@Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!? I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏
Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a CZcams video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.
Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call! @AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.
@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.
@@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that? Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.
@@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied 2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D
Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.
@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol
That police man calling about being dead from a nibble of some pot brownies will never stop being hilarious. The fact he was a cop makes it so much better.
i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes
Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though
Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.
Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.
I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.
Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣
That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time
@@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments
9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone. They are absolute champions as people.
Interesting case with Mary. She could've just realized she was doing something wrong, stopped driving and never spoken about it to anyone. But she decided to go the full way and turn herself in. Perhaps to really teach herself a lesson? In either case, that's quite worthy of respect.
@@cassanovax8368 well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.
@@cassanovax8368 Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.
I know the 911 operator who asked, "Do you want us to come and shoot her?" is kicking himself right now in the unemployment line, BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT LAUGH!! That woman's reaction was solid😂😂😂😂😂 09:48
"Please come! What time is it? I'm 28...no wait I'm 29. Please come! Are you coming? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by, really, really, really slow. Please send rescue." 😂
"Do you have any weapons in the house?" "No" _Later_ "Do you have any weapons in the house?" "You already asked me that" "And what did you say?" "Yeah, well, no, we do" *_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*
Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am” 911: Do you want us to come shoot her?” caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint” 911; “I don’t blame you one bit” My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.
"formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.
So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs
@@Kelly-jn4cp He definitely should be promoted! Why is a mother of a 12 y.o. girl calling the police for? Even Mike Forbess couldn't understand the nature of her call and me neither.
Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary: Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder. Dispacher: Did you do it? C: Nah, I'm just about to D: Can you stop? C: Yeah, I'll stop D: Can you stop now? C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop
Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.
@@misterstabby9457 Idiotic: relating to an idiot; senseless; stupid; silly. I used it as 'senseless'. And your lack of punctuation doesn't help you look real bright. Maybe think before you insert yourself into another's conversation.
@Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever
Another funny one: czcams.com/video/idhzD6M3QzA/video.html
@@SirWampus mama
@Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!?
I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏
Why did you show her real name? That's not nice
Lol your pfp looks like penguin eyes at first glance
That’s a Netflix trailer, you idiot
Operator: What's your name?
Caller: Mary
Operator: Are you still there, *sir?*
Men can have the name mary
Rafael Souza men can have the name mary
@@raf8850 I read that in his voice
Lol yeah
Rafael Souza oh
911: Are you behind or in front of them?
Caller: *I AM THEM*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2d (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
made me think f that spongebob episode 🤣🤣 weeeewhoooo weeeeeewhooooo WHEEEWHOO WEEWHOOO
What a twist
911: You am them?
Caller: Yes, I am them.
Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a CZcams video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.
Agreed.
I agree, she just needed some help.
God bless her.
Literally she's not stupid she's literally the smartest drunk ever
*"A few hours after the call Sanchez realized he was not dead."*
_Smartest man alive._
Time returned to it's normal pace LMFAO
Not only that- he might have been the second coming of Christ, man.
I want those brownies
An intelligent man named Sanchez...
Where have I heard that before?
@@intergraphenic somewhere in the 70s i believe
mary: “i AM them.”
operator: “you *am* them?”
@Alex Iancu they're just quoting what the 911 operator said
I A M T H E M
@Alex Iancu r/whoosh
Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call!
@AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.
@@featheryfemme geez sorry
911: “are you behind them?”
Mary: “no... *i am them*
"Yes, I am them"
“Okay, so you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?”
"Yes."
"Ok what's your name?"
“Mary”
"You am them?" made me burst out laughing.
He already thinks she's stupid, but he's low key reiterating it 😂
The person who dealt with Mary actually did a really good job handling that situation.
The "brownie" operator, not so much.
Nah, she did fine.
If she'd talked slowly and calmly to him, he'd have fallen asleep 😂
@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.
@@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that?
Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.
@@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied
2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D
Atleast Mary was actually sober enough to realize that drunk driving is dangerous.
Or drunk enough to turn herself in
ShayPlayzGamez8 true true
Whatever she had to drink must’ve been reeeeaaaal good
{\__/} I guess
( •)- •) ------------
/ \ /--- /
The 3rd one wasn't all that bad either...
"Do you want us to come over and shoot her?"
"Excuse me?!"
The kid overhearing the call: *nervous sweating*
Jessica Moore screams in español
I died 😂
969 likes
Ur mom UwU 69 1937
“I don’t blame you a bit”
"Are you behind them, or..."
*"No, I am them."*
Damn, what a plot twist...
You am them?
@@juliebraden6911 No you am not because I am them
Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.
I trust Mary with my life
Wtf like why I mean she still drank and drive and like what if next time that she isn’t sober enough to realize that she was drunk driving
@@theurbangoose6918 r/woooosh
Bob Carter yeah for some reason j thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in
TW1ST I know I know it’s just I thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in
Nathan Thornhill ok but the thing is that she recognized that and turned herself in, WHILE she was drunk
1st caller: "I am them"
2nd caller:"she are the manager"
"I am them" is ok but the Operator asked "you am them?"
I think we watched the same video
@@ilan9588 shvtry4 Joe biagini
3rd caller “I think we are dead.”
@@ilan9588 what'a wrong with what the operator said? They're just mimicking and quoting the weird sentence back to mary
"Do you want us to shoot her for ya?" BRO I AM DEAD 😂😂💀
Tbh I feel bad for the woman, that sounds like a genuinely terrifying thing for a cop to say
The joke lands flat in the current year, tbh.
@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol
@@mariayoung7659 except it is "dispatch" and not "-batch".
except when it's "disbitch"@@creatorofimages7925
That police man calling about being dead from a nibble of some pot brownies will never stop being hilarious. The fact he was a cop makes it so much better.
Operator: “How many pills does she take on a regular basis?”
Caller: “Yeah”
Well he was high
he made a meme
Yeah we watched it...
We know.
i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes
"I'm gonna file a complaint"
"That's... I dont blame you a bit"
I died 🤣
bruh im so sorry for him he didnt mean to 🤣
that had me rolling😭🤣
"Do you want me to shoot them?" LMFAOOOO
@Jung Kookie I liked it so not anymore
Awwww poor Mary. She seems like a sweet lady. I respect the operator for being so patient and kind with her. ❤️
The 3rd call really reminds me of the first time being stoned. The anxiety, the paranoia, the time going really slow
Yes! He really nailed it.
Drink orange juice, Vit C will bring you down, old hippy trick.
I’d just sleeeeeeeeeep ooooo
Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though
They just took a little too much no one has died from Cannabis good they ate it rather than smoked which is dreadful just don’t do it every day ❤️
I have some MAD respecc for Mary now
NeonCatboy 44 respect*
John Capodilupo r/wooooosh
MADD*
r/wooosh
John Capodilupo you just got woooshed homie
I respect Mary for turning herself in.
Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.
Jacob McCorry or she was just so drunk that she turned herself in
Indeed
Same
Yeah like how is that dumb
Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.
I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.
The guy that overdosed on weed was actually a police officer at the time and the marijuana he took from the evidence room. Makes it 100 times funnier.
😂
Source?
Legend has it she's still on the living room ground to this day.
@@dooeytee6715 kinda
@@CHOM-fm3iome too. Me too...
Mary is very honest. She even apologized. She sounds like a very respectful woman
Yep good people can make bad decisions and correct them, seems like a wonderful woman
777 likes ow time to ruin it
Too bad she's not a responsible woman
@@darkNovaskar dude she called the cops on herself ofc shes responsible wtf is ur logic
Yh mary is cute little sister type lmaooo
I personally think the first one wasn't out of dumbness but out of self awareness, takes a true man to admit that your doing something dangerious.
It was a woman lol
*woman
woMAN
@@siapabbchan1915 Woah... man...
Mike Forbees is a living Legend 😂
“A few hours later Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace.” Best line ever
🤣🤣🤣
I love that one
Plus I’m i. Michigan in my hotel right now
@@dragonflyer9867 michigan same
@@saw2005. I’m back in kanas I was just meeting my great grandpa before he died he died thursday
“I think we’re dying”
.....”i think we’re dead”
That happened to me in fortnite once
@@nate5051 ironic
@Sillymouse04 ik u feel scared af
bekwtf I never been high or anything like that
Why the women don't said you can't die on weed
Mad respect to Mary. Gigachad energy.
Big big energy
The humor of the last one was an 11/10
"well, i don't wanna hurt anybody"
don't throw her to jail :(
Don't put her in debt either
@Ping me and your gay :D atleast don't put her to jail? ask her to pay for the fine then :(
She still gotta go, but they could lessen her time in jail cuz she turned herself in
chiboinks You're gay now
Mary's a good person, a really good person
Props to Sanchez for realising that he's not dead.
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
"time is going by really, really, really, really slow"
I felt that 😂😂😂
Hey at least Mary turned herself in instead of getting someone killed
@AllieMacaroni well thx for destroying that bruh
I don’t wanna like it because it’s at 666 likes.
Mary’s call isn’t stupid. She turned herself in thats good!
Vaishnavi's World honest and mature
She just wanted a ride home
That’s dumb asf
Vaishnavi's World yeah
r/whoooosh
i love the guy that said, “should we come over and shoot her?” he sounded like he was holding in a laugh
Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣
I mean, the first one isn't dumb. She was being honest.
I mean 😢 she was honest
She was honestly dumb.
at first it feels like somting dumb but becomes hosnestly holsom
@@jessieqk12 your honesty rude
Well she decided to drive while drunk so I think she was both
Legend has it that the women still didn’t get her chicken nuggets.
You mean her money
WomAN
I honestly felt bad. She just wanted her money back
And her money and mcdoubles
Legend has it she never got that McDouble.
We all love you Mary. You’re an inspiration to us all. They better have given her serious leniency.
911: okay, are you behind them or....?
MARY: I Am them
911: You am them?
ME: 😂😂😂
Oliver DYBALA 7 best part of the convo😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂
We saw the video
lol
Lol this was so funny I didn’t laugh
Caller: I am drunk and driving.
911: can you stop driving?
Caller: sure.
Problem solved.
I almost liked ur comment. Didn’t want to ruin it
@@carteroakley8812 I did it for u👍😊
@@caedonjohnson.5279 NO. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO. NOW IT'S UNEVEN.
@@ShA-sm2ov OCD be real out here in these streets
@@carteroakley8812ocd amirite?
“I’m gonna file a formal complaint!”
“That’s…I don’t blame you a bit.”
Good man.
I almost spit out my coffee with the woman asking for Officer Sanchez. 🤣 Nice to know we can order dates on 911 now! 🤣
That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time
Was it the same Officer Sanchez that ate the brownies? It would complete the circle of dumb calls...
@@charlesfleetwood8585 I agree with the first part, that was stupid as hell and that lady was annoying af but why bring race into it?
@@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments
@@charlesfleetwood8585what??? this was never a race thing
“i am them” phrase of the millennium
You am them?
they/them 🤣
Question for her: am i speaking only to Marry or am i talking to 2 people at once?
Lmao
How? What did they do?
"I was drinking all over"
"I'm sorry"
"I shouldn't be driving"
Mary is a frickin sweetheart😭
I feel like I've never heard of a Mary who was a bad person. Every Mary I've ever heard about is a lovely person
@@oliveoil1282 Now Linda's....Lindas you gotta watch out for ....Don't even get me started on Missy's lol
@@OfTheiAm ahahaha 🤣 u are exactly right
We saw the video
@@oliveoil1282 Bloody Mary.
9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone.
They are absolute champions as people.
Interesting case with Mary. She could've just realized she was doing something wrong, stopped driving and never spoken about it to anyone. But she decided to go the full way and turn herself in. Perhaps to really teach herself a lesson? In either case, that's quite worthy of respect.
Lol that last one seemed like the operator was done with the day, tired and wanted to go home so he tried to make a joke and laugh it off
I feel bad for him because that lady got really upset with it.
@@cassanovax8368 well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.
@@manicanimations7813 I know that, but this wasn't a big deal persay, it got solved regardless.
@@cassanovax8368 Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.
Manic Animations
she was fighting a 12 year old
“Sanchez realized that he was nOt dEaD”
Juliette murphy should be the top comment istg lmao
Lmao tyyyy
😂😂😂🤣
I’m dead
💀💀
Dyinnng
I know the 911 operator who asked, "Do you want us to come and shoot her?" is kicking himself right now in the unemployment line, BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT LAUGH!! That woman's reaction was solid😂😂😂😂😂 09:48
Mary
She a little confused but she got the spirit
And the spirit is Vodka XD
@@vampyrezz lol
Bruh you just took me back to marlin waynes in scary movie!
She’s still an upstanding citizen of where she lives…
And vodka.
Had a little lamb.
“We made brownies and I think we’re dead”😂
LOL
LOL
LOL
LMAO
😂
“How many do you get that call in on themselves?” 🤣 R.E.S.P.E.C.T bro, madddd respect! ✊🏼
"Please come! What time is it? I'm 28...no wait I'm 29. Please come! Are you coming? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by, really, really, really slow. Please send rescue." 😂
90% of the comments “Mary is an honest woman”
10% Random crap
JeuxPlaysGaming 70%Mary comments
30%Jokes praising this police officer
20%Comments about the other call
And then there's you
1% your comment
1% stupidity (that's you)
Literally
Mary is the most respectful drunk person I've ever heard.
edit: ah yes we love a year old comment 😀👍
edit 2: THREE YEARS? time flies
fr
True tho
I knowww
F
Ikr
“i think we’re dead. i really do” took me out 😭😭😭😭
No matter how many times I hear the brownie call it still makes me laugh 😂🤣
There is a track by Jamie Jones called 911 that samples the brownie caller,I recognised it straight away 😆
“Do you want us to come over and shoot her?”
Lady : iS tHiS a JoKe To YoU
Bruh I'm dead too funny 😂
He could of been talking bout her dog 😂😂😂
"Do you have any weapons in the house?"
"No"
_Later_
"Do you have any weapons in the house?"
"You already asked me that"
"And what did you say?"
"Yeah, well, no, we do"
*_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*
this is gold
*sAnChEz wAs NoT dEaD*
@@haibalev1083 LOOOOl
Looks like a JoJo monologue
We saw the video
I wish there were more people like Mary... She got drunk, made a bad decision, realised it, and done the right thing. Respect. Don't drink and drive!
The 911 operator in the drunk driving call was so shocked he replied:
'You am them?'
LMAO
Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am”
911: Do you want us to come shoot her?”
caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint”
911; “I don’t blame you one bit”
My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.
I loved that part. I feel bad for the guy, he saw an opportunity for a great joke and took it.
Jacob Trujillo ya, i feel kinda bad for him too, but i can see why the caller wanted to report the dispatcher tho.
@@blurry6725 yeah
"formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.
@@thagodwecreate5179 you're the bitch. You dont "joke" about shooting 12 year olds
Dude, third guy isn’t dumb he was just scared for him and his wife
Edit: Redacted
I'm annoyed with the operator I get that she was supposed to ask questions BUT DAMN LADY CHILL WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW
Bruh that operator was annoying asffff
Yeah you can hear her attitude and she sounds so fucking annoying i wanna punch her
@@vh2787 SAME
Exactly and the operator sucked >:(
I really hope that officercalled that woman. That whole call was oddly adorable.
Mary is giving "im not IN danger, I AM THE DANGER" vibes
“Honey I’m just gonna be honest with you”
I’m dead😂😂
but sanchez isn't 😎
How ironic you have 911 likes. I will be the like button for anyone who doesn’t want to mess it up.
So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs
He was screaming swears there was blood on the stairs
@@theindecisivecrest ✈️
Operator: How much does she take on a regular basis?
Edward: Yes.
“I think we’re dead, I really do” 😂😂😂
The couple HAF off the brownies… I’m in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…I soooo want video of it!!
“Did you want us to come over and shoot her?”
-MIKE FORBESS
I love the fact that he was just like, yeah I shouldn't have done that I'm an idiot
I think he should get a promotion.
he needs to be promoted
@@Kelly-jn4cp He definitely should be promoted! Why is a mother of a 12 y.o. girl calling the police for? Even Mike Forbess couldn't understand the nature of her call and me neither.
@@RioMuc watch the full story then speak. The girl had some type of diseas. Like she got angry and uncontrollable
Operator: Do you want me to come and shoot her?
Caller: That’s not funny, I’m gonna report you!!
Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
I’m dying haha
he probs just wanted to shoot a gun lol
9:51
This was too funny lol
STOP REPEATING WE WATCHED IT
roblox be like :
"Time is going by really slow"
I'm dying, this will never not be hilarious
"I think we are dead" lmao I was dying while watching this
Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary:
Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder.
Dispacher: Did you do it?
C: Nah, I'm just about to
D: Can you stop?
C: Yeah, I'll stop
D: Can you stop now?
C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop
lol
and that's how the suicide helpline was created
Right 😂
@@3_ormorecharacters dark. I respect that.
i laughed way too hard at this 😂😂
I think we're dying yeah I think we're dead already. 😂🤣
SSJI Neon that one got me to lol
Lol first time doing brownies
SSJI Neon bruh this is in my friends city💀
bruh the same thing happened to me lmao
SSJI Neon remind me not to eat brownies ever again lmao
“You still there, sir?” 💀
Thank you Mary for saving yourself and someone else life. Drunk driving can lead to tragedy.
You can tell Mike Forbees had been praying for a call like that, so he could drop that zinger on them. He was so proud of himself.
Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.
I would have said the same tbh, man is a legend for saying what we all want to say
Timestamp?
@@maxxard7992 9:47
I find the joke harmless and he sounded like a good guy LoL
Mary: "I AM THEM."
Operator: "YOU AM THEM?"
J. Barnard chill... 😳
J. Barnard Seriously though, 90% of this comment section is filled with the same comments, it’s annoying as hell
J. Barnard Lmao exactly
@@j.barnard2669 you dont even know how to use the word idiotic, mate i think you're the idiot here
@@misterstabby9457 Idiotic: relating to an idiot; senseless; stupid; silly. I used it as 'senseless'. And your lack of punctuation doesn't help you look real bright. Maybe think before you insert yourself into another's conversation.
09:52 LMAO That was brilliant! Mike Forbess, you rock man!
"You *_am_* them?" 🤣🤣🤣
“I think we’re dead.”
He was high as fuck and paranoid.
Lmao for real he was fine
That’s hilarious 😆
@@lola58248 I'magne the situation when his police squad got their lmao
Marijuana overdose can stir up the fright centres in your brain something terrible, especially when you ingest it by way of edibles.
Don’t send the police. Send over the guy’s mom and her really, really religious friend. That’s a buzzkill.
Operator:”Do you want me to come over and shoot her?”
Me: 😱
Edit: Oh damn thanks for the likes
Mary:”yes please!”
White tiger ! HAH 😂😂
Berit Estes ?
It was dumb though tbh
Honey Milk it was 👍🏻 But funny.
He greened out so bad! I bet they felt their pulse in their toes😂😂😂😂😂
"You am them?", so drily delivered.
This guy: “I think we’re dead, I really do...”
Also him: *Talking on the phone*
"overdose on what?"
"marijuana"
".... ok?"
LMAO OKAY IT MAKES MORE SENSE THEYVE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IM DEAD
@@corey8778 i can relate to him
Other people: I think there was something in the brownies
Sanchez: I think there was something in the marjuana
Lmfaoooo
@Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever
I'm always amazed at how much people say "Ummm" talk about people devolving.
The brownies 😂🤣😂🤣 I think we are dying…I think I’m dead! Time is going by really, really, really, really slow 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Last Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
Sounds like Chandler when he knows he messed up with one his jokes.lmao
So true
yes. friends.
Y'all talking bout friends? My initial thought was mrbeast hahahaha
@johnny ember *BRUH*
Operator: You want me to come shoot ‘er
Caller: That’s not funny,
Operator: I know it’s a joke.
The trickster
Marijuana caller was just high as hell lmaooooo he said I think we're dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You am them?" 🤣
Caller: There is a killer
911: Who's the killer
Caller: I'm the killer
911: Stand where you at...
It was drunk drivning
@@hobisunshine8774 bruh u stoopid it’s a joke😑
@@countryoutlaw7972 bruh u stoopid it's a joke😑
@@hobisunshine8774 bruh you stoopid it's a joke😑
@@snowycc LMAO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS! XDDDD
"I think we're dying"
"i think we died, I really do"
8:05 and then he realized he was not dead