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  • @mayniaDay
    @mayniaDay Před rokem +12220

    OH NO THE BROWNIES TURNED HIM INTO A SIM

  • @Fairy-cj5vl
    @Fairy-cj5vl Před 9 měsíci +2224

    "GLISTEN BOOT, MAYONNAISE, BACK SCRATCHER, CRUTAN FLARP!" Got me dying💀💀💀

  • @Lime_Cookiee
    @Lime_Cookiee Před 9 měsíci +107

    Bro spoke the sims language 💀

  • @Z0neXDthebest
    @Z0neXDthebest Před 8 měsíci +237

    Bros naming new elements with those numbers 💀

  • @nerasuikeboku644
    @nerasuikeboku644 Před rokem +4079

    Tbh I think real emergency dispatch wouldn't hang up rather they would think it could be a stroke

    • @Fella_friend
      @Fella_friend Před rokem +263

      Exactly, like that could be very bad. There’s a few other brain issues it can be as well all of which are bad.

    • @Omnicatmeow26
      @Omnicatmeow26 Před rokem +57

      or w33d🍃

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 Před rokem +167

      Yeah, the 60-75% chance it's weed or alcohol means that it's way too likely a very bad situation developing for them to hang up. Even if it IS weed or alcohol, sounding like you're having a stroke could mean an OD.

    • @Idle_Cerberus
      @Idle_Cerberus Před rokem +55

      ​@@SpinAttackLink Ive gone into a 5 day coma from weed lmao, trust me there's a lot weed can do that it normally doesn't do

    • @thisisaperson660
      @thisisaperson660 Před rokem

      @@SpinAttackLink bruh are you fucking stupid or what. Its clearly implied in the skit that this 911 caller ate way too many, very easily could be assumed that they ate a whole tray. Thats enough for it to be a concern

  • @Foot_Sniffer96
    @Foot_Sniffer96 Před rokem +453

    "Sir I think your brain broke" 💀

  • @Tsuyu_the_frog_girl
    @Tsuyu_the_frog_girl Před 9 měsíci +36

    "GORN GORN" got me rolling off my bed💀💀💀

  • @damienhadzic
    @damienhadzic Před 2 měsíci +2

    Cleveland turn into a Sims character😂

  • @thewizard-edits
    @thewizard-edits Před rokem +1095

    bro got that Fiddleford McGucket speech

    • @4thwall271
      @4thwall271 Před rokem +33

      Gravity Falls

    • @zackbuildit88
      @zackbuildit88 Před rokem +33

      Please, Mcgucket is standard for an Appalachian goin' kookoo, this a whole nother level

    • @justasimplepickaxe3056
      @justasimplepickaxe3056 Před rokem +14

      I was searching for this comment

    • @shadowuncured
      @shadowuncured Před rokem +16

      Except he sounds like Gideon

    • @janibany
      @janibany Před rokem +8

      @@shadowuncured fair point "i'm lil'gideon"

  • @danniefarrow8214
    @danniefarrow8214 Před rokem +2022

    I never had *"brownies"* in my life but I understood every nonsensical thing he just said..

  • @veravanvleck2992
    @veravanvleck2992 Před 5 měsíci +9

    "i FiNIsHeD aLl ThEm BrOwNiEs."

  • @GrahamHocher
    @GrahamHocher Před 6 měsíci +8

    "gorn gorn!"
    The best thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @imalittleweirdo
    @imalittleweirdo Před rokem +368

    bro started speaking simolian

    • @glambertgurl1117
      @glambertgurl1117 Před rokem +25

      I don't want to be that person, but Simlish is the language. Simolian is the money Sims use.
      If it makes you feel any better, I used to get them confused too lol.

    • @imalittleweirdo
      @imalittleweirdo Před rokem +8

      @@glambertgurl1117 oh ye… nerd

    • @TheUnplannedLove
      @TheUnplannedLove Před rokem +7

      @@glambertgurl1117 I approve of this message 😂

    • @glambertgurl1117
      @glambertgurl1117 Před rokem +9

      @@imalittleweirdo Yes, I am a nerd and I'm proud of it lol.

    • @emmiesevillana459
      @emmiesevillana459 Před rokem +2

      ​@@glambertgurl1117 good for you

  • @Phone_Gamer69
    @Phone_Gamer69 Před rokem +398

    “GORN GORN” got me rolling 💀

  • @Imsleepdeprived12
    @Imsleepdeprived12 Před 9 měsíci +10

    “I fInIsHeD aLl tHeM bRoWnIeS”

  • @Bryce_GarrettsChannel
    @Bryce_GarrettsChannel Před 7 měsíci +7

    I think your brain broke got me😂

  • @Lemon_Slices
    @Lemon_Slices Před rokem +1197

    Fucking “gorn gorn”😂
    Man that’s a lot of likes

  • @Kchi_official
    @Kchi_official Před rokem +248

    Bro turned into a sim

    • @TyrannosaurusRex..
      @TyrannosaurusRex.. Před rokem +2

      Bro had the AUDACITY the steal another comment. 😭

    • @SecureContainRedacted
      @SecureContainRedacted Před rokem +2

      Copied

    • @chocogoddess1847
      @chocogoddess1847 Před rokem +1

      @@SecureContainRedacted its not copied cause its one of the least unoriginal comments ever

    • @SecureContainRedacted
      @SecureContainRedacted Před rokem +1

      @@chocogoddess1847 The original comment says, “OH NO THE BROWNIES TURNED HIM INTO A SIM!” It was made 7 months ago. It currently has 59 replies and over 4k likes. I’m sure you can find it pretty easily.

    • @chocogoddess1847
      @chocogoddess1847 Před rokem +1

      @@SecureContainRedacted and the comment Bro turned into a sim was made years ago on several other videos so its not copied cause everyone uses it

  • @jasperjonnysmael6486
    @jasperjonnysmael6486 Před 7 měsíci +4

    ''sir I think you're brain broke'' got me😂

  • @Sekiroisthebestsouls
    @Sekiroisthebestsouls Před 9 měsíci +4

    Mayonnaise back scratcher cruton flarp gorn gorn 😂😂😂😂

  • @DuckPersonThing
    @DuckPersonThing Před rokem +619

    The man’s final words before he ran of into the woods, thinking he was a cow: “GARN GARN”
    Y’ALL I MADE A JOKE STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ON WHAT THE HIGH MAN SAID- 💀💀💀

    • @cooq69
      @cooq69 Před 11 měsíci +4

      The final words said to bullet was "he put his foot out too and I now I AHHHH"

    • @DEEZY_141
      @DEEZY_141 Před 10 měsíci +3

      No it’s gorn gorn not garn garn

    • @acenunya-sk4po
      @acenunya-sk4po Před 10 měsíci +1

      Lol

    • @acenunya-sk4po
      @acenunya-sk4po Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@DEEZY_141lol even better

    • @rurllysilly
      @rurllysilly Před 10 měsíci +1

      This is mine so we have like a like a coat hanger and so someone put their hat on the very top of the calendar and I put my jacket and now every night from that day to this day still I see a man staring right at me in the middle of the night when I'm looking out of the window we have in the back

  • @mrsuninthegalexy
    @mrsuninthegalexy Před 10 měsíci +491

    'DOrN dORn' killed me 💀

  • @brianouzts5621
    @brianouzts5621 Před 9 měsíci +2

    HOW MUCH WEED BROWNIES DID HE EAT!? CUZ HE'S VERY HIGH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonfish2709
    @jasonfish2709 Před 9 měsíci +3

    "cleo bloop" got me rolling

  • @Kayeden2414
    @Kayeden2414 Před rokem +297

    "Mayonnaise back scratcher crouton slop" best line I've ever heard

  • @user-ih2yf2vf3c
    @user-ih2yf2vf3c Před 10 měsíci +68

    "These edibles ain't shi" famous last words

    • @DresMultiverse
      @DresMultiverse Před 4 měsíci +1

      Should have a short made lmao

    • @user-ul3mw6wm5n
      @user-ul3mw6wm5n Před 2 měsíci +3

      I think this is a second part of another short and he got the bronies from a drug addict.

    • @DresMultiverse
      @DresMultiverse Před měsícem +1

      @@user-ul3mw6wm5n Oh he most definitely did. A drug addict dog to be exact lmao

  • @user-ch5gb5lv6r
    @user-ch5gb5lv6r Před 6 měsíci +1

    GARN GARN made me laugh. So hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevelapierre4776
    @stevelapierre4776 Před 7 měsíci +1

    😳🤪oh Crikey... Blimey!!! I think my brain broke too. lol..

  • @raybaughcum2978
    @raybaughcum2978 Před 10 měsíci +856

    “CrOuToN fLaRp!”
    and
    “GaRn GaRn”got me so good I choked on my hot pocket

    • @Longestcomment713
      @Longestcomment713 Před 7 měsíci +3

      How u choke one a hot pocket

    • @MrKris647
      @MrKris647 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Skill issue

    • @dottodot_games
      @dottodot_games Před 6 měsíci +1

      I smiled at that part

    • @EfrainPlayer2
      @EfrainPlayer2 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@MrKris647can’t be saying “skill issue” when your pfp is alphabet lore 💀

    • @MrKris647
      @MrKris647 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@EfrainPlayer2Do you not know what a joke is?

  • @ohno5606
    @ohno5606 Před rokem +157

    pov: you live in a state where weed is legal

  • @Random_content1234
    @Random_content1234 Před 9 dny +1

    "dOrn DoRn"😂😂

  • @LegozPlayer
    @LegozPlayer Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Goodbye Sir”
    “Dorn Dorn”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JMezzy02
    @JMezzy02 Před rokem +74

    Happy 4/20 to all the dispatchers who have to answer these calls today.

  • @EllainaBigsby-qu3op
    @EllainaBigsby-qu3op Před rokem +95

    The only guy on the internet who can lip-sync perfectly

    • @GMDcosmic
      @GMDcosmic Před 9 měsíci

      He probably says it but this is crazy.

    • @DJHuntsofficial
      @DJHuntsofficial  Před 9 měsíci +4

      Oh! You mean the guy who literally steals everyone’s audio and GIVES NO CREDIT TO ORIGNAL OWNER?? yeah screw that guy

  • @Infinite.void19918
    @Infinite.void19918 Před 2 měsíci +1

    He was feeling the best he ever felt

  • @-..Unknown..
    @-..Unknown.. Před 8 měsíci +1

    “Sir, I think your brain broke.”💀 help-

  • @LemonEditsRandom
    @LemonEditsRandom Před 11 měsíci +135

    Bro became a sims character💀

  • @Jaybird913
    @Jaybird913 Před rokem +177

    Man started speaking German latin

  • @AntiZoophileOvergunner
    @AntiZoophileOvergunner Před 7 měsíci +1

    "parmgleeplarmaleglistenbloopmayonnaisebackscratchercroutonflarp"
    I DIED, CAME BACK, AND DIED AGAIN 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jellybeanfan4571
    @jellybeanfan4571 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Sir I think your brain broke”💀💀

  • @dmfy4
    @dmfy4 Před 9 měsíci +222

    “mayonnaisebackscratchandcroutonflarp” truly inspirational

    • @KrydrogensNull
      @KrydrogensNull Před 6 měsíci

      li undiostoond whadoodle youable saidalifcrff vvg bgcvcg fvgcfnbvhnbgvf hbgfcdxvctgfd cfjuhydgcujgyfhtgrcdxvchygfb cvxygcvgrbfgh vfnbvhfgcvfh ggbfv

    • @SunEeveeREAL
      @SunEeveeREAL Před 4 měsíci +2

      Omg im dying lol

    • @Mrmystery9
      @Mrmystery9 Před měsícem +1

      Sounds like something bill cipher would say

    • @Notagood-Mcname
      @Notagood-Mcname Před 19 dny

      @@Mrmystery9 Fr

  • @f4t4l3rr0r_
    @f4t4l3rr0r_ Před rokem +137

    I loved this episode of Paradise PD, these scenes were hilarious

  • @Homing_lake0
    @Homing_lake0 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Nobody:
    My brain in the middle of math class:

  • @AlexSmith1.618
    @AlexSmith1.618 Před 6 měsíci

    This one makes me laugh every time I see it 🤣

  • @patriciakling2361
    @patriciakling2361 Před rokem +124

    I need a translator for this guy cuz I don't know how to speak Sim

    • @nfshelper8317
      @nfshelper8317 Před rokem +2

      Just eat 'brownies' and you'll know

    • @LimePumpkin
      @LimePumpkin Před rokem +2

      ​@@nfshelper8317 SOMEONE STOLE THE BROWNIES

  • @carrielajeunesse5776
    @carrielajeunesse5776 Před rokem +70

    “Sir I think your brain broke”
    😂😂😂
    You think?! 😂😂😂

  • @fwolf123
    @fwolf123 Před 11 dny

    i think your brain broke.. got me😂😂😂

  • @issanadeem1042
    @issanadeem1042 Před rokem +303

    For those of you who don't know where the audio is from, it's from a fucked up show called Paradise PD. FUCKING AMAZING SHOW

    • @Jo3ymoe
      @Jo3ymoe Před 9 měsíci +13

      I CAN SMELL COLOURS AND I CAN SEE SMELLS -Dusty

    • @StabbyBen
      @StabbyBen Před 9 měsíci +5

      Fucking love Paradise PD. So sad it got cancled. Here's to hoping Farzar doesn't end as quickly!

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 Před 9 měsíci

      Sounds interesting

    • @issanadeem1042
      @issanadeem1042 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@StabbyBen hear hear

    • @headleybrown2041
      @headleybrown2041 Před 8 měsíci

      But he already put it as hastag in the title

  • @flamedragon1345
    @flamedragon1345 Před rokem +38

    Bro is so high he started speaking the language of the gods

  • @iris_the_slytherin
    @iris_the_slytherin Před měsícem +1

    The brownies turned him into cleveland in the beginning and then zim at the end😅😅😅

  • @Clenner0
    @Clenner0 Před 2 měsíci

    "GORN GORN"!
    Cracked me upp like an egg

  • @SaviiH7
    @SaviiH7 Před 10 měsíci +37

    GORN GORN! Got me on the floor dying😂

  • @Rip_Bacon282
    @Rip_Bacon282 Před 9 měsíci +35

    "Yeps and bottoms is that a yes" 😂😂😂 had me dead

  • @user-lv1ot7pq4l
    @user-lv1ot7pq4l Před 3 měsíci

    Paradise of is one of the funniest shows I have ever watched

  • @ChesapeakePanthers
    @ChesapeakePanthers Před 19 dny

    DoRN DoRN got me dying laughing 🤣

  • @benitaogmamma1467
    @benitaogmamma1467 Před rokem +70

    This is me on my worst days. I don’t even need drugs

  • @harmon7942
    @harmon7942 Před rokem +13

    My body’s a haunted house got me rolling on the floor

  • @JadeWityshyn-rd6gf
    @JadeWityshyn-rd6gf Před 3 měsíci

    Sir, I think your brain broke got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cc-ng4eu
    @Cc-ng4eu Před měsícem

    Oh ThEN I'm Reaal GlaD i caLlEd got me dying 😂

  • @jayko7237
    @jayko7237 Před rokem +5

    I love Dusty, he’s so funny

  • @AdamisbestHHcharacter
    @AdamisbestHHcharacter Před rokem +16

    He became a sim 😂

  • @jayransom4941
    @jayransom4941 Před 8 měsíci

    You never fail to make me laugh

  • @peleanimationcomics3263
    @peleanimationcomics3263 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I think it’s an alien that called the cops and they forgot how to be human!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ghabl3
    @Ghabl3 Před rokem +63

    watched this like 10 times over

  • @unkown557
    @unkown557 Před rokem +7

    He got so high he became a Sims character 😂😂

  • @CadeTheTherian.
    @CadeTheTherian. Před měsícem

    “ sir, I think your brain broke” This is the funniest 😂😂😂😂 i couldn’t breath after ten minutes of laughter 😂 my parents were just as concerned as the police

  • @HeidiHansen-gk4rg
    @HeidiHansen-gk4rg Před 9 dny

    I love the end when it say glong glong so peacefully hahahaa😂😂😂

  • @TheCrazyPet
    @TheCrazyPet Před rokem +3

    I’VE HEARD THIS AUDIO 1,000,000 TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD😂

  • @JustAnotherAntiFurry698
    @JustAnotherAntiFurry698 Před rokem +64

    This is me when I try to be social

  • @Myntis
    @Myntis Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dang the way he said GLORM GLEAP BLISH BLOOP BACK SCRATCHING CROUTON FLART

  • @JakirHossain-cu5gq
    @JakirHossain-cu5gq Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bro just explained by little bro in 56 languages 💀

  • @MexicanaRanger_Quack
    @MexicanaRanger_Quack Před rokem +4

    Bro turned into a sims character

  • @lazyreaps
    @lazyreaps Před rokem +4

    😂😂😂I'd be dying watching this happen for real

  • @tabertheking9421
    @tabertheking9421 Před 2 měsíci

    That "mayonnaisebackscratchercroutonflarp" Made me laugh SO hard i choked on my toe😂😂😂

  • @FangandSpikethe2BeardedDragons

    “MAYYONAISE, BACKSCRATCHER, CROUTON FLARP!” 😂

  • @zandercoleman221
    @zandercoleman221 Před rokem +71

    I love paradise pd😂

    • @Sh33pyBoi
      @Sh33pyBoi Před 8 měsíci +1

      It has the type of humor where you are grossed out but still kind of laughing sober, laughing drunk, belly-busting high, and anything else (My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke)

  • @SDarkfire500
    @SDarkfire500 Před rokem +11

    Nowadays, I would not doubt that this was a real 911 call.😂😂

  • @Demonmoji
    @Demonmoji Před 4 měsíci

    Paradise PD underrated AF 😂😂

  • @user-he4zn1ui6q
    @user-he4zn1ui6q Před 6 měsíci

    Every time i watch this vid i laugh so much🤣🤣🤣

  • @normanpotter5184
    @normanpotter5184 Před rokem +64

    God I love Paradise PD

  • @ScrewlooseMS
    @ScrewlooseMS Před rokem +113

    *dorn dorn* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTotallyLegit
    @TheTotallyLegit Před 2 dny

    "Gorn Gorn" Was the newest "goodbye" ever

  • @Wolf_Therian7309
    @Wolf_Therian7309 Před 15 dny

    The gibberish got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DrSlick
    @DrSlick Před rokem +15

    When he said “crouton flarp” I felt that.

  • @wolvesofthegrandcanyonpark1095
    @wolvesofthegrandcanyonpark1095 Před 11 měsíci +17

    Goodbye sir. GORN GORN!!!
    *me dying on the floor* 🤣🤣

  • @user-xr1fm3oo3d
    @user-xr1fm3oo3d Před 3 měsíci

    Bro gon insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @MessiandRonaldotheG.O.A.T.S
    @MessiandRonaldotheG.O.A.T.S Před 6 měsíci +1

    I watched part one it's hilarious 😂

  • @TheLividLynx
    @TheLividLynx Před rokem +10

    I think those brownies were filled with some, "acid"

  • @ericday9177
    @ericday9177 Před rokem +14

    Omg this just made my day I have seen the original but your acting is just to good 😂

  • @pyrohawk69
    @pyrohawk69 Před 7 měsíci

    Paradise PD is a great show! 😂

  • @Halliajbill
    @Halliajbill Před 2 měsíci +1

    Cop:i think your brain broke
    Me:no i think his brain fell off

  • @Ashirro_
    @Ashirro_ Před rokem +11

    Bro turned into a sims 3 character

  • @KintexWarrior
    @KintexWarrior Před 11 měsíci +9

    “Mayonnaise backscratcher crouton flarp”💀💀💀

  • @amandarichardson8465
    @amandarichardson8465 Před 2 měsíci

    I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @Corey_keogh
    @Corey_keogh Před 3 měsíci

    My hearts beating backwards 🤣

  • @piccoloktheforged
    @piccoloktheforged Před rokem +13

    My guy went from normal to sim in a short amount of time

  • @JaxStandish-qz1gc
    @JaxStandish-qz1gc Před 10 měsíci +4

    Bro played some sims 4 and while the effects of the brownie hit 💀💀💀

  • @user-bq9vd4cu9b
    @user-bq9vd4cu9b Před měsícem

    Bro created a new language 😂😂😂😂

  • @kattysliveshorts4404
    @kattysliveshorts4404 Před 7 měsíci

    How did you get thow that without laughing???? CUZ IM DIEING 😂😂. Dorn dorn got me on the floor

  • @geminilife8638
    @geminilife8638 Před rokem +7

    “Gorn gorn” got me 😂😂😂