So you can hear each one of your bones cracking as this giant fuck-off-line wraps itself around you and tightens with the weight of two busses stacked on top of eachother. Not instantaneous, but slowlyyy getting tighter and tighter until your eyeballs pop out and you eventually suffocate. THEN it eats you by cracking open its jaws just wide enough to stuff you into it's cylindrical ball of muscle and dissolves you into non-existence? Sign me up
@Dan oz one of the dumbest chicks in my class when we were 13-14 thought there wasnt any colour back in the day because all old clips Didnt have colour
if they're anything like my cat they'll play with your mangled barely living body for a bit and become disinterested letting you gain hope of escape that will never come
That woman who took the hook out of the sharks mouth actually did it 3 times for that same shark, and at the time of filming that show, she had removed hooks from close to 40 sharks mouths, but these were all sharks from the Caribbean that have been habituated to divers at a tourist feeding station. Sharks can definitly recognize individual ppl and there is another interesting case where a diver had been interacting with a tiger shark for close to 20yrs and It would show obvious affection for him when they would see each other, coming back to him over and over for a brisk scratch on the chin! It's amazing but misleading because most tigers are extremely dangerous, being the second only to the great white, as the biggest killers of humans.
@@lahmayoo Bull sharks are the most aggressive shark species. But Great Whites are most dangerous, as they are the biggest, fastest, and strongest shark species.
@@unfazed2370 what does most dangerous mean though? like you mean they’re the strongest killing machines of any shark but they don’t attack nearly as many humans as bull sharks or tiger sharks
"If you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?" It's great to see two grown men play this game. My sister and I used to play a similar game, but not necessarily involving animals. One of us would ask the other "How would you rather die?", and then describe two horrible ways to die and the other had to choose. Like, being buried straight up with only your head sticking out of the ground, right next to an ant hill and then getting your head covered in sweet syrup to attract the ants and being slowly eaten to death, OR, being strapped to a work bench and there's a giant circular saw that moves back and forth and starts cutting thin slices off your body, starting with the feet and slowly advancing toward the head. Does this sound a little extreme? We were about 10 years old I think. XD
John goodman, but only if he says yabbadabbadoooo whilst gazing into my eyes, wearing only a boys tunic, and our table would be none other than Ron Jeremy.
Imagine being paralyzed with an open wound and you stay alive long enough for the worms to infest your body as you watch them wriggling over eachother.
@@MIngalls That would support the idea that their bite is incredibly strong. A lot of scavengers like Hyenas, Tazmanian Devils and Wolverines all have very powerful bites to break the bones of their finds and get to the marrow, which is one of the most nutritious parts of the body. If Tyrannosaurs were scavengers, their size and horrifying roar(theres a video on youtube of a possibly realistic roar) would scare off predators and other scavengers very nicely and that jaw would get them all the goodies.
Beast Master was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It was hardcore: Animals murdering, mythical creatures snatching dudes and dissolving them in their wing-stomachs (you have to see it. It's weird), a guy being turned into a rage zombie by a parasite, ferrets, human sacrifice, witches with melted faces, the dad from good times and last but not least, the hot blonde mom from that 70's Show (Tanya Roberts) topless. It rocked.
Oh yeah 😳😳😳 I forgot all about those green winged men who dissolved humans with a hug. You're absolutely right about this movie being a classic piece of our childhood 👍🏻👌🏻
Shoulda been called, brunette roberts invades my prepubesent dreams in loincloth getup!. As young male this ranked up there wi Conan for me. Gotta love 80s barbarian fantasy. Awsome.lol
This is the most Joe Rogan conversation of all time.
More DMT
Keoffry1 Yea it needs more DMT for sure.
Enzi Gee Oi. Take a hit.
Reel back.
Oh yeah. This and the Gorilla vs Bear conversation
This is every two guys i know after they been forced to be around one another for more than an hour.
When girls wanna know what guys talk about when they're not there
Us:
Azad Alam FACTTTSS 😂😂😂
Some girls sit and talk about this shit too... just saying. lol
Stephanie Adams yea lol
@@ColonelAmonIves Only the crazy ones (most of them are)
🤭😂🤣
Joe: “Look, that eagles landing on his arm.”
Also joe: *makes parrot noise*
*rawk*
Polly want a bull moose.
That's why we love him, he gets Heaps serious when talking about these animal attacks and then that shit comes out of his mouth haha
Girls sleepover: Omg Johnny is so hot 🥵
Boys sleepover:
lil Moss no such thing as boys sleepover
@@Howtokillacop420 you didnt have good friends then.
@@davidderifield3820 no I didn't have gay friends lol
@@Howtokillacop420 Yes, its totally gay that i would go to my friends mansion in highschool and get drunk. You just didnt have any friends.
Got em
Bill: Do you have normal videos of animals just chilling?
Joe: I got this video of a bear ripping apart a monkey for tripping him on a bicycle
I honestly thought u made this comment up lmao
Funny, I’ve only seen bears ride unicycles.
😂😂😂
Haha....
Lol.
An Anaconda will give you the world's largest hug before it eats you :>
Well that sounds promising
So you can hear each one of your bones cracking as this giant fuck-off-line wraps itself around you and tightens with the weight of two busses stacked on top of eachother. Not instantaneous, but slowlyyy getting tighter and tighter until your eyeballs pop out and you eventually suffocate. THEN it eats you by cracking open its jaws just wide enough to stuff you into it's cylindrical ball of muscle and dissolves you into non-existence? Sign me up
@@Kier4n99 yeah nah fuck that
@@Kier4n99 hahahahaha my thoughts exactly. That's a nah for me dog.
Being crushed and swallowed whole head first is the worst way to go
I asked my girlfriend this and she said a maggot cos it'll take a long time... I will never involve her in these kinds of conversations ever again.
Maybe she's psychologically telling you to last longer. Just kidding lol
@@baitedlol3315 ohhh snap
Women say a lot of stupid shit
@Dan oz one of the dumbest chicks in my class when we were 13-14 thought there wasnt any colour back in the day because all old clips Didnt have colour
Your woman wants to be eaten out for a long time? Can't say I blame her 😂
"Are there fat monkey's?" Bill just ignores him 😂
Joe "Are There Fat Monkies?" Rogan
Nice to see you
the answer is yes
LMAO I was literally on the way to write the same comment nice
Yes, we're in lockdown
He sits with crackheads and smoke pot all day so that question was obvious
Tiger or jaguar, they kill quick and efficiently.
Yeah a bite to the neck almost instantly
I'd rather just stay alive.
Jag might crush your skull
if they're anything like my cat they'll play with your mangled barely living body for a bit and become disinterested letting you gain hope of escape that will never come
Snake choke.
"it's like road rage" bill broke me
Same bro. Most underrated moment.
That woman who took the hook out of the sharks mouth actually did it 3 times for that same shark, and at the time of filming that show, she had removed hooks from close to 40 sharks mouths, but these were all sharks from the Caribbean that have been habituated to divers at a tourist feeding station.
Sharks can definitly recognize individual ppl and there is another interesting case where a diver had been interacting with a tiger shark for close to 20yrs and It would show obvious affection for him when they would see each other, coming back to him over and over for a brisk scratch on the chin! It's amazing but misleading because most tigers are extremely dangerous, being the second only to the great white, as the biggest killers of humans.
interesting story. aren’t bull sharks the most dangerous to humans, then tiger sharks, then great whites?
@@lahmayoo ummmmn actually
@@lahmayoo Bull sharks are the most aggressive shark species. But Great Whites are most dangerous, as they are the biggest, fastest, and strongest shark species.
@@unfazed2370 what does most dangerous mean though? like you mean they’re the strongest killing machines of any shark but they don’t attack nearly as many humans as bull sharks or tiger sharks
@@unfazed2370 i also heard great whites are pretty wary of humans and that we dont taste that good to them.
3:38 “Are there fat monkeys?” Why didn’t Bill answer? That was a great question
Literally was thinking about this
🤔
He was telling a story
Orangutan from the jungle book
There called Orangutans
This is why i watch JRE
Same
Yes, the best clips are Joe n his buddies just riffing on what crosses their minds
100% facts
Girls at lunch: “omg did y’all see brads haircut”
Guys at Lunch:
Joe -"That's not even a big bear"
Bill -"No dude that's fucking huge would you wanna fight that guy in the bar"
Joe -"Mmmm no"
Bill- "No dude that's fucking huge would you wanna fight that guy in thebar"
Joe- "are any of us on DMT?"
Low key impressed by Joe's bear roar.
Hououin Kyouma! 4:55 left time stamp for ppl
Yes
SuckBoot you the real MVP
Holy shit you could tell he watches a lot of shit about Bears 😂
Check out his silverback gorilla roar.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to flush his toilet with a spinning elbow.
lmao its gotta be an illegal downwards elbow cuz i mostly seen flush button that u need to press down
That's some skinny elbow he got
HAHAHA 😂 🤣
DNF Danninetyf lmfao
Tony Ferguson doesn’t flush his toilet, he scares the shit out of it
Nothing makes me happier than watching my dog bask in the sun when he doesn't know I'm watching, truly I could sit there for hours
That bear impression @ 4:54 was spot on. 😂😂
I GET EATEN ALIVE EVERY 1ST OF THE MONTH BY THE BIGGEST ANIMAL OF ALL... MY EX WIFE.
HEYO! Jamie, find a clip of that.
You married the broad 🤨
Your ex still eats you?
Ohh jeeezuuuuus
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe “ I would like to get eaten alive by a Shark on DMT” Rogan
joey bee omg that would be so scary.
You want the shark to be on DMT when it kills you? Now that’s a death.
joey bee duh how else do you get a shark to try DMT?
Joe is asking all the questions I would ask and that's why i love his podcast
Bill: Do you have a happy video of animals just chillin?
Joe: yeah I don't save those
We know, Joe, we know
Classic Jamie not showing the video once again
Stampede Gaming they rarely do anymore for copyright reasons
czcams.com/video/AyhHMf8Gv04/video.html
There you go boys
@@Streetpfosten you bloody ripper
It's over copyright, its ruined the jre podcast
@@ben-yf2em copyright fucking sucks dude I hate it
4:55 best impersonation of a bear lmao
That actually sounded pretty accurate compared to some of the bear fight videos i've seen lol
watch it at 0.25 speed :D
@@twoface3629 thank you.
@@twoface3629 now watch it at 1.5x
Joe’s impression of a roaring bear was dead-on
I just love how Bill puts things into perspective lol.
I would like to be eaten by an ant...one single ant
Ken Grand stoned and dying.
Actually there is a species of ants that sometimes eats humans, especially drunk people. Although it's usually more like thousands of them.
Stefan 😟😟
thats an insect not an animal...
@@KizWhalifa. Insects are animals.
Burr: "It's like road rage right??"
😂😂😂
slipped under the radar but hilarious
Joe has the best animal impressions 😂
When bill & Joe are together it’s always a great video lol!
Bill Burr is hilarious and him an Joe just have a great time.
You know Joe is high as hell to be coming up with this content, and actually have it be entertaining.
Girlfriend: He's probably out there with his friends, cheating on me.
Me and the boys drunk as shit in the garage:
3:38 "Are there fat monkeys?" Okay, Joe was definitely high during that podcast 😀
The way this video ended is amazing lmao
The most joe rogan title ever
Clearly you've never seen these then..
"Joe Rogan: Ever seen a Jaguar tripping out on dmt?"
"Joe Rogan once did dmt 3 times in a day"
I love how joe breaks down the bear video like a ufc fight
Joe “Are there fat monkeys?” Rogan
Poobs McDoobs lmao 😂
The monkeys are bulimic they, are "show monkeys".
Joe thought Beastmaster was a documentary before he saw the pictures again.
Me too ;)
4:54 when the trt kicks in
4:54 the most accurate bear roar impersonation ever done.
“ Joe believes in magic “ - Patrice O’Neal
Hahaha I love bill burr. “Do you have any happy videos of animals ? Just existing. Just them chilling out” hahahaha.
"Are there fat monkeys?"
Yea, Ralphie talked about seeing one at the mall once with his kid.
Been watchin ocean/shark docs for 3 weeks. It's absolutely fascinating!
" aside from ya know its gonna be a bad movie" 😂
"If you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?"
It's great to see two grown men play this game. My sister and I used to play a similar game, but not necessarily involving animals. One of us would ask the other "How would you rather die?", and then describe two horrible ways to die and the other had to choose.
Like, being buried straight up with only your head sticking out of the ground, right next to an ant hill and then getting your head covered in sweet syrup to attract the ants and being slowly eaten to death,
OR,
being strapped to a work bench and there's a giant circular saw that moves back and forth and starts cutting thin slices off your body, starting with the feet and slowly advancing toward the head.
Does this sound a little extreme? We were about 10 years old I think. XD
The second one is truly a work of creativity, i like your style 👌
Easy there Satan
Damn that sounds a little fucked up.
2nd cause you gunna bleed out
Lool wtf,u must've grown up watching fucked up movies aswell, I had dark thoughts at that age too
Would you fight that bear??
Khabib : Hold My Drink....
This is true....
An adult one, much bigger, wild not in chains and is hungry.
This is such a Joe Rogan conversation.
Joe is literally funny asf like I really love this conversation
😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious "I don't like my head being here and the evil is down there"
John goodman, but only if he says yabbadabbadoooo whilst gazing into my eyes, wearing only a boys tunic, and our table would be none other than Ron Jeremy.
You lost me at the end.
Would you like my tapioca.... Its two weeks fresh
I want to be eaten by a giant anime trap.
That’s actually scary to think of!!! Great clip♥️♥️
joes random animal noises are so funny 😭
Watching a giant snake swollow me from the feet up sounds cool
Who else watched ????Beast master and the 2 ferrets!!! Watched all the time!!
I loved those movies as a Kid.
Omg absolutely LOVED IT as a kid!!
Joes animal sounds are my preferred ASMR
Why is it so funny when joe laughs 😂😂😂
While watching the video
Jamie: yeah....haha it’s over
😂😂
Joe:Remember that tv show?
Bill:No.
Was it a tv show?
Joe:Nahh.
I think it was a tv show.
Marc Singer was one of my all time great 80s actors. Love beast master!
Had to find the vide & now I can't stop laughing!
"No No No! Bills Cool!" - Tiger Shark
UK :Dr Doolittle.
USA : BEASTMASTER!
Dr Doolittle was American
4:37 joe looks so high and lost 🤣
"No, no, no Bill's cool."
Lol. Never thought that I would be contemplating what I would want to eat me at 2am.
Lol maybe Bigfoot would be good! He can just rip my head off
@@JoeSmith-iv3sf I said the same thing.,
OMG I so remember BEAST MASTER! That was a cool show... I totally forgot about that show
It was a movie first
Bill Burr's look lof utter didgust in the thumbnail is hilarious!
4:55 That was the most spot on human bear impression
As opposed to... a monkey bear impression? 🤔
Imagine being paralyzed with an open wound and you stay alive long enough for the worms to infest your body as you watch them wriggling over eachother.
territorial pissings at least ya couldn’t feel it!
@Deleted Account a centipede the size of a labrador would be the scariest thing on earth
I watched beastmaster at the doctors office getting a rock out of my ear lmao
The road rage bit got me rolling. Lmao
"It's like road rage." - Bill Burr
How is Bill Burr just so funny. Like everything he says is just so damn funny
At the end of the video, there is a smooth, freaky transition from Bill's laughing to Joe Rogan's logo.
😂🤣😂🤣 The line "Getting effed up by a monkey in a hat"! killed me!!! It might be the greatest off the cuff comment I've ever heard from Joe!
Bill : i thought they had muzzle on that thing
Joe: No they trusted him that time 🤣
Girls: I bet he's talking to other women
Boys:
Dude I had a Beastmaster toy growing up and I always thought it was Conan😂😂
When your childhood conversations become million view clips 🤣🤣
“they’re allowing you to live and now you’re a beast master?” Lmaooo
T-Rex wasn't such a bad way to go. Heard it bite force was so strong that it's prey literally exploded in the T-Rex's mouth :D
Like a gusher?
Trippy Bruh pretty much
Sounds awesome let’s do it
I've also heard they might have just been scavengers. SO theres that...
@@MIngalls That would support the idea that their bite is incredibly strong. A lot of scavengers like Hyenas, Tazmanian Devils and Wolverines all have very powerful bites to break the bones of their finds and get to the marrow, which is one of the most nutritious parts of the body. If Tyrannosaurs were scavengers, their size and horrifying roar(theres a video on youtube of a possibly realistic roar) would scare off predators and other scavengers very nicely and that jaw would get them all the goodies.
Joe missing so many jokes cause he’s focused on the animal facts
Joe got the bear impression from Zookeeper 😂😂😂
Dennis Miller choosing a politician is like watching beast master at 1am and watching beast master at 2am lol
Glad Joe knew about the man, the myth, the legend, Beastmaster 64.
Can we just stop and appreciate how sick Joe is at animal noises?! Why is no one talking about this 😂
all the elk rubbed off on him
Getting eaten, burning to death or getting fat.. 3 biggest fears.
This show is hilarious I’m late af but I’m here now lol
"it had road rage"
should put all links to the vids in the description of each clip/s and/or full podcast, would be proper sick ehh doof doof
Bill's face at 4:57 omg lol.
Like he is getting traumatized but still trynna act cool.
Joe’s bear growl is severely underrated
It was not a tv show. it was a feature film. It was awesome!
Beast Master was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It was hardcore: Animals murdering, mythical creatures snatching dudes and dissolving them in their wing-stomachs (you have to see it. It's weird), a guy being turned into a rage zombie by a parasite, ferrets, human sacrifice, witches with melted faces, the dad from good times and last but not least, the hot blonde mom from that 70's Show (Tanya Roberts) topless. It rocked.
Oh yeah 😳😳😳 I forgot all about those green winged men who dissolved humans with a hug.
You're absolutely right about this movie being a classic piece of our childhood 👍🏻👌🏻
Shoulda been called, brunette roberts invades my prepubesent dreams in loincloth getup!. As young male this ranked up there wi Conan for me. Gotta love 80s barbarian fantasy.
Awsome.lol
i'd love it so much if they'd at least link the videos they are talking about
Lmao BILL is trying to warm us about being friends with sharks