Saturday Morning News - Part 2!
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- čas přidán 13. 05. 2022
- Breaking news - again...these short are also funny! Sit back, relax, and watch some of your favorite classic C&H shorts, delivered to network news style - complete with our favorite journalist - Chip Chapley!
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"If we can't see the air, does that mean fish can't see the water?"
Best words
And it's not wrong, either. the only way fish would see water is if they got to the surface, looked up, and saw that the water ends right there
@@orbeezeater Some fish do jump out the water to eat insects, so they must be aware tho
Hahaha Right? Lmao 🤣😂
In this era of fake news, i find this news very reliable and trustworthy.
Bruh stop watching these 0 effort videos
@@sjqusgs9021 It's a compilation. Not sure what's wrong with it
today someone commented i should delete all videos :( people can be so mean. but i dont care. i know im the best. i never give up. i am age 80+ and will never stop. thanks for caring, dear co
@@ComicalRealm They're repetitive and we've already seen a variation of the same compilation multiple times
@@XenXenOfficial Shut it
The opinions of the two neighbors is the best part
Chip Chapley Is One Of The Best Newsman That You Can Hire
one of???? dont you disrespect him like that, no other newsperson comes even close to him
Indeed, he is thee that makes us whole he is one of us
Right there next to Ron Burgundy!
R.I.P Rusty
You will never be forgotten
Never thought C&H would make me feel sad for one of their characters
When cyanide and happiness drops a new Chip Chapley video… well, that’s news to me.
Damn shame that the VA was fired.
@@gentbluewhy
"Don't be a Fireman" needs it's OWN video!
Without firefighters, citizens will die.
@@LittlePwnageMusicFan That is unless they evade the immediate vicinity of fires, or anything that it could possibly ignite upon.
The fact that the president FLEW with a HUGE plane to this one guy, who brought his own cup, and the PAPER was the thing that killed him.
Also, god eating a kid is the best thing ever!
What about 14:32
@@ImFromIowa what is lowa?
@@I_killed_that_beard_guy a state.
Its pretty realistic. Climate activists fly in private jets all the time.
They also turned a parked car into trash upon landing.
I love the baby doctor skit!! It seemed so serious at first lol
Whenever I see the birthday one instead of wondering how much of a psychopath the dad is making him kill the pony I wonder how he got that xbocks x inside the pony in the first place lol
Well the horse simply swallowed an X-Box seed and it grew inside them, have a nice day!
I wonder how he killed the pony. I mean, if they were trapped in a room and his life depended on him killing the pony and he had a knife, the pony would most likely win that fight.
@@TheReaverOfDarkness Except that the Dad actually poisoned the pony's hay. So that if the kid chickened out, the Dad could still play that sweet sweet Xbox.
@@Andricus1 it wasn't actually poisoned though. It was just a scheme to make the kid stop complaining
The horse has a case of LPS:
_Living Piñata Syndrome_
This will actually be my news on Saturday. 😎👌🏽
its all old clips from years ago im sorry to tell you
@@WavyB1 Don't ruin Chip's business like that! If people haven't seen it, it's news to them! =D
This is the news we deserve
The phantom pregnancy always was creepy to me. She wasn't the one with the phantom pregnancy. He was the one being led to believe he was a legit doctor delivering an actual child.
Come on Susie, I've never seen someone take that many road signs to the head the way Jimmy can!
The opinion debate is genuinely how news debates feel sometimes
At 9:41 look at the remote where the animators forgot to remove the hand from the remote before he touches it
Damn, that phantom pregnancy thing was creepy as all hell.
He just casually swallowed that wine the second she spit it out lol
Transitions felt abrupt without the ending credits for each one, as if you cut out some ending.
Personal taste. Loved every minute!
Because that’s what they did
27:41… Even years later, this short sticks with me. It gives me mad goosebumps and I still try to identify as to what the actual hell this one is supposed to mean, but I can’t ever make sense of it…
“America’s a dude”
with perfectly logical and accurate explanations as to why 😭😂
Why are you cutting all the extra scenes/end bits? It usually makes the whole skit funnier
Because breaking news
@@cheetz9168 But the last one they had the extra scenes/end bits...
I would like to see the "Don't be a fireman" video.
This is a great way of doing a compilation. Glad they thought of this.
What's 1 cup gonna do? Just ask those 2 girls
7:34 “every ‘Spaceman’should know first”
"Earth!"
...
*"NOT SAFE!"*
In an extra scene of The Forensics, the scientist grabs the mouse, aaaaand, likes his photo. "Good choice."
Chip Chapley, if you tell someone to expect the unexpected, would that make the unexpected, expected?
the Pregnancy short is still probably my favourite
that second question was absolutely savage
Question: If someone marries America, do they get half in a divorce?
I never understood the ending of the pregnancy clip
I know it's dark humor but that one flies over my head
At first, I thought it was a Highlander reference. Like "There can only be one!" / Mrs. Macleod. So the baby didn't exist until the mother was gone. I don't know about the hospital suddenly becoming nothing though.
After watching it a second time, I believe the joke is that it's a literal "Phantom Pregnancy".
The last question is easy to answer if you frame it right:
Consider someone eating you: you'll disappear. But if you eat someone, you're twice as big. So, when you eat yourself, it just depends on whether you're the one eating you first or if you eat yourself second.
Ah, leftovers! That makes perfect sense.
@9:08 lmao the flying spaghetti monster 🤣🤣🤣
As a San Dieagan I am glad that our city is America’s something.
4:24 galaxy fox: dang, I gotta glue that up agaaainn....
2:16 ... omg my heartbeat lol
I’m very proud to say that I’ll never watch any other news channel because this, this is the best.
well this compilation is just amazing
I love these! Keep them coming.
I really wish they made a Don't Be A Fireman one so freaking bad 😅
The guy with the protection ballon nearly went to planet silly
God damn. The mashups are so much better with a bit of news every so often.
3:53 I know it’s a joke but honestly some shops do sell reuseable cups that if you use give you discounts
i remember watching this maybe in 2012 i’m glad there still at it
was the fart sound with earth blowing up into pieces falling "down" a reference to the demented cartoon movie?
17:00 the mom and dad are definetly skinwalkers
the dad with the scary face and melting eyes was horrifying to me
Chip Chapley went in on Elytra Plays
21:47 I died lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So did they
@@theVictor-isVonDoom yup😂
At 14:00 Suzy's pink eye switches eyes :)
My Saturday is a lot better now
Lol this should be every morning in Saturdays
Why we can’t eat the fire?
I noticed the spaghetti crab this time i saw the space one, nice refrence
I got the notification I asked myself why am I still subscribe to this channel if I haven’t watched it in so long Started watching dis vid and I instantly remembered why
So fish eyes are just in there for charater design? I knew it.
i got this; You stay the same, you are simply rearranging yourself.
Here’s a question, why can the koolaid (I know it’s spelt wrong) survive a brick wall, but not a small fall?
They predicted Netflix ahahaha
That is San Diego in a nut shell
I only watch Chip Chapley and Tucker Carlson as far as news goes. Used to watch the SNL Evening News,
but that was before Belushi died.
Dude sounds like Quagmire
Most reliable news
I know this is coming out of the left field since chip is such a renowned and trustworthy anchor but I think he might be wrong...
I want all of those, don't be a... Tapes
If the world explodes with a small fart noise I wouldn't even be mad...
3:22 of course it Oregon. lol
I've never seen the dog one, that's news to me!
Ah they forgot to add the aftercredits of the cop video lol
Florida in next week:
5 florida mans married American in last 3 days
Florida, Americas dingus haha
yep is morning in 12am
I always hear Jimmy Neutrons mom when I hear susie say No jimmy.
I like how they censored [censor]. [censor]. Ur. An. Us. [censor]. 😒
9:13 this predicted the Holy Toast Jesus that was Silly in disguise guys
9:00 , i believe space is the dlc to earth only for rich people but ok.
I love this i hope that you guys are gonna be making this for a lot longer
if every murderer drank water at one point, are we all murderers?
Earth... Not safe!
The last one made me miss Tony Purgatelli.
RIP 🕊RUSTY🕊❤️🖤🐶
When will our fathers come back from the store after getting milk
Opposite day was the first one I saw
That cop and guy keeps scrolling finds the truth cop puts fear into that man unfortunately I bet alot of that scene is true even with cops
14:01 eye bruise swap
I just learnt that dingus refers to something one cannot or does not wish to name specifically.(America's Butthole)
Dude thought he's gonna top America but got bottomed.
15:18 Who was the idiot that was throwing a landmine around like a frisbee?
The genius did kill him tho
RIP rusty
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! spoon feed me more of the great mustashioed man outherwises known as chip chaply
I think I got this question what is the best way to hide a dead body?
I always figured America was a man. Thank you Cyanide and Happiness, for confirming this!
When you from San Diego 🤦🏽♂️
Fuck I wasn't ready for that screamer
If this was a legitimate TV segment in my youth, I’d be pretty f*cked. 👍
The first normal Florida gur
Very funny
This is a perfect example on why 99% America is going to hell