky is the bottom you may hit
- 3:54 - and with that the credits roll, the story concludes but the message remains in the hearts of those who paid attention and rewards them with a lesson for a lifetime
Congratulations sir - You have created a quality Hollywood blockbuster as well as one of my favourite vids on the internet. Thank You very much for your work and many succesful years ahead to You
This is by far one of the best comments I’ve ever seen lmfao
criminally underrated comment
Your Chain Lighting: Oh boy more mobs! Lemme just turn around and take those too!
My Chain Lighting: Oh boy a shiny rock! Lemme just go in a straight line out of the enemy mob, into my ally troops and then spend 70% of my remaining time on empty plains!
That chain lightning was disgusting enough just going through half of the enemy front line, but then it friggen turned around to roast the remaining half lmfao
*Use protection. Don't overcast.*
Yriddian has the jammiest rolls
"Karak Zorn has been obliterated"
*Bardin Goreksson would like to know your location*
ILL SKIN THE WUZZOCK !! GRIMGRS WRATH !
Where was cousin Okri when they needed him? :(
@@orthellion2347 Cousin Okri isn't real
@@GeeekOut What next? Is Santa Claus not real either!? HUH!?
"COME ON HIT ME ARDER. I CAN TAEK IT"
3:30
Archaon has never had more fitting intro music.
What song is that ?
@@umbraghosts9043 Mr. Blue Sky by the electric light orchestra
The end part of this song is really great for a climax, and the falling action of any short video.
1:59 "hey you with the pretty face!" always gets me
@Gal Gréine
It is a happy smile, he can't help that the Mage-Priests don't offer dental.
@Gal Gréine what? There isn't somet OH MY GOD WTF IS THAT?
That was my reaction.
@Gal Gréine thank you for ruining skinks for me :(
When you realised he pick this song NOT just for the memes but because Lizardmen are *BLUE.*
And his skink is a priest of heavens!
What made me start playing Lizardmen:
Ra’Tok’s smile.
*that damned smile*
I see that the Western Roman Empire has resorted to transforming themselves into lizards in order to survive the Barbarian Invasion.
daevious whatever it takes
Better than that one time they turned into undead to become "Immortal empire".
Ah, good ol' romam ingenuity.
Man, when you immediately quit the game and went to uninstall after that autoresolve bullshit... I lost it. Little desktop friend asking you to reconsider and remember the good times, the reasons to live folder.. Thank you for the laugh. Great video.
"The Great purpose doesn't allow for losses"
- Skink Starpriest
This is honestly one of the best edited videos I've seen in a long time. I've probably rewatched it 10 times now.
I watch it every time Lizardmen come up in a conversation ;D
BY THE OLD ONES, HE IS BACK!!
JUST LIKE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!
All jokes aside, its good to have you back, Magister Memeitum :,]
Greetings fellow guardsman
And just as the prophecy foretold, I have nudged this comment into a devilishly high like leveled territory...
Jarethenator Indeed brother, as was foretold....
I read this in DoW1 guardsman voice.
I do not know why but the music as the chaos intro begins just feels so fitting.
Nortorock IKR? it fits perfect.
Ikr? It gives a lot of presence
still coming back to watch this
so damn good
How to Play the Lizardmen - I swore never to fall for a title like that again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advise on killing mockingbirds...
To be fair, it's not called " _How_ to kill a Mockingbird." It's about the consequences of killing a metaphorical mockingbird.
@@PhantomJavelin Wait thats its title? I thought my copy just had the "how" rubbed off or something.
Huh. That explains why its not a guide on birdhunting.
How to Kill a Mockingbird does, though.
You need flaming grizzly bears, pirates with lightsaber launchers, and the android SCOUT, apparantly.
And all the nukes in the world.
Family Guy/American Dad reference.
I'm a simple person, i see a video of Yirridan, i like the video.
This is one of my favorites videos in all the internet, i think that I already see it over 15 times xD.
Nice video man :D
1:59 HEY. YOU. WITH. *THE PRETTY FACE!*
*I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW LIZARD OVERLORDS!!*
The true supreme race
4 minutes of your videos are better than most 2 hour long movies.
Ishan sharma I’d watch this over Captain Marvel any day
*watch the visit my dude*
these videos are still amazing tho
Oh yes, defeating Arcaon, the one thing i could never do, because the combined forces of Kislev and the Empire always extinct warriors of caos in like 10 turns... with Kroq Gar being like:“ Not bad... for a warmblood. He wasn’t the toughest everchosen i ever killed anyways, baka!“
Really? In my games the empire gets dabbed on and I have to haul ass from whatever obscure corner I've gotten to by then to save then
@@sorain4248 What mods do you have?
That was definitely the best Total war video I’ve ever seen, loved how you line up the faction destroyed messages with the cymbal taps that was amazing
"Hey you with the pretty face!", OMG I'm dying!! This is pure brilliance.
Thanks Angory Tom for showing me this video.
This is a exemple of perfection on editing, the music and the appers of Caos match perfecly
This video is on the official Total War CZcams... proof that this video is perfection
Truly Yrridian you make my life a happier place. Please make a Patreon so I can support you.
i love how in the beginning it sounds like the most badass documentary of all time, god where did that audio come from
I'm guessing the total war introducing videos.
The big intro sound came from Lucasfilm Ltd THX soundcompany : )
As a new player to this game and really enjoying the lizard men, seeing this brings a tear to my eye and gives me confidence that maybe one day I’ll be decent enough to pull shit like this off without being stressed as hell.
Did you get there?
@@LordChesalot I really don’t know. Been a few months since I properly played Total War Warhammer. I’ll get back into it soon though. Chaos dwarves are out!
I cannot tell you how influential this video has been on my attitude towards the lizardmen
Yesss holy moly the wait was so worth it! Extremely enjoyable video as usual mate!! Lot's of love from Australia ;)
Warhammer at long last.
This is the video that got me into the Warhammer game, thank you for that
Man, how often do i come back for this video is amazing. It's just so enjoyable.
Music: Starts Playing
Me: "Life is like a hurricaa ..... oh".
Well, you just convinced me to start a new Lizardboi campaign when the DLC drops. Here's hoping for a Skink based update!
Wait the dlc? What dlc?
@@readable95 something like "skaven vs lizardmen" with some new legendary lords and units(maybe). It should come out in april-may i believe
There's a Lord Pack DLC being announced on the 4th or 6th of April, round about. Given that we just had a new faction DLC and the Skaven/Lizardmen haven't had their lord/unit pack DLCs yet, it's same to assume we're getting that mid-April, along with a second new Lizard LL as FLC
Kiwii156 T My body is ready for the lizards
ask and ye shall receive :D
jesus christ that THQ sound managed to give me a heart attack and leave me in tears all at once. I genuinely thought the video was going to be somewhat serious until that happened. Poor Kroq'Gar. Also, you've earned a sub for supreme editing skills.
Sometimes i feel sad. Then i put this video and life seems lighter
I just come back to this video sometimes and watch it again because the editing is just so damn good
Yrridan : Try to paint a skink priest
The whole warhammer community : THIN YOUR PAINTS !!
TRULY, THERE IS NO PLACE IN THE GREAT PLAN FOR ME
PURGE ME MAGE-PRIEST, MY VERY EXISTANCE THREATENS THE PLAN OF THE OLD ONES
WHY WON'T YOU WAKE UP AND PURGE ME?
One of if not the best total war video I have ever seen. Wonderful work!! Thank you !
I approve of this video.
I enjoy rewatching this occasionally to remind myself how dope hype Heavens Casters can be, particularly in the LM roster.
My favourite race lead by my favourite general, this is perfect
Whenever I feel down, I watch this and I smile. Thanks for making this.
This video fills me with an overwhelming sense of joy that I honestly can't quite describe. Thank you
This was more educational than I could have ever hoped for
Seriously Man...
These video make me always laugh. Not only the editing but also the amazing music you ad perfectly to your video
This video has been giving me so much energy this week. Love it to death.
Absolutely fantastic quality. I loved it, and as someone who loves that game especially and plays warhammer as a hobby, I loved the addition of the miniature.
I swear, every time i watch this video i get emotional. It's like something inside me just start to remember the good old days, a nostalgia so big that i almost cry, seryously dude, thank you for this video
yrridian you are the most fun/entertaining total war youtuber:)
another great video, keep it up:)
Damn, all your videos are gold, the new ones getting even better and better. I love it!
Praise the video and its editing! I do enjoy to watch your videos and also made me love the LM!
Dude Ra’tok is one of the best casters I’ve had. I score 400-609 kills per battle with him it’s amazing.
Try lord kroak, he is the dream
@@trixzify Me having 2k kills with him alone in a choke point battle lol
When the video is SO GREAT that you have to restart it to watch it again even before it's finished 😂💕
One of the few videos that made me literally lol. Genuinely one of my favourite youtubers and I watch a lot of yt haha!
Man thank you you're like the only person that makes these types of videos on Warhammer I love it keep it up
Man, I miss lizardmen from the tabletop game. Seraphon, and Age of Sigmar in general, just isn't the same.
yeah :(
"hey we've got an iconic fantasy series that's still active what should we do?"
"END THE WORLD KILL EVERYONE AND MAKE A COPYCAT UNIVERSE."
"uh, who would be happy about that?"
"IRRELEVANT"
They just won 1st place at Adepticon.
So glad you're still making videos. My girlfriend can't get into the Total War series but she loves your videos
This was in my recommended and I’m so happy it was. Will be binging your channel
Absolutely love your content, I've watched this over 5 times, although you aren't a huge CZcamsr (yet) I really enjoy your content, keep up the good work
This video is nothing short of a masterpiece.
"Nothing personal warmblood"
Using that shit for my next DnD PC
wait you can play warhammer dnd? that sounds amazing :O
@@MrAchsas there are Lizardmen in d&d too.
@@diogoteixeira4950 hmm yeah true
Randomly came across the video and absolutely loved it. XD Hilarious, wonderfully edited, great job! ^^
Its not often I find a video I want to preserve in my favorites. Thank you for this treat.
Everytime I feel down and bored of Warhammer 3, I come back to this video and remind myself why I play the game.
For the Children of the Old Ones.
This better be at the Oscars next year. This was so amazing i love lizard men thank you for doing them proud!
this is perfection. The editing the music choice 10/10. I don't even play warhammer and I loved this. Well done mate
I love how theres a picture of an actual gecko in with all the other pics
I came faster then Barry Allen
Outstanding work.
The Great Plan has been set in motion.
I love everything about this video. It's unhealthy how many times I've watched it.
Love this video so much!
Watching it again and again
i come back to this like every week or when i'm feeling down the music and the meme'y destruction of everything against the lizardmen makes me feel better. well this video and the high elves because well do i need to explain destruction???
You, sir, just resolidified (if that is even a word) my love for the Lizardmen.
One of the best videos i have ever watched!, keep up the good work.
Absolutely beautiful. Havent looked at your other videos but you've got a new subscriber
Watching this for the 9th time now.
Wait this isn't killing the huns
This is about killing something worst
just found your channel and i just want to say i love you. your content is pure joy and brilliance. thank you
love these warhammer videos! I started with how to play chaos and then how to play high elves and now im here!