911 PHONE CALLS

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2023
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  • @EggKing.
    @EggKing. Před 9 měsíci +2663

    bro i died when i heard "this drug addict gave me a brownie"

  • @Qazukll
    @Qazukll Před 9 měsíci +2049

    “I FORGOT HOW TO 💩!” had me 💀

  • @Single.663
    @Single.663 Před 9 měsíci +826

    “I measured my buttcrack 3 times and it was longer each time!!!” 💀

    • @RAINBOWPAWZZZ
      @RAINBOWPAWZZZ Před 9 měsíci +8

      💀💀💀

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather Před 8 měsíci +9

      That vertical smile barked at me and now I am immersed in a green cloud of death... I need Oxygen!

    • @chyfobbs6121
      @chyfobbs6121 Před 8 měsíci +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @thehorroranalog2943
      @thehorroranalog2943 Před 8 měsíci +11

      *"I'M SPLITTING INTO TWO PEOPLE!!!!!!"*

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@thehorroranalog2943 - I measured my butt crack three times.... Now my fingers smell good and so does my tape measure LOL

  • @Time4_memes
    @Time4_memes Před 9 měsíci +1013

    "OOOOH, there's like 17 more brownies on that plate👀 ...imma finish them off an call you back"

    • @mitchellspanheimer1803
      @mitchellspanheimer1803 Před 9 měsíci +35

      Might not be able to call him back after that... He will probably be dead...XD

    • @ragaffn
      @ragaffn Před 9 měsíci +11

      Just described most people today 😅

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@mitchellspanheimer1803it'll be the first one in the history of mankind

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Legends say that operator is still waiting for that call back to this day.

    • @TMP876
      @TMP876 Před 9 měsíci +10

      “I finished all them brownies”🤤

  • @caitlyn_h
    @caitlyn_h Před 9 měsíci +987

    "Goop Boop now its going boop goop" Loll 😂

  • @carlpapa123
    @carlpapa123 Před 9 měsíci +477

    "Theres like 17 more brownies" fucking killed me🤣

  • @Uriah_mccurry
    @Uriah_mccurry Před 9 měsíci +12

    I measured my butt crack 3 times got me dying😂💀

  • @isabella23643
    @isabella23643 Před 9 měsíci +38

    "theres like 17 more brownies" GOT ME ROLLING

  • @randomidiot907
    @randomidiot907 Před 9 měsíci +304

    Bro literally lost his brain 💀

  • @jackgoodrow2550
    @jackgoodrow2550 Před 9 měsíci +179

    This might just be my favorite short that i've ever watched

  • @heatherjones4590
    @heatherjones4590 Před 9 měsíci +109

    ' I can here colors
    I can see sounds '😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dorothytucker9305
      @dorothytucker9305 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It just has deathwish coffee on it. 😂

    • @SonicandAshKetchum
      @SonicandAshKetchum Před 8 měsíci +7

      I FORGOT HOW TO SH!T!

    • @catfinity8799
      @catfinity8799 Před 7 měsíci

      Some people naturally do that. It's a condition called synesthesia.

    • @sarahwiseman9110
      @sarahwiseman9110 Před 7 měsíci

      Damn i wish i could see my thoughts

    • @nadjasunflower1387
      @nadjasunflower1387 Před 7 měsíci

      @@catfinity8799 don't know if this guy has that. but there's a music reactor can't remember his name where he's a former DJ ( or maybe still is ) but he describes his process because so many people I guess have asked him why he closes his eyes.
      He says that music imparts a pattern of colors to him as he listens to it, he said it's how he can tell really well written music because the colors are arranged by instrumentation in his mind. ( just guessing with this part but i'm guessing if a certain color seamlessly flows, joins and becomes another color it would show him a smooth transition in the music).

  • @zionplaysrobloxyt
    @zionplaysrobloxyt Před 9 měsíci +101

    It's the eyes for mee 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jazzycat1390
    @jazzycat1390 Před 9 měsíci +265

    The original audio is from a show called "Paradise PD" there's a few more funny calls like this one.

    • @literallynotBuilderman
      @literallynotBuilderman Před 9 měsíci

      @@WillOfMyD okay but who fucking cares
      we dont care about your show and we dont care about your complaints
      we didnt ask now go away

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@WillOfMyDbrickelberry is better but pd is still worth a watch. Inside job is a underrated show aswell 👊

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@Legends-of-Matty PD is worth watching if you're extremely bored. I like that it actually has continuity, but the over saturation of raunchiness makes it unbearable to watch. The only character I legit like, is Gina. She's not incompetent (as far as I saw), she's fair in her assessments as a cop, she's an overachiever, and I love that there's a reason as to why she is as extreme as she is! Plus, she's kinda hot.
      The only gray area I have with her, is with Dusty. I love perverted female characters & I don't mind that it's with a fat guy. Let's just say I like the "ugly bastard" tag in hentai. However, her extreme with him seems predatorial in nature and it's kinda hard to watch. Denzel from Brickelberry had a fetish for old ladies, but he never forced himself on them or stocked them like Gina does with Dusty. She's basically what a Kanker sister would be like if they grew up.

    • @notafightitsanexecution
      @notafightitsanexecution Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@WillOfMyD 0.0

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD Před 9 měsíci

      @@notafightitsanexecution 😃👍🏾

  • @RomantheWarriorgames
    @RomantheWarriorgames Před 9 měsíci +10

    ”I’M DEAD”
    *proceeds to tell him his heart is beating*

  • @Randomclone5464
    @Randomclone5464 Před 9 měsíci +14

    "I forgot how to 💩" killed me 🤣🤣

  • @indrajitkonar5461
    @indrajitkonar5461 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Bro is gonna turn into a menace after finishing his plate...

  • @Geckolord
    @Geckolord Před 9 měsíci +102

    “I can Hera colors” ☠️

  • @IDKMSVM
    @IDKMSVM Před 9 měsíci +9

    The drug addiction has NOTHING to do with the emergency 😅

  • @PimpDaddyNV
    @PimpDaddyNV Před 9 měsíci +20

    bro lost his last 2 brain cells💀

    • @steveowens7966
      @steveowens7966 Před 7 měsíci +3

      He lost 3 of his 2 brain cells

    • @thebluebuilder
      @thebluebuilder Před 6 měsíci +1

      He went into the negatives...😂
      -5 brain cells.

  • @imaddd304
    @imaddd304 Před 9 měsíci +33

    That police officer is the most laid back person ever
    If that was me, I would die... because I'm laughing so hard

  • @EskChan19
    @EskChan19 Před 9 měsíci +8

    You know it's an emergency when the caller goes "Oh there's food. I'll finish that and call you back"

  • @Nolan_Studios_OFFICIAL
    @Nolan_Studios_OFFICIAL Před 9 měsíci +19

    Later: “I think I ate all them 🅱️rownies.”

  • @DawsonNesbitt-qg6or
    @DawsonNesbitt-qg6or Před 9 měsíci +27

    Best version of this audio by far 😂

  • @NeptunesDragons
    @NeptunesDragons Před 9 měsíci +7

    “what makes you think you’re heart is beating backwards” 😑
    “WELL NORMALLY IT GOES KOOP BOOP…..but now it’s going boop koop!” 😳 -DJ Hunts 9/1/22

  • @Thatoneanimator17
    @Thatoneanimator17 Před 9 měsíci +101

    Pure masterpiece 👏 👏 👏

  • @kevonf1267
    @kevonf1267 Před 9 měsíci +18

    I'm dead, help me im dead 😂😂😂

  • @Katie_the_rat
    @Katie_the_rat Před 9 měsíci +20

    I was legit cry laughing under my blanket-

  • @_-JonDoe-_
    @_-JonDoe-_ Před 9 měsíci +54

    I didn’t know I needed this. Thank you

  • @Dankestmans
    @Dankestmans Před 9 měsíci +3

    Paradise PD is a classic 😂

  • @LenaTheArtist2012
    @LenaTheArtist2012 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "Imma finished them then imma call u back" killed me 💀

  • @basketballdude1521
    @basketballdude1521 Před 9 měsíci +6

    This guys facial expressions are so funny. Love your vids

  • @flapjack8809
    @flapjack8809 Před 9 měsíci +26

    The crossover we didn't deserve 👌

  • @Drayton226
    @Drayton226 Před 9 měsíci +14

    Best video I've seen in a month also you are probably the best CZcams actor

  • @chanticleer0714
    @chanticleer0714 Před 9 měsíci +12

    😂😂 you're one of my favorite comment creators. Never, never change.

  • @HawloKnight
    @HawloKnight Před 9 měsíci +9

    Gimme some of those brownies

  • @sonsofsparda22
    @sonsofsparda22 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Dusty was so INCREDIBLE

  • @Dude-xb3xh
    @Dude-xb3xh Před 8 měsíci +2

    That dog’s you know what caused this face made that moment so much better especially when I thought he was the addict at first sight

  • @Goosen.
    @Goosen. Před 9 měsíci +16

    Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣

  • @LagonishVR
    @LagonishVR Před 9 měsíci +2

    Honestly one of my most favorite moments in paradise pd lmao

  • @katerinachelmis568
    @katerinachelmis568 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Legend says he’s still high to this day

  • @Redstonefox7245
    @Redstonefox7245 Před 7 měsíci +1

    THIS IS THE BEST CZcams SHORT EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!

  • @HollyPlays-ph4vr
    @HollyPlays-ph4vr Před 6 měsíci +1

    "I FORGOT HOW TO 💩!!"
    Got me on my knees 😂😂😂

  • @Shonn-vq7qe
    @Shonn-vq7qe Před 9 měsíci +1

    What I wouldn't give to be the guy that answered this call😂😂😂

  • @Piper_McLean761
    @Piper_McLean761 Před 9 měsíci +7

    I have listened to this audio sm I have it memorized lol

  • @CraigTheBrute838
    @CraigTheBrute838 Před 8 měsíci

    I’ve seen a lot of 911 call jokes on CZcams, but this one is definitely my favorite 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MadLad-iu4sm
    @MadLad-iu4sm Před 9 měsíci +4

    I CAN SEE SOUNDS I CAN HEAR COLORS!! IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY

  • @heyitshellfire9153
    @heyitshellfire9153 Před 9 měsíci +12

    We need the next one 😂😂😂

    • @brandonlove9012
      @brandonlove9012 Před 9 měsíci

      he already did a while ago look for the one where hes a haunted house

    • @heyitshellfire9153
      @heyitshellfire9153 Před 9 měsíci

      @@brandonlove9012 a remake following this one I mean, but I honestly have no idea what video your on about nor can I find it

    • @heyitshellfire9153
      @heyitshellfire9153 Před 9 měsíci

      @@brandonlove9012 nevermind found it, the haunted house thing threw me off 😭

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Před 8 měsíci +3

    In the EMS report: "Patient claims to be deceased, patient vitals indicate otherwise."

  • @My-cute-baby-sister
    @My-cute-baby-sister Před 6 měsíci +1

    Uhhhuha I CAN SEE SOUND"
    I CAN HEr COLORS"!
    I FORGOT HOTA SH*T!
    😂
    Im never going to get over this video 🤣

  • @nightgunz315
    @nightgunz315 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I'm splitting into 2 people!😂

  • @cas8227
    @cas8227 Před 9 měsíci +1

    now I'm waiting for part 2 because of how funny this was

  • @Zena_Rose
    @Zena_Rose Před 9 měsíci +2

    Your lazy eye makes this even more better than the original audio, which is from Paradise P.D.

  • @r.i.p.flapjack
    @r.i.p.flapjack Před 9 měsíci +1

    my boi gonna be zoinked out of his MIND

  • @robertoanchondo2895
    @robertoanchondo2895 Před 5 měsíci

    This guy made this 10 times better😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ww3eq4no8o
    @user-ww3eq4no8o Před 2 měsíci +1

    I thing am LOL and why I'm thinking I'm LOL is because this vid cracks me up every time i rewatch it oh noooooo.

  • @Moxie_D_foxyfan
    @Moxie_D_foxyfan Před 8 měsíci +1

    We need more of these police story videos

  • @AvnoArts
    @AvnoArts Před 9 měsíci +1

    “I’m Seeing Sounds.. I can hear Colors!!”

  • @daniellecanam522
    @daniellecanam522 Před 7 měsíci +1

    My Heart uslly go's goop boop now its going boop goop 😂😂😂😂

  • @Riogrande6400
    @Riogrande6400 Před 7 měsíci

    this guy is amazing I'm completely addicted to watching his videos fucking hilarious

  • @Wolfgirl790
    @Wolfgirl790 Před 5 měsíci

    I'm splitting into two people had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dragonspartan001
    @Dragonspartan001 Před 8 měsíci +2

    So many people have done this short and it's funny every time

  • @user-rf9yk2vk6y
    @user-rf9yk2vk6y Před 8 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! splitting into 2 people!!😂😂😂 how do you cal someone if you dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raeganarredondo
    @raeganarredondo Před 9 měsíci

    This guy is SO underrated!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilanskroban2390
    @ilanskroban2390 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "I can see sounds! I can hear colours! I FORGOT HOW TO SH💥t!!!"

  • @angelaskye9793
    @angelaskye9793 Před měsícem

    "I FORGOT HOW TO 💩!!!!!" had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @kalebwieland4938
    @kalebwieland4938 Před 6 měsíci +1

    911, what's your emergency?
    "I finished all dem brownies."
    😂 Man follow this up, this is amazing!

  • @radioactivegaming4116
    @radioactivegaming4116 Před 8 měsíci

    "i see sounds and i hear colors" had me dieing.

  • @jenkinsfamilyo5471
    @jenkinsfamilyo5471 Před 7 měsíci

    His face gets me every time 🤣

  • @user-vg8xo7eb5e
    @user-vg8xo7eb5e Před 8 měsíci +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well normally My heart goes Goop-Boop and now My heart is going Boop-Goop 🤣🤣🤣🤣 now I'm seeing sounds

  • @kimvannatter5214
    @kimvannatter5214 Před 8 měsíci

    This is the perfect actor for this comedy skit 🤣

  • @ZacharytheSwiftie14
    @ZacharytheSwiftie14 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “I forgot how to 💩!” 😂

  • @patricks.4491
    @patricks.4491 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I know this is not the OG but he does make it 10 times funnier

  • @OwangeJuce
    @OwangeJuce Před 9 měsíci

    The face makes to sound 20 times better

  • @MkMb-vr5kr
    @MkMb-vr5kr Před 7 měsíci

    Whoever voiced dusty did a great job

  • @DOMFRMDA_800
    @DOMFRMDA_800 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I CAN SEE SOUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Digitalbear25
    @Digitalbear25 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This whole video is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darylemerson2957
    @darylemerson2957 Před 9 měsíci

    He sounds like Mr Meeseeks when he yells. Especially " im splitting into two people!"😂

  • @kierstenpaynes8977
    @kierstenpaynes8977 Před 9 měsíci

    I can hear colors got me😂😂😂😂

  • @specific78
    @specific78 Před 7 měsíci

    The butt crack getting longer every time kills me😂😂😂

  • @jesicakoch
    @jesicakoch Před 9 měsíci

    It was longer each time I’m splitting in to people ooohhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanbaughn3129
    @jonathanbaughn3129 Před 4 měsíci

    My heart's beatin backwards!

  • @Dragon_team_leader582
    @Dragon_team_leader582 Před 8 měsíci

    “I Measure my butt crack 3 time and it was longer each time” got me so hard😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dominick-km2qs
    @Dominick-km2qs Před 9 měsíci

    I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!

  • @christinekowal4500
    @christinekowal4500 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “My heart used to go goop boop and noooow it’s going Booop Gooop!” 😦😦😦😦😦😦

  • @Solo_Guy360
    @Solo_Guy360 Před 8 měsíci

    Bro this voice fits this guy so much😂😂😂

  • @Black_Rose12179
    @Black_Rose12179 Před 9 měsíci

    When my dude said "I FORGOT HOW TO 💩" I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @insanemind5321
    @insanemind5321 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Paradise p.d was a awesome show

  • @sentientglassguy
    @sentientglassguy Před 9 měsíci

    This man is definitely high he is going to green out so hard🤣🤣🤣

  • @BB_and_Shroomz83
    @BB_and_Shroomz83 Před 9 měsíci

    Dusty is one of the funniest characters

  • @28randomdude_altname
    @28randomdude_altname Před 9 měsíci

    I freaking love this channel

  • @djodmotan347
    @djodmotan347 Před 9 měsíci

    Having a hard time finding my favorite part of this😂😂

  • @jcj268
    @jcj268 Před 9 měsíci

    I think I just died of laughter 😂

  • @runningman2xl
    @runningman2xl Před 9 měsíci

    This is the same guy!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Evie_the_therian
    @Evie_the_therian Před 9 měsíci

    Bro u killing me😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Ben-Doverr
    @Ben-Doverr Před 8 měsíci

    My heart’s beating backwards 😂

  • @jenniferpatten2401
    @jenniferpatten2401 Před 7 měsíci

    My hearts beating backwards... Now it goes boop goop

  • @ChristineCarpenter
    @ChristineCarpenter Před 6 měsíci +1

    Oooh I’m splitting into two people 😂💀

  • @desireepaulplummer4386
    @desireepaulplummer4386 Před 9 měsíci

    Your eyes like every single one of your video so damn Funnnnnnny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @stellaQueen1075
    @stellaQueen1075 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This deserves likes 😂

  • @Samo_o.
    @Samo_o. Před 9 měsíci +22

    "Sir have you taken any illegal substances"
    "No I just ate a brownie a drug adict gave me"
    *Casually pans to innocent looking boi*